I cook everything from scratch because I’m a better mom than you!!!

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  • @mamobee
    @mamobee Před měsícem +18483

    "I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂

    • @PugLover9955
      @PugLover9955 Před měsícem +32

    • @aggiev8561
      @aggiev8561 Před měsícem +153

      Better yet, for one day of food.. lol

    • @leau8041
      @leau8041 Před měsícem +17

      That’s what I was gonna say

    • @kerimebozaoglu9283
      @kerimebozaoglu9283 Před měsícem +16

      I literally came to write the same thing.

    • @TheTimTamzProject
      @TheTimTamzProject Před měsícem +68

      She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms

  • @persephonesodapop9103
    @persephonesodapop9103 Před měsícem +4700

    92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍

  • @hs5167
    @hs5167 Před 24 dny +1818

    I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the CZcams “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.

    • @gaiabeleza
      @gaiabeleza Před 21 dnem +52

      oh thank you for telling me this was a roast, I was horrified!!!!

    • @williamvega6190
      @williamvega6190 Před 20 dny

      Why she look like she has caveman feet! 😂

    • @justtubingby129
      @justtubingby129 Před 20 dny +1

      mom's?

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Před 19 dny +53

      I thought she might be real for about 3 seconds and then I realized very quickly that she's just making fun of the typical California CZcams moms 😂
      That 92 month old joke hit hard though, it's barely an exaggeration of what I've actually heard people say about their kid's age lmao
      Once a kid hits 3 months, you're done with the weeks bullshit.

    • @Wahinies
      @Wahinies Před 18 dny +8

      You literally made my day with this video and explaining it for my tired from work brain

  • @hobag11
    @hobag11 Před 25 dny +1138

    “After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂

  • @wendyg.2664
    @wendyg.2664 Před měsícem +19986

    "92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jolllyranchers
    @Jolllyranchers Před měsícem +4524

    "I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever

    • @Nastasyashanti
      @Nastasyashanti Před 29 dny +26

      Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously

    • @lobiqpidol818
      @lobiqpidol818 Před 26 dny +2

      The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.

    • @marig3784
      @marig3784 Před 25 dny

      @@lobiqpidol818huh?

    • @Author_SoftwareDesigner
      @Author_SoftwareDesigner Před 25 dny +1

      @@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrEvldreamr
      @MrEvldreamr Před 25 dny +3

      @@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that

  • @amyjeanbelk7561
    @amyjeanbelk7561 Před 12 dny +78

    "I get a little help from my friends"😂

  • @hermosohouse349
    @hermosohouse349 Před 26 dny +174

    This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!

  • @shafiqahellmy7371
    @shafiqahellmy7371 Před měsícem +7558

    She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂

    • @slavicaprodanova3225
      @slavicaprodanova3225 Před měsícem +55

      Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮

    • @Dee-xj4vk
      @Dee-xj4vk Před měsícem +57

      Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    • @MICCZECH
      @MICCZECH Před měsícem +38

      And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm Před měsícem

      @@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO

    • @TaylorAmelia
      @TaylorAmelia Před měsícem +79

      Nara smith comes to mind haha

  • @lilmorsecody
    @lilmorsecody Před měsícem +9479

    you are the effing queen of satire

    • @Gravitation3Beatles3
      @Gravitation3Beatles3 Před měsícem +9

      so true

    • @Lunayami123
      @Lunayami123 Před měsícem +8

      May i know what is "satire"

    • @sorority5018
      @sorority5018 Před měsícem +41

      ​@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic

    • @Siliphx
      @Siliphx Před měsícem +9

      Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)

    • @Griffin050A1t
      @Griffin050A1t Před měsícem +2

      This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol

  • @killerkitchen2534
    @killerkitchen2534 Před 10 dny +16

    He finally learned how to eat chicken wings, so I am proud of him
    😂😂😂

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire Před 24 dny +46

    Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done

  • @lexiwilder7295
    @lexiwilder7295 Před měsícem +1658

    “I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣

    • @keptthekisses
      @keptthekisses Před 26 dny +7

      Such a good line and very real lol 😂

    • @silverhoney6969
      @silverhoney6969 Před 26 dny +4

      The only line that was truly relatable

    • @TempleoftheSon
      @TempleoftheSon Před 22 dny +5

      Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.

