this comment will not really make sense to people who watch this (short) video in a couple of years... not knowing the previous one is about the stale coca cola can.
@@unperrier5998 however, they could be binge watching Michael's old shorts, and they'd eventually stumble upon that one. Also, you saying that gave enough context for them
I’m gonna invent a new word here for pre-sun water. Preheliosic (Pree-He-lee-o-sick) meaning Something that predates the sun/is older than the sun. [Please tell me if there is a word for this that I did not create]
he has said plenty of times, making a full Vsauce video requires the information to be somewhat linked. these shorts, as micheal said before, are the results of "i can't make a whole video with some bits of knowledge... so i turn them into shorts." and as a result, all the shorts you see are failed, unusuable bits of information which on thier own are interesting enough, but in a full vsauce video, would be boring, drawn out, lazy and otherwise counter to the idea behind the Vsauce. i'd take 4 months per video than 50 second clips. but i'd rather 50 second clips than to be bored of Vsauce.
The water doesn't expire. The bottle does. It slowly starts dissolving into the water and at some point the water shouldn't be drunk. And I know he basically said that in the video, stop telling me that please. And it's also not only about the taste, but is also bad for your health, if you leave it standing for too long.
@@subscribo2059 Very confident of you to call them false theories. Do you have a competing hypothesis, and what evidence do you have to support it? I don't know if what he said is correct, but I don't see a problem with accepting it as plausible. Being slightly wrong about the age of water on Earth isn't a big deal.
@@subscribo2059 Exactly. People don't take what he says as the absolute truth because no one really knows anything, but what he gives us are the most logical and acceptable answers. That's why they're called theories.
sadly it didn’t work as well as it normally does since the beard already had stored quite anlogt of water and reached its maximum. (no trust bro, it’s true)
It depends if you poured it in or drink it. If you fill your glass to 50% it is half full. If your glass was full and you drink half of it, it is half empty 🤷♂️
"Your honour: if we assume that the human body is 70% water, 50% of which is older than the sun, which in turn is roughly 4.5*10^9 years old, we must be able to conclude that she was AT THE VERY LEAST 1.5*10^9 years old!"
Water killed my brother ! I HATE WATER. I don't know how to hurt it tho I've just been turning it in to steam. But I didn't think about people being 70% water, I think I have a new plan.
Nobody believes in make believe, water pools, Hollywood and cgi. Freemasonry and secret societies exist in every nation. We didn't evolve from monkeys on a non consistent cartoon ball seeing the same stars and constellations since the dawn of man where sea level is called sea level for a reason where the north star is stationary. Not including the false equation for curvature eight inches per mile squared doesn't fit into the 24901 mile circumference. Freemasonry and secret societies exist in every nation. What is portrayed real from made up Hollywood propaganda is indoctrination to slave the minds of their slaves to keep them enslaved. All the images of a ridiculous ball earth are paintings and computer generated having land mass that changes in size. Which the earth we live on would look the same in every supposed photo. But they are not photos because earth isn't a ball. Which in reality it doesn't exist because earth is a flat plane not a cartoon ball manipulated by fish eye lense cameras and movie actornots. Water remains level at rest, in any container or body of water. Nothing can ever change that. You travel on the earth which is flat with terrain. Like playing a video game. A flat open world with terrain. Similar to the flat world we are currently in. There are no Sattelites, that's why they keep building cell phone towers and radio towers. GPS works by the triangulation of three cell phone towers bouncing a signal from the source revealing its location, similar to sonar. Nobody will ever find live feed of any "Sattelites" showing my neighborhood in real-time. Google earth is computer generated until you zoom in then it's aerial photos taken by airplane, not sattelites. Television, cellphones, internet signals work with the same radio/ cell towers grid hooked up to a landline communication cables that also hook under the ocean to the other countries keeping us all connected called the Trans Atlantic communication cables paid for by at&t. This is all documented for the public to see. I'm not the buffoon here. I think the one who believes they evolved from a 🐒 here has a low iq, similar to someone who has down syndrome. This Karman line is called the horizon and no matter how high you ascend, the horizon will always remain level with your eye level. Limiting the amount of distance you can see from your perspective. Once again you can't see the Antarctica wall, something that's thousands of miles away to be visible at your perspective. Perspective is limited, you can't see forever. I'm sorry I had to explain that to you. Ever play a video game? The world's flat, how's come they can't see forever in the flat game world? 