Aare tum hindu ka had hai,Job Aage se samna nhi kerlpate ho To Tob Hindu ko Muslim ka Kapra laga ke Ese ulta palta Ghatia kaam kerke,pichhe se war kerte hai hizra hindu😂Job tum log gobor Chhap pe badnamho to.Muslim ko badnam kerne ke liye jitna bhi harkat par kerke,Fir bhi Gobor Chhap hi hoga tum😅
@@mohamedrafi844 aare iss video wale joker ka puch rahe h hum 🤣🤣 are dekho 100/100 hoga maybe tumhara score but tum intelligent ho iska matlab baki sab bewkuf h aur ye dekho madarsa chaap issi liye bolte h kyuki ye knowledge ke saath inn jaiese logo ko high post par job chahiye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 phir bolte h rojgar nahi h aiese level of education par rojgar kaha se milega 😂😂humari social ka knowledge 100/100 toh nahi h but acha khasa h phir bhi 🤣🤣
Tu apna Soch tera raam dhoob RHa hai Jaa Tu bhi usi K STH dhoob K marja India SE Gandhi khatm hojaygi agr Teri maa tere baap SE bachi Hoti to tera jesa suar is duniya me Gandhi Nahi pehlata behuda sheboy@@anikasharma9933
@@itssanatani253 What do you expect us Muslims to do about Allah's face? Cut the human head and put an animal head instead and say it's Allah? 🤣🤣🤣 Our Allah isn't dog cat unlike Hinduism
Ye bc dusro ka religion conversion karna hi sikhte hai... Pta ni kyu log mullo ko sath me rakhte hai....bc isis hai...inki soch hi atanki hai...inki mullo ko katoo...Ajad kardo yahan se ...bhagaoo inhe india se
Madarse mein padhae Jane wale subject Pathar Bazi ki Art😅 Terrorism ki science🤧 Hum ek hamare 10 ki Psychology😂 Andhnamaji ka paper📃 Idol - Osama bin laden Goal - ISIS mein job karna🤫
Jab tujhe nhi pta kon hai to usko kese pta hoga be Usko to naam proper nhi pta tha tujhe to ye bhi nhi pta h k president ek ladies h na k gents Usne to proper naam nhi liya bas President ka naam Draupadi Murmu hai or usne murmure keh diya
The thing is every Muslims are not the same and he is not a good student he didn't pay attention that doesn't mean you can make fun of islam and madrasa we muslims respect every religion.. " THATS NOT THE EYES THAT ARE BLIND BUT THE HEART IS"
Islam is not 1400+ years old, Islam is the Oldest and First Religion, Islam means "Submitting our Will to God" Islam was there since First human (Prophet Adam) And Prophet Muhammad ﷺ is Not the Founder of Islam, Prophet Muhammad ﷺ was just a Last Prophet Of Islam ! --------------------- “God is One and Only without second.” [Chandogya Upanishad 6:2:1] “He is Allah the One and Only.” [Quran 112:1] --------------------- “There is only One God, not the second” [Brahma Sutra] “There is only One Allah” [Quran 16:51] --------------------- “There is no image of Him.” [Yajurveda 32:3] “There is nothing like Him.” [Quran 42:11] --------------------- “There Is No Likeness Of Him” [Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:19] “And there is none Like unto Him.” [Quran 112:4] --------------------- “of Him there are no Parents" [Svetasvatara Upanishad 6:9] “He does not Beget nor is He Begotten.” [Quran 112:3] --------------------- “His form is not visible, the eyes cannot see Him.” [Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:20] “No vision can see Him, but He see’s all vision.” [Quran 6:103] --------------------- *[Reminder]* *Dear Hindus,* *You must worship only One God (Allah) and you must Stop doing Idol worshipping !*
U have not any right to disrespect our islam ☪️ and if u mean that madrasah kids are not able to do any thing in this world so tell u that firstly they are the friend of Allah SWT secondly as you mean search on youtube that madrassah kids who are build a working misile or rocket so u are not have any right to disrespect our religioun as well as madrasah kids May Allah SWT guide us to answer these type of people who disrespect any religion.Ameen❤❤❤❤❤
Abul Kalam Azad hamare pehle education mantri the. APJ Abdul Kalam rocket scientist aur hamare president the aur unhone madrasa me nahi sekha tha. Bhai pehle naam to sahi bolo.
