The Sopranos - Gualtieri-Moltisanti wars: Paying the tabs
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Paulie and Christopher wanted to hurt each other.....They compromised...They killed the waiter instead
Paulie wanted to fuck a woman. He compromised - he fucked himself to save a little money
Charles Schwabb over here
Hahah im literally cracking up with these comments. 😆🤣
To them, a fistful of cents is worth more than a gallon of waiter blood.
Paulie wanted grilled cheese , he compromised , he sniffed Adrianas parties instead
Nothing like bonding over a spontaneous homicide.
Wha spontaneous? It was an inevitablinity. That little chump shoulda been happy with the pennies we give him, as soon as he waved that bill, he was assured a first class ticket outta New Jersey.
Best comment on here
Charmingly Cynical he jumped out the kitchen with a chainsaw
He had a right to defend himself
The waiter... whatever happened there...
@Charmingly Cynical With a chainsaw. Jumped straight out of a tree.
It’s touching that the murder of a hard working waiter brought these two back together and allowed them to bury the hatchet. David Chase really knew how to tug on your heart strings 😢
Sharing a common enemy provides unity.
@@anon4932
😂
W.B. Jones
Lol
Albert Menendez especially a table full of Italian men in custom suits who pay in cash only
A deaf waiter.
$1184 breakdown
Dinner for the crew: $675
Enough lobster rolls for Ginny: $509
@@avae5343 what song it is?
@@avae5343 thanks
Bahahahaha 😂
Take: $1184
Crew cut: $675
Chris's cut: that's my money paulie
Paulie's cut: lost his appetite
That's a very hurtful remark.
Borko: *posts daily*
HBO: He's still going this prick!!!
Aren’t they supposed to have copyrights strikes for this kinda thing?
@@nigerianprincewithaids it’s because Borko is a made guy.
@@nigerianprincewithaids it was amongst the bs copyright rules no one follows, there was nothing we could do, borko was a made guy and hbo wasnt, some real copyright shit.
@@ham5483 hbo is nothing but a glorified entertainment network
But Borko is a made guy you don't fuck with him
Paulies a genious! Found a cure for epilepsy!
Shoot the guy in the haaaat!
Chrissy...Hes fucked up!
Your not a genius
@@iraboss6691 yes he is. He found the cure
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"That was a good story damn it"
Dont worry Vito, finn has a better one to tell.
He was gay, Vito Spatafore?
I’m tellin ya right now. Our bottom line’s impacted
I was here, it's a joke!
@@ShiddyKongI know Vitos bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to.
He was having low blood sugar
Best "OH!" of the show 3:16
No, the best one was from Silvio after Paulie called him a wormy little cocksuckaa
@@LukeHarold followed by the collective OH's after the kid said fuck you Santa
Nah best Oh is that Italian mafia boss's after Tony made an offer for Furio
No , the best oh is when paulie calls silvio a wormy cocksucker
OHHHHHHHHH
Christopher had a good heart unlike Paulie and most the other characters. He kept his word with Paulie and kept the Russian “interior decorator” dilemma quiet with tony. Paulie was polar opposite , betrayed at any opportunity. Exposed others to get the extra love from Tony. Lapdog snake.
Chris thinks he's a good man but Paulie knows he's not and is troubled by it. Neither are good men.
How many betrayals can I take?
no one on that show had a good heart, just different degrees of awful...
Steven Wenstrom Meadow and Bobby had a good heart. AJ probably did too, he was just a dumb kid
@Albert Menendez Can't. He's too busy being a coward and a traitor. Don't blame him though. It's just in his nature. Pinkman playing rat patrol
"Life's too short Chrissy'
Especially if you're a waiter it seems
One of them coulda got hurt!
"We'll split the tab" = I'll give you half of your own money back that I stole from the waiters corpse lol
Paulie : Give me 860 dollars.
Chrissy : 860 more?
Paulie : 860 dollars.
Don’t give me the maloik
deh boss mahney?
UP IN THE CLUB
no bitch to me
@@doblejota9651 no bitchin* to me
Nothing like killing a waiter to bring friends back together 🥰
#JustMobsterThings
That waiter should have got a tip for that 😂
For the record that waiter was a victim of a hit and run
@@caseyfalconer7347 He got a tip alright...a fucking hollow tip to the chest.
@@blackvillain4479lmfao 🤣
This show could be really heartfelt & sweet at times, like how Chrissy & Paulie bonded over the vicious murder of that waiter.
One of them could of gotten hurt!
@@Hatemode_NJor even killed for Christ sake
The fact Paulie was gonna charge points on a couple of hundred dollars on Christopher was absolutely priceless
HBO: :"$860, that's what you owe from last night."
Borko: "I only got like $100 on me."
HBO: "Then get the rest by tomorrow, or you start paying copyright strikes"
3:15 is the greatest "Oooooooohhhh" in Sopranos history
Nothing will ever top Sopranos. It's in an elite league of it's own. I never feel I'm watching a 'tv show' I've always been able to suspend my disbelief. Superb acting all around. What a masterpiece.
Oooowwhhh .... What about the Mexican Soap Operas ?