🤔 All Sattelite photos except for the cgi film room ones are from high aerial footage by airplanes, even the spy planes. Just like the Cuban missile crisis the United States flew over Cuba with spy planes to take pictures at a high altitude of military objects. Which the same photos today science would call them Sattelites footage, what a joke. Polaris doesn't move, hence the name north star. It doesn't move and never will. Which is pretty much impossible through a vast endless space vacuum seeing the same stars more than one time is very unlikely. When you have perfect timing and cycles. That's way to perfect to even think of mental retardation. Nothing from "space" moves because there is no space. This is it. Well other realms. By Norse mythology there are 9 realms. Just no space. There is no equator. Unless you think of the bullseye 🎯 flat earth map. Then if you follow the equator, anything from the north/ center is south. Correct? Correct. Of course once again vision is limited by perspective so you are not going to see north star from a great distance just like a tall sky scraper from New York when leaving out to see. Everything dissappears from distance. I found these factors by my own brain. Nobody woke me up to flat earth, in fact I was the guy pushing it since 2014 through random fb/ youtube comments like I'm doing now. I have done plenty of so called experiments and it's all common sense. The math even disproves the globe model pushed by the ones who gave us the math. How about that. "Why haven't I tested experments". Here's one for you a bonfire lights up the surrounding area, just like the sun does when it moves. Also when you put a camera on the ground and walk away from it. Your legs dissappear first before the top half of your body. Similar to the sun "setting". By your ignorance you have done not one ounce of research into your own cartoon model. There is nothing false about flat earth. You didn't even respond to what I have said in the main paragraph and going to say false. You can't disprove a damn thing I said. The only shape and texture that's on flat earth is the terrain that's on it. Nobody knows how much flat earth weighs and we do know the deepest hole ever dug was from Russia and that's only 7 miles. So Nasa already assumed that there Is the inner core, outer core and mantle which is hilarious. No flat earth has been around and will always be around. This globe lie started 200 years ago.
>fills a glass of water >Takes a sip >Spills it everywhere > And says "There Nothing Quite as fresh glass of water" >Starts Explaining water lore >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves
I used to tell people that their drink was made from billion year old water and dinosaur piss. They would laugh. Then I'd have to tell them that I was serious
@@eliousef4235 you didn't pass mathematics , he said that only between 30 - 50 % of the water is older than the sun, in addition to the 60-70 % of the water in our body If we calculate , the amount of water older than the sun in our body we have between 18-35 %
And that's why I only buy spring water. It tastes better and as far as filtered water goes. For all you know, it could have been filled with a garden hose.
Fish still f*** in it. And Dinosaurs still peed in it. No matter how rich you get, you’ll never be able to buy water that wasn’t pissed in by humans, fish, animals, Dino’s, or (most likely) all of the above. Enjoy!
@@insanepykl3603 I don't think that excuse will hold up in court. Then again physical DNA doesn't mean anything in biology nowdays either so... maybe I'm wrong.
@@insanepykl3603 you do know most of your psychopath or any antisocial diagnosis is most likely to have a IQ of 120-150 which are most likely to be a serial killers
@@seblewongeltima3101 Ikr, just said it cuz i thought that he said it like if we didn't know. It's annoying when people are farming likes retelling what happened in the video.
Right on... I totally feel u! The older and more . mature I get, the more content I get to just be myself, and feel comfortable in my own skin. Turns out, I'm pretty fuckin' weird too! lol. And I have learned to love it! As does my friends, family, wife and kids! Let ur freak flags fly folks!... Try and say that 5x fast!
Micheal is slowly getting addicted to expired drinks.
