Haha yea. I'm the commissioner. I have indeed forced a somewhat respectable artist into drawing the most depraved shit you could imagine. I caught him while he was having rent issues. My one commission singlehandedly boosted him out of debt. And, I'll be completely honest, his depression every time he had to work on my piece was hotter than the picture itself.
Indeed. There are times when the patron wants more detail, maybe extensive landscape or something legal like full copyright for commercial use. And then there’s… 💀
Yeah, no. If it’s been more than a year, you should’ve gotten a refund earlier. People think 1 month is bad, but 2 years of nothing is arguably the worst. I wont give an artist the time of day if they take that long, and I still have nothing. My money is not worth spending on something I won’t get for literal years. I can understand if it’s a really highly detailed, high resolution picture, with lots going on in the scene…. But there have been Freelance artists who’ve taken commissions, did half of the slots, and disappeared. Not just furries, but others as well.
4 years and counting. Very good reason though, that being degrading arm nerve connection that made it harder and harder to hold a stylus without being in excruciating pain or being unable to feel anything at all. Been going on for years prior to even commissioning them. Took them a couple years to get surgery and immediately after they came to from sedation they were able to feel everything again. They haven't forgot and feel bad but we've also been friends since 2010/2011.
As a commissionee, this is accurate. I once had a client who came to me asking how much it'd be to draw two man-rats rage-smashing each other. I told him I don't draw porn. He pressed on saying it was for some mutuals of ours, which was true. I was humored as he further elaborated, and told him $300, which in all honesty was 210 over my normal rate for a two-character commission. I smirked and put the phone down. ...then my Paypal app dinged...
@@RedStripeMedia I can't tell you how many other furries have called me out for undercharging for my quality of work, especially since I'm one of the like 2 dozen of us in the entire fandom that can draw cars.
Your first commission from an artist: "Hello, I saw your Twitter post and noticed that you are currently open for commissions. I have an idea for a possible commission you could do for me. I am able to send the payment immediately" Your 512th commission from that same artist: "OMG bruh you won't believe what stupid idea I came up with this time 🤣"
Welp, I'm a furry artist and I love working with furries (ofc) They ask you for the nastiest, most kinkiest commissions, but they're always SOOO kind. It's happened to me that a lot of time they've left me tips and all that, it's super cool TwT
An addition to this: A furry asked me to draw his sona for a commission and I was in desperate need to pay rent. This dude commissions me a meme that was 30-ish USD and this mf gives me $90
Legit. Have furry haters even seen some of the creative stuff the community puts out? ESPECIALLY some of the fursuits. Some people have protogen suits that have real visors with changing expressions, and I've even seen one where you can pull off the face of the fursuit and reveal a skull head. Super cool and creative.
@@hey_its_kraig I can't lie, I'm a weird dude. But a couple of my regulars have some wild fuckin tastes. There's one I can't stand working for, but I can't really get choosy when I don't have much money.
@@YellowJelly13 Ever heard of vore? How about butt vore? Not anal... butt. The "prey" is stored inside the predator's ass cheeks. Beyond that already incredibly strange premise, the client who keeps ordering it keeps pushing to see just how much further I'll go, and requesting large changes late in the process of drawing. That being said, plenty of my regulars are absolute sweethearts and I love working for them.
I can only imagine the sheer, unfathomable dread that must overcome the artist as they ponder whether or not this "deed" can be traced back to them later in life.
I have a friend that is very good at drawing but HATES furrys, so I as the only furry that it respects a little, I'm always just offering more and more money so that they draw at least *1* furry
I have commissioned someone a 1,200 USD piece of art that I kept as an anonymous commissioner of in the past because they never drew a furry and have been holding off on it due to "furries = bad" stigma and I changed his worldview on us because he really needed rent and food money
@@hey_its_kraig I have a Google drive full of odd pieces like this and I love knowing that only the artist and myself has the image and that that they'll remember me for it
Tbh ... after being in the Fandom for 12+years I would actually consider myself unshockable Not because of the fandom or anything but when you are IN the ARTWORLD (which the furry fandom is involved in as well) you see tons of things... If its well drawn (cellshaded,perfect anatomy etc.) Its meh ... What frightened me were the BADLY drawn things on deviantart, the badly made faceswaps with celebrities and all of those things. And if i learned one thing from all those things ive seen:... Its HUMANITY thats fucked up ... NOT the furry fandom for drawing characters they care about and have passion for. Its the Unknown people on artsites who post the most unholy stuff which may only be ever seen by 2-5 people until it sinks into the dark gaping abyss of the sites database to never be seen again ...but its still there.
