Ray Romano - How To Deal With Italian Mothers

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  • čas přidán 24. 05. 2015
  • #RayRomano on struggling with eating healthy, going to an Italian wedding, and trying to make her new born daughter laugh.
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  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 Před 4 lety +180

    0:42 “Everything in the house is for a special occasion that hasn’t happened yet!”

    • @matteodallacasa4014
      @matteodallacasa4014 Před 4 lety +4

      That bit made me laugh so hard because is truly Italian. I don't know where you come from, but I can tell you that many Italian comedians use literally this same joke in their shows!

    • @nji7772
      @nji7772 Před 4 lety +7

      LOL Same in a Slovak Jewish home! Plastic covering all the funiture but to add to that, that is the upstairs living room. Everyone is in the basement sitting by the wood stove! The kitchen where everything happens, every day.

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR Před 4 lety +4

      @@matteodallacasa4014 same thing coming from someone With a Mexican family 😂

  • @nothanks2575
    @nothanks2575 Před 7 lety +358

    "no I don't think so ms. romano back off" why did I laugh so hard at that ohmygod

    • @shawnthomas1375
      @shawnthomas1375 Před 4 lety +11

      Like a scorsece movie

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shawnthomas1375 funnily, he was finally in a Scorsese movie.

  • @markredman4682
    @markredman4682 Před 9 lety +1203

    He was pretty close with the phone prediction. He, uh, called it.

  • @Travis7060312
    @Travis7060312 Před 8 lety +684

    he said his wife and i thought of debra

    • @hakim6158
      @hakim6158 Před 8 lety +58

      +Travis7060312 even watching the Middle on ABC .. Patricia Heaton to me is just Debra married to the janitor from Scrubs

    • @nicholaswhitman1757
      @nicholaswhitman1757 Před 6 lety +17

      Everybody loves the janitor

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody Před 4 lety +6

      @@nicholaswhitman1757 You mean the Custodian......I'm so so sorry.

    • @dashman8499
      @dashman8499 Před 4 lety +2

      That was me when he mentioned his mom hahaha I thought she was Doris roberts

    • @bradsuarez2683
      @bradsuarez2683 Před 4 lety +4

      I thought of Marie when he said Mrs. Romano

  • @ZiggyLu-og3zp
    @ZiggyLu-og3zp Před 4 lety +229

    😂 He’s so right about the eating a little more. I remember my friends Italian grandmother feeding me a HUGE plate of pasta dinner and I I BARELY finished it and when I was done she said, “munga! MUNGA! You need to gain some weight!” And served me another massive serving I couldn’t eat. So when I was done she says...”what’s wrong??? You don’t like my cooking?!” 😂 I practically died eating pasta.

  • @sleightlyhandy889
    @sleightlyhandy889 Před 7 lety +282

    In 1992, Ray Romano Predicted Cellphones, and Bluetooth...

  • @cindymyers8143
    @cindymyers8143 Před 6 lety +59

    I love Ray Romano so much. I still watch Everybody loves Raymond on TV land. He's the real deal !

  • @Finians_Mancave
    @Finians_Mancave Před 6 lety +25

    I didn't remember Ray Romano's standup, but even back then, it's obvious how polished and natural he was. I can totally get how some TV exec saw his act and thought "This guy could have his own sitcom!".

    • @dingdong124578123456
      @dingdong124578123456 Před rokem

      Watching this in 2023 and I couldn't agree more wow I thought he was stuck up but I guess I was too young and he was too funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @DotterSvea
    @DotterSvea Před 4 lety +415

    He's the italian version of Jerry Seinfeld.

    • @MoLtenMetaL7
      @MoLtenMetaL7 Před 4 lety +30

      Dotter Svea he is much better imo

    • @DotterSvea
      @DotterSvea Před 4 lety +3

      @@MoLtenMetaL7 Nah...

    • @kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305
      @kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 Před 4 lety +4

      @@DotterSvea I like them equally... But the best is Rodney Dangerfield

    • @nicke4484
      @nicke4484 Před 3 lety +4

      Dotter Svea Seinfeld isn’t funny

    • @azzurriblue65
      @azzurriblue65 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305 Rodney had an infinite supply of punchlines, it was incredible.

