@@totallywatchable2799 it means they were flexing then under 30 seconds they switch up and roast there sons. Maybe you shouldn't be on youtube if you don't understand that 💀
That’s so very true. My two sons are half-Asian but I insisted/trained them on learning to make rice, eating with chopsticks, being good in Maths and doing the Asian squat 😅 So far so good. They are off to uni soon.
@@joeo2533 That's always my reply. friends: "don't you have a dishwasher?' me: "I am the dishwasher" I took it from my dad, who would say, "why would I ever need a dishwasher? I have my hands and my kids" 😂
My dad "Why would I buy a dishwasher? I have four of them already, and none of them want work as it is!" Me and my 3 siblings resented that deeply-right until we had our own little non-working dishwashers...
It's understandable, they're serious when it about cooking rice. See how concerned Steven's dad was? Almost looked like he turned into a suicide hotline worker for a second.
He really did Die inside after hearing that " my son cant even cook rice" All the flexing was put aside by him and he started worrying about his opponent. Respect
@@johnnyjoestar7822 In the full video, the father was crying afterwards due to the fact that the kid couldnt cook rice. It is meant to be like asking someone if they're alright after something happens to them. Like you would ask someone if they're ok after they get hurt.
They went from strangers to bitter rivals to friends who understand each other on the deepest level in less time than it takes me to make a bowl of cereal
They go from flexing to roasting their sons under 30 seconds.
Real Asians
Who put your likes at 421💀
The video is 59 seconds tho
Fr tho
@@totallywatchable2799 it means they were flexing then under 30 seconds they switch up and roast there sons. Maybe you shouldn't be on youtube if you don't understand that 💀
So true, so true
“He can’t even cook rice”
Now that, was a deep cut
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Yoooo NEROOOO
You aren't Asian if you can't cook rice.
@@bigmouthcat9166 hell yeah 😎
I thought that just like Asians automatically know how to play piano, they just know how to operate a rice cooker?
"What da hail is a dish washer"
"Expensive drying rack" 😂
My friend made this joke then someone said" a Women"
@@Kiyomimuzakita2804tha hell
@@Kiyomimuzakita2804my lawyer advices me not to reply to the statement
It is a drying rack because that is what we use it for
But, if you already have a dishwasher, you save more per year on water
“I invented parallel parking” 😂😂😂
I lol-ed so hard on this one 😂🤣😂🤣
"...and I helped NASA land a paperclip on da sunnn" 🤣🤣🤣
I have to show my son this.
He's 9, not a neurosurgeon, loves Stephen He.
What da hell does dat do?
Why you failyuh when i was your age i rode a cat to school and it had no legs 💀
"I invented parallel parking"
That got me 🤣🤣🤣
Start off enemies by flexing accomplishments, end up friends by agreeing on each other's failures. Truly a moment of all time.
Definitely one of the most moments I've ever seen.
Yes
@@mdbgamer556 Certainly one of the videos of all time!!
@@JD-ht7yw definitely made by one of the content creators ever too
why don't they speak Chinese?
"Neurosurgeon"
"He can't even cook rice"
9
Impossible…….
The "are you okay" was just so genuine though
he was ready to invite him for a beer to comfort him the poor lad
Fr I reflected on my life in that moment
@@mentaloutonline9876 he was even ready to help him beating his son if he needs to
"Are you okay?" He asks with such concern on his face. 😂
That's how you win a pissing match 😂
"Are you okey?" 🤣
Whenever I see someone pour rice into a full pot of boiling water.
When your son puts all his skill points in brain surgery but 0 points in rice management.
Rice management! 😂😂😂 I’m dying!!!
first time i actually lol to a comment
@@shadowofthestarsdespair I'm honored.
fucking rice management i just can't even 😂
Hahaha... nice
The script so good I I don't even question why he had a tin of corn in his inside pocket.
Where do you keep your corn?