Apparently there's some art scam going around on Instagram where they say they'll "pay me a triple-digit amount" just to draw a member of their family for some shit. So now whenever I see someone offer way more than what my prices say, I immediately shoot that shit down.
Usually you can tell the difference between a scam and a real person if the real person has a lot of commissioned art posted on their page that they've bought or if the scam account has like five or zero photos at all and immediately asks a furry to draw their dead child. Because I was asked to draw a person's deceased child and I declined because 1. The account had no photos and 2. The person wouldn't have found me in a million years because I'm an Instagram artist. It's also Def a scam if they say they can only do bank transfer
You'd be surprised. $200 will get you a somewhat decent piece nowadays, but every extra layer of detail and extra character adds big $$ to the commission respectable artists charge. They deserve it tbh
As an artist, this one made me die laughing 😂💀 A year ago I had a university student offer me €250 if I would draw him a... Best described as a brutal non-SFW scene of two cartoon characters from a 2000s Danish cartoon. I had almost no limits and this one just barely fit in my morale. I sorta felt bad that this person would offer so much given the position he's in, but I never judge how people spend their money, and I needed that cash so I was really close to actually accepting it. I say that because I couldn't go through with it, I found out that the characters from this cartoon I've never heard of in my life were canonically 12 and 10 years old. I'd do a lot for money, but I draw the line when it's "that" type of art involving children. That goes against everything I believe in, so it was with a heavy heart I had to turn down the offer. He was really cool about it though, we had a fun little chat about life before we parted ways
What if the characters were asked to be aged up to be 20+? Larger bodies, facial hair, in work clothes, etc.? Personally as long as it's for an AU or in the future where they're older, I'd do it albeit a bit reprehensively.
I wish someone would offer me that much for a furry commission, but it's hilarious the clients always run to my other artist friend, who doesn't know how to draw furries
@@xXYannuschXx Plausible, but not always true. They usually have struggles with animal anatomy, big time. I mean, unless that doesn't really bothers the client and watchers. Correct maws/paws/etc is usually not the priority for majority of watchers, as long the hot stuff is depicted correctly
Honestly it makes me sad when I see artists say in their bio that they don't enjoy what they're drawing. Maybe they just have nerves of steel and a monk level of patience.
Ngl, as an artist, I’d draw some fucked up shit for the right price. I’ve already seen some disturbing stuff so it’s not like it can get much worse, and if it does, it’s pretty rare.
As a furry, I can confirm that I will pay a lot of money to see my ocs drawn by an artist. Can't even tell you how much I've spent on commissions over the years.
Had a hell of a time finding a blender/unity artist who would do work on a 3d avi. I only needed 3 outfits and was willing to pay $700 for the lot of them.
Even as a furry I feel their pain. I don't pay for commissions since I'm poor but being an artist is such a struggle when you get a big commission for X amount of money. If I ever get better at Blender and do commissions I would rather then keep their money and then pay after I finish the commission then have them pay me up front and then say I scammed them because I didn't give them something that's worth X amount. And also because I personally prefer cheaper prices
Respectfully, thats a huge way to get scammed, Please be careful!! Always give them a heavily watermarked version of the finished product (hopefully something they can't just erase themselves) if you go that route. I always send a WIP before collecting payment myself, but i trust most of my buyers.
@@ket451 Alternative. Find a group of like minded people on a discord server or something like that who all have an equal dislike for anything even remotely degenerate. Then get commissions from them and only them. Also don't make it a full time thing so you never feel desperate. And yes. I know your comment was meant to be a joke comment. I'm giving life advice anyway! :D
I’m a furry, but all the commissions I pay for are just my fursona being cute :) I’m asexual so I’m not at all interested in that side of things, I just like having a cute character :D
@@FunnyCatMan. they don't have sexual attraction to people, but they still get aroused by some actions or similar. You're confusing sex repulsion with asexuality as a whole.