  • @urltima
    @urltima Před 8 lety +167

    Lol him talking about what we call Bluetooth now. 😂

  • @jamestiscareno4387
    @jamestiscareno4387 Před 4 lety +80

    Good stand up comedy without filthy language is refreshing.

  • @emanuelrojas2
    @emanuelrojas2 Před 7 lety +214

    Ray Romano predicted the future! It's called a Bluetooth!

  • @comedymike7010
    @comedymike7010 Před 6 lety +22

    I have a 1 and a half year old daughter
    * one person whistles *
    Thanks you your a warm bunch of people
    D.E.A.D

  • @theredmans1
    @theredmans1 Před 3 lety +8

    He is still so hilarious, and I am watching this in 2021....spooky how he was so ahead of his time with the phone thing, omg, and we aren't even that far along....yet!

  • @ManicMindTrick
    @ManicMindTrick Před 8 lety +514

    Comedy usually ages horribly but this has stood the harsh test of time.

    • @RealTime88
      @RealTime88 Před 7 lety +25

      ManicMindTrick He's also one of the best comics of his generation. And Raymond is one of the greatest sitcoms of the last 30 years. Universal appeal.

    • @miramardream
      @miramardream Před 3 lety +2

      Clean comedy doesn't age.☺

    • @ufoash440
      @ufoash440 Před rokem +1

      Mothers never change lmao

    • @Mrmoe198
      @Mrmoe198 Před 10 měsíci +2

      True to life experiences are always classic. Even if it ages, it will only age because of the difference of our experience due to technology and culture, but the human connection will always remain.

    • @Zombiisugar
      @Zombiisugar Před 9 měsíci +1

      Comedy doesn't age horribly people just lost their sense of humor due to sensitivity

  • @deniseflattery
    @deniseflattery Před 7 lety +24

    I love classic comedians 😆

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 4 lety +11

    the joke with the keys & his expression..😂😂😂

  • @appiahallan
    @appiahallan Před 8 lety +46

    Witness protection program 😂😂😂

  • @cindyvazquez5731
    @cindyvazquez5731 Před 4 lety +12

    I grew up with half Italian and Spanish and this is so spot on 😂
    I definitely remember the plastic covered furniture and plastic fruit and a huge picture of Jesus in the dining room. Dinnertime you would see the Italian bread pick food and the vino. lol

  • @debbiearchibald8667
    @debbiearchibald8667 Před 8 lety +16

    Love Ray! Great comedian!

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse Před 3 lety +10

    My first trip to ltaly visiting a friend's family. La nonna kept refilling my plate, as a well brought up kiwi l kept emptying it and as a well brought up ltalian she kept refilling it. I had no idea of the cultural difference but, remember desperately whispering to my ltalian speaking friend, "how do I make her stop?". Learned my first ltalian sentence, "basta così grazie". Still remember their wonderful hospitality. The second time l went l spent 20 years living there and finally learned the only way to stop people refilling your plate is to leave a little bit. Also, if la mamma of your friend says "prende un altro due" don't fall for it, cos you're getting another plateful of spaghetti.

  • @NB-ky5ol
    @NB-ky5ol Před 4 lety +68

    He wasn’t too far off with the cell phone thing.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars Před 4 lety +355

    Who else got this video in their Recommended section because of Ray being in The Irishman?

    • @Tirah5
      @Tirah5 Před 4 lety +2

      all of us, captain obvious

    • @wimbledan
      @wimbledan Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tirah5 I didn't

    • @aj19781978
      @aj19781978 Před 4 lety

      Me

    • @samkam9182
      @samkam9182 Před 4 lety

      Tirah5 nope sorry captain ‘I think it’s obvious because I can’t see further than the tip of my nose’

    • @GoodGuyGaurav
      @GoodGuyGaurav Před 4 lety +1

      We're gonna defend it either way

  • @TonyVerrazano
    @TonyVerrazano Před 4 lety +3

    Very true about the towels and dishes and plastic covers. 🇮🇹❤️

  • @lee-ann1589
    @lee-ann1589 Před 3 lety +2

    He has that number 7 haircut. Straight across the ear and straight down! lol

  • @SwastikSwarupDas
    @SwastikSwarupDas Před 5 lety +19

    @5:52 might seem a joke in 1992, but with air pods, we are closer to it than ever, and Ray made that in 92

  • @NotSoLiberal
    @NotSoLiberal Před 4 lety +5

    One of the naturally funniest comedians

  • @compositionsforever2466
    @compositionsforever2466 Před 4 lety +4

    3:50 make sure you're not eating anything at this point or you may choke. Instant laugh right here..