@@blutobutt9169 Corn goes in your poop.
@@blutobutt9169in the "homework" folder 💀
"I invented parallel parking"
thanks dude
divided from sons achievements but united by sons dissappointments
Why this one has only 60 likes!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have the power to make the likes go from 999 to 1k
Lol true
@@QuantumDictatoryou failed, it went all the way up to 5.3k bro
How to make an Asian feel sorry for you: “my son cant even cook rice”
True that
The way he casually slapped the rice bag.. 🤌😂💔
so true! most of us, the asians, know how to cook rice before 10.
Yes, the very definition of a failure. Even my 9-year-old sister can do it.
He cut out the part where the neighbour bursts out in tears bc his son cant cook rice XD
the way he said
"Are you okay?"
"what da heil"
Like i was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Landing a paper clip on the sun is crazy...
I'm glad they can put aside their differences to complain about their childern, so wholesome
So realistic 😢
As some say 'Murica, your kids are crazy? Grab a beer and watch this guy
My son work in sweat shop and uncle in concentration camp. But my social credit score the highest best!
nah they flexing how bad their kids are
That's how my parents keep in touch...
They went from flexing their sons to roasting them🤣
@mella cry
Old habits die hard, they all revert to the default gear if left unchecked.
copied comment
lol. so true and so funny
Also you wont feel how it changea 😳
"Uptown's so comfortable,
Downtown's for tough people"😂😂
From flexing to being concerned
The genuine concern when asking "Are you okay?" is painfully accurate
I ain’t even Chinese and felt this.
That's pure bottom
Who tf can't cook rice
I can explain
I can "cook" rice trust
From neurosurgeon to can't even cook rice..........lmao
becoming the face of beijing corn is indeed a FKIN FLEX
Went from flexing their sons to flexing themselves to roasting their sons to being sympathetic.
I guess that's how asians make friends.
That sums up a lot of things 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Character development
Flexing sons ➡️ flexing themselves ➡️ insulting sons ➡️ therapy
➡️ learn to take a joke dumbass
Circle of escalatr
Common thing is Asia
Are we going to see the wives bonding over different techniques to weaponize their shoe?
Resume of less than one minute
Went from bragging to straight up roasting them in the same conversation 😂
Claims to invent parallel parking, but has yet to be seen successfully parking his car parallel
"He can't even cook rice!"
*Silent judgement*
"Are you ok?"
Lol😂❤
Oh no, that's not judgment. That's him worrying if the man is suicidal or not.
That’s so very true. My two sons are half-Asian but I insisted/trained them on learning to make rice, eating with chopsticks, being good in Maths and doing the Asian squat 😅 So far so good. They are off to uni soon.
Not judgement. In that moment, there was onlæy heartfelt empathy, lol.
that was indeed the joke
When two Asian parents flex, that's the only free time an Asian kid has to themself.
2k likes and no comment??
@@thehunter-brawlstars3207 It just happens, man.
😅😂
"My son only get 3 minutes of" Free time" a day he spends it using the bathroom. "
😂😂😂
I guess cooking rice is the one skill every Chinese person is expected to have.
The went from successful flexing to failure management 😂
"What the hail is the dishwasher?"
-true asian
African here, I thought a dishwasher was a person.
@@joeo2533 That's always my reply.
friends: "don't you have a dishwasher?'
me: "I am the dishwasher"
I took it from my dad, who would say,
"why would I ever need a dishwasher? I have my hands and my kids" 😂
Expensive drying rack.
My dad "Why would I buy a dishwasher? I have four of them already, and none of them want work as it is!"
Me and my 3 siblings resented that deeply-right until we had our own little non-working dishwashers...
Yup so true
They started out bragging about their sons and ended with roasting their sons 😂
"I can't cook rice" is better than "I can't boil water"
"Are you okay?" Fucking got me
The look he gives and that line fuckin sent me into a unreasonable laughing fit
Was looking for that comment😄
😂😂
FR LMAO
It's understandable, they're serious when it about cooking rice. See how concerned Steven's dad was? Almost looked like he turned into a suicide hotline worker for a second.