@Rowbot 555 The definition of asexuality has been watered down a lot with backwards logic. You're not a real asexual if you desire sex and have your disgusting kinks.
@@rowbot5555 Yep, asexuality covers a pretty wide spectrum of attitudes and activities. Took me 30 damn years and several failed relationships to figure that out >_
It won’t. The AI isn’t good enough and some AI hosts are putting massive restrictions on what it can do. Think of it more like a calm before a raging storm of furries that couldn’t get the AI to do what they wanted before giving up and finding any artist they can to bring their twisted visions to life.
Man if I had the talent to be an artist, I would be openly advertising I'm willing to draw the most messed up things you sickos could possibly conceive of, for the right price. I'd make so much money.
There are some VERY... lets say "questionable" people in that community, that should probably see a psychatrist; and for some reason its often those that have WAY too much money.
I think you're mixing up correlation and causation there. Theyre probably willing to offer more money BECAUSE they know their requests are messed up and it would be hard to find willing artists otherwise
I might be getting my innocence back, considering I thought this was a joke about not having a proper reference sheet yet to commission a fursuit until I read the comments 😆
I just paid to essentially have ground up 3d avi for vr chat now im like hmm i dont really need ref sheets anymore.... like this is a 3d poseable model of me.
I'm in. Bit of a bind at the moment. I am down to do furry commissions. Despite my Instagram content not being furry based mostly I'm capable of doing it
i'm an artist. and honestly i'm willing to do any dirty work because i didn't spend all my time working hard to become this good just to decline a simple but well playing offer. fellow artists, c'mon, we don't even make that much. so take your chances
Over the past few years doing commissions Ive come across ... well how to put this.. terrifying commissions? But well Ive become numb, now Ill draw anything for money.. literally.
Yeah, well. It’s just a drawing. Idk why some artist act like they’re being asked to whore themselves or something I guess I just saw so much of explicit content and gore drawings that honestly it’s just 🤷♀️
Haha yea. I'm the commissioner.
I have indeed forced a somewhat respectable artist into drawing the most depraved shit you could imagine. I caught him while he was having rent issues. My one commission singlehandedly boosted him out of debt. And, I'll be completely honest, his depression every time he had to work on my piece was hotter than the picture itself.
Good lord, I think your comment takes the cake for just sheer holy shit factor
jesus
I wish there was a save comment feature.
Just fucking do it already, Jump
Link the piece at least
As an artist, there are lines I must draw, and lines I will definitely cross for $500
This - THIS is the comment that should be engraved in urban dictionary.
The lines in question: 🍆💦🍑🙀
Yessirr
But you’re an artist, you draw every line
As an artist in where Dollar is 5x the currency i absolutely Cant judge you 🤣🤣🤣
You know things are bad when the artist is scared of a high offer 💀
- a furry
Its truly a deal with death
Not me tho I do need the money with my broke ass
Indeed. There are times when the patron wants more detail, maybe extensive landscape or something legal like full copyright for commercial use.
And then there’s… 💀
"Do you smell that? Do you smell the bill coming around? Now, hurry up, choose wisely."
I just LOVE the smell of F U R.
A small price to pay for salvation
Now, FURRY up, choose wisely*
Here, fixed for ya
@@planetofkryk We enjoy puns in this household
The bill is the scariest part
this is what happens when the commissioner remembers they bought a slot 2 years ago and caught the artist slacking
"I ain't finished with you yet"
Mood
unless specified thats where I just tell paypal to give my moneyback, long before that shit.
Yeah, no. If it’s been more than a year, you should’ve gotten a refund earlier.
People think 1 month is bad, but 2 years of nothing is arguably the worst.
I wont give an artist the time of day if they take that long, and I still have nothing. My money is not worth spending on something I won’t get for literal years.
I can understand if it’s a really highly detailed, high resolution picture, with lots going on in the scene…. But there have been Freelance artists who’ve taken commissions, did half of the slots, and disappeared. Not just furries, but others as well.
4 years and counting. Very good reason though, that being degrading arm nerve connection that made it harder and harder to hold a stylus without being in excruciating pain or being unable to feel anything at all. Been going on for years prior to even commissioning them. Took them a couple years to get surgery and immediately after they came to from sedation they were able to feel everything again. They haven't forgot and feel bad but we've also been friends since 2010/2011.