Congratulationes
The fact that he hearted your comment proves it
**Stuart Ashen has entered the chat**
this comment will not really make sense to people who watch this (short) video in a couple of years... not knowing the previous one is about the stale coca cola can.
@@unperrier5998 however, they could be binge watching Michael's old shorts, and they'd eventually stumble upon that one. Also, you saying that gave enough context for them
We are literally drinking the same water that the dinosaurs drank.
Statistically speaking, we are most definitely drinking Dino peepee.
Better yet, we are literally drinking the same water the dinosaurs peed in.
Better yet, we are literally drinking the same water I peed in
@@bluegravestone58 That's between you and me. Leave my kink out of this.
@@marzipancutter8144delicious
**spits out**
“MMM”
wdym? Isn’t that how you’re supposed to drink it?
@@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore LOL WHAT
Sharing is caring! Let the floor have some too!
@@tomwanders6022 yes 🔥
Average vsause fans 😅
The subtitles "the universe contained water before our son was born"
Congrats on the baby! How is vsause treating you in the relationship?
or it’s just the AI of the internet thinking you have a son with vsause
💀💀
@@jamespitts10 Bruh
I mean... it's true
“How fresh is it?”
“It’s old”
"yes"
@@pimba1114 no
How old we talking
@@Zeldafan48 "very old"
@@Zeldafan48think about elons network he’s worth 287 billion or is he “moon men starts playing”
he had to spit it out so he didn’t damage his internal electronics
Nice one
Proof he’s a robot
He was spitting facts
Michael 9000 bot
Beep boop
his nanomachines
"your water is very safe to drink... Or is it?"
“Many people have asphyxiated after being submerged in this substance known as dihydrogen monoxide”
Water, you say? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*** in it, you know.
@@CivilizedWarrior ayo
It actually is safe to drink unless it's dirty or has not moved in a long time.
"How would you like your water?"
*"Prehistoric."*
tree fiddy for a bottle o water makes so much more sense now.
Actually every water is "prehistoric", so it's not necessary to specify that.
@@ThanksCaptainObvious bruh
Prebirth
I’m gonna invent a new word here for pre-sun water. Preheliosic (Pree-He-lee-o-sick) meaning Something that predates the sun/is older than the sun. [Please tell me if there is a word for this that I did not create]
Vsauce is really going off with these yt shorts never seen him post this frequent before
he has said plenty of times, making a full Vsauce video requires the information to be somewhat linked. these shorts, as micheal said before, are the results of "i can't make a whole video with some bits of knowledge... so i turn them into shorts." and as a result, all the shorts you see are failed, unusuable bits of information which on thier own are interesting enough, but in a full vsauce video, would be boring, drawn out, lazy and otherwise counter to the idea behind the Vsauce.
i'd take 4 months per video than 50 second clips. but i'd rather 50 second clips than to be bored of Vsauce.
Yeah it's great!
@@swanclipper yes.
@@swanclipperIf you get bored by watching vsauce videos then you should probably watch something else.
And shorts will be able to be monetized by February 1st
Thank god the water lasted this long
We're alive just in time for it to expire
We're the ones making it expire
And? So? When? Then? What? But?
@@SimonSenaviev how?
@@Watch-0w1 Plastic
@@Watch-0w1 did you even watch the video
Seemingly trying to convince us he is an actual human is hilarious 😂
25% water has already passed through someone's digestive tract.
Yeah!😆😂
25% of all water or 25% of water we drink? There's no way its of all water given how much of the stuff is in oceans
Mmm 😂
I mean, over 100s of millions of years with all of the aquatic life, it could be possible@@technoboop1890
@@technoboop1890maybe not someone’s but something’s digestive tract. 😅
I only drink vintage water... nothing younger than the re-ionization of the universe.
@enrique amaya gods youngest prophet today walks among us, you'll recognise him by his fortnite profile pic
@enrique amaya Jesus hates me
@@chetruane ඞ
@@dlrss1v274 I found amogus
😂
Vsauce is the only person that can get a job as overthinker
What about literacy teachers?
