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  • @excessorizeme
    @excessorizeme  Před rokem +564

    ➡ WATCH - Day in the Life Finding Cool Tech/EDC - czcams.com/video/1LvIxc5cXDc/video.html
    🛒 IN ORDER SHOWN:
    1. HiTex Chip bit.ly/3GfosaQ
    2. Magnus Turtle Zirc - bit.ly/3ZkJr4E
    3. Jho Knives Jokr - bit.ly/3VQ25yA

    • @FabeardulousKnucks
      @FabeardulousKnucks Před rokem +16

      @@baddogentertainment6960 the chip and the slider are both made in really small batches by very small companies. They simply don’t have the capacity to make enough to NOT sell out right away, let alone have enough for a global storefront like Amazon, that would also dig into the small companies profits. It ain’t perfect, but it’s how it has to be done sometimes.

    • @Whity9823
      @Whity9823 Před rokem +6

      ​@@FabeardulousKnucks can you check tell me the price of turtle one

    • @FabeardulousKnucks
      @FabeardulousKnucks Před rokem

      @@Whity9823 check the link in OP’s comment above

    • @pixelthec
      @pixelthec Před rokem +5

      @@FabeardulousKnucks yeah sure that's why they are like $300+

    • @Whity9823
      @Whity9823 Před rokem

      @@pixelthec damn too much fore to afford

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial Před rokem +14954

    just imagine the knife opening at the wrong time 😅

    • @Abishek629
      @Abishek629 Před rokem +788

      Mcfingers

    • @eaar
      @eaar Před rokem +83

      @@Abishek629 lmao

    • @dmdjr721
      @dmdjr721 Před rokem +150

      That’s the game😈

    • @rokorokero
      @rokorokero Před rokem +184

      That's all I can think about. Russian fidget spinner

    • @Dominicanito6
      @Dominicanito6 Před rokem +31

      It has a pretty strong detent. I e had mine for years and Ive never had it deploy by accident

  • @maximilianl4453
    @maximilianl4453 Před rokem +7594

    Business rule number one: You can sell everything for +200 dollars if you call it tactical

    • @Ivansky1
      @Ivansky1 Před rokem +116

      English Rule Number One: Learn The Definition Of Words!!!!!
      That’s *NOT* Business, That’s *MARKETING!!!!!*

    • @WhiteWhistleBondrewd
      @WhiteWhistleBondrewd Před rokem +357

      ​@@Ivansky1 Marketing Is a type of business, isn't It?

    • @darwinthecomedian
      @darwinthecomedian Před rokem

      Tactical coochie

    • @intothefrayyo
      @intothefrayyo Před rokem +25

      ​@@WhiteWhistleBondrewd 🤣😭

    • @WishlistDreamBBQ
      @WishlistDreamBBQ Před rokem +119

      ​@@Ivansky1 good job. No one cares.

  • @FergusDerpson
    @FergusDerpson Před rokem +29

    Bro is selling 2$ Ali express items for 500$ lmao

  • @Corvus__
    @Corvus__ Před rokem +1218

    I wonder how much that turtle shel is... 🤔
    Edit: About $200!? YIKES! 😬

    • @urgneos
      @urgneos Před rokem +40

      not even about 200, it's 247$ if you get it right from the website

    • @neelhinge9712
      @neelhinge9712 Před rokem +24

      Its a bit overvalued in my opinion

    • @jablinski_time
      @jablinski_time Před rokem +107

      I got something in pants that I can play with all day for free, why do I need these

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ Před rokem +30

      @@jablinski_time Not in public!😬

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof Před rokem +29

      Woh there guy, you forgot the "tactical" adds an every 180$ to the value

  • @thekoalat
    @thekoalat Před rokem +4082

    His voice….
    “Hello everyone, this is yooour daily dose of internet.”

  • @SussyBakaAmongUsMoyai
    @SussyBakaAmongUsMoyai Před rokem +253

    Plays with spinner*
    *Finger flies away casually*

    • @astromeo3467
      @astromeo3467 Před rokem +11

      *WABAAM* Finger suddenly disappears 💀

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT Před rokem +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT Před rokem +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT Před rokem +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @jablinski_time
      @jablinski_time Před rokem +3

      I got something in pants that I can play with all day for free, why do I need these

  • @SWdoughboy313_55
    @SWdoughboy313_55 Před rokem +383

    Bro shot a courier in the head for that chip💀💀

    • @itrysometimes9484
      @itrysometimes9484 Před rokem +33

      From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck.