Borko's little favourite.
@@willnailer2118 those are shit compared to the Brazilians
breaking bad only comes close
The wire
@jamesjoe1690 breaking bad IS better, its more extreme and wilder.
Paulie's got to be the most insecure person on the team xd
To be fair, he was one of the very few, if not the only one, who actually survived at the end.
“That’s myyyy moneeeey poliiiiii” 😂😂
A waiter serves a table of men who run up an expensive tab, waiter walks out of the restaurant because there's no tip. Whodunit?
Two black guys 😉
@Tom Jerry I got the mouth of a statue, nigga.
Actually, there was a tip. About $16 I believe. However, I think he just expected a bigger one because the tab was so high.
God bless everyone.
2020 will be remembered for 2 things, the global pandemic for sure, but first and foremost these awesome sopranos uploads that we look forward to every day.
Covid-19?
TIGERWOODSBOYFRIEND hehe
Historically carmine always said the coronavirus is nothing more than a glorified flu
give it a rest with that fuckin shit would ya
3:15 is the greatest OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in the series' history lmao
can confirm
The bill was 1184.00. Including alcohol and taxes 20% tip would be $236.80. 15% $177.60. Chrissy left $ 16.00 tip. about 1.5%.
It's a nice restaurant why doesn't it pay its waiters a decent wage ? Personally I never tip.
@@kukuV.3douche bag
@@TonyEggg I'll have you know I'm European and tipping goes against everything I stand for
I'm European too living in Canada and every fucking time it's.almost like.they demand the tip everytime I tell them it's your employer job to pay u ur wage not mine I don't believe in tipping if you wanna.make a decent living u can do other jobs fuck this tipping bullshit
@@TonyEgggit’s only an American Canadian and all other places like Hawaii etc in Europe Asia Africa Australia South America don’t tip for the sake of it if a waiter has done more than is expected of a decent waiter than we may give tips but it’s optional you Americans reward bad behavior good behavior doesn’t matter for you but where I’m from we don’t we treat people and good get good service and if we feel they have earnt something extra we may were never obligated expected or hassled your system doesn’t work bosses pay their staff less so that the people the boss is catering to customers feel pity and tip it’s a really disgusting practice and loophole pay people the standard wage and be done with involuntary tips weren’t you guys supposed to be the land of the free hahahah
2:31 Paulie's face when he says "Excuse me?" Fucking hilarious. LOL
I honestly think paulie really liked Christopher lol and vice versa. You wouldn’t fight nearly to the death with someone and hangout with them CONSTANTLY if you didn’t enjoy their company lmao.
They really complemented each other.
@@DestructionOfRome shooting Mikey was a bonding experience.
@@sundownsupper7409 also getting stuck in the woods with that interior decorator.
obviously they were secretly in love with each other
That waiter- it’s sad when they go young like that
WHEN THEY GO?
Paulie's face when Christopher said "you get it, I got the last one" is priceless😂
Messiah Of Evil is incredible
“What?! I lost my appetite!” Always kills me😂
The restaurant payment story line was just pure gold.
Brilliant had you totally invested in them two n bam a non read the room waiter 😂 the irony is subtle but hilarious
"One of us could've got hurt or even killed"
That waiter was no joke i heard he killed 16 lobsters the guy was a fisherman or something
I swear these two needed their own spin off..... Would of been very successful and intriguing
Apparently Janice and Bobby were gonna have their own spin off as a 30 minute comedy.
I would have preferred a Junior, Bobby & Murf show.
3:15 Paulie's best "oooooh"
That David chase perfectly complements one of the more gruesome and unjust murders on the series with such a genuinely heart warming scene is what makes the Sopranos such an amazing show.
David Chase also wants us to ignore their killing of an innocent working family man with no remorse and even laugh about it, does that also make it an amazing show?
@@villain7140 literally yes
“Please Chrissy don’t leave me” lol
The scenes with these two made the series for me. I didn't give a shit about a lot of the other characters in the show but these two held the series together for me. Rest easy Paulie.
So, what you are saying is that Richie, my favorite character could have been used less?
Mad how this show can get me almost happy for 2 'friends' bonding and making up over killing an innocent waiter - genius writing in showing what actual scumbags they are
After a meal like that, what I could use is a nice silver bird package
😂😂 I'm fucking rolling on the floor ova hea!!
those parker house rolls? They for my ma
Paulie saw tht tab and those wings in His head got whiter!! 😂😂😂
“Chrissy please don’t leave me out here”
Actually hilarious. I didn’t expect Chris to so blatantly mock Paulie.
Vito caressing Paulie’s arm at :09
That's usually how a gay guy tries warming up someone he secretly desires. Vito struck out.
Very observant.
“You get it, I got the last one” - The reaction of Paulie 🤣
If that waiter could just wait for 10 more seconds before interrupting those gentlemen in the parking lot, we would have seen a great fight scene, and he may also have his life saved.
“That’s my money Paulie!”
“Still going this asshole !!!“ ☠️
"We'll split the tab"
"That's my money Paulie" shit cracks me up every time😂
no he said ''im allright spider''
Paulie and Christopher were always on edge with each other 😂.