Sala Tumara Dimag hi esa hai😂,Kyu ki Wo Muslim nhi hai pata nhi chale ga tumlog sochte ho ,Aare Tumara karname ko Dekh te hi pata chalta hai,Pehchan ne wale Pehchan lega,Tum hindu log khud Muslim ka topi or kapra Lagake Muslim Sajte ho.Muslim ka kapra pehen k Muslim nhi hota😂
Muslim ka kapra Lagake Muslim ko jitna badnam kerna hai kerlo,Lekin ulta tum hindu log hi naam kharap letter ho.Fer bhi tum gobor Chhap ho , usliye to Gobor Chhap wala kaam kerte ho.😅
@@dhananjaykr5828#iit -jee ak question puchu bhai ravan ka 🔟 sar tha hain n aur ravan aryvart se bhut phle aya h.. To ravan ka 10 sar h ye kaise possible h jbki us waqt to zero ki khoj hui hi nhi thi aryvart ne ki thi zero ki khoj to bhai 10 sar h wo kaise kh diya 🌝it's fake bro.. Aryvart k to thik h zero k khoz kiya but ravan k kaise jbki usi waqt se 10 sar gin liye they sab to aryvart ne khoz ki or usi waqt ke sab insaan ne # Na tasya partima asti
Al-Khwarizmi - algorithm and algebra. Jabir Ibn Hayyan - chemistry and alchemy. Ibn Sina - medicine and philosophy. Al-Farabi - music and philosophy. Al-Kindi - optics and medicine. Ibn al-Haytham - optics and physics. Nasir al-Din al-Tusi - astronomy and mathematics. Omar Khayyam - mathematics and poetry.
Islamic studies k sath sath jitne bhi general subjects hain Bengali, English, history, pol science, Life science, mathematics, sabkuch padaya jata hai ,
Hmare islaam me toh dushre mjhab ko bura kehna mana kya hai aur agr koi iske khilaad kre toh woh nafarmaan hota hai kya tumhaare mjhanb me mmana nhi kya hai kya😂aur mera jwaab tumhare bre de jo hindu hokr Hinduism nhi jaanta woh faaltu me mera jwaab na de👍
@@abudlrahmanshaikh3424kaise nahi maalum , koi mla ka naam nahi pucha mullr rashtrapati kaa pucha haii abhi Atankwadi kaa pucha hotaa to bataa deta madarsachap ke mulle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 yaar president murmure toh kya vice president kurkure , pm lays , education minister parle g, finance minister Cadbury aur health minister kya Nestle h 😂😂😂😂
बांग्लादेशी होने के नाते मैं भारत के राष्ट्रपति का नाम जानता हूं और वे भारतीय होते हुए भी राष्ट्रपति का नाम नहीं जानते.मामला दुखद है, उनके बड़े-बुजुर्ग और क्या करें, बस दरगाह जाकर चार बार निकाह कर लें. .
Arey vo padhe likhe jahilon India me Bahoot log hai jo nahi jante rastrapati ka naam ,,,, Challenge hai tum log se khud ke ghar me pochlo kitne log ko nahi maloom hai samjh me ata. .....
Jhoot ke liye train kiya jata hai chahe wo phir koi bhi bole, koi mulk ho ya tumhare apne maan baap. Jab baat sachhai pe aaye gi to Islam sab se pehle aaye ga because it's the only way of life. Guidance for humanity from our Creator.
Him - madarsa mein padhiyega to yahi gyan milega ... Me - to phir kai sare gov. School ke bachho ka interview kaise viral hua ... Wo bhi madarsa hh kya 🤔😂
Problems of us the Indians is that we blame the institution instead of talking about how to improve the educational institutions, it might be madarsa or any religious school/ashram...
go to a gurukul and test their intelligence and nationalistic view,,,,, samjha chutiya and ASHRAM is a place to stay not institution 😂😂😂😂 avg dumb @ss achoot, I think your randi achoot ammi visited bollywood web series set ashram
SUNITA WILLIAMS na ganesh ki murti li ha apna sath on space mission , kalpana chawla na bhagavat geeta lii thi , APJ kalam LAURAN ki baat nahi ki ha hamesha RAMAYAN AUR MAHABHARAT ( ALL VUDOEOS IN CZcams DEKH LANA HINDU KA INTERNET MA ( JIO , VI , AIRTEL SAA BANIYO KA HA ) 😂😂 , TENDULKAR , ROHIT SHARMA, ANAND CHESS GRANDMASTER SAAB 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙃𝙈𝙄𝙉 HA ( JUST 0.000001 % POPULATION OF HINDUS) ,75 YEARS OF CONSTITUTION abhi bhe achoot gaand marwa raha ha 😂😂😂😂 tatti saaf karna , labour, reservation ka baad top post , top companies ka malik hindu 😂😂😂😂😂 lol laurbaedkar jitna BADSURAT utna dimaag bhe khali 😂
@@voiceofhindus3032 or ye sb kon bantey hai. rashtrapati..or chief secretary barister.. director. Or CEO CIPLA co. k kon hai malum h na. Khair rhne do hum jahil hai ok khush...🤣🤣😁 Muskuraiye..fr v adhi dunya pr hamara hukumat h phle v tha .