As a commissionee, this is accurate. I once had a client who came to me asking how much it'd be to draw two man-rats rage-smashing each other. I told him I don't draw porn. He pressed on saying it was for some mutuals of ours, which was true. I was humored as he further elaborated, and told him $300, which in all honesty was 210 over my normal rate for a two-character commission. I smirked and put the phone down.
...then my Paypal app dinged...
Ohhh, he was desperate 😂
@@foxpro3002 thats below going rate for that specific type of art.
This reads like a horror story
So did you do it?!
@@RedStripeMedia I can't tell you how many other furries have called me out for undercharging for my quality of work, especially since I'm one of the like 2 dozen of us in the entire fandom that can draw cars.
After the commission is done:
Furry: "You know we'll meet again, right?"
Artist: "Si, hasta la lascivo..."
(Whistles into open flame)
No tiene sentido el comentario en español💀💀
El comentario en español está mal puesto, pero la palabra lascivo está bien enpleada en este contexto.
( Lascivo: Alta atracción sexual )
@@agustinechevarria5606 se que dice lewd, pero no tengo ni idea de que dice antes xdd
@@uhh-uhmm eso
Artist: oh no I need extra money I'll literally draw anything!
Furrys: allow us to introduce ourselves.
"Just sign right... here..."
No fr for the right price I’d draw anything. I just gotta wait till I’m 18 so it’s not creepy lmao
No
@@chickennuggetpaw never draw furry porn it will ruin your life and it is creepy at any age and it’s not normal
@@chickennuggetpaw Damn, they're getting 'em young these days
Your first commission from an artist: "Hello, I saw your Twitter post and noticed that you are currently open for commissions. I have an idea for a possible commission you could do for me. I am able to send the payment immediately"
Your 512th commission from that same artist: "OMG bruh you won't believe what stupid idea I came up with this time 🤣"
(Proceeds to ask you to basically recreate a Renaissance painting)
Me to my friends with moon rune lore
@@hey_its_kraig but with ironically less nudity
@@joelrobinson5457 yknow.. you may be on to something.
bro is almost part of the artist family he even appears at the barbecue
Welp, I'm a furry artist and I love working with furries (ofc)
They ask you for the nastiest, most kinkiest commissions, but they're always SOOO kind. It's happened to me that a lot of time they've left me tips and all that, it's super cool TwT
An addition to this: A furry asked me to draw his sona for a commission and I was in desperate need to pay rent. This dude commissions me a meme that was 30-ish USD and this mf gives me $90
I be like that. I'll go to a fetish artist and i'm really shy about it even though they draw the EXACT thing i'm looking for.
Hey. Money is money. I'm willing to draw just about anything for money cause I completely gave up on being normal.
A hedgehogs gotta do what a hedgehogs gotta do
- Sonic, (Sonic Colors)
@@hey_its_kraig so true
"Don't you know I'm dead inside?"
Take my money
Now draw her giving birth
Me when I read "Could you make it/them bigger?"
Put em through the fish eye lens
Balloooons😨
Bloons TD bosses art be like:
Pro tip: if you are doing a fetish pic, make it like twice the size you think they might want for it, and then scale it back if you have to
When you pay 4k to a furry artist living off of ramen to draw the most vile shit you have ever imagined:
Art is tragic sometimes... But even a mushroom cloud can be beautiful.
Also fr furs are mad creative people
Absolutely, I wish there wasnt so much hate on their community
@@hey_its_kraig the loud minority diminishes the community😔
Too much porn lovers and artists
Same problem with weebs
@@hey_its_kraig omg you're amazing TvT
@@tsutsushxtcxke Ah its no sweat. Nothing but support from my end.
Legit. Have furry haters even seen some of the creative stuff the community puts out? ESPECIALLY some of the fursuits. Some people have protogen suits that have real visors with changing expressions, and I've even seen one where you can pull off the face of the fursuit and reveal a skull head. Super cool and creative.
As a furry artist, yeah... This is what it feels like sometimes when clients approach you.
Some of my regulars are far more depraved than I am.