  • @mikayla28682
    @mikayla28682 Před měsícem +2638

    “Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣

  • @resellerlife7424
    @resellerlife7424 Před 23 dny +30

    😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂

  • @paulaw418
    @paulaw418 Před 20 dny +13

    I love the influencer roasting!! 😂

  • @Fae_08
    @Fae_08 Před měsícem +1542

    "I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"

    • @bettyberova4131
      @bettyberova4131 Před 27 dny +26

      First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.

  • @obianujuchris579
    @obianujuchris579 Před 29 dny +1032

    Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"

    • @FirstLast-um3zp
      @FirstLast-um3zp Před 24 dny +5

      Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.

  • @AnnaM4rieMillerLite
    @AnnaM4rieMillerLite Před 27 dny +2

    im better than you sounded like you started and werent 100% sure where you were going, thats authentic humor 🤣

  • @AndrewLemmings1998
    @AndrewLemmings1998 Před 14 dny +2

    “I’m better than you” “help from my friends, lexapro and adderall” 😂😂😂

  • @thebusinesswoman23
    @thebusinesswoman23 Před měsícem +2685

    As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.

    • @JadaRavenellMakeup
      @JadaRavenellMakeup Před měsícem +70

      I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do

    • @Cookeshwari
      @Cookeshwari Před měsícem +32

      Big baby husband😂mine is same too

    • @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
      @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty Před měsícem

      You mean, like, BallerinaFarm?

    • @babusof
      @babusof Před měsícem

      “big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect

    • @kimmiewise1044
      @kimmiewise1044 Před měsícem +60

      I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids...
      Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.

  • @thatoldcrow
    @thatoldcrow Před měsícem +498

    “the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭

    • @cocoanerd17.-.
      @cocoanerd17.-. Před 24 dny

      ​@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.

    • @SaneeXD
      @SaneeXD Před 24 dny +31

      As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate

    • @SaneeXD
      @SaneeXD Před 24 dny +39

      @@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good

    • @jacobwatson3781
      @jacobwatson3781 Před 23 dny +27

      The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.

    • @starletnight2849
      @starletnight2849 Před 23 dny +23

      It’s giving “if they can’t afford bread, let them eat cake”

  • @primicerius1492
    @primicerius1492 Před 24 dny +46

    "and then I cheated on him with the gardener, tennis trainer, and yoga instructor all at the same time."

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 Před 12 dny +1

    The satire is strong with this one. "92 month old toddler." That was clever.

  • @eringray4672
    @eringray4672 Před měsícem +1508

    The Adderall line really got me!! 😂

    • @krazyoldkatlady192
      @krazyoldkatlady192 Před 29 dny +19

      Mother’s little help 2024 edition. 😂

    • @monicacannamiss9631
      @monicacannamiss9631 Před 25 dny

      Same 🤣

    • @DAdeuceeight
      @DAdeuceeight Před 25 dny +11

      Don't forget the Lexapro 😅

    • @Lock484
      @Lock484 Před 22 dny +1

      Now do another line and it'll really get you 👀🤪😂😂

    • @RCH369
      @RCH369 Před 17 dny +1

      And Lexapro. She says sooo much about what has been perpetrated against us by a government that considers Americans it's enemies. I know she was roasting some yt influenced but damn, she did way more than that. She called it how it actually is, despite the comedy.