    • @Hue5366
      @Hue5366 Před rokem +26

      “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start. *bang*”

    • @mishael8631
      @mishael8631 Před rokem +12

      the courier is alive, btw. I saw him entering House’s casino

    • @Matityahu-the-God
      @Matityahu-the-God Před rokem +6

      Ring a ding ding baby

    • @infinitebeats6444
      @infinitebeats6444 Před 10 měsíci +3

      The man in the checkered suit

  • @theswarmsquad3606
    @theswarmsquad3606 Před 10 měsíci +34

    Bro got the platinum chip for real

  • @S3MTX
    @S3MTX Před rokem +1687

    I wanna hear this guy’s real personality this is so obviously fake lol

    • @didyouvent8068
      @didyouvent8068 Před rokem +14

      Hi there I was wondering what you think jumping on geography and history created.

    • @ocnarf40
      @ocnarf40 Před rokem +76

      There is an idea of an EXEZZORISE ME
      Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him
      Only an entity-- something illusory.
      And though he can hide on his fake accent...
      and you can watch his content and his channel grow...
      and maybe you can even sense some fun on his gadgets,
      He simply is not there.

    • @ZEROxLAG
      @ZEROxLAG Před rokem +10

      Haven’t watched his videos in a long time but he definitely sounds different, more mellow and shit. I think he smokes weed now 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @ermdave
      @ermdave Před rokem +7

      @@didyouvent8068 what

    • @bobsburgers8109
      @bobsburgers8109 Před rokem +2

      @@ocnarf40 what huh

  • @Cam_LDN
    @Cam_LDN Před rokem +1084

    There's nothing wrong with getting additional help as the channel grows but he'd be more accepted and liked if he showed his own personality rather than mimic the way you talk; it's painful to listen to.

  • @blackfox9747
    @blackfox9747 Před rokem +57

    Bro got the platinum chip 💀💀💀 mr house ain't going to let that slide

    • @christianletzerich6523
      @christianletzerich6523 Před rokem

      Nah dawg that’s a vinderbuck💀💀

    • @xy7rux
      @xy7rux Před 10 měsíci +1

      Nahhhh bro he planning to take over the strip with Yes Man

  • @nikolasperez7745
    @nikolasperez7745 Před rokem +26

    Dudes got the platinum chip

  • @somecuntxxx
    @somecuntxxx Před rokem +143

    Wanted a nice chunk of metal in my hands I would pick up a goddamn coin

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat Před rokem +2

      on god, bro i just throw my coin purse whenever im bored

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 Před rokem

      @@iaintdoinallat purse huh? what are the coins for? to pay the men you suck?

    • @who.needs.a.username612
      @who.needs.a.username612 Před 8 měsíci

      why not a atomic bomb?

  • @phantoker
    @phantoker Před rokem +9

    "Grandpa, how did you lose your finger if you weren't in the war?"
    Granpa:

  • @Skully8998
    @Skully8998 Před rokem +78

    I'm disappointed that there was no turtle, and my day is ruined. Good day sir. I said good day!

  • @mischievoustothemarrow
    @mischievoustothemarrow Před 10 měsíci +7

    bro got the platinum chip 💀💀

  • @xxiielhazarothpagangrinder4260

    "nothing feels better than this metal in your hand"
    A woman definitely does.

    • @yomatasaki
      @yomatasaki Před rokem +1

      Or a nice penor

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 Před rokem +2

      I can think of a lot of things my hands would rather touch than metal

    • @UserXtremE
      @UserXtremE Před 9 měsíci

      Bro why does this only have 15 likes

  • @Cacodominus6969
    @Cacodominus6969 Před rokem +47

    How much it COSTS and how much it’s worth are two completely different things lol

    • @joshuauriarte452
      @joshuauriarte452 Před rokem +3

      More then you make in 2 weeks. The coin 200 for a small thing of titanium even tho a thing that small is like $5 of titanium. and the knife 200 and the slider 165

    • @imstupidbut
      @imstupidbut Před rokem +10

      @@joshuauriarte452 who makes less than $100 a week?

    • @TheMalteseFury
      @TheMalteseFury Před rokem

      They’re like $250 it’s insane

    • @TheMalteseFury
      @TheMalteseFury Před rokem +1

      @@joshuauriarte452 umm, what third world country are you living in 😂 who on earth isn’t making more than $200 in a whole fortnight??