  • @thoughtfulsamosa6037
    @thoughtfulsamosa6037 Před 4 lety +5

    I just realized I had watched this video when it came out back in 2015.
    Ah his jokes never get old!

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. Před 4 lety +117

    Wow, Ray's daughter is close to 30-years-old now.

    • @showmethescience2514
      @showmethescience2514 Před 4 lety +1

      I Play One On T.V. Oh no, I thought you had to be wrong but you’re right. Where has the time gone?

  • @thebiggreedybastard5462
    @thebiggreedybastard5462 Před 9 lety +10

    I love ray romanos comedy

  • @thetruthhurts599
    @thetruthhurts599 Před 6 lety +25

    He reminds me so much of the karate kid.

    • @888alp
      @888alp Před 4 lety

      Iron Maiden Yes i see it 👌🏻🥂

  • @Lola-i.c.u
    @Lola-i.c.u Před 8 lety +40

    I love everything Ray Romano

  • @theusersam
    @theusersam Před 4 lety +34

    So funny how Italians, Jews and Persians are alike, LOVE IT!

    • @elgrigorio1
      @elgrigorio1 Před 4 lety +4

      I can attest to that. My family is Russian Jewish, and when my sister and cousins go to our grandma's house, we never leave empty handed, its always fun but with our grandma, there is always bound to be drama.

    • @plentyofsalmonellasir425
      @plentyofsalmonellasir425 Před 3 lety

      Me ma nam shoo wad dam sei bat me no no dam rass mi klitt di sei iff nam b seiyan dam sem? Nam mi kloot giud rass of peeps bat dam poote dam Pisians in dam state? HUH? iff mi cicle bock dam bit of festival mi no em nuff, ee em nuff be spliphin da gancha ya ma buoy! Oof dim no sei o mi no no wad if dem sei….Klooot!!! mi rass!!! Git dam giud info! Ashhhh be goon....

  • @kevindavis2315
    @kevindavis2315 Před 6 lety +39

    The stuff he described =everything on “everybody love Raymond “

  • @spicysagittarian9425
    @spicysagittarian9425 Před 4 lety +35

    I realised my house is Italian house and my mother is Italian although I live in Asia.

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 Před rokem +2

    A naturally funny comedian. Wish he would do another sitcom!

  • @kermitcantsee9111
    @kermitcantsee9111 Před 4 lety +1

    Love how casual he is

  • @priscillawakefield8439
    @priscillawakefield8439 Před rokem +1

    Soo funny Ray. Beyond your time. Thank you!!!

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman8499 Před 4 lety +2

    That gun bit had me lose it hahaha

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 Před 4 lety +8

    1st time hearing any of his standup

  • @stephentalley7829
    @stephentalley7829 Před 4 lety +2

    This is exponentially more funny than I thought it would be

  • @NB-ky5ol
    @NB-ky5ol Před 4 lety +24

    It’s true! My grandma would force us to have seconds!

  • @applehappyx-files2456
    @applehappyx-files2456 Před 4 lety +7

    Everybody loves Raymond 👏🏼🤣

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 Před 2 lety +1

    I couldn't be friends with an Italian family!
    My glucose level would go off the charts!

  • @rad4life1
    @rad4life1 Před 7 lety +40

    You're close on the phone there Ray. Not quite a microchip yet, but there is Bluetooth now...we are on the way! lol

    • @gemberss
      @gemberss Před 4 lety +1

      Sadly some people here have implanted microchips into their skin for their bankcard and stuff.. it's nuts

  • @whatthewhat9015
    @whatthewhat9015 Před 7 lety +2

    The feels are coming

  • @ofensatul
    @ofensatul Před 6 lety

    one of the best :D

  • @DAVIDTORRESANI
    @DAVIDTORRESANI Před 3 lety

    Lmao!!!! Pretty close. The food part was on point🙌🙌

  • @mutsa_
    @mutsa_ Před 5 lety +4

    He’s a master

  • @LeoLCDT
    @LeoLCDT Před 4 lety +92

    He look like michael corleone if he's decided to choose a comedy career instead of being a gangster

  • @loveandserenity77
    @loveandserenity77 Před 4 lety

    So much of this is in the show 🥰

  • @Ggkhizan
    @Ggkhizan Před 4 lety

    Loooool love Raymond 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA Před 8 měsíci

    That was so great Ray thanks! And you predicted the future!

