Jake and Amir: Sunday Football

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  • @stamps53
    @stamps53 Před 9 lety +773

    "It's not the other leading detergents!" lmao

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid Před 7 měsíci +1

      😭😭

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 10 lety +336

    Progressively putting distance between Kelly and Amir.

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin Před 9 lety +10

      Dick Grayson citzen kane shit right there

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 9 lety +7

      Hamza Bajwa Can you say: three academy awards?

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin Před 9 lety +6

      best cinematography if I would say so myself

  • @BodTheGrinch
    @BodTheGrinch Před 7 lety +448

    Vinny's "You don't understand... THE WAY THINGS WORK" is one of my favourite acting moments of all time. You can see him getting wound up right before he loses it. Awesome acting, and absolutely hilarious. He genuinely seems like he's absolutely snapped.

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 Před 10 měsíci

      I agree

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Před 10 měsíci +2

      I also appreciate how, when Amir presents his neck to be stabbed, Kelly recoils and starts crying. It's hard to believe they got all of that in a single take.

    • @BodTheGrinch
      @BodTheGrinch Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@JeremyHoffmanhaha true, that's an absolutely golden take.

  • @speedcubedude
    @speedcubedude Před 10 lety +791

    "Wait weren't you in AP Bio?" "Yeah, I got a 1" killed me

    • @TylerDurdenIsRad
      @TylerDurdenIsRad Před 7 lety +92

      ya fuckin nimrod

    • @drizzleandpour7819
      @drizzleandpour7819 Před 7 lety +3

      speedcubedude in turkey they do grading from six to 1, 1 being the lowest. This is for everyone who didn't get the joke. (I might be wrong but I'm like 80 percent I'm right

    • @ammaralsaied9728
      @ammaralsaied9728 Před 7 lety +22

      DrizzleAndPour in this case a 1 is referring to the score on the AP Exam, which is the exam you take to determine how much (if any) college credit you get for taking the course

    • @minichiggz
      @minichiggz Před 6 lety +16

      wrong. AP exams are graded on a scale from 1-5. it turns out that you're the one who didn't get the joke...

    • @WillToWinvlog
      @WillToWinvlog Před 6 lety +2

      1 is 100%

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter Před 3 lety +112

    I love how Amir apologizes to Jake for hitting him on the forehead but not to Kelly for stabbing her in the hand

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh Před 9 lety +630

    It's videos like this that remind me that in the Jake and Amir world, they could just tie Amir up and take turns beating him until he died, and all they'd have to do was point at him and say "I rest my case" and the judge would let them off.

    • @AlphaChopstick
      @AlphaChopstick Před 6 lety +49

      Dylan Johnson they ganged up on Amir so hard, his dad freaking moved

    • @piano7420
      @piano7420 Před 6 lety +17

      then murph would beat jake up

    • @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963
      @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 Před 4 lety +9

      More like GET them off when the leading prosecutor gives them a handy and a blow!

    • @graysonmclester9137
      @graysonmclester9137 Před 3 lety +9

      @@AlphaChopstick they dealt him so many blasts that meant harm

    • @ethanwilliams2254
      @ethanwilliams2254 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 two jobs for the price of fun

  • @napplepapple
    @napplepapple Před 8 lety +448

    it's not the other leading detergents

    • @Ekvitarius
      @Ekvitarius Před 8 lety +38

      Is it Tide? Please don't tell me don't tell me. Is it Tide, though?

    • @HipkissDesign
      @HipkissDesign Před 8 lety +18

      Ohhhh, I always thought he was saying "is it tied?"

  • @pootisvonpoot1801
    @pootisvonpoot1801 Před 8 lety +604

    "You DON'T understand, THE WAY THINGS WORK!!!"

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh Před 7 lety +21

      You can tell he hasn't had much Amir exposure.

    • @chooseytrain21nnrhxhudsnbs20
      @chooseytrain21nnrhxhudsnbs20 Před 7 lety +1

      Pootis Vonpoot iiii

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn Před 3 lety +1

      @@ethownzbh nah Jake would say the same thing and he’s known him for over a decade

  • @8380ShockWave
    @8380ShockWave Před 9 lety +504

    Love how Vinny chokes on his drink @ 2:54 when Amir mentions his affection towards voyeurism

    • @infaBmous
      @infaBmous Před 3 lety +22

      At the same time Kelly right there tries to stop herself from smiling

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 Před 3 lety +3

      @@infaBmous I don't think you know what a smile is

    • @jaka1748
      @jaka1748 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ChaelSonnen000 Nope, he's right. Look closely.