  • @almah9703
    @almah9703 Před měsícem +190

    Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @alexibarra192
    @alexibarra192 Před 22 dny +7

    Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂

  • @cozylorae
    @cozylorae Před 19 dny +2

    I just love her sense of humor so much

  • @ErinThePsychicWitch
    @ErinThePsychicWitch Před měsícem +658

    “My other anger” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatAncientArtist
    @thatAncientArtist Před měsícem +1139

    The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️‍🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!

  • @milesgorsuch5018
    @milesgorsuch5018 Před 14 dny +4

    OMG the way I've seen so many of these videos forreal I just assumed she was serious until she said third job. The world is on fire

  • @jennifersherman7945
    @jennifersherman7945 Před 24 dny +3

    This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.

  • @user-sr2xx7zt3d
    @user-sr2xx7zt3d Před 29 dny +138

    Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮

  • @user-jy1mu7lv1u
    @user-jy1mu7lv1u Před měsícem +533

    Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂

    • @SuperJordan105
      @SuperJordan105 Před měsícem +18

      I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.

    • @JaslineXD
      @JaslineXD Před měsícem +10

      Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin

    • @suziegusti291
      @suziegusti291 Před měsícem +10

      Prozac n addy!

    • @nedalisa9469
      @nedalisa9469 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆

    • @RoundSwan
      @RoundSwan Před měsícem +6

      My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.

  • @unitedhybrid187
    @unitedhybrid187 Před 21 dnem +1

    This video caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh!

  • @kabobmeinhaddi5591
    @kabobmeinhaddi5591 Před 16 dny +1

    Is no one going to bring up the fact that she is easy on the eyes?
    And a great sense of humor to boot!!!
    Nicely done. 👏

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living Před měsícem +536

    Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch Před měsícem +1

      It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.

    • @Drawflip122
      @Drawflip122 Před 26 dny +6

      Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose

    • @MrEvldreamr
      @MrEvldreamr Před 25 dny +11

      @@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life.
      Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is

    • @Drawflip122
      @Drawflip122 Před 24 dny

      @@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 Před 24 dny

      ​@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.

  • @kenny995
    @kenny995 Před měsícem +252

    Mom I'm hungry
    You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤

    • @minimaladjacent
      @minimaladjacent Před 24 dny +2

      exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.

  • @oyonan
    @oyonan Před 18 dny +2

    Wonderful parody, I love it! Instant follow!

  • @nichole_bmx8313
    @nichole_bmx8313 Před 27 dny +1

    This swung VIOLENTLY back and forth from satire to actual happenings 😂

  • @SR77736
    @SR77736 Před 29 dny +14

    I love the humor in this. These self righteous SAHMs who look down on others need to be made fun of. Keyword is those who look down on others, not SAHMs in general before y'all get offended.

  • @atchomama123
    @atchomama123 Před měsícem +387

    As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it

    • @sandravasquez7628
      @sandravasquez7628 Před 29 dny +53

      YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-dm2tv3sr3o
      @user-dm2tv3sr3o Před 28 dny +35

      I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.

    • @TradHomemaker
      @TradHomemaker Před 28 dny

      ​@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.

    • @KhaosChilde97
      @KhaosChilde97 Před 28 dny +26

      @@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course.
      Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 Před 28 dny

      @@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.

  • @Kamiyu97
    @Kamiyu97 Před 24 dny +3

    That's funny and a good parody of what used to actually be expected from housewives 70 years ago (not anymore, right?)... And they would drink a lot, too, no wonder!

  • @kelleyschwartz5249
    @kelleyschwartz5249 Před 16 dny +1

    Perfect roast of the cosplaying tradwives😂

  • @sydnotvicious.
    @sydnotvicious. Před měsícem +64

    I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅

    • @007stopjockin
      @007stopjockin Před 29 dny +3

      Hi, who is she mocking?
      This is new to me.
      Thanks in advance.
      007

    • @weesaby774
      @weesaby774 Před 29 dny +15

      @@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife

    • @007stopjockin
      @007stopjockin Před 29 dny

      @@weesaby774 Hi!
      Thank you!
      I will check her out LoL
      007

    • @bettym1150
      @bettym1150 Před 19 dny

      Who is it she's making fun of? I'm bored and I want a laugh to see the source material.