  • @fang3839
    @fang3839 Před 4 lety +13

    Same with some Chinese parents! I was so glad to board at school when I was 15, because then I can eat whatever amount of food I want.

  • @compositionsforever2466

    Amazing Ray..

  • @vrushalioak7105
    @vrushalioak7105 Před 4 lety

    so funny.. awesome!

  • @honeybun8259
    @honeybun8259 Před 4 lety +2

    My son was 1 when this came OUT LOL 😂😂

  • @cameronsmith9215
    @cameronsmith9215 Před 8 lety +34

    He totally called the blue tooth head set

  • @Hotpink51
    @Hotpink51 Před 3 lety +13

    Tell me why this is funnier than his entire show, like I legit cackled at the "if you don't want anymore, you have to shoot her." And damn it's so nice to know (based on this at least) that he's not actually a useless husband/father like he is in Everybody loves Ray, he's just a damn convincing actor lmao.

    • @Price70
      @Price70 Před rokem +1

      The show is full of this type of comedy except it's acted out instead of explained but there are a lot of moments when the conversations are similar to his stand up

  • @HI-rn2fz
    @HI-rn2fz Před 6 lety +6

    That cookie joke was in an episode once :)

  • @DiscoverMontréal
    @DiscoverMontréal Před 5 lety +3

    The set that changed his life

  • @mrgc888
    @mrgc888 Před 8 lety +84

    He is better & funnier than Seinfeld. So is his show

    • @allenellsworth5799
      @allenellsworth5799 Před 7 lety +16

      You know what I'm gonna have to agree.

    • @admirosmanovic1368
      @admirosmanovic1368 Před 7 lety +3

      Gee Cee Seinfeld the show is funnier then everybody loves Raymond but Raymond stand up is better to me. the only thing that is better then Seinfeld is the characters on everybody loves Raymond they all click beautifully but in Seinfeld George n Kramer n Jerry r just 2 funny when all of them r together especially george

    • @medved4030
      @medved4030 Před 7 lety

      Jerry Seinfeld was funny early in his career doing stand up but I think there are better stand up comedians out there like Louis CK. As for the show Seinfeld I found it much better than Everybody loves Raymond. But to be fair, Larry David was the genius who made it successful.

    • @BFpro156
      @BFpro156 Před 6 lety +2

      Seinfeld(show) is far better, IMO.
      But I find Romano funnier than Jerry

    • @florinnyc6371
      @florinnyc6371 Před 4 lety

      Gee Cee let’s agree to disagree

  • @t.marielmontenegro8305

    The phone!! Yess lol

  • @Flowey.__0
    @Flowey.__0 Před 3 lety +1

    Ugh my grandmother, it was an all out fight to not eat anymore food 🤣😂🤣

  • @HelloDapp
    @HelloDapp Před 5 lety +6

    this man just predicted bluetooth headsets lmao

  • @houses4rent8240
    @houses4rent8240 Před 3 lety

    Yes!!!! We must be related Ray!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

  • @lee_dias3830
    @lee_dias3830 Před 3 lety +9

    Me all of a sudden: 'gee, his daughter is about 30 now...

    • @moimeme6533
      @moimeme6533 Před 2 měsíci

      word on the street is she still laughs at the keys

  • @compositionsforever2466
    @compositionsforever2466 Před 4 lety +2

    Living legend, it's too easy for him to just be him..

  • @fruze8478
    @fruze8478 Před 4 lety +2

    Damn, I remember that last joke. He played the same joke in Everybody Love's Raymond.

  • @robh115
    @robh115 Před 4 lety

    10 outta 10 romano!

  • @gman2015z
    @gman2015z Před 4 lety +2

    Haha I heard the wedding train thing from the Dr. Katz cartoon when Ray was there. He is one of my favorite guests n I don't mind comedians using their own jokes there.