So these water companies took a product that's been around for 4.6 billion years and made it expirable. Lol
@@GokulOnFire that's sad
You mean philosopher?
Ever heard of CGP Grey?
Vsauce while high is a requirement to complete life.
“Mmmm there’s nothing like a fresh glass of water” *he says as he just waterfalls it out his mouth*
"Running water never goes stale, so you gotta just keep on flowing" -Bruce Lee
As a Chinese person who has learned the art of Kung Fu
I can confirm this is true as my Martial Arts instructor has told me this very line
he said water can adapt to any form, be more like water.
As water, I can confirm. Keep me moving and I wont die
Who Bruce Lee
@@LuisCasstle Water can be solid or free, and it can be warm like pee
Vsauce is the only person that "knows" how old water is but has no clue how to drink it
Lmao
😂😂😂
There's something weirdly uncanny bout watching a man casually drop his mouthfull of water iut while remarking on how scrumptious and tasty it is
@@lilpetz500he drinks it, not for sustenance, but for enjoyment
@@lilpetz500like Harry Potter
Me hearing that half of the water I drink is older that the Sun :
👁️ 👁️
👄
The water doesn't expire. The bottle does. It slowly starts dissolving into the water and at some point the water shouldn't be drunk. And I know he basically said that in the video, stop telling me that please. And it's also not only about the taste, but is also bad for your health, if you leave it standing for too long.
Well I suppose it should go to rehab
@@MsVideosevideos underrated
Time to go back to glass bottles then
Then put water in glas bottled
How does that work? I thought plastic didn’t dissolve in water :o
Michael: Mmmh... There's nothing like a fresh glass of water
Machel's beard: same mate
lol😂
Bro machel is the best
Fr
Proper beard care is important :)
@Eroxally Um actually its Michael but just a typo 🤓👆
Michael keeps posting shorts that answer all the questions I had as a child.
He's a hero.
He also keeps answering questions I didn't know I wanted to ask.
Zero answers were given in this video. He gives you false theories and yall believe it.
@@subscribo2059 Very confident of you to call them false theories. Do you have a competing hypothesis, and what evidence do you have to support it?
I don't know if what he said is correct, but I don't see a problem with accepting it as plausible. Being slightly wrong about the age of water on Earth isn't a big deal.
@@subscribo2059 Exactly. People don't take what he says as the absolute truth because no one really knows anything, but what he gives us are the most logical and acceptable answers. That's why they're called theories.
@@prowers2623 that's not what a theory is, that's what a hypothesis is, a theory is accepted and researched up to the point its accepted as a fact.
Bro drinks in reverse. 💀
imagine living for longer than the sun has only to end up as dasani water
💀💀💀
Imagine existing for longer than the sun just to become a burnt gas that comes put of somebody’s shitbox of a car. lmao, that’s right. Carbon!
@@mrpivit205its carbon monoxide but yeah same thing
@@BoBo-pl3ww…🤦♂️
Nestle is the worst tho 🤮
Me: This is a lot to take in… I’ll go outside to get some fresh air
Michael: *how fresh?*
*stops breathing*
Stops breathing**
What is the air you breathe? Well it’s O2 molecules that you inhale to keep you alive. Or is it? 🤨
*AHHHHHH*
Well technically you are breathing air that everyone else breathed it's just filter through the plants first
Hey I'm thirsty get me water
"It Is OlD"
For your Information..Thats not the expiry date for the water..but for the bottle (plastic)
Rare video footage of Vsause using his beard like a sponge to store water for later
lol that’s too funny
sadly it didn’t work as well as it normally does since the beard already had stored quite anlogt of water and reached its maximum. (no trust bro, it’s true)
it's an adaptation of a human named Vsauce
😂
i can see him doing that
Optimist: the glass is 50% full
Pessimist: the glass is 50% empty
Michael: the glass is 50% pre-historic
Underrated
michaelistic
It depends if you poured it in or drink it. If you fill your glass to 50% it is half full. If your glass was full and you drink half of it, it is half empty 🤷♂️
Thanks, Michael. I was in the middle of drinking water.