    • @hippie_pixie420
      @hippie_pixie420 Před 7 dny

      I don't know why she's making fun of her for bring a happy stay at home mother who's husband loves her and worships the ground she walks on. Also Nara doesn't act like this the woman in the video just projecting how it makes her feel.

  • @awaitingSaint777
    @awaitingSaint777 Před měsícem +389

    They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤

    • @Transwithhands
      @Transwithhands Před měsícem +19

      Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂

    • @user-vj1sv6sd6x
      @user-vj1sv6sd6x Před měsícem +19

      So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?

    • @Ashtarot77
      @Ashtarot77 Před měsícem +12

      @@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.

    • @quin7117
      @quin7117 Před měsícem

      Really?

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios Před měsícem +11

      @@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”

  • @naaaaaaa
    @naaaaaaa Před 5 hodinami

    “I love this world” took me outtt 😂

  • @donnajenkins7862
    @donnajenkins7862 Před 57 minutami

    From the “My 92 month old toddler…” I knew this video would not disappoint! 😂

  • @crasshag
    @crasshag Před měsícem +41

    I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.

    • @Nastasyashanti
      @Nastasyashanti Před 29 dny +6

      If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮

    • @tinycatfromhell
      @tinycatfromhell Před 29 dny +2

      EW

    • @Lumosnight
      @Lumosnight Před 18 dny

      Make sure you cook him his favorite high fat food… then you’ll be a rich widow too!

    • @Jackbarrany
      @Jackbarrany Před 17 dny

      What the hell is wrong with you commenters? To be clear, not the original poster, the comments.

    • @jeryncambrah
      @jeryncambrah Před 12 dny +3

      this comment is so sweet! i'm sorry people decided to comment back such weird things to you. i for one appreciate hearing that you still love and enjoy your husband!!

  • @shandelchallice4598
    @shandelchallice4598 Před měsícem +138

    "I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious

  • @maggies9543
    @maggies9543 Před 5 dny +1

    Satire aside, that meal looks hella good 😂

  • @TheBayouBabe
    @TheBayouBabe Před 15 dny +4

    Well, when my husband wants chicken, I raise a baby chick until it's big enough to eat. Go out and butcher it myself, including plucking the feathers ect. Then I season it and fry it myself. He does have to ask several months in advance but it's made from scratch, with love and an apron! Making burgers takes alot longer though.😅😂😂

  • @13lilsykos
    @13lilsykos Před měsícem +129

    I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.

  • @triumphantpeanut5726
    @triumphantpeanut5726 Před měsícem +29

    You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator Před 2 dny

    As a lover of sarcasm, i admire both you and deadpool 🙌🏼

  • @princesskrey4200
    @princesskrey4200 Před 8 hodinami +1

    You make this world so much better🫶🏼🌹💋🌹!!

  • @kittyking5375
    @kittyking5375 Před měsícem +120

    You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂

    • @Rolandeld1999
      @Rolandeld1999 Před 27 dny +1

      No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy

    • @dianad3080
      @dianad3080 Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂

  • @RuffiRaggaMuff
    @RuffiRaggaMuff Před měsícem +154

    I love stay at home moms.
    My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢
    In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!

    • @IcedCoffeeCrush
      @IcedCoffeeCrush Před měsícem +79

      I’m glad someone on CZcams appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊

    • @RuffiRaggaMuff
      @RuffiRaggaMuff Před měsícem +41

      @@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕

    • @nds.gdspts
      @nds.gdspts Před měsícem

      ​@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.

    • @MommyMoniquex5
      @MommyMoniquex5 Před měsícem +70

      Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 Před měsícem +25

      My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.