    • @Xry76
      @Xry76 Před rokem

      ​@@joshuauriarte452 go with your ego boost somewhere else clown

  • @braindeadgaming808
    @braindeadgaming808 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Bro is going to walk the whole Nevada desert to get that chip

    • @rowdynibe4481
      @rowdynibe4481 Před 10 měsíci

      Bros gonna have to decide between a robot, billionaire, george buschs america, or roman empire

  • @KAIDAKING
    @KAIDAKING Před 9 měsíci +1

    “Checks all the boxes”
    Safety:

  • @Bamdamboom-nc1fq
    @Bamdamboom-nc1fq Před rokem +75

    Speaking of turtles…

    • @marshits1120
      @marshits1120 Před rokem +2

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jackm8206
      @jackm8206 Před rokem

      lmaoo

    • @ft.akaiiii
      @ft.akaiiii Před rokem

      Lmfaooooooo

    • @jackrabit07209
      @jackrabit07209 Před rokem +1

      I don't get it but imma laugh too
      Lmfaoooo

    • @marshits1120
      @marshits1120 Před rokem +4

      @@jackrabit07209 I don't know if you said it sarcastically lol but I'll still explain:
      Because in the video they mention the "turtle shell" and because the dude talks slow like a turtle, that's why "speaking of turtles"

  • @QuanBaby43G
    @QuanBaby43G Před 10 měsíci +1

    🤣if the turtle tripled as a fidget spinner i was sold

  • @prinzessinderverurteilung

    lol why them all facebook groups cant you provide some legit amazon links?

  • @jesseholmin8528
    @jesseholmin8528 Před rokem +8

    The Platinum Chip!

  • @rizoasf26
    @rizoasf26 Před rokem +3

    My heart jumped to my throat when he pulled that "WABAAM."

  • @butterfly.boujee
    @butterfly.boujee Před rokem +12

    i dont know how much you paid but i definitely know how much it's worth

    • @pnash1000
      @pnash1000 Před 10 měsíci +1

      How much?

    • @butterfly.boujee
      @butterfly.boujee Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@pnash1000 very little was the joke

    • @pnash1000
      @pnash1000 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@butterfly.boujee oh ok I see, thank you

  • @annoyingpizzacreations9983

    Me just imagining the knife opening when i am spinning it 💀

  • @MrStoyan5
    @MrStoyan5 Před rokem +22

    Here bro, have some coffee ☕️
    It’ll help you wake up a little bit

  • @k.sattarhazi8166
    @k.sattarhazi8166 Před rokem +3

    My man here is collecting small fidgets like he is in some INCEPTION movie and shit.

  • @felixgamingboiiii3597
    @felixgamingboiiii3597 Před rokem +1

    This guy sounds like daily dose of the internet if he stayed up at 3 am

  • @EverlastingEclipses
    @EverlastingEclipses Před rokem +23

    just talk like you normally say!!! we will love you the way you are

  • @Seagullible_
    @Seagullible_ Před rokem +3

    “Officer it’s just my spinn- SURPRISE”

  • @practicalice3799
    @practicalice3799 Před 8 měsíci

    "How did he died"
    "Fidged Spinner"

  • @josesaldana2624
    @josesaldana2624 Před rokem +1

    The last one got me tweaking

  • @sancheznish8285
    @sancheznish8285 Před rokem +7

    How much it’s worth and how much you paid are certainly two different things, the price of anything is just whatever people will pay, the worth is usually more of a sentimental thing these days, or resale value

  • @quintonrichards4805
    @quintonrichards4805 Před rokem +4

    Finally a Magnus Slider!

  • @Azures69
    @Azures69 Před 10 měsíci +1

    When the quite kid go online shopping :

  • @obnikgaming3987
    @obnikgaming3987 Před rokem +18

    Literally, He posted This At 2 Am 👽

    • @Luka-Noctiluka
      @Luka-Noctiluka Před rokem +1

      You know he lives in Canada, right?

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Před rokem

      @@Luka-Noctiluka No ! I didn't know that as CZcams recommend me this video, I

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Před rokem

      @@Luka-Noctiluka It's 2:40 Am Here !