Madrasa me sirf islamic books hi pdhai jati hai😮bharat ka rashtrapati ka naam he draopodi murmu aur bhi suno bharat ka upa rashtrapati ka naam he jagdeep dhankhar
Ap ko rashtrapati aur upa rashtrp se matlab he madrasa se apko kya zarurat he han ham samvidha ke hi baat karenge apko kya matlab he madrasa se apko kya lena dena he batao😮😮😮😮
Madarsa only gives knowledge for pass in MAIDAN-E-HASHR, And which is important for your this life... When your turn comes you will realize what you did... "Indeed it's not the eyes that are blind but the hearts in their chest that grow blind" (QURAN)
कुरकुरे कह देता 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
😂
Jaatiwaad tere muh se jhalak raha hai.
Teri ammi ya maa, masala dosa hai bhaut chaw se chus ke khayenge use 😂😂😅
Bro I think whatsapp University is better than madarsa 😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
And most of the people come from these people after studying from WhatsApp University.
Medical ke student se engineering ka swal..ais ahi kuch chal raha hai...jaiska Jo feild hai usi feild se swla hona chahye
@@Karunavtaramgaye ko Mata manna gobar ko Khana ye konse school me bataya Jata hai😃😃😃😃
@@abudlrahmanshaikh3424 alla ka gender kya hai madarasa☪hap andhnamazi😂 atankwadi😁
THE WAY HE SAID 'PATICULALLY'
अलकायदा = मेरा बच्चा है ये। 😊😅😂
President - murmure
Vice President - Kurkure 😂🙏
😂
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂
😂😂
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President - Murmure 🙄
Vice president - kurkure 🙄
Prime minster- Bingo 🙄
Finance minister - Lays 🙄
Your favourite chocolate - Kutkut 🙄
Kut kut toh mera bhi favourite hai 😂🤣
@@sudiptahaldar428 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai a kut kut kahamilta hai
😂😂😂😂
Padhu jhant bhar naukari mangu raat bhar😂
Magar tu to bhikari hai😮
Aare tum hindu ka had hai,Job Aage se samna nhi kerlpate ho To Tob Hindu ko Muslim ka Kapra laga ke Ese ulta palta Ghatia kaam kerke,pichhe se war kerte hai hizra hindu😂Job tum log gobor Chhap pe badnamho to.Muslim ko badnam kerne ke liye jitna bhi harkat par kerke,Fir bhi Gobor Chhap hi hoga tum😅
Islam is that Knowledge from which every Knowledge starts.
Subhan Allah
Nice joke bro!😂😂😂
I can't Stop my laugh😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Madarasa logic
मुझे तो अब पता चला कि भारत के राष्ट्रपति मुरमुरे जी है 😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai murmura too khana vala hota h 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
YEH JOKE OF THE YEAR THA😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kabhi yeh murmure bolega kabhi kurkure
President - Murmure ji
Vp - Kurkure ji. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂bhai ye sahi tha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhaisaab 🤣🤣🤣
DVP- turturey ji
Faad di bhai
😂😂😂😂😂5 min se has rha hu
Kurkure ji😂😂🙏🙏👇🏾👇🏾
I am a muslim...Alhamdulillah I scored 100/100 in class 10 CBSE board..
Ye konse topper muslim h Bhai ye toh batao 😂😂😂 aab yahi log bolenge rojgar nahi h toh kya hi jawab de 😂😂
I scored 100/100 in social ok.meri.social ke knowledge me tumari pathgayega.
@@mohamedrafi844 aare iss video wale joker ka puch rahe h hum 🤣🤣 are dekho 100/100 hoga maybe tumhara score but tum intelligent ho iska matlab baki sab bewkuf h aur ye dekho madarsa chaap issi liye bolte h kyuki ye knowledge ke saath inn jaiese logo ko high post par job chahiye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 phir bolte h rojgar nahi h aiese level of education par rojgar kaha se milega 😂😂humari social ka knowledge 100/100 toh nahi h but acha khasa h phir bhi 🤣🤣
@@mohamedrafi844 gand dam hay na tho air one aa
Jee advanced
Tu apna Soch tera raam dhoob RHa hai Jaa Tu bhi usi K STH dhoob K marja India SE Gandhi khatm hojaygi agr Teri maa tere baap SE bachi Hoti to tera jesa suar is duniya me Gandhi Nahi pehlata behuda sheboy@@anikasharma9933
President - Murmura
Vice President - Kurkure 😂
😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
😂😂😂 Kurkure
😂😂
Ek bar Madrasawale bacche vs Vedic Schoolwale bacche ka interview chahiye. Like I'd love to see that.💕✌️
😅😅😅😂😂😂😅
@@sameer27895 chushlim panchar putra 😅😅😅
@@sameer27895 Sharma gaya chuslim.