"More depraved than I am"
@@hey_its_kraig I can't lie, I'm a weird dude.
But a couple of my regulars have some wild fuckin tastes. There's one I can't stand working for, but I can't really get choosy when I don't have much money.
@@CooperDooper38 no judgment here my dude
@@CooperDooper38 how bad can it be?
@@YellowJelly13
Ever heard of vore?
How about butt vore?
Not anal... butt.
The "prey" is stored inside the predator's ass cheeks.
Beyond that already incredibly strange premise, the client who keeps ordering it keeps pushing to see just how much further I'll go, and requesting large changes late in the process of drawing.
That being said, plenty of my regulars are absolute sweethearts and I love working for them.
We all know that the art market would go bankrupt under a week without rich furries
I can only imagine the sheer, unfathomable dread that must overcome the artist as they ponder whether or not this "deed" can be traced back to them later in life.
"Hey remember this fun part of your life?"
It would be just when a family member found your sketchbook from your younger days. There'd be a lot of explaining.
I have a friend that is very good at drawing but HATES furrys, so I as the only furry that it respects a little, I'm always just offering more and more money so that they draw at least *1* furry
Bros all out of sanity points💀💀💀💀took a little bit too much psychic damage 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@ottoia9126 This is what happen when you don't buy psy helmets for the psy protection.
Deserved, tbh.
Convert him. Hehe
Not a hater but if I got offered 800$ or more then deal
"it"
"I'll definitely stand up for my morals in the face of money!"
me, actually faced with money: 👀👀👀
The garnet pfp makes this funnier
How detailed do you want that commission?
-famous last words
Very 😈
I'm a furry, and I'm afraid some of the things furries come up with
Truly a rambunctious bunch
@@hey_its_kraig fr
@@fluffywolf8490 But to be clear, I have nothing but support for the community, people should do what they wanna
@@hey_its_kraig I agree, if people are doing something (That isn't physically harmful to others) then I'm completely chill with whatever they do
E621 is one of them
Its funny when you know how much 'art' there is of death on e6.
I check daily.
I check daily and take some to torment my friends
Honestly, death can be some of the tamer shit you see there
Source: seen a femboy Miata, yes the car, yes it was still a car, spreading its ass.
Dummy thicc green Cameron Diaz somehow beat out by Brazilian Wolf
People like wolves
I have commissioned someone a 1,200 USD piece of art that I kept as an anonymous commissioner of in the past because they never drew a furry and have been holding off on it due to "furries = bad" stigma and I changed his worldview on us because he really needed rent and food money
Im glad you were able to help them
@@hey_its_kraig
I have a Google drive full of odd pieces like this and I love knowing that only the artist and myself has the image and that that they'll remember me for it
So you are one of the suspiciously rich furries
I'll pick it up, might not enjoy it but $500 dollars to draw something is $500 dollars to draw something
Tbh ... after being in the Fandom for 12+years I would actually consider myself unshockable
Not because of the fandom or anything but when you are IN the ARTWORLD (which the furry fandom is involved in as well) you see tons of things...
If its well drawn (cellshaded,perfect anatomy etc.) Its meh ...
What frightened me were the BADLY drawn things on deviantart, the badly made faceswaps with celebrities and all of those things.
And if i learned one thing from all those things ive seen:... Its HUMANITY thats fucked up ... NOT the furry fandom for drawing characters they care about and have passion for.
Its the Unknown people on artsites who post the most unholy stuff which may only be ever seen by 2-5 people until it sinks into the dark gaping abyss of the sites database to never be seen again ...but its still there.
I think u saw the bad, unhinged sides of Deviantart. Peeking a lot on Good side sof Deviantart is like opening a Pandora's box nowadays
The fear comes from the idea that these dudes have like 5 people looking at their art, they're just doing it for the sheer love of it. True passion.
Apparently there's some art scam going around on Instagram where they say they'll "pay me a triple-digit amount" just to draw a member of their family for some shit. So now whenever I see someone offer way more than what my prices say, I immediately shoot that shit down.
Oh wow, had no idea that was happening in the art world. But smart on you for keeping ahead
Usually you can tell the difference between a scam and a real person if the real person has a lot of commissioned art posted on their page that they've bought or if the scam account has like five or zero photos at all and immediately asks a furry to draw their dead child.