The variations were good, thank you. 🔥
Another day, another existential crisis
LOL
thanks Michael
😰 😅
Don't run from it. You need answers, so find them.
All this information just proves the existence of God 🗿
>More than half of water we drink is older than the sun
>Humans are 70% water
"Your honour: if we assume that the human body is 70% water, 50% of which is older than the sun, which in turn is roughly 4.5*10^9 years old, we must be able to conclude that she was AT THE VERY LEAST 1.5*10^9 years old!"
all elements in the universe are older than the "sun"
@@AmirSatt but all the compounds are not. Also, due to fission and fusion different samples have different ages
@@AmirSatt
It's a joke, bro
I know I know, I am just a nerd lol
I’ve actually had this thought before… thanks for confirming my suspicions
Thank you, this really helped me.
“If you like water you already like 70% of me”
Water killed my brother ! I HATE WATER.
I don't know how to hurt it tho I've just been turning it in to steam. But I didn't think about people being 70% water, I think I have a new plan.
@@mitchellcastillo2858 you are 70% water. You killed your brother. You are your own monster. And yet. You are one of us.
Good cuz I don't like it 😼
Actually an adult male is around 60% water while an adult female is around 50% water. You probably have a disease called ligma
Hitler drank water, you are literally a nazi
wait...
It's time for Michael to admit he has a drinking problem.
🤣🤣
@OwO ok
@@owo2561Wasn't going to
*sighs* dont we all... dont we all
Like the movie "Airplane" but.. but... I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said.
"What flavour do you want?"
- "Older than the sun please"
and that expired water goes back into our water supply
Ever since 2013, this man has made me question every single damn thing about my life.
But what is life....
but what is the whole meaning of life
Why life is life and why it is called life
But why do we question life when life came after water, life doesn’t know anything about water
What is life? Music starts…
hopefully my future generations of family can possibly enjoy the 0.00001% of water that trickled down your beard
Lol
Lol😂
From pee
Bro what
Lol
and here I was worried about finishing the glass I had on the nightstand in the middle of the night.
The more you think stuff up the older it gets.
i love that from all the times we’ve seen Michael apparently cannot or does not drink water
Suspicious...
We have the same birthday
He has a drinking problem.
That's because he's an alien pretending to be human. Just hear to teach us some shit
Rabies
"yo how old is this water again?"
"7.8 billion years old, it's still pretty fresh"
I've had this bottle for a couple years, still got 7.798 billion years before it tastes bad. *Dies from plastic*
Rip water 8 billion years after😂
Nobody believes in make believe, water pools, Hollywood and cgi. Freemasonry and secret societies exist in every nation. We didn't evolve from monkeys on a non consistent cartoon ball seeing the same stars and constellations since the dawn of man where sea level is called sea level for a reason where the north star is stationary. Not including the false equation for curvature eight inches per mile squared doesn't fit into the 24901 mile circumference. Freemasonry and secret societies exist in every nation. What is portrayed real from made up Hollywood propaganda is indoctrination to slave the minds of their slaves to keep them enslaved. All the images of a ridiculous ball earth are paintings and computer generated having land mass that changes in size. Which the earth we live on would look the same in every supposed photo. But they are not photos because earth isn't a ball. Which in reality it doesn't exist because earth is a flat plane not a cartoon ball manipulated by fish eye lense cameras and movie actornots. Water remains level at rest, in any container or body of water. Nothing can ever change that. You travel on the earth which is flat with terrain. Like playing a video game. A flat open world with terrain. Similar to the flat world we are currently in. There are no Sattelites, that's why they keep building cell phone towers and radio towers. GPS works by the triangulation of three cell phone towers bouncing a signal from the source revealing its location, similar to sonar. Nobody will ever find live feed of any "Sattelites" showing my neighborhood in real-time. Google earth is computer generated until you zoom in then it's aerial photos taken by airplane, not sattelites. Television, cellphones, internet signals work with the same radio/ cell towers grid hooked up to a landline communication cables that also hook