Muh ki khaani padegi
Bhaai 10 madrassa chhaap k liye ek Vedic shishya hi pariyaapt hain
Mazhabi azaadi❌ yaa mazhabi gulaami✅😮😂🤡🤡
President - murmure
Vice President - 72 hure 😂😂😂😂
sri ram 16108 whores
😂😂😂
1000 apsara 👏🏻
@@Xenny09 pls Allah face reveal 🤌
@@itssanatani253 What do you expect us Muslims to do about Allah's face? Cut the human head and put an animal head instead and say it's Allah? 🤣🤣🤣 Our Allah isn't dog cat unlike Hinduism
भारत की राष्ट्रपति मुरमुरे जी
उपराष्टपति कुरकुरे जी😂😂😂😂😂😂
आज पता चल गया भाई की आधा अधूरा ज्ञान कितना खतरनाक होता है 👏😅
😂😂😂😂
Teri maaki chut tu bataa onde mataram
आधा अधुरा नही, मदरसे का
To kya hua isne galat answer Diya hamare pm to ek interview nahi dete ravish sir ko
@@ZahidKhan-yz9mlravish or ek desh ke PM ko compare kyun kar rahe ho
PRESIDENT - Murmure
VICE PRESIDENT - Kurkure
HOME MINISTER - RINGS
AUR PRIME MINISTER - Crunchy Bytes
😂😂😂😂😂
Madarse me perticularly Islamic book❌
Madarse me sirf Islamic books ✅
राष्ट्रपति:- मुरमुरे जी
प्रधानमंत्री:- कुरकुरे जी😂🤣
अब्दुल को नौकरी भी चाहिए 🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂
Wahi toh🤣arrey pehle madarse se toh bahar niklo wrna wahi naukri bhi kr lo
Ye bc dusro ka religion conversion karna hi sikhte hai...
Pta ni kyu log mullo ko sath me rakhte hai....bc isis hai...inki soch hi atanki hai...inki mullo ko katoo...Ajad kardo yahan se ...bhagaoo inhe india se
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Bhaiya government job woh bhi
Madrasa sa me sirf dini talim di jati Hain ❤❤❤ madarsa zindabad ❤❤❤❤
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Murmure kurkure Wale....madrasa chap....
Muslim power
😂😂😂tabhi to aise chille log nikalte hain madarse se😅😅
@@RafiaKhan-ti2pmSab nahi
I also study in Madrasa and along with that I am also studying in school and I can speak English perfectly, Alhamdulillah. 😊😊
@@HarshSingh-pl8xs Means if someone is converted then he/she can't speak English lol.
Mhm wrong if your muslim you can speak and learn english
I'm Also Study In School But I'm Muslim Alhamdulillah😊
Can you tell if the following sentence is Correct -
"If i were a Butterfly, i would fly in the sky"
@@AtharvaTitan Good one 👍
मुरमुरे जी नहीं कुरकुरे जी 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
इनको सिर्फ धर्म दिखता है देश नही बस जैसे तैसे अपनी जनसंख्या बढ़ाओ और दूसरे धर्म के ऊपर तलवार चलाओ बस यही शिक्षा दी जाती है।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Using brain is haram in islam."
Broooo😂😂😂
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Their brain in in their Cut Piece..
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My god😂
Meri to pura 10 mint tak hasi nhi ruk rhi thi ... Murmure ji sun ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
seam to you bro
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meri bhe
Muze bhi abhi bhi hasi arahi he 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Madarse mein padhae Jane wale subject
Pathar Bazi ki Art😅
Terrorism ki science🤧
Hum ek hamare 10 ki Psychology😂
Andhnamaji ka paper📃
Idol - Osama bin laden
Goal - ISIS mein job karna🤫
Bum banana bhi sikhaaya jaata hai.
72 ka concept 😂
Hindu ko Muslim ki bezzati krne ke alawa kya aata ha?
@JBAGAMER122 kabhi madarse se bahar nikal kar dekh jis bhi desh mein hindu hai waha woh top ranks par hai😁🙏
@@JBA_BDThe Kerela Story or The Kashmir Files dekhana bhi aata hai hume 👍
Jai Shri Ram 🙏
SPEED BRAKER KA FACE REVEL KAB..?😂
Jab tere Khilone Chalne Lag Jayege🌚
@@UsaidZOgkhilone v battery operated nikl chuke hai kab ka, pr speed breaker aur uspe sar maarne wale abhi v dinosaur ke yug me jee rhe
Kabrpujari
President sun liya to madrasagiri nikal dega 😂murmure ji 😂😂
Jab tujhe nhi pta kon hai to usko kese pta hoga be
Usko to naam proper nhi pta tha tujhe to ye bhi nhi pta h k president ek ladies h na k gents
Usne to proper naam nhi liya bas
President ka naam Draupadi Murmu hai or usne murmure keh diya
@@mohdjunaidansari9945 defend krne aaye ho... Isko.
@@akshaydeepbatham5410 not.
😂😂😂
@@mohdjunaidansari9945 mardsre 😂😂😂
President:-murmure ji 😂😂
Kash hamare bidyalaye me yeh gyan dia hota 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ham faltu padai nahi karte 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿allah of the power 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
The thing is every Muslims are not the same and he is not a good student he didn't pay attention that doesn't mean you can make fun of islam and madrasa we muslims respect every religion..