Honestly, this is pretty accurate. They really do flex their children's failure out of nowhere xD
fr
Neurosurgeon who can’t cook rice
@@sethmathews1860 you ok?
@@JustMeDidii yeah why?
@@sethmathews1860 ur face is red
"My son such a failure, he can't even cook rice"
"Are you ok?"
When he said his son was nine i freaked but when bro said he couldn't cook rice i almost died
He really did Die inside after hearing that " my son cant even cook rice"
All the flexing was put aside by him and he started worrying about his opponent. Respect
Lol
are you okay?
By laughing
The way he casually slapped the rice bag.. 🤌😂💔
I'm Chinese, If you can't even cook rice that really is faliure =(
Man literally carried a can of Beijing Corn only to meet his greatest hero.
You gotta be ready 😂
2.3k likes but only 2 comments??!
@@DuyenNguyen-cx7do weird
Who will be a face of Shanghai corn? The rival of Beijing corn.
“😮Are u Ok?”had me on the floor😂
9 year old became a neurosurgeon lol
as an asian dad, I ask my 8 year old why she hasnt graduated college yet. so disappointing. 😭
“Expensive drying rack” well that’s the most accurate description of a dishwasher 😂
How is that accurate? You put in dishes for them to be cleaned.
@@thewhitewolf58 not if you’re Asian lol
Accurate. Dishwashers are 100% just expensive drying racks.
Fr it’s never used, hand wash is the only way 💀🤚
Hand washing is the only way to wash your dishes if you think otherwise I would like to have a talk with your ass * cracks a whip *
Lmao "what is a dishwasher"
"I don't even have a dishwasher." is Chinese for "I'm divorced."
The nine yr old neurosurgeon who couldn't even cook rice
Right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Too dangerous to have kids in the kitchen
Edit: thanks for the likes 😆 never thought I'd get so many
😂😂
@@theone9638 Mate 🤣. Best answer 🤣
His genuine concern for the son not able to cook rice is touching🥺
Lmao
More like a nine year old learning rice cooking
More like concern for the dad
@@parimalkorada9033 nine year old neurosugeon was too busy studying to learn how to cook
Bro is 9😭
That Asian man invented parallel parking and no Asian woman has ever learned it
That open box discount strategy got me thinking 😂
"Expensive drying rack"
I'm not even Asian but that hit hard 💀
I am a asian and actuqlly my parents using the dishwasher as drying rack 🤣
What the hail is a dishwasher?
- it's not a common home appliance in asia.
@@Amin.Ashraf some automatic thing to wash dishes or smth I don't have that in my condo. I don't think it's in KL or Malaysia at all
@@Rainy_weather4948 we have it, the industrial type not as home appliance.
Haha I live with 3 roomate’s and we can never coordinate when to run the dishwasher, so it turned into an expensive drying rack 😂
He genuinely needed to know if the father with a no rice cooking son was okay. He was worried for that man's mental health.
As an Asian this is true as we must know how to cook rice
One knuckle deep of water
@@anizen7252 How do you guys feel about minute rice?
@@Fooney1 For me, I'm whatever. As long as you are not hungry. That is why I'm a disappointment.
What's the point of being Asian if a person can not cook rice.
How do you land a paper clip on the sun?😂😂
❤
Exactly.
I invented parallel parking got me 💀😂
"My 9 year old son is a neurosurgeon."
--"Can he cook rice?"
"No"
--"failure"
Ahahahahaha this should be the best comment
Hhhhhhhhh
the way Steven's father slaps the rice always gets me.
Open box discount is kinda genius😂
You know something is seriously wrong when an asian parent says that their child can't cook rice
When I first read this comment I thought it said seriously Wong for a second there
My sister can't cook rice. We are Chinese😃
Hes 9!