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 Před rokem

      Watching people fuck, and shit

  • @gasgano8255
    @gasgano8255 Před 8 lety +221

    she looks so devastated, great acting really

    • @metaforically
      @metaforically Před 5 lety

      Who is she?

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol Před 5 lety +4

      @@metaforically Kelly Hudson, ucb

    • @GMSpkilla
      @GMSpkilla Před 2 lety +1

      Yea I agree but she did crack a little smile once amir talked about voyeurism

  • @legend0r
    @legend0r Před rokem +27

    Kelly switching seats after "I do" is perfect 🤣

  • @dropout
    @dropout Před 11 lety +52

    He just kind of shows up...

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Před 10 lety +105

    Hahaha omg I love how Amir is provoking her to kill him

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Před 6 lety +6

      WheresWallace4883 Right here in my fucking trach’!

    • @metaforically
      @metaforically Před 5 lety

      Who is she?

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions Před 7 lety +1236

    Love how in the shot after Amir mentions his foot fetish the girl is sitting on the other end of the couch. It's small details like this that really do it for me.

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth Před 7 lety +130

      Machouseproductions and after he stabs her, he's moved even further away!

    • @milesgaunt6767
      @milesgaunt6767 Před 6 lety +10

      and the red guy gets so happy when the girl wins against amir.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol Před 6 lety +5

      And she's wearing a band aid where he stabbed her

    • @rikeshpatel1237
      @rikeshpatel1237 Před 4 lety +17

      yeah no one noticed that except you, very small detail

    • @Machouseproductions
      @Machouseproductions Před 4 lety +11

      @@rikeshpatel1237 cool, thanks for the reply 👍

  • @tytyEQ
    @tytyEQ Před 6 lety +17

    I love how geniune Jake's "alright, yeah.. let's do that" is after his friend tries to change the subject with the 4th down play

  • @MasterFGH
    @MasterFGH Před 6 měsíci +3

    This might be one of the best episodes of the series, I love it so much

  • @davisgollert4241
    @davisgollert4241 Před 7 lety +19

    I love how Amir only admits he lost at trivia when they do the coffee table touch

  • @Ryan-yw7hl
    @Ryan-yw7hl Před 11 lety +43

    -"Is it tide!? Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!"
    -"Yeah dude it's tide... Not the other leading detergents."
    My sides.

  • @kath2546
    @kath2546 Před 2 lety +12

    “NOOO OH i made CHEETOS FOR THIS!”
    one of my favorite jake and amir lines ever

  • @Goldman_Stacks
    @Goldman_Stacks Před 10 lety +383

    Amirs joke that he wrote down actually made me laugh

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler Před 10 lety +75

    I wish Vinnie would be on more Jake and Amir episodes.

  • @basketmars5014
    @basketmars5014 Před 8 lety +132

    I think the "he gets paid" is the single greatest line in Jake and Amir!

    • @bobtillich8306
      @bobtillich8306 Před 6 lety +5

      "I've been pretty into voyeurism recently"

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy Před rokem

      But runningbacks are the one spot struggling to do that rn lol

  • @WigglyWings
    @WigglyWings Před 4 lety +23

    "Draw a football"
    "I don't know science sh*t"

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary Před 8 lety +190

    Wow, this is dark.

  • @kamajje
    @kamajje Před 7 lety +41

    You can see the girl's corners of her mouth tilt upwards throughout the video; she's just trying to keep from laughing out loud. Pretty funny.

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 Před 4 lety +8

    When Amir screamed at 0:12, one of my cats woke up and looked very surprised.

  • @jonahesty
    @jonahesty Před 9 lety +22

    That guy just choking on his beer at 2:55...

  • @jokonsch
    @jokonsch Před 11 lety +6

    The Head Coach joke is comedic gold.

  • @itachiuchiha667ful
    @itachiuchiha667ful Před 10 lety +30

    1:18
    How i feel when people try to steal my food at lunch.

  • @a.9913
    @a.9913 Před 3 lety +8

    2:57 she is trying so hard not to laugh

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly Před 9 lety +276

    THAT DON'T-A IMPRESS-A ME MUCH.

    • @ichiroku
      @ichiroku Před 8 lety +1

      +Jake James instantly lol'ed at that.