" THATS NOT THE EYES THAT ARE BLIND BUT THE HEART IS"
Yeah u r right they are just wanting to stop islam but they don't know that if we came to stop there Hinduism then there will be a trouble for them
@@jokergaming789 yes
Islam mai dimag ka istemal karna haram hai😂😂
Ohhh goddd😂🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tumare bhan ka istaymal karna hai
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Haram tum jaise kutte hai
itna bhi sach nehi bolna tha😂
President- Murmure/ Kurkure
Prime Minister- Lays 😅
Just go and sit at his/her place then see the level of power as well as the level of work and burden
@@294darshitasrivastava4 Tujhko mirchi lagi to mai kya karu😅
@@rajeshbiswas5391 kha le😂😂😂
@@Bhushanfastfooodjuicebar Khaaunga magar isme teri permission nhi chahiye😎
Modi ji ka Naam inki Saath Pidhiya Yaad rakhengi. 😂
Madrasa eak whho jagah hein jahan par Quran namaz sikhai jaati hai ❤❤
Sun beta ye duniya ka Malik Allah ❤ samjha ab nikla
Mera land allah 😂😂😂😂😂
Lawda mera apne allah ka face dikha
Murmure ji😂😂😂
I died
😂😂😂😂
Madrasa's be like:-- English Kaha Tha Tum current affair puchhna Shuru kar Diye 😂😂😂.
Cheating krta hai 😂😂
Sahi kaha
English konsa bolega volog
😂😂😂
Islam is not 1400+ years old,
Islam is the Oldest and First Religion,
Islam means "Submitting our Will to God"
Islam was there since First human (Prophet Adam) And Prophet Muhammad ﷺ is Not the Founder of Islam, Prophet Muhammad ﷺ was just a Last Prophet Of Islam !
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“God is One and Only without second.”
[Chandogya Upanishad 6:2:1]
“He is Allah the One and Only.”
[Quran 112:1]
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“There is only One God, not the second”
[Brahma Sutra]
“There is only One Allah”
[Quran 16:51]
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“There is no image of Him.”
[Yajurveda 32:3]
“There is nothing like Him.”
[Quran 42:11]
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“There Is No Likeness Of Him”
[Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:19]
“And there is none Like unto Him.”
[Quran 112:4]
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“of Him there are no Parents"
[Svetasvatara Upanishad 6:9]
“He does not Beget nor is He Begotten.”
[Quran 112:3]
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“His form is not visible, the eyes cannot see Him.” [Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:20]
“No vision can see Him, but He see’s all vision.” [Quran 6:103]
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*[Reminder]*
*Dear Hindus,*
*You must worship only One God (Allah) and you must Stop doing Idol worshipping !*
@@HasanUnknown haha ye Jo tune lambi lambi fenki hai na woh JOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM HAI🤣🤣. ISLAM OLDEST AND PEACEFUL RELIGION HAHAHA🤣🤣.
U have not any right to disrespect our islam ☪️ and if u mean that madrasah kids are not able to do any thing in this world so tell u that firstly they are the friend of Allah SWT secondly as you mean search on youtube that madrassah kids who are build a working misile or rocket so u are not have any right to disrespect our religioun as well as madrasah kids May Allah SWT guide us to answer these type of people who disrespect any religion.Ameen❤❤❤❤❤
Madarsa me padh na vala Maulana Abdul Kalam aazad tha 😮😮
Koe ak source bata de jaha bola gaya tha wo madarsa se padha hai
Bhai vo engineer the aerospace engineering degree se
Abul Kalam Azad hamare pehle education mantri the. APJ Abdul Kalam rocket scientist aur hamare president the aur unhone madrasa me nahi sekha tha. Bhai pehle naam to sahi bolo.