Because I was asked to draw a person's deceased child and I declined because 1. The account had no photos and 2. The person wouldn't have found me in a million years because I'm an Instagram artist. It's also Def a scam if they say they can only do bank transfer
$500? that drawing js gonna be the next mona lisa.
Mona... Lisa....
Uhhhh... c'mon, c'mon
Furry joke.... Uhhh.... Ooh!
The bone a leash'a?
Ugh forget it pfffttt lol
Oh please there is a guy who for a one slot in the multi YCH takes a few $K
@@misster490 i hope its a worthing price 💀
You'd be surprised. $200 will get you a somewhat decent piece nowadays, but every extra layer of detail and extra character adds big $$ to the commission respectable artists charge. They deserve it tbh
As an artist, this one made me die laughing 😂💀
A year ago I had a university student offer me €250 if I would draw him a... Best described as a brutal non-SFW scene of two cartoon characters from a 2000s Danish cartoon. I had almost no limits and this one just barely fit in my morale. I sorta felt bad that this person would offer so much given the position he's in, but I never judge how people spend their money, and I needed that cash so I was really close to actually accepting it. I say that because I couldn't go through with it, I found out that the characters from this cartoon I've never heard of in my life were canonically 12 and 10 years old. I'd do a lot for money, but I draw the line when it's "that" type of art involving children. That goes against everything I believe in, so it was with a heavy heart I had to turn down the offer. He was really cool about it though, we had a fun little chat about life before we parted ways
Lore
Neutral good
Surprisingly, some "Sus" people can be really friendly.
@@foxpro3002 yea like pedophiles lmao
What if the characters were asked to be aged up to be 20+? Larger bodies, facial hair, in work clothes, etc.? Personally as long as it's for an AU or in the future where they're older, I'd do it albeit a bit reprehensively.
Did a $350+ commission twice for two different people. My God was i glad when it was over😂
Whatd you draw?
@@hey_its_kraig y-you don’t want to know… but they were willing to pay $350+ for it😳
And they want to do it again😩
@@huntsman9316 oh my lol
Money money moneyyy
It pays. It certainly pays.
We enjoy securing bank in this household
I wish someone would offer me that much for a furry commission, but it's hilarious the clients always run to my other artist friend, who doesn't know how to draw furries
IMHO: non-furry artists often manage to make some of the best furry art somehow.
@@xXYannuschXx fr
@@xXYannuschXx Plausible, but not always true. They usually have struggles with animal anatomy, big time. I mean, unless that doesn't really bothers the client and watchers. Correct maws/paws/etc is usually not the priority for majority of watchers, as long the hot stuff is depicted correctly
I once paid an Artist 400 Bucks for a commission and he told me that he was going on vacation.
THAN WHY OPEN YOUR COMMISSIONS DUDE
To be able to go on vacation, apparently.
I swear man they need to either update their bio or remove their pinned post that says "Open for Commission"
Honestly it makes me sad when I see artists say in their bio that they don't enjoy what they're drawing. Maybe they just have nerves of steel and a monk level of patience.
As someone that dropped 3k on a 40 page comic commission... I can relate. Every day I get new WIPs is a wonderful day.
i dropped 2k on a comic from ratcha lmao
you know it's bad when the artist refuses to do a 500$ commission
Ngl, as an artist, I’d draw some fucked up shit for the right price. I’ve already seen some disturbing stuff so it’s not like it can get much worse, and if it does, it’s pretty rare.
The fuck is a cheese grater racoon?
@@Zombie8MyGun you don't wanna know
@@chainsawguyyy I can imagine
@@Zombie8MyGun cheese grater going in a place where cheesegraters should not go.
As a furry, I can confirm that I will pay a lot of money to see my ocs drawn by an artist.
Can't even tell you how much I've spent on commissions over the years.
i checked paypal and so far for this financial year I have spent a little over $20k
Had a hell of a time finding a blender/unity artist who would do work on a 3d avi. I only needed 3 outfits and was willing to pay $700 for the lot of them.