under the ocean to the other countries keeping us all connected called the Trans Atlantic communication cables paid for by at&t. This is all documented for the public to see. I'm not the buffoon here. I think the one who believes they evolved from a 🐒 here has a low iq, similar to someone who has down syndrome. This Karman line is called the horizon and no matter how high you ascend, the horizon will always remain level with your eye level. Limiting the amount of distance you can see from your perspective. Once again you can't see the Antarctica wall, something that's thousands of miles away to be visible at your perspective. Perspective is limited, you can't see forever. I'm sorry I had to explain that to you. Ever play a video game? The world's flat, how's come they can't see forever in the flat game world? 🤔 All Sattelite photos except for the cgi film room ones are from high aerial footage by airplanes, even the spy planes. Just like the Cuban missile crisis the United States flew over Cuba with spy planes to take pictures at a high altitude of military objects. Which the same photos today science would call them Sattelites footage, what a joke. Polaris doesn't move, hence the name north star. It doesn't move and never will. Which is pretty much impossible through a vast endless space vacuum seeing the same stars more than one time is very unlikely. When you have perfect timing and cycles. That's way to perfect to even think of mental retardation. Nothing from "space" moves because there is no space. This is it. Well other realms. By Norse mythology there are 9 realms. Just no space. There is no equator. Unless you think of the bullseye 🎯 flat earth map. Then if you follow the equator, anything from the north/ center is south. Correct? Correct. Of course once again vision is limited by perspective so you are not going to see north star from a great distance just like a tall sky scraper from New York when leaving out to see. Everything dissappears from distance. I found these factors by my own brain. Nobody woke me up to flat earth, in fact I was the guy pushing it since 2014 through random fb/ youtube comments like I'm doing now. I have done plenty of so called experiments and it's all common sense. The math even disproves the globe model pushed by the ones who gave us the math. How about that. "Why haven't I tested experments". Here's one for you a bonfire lights up the surrounding area, just like the sun does when it moves. Also when you put a camera on the ground and walk away from it. Your legs dissappear first before the top half of your body. Similar to the sun "setting". By your ignorance you have done not one ounce of research into your own cartoon model. There is nothing false about flat earth. You didn't even respond to what I have said in the main paragraph and going to say false. You can't disprove a damn thing I said. The only shape and texture that's on flat earth is the terrain that's on it. Nobody knows how much flat earth weighs and we do know the deepest hole ever dug was from Russia and that's only 7 miles. So Nasa already assumed that there Is the inner core, outer core and mantle which is hilarious. No flat earth has been around and will always be around. This globe lie started 200 years ago.
Tastes like fine 🍷
But what about mountain spring water from melting snow
That spring sound and that straining of the fabric sounds.
I don't know, I don't know... 😵💫
Vsauce is the only productive thing I’ve done today.
Same
😳
Ayo hold up 🤨📷
Same. Class is canceled for me today, so I'm counting this as my daily education.
Edit: Something's wrong, I can feel it🤨
>_> I beg your pardon?
Michael needs to watch that youtube tutorial on how to drink water.
😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Landlords trying to explain why the rent is going up.
"How old is the water you drink?"
Me waking up in the middle of the night and downing the glass on the nightstand
"Sir, I just wanted to know what food you wanted to order."
This needs to have more likes
No it doesn't@@CYBER_games7
@@CYBER_games7It doesn't. You can find this exact same comment in every Vsauce or in-depth science short ever.
🤣🤣😭
@@dogg92It's still funny every time
>fills a glass of water
>Takes a sip
>Spills it everywhere
> And says
"There Nothing Quite as fresh glass of water"
>Starts Explaining water lore
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
Thanks for the transcript
Classic vsause
giga chad
chadsauce
First time here?
I used to tell people that their drink was made from billion year old water and dinosaur piss. They would laugh. Then I'd have to tell them that I was serious
Customer: is this water fresh?