Bhagwad Geeta padhte that Abdul kalam ji.. isiliye itney mahan thay vo ❤️🌹🚩
@@diosbizarreadventure7383toh yah bata apj adbdul kalam sir tmples mein padhe hain😂
भारत का राष्ट्रपति मुरमुरे जी😂😂
Abe teri ma ki chut tere se koi achanak mike me poche ga na bhadwe to tu teri chaddi me mut dega samjha chane
Accha hua kurkure ji bola 😅
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😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Kur kure ji 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meri 4 saal ki choti bahen sei pucho yeh sawal woh bata degi ise😂
Sala Tumara Dimag hi esa hai😂,Kyu ki Wo Muslim nhi hai pata nhi chale ga tumlog sochte ho ,Aare Tumara karname ko Dekh te hi pata chalta hai,Pehchan ne wale Pehchan lega,Tum hindu log khud Muslim ka topi or kapra Lagake Muslim Sajte ho.Muslim ka kapra pehen k Muslim nhi hota😂
Muslim ka kapra Lagake Muslim ko jitna badnam kerna hai kerlo,Lekin ulta tum hindu log hi naam kharap letter ho.Fer bhi tum gobor Chhap ho , usliye to Gobor Chhap wala kaam kerte ho.😅
Madarse me sirf Islamic books ✅
Isliye hame India mai gurukul ki awaskta hai ❤
nahi Bhai hamare school college me Geeta Gyan ki avashyakta hai.... Jai Shri RAM 🙏
Mur mure ji😂
Fuck
Mujhe laga kur kure bola😥🤣
@@HSCBM.ala mur alah mu h re 😂😮😅😂
😅😅
Ye madarasha chaap gyan murmure kurkure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is brand ambassador of Kurkure 😂😂😂😂😂
मदरसे में सेक्स होता फड़ाई नही 😂
Beta sex to tere mandiro me hota proof dikhaw
apni gurukul ki baat bata te huwe Anthbhakt
@@MDARMAN-fj3ux beta zitna v invention ancient time pe hua , wo sabhi gurukul.aur Hinduism se hi huaa hai
@@MDARMAN-fj3ux tum khud sale chapti community ke log ho jo chapti dharti pe believe karte ho andhbhakt hinduo ko kehte
@@dhananjaykr5828#iit -jee ak question puchu bhai ravan ka 🔟 sar tha hain n aur ravan aryvart se bhut phle aya h.. To ravan ka 10 sar h ye kaise possible h jbki us waqt to zero ki khoj hui hi nhi thi aryvart ne ki thi zero ki khoj to bhai 10 sar h wo kaise kh diya 🌝it's fake bro.. Aryvart k to thik h zero k khoz kiya but ravan k kaise jbki usi waqt se 10 sar gin liye they sab to aryvart ne khoz ki or usi waqt ke sab insaan ne # Na tasya partima asti
मुरमुरे जी ....😂😂
Kurkure 😂😂
Al-Khwarizmi - algorithm and algebra.
Jabir Ibn Hayyan - chemistry and alchemy.
Ibn Sina - medicine and philosophy.
Al-Farabi - music and philosophy.
Al-Kindi - optics and medicine.
Ibn al-Haytham - optics and physics.
Nasir al-Din al-Tusi - astronomy and mathematics.
Omar Khayyam - mathematics and poetry.
Koi muslim nahi comment karne aaya
abhi tak 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Murmure ji 😂
😂😂😂😂University of Chudarsa 😂😂😂😂
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Madrasa students ❎ madrasa chap☑️
Madarsa me islamic books pada rahe hain toh
Sare schools me Hindu granth ki books add honi chahiye
This is called equality ❤
Madrasha kisika bapp ka paise se nehi chalta,,,,,
@@arojmolla07-lo5pd yehi toh galat fehmi hain bhai teri subjects ke naam bata na jara kaun kaun se hain madarsa me
Islamic studies k sath sath jitne bhi general subjects hain Bengali, English, history, pol science, Life science, mathematics, sabkuch padaya jata hai ,
Up main ek madrasha hain name Suna hai madrasha deuband 😍
@@arojmolla07-lo5pd phir v earth flat h hogi hena usmee
Too be honest bro have a great jaw line 🗿
Hmare islaam me toh dushre mjhab ko bura kehna mana kya hai aur agr koi iske khilaad kre toh woh nafarmaan hota hai kya tumhaare mjhanb me mmana nhi kya hai kya😂aur mera jwaab tumhare bre de jo hindu hokr Hinduism nhi jaanta woh faaltu me mera jwaab na de👍
PRESIDENT- MURMURE JI
PRADHAN MANTRI- KURKURE JI
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अच्छा हुआ कुरकुरे जी नही बोला 😅😅😅😅
Kya pta bol bhi de 😂😂😂😂
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भारत की राष्ट्रपति कौन हैं??