@@yurifan2537😂
@@user-ph1ph7ci9r FAILURE
A 9 year old neurosurgeon that can't cook rice is considered a failure 💀💀💀💀
That’s for sure
It's the same situation when a new guy hired in your workplace with degree but he can't take a photocopy without help
Well I'm 15 and I can't cook rice neither am I a neurosurgeon
@@Bilzy_Football 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Bilzy_Football Double failure 😂
Pov: This is the 99th time u seen this video on youtube but stays in because its funny
"My sons a neurosurgeon" *lightwork no reaction*
"Hes 9" *light work no reaction*
"He cant cook rice" *ooo... oh okay.. its got a little kick.*
I love how he just stopped and went "are you okay?" Like he's so genuinely concerned he's ready to have an intervention.
Yt asked me to rate your comment
Are you okay? lmao I couldn't keep it together after that.
I’m
Bro "are you okay" got me so bad, they fought but then he realized the greater of the two evils. The enemy of my enemy... something like that lmao
boy's only nine and operates neurosurgery, gotta forgive him for not good at cooking rice
"What the hell is a dishwasher?"
"Expensive drying rack"
Shit sends me
to jesus 😂😂😂
we have a dishwasher and my mom uses it to store bags 😭😭😭
I Cried at that response, i did not have a dish washer for 2 years, worked my ass off in a 4 person house.
@@JenIsABee Are you okay 💀💀💀
@@NixterzSixterzz yes dw 💀
“Nine” bruh I’m dead 💀
bonding over your childrens failures, absoluteley love it
Man flexing their son -> flexing themselves -> talk about their son's failure💀🗿
I’m your one thousandth like 😁
@@Akanasami oh nice
🤣
True, ALWAYS
IQ 21?
man said he invented parallel parking that’s all i needed to hear LMFAO
same
Reference to parking videos on tiktok
Lol
HAHAHA same. already knew someone beat me to it
That generated so much hatred from me. Didn’t even know I could feel that from a damn CZcams clip
Bought it, returned it, opened box discount. That’s genius.
Woah--that is freaking hilarious. Nice work! Killed me
Flex: my son's job neurosurgeon
Failure: can't cook rice 🍚
Is also nine years old
Love the fact that both statements are flexes
@@Baggedlizardtook my point
@@Ryan-li8qc how?
@@iuoriumuh uh, if you cant cook rice you are never gonna make it in rice
The fact that they go from the passive aggressive flex battle to probably best friends by hating on their sons
1.5k likes and no comments? Aight lemme fix that
“On ThE sUn”
That "he can't cook rice" was straight out of order!😂
That "are u ok" was personal 💀
For how you not know how to cook rice?
Lol
And in the full video, the other father was crying because of that fact.
Wtf does that even mean? That doesn’t make any sense
@@johnnyjoestar7822 In the full video, the father was crying afterwards due to the fact that the kid couldnt cook rice.
It is meant to be like asking someone if they're alright after something happens to them. Like you would ask someone if they're ok after they get hurt.
You can feel how the son’s inability to cook left a permanent scar in his dad’s soul
But wasnt his son only 9 lol
@@boblipsmacker but he’s aaasian he should have learn to cook rice in the woom
😳 Are you OK?
😂😂
i learned how to use the rice cooker at around 6
That also not only scared him but also me. That really digged deep into my soul xD
The drums are perfect.
"My son's such a failure, he can't even cook rice."
*Stares in disbelief* "Are you okay?"
Bro really called his 9yo child who is a NEUROSURGEON a failure for not being able to cook rice😭
Thats called asian parents
I don't care if you're a neurosurgeon at 9. I'm still in shock at hearing that...
The party is greatly disappointed in you やなまはゃたら -1000 social credit
COOK RICE IS MANDATORY!!! lmao
Or he has more than one son? 🤷🏽♂️
I love how he just keeps a can of Beijing Corn in his jacket 😂
Me too 🤣
Doesn't everybody?