Waitress: uh define fresh.😢
“How old are you?”
“I’m 25% 5 billion years old”
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED LMFAO
Bro did NOT pass biology
@@eliousef4235 you didn't pass mathematics , he said that only between 30 - 50 % of the water is older than the sun, in addition to the 60-70 % of the water in our body
If we calculate , the amount of water older than the sun in our body we have between 18-35 %
@@franek335TRUE
Your honor she was 75% of age
"How would you like your wine sir?"
"Water"
Underrated
😂😂😂
AWESOME SAUCE!😊
Wine and beer actually already live for years without being expired just like water 👍
@@Jurassictoycaiptain Hey would you look at that! The joke also has some realism!
And that's why I only buy spring water. It tastes better and as far as filtered water goes. For all you know, it could have been filled with a garden hose.
Fish still f*** in it. And Dinosaurs still peed in it. No matter how rich you get, you’ll never be able to buy water that wasn’t pissed in by humans, fish, animals, Dino’s, or (most likely) all of the above. Enjoy!
It's about to expire, Micheal!
Michael should watch a tutorial on 'how to drink water' .
He has a drinking problem.
😂😅
Pretty sure HowToBasic has a video just for that
Men... so cringe...
@@Ou20doIbereeh, what are you talking about
@@Ou20doIbere you… so fatherless…
> goes to an antique store
> whips out bottles of water
> rich
400th like :D
@@SPOOKY_PLAYS oh wow, i didn't even realise there were so many likes. Congrats on the perfect number
ima wait till it's 468 so I can make 469
Underrated comment tbf
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It was feared”
Michael says as if there was anybody there to fear it 😂
The expiration dates on water bottles isn't for the water but for the plastic container itself
I mix my own oxygen with hydrogen to make sure my water is no more than a few days old.
If you actually do, and have a good mass production method (gallons), please let me know how. I'm interested.
@@skydog22 if he actually could, he would be far too rich and busy to comment on a VSauce short. It's a joke.
@@Nemesisxv2 and you just killed it.
@@MrFatzo24 nah bro I think Brian was serious 🤣
Come on guys he’s talking about the natural process that occurs in your own body every day….
Water doesn't expire, the containers we use to store water expire
Plastic has a synthetic estrogen as it breaks down!
I think everyone is in agreement!!!!
He never said it did
Water expires cuz of the containers and needs treatment before you can drink it
Yes, but the container breaks down and then contaminats the water. I don't think it would notable affect us short herm tho.
You know, there’s nothing better at the end of a long day on the road than a nice, warm glass of Hawaiian Punch.
He spilled all the water 💧
>More than half the water you drink is older than the sun.
>Humans are 70% water.
>So yes officer, she was old enough.
And now I’m horrified by the thought of a genius that is also a sicko🫠
@@insanepykl3603
I don't think that excuse will hold up in court.
Then again physical DNA doesn't mean anything in biology nowdays either so... maybe I'm wrong.
@@Blazeww a right proper assessment good sir🤣
@@insanepykl3603 you do know most of your psychopath or any antisocial diagnosis is most likely to have a IQ of 120-150 which are most likely to be a serial killers
🤯
Michael does a good job explaining something while being a scary superior being
Korea.. take notes!
Theory he is a sort of sleeper agent, and when the music kicks in, it codes his brain with superior knowledge
@@enriqueamaya3883brother learn more about Islam
The Gman
Careful guys the new prophet’s here and will be recognisable by his Fortnite pfp@enriqueamaya3883
Waiter: "Sir would you like mineral or sparkling water?"
Me: "JURASSIC"💀
Always remember a dinosaur might have pissed in the water your drinking right now
The vsauce soundtrack literally sounds like a mysterious question being asked, then the homie answers it
The song is "Moon men"
That's the premise of the show
Welcome to the Internet, traveler! It's been the way for over a decade.
Musical call and response
The man practically pioneered the CZcams genre of asking mysterious questions for educational purposes.
One day someone will drink the water that spilled out of Michael’s mouth in the beginning.