मदरसा छाप का उत्तर : - मुरमुरे जी 🤔🤔😂😂😂
😂😂😂 murmure.....Zahil
Droupadi Murmu
He said last name 😅
Mahamahim drapadi murmu bas na dekhe yrr yeh video😂😂😂
Warna unka surname lene wale ki class lag jati 😂
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@@aryavarat14 योगी जी को पता चला तो इसका मेडिकल चेक अप कराने के लिए उत्तर प्रदेश भी बुला सकतें हैं। 🤔🤔🙃🙃
चुस्लिम Be like :are Mai kush bhi Bolata Rahata hoon 😂😂😅
चल निकल चिंदू
Santra dram be like.. shivling lund ki puja karo ek din pura gusega gobar bhakto ke andar 😂😂😂😂
are Bhai nhi maloom hoga usko bas ek video mil gyi usi ko daal ke dikhao sabko Jo ye video upload kiya usko dekh Ka rashtgaan nhi maloom hoga
@@abudlrahmanshaikh3424kaise nahi maalum , koi mla ka naam nahi pucha mullr rashtrapati kaa pucha haii abhi Atankwadi kaa pucha hotaa to bataa deta madarsachap ke mulle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@abudlrahmanshaikh3424 tujhe aata hai desh ke gaddar Pakistan ka tujhe yaad hoga but india ka nhi hoga tujhe yaad rastragaan
Well said " संभीदान को जब तक मानेंगे जब तक हमे फायदा हैं वर्ना नही मानेंगे यही इनकी सचाई है
Inka manna h ki hm Kuran ko follow krenge sanvidhan ko nhi
Madarsa me degree milta h kya
संभीदान OP
Madarsa teachers - 😂
Hum neech hindus hi. Rajasthan me hum aurton se pani bharwaane ka liye 3-5 shadiyan karte hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 yaar president murmure toh kya vice president kurkure , pm lays , education minister parle g, finance minister Cadbury aur health minister kya Nestle h 😂😂😂😂
इससे अच्छा कुरकुरे बोल देते 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Majak urna band kro ye sochu ki Hamre desh future barbad ho rha hai madrse mai
बांग्लादेशी होने के नाते मैं भारत के राष्ट्रपति का नाम जानता हूं और वे भारतीय होते हुए भी राष्ट्रपति का नाम नहीं जानते.मामला दुखद है, उनके बड़े-बुजुर्ग और क्या करें, बस दरगाह जाकर चार बार निकाह कर लें. .
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andbhakt nakli name aur jhut se hi chalte aur desh me jahar gholte hai
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😂😂😂😂...bhai kya kare...hamara kismat hi kharap hai ..kitna v samjhayo ...ye log nhi samjhte hai 😂😂
They just see how to incresw quantity and leave quality aside.
Bro government school can tech better than madrasa 😂😂😂
Maqsad traning accademy ✅
Madarsa ❎
Kurmure jii😂😂
"Murmure" ke jagah "kurkure" hi bol do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😊
Kurkure bol deta 😢💀
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kurkure G
😂nalla bhoo abkar
Main bhai Muslim hun magar main hinduon ka big fan hun har video mein gali batao gali bakte piano😂😂😂
Pehle murmure Khane do phir batata hu 😂
मुरमुरे 😂 द्रौपदी मुर्मू जी be like : मोदी सरकार खोपड़ी तोड़ साले का😂
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Aaja dam hai to
@@sartajali4861 bhaut dam hai jihad jahil
@@sartajali4861 address de na to pehle . Fir Tera Kya todenga. Tuze pata chalega.
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Exactly madarso m desh k kilaf ku train kiya jata h
Kyuki Unke log rajniti me he,
Like ovesi, congresi
Exactly ye yati narsimhanad se pooch jake
Arey vo padhe likhe jahilon India me Bahoot log hai jo nahi jante rastrapati ka naam ,,,,
Challenge hai tum log se khud ke ghar me pochlo kitne log ko nahi maloom hai samjh me ata. .....
@@Reverted_Muslim1 nai sab ko maalum hai , draupadi murmu naam hai
Jhoot ke liye train kiya jata hai chahe wo phir koi bhi bole, koi mulk ho ya tumhare apne maan baap. Jab baat sachhai pe aaye gi to Islam sab se pehle aaye ga because it's the only way of life. Guidance for humanity from our Creator.
Din ki taalim zyada important h duniyawi taalim se... islamic education is more important than world education ....
Mderse mean =nersery 😂
Now this is called Madrsa institute of technology and management 😂😂😂
Semester 1 syllabus: Bomb dynamics
@@CodeWarrior3514 😂😂
Madrsa institute of terror , bombing and lovejihad 😂😂
@@CodeWarrior3514 in biology how to cut own penis😂😂 how to avoid hiv aids after halala, marriage with sister
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मुरमुरे जी 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abe hasta kya hai tera hi president ka mazak uraya hai be jahil anthbhakt
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😂😂😂😂😂 ye kon ha murmure
Accha hua kurkureji nahi bola😂😂😂🤣🤣
Real knowledge > CZcams Agenda > Whatsapp university > मदरसा
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President - murmure ji 🙄
Vice president - kurkure ji😒
Prime minister - lays ji🥴
Naibour country - bingo ji🤧
Who do muslims worship - golgappe ji 🎃
Itne khatarnak teacher jo hai 🤣🤣🤣
राष्ट्रपति , मुरमुरे जी
उप राष्ट्रपति, कुरकुरे जी😅😅😅
Murmure bola kurkure nHi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@chandrasingh7830
President " murmure"
Vice-president "Kurkure"
Aisa kuch bolne wala thaa
Kaha peyda hote hai aese ajib janwR
😂😂
Beta jisne Pure india mai mathric mai top mara tha wo bhi muslim tha | jisne dunya mai first hospital banaya wo bhi muslim tha 😂 ||
Or aase gwar bhi ha
Him - madarsa mein padhiyega to yahi gyan milega ...