@@serotonin5852 for some reason I feel like I should 😂
It's better to jump from 10 miles high than 10 stories because, on average, you would live longer. Fun facts
If I am the creator and mascot of the product I would probably carry some on me too
Even if its a tenga egg
"he can't even cook rice"
"Are you okay?"
He was hurt by that, it cut him deep.
I love how everyone just carries Beijing Corn around in their pockets at every moment.
Genuine concern from one father to another " are you OK?" 😂
Cooking rice is one of the life-saving skills if you live in an Asian family. My mom teached me before I went to primary school
Real men bond over their sons failures
I'm sorry man, but I think you might have missed the joke...
@@ulgrothnazulgan3358 I think _you_ missed the joke, mate
They can't improve themselves but they can still hope for the next generation. Aaaand it's gone!
@@ulgrothnazulgan3358 LMAO the woosher becomes the wooshed
I felt that way to hard.
"I invented electricity"
"He cant cook rice"
But he is a neuroserguon
The "are you okay" sounds genuinely concerned , even I would disown such a failure if my son cannot cook rice, that father is very kind
Party is happy with you 🥳 +100 social credit ✅️✅️✅️
Lol
I laughed so hard "are you okay". Hahahaha
Nice art @naomi
"9 years old" 💀
"Make it work for you as if it worked for me" - wize man
“Are you okay?” Had me dying.
They went from strangers to bitter rivals to friends who understand each other on the deepest level in less time than it takes me to make a bowl of cereal
@@enthusiastlucy Have u tried devour? its like having a chef in ur microwave
@@raw_input1669 bro what
What is going on here?
@@Abstract_Line Two Asian parents start bragging about their sons to flex on one another!
Hello!
Nah it went from flexing bout their son to shit talking their son
"can't even cook rice----Total failure"
Steven He
Then violating thr kids
Lol they went from flexing about their son to being friends.
Ryan they started shitting on their sons lol
I believed everything until I heard “I invented parallel parking”😂😂😂😂
“Are you ok?”that got me😂😂😂😂😂
The 3 stages of asian flex
1. Flex your son
2. Flex yourself
3. Express your disappointment
Edit: 4. Flex your cheap prices.
Yall asked for it.💀
As an Asian , it's true😊
Fr
@CellInTheOnthat's for the Ninjas.
This is so true. I have friends and girlfriends that have told me the same thing then introduced me to their parents just so I could see.
In your failure, aka your son
“Expensive drying rack”
Every Asian knows this
Haitians too 😂🇭🇹
Its considered a large dish holder and drying rack in our asian fam
Funny because dishwashers are more economical than hand washing.
Indians as well...
Mexicans too!!✌🏼🤪🌮😎🙃
The 2 cent rice was the ultimate flex.
Man was flexin so hard, Bruh hit em wit the Beijing Corn 😂😂😂
This man deserves an Oscar
I mean, he can’t even contain his own laughter from his own acting
I wouldn't either! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes yes yes 🎭🎉🏆🎉🎭
His son is a neurosurgeon
He's also nine
"He's such a failure, he can't even cook rice" 💀
"How old your son"
"9"
Months old 💀💀
ARe yOu oK¿
If your 9yo neurosurgeon son can't even cook rice, haiyah disowned
@@KategariYami yep PRIORITIES
LMAO THIS CHAIN OF COMMENTS MADE ME LITERALLY BAWL CRY
Wait…returning and rebuying for an open box discount is genius level stuff!
That twist in the end 💀😂
That return and getting an open box discount boast was on another level legitimately blew my mind
🎖🎖🎖
i did once i got a game return it then buy it again as a discount
This is why they have high IQ 😂
Chess move right there
They have much in common with the Portuguese I see.
Wait... You haven't done that? I thought it was pretty common?