Straight up vr chat is gonna revitalize furry art
Even as a furry I feel their pain. I don't pay for commissions since I'm poor but being an artist is such a struggle when you get a big commission for X amount of money. If I ever get better at Blender and do commissions I would rather then keep their money and then pay after I finish the commission then have them pay me up front and then say I scammed them because I didn't give them something that's worth X amount. And also because I personally prefer cheaper prices
You do not understand what this community could do for a quick nut if you use Blender or any other type of program to make art
Respectfully, thats a huge way to get scammed, Please be careful!!
Always give them a heavily watermarked version of the finished product (hopefully something they can't just erase themselves) if you go that route.
I always send a WIP before collecting payment myself, but i trust most of my buyers.
Commissioner: Could you draw a furry?
Artist: I'm not really that good at su-
Commissioner: $5000
Artist: 💰💵💸👀
Dignity? Gone
Soul? Sold
Hotel? Trivago
When I get that one furry wanting to pay me to draw the most kinkiest shit no one ever sees
And this is why I don't do art commissions
---Me as a furry
It's one of the reason I refuse to get good at art
@@ket451 Alternative. Find a group of like minded people on a discord server or something like that who all have an equal dislike for anything even remotely degenerate.
Then get commissions from them and only them. Also don't make it a full time thing so you never feel desperate.
And yes. I know your comment was meant to be a joke comment.
I'm giving life advice anyway! :D
@@Justacheese I don't even wanna draw! *I wanna go phast*
@@ket451 Well if you don't wanna draw in the first place then you're set.
Man, I rewatch this every time and laughing my arse of, this is brilliant.
Fear me
If you dare
Hohohohoh...this should be fun.
@@Rush_The_Random (proceeds to add 50$ to the commission)
@@hey_its_kraig double it and give it to the next person
@@LisqrTheFox Next video idea. 1000$ Furry Commission
I’m a furry, but all the commissions I pay for are just my fursona being cute :) I’m asexual so I’m not at all interested in that side of things, I just like having a cute character :D
I have some asexual freinds and they're extremely kinky. But you have fun with your cute stuff and garlic bread
@@rowbot5555 Then they aren't asexual.
@@FunnyCatMan. they don't have sexual attraction to people, but they still get aroused by some actions or similar.
You're confusing sex repulsion with asexuality as a whole.
@Rowbot 555 The definition of asexuality has been watered down a lot with backwards logic.
You're not a real asexual if you desire sex and have your disgusting kinks.
@@rowbot5555 Yep, asexuality covers a pretty wide spectrum of attitudes and activities. Took me 30 damn years and several failed relationships to figure that out >_
"You're crazy! I knew from the minute I laid my eyes on you! Crazy. Okay, this is what we're gonna do, crazy."
Wacky Zainy even
I'm coming for you, Benn.
I'd draw anything for 500$.
(except feral guro, I hate that, that would cost extra)
Nowadays 500$ commission doesn't seem unreasonable anymore. The more popular artists goes around a thousand now.
Ok but how the FUCK do they come up with that much money so fast?!?
Cheat codes
most furries work in tech or other stem fields
@@staterafukumoto lore
furries are so generous, they carry multiple communities on their backs (costume making, drawing, and probably other things)
commissioning artists visibly tremble in fear when they see us.
Your Bills or your sanity? Choose wisely
Cause it very well may be the last choice you make.
artist: sfw comms only pls
furry: i'll pay you 500 bucks to draw my wolf being vored by a dragon
artist: what colour is your wolf
"An extra 50 for saliva"
Could be worse it could involve Wonderbread.
you know one thing thats good about AI art is that it'll probably reduce the amount of nasty commission requests artists get.
It won’t. The AI isn’t good enough and some AI hosts are putting massive restrictions on what it can do. Think of it more like a calm before a raging storm of furries that couldn’t get the AI to do what they wanted before giving up and finding any artist they can to bring their twisted visions to life.
I wonder how unholy abomination he demanded, that even that 500$ doesn't make the artist agree.
Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension
@@hey_its_kraig
Human mind can create truely unspeakable images.
Wonderbread.
... this artists hand is still pure yet and I fear the future
Man if I had the talent to be an artist, I would be openly advertising I'm willing to draw the most messed up things you sickos could possibly conceive of, for the right price.
I'd make so much money.
"You better get started, rent is due next week"
i dont know what is scarier, not knowing how to draw or knowing how to draw very well.