Me - to phir kai sare gov. School ke bachho ka interview kaise viral hua ...
Wo bhi madarsa hh kya 🤔😂
kurkure nhi bola , mere liye isse badi baat aur kiya ho skta 😂😂
इसके मुँह से murmure सुन कर थोड़ी देर के लिए मैं भी नाम भूल गया
कोई और भी है 😂
Same mere sth hua 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂.inhone brain wash krdiya
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Draupadi murmu❌
Murmure ji 🔥😂😂
Problems of us the Indians is that we blame the institution instead of talking about how to improve the educational institutions, it might be madarsa or any religious school/ashram...
go to a gurukul and test their intelligence and nationalistic view,,,,, samjha chutiya and ASHRAM is a place to stay not institution 😂😂😂😂 avg dumb @ss achoot, I think your randi achoot ammi visited bollywood web series set ashram
SUNITA WILLIAMS na ganesh ki murti li ha apna sath on space mission , kalpana chawla na bhagavat geeta lii thi , APJ kalam LAURAN ki baat nahi ki ha hamesha RAMAYAN AUR MAHABHARAT ( ALL VUDOEOS IN CZcams DEKH LANA HINDU KA INTERNET MA ( JIO , VI , AIRTEL SAA BANIYO KA HA ) 😂😂 , TENDULKAR , ROHIT SHARMA, ANAND CHESS GRANDMASTER SAAB 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙃𝙈𝙄𝙉 HA ( JUST 0.000001 % POPULATION OF HINDUS) ,75 YEARS OF CONSTITUTION abhi bhe achoot gaand marwa raha ha 😂😂😂😂 tatti saaf karna , labour, reservation ka baad top post , top companies ka malik hindu 😂😂😂😂😂 lol laurbaedkar jitna BADSURAT utna dimaag bhe khali 😂
कुपोषण का शिकार मुरमुरे खाके बड़ा हुआ है "भारत के राष्ट्रपति मुरमुरे" जी 😂😂😂😂
Kon kya khata hai ye acche se pta hai sbko😂😂😂😂
@@sadiqueanwar1607 ha sahi Kaha...tbhi aisi knowledge hai...CEO kon bante h sab janate h😂😂
@@voiceofhindus3032 or ye sb kon bantey hai. rashtrapati..or chief secretary barister.. director. Or CEO CIPLA co. k kon hai malum h na.
Khair rhne do hum jahil hai ok khush...🤣🤣😁 Muskuraiye..fr v adhi dunya pr hamara hukumat h phle v tha .
@@voiceofhindus3032 tmko kya jahil anpadh log hr dharm me mil jaege..itna bhaukal mat hako...
@@sadiqueanwar1607 Baap koun hain pata kar lohh pehlehh..........!! Adha Duniya tohh thuktahh hain toom pehh.........!! Pehlehhh Baap ka religion kya tha thik sehh pata kar pehlehh
पढे गा तो बढे गा इंडिया
पप्पू को वोट देना मत भुलना 🤣
Madrasa me sirf islamic books hi pdhai jati hai😮bharat ka rashtrapati ka naam he draopodi murmu aur bhi suno bharat ka upa rashtrapati ka naam he jagdeep dhankhar
Ap ko rashtrapati aur upa rashtrp se matlab he madrasa se apko kya zarurat he han ham samvidha ke hi baat karenge apko kya matlab he madrasa se apko kya lena dena he batao😮😮😮😮
Rajpal Yadav be like : murmure mang raha hai.....😂😂😂
मुरमूरे (जो चावल का एक item है) बोलने की जगह कुरकूरे बोल देता 😂😂 ... Droupadi Murmu president of India
Bhai tera comments bhot hard
@Prophet___Pigahmmad Ayesha 6 year girl
Bhai woh gawar hai kuch bhi bol diya
Ham toh padhe likhe Hain 😂😂
Ham toh mahamahim draupadi murmu bolenge
मादर** सा का कमाल है😂😂😂
Achha abhi samajh aaya ye murmure kyu bola actually ye murmu bolne चाह raha thha
Achha hua kurkure,nahi bola😂
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I m muslim and doctor alhamdulillah..... Dono padai jaruri h...
Madarsa only gives knowledge for pass in MAIDAN-E-HASHR,
And which is important for your this life...
When your turn comes you will realize what you did...
"Indeed it's not the eyes that are blind but the hearts in their chest that grow blind"
(QURAN)
Kurkure be like :- Chalo issi bahaney Mera free mey promotion ho gaya 😂
Thank God kurkure ji nahi bola 😂🤣
मुरमुरे जी से मेरा निवेदन है ऐसे शिक्षण संस्थानों को तुरंत ताला लगवाइए 😂
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Asam me ho gaya hai
Kyo zarori hai ye janna raspati
@@HassanKhan-ti6jc bhosdike rastrpati nahi janega to gala katna janega kya suar 🤬
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Maulana Abul Kalam Azad is the first Education minister of India