    • @Doom-hd9of
      @Doom-hd9of Před rokem

      It's cuz of time zones

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Před rokem

      @@Doom-hd9of I know that, but I didn't know that he lives in Canada

  • @dennylafoss
    @dennylafoss Před rokem +25

    Just tell us to unsub if listening to this guy is the future of this channel

  • @itsOnlyPIYUSH
    @itsOnlyPIYUSH Před 11 měsíci

    That Fidget Spinner is a Concealed Weapon...! 😂

  • @fun_g
    @fun_g Před rokem +6

    Bruv, U don't gotta mimic the other guy u gotta make ur own style cuz I'm sure u def got it..👍

  • @MrAcadjura
    @MrAcadjura Před rokem +13

    Stop with this voice dude!!! Cmon!!! U do it intentionally right!

  • @PokerOfNorway
    @PokerOfNorway Před 11 měsíci +1

    I dont know the price tag, but i know how much its worth

  • @abhinayreddy7146
    @abhinayreddy7146 Před 10 měsíci +1

    So that turtle is faster than me ?? 😂😂

  • @MiloLeppanen
    @MiloLeppanen Před rokem +3

    cool but...199€ GODDAM EUROS

  • @slimaninabil93350
    @slimaninabil93350 Před rokem +6

    Bro the new voice throw me off so badly the old one was so deep it was actually as satisfying as the fidgets themselves

  • @akshatthakur9219
    @akshatthakur9219 Před 10 měsíci

    Walking into a fight with only a fidget spinner 🗿

  • @jasonjacobs4155
    @jasonjacobs4155 Před 9 měsíci

    That poker chip had me like, “ Truth is game was rigged from the start.”

  • @Mush-Shroomy
    @Mush-Shroomy Před rokem +7

    Y’all it’s been a while since this new guy came on the channel and like get over it lol. He’s here to stay and until he finds his own style, nothing wrong with copying the OG. chill out comment section

  • @HH-zr1iu
    @HH-zr1iu Před rokem +4

    The voice is not it

  • @webtoonvid
    @webtoonvid Před 10 měsíci +1

    Death by fidget spinner

  • @chingambit88
    @chingambit88 Před 9 měsíci

    That transition at the beginning was smooth af

  • @demeter-the-great
    @demeter-the-great Před rokem +6

    I wasn’t a fan of new guy originally because I’d prefer he found his own style, but these comments are becoming borderline obsessive about it. Chill, it’s clearly not going to change anything. If you gotta go, well, go. Leave homie be.
    Also: Whabam.

    • @freistergaard8444
      @freistergaard8444 Před rokem +2

      Ikr people need to chill, like hes gottwn way better already since his first appearance

  • @jonathandy727
    @jonathandy727 Před rokem +7

    You sound different here

    • @Grass_Muncher
      @Grass_Muncher Před rokem

      Cos it's someone else

    • @Sovietycii
      @Sovietycii Před rokem +1

      @@Grass_Muncher it isnt hes copyign someones voice

  • @twicenightley
    @twicenightley Před 8 měsíci

    "Check out this fidget spinner. Then, WHAPAM!"
    My brain: "Now spin it"

  • @ice_flame7043
    @ice_flame7043 Před rokem

    POV your spinning it and the blade comes out “ no more hands”

  • @freistergaard8444
    @freistergaard8444 Před rokem +5

    So we all know that the way he talka is kinda weird, but its getting way better tbh and this one is by far the best and most natural sounding vid so far, ill ive it like a month or two before i make my final judgementand i think yall whos been hating him should too

  • @boompow7468
    @boompow7468 Před rokem +5

    Hey guy this is your daily dose of internet, look at these cool fidget spinners

  • @tobennaokoli4450
    @tobennaokoli4450 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Feels like a lot of finger-lost lawsuits gonna come out of that fidget spinner 😅

  • @mraihan7400
    @mraihan7400 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That's considered a normal regular spinner in london

  • @FNiso
    @FNiso Před rokem +4

    saw this when it was posted 22 minutes ago

  • @Shadowbandit
    @Shadowbandit Před rokem +7

    The daily dose of internet style voice ain't it.

  • @Theluckypandas
    @Theluckypandas Před rokem +1

    How much does the turtle cost??🐢

  • @I_love_traps_but_Im_not_gay
    @I_love_traps_but_Im_not_gay Před 8 měsíci +1

    Fidget spinners in London:

  • @Firewalk368
    @Firewalk368 Před 9 měsíci +1

    If only that chip was platinum

  • @Gdf353bgy
    @Gdf353bgy Před rokem +3

    I think this has been the only instance where a guys voice made me all out unsub. It's kindof rediculous. This isn't even his fault bc if the OG guy recognizes that this is an issue, he should've fixed it wayyy long ago. Shame on both parts tbh.