  • @compositionsforever2466
    @compositionsforever2466 Před 4 lety +6

    4:25 As I said before, don't be eating or drinking, Ray doesn't mess about, he's a real actor/comedian.. Deep joke's

  • @sarahcusick5
    @sarahcusick5 Před rokem

    Yesssss this is the Italian way

  • @cloudysunset2102
    @cloudysunset2102 Před 11 měsíci

    ..."I'm gettin' a fax..." LOL ... gross funning and so creative

  • @compositionsforever2466

    Living legend

  • @mattph9124
    @mattph9124 Před 4 lety +1

    That's the exact same material they used in the sitcom, cool 😁

  • @Music6710
    @Music6710 Před 4 lety

    I thought I was the only one who hated weddings because of dancing. Glad to hear that I'm not alone. 😂

  • @showmethescience2514
    @showmethescience2514 Před 4 lety +1

    We love Ray and still watch Everybody Loves Raymond every night.

  • @oldtexasblues3605
    @oldtexasblues3605 Před 4 lety +9

    the phone prediction? scary! he really seemed like using airpods!!!

    • @moimeme6533
      @moimeme6533 Před 2 měsíci

      maybe they based those on this sketch!

  • @LILGHETTI
    @LILGHETTI Před 2 lety +1

    This is the blueprint for everbody loves raymond, remember marie's couch lol

  • @lisalu910
    @lisalu910 Před rokem

    My Southern grandma was the same way - you'd polish off a huge meal of chicken 'n dumplings and cornbread and she say, "honey, you didn't eat a thing!" as she topped off your plate.

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 Před 4 lety

    Wow on point with the phone thing

  • @tracyhall8028
    @tracyhall8028 Před 4 lety +2

    Faithfully Watched "Everybody Loves Raymond" Daily.. Clean Fun Series.. Still Aires lol 😂🙈🙉🙊

    • @smeeagain3102
      @smeeagain3102 Před 4 lety

      Tracy Hall I love the episode when going to dr goldberg but they went to the horse race instead 😂

  • @castro_d-_-b
    @castro_d-_-b Před 8 lety +7

    i love Raymond

  • @bintlooda
    @bintlooda Před 6 lety +18

    He predicted the invention of Apple EarPods lol

  • @alanibarra9435
    @alanibarra9435 Před 4 lety +6

    Wow. He was talking about Bluetooth. That’s amazing

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 Před 2 lety

    “Land one don’t graze her, that’ll piss her off.”🤣

  • @jbm-samomico2297
    @jbm-samomico2297 Před 3 lety

    bravo ray

  • @haley7571
    @haley7571 Před 5 lety +2

    I’m looking for the “Bug-Killer” bit! Cant find it anywhere!

  • @nigelanicette9243
    @nigelanicette9243 Před 3 lety

    Ray Romano's so funny. LOL!XD I know from "Everybody Loves Raymond". I saw the intro for the show and saw a glimpse of the show once when I was a kid. I heard all his jokes and I can see where he's coming from. I mean, getting roped in to a wedding dance, train style, when your trying to go the bathroom is the worst. Can the dance wait AFTER I use the bathroom?

  • @100domathon
    @100domathon Před 4 lety +2

    1992!

  • @nickinurse6433
    @nickinurse6433 Před 4 lety +1

    I remember having a car phone in my Z28....wow did I think that was hightech cool!!!

  • @dragomirmarinov3891
    @dragomirmarinov3891 Před 4 lety

    His forecast was pretty much on point.

  • @gennyzelis2303
    @gennyzelis2303 Před 4 lety +1

    He reminds me of that guy in that show everybody loves raymond !

  • @KyloRen4238
    @KyloRen4238 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Ray Romano
    Shows
    1. Ray Romano - Hannah Montana 2008
    2. Ray Magini - The Simpsons 2005
    Movies
    2. Manfred, Manny - Ice Age 1, 2 The Meltdown, 3 Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, 4 Continental Drift, 5 Collision Course 2002 - 2006 - 2009 - 2012 - 2016

  • @debrakoch8027
    @debrakoch8027 Před 3 lety

    Ray is extremely underrated

  • @MsMilkytheclown1
    @MsMilkytheclown1 Před 9 lety +3

    lol

  • @angelaanaconda55
    @angelaanaconda55 Před 6 lety +5

    Aww I guess I'm the same age as his daughter.

  • @Chris_like_it_not
    @Chris_like_it_not Před 4 lety

    Happy Birthday to Raymond Albert Romano 12-21-57.NY