  • @Mariam_xo13
    @Mariam_xo13 Před 6 dny +2

    Why did I go and search up how many years are in 92 months because I don’t feel like thinking rn 😂😂

  • @Schmantilein
    @Schmantilein Před měsícem +338

    Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊

    • @sarahwales6276
      @sarahwales6276 Před měsícem +16

      Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.

    • @suzs3770
      @suzs3770 Před měsícem +2

      @sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??

    • @sarahwales6276
      @sarahwales6276 Před měsícem

      @@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...

    • @AnonymousPerson-hw7js
      @AnonymousPerson-hw7js Před měsícem +4

      This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤

    • @hadesisbaby
      @hadesisbaby Před měsícem +1

      @@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people

  • @cheryljohnson6448
    @cheryljohnson6448 Před měsícem +31

    Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂

  • @jaradaniels9289
    @jaradaniels9289 Před 5 dny +1

    She's too funny. Also gorgeous

  • @NanersCooks11
    @NanersCooks11 Před 5 dny

    This is so funny! You imitate her perfectly!🤣😂

  • @mirofeya
    @mirofeya Před měsícem +139

    Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!

    • @blackharvest13
      @blackharvest13 Před měsícem +4

      Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke

  • @Jilly_mr
    @Jilly_mr Před měsícem +112

    Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!

  • @jdprettynails
    @jdprettynails Před dnem

    “I put on my finest ballgown”
    I love it

  • @skipperbee
    @skipperbee Před 26 dny +1

    You forgot the blank stare and smile while stirring at a weird angle. Other than that, this satire is so good🤣

  • @h00Lia
    @h00Lia Před měsícem +12

    i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best

  • @Mariam.me_
    @Mariam.me_ Před měsícem +52

    Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️

  • @tahjirithrower8824
    @tahjirithrower8824 Před 25 dny +1

    “Sometimes it’s hard to make everything from scratch, but I do get some help from my two friends lex pro and adderrall” 💀💀💀

  • @marcelbelleville5751
    @marcelbelleville5751 Před 4 dny

    ✋😂🤣 THIS IS THE BEST! "Because...I'm better than you."

  • @victoriamyst4742
    @victoriamyst4742 Před měsícem +11

    😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)

  • @mothgames9466
    @mothgames9466 Před měsícem +10

    I don’t understand why people hate her so much? Bc she cooks?

    • @v6valkyrie
      @v6valkyrie Před měsícem +3

      I don’t either. Like why is it always women that are hating in this manner? She doesn’t even cook like that all the time, she just records the times she does and has amazing and realistic recipes. And she’s not even a SAHM or trad wife, she’s a working model lol.

  • @leah__gail
    @leah__gail Před 2 dny

    “I get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Adderall.” 😂😂 Subscribed!

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 Před 21 dnem +1

    Made me laugh several times. I fed 3people on $35/wk. Back then made cheese and milked goats,had hens, homeschooled and worked in nursing. Originated messy bun. Never worried about makeup. Life is for loving, laughing and buying stuff on markdowns

  • @vanessawilliams5599
    @vanessawilliams5599 Před měsícem +10

    💀😭 dressed up barefoot in the kitchen spitting obvious LOGIC

  • @Garden0f0rchids
    @Garden0f0rchids Před 7 hodinami

    “Help from my friends, lexa pro and adderall” LMAO😭😭

  • @juliafisher5844
    @juliafisher5844 Před 20 dny +1

    She's so funny .. very good 😂

  • @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh
    @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh Před měsícem +17

    I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!

  • @proper.role.model.819
    @proper.role.model.819 Před měsícem +15

    Love that youre calling these people out.

  • @rachelleighanne4381
    @rachelleighanne4381 Před 4 dny

    Laughing bc I’ve seen the videos you’re making fun of and this is spot on 😂

  • @JimmyCrackorn
    @JimmyCrackorn Před 16 dny

    The levels to this! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 Peak comic sarcasm! A lot of feelings are going to be hurt by this one 😂

  • @Kindnessisnotweakness
    @Kindnessisnotweakness Před měsícem +24

    I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!

