Greg Fitzsimmons, Beth Stelling, and Taco Bell Cravings | Something's Burning | S1 E13
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- čas přidán 29. 01. 2024
- We recreate Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO’s Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay ’til the end for a fun surprise!
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TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZAS, CRUNCH WRAPS, AND CHOCO TACOS
Start with the CHOCO TACO SHELLS (waffle cones):
Whisk together until no lumps remain:
- 2 whole eggs plus 2 egg whites
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons superfine sugar
- 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons all purpose flour
- 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
- 4 tablespoons whole milk
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- Heat waffle cone maker (pizzelle cookie maker)
- Pour 3-3½ tablespoons batter into the center of discs
- Cook until golden brown. Remove and fold over wooden spoon to form taco. Rest spoon between cups until cool (1 minute).
- Carefully spoon ice cream into the cooled shells, smoothing the edges. Place in loaf pans upright and stacked against one another.
- Refreeze ice cream tacos for a while.
Prepare the ingredients for the MEXICAN PIZZAS and CRUNCHWRAPS:
- Heat a bunch of oil in pot for deep frying.
- Prepare taco meat.
- Combine Ground beef and Packaged taco seasoning.
- Heat up canned refried beans
- Fry the 8-in flour tortillas until golden brown 30-45 seconds, then drain on paper towels.
Assemble the pizzas:
- Top a fried tortilla with a thin layer of refried beans.
- Then a layer of taco meat.
- Put another tortilla on top of the taco meat.
- Enchilada sauce on tortilla.
- Put a few diced tomatoes and green chiles on top of red sauce.
- Top with the Mexican blend cheese.
- Put finished Mexican pizzas on cookie sheet and broil in oven until cheese is melted.
- Top with a few chopped green onions.
- Cut into fourths and serve.
While the Mexican Pizzas are getting melty, MAKE CRUNCH WRAP:
- Heat 12-in flour tortilla to warm.
- Heat nacho cheese.
Assemble:
- Place ground beef mixture in the center of each tortilla.
- Top with nacho cheese and tostada shell.
- Spread sour cream in an even layer over the tostada shell
- Top with lettuce, tomato and cheese.
- Fold the edges up and over the center. Continue to work your way around the tortilla, folding as tight as possible.
- Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in skillet. Place wrap seam-side down and cook until the underside is golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip and cook wrap on the other side, about 1-2 minutes longer.
Finish the CHOCO TACOS:
- Heat Chocolate chips in a pot until melted.
- Remove ice cream tacos from freezer- Dip in chocolate.
- Top with crushed peanuts if you want.
- Freeze for a sec then eat
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Beth's awesome. You should totally have her on again if she's willing.
Greg looks so pleased with himself at the end there. Love it. I missed the Beth Stelling show in my town last year and I'm still kicking myself for it! Great episode
I need to see Beth on more pods lol
Who edited this? You guys in a hurry?
Isn't it a re-release
?
Brrooo 😂 😂
I felt the same. Like 30 mins missing.
If the editor was in hurry it would be longer, surely
Bert was the guy that destroyed the bathroom Greg was talking about😂😂
Beth said Spatula City 👍🤓
This will be the most quotable episode. ❤️🔥
32:27 you guys are insane!!!🤣
Im definitely making these tomorrow
They used make a thing called a MEXI-MELT, at Taco Bell. Those were the best ever!
Right on what happened Taco Bell bring it back you brought the pizza back
Just ask for a soft taco sub three cheese blend
Add extra three cheese blend
No lettuce
Add pico
Steamed
I love how Beth said water at 32:19. 😂
Hahahaha I clicked that time code and I'm glad hahaha
the return of another favourite episode
Yikes, you have no
Comedic taste then
Why is it cut down so much? We love the full length episodes
I thought you were going to say native American killed me 😂😂
Lmao!!! Love the ending.
Best ever.
Someone's barfing with Greg Fitzsimmons
Omg, good one
Best ending ever
Beth is so funny and beautiful !
Holy shit.... he actually gaged himself..?? What a fucking great episode..keep up the great work buddy 👍
Yooooo first comment from Colorado! Love the stuff Bert keep it up
Love you Bert, you are truly the man and The Machine.
the ending hahahahahahah. I had to mute it, but hilarious. lol
total madness 😂😂😂
Best yet? I think so !!!!!!
Just saw "The Machine" on Netflix. Loved it! As a Russophile myself, I can totally see me like this when I was younger. I've been learning Russian for over 3 years now. Not an easy task!
Something's burning alright....Bert's popularity
My dad also said barking spiders, makes zero sense lol
barking spiders is funny
Beth REALLY likes Greg and you can tell
Great end
The Fitzdog realizing Bert's Something's Burning is more of Bert's Booger Eating Fingerlickin,' while barely washing, was cracking me up.
The first thing he dies is dump 4x too much oil in the pan lol
Sir Greg Gagalot🙏
Did you know Trader Joe's is Aldi? There were two brothers that started Aldi. There was Aldi north, and Aldi south, When the business came to the US, the business was split into Trader Joe's, and Aldi. Look it up, cool history
Two German soldiers returned home after WWII and turned their parents' corner store into a national chain. They got into a fight about selling cigarettes and split the company and territories.
Karl (Aldi Süd) opened Aldi in the US in 1976.
Theo (Aldi Nord) bought Trader Joe's in 1979 because he wasn't allowed to open any Aldis in the US.
In 2023, Aldi Süd bought 400 Winn-Dixies and Theo’s descendants announced plans to reunify the family’s 11,000 stores but that has yet to come to light.