There are some VERY... lets say "questionable" people in that community, that should probably see a psychatrist; and for some reason its often those that have WAY too much money.
I think you're mixing up correlation and causation there. Theyre probably willing to offer more money BECAUSE they know their requests are messed up and it would be hard to find willing artists otherwise
Go on.
Draw my fursona.
do it.
Draw me. If you dare.
Break the roots lobo!
god i wanna do furry comms so bad lmao
Be the furry artist the world needs
@@hey_its_kraig if i ever get comms ill come back here and celebrate w you
@@ezra5618 I'm happy to be remembered
Bro I'm laughing so hard reading the comments XD
Oh I can only imagine the pain the artists have felt upon my commissions
I'd draw em for 2 dollars and a side of fries
I approve
Certified funny moment
"Is it at least gay so nobody gets the wrong idea?"
"Im straight" *vine boom*
"Yeah, I sent that artist I commissioned a 1099-NEC form. The sooner he runs out of money, the sooner I get to my next masterpiece."
I might be getting my innocence back, considering I thought this was a joke about not having a proper reference sheet yet to commission a fursuit until I read the comments 😆
I just paid to essentially have ground up 3d avi for vr chat now im like hmm i dont really need ref sheets anymore.... like this is a 3d poseable model of me.
I'm in. Bit of a bind at the moment. I am down to do furry commissions. Despite my Instagram content not being furry based mostly I'm capable of doing it
One time I bought an artist new computer parts because their computer broke down mid-commission.
I see what I want and I’ll be taking it!! Here’s a $50 tip because I loved it! xoxoxo
Lol 🤣 literally how every furry artist feels when they get a commission from somebody who pays a shiit ton
i'm an artist. and honestly i'm willing to do any dirty work because i didn't spend all my time working hard to become this good just to decline a simple but well playing offer. fellow artists, c'mon, we don't even make that much. so take your chances
When you don't have enough money for rent, but get a commission starting with:
"Falco Lombardi in a city-"
I love getting a 13 second ad on a 12 second video 😍
Really where CZcams shines
I am somehow both immensely proud and deeply ashamed.
Over the past few years doing commissions Ive come across ... well how to put this.. terrifying commissions? But well Ive become numb, now Ill draw anything for money.. literally.
Yeah, well. It’s just a drawing. Idk why some artist act like they’re being asked to whore themselves or something I guess I just saw so much of explicit content and gore drawings that honestly it’s just 🤷♀️
"Oh no, they're giving me money"
I wish I could find more artists who do monster people and horror-esque stuff. Everything I want to commission is so…freaky XD
That is something I'd like to offer in my own commissions eventually, since I draw enough of it for myself lol.
⚠TRADE OFFER!⚠
i get: furry art that must've come from slaanesh's realm
you get: $500 and ptsd
And thats why Ill never do commissions :D
Ive wanted to do commissions for a good bit, but just need to hone my skills. Hopefully this year will be the year I get my foot on the ground!
I'd pick it up in a heart beat lol I'm open for commission but if I'm charging someone that much it gonna be one hell of a project
I LOVE THE SMELL OF FURRY ART
If he did that to me, I'd be like, "Alright, I've got no time for this, you psychopath. Commissioned drawing declined."
Can you do with a math test?
This is where he DRAWS THE LINE.
Speaking from experience, drawing em cause pain, but damn it’s worth it
your replies are killing me my dude
I try my best to be the funny lad
I think there was like an adoptable or smth worth over 10k bucks? Like, an insane commission for one original species thing
Edit: it was 20k
As an artist, you pay me enough I'll draw you anything, even if it breaks my innocent Christian heart.
How it feels to be a small artist and getting commissioned by a experienced seasoned commissioner furry
me in every nsfw artist's dms asking if they can draw pokémon x human art
Thats it, Im getting the spritz bottle
Isnt that like actual zoophilia depending on what pokemon it is
@@lonelylimestone268 well maybe, but depending on the pokémon and can they passs the harkness test
Ah yes, can relate >w
I'm never a fan of those people who hate on furies because "their not like me" or "their weird"
I've met mostly chill fries lol, just let them be.
I wish I could secure that 500 Dollar furry commission tho