    • @StylishWrestling
      @StylishWrestling Před 8 lety +2

      +Jake James Haha, I had to come back just for that.

  • @kmk3910
    @kmk3910 Před 2 lety +11

    Vinny is absolutely the hero of this episode

  • @mrtampham
    @mrtampham Před 9 lety +85

    Amir took AP Bio!?

    • @briansanders8122
      @briansanders8122 Před 9 lety +12

      How could he get into AP anything?

    • @Double0Pig
      @Double0Pig Před 9 lety +7

      In the video they should have asked him if he knows what AP meant

    • @camzt3r
      @camzt3r Před 9 lety +26

      He got a fuckin' 1

    • @shibadoge5349
      @shibadoge5349 Před 9 lety +15

      Ya fuckin nimrod!

    • @thesmwassup
      @thesmwassup Před 9 lety +16

      Shiba Doge And his dad was so embarrassed, he frickin' moved.

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep Před 8 lety +22

    I have the pen now!

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte5255 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Amir's complete lack of regard for his own life at the end is so fucking funny. "RIGHT IN MY TRACHE!"

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 Před rokem +3

    If she had asked Amir about basketball he would’ve gotten it flawlessly

  • @rubenfraustojr
    @rubenfraustojr Před 5 lety +3

    I kid you not I have seen this vid a thousand times and when he screams "I made Cheetos for this" I still die laughing.

  • @GageFilms
    @GageFilms Před 2 lety +6

    Man, Kelly is killing in this episode and she would have made a great requiring character. Always trying to one up amir.

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter Před 5 lety +3

    i love that not only does amir consider drawing a football "science shit" but he also claims he knows "history shit" which he absolutely does not

  • @pelegred6123
    @pelegred6123 Před 7 lety +229

    pause at 3:58 it's like a renaissance painting

  • @nathanhammer6321
    @nathanhammer6321 Před 10 lety +33

    We all have that friend.

    • @nathanhammer6321
      @nathanhammer6321 Před 10 lety +16

      Well I talk to him everyday and i tell myself, "nate, you are never gonna be like that."

    • @SazzyM8
      @SazzyM8 Před 10 lety +4

      Nathan Hammer and if you don't know him from your friends, you are him

    • @ianmcstruthers9937
      @ianmcstruthers9937 Před 10 lety +15

      Nathan.. You are that friend

    • @notinusesoon4975
      @notinusesoon4975 Před 10 lety +1

      So many Amir(s)

    • @bananian
      @bananian Před 9 lety +3

      I am totally Amir. Everyone hates me but I am always hanging around them.

  • @torronthemighty
    @torronthemighty Před 10 lety +17

    "Move your neck away from her!" killed me

  • @orlandotech
    @orlandotech Před 11 lety

    One of the best Jake and Amir episodes in a long time!!

  • @dylanschrom1230
    @dylanschrom1230 Před 3 lety +6

    10 years later and the truest, most meta, way to watch these videos with new steam is to watch everyone try not to laugh during Amirs monolog.

  • @rayraybewinning8152
    @rayraybewinning8152 Před 10 lety +33

    Jake and amir get alot a views and there still underrated

    • @noahrerick1717
      @noahrerick1717 Před 10 lety +2

      they're

    • @raywar3
      @raywar3 Před 10 lety

      noah rerick they're*
      You forgot the asterisk. Now please stop correcting people.

    • @deadbonesbrook8950
      @deadbonesbrook8950 Před 10 lety +3

      ***** Some people, myself included, can't stand when people use the wrong they're, there or their. Same goes for to, too and two. It's just an ocd thing....
      nazi time *You forgot the other three mistakes, bro. Learn to grammar nazi right.* in correct grammar you always spell out numbers one through nine, and you would use a comma before "Bro" as your pitch lowers when u say it.
      I have clearly won the internets.

    • @Double0Pig
      @Double0Pig Před 9 lety

      Jake and Amir have alot of views and yet they're still underrated.

  • @Sfitzerdude28
    @Sfitzerdude28 Před 9 lety +16

    Amir gets real dark towards the end...

  • @PRIEBLE
    @PRIEBLE Před 11 lety +1

    "you dont get how things work" such a blanket sentence that perfectly describes Amir.

  • @TheTheatrechick94
    @TheTheatrechick94 Před 11 lety +1

    This is hands down one of my favorite episodes

  • @SeizeEdits
    @SeizeEdits Před 11 lety +4

    "Draw a