  • @LukeS42
    @LukeS42 Před rokem +5

    The new guy is getting a lot better, especially the whabam, keep it up

  • @brotherspotpie8353
    @brotherspotpie8353 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “Nothing feels better than nice a chunk of metal in your hands”
    $200 cash does 💀

  • @engma7549
    @engma7549 Před 7 měsíci

    *I was expecting the turtle to run.*

  • @lewislake5128
    @lewislake5128 Před rokem +47

    The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

  • @carsonhowell9746
    @carsonhowell9746 Před rokem +15

    The waffle house has found its new host

  • @Onemessageforever
    @Onemessageforever Před rokem +1

    That turtle ( TURTLE)

  • @somefurryuwu1224
    @somefurryuwu1224 Před 10 měsíci

    This guy sounds like he is constantly trying to suppress the urge to sing

  • @NoSignofSanity
    @NoSignofSanity Před 7 měsíci

    That transition was DAMN smooth

  • @princedoge4586
    @princedoge4586 Před 10 měsíci

    *opens knife*
    *spins it in hand*
    This is exactly what I needed

  • @DookaDaMuS
    @DookaDaMuS Před 8 měsíci +1

    If temu had a voice this would be it 😅

  • @CloneBiker
    @CloneBiker Před rokem

    Some turtles are surprisingly fast

  • @RabbitWithFeathers
    @RabbitWithFeathers Před 8 měsíci

    The editing is the smoothest I’ve seen on CZcams shorts!

  • @jwhite716.
    @jwhite716. Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lost me at the spinner 😂😂😂

  • @PartyHatBoi
    @PartyHatBoi Před rokem

    "the third one is really good for fidgeting in class"

  • @wdas3063
    @wdas3063 Před rokem

    "WaBAM" Had me off guard

  • @NoPhotoProfile
    @NoPhotoProfile Před 7 měsíci

    Imagine spinning the spinner so fast and opening the knife accidentally

  • @k0ts0s_s89
    @k0ts0s_s89 Před rokem +1

    "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

  • @Ongomar
    @Ongomar Před rokem

    Imagine getting shanked by a fidget spinner you’d never be able to face the afterlife

  • @SkinTheif
    @SkinTheif Před rokem

    Mr House: yeahh, I think I'm going to need that back now buddy.

  • @benji5839
    @benji5839 Před 8 měsíci

    instructions unclear, ive cut off my hand

  • @kyplys3695
    @kyplys3695 Před rokem +1

    You already know someones gonna try to spin it with the knife out

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity Před 10 měsíci +1

    *Knife Inventor:* I’m going to place a razor sharp knife on a fidget spinner
    *Manufacturer:* so like with a safety blade mechanism?
    *Knife Inventor:* 💀

  • @danraz0ralice340
    @danraz0ralice340 Před rokem

    Give me your money!! *whips a fidget spinner*.

  • @Bouvier839
    @Bouvier839 Před rokem +2

    This is exactly what we need. More things to annoy the people around us.

    • @Zeeangelofdeath
      @Zeeangelofdeath Před rokem

      Maybe stop worrying what annoys people you don’t know.
      Sounds like you are the one who gets annoyed easily.

  • @Danielle_Ledesma
    @Danielle_Ledesma Před 9 měsíci

    god: “howd you die?”
    me: “i was playing with my fidget spinner. 😔”

  • @Ace_UE
    @Ace_UE Před rokem

    That poker chip is REALLY nice

  • @jovakhiin
    @jovakhiin Před 7 měsíci

    “Oi mate, how ya gonna wet me up wit a fidget spinner bruv”
    “Easily mate”
    *whips out the blade*

  • @Guy_that_exists
    @Guy_that_exists Před 9 měsíci

    "dont worry its just a fidget spinner"

  • @beercansam2304
    @beercansam2304 Před 7 měsíci

    We not going to talk about the knife being in the back to school kit 💀

  • @S-G-zm3uu
    @S-G-zm3uu Před rokem

    Youd best get ready, the mailman is coming back for that chip

  • @Maartun
    @Maartun Před 10 měsíci

    That spinning knife is awesome!

  • @oflafoflaf4763
    @oflafoflaf4763 Před 7 měsíci

    A weaponized fidget spinner

  • @wishpaw8529
    @wishpaw8529 Před 10 měsíci

    "So how did you lose your finger?"
    ``I was playing with my fidget spinner.``