You drank water that came from piss or shit many times
I would only be honored to drink Micheal's mouth water
@@CallMeAlDente 🤤 me too.
@@ChickenbeatsBeef Bro really
Thanks for tickling my funny bone 😂
This clears up SO MANY QUESTIONS 😂
_-And he was late to drink the water_
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
It's a fact that everyone, who has ever drank water, has died eventually.
You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
@@mdl9224 Witness me!
@@michaelbalfour3170 dude so true
@@michaelbalfour3170I'm starting a fund raiser for these victims actually, it's a go fund me @helpforcandice 🙏🤙
“There’s nothing like a fresh glass of water”
*proceeds to spill it all*
Underrated comment
Whaa
be nice to him, he has a drinking problem.
POV: vsauce reenacting slurp juice in the beginning
"hi"
Michael: "does the word "hi" exist??!"
*moon men plays
@@LmaoKioff* 😱
To communicate or call someone
"hi"
"or does it?"
**misses 90% of the sip**
Mmm there’s nothing like a fresh glass of water
he did it on purpose
@@dionis6602No shit Sherlock
@@seblewongeltima3101 Ikr, just said it cuz i thought that he said it like if we didn't know. It's annoying when people are farming likes retelling what happened in the video.
@@dionis6602 r/woooosh
It’s because it’s expired
It's old enough to get the senior discount at the local buffet
Aaah now i know why i always think my water tastes mouldy
“There’s nothing like a fresh glass of water.”
Especially if you spit it all out at the beginning lol
Couldn’t damage the electronics in his body
😐
How did I overlook that???😂😂😂 his craziness is normal at this point😅
@@epicalex1382😂
that's called "marketing strategy"
He can't actually ingest the water, it'll mess up his circuitry.
It will not expire, probably what they mean is, till the expiry date, plastic contaminates the water to the level it becomes toxic for humans.
Shut your mouth. You’re just stealing someone else’s comment.
Probably has an electrolyser leading to a fuel cell down his esophagus
@@taazaspices7500He's calling Mike a robot goofy
Water: falls out of his mouth
Michael anyway: *MMM*
So we drinking stars😭💀
Everyone knows how to drink water..OR DO YOU? *Vsauce Music plays*
Sub conscious mistakes the mind does lol
I'm glad Michael is here to ask and answer the real important questions.
I had made this question maybe 5 years ago
swear bro only he thinks of this stuff lol
@OwO ok
I love that background music.
Hi Micheal I’m a big fan i just wanted to say that I love your content so keep up the good work❤❤
Imagine drinking 22million year old water and then die to a weekday old milk
@TotallyAnonymous N💀RMIE
Bruh the earth is 2023 years old
@@mileskenyon 💀
@@mileskenyon 💀💀💀
@@mileskenyon LOLLL
You've convinced me to finally try a glass.
Let me know what you think. I might try it too
He said drink water, not eat glass.
@@SetuwoKecik but how old _is_ the glass they will eat?
🎵
I think I should start combined Hydrogen and oxygen myself to drink fresh water
"mmmm, theres nothing like a fresh glass os water"
**casually vomits the water*
He gets weirder every day and I am here for it.
Right on...
I totally feel u! The older and more . mature I get, the more content I get to just be myself, and feel comfortable in my own skin. Turns out, I'm pretty fuckin' weird too! lol. And I have learned to love it! As does my friends, family, wife and kids! Let ur freak flags fly folks!...
Try and say that 5x fast!
His body is becoming so advanced that his body rejects water
Could b rabies
yep. rabies.
He has transcended from being a carbon based mortal
I can't believe he pulled a Will Wood with that intro-
The background music everytime 🗿🔥.
Michael's waiter: _"Sir, do you want a new glass of water or not?"_
I love when the music kicks in 😅 like he's a spy sneeking around.
:D
Muahahaha!
Water is split during photosynthesis.
Sneaking *
I hate old water, that's why I buy organic, fairtrade hydrogen and oxygen and make my own artisanal water.