The guy killed 16 Shas of Iran. The guy was a shinebox decorator
His shoes looked like shit
He was the interior ministry for 20 years.
Thanks for the uploads Borko, great edits! You da man
I thought you said I was the man! He the man, I the man, who the man?!
I was being a gentleman chrissy. Maybe you should try it some time.
So heart warming to see Chrissy and his Dutch uncle Paulie making up after clipping someone.
borko presents: In the left corner we got Chrissy The Natural Canopy and in the right corner we got Paulie Numbnuts. Let the Tab Wars begin!
The Russian guy, whateva happened there.
Ohhh! He killed 30 Czechoslovakians!
He was an interior decorator.
But his house looked like shit.
Victor he might be out there stalking us.
With what? His cock?!
I heard the squirrels ate him.
The way Vito touched Paulie foreshadowed his orientation.
Chrissy told him “Go back inside before you get hurt”, he didn’t listen. Mafia guys always gives you a way out 😂
Paulie: *shoots an innocent waiter to death*
Also Paulie: One of us coulda got hurt!
1:14 “Leave the fuckin thing.”😂😂
I remember watching the scene with Paulie saying “1184, boy I gotta play those numbers”. We played these numbers from time to time and finally won $30k in 2023 by playing $5.00 straight, and 50 cents straight with two tickets.
It just took a senseless murder to bring them together it’s beautiful 😻
I think "Chrissy, he's fucked up!" is my favourite line in the programme.
3:15 that “oh” was a classic
3:15 definitely the best paulie "ohh" of the series
The waiter kinda got what was coming to him.
0:24 Notice how quickly Paulie lunges at Christophers neck that just shows the whole reason his hands are always in front of him
Paulie & Chrissy =
*The Flying Gavone Bros.*
Now there's an image
All I knew was Borko was crying the blues over this HBO thing..
I wish they did more with lyonnaise potatoes, he was my favourite character
Lame as fuk
What? I lost my appetite!
Chrissy please don't leave me out here.. I laugh everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:15 - Paulie’s Classic moments
Paulie what I lost my appetite lmao 🤣
0:11 😂.....0:24, never seen chris flip out like that 😂
Thankyou Borko.
I've seen the entire series and i'm still not sure if Paulie and Chris hated each other(with the occasional "same goal" working together) or if they loved each other(and like brothers, you always give the one you love a hard time).
There's scenes where they try to get each other killed and there's other scenes where they protect each other from being killed. I just don't understand this duo.
"You're special to me, Borko. Always have been."
In fairness Chris did warn him before he threw the brick. Lol 💪 😆
borko has always been my favorite sopranos character
That's my money Paulie"
Someone could have been hurt...
They really don't see anyone outside the family as people.
Good thing they buried the hatchet before anyone got hurt or killed.
Vito getting a little handsy with Paulie... little did Paulie know Vito was greasing the unions!
“What?! I lost my appetite!” Lmfao.
Incredible talented acting man, like I mean f.... ing awesome. Here you have two dudes virtually unknown prior to Sopranos & look at them, f.....ing amazing man , really really amazing 👌
That's my money, Paulie!
This was my favorite mini arch throughout the show
Paulie: “Enjoy it girls, I’ve been enjoying lookin at yas the whole night” 😉
Christopher: “get some fokin glasses”... 😳🤮😡😂😂😂😂
Paulie always accused him of pulling the cousin card all the time but I don’t think he did. Chrissy was a hardened gangster like the rest of them that earned his way there with ruthlessness and by playing the game. Sure he was a junky, but I’m sure he earned more than Paulie.
What I don't get is why he always hired ass clowns like the Matt and Sean or that truck hijacking idiot that barely could pull off a heist
1184…Hehehe..Oh Babe I gotta play that number 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Legend ❤️❤️❤️
Just throwing this out there, 15 percent of 1184 is $ 177.60
Gives you an idea of tiny Chris's tip of 16 dollars was
Go back inside b4 you get hurt
So an innocent life had to be lost for both Chris and Paulie to realize they care for one another? Their relationship cracks me up. Someone else said it best that these two needed their own show.
Only one innocent family man had to die for them to settle their dinner disputes. Progress.
I fuckin die everytime I hear Paulie say “Chrissy, he’s FUCKED UP”
I love that they convey the pricing of the dinner. Shows rarely do that.
One of my all-time favorite scenes. What a classic. Bang! That’s my money Paulie! Jesus...🤣
I absolutely broke down laughing when Pauline said “ look at what happened last night, one of us could have gotten hurt or even killed” 😂😂😂😂
We all knew sh** was about to happen when we saw the waiter in the background 🤦♂️
They were quite the dynamic duo
If you didn't get emotional at the end of this video you re not a true Sopranos fan!
(Running away ) That’s my money Paulie
Damn. That waiter died never knowing Phil did 20 years in the can
Christafuh coulda had the makings of a varsity athlete with that throw
From all the murders in the Sopranos none of them was “nice” but the killing of this poor waiter and the girl that was beaten to death by Ralph were the most despicable and unsettling.
Goes to show what kind of disgusting monsters these mobsters really are