  • @Bbhehe
    @Bbhehe Před měsícem +7

    Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time

  • @KambyTales
    @KambyTales Před 26 dny

    😂😂😂 y'all! I love the Jokes I've been seeing on the lady. Harmless and fun

  • @aishwariyaabhaskaran6625
    @aishwariyaabhaskaran6625 Před 13 hodinami

    This is roasting on another level😂😂😂

  • @Tigrinnaful
    @Tigrinnaful Před měsícem +5

    Haha the psychotic smile to the camera while chopping 😂😂❤

  • @Robbie_LeMeow
    @Robbie_LeMeow Před měsícem +28

    Woman, you are FUNNY! 😂❤

  • @precioussimonee333
    @precioussimonee333 Před 29 dny

    “because i’m better than YOU” that was super direct and you’re right lmaoooo

  • @atherton7662
    @atherton7662 Před 29 dny

    I can't help but laugh every single time he breaks something! It never gets old. I'm like a toddler giggling at peekaboo-no matter how many times he does it, it still cracks me up. Keep breaking those sticks dude

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm Před měsícem +16

    Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch!
    (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)

    • @Sjfyy_
      @Sjfyy_ Před 29 dny +9

      Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm Před 29 dny +5

      @@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.

    • @staceyfleurime8309
      @staceyfleurime8309 Před 29 dny +4

      @@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.

    • @angelbbkira
      @angelbbkira Před 29 dny +2

      It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows

  • @SurlyMiss
    @SurlyMiss Před měsícem +7

    Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤

    • @l-_-ls
      @l-_-ls Před měsícem +1

      Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.

    • @YamaraLoves
      @YamaraLoves Před měsícem

      5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks Před 24 dny +1

      ​@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them

  • @alise12300
    @alise12300 Před 26 dny

    This had me cackling 😂

  • @miriamlevenson9430
    @miriamlevenson9430 Před 15 dny

    “my other anger” LMAOOOO

  • @caroljackson4673
    @caroljackson4673 Před měsícem +61

    Nara is so inspirational she had every one doing a trend of her ❤

    • @Kojic414
      @Kojic414 Před měsícem +18

      This is true. I don’t watch Nara’s content, but I see her everywhere. I love Blair, but I knew instantly she was imitating Nara. You must admit the Satire is a bit on point.

    • @Justic3PourTous
      @Justic3PourTous Před měsícem +46

      I’ve seen so many yt women on the internet making videos mocking Nara. They are jealous & triggered by her
      They never mock The Ballerina Farm.

    • @catsrus-es9eu
      @catsrus-es9eu Před měsícem +37

      Nara is an inspiration. They mad she beautiful and has that super hot husband.

    • @TheLoveweaver
      @TheLoveweaver Před měsícem +10

      ​@Justic3PourTous , cut it out. Many women of various races, including black women have done so.

    • @miranda9226
      @miranda9226 Před měsícem

      @@Justic3PourTous???? this has nothing to do with her race lol. she makes ridiculous tone deaf videos, that’s why people make fun of her.

  • @shelovesgaming
    @shelovesgaming Před měsícem +16

    I LOVE THIS YOU ARE STUNNING

  • @retrovertido
    @retrovertido Před 3 dny

    "I took my *a perfect beat* other anger out"- fantastically done 👏👏👏!

  • @MOODRING_96
    @MOODRING_96 Před 28 dny

    I thought this was dead serious at first you really got me with this 😂😂

  • @Shenzi_Volkov
    @Shenzi_Volkov Před měsícem +3

    Oh my GAWD that pink dress was EVERYTHING

  • @SpasperMuffin
    @SpasperMuffin Před měsícem +4

    Girl! you are hilarious! 😂 your toooo true humor makes my day!❤