Lets fucking go
Mexican Pizza 🔥 🔥 🔥
Greg: "Bert, Beth's a big germaphobe! Are you going to wash your hands?"...........
Greg again:"Beth aren't YOU going to wash your hands?"
Beth and Greg… best guests yet
You're sad
Best ending yet. 😂
Best thing Taco Bell ever had was the chili cheese burrito. I loved them so much and was so disappointed when they discontinued them.
Burt is always eating
I love Greg saying Beth is the germophobe When he's the one bitching about everyone Nonstop for not washing their hands or for bert touching his nose
This is one of my favorite episodes!!!
So how do you thin melted choc bart
And next time you put the Mexican pizzas on a wired base so there not directly on the pan getting steamed, they are above alittle letting air get under and Croat both sides properly. He definitely needs me and yes that is me putting in my job application. I can help and teach you a lot Burt to make Yoo urself look like you know what your doing g, why and making better food people will be blown away with
Greg is the perfect foil for Brent. He sold extreme commitment at the end.
Bert you should try to get on People vs Food and challenge them(mostly Sharron) to a one bite challenge or an eat in 1 second challenge, I think you'd really enjoy hanging with them and trying the ridiculous food concoctions they come up with
Greg should have been an accountant.
this podcast had more jumpcuts than any other lol. Why do berts podcasts feel like 90 min podcasts edited down to 30 min
hahaha did anyone catch Bert washing his hands then proceeds to lick his finger and starts touching things.bruh.
Can I be invited to the show? To be the cookers helper and to see if having someone else help control Burt when he has no idea what he’s doing would help or not. I’ll fly in just for 1 episode to see if it works better then what we’re getting right now
Beth is the most beautiful thing... all the way up til she called Water, "Wurder" 😂 Kidding, she's as gorgeous as she is funny! Loved this episode 🥰
I’m done 😂🤣😆🤣😭 omfgaaawd !😭😂💀it was Bert natural GAG that took me out when he turned around with his fingers in his ears🤦🏿😂
Beth is amazing. I have a huge crush on her
I've got to stop trying to eat when I watch this...
Secret Time: Watching Beth eat was way sexier than it should have been.
We need HARDY ON THIS PODCAST
got dam it... I started gaging to....
Don’t ever cut the show. We love the shit in between.
I seen some of Beth Sterling’s comedy before and thought she was pretty funny. I didn’t know she was also a writer. This is my first time just seeing her be her and I’m only two min into this episode and realized I have a huge crush on her! The way she looks at ppl as they talk, showing both signs of acknowledgment and respect just literally shit an arrow through my heart! I couldn’t imagine dating a chick so good looking AND seemingly intrigued by what you have to say. I wouldn’t stop talking. Just to get the opportunity of staring right back at her. I feel like a child. Eh hmmm… Hi Beth! 💕🥰💘
Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!
Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!
Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!
Security guards at a taco bell in North Dakota is such BS
Crashing fuckin RULED!!
The end of this was a pro-Ana ad
This actually might be two years old
The joke when we fart in our family is "The man with no teeth has spoken" nonsensical, but has been funny to me since childhood
It's funny how much younger Bert looks after a little self care. He'll be back to poo soon
Beth is super cute.
It’s fast food hehe
Wait why all the reuploads
You fargon ice holes, I was actually cooking while watching this. Smellavision is one thing, but gagging is a violation of our auditory and optical rights.
HIRE ME!!!
Not washing your hands is not a sin calling you out on not washing your hands was.
I very much enjoyed and cheered on this clash of personalities. All 3 people present- I want to see you perform live!!!
I've been watching her for 6+ years and I still have to tell myself there is no R in Beth's last name🙄
nooo it cant be just a 30 min episode
11:04 it’s almost like this was edited for clips.
11:40 like I said.
12:00 I’m sure you can sweetie.
Can we have someone ELSE like his daughter or anyone else besides him bc he does not have hygiene and does not know how to cook.. he literally just needs to sit to the side and have someone else do this show. IT WOULD BE SOOOO SUCCESSFUL!
Everyone hates Bert now? I know I always did.... feels like an I told you so!
haha that one was good idk why it has so many downvotes
If Greg get sickened by Bert's germs. He should not step foot in a professional kitchen. Especially if they make soups.
Redbar
This is obviously at least a year old
this went south of the border quickly
Soft Pitch: Sam Morril, an PETE LEE future guests. They are old friends. Would be great.
And, that's how Greg stays so skinny.
Just me or did he Bart just point out he has a distended liver with the whole which side of him looks bigger?.
Ol' girl is bad asf
WTF WHY!!!? NOOOOOO THE END
I'm totally jealous of the Judd Apatow writing job... I just can't accept the second 'd' in his name... Who does he think he his?
Beef mexi melt!!!! RIP
Dude WTF was that ending
Is it just me or are these reuploads
I still don’t get why they’re just re-releasing old content and also won’t drop the best ep with Chris and Bob. S’gay
50% off this was cut out from complaining it seems
this one sucked lol. but still watched
Bert...hear me out. When you and LeeAnn are empty nesters...open relationship time. 😮 at least for like a year or so. DUDE... Don't let your looks and $ go to waste. You are going to let the opportunity to tap the Rockies slip through your chubby fingers. You know you want to........start planning now.
Feels like they are rushing.
The editing is sooo ADHD. Whats with the jump cuts? How many cameras is too many cameras?
Unwatchable. Who is editing this? Tell me who!
David Chang ripped off your show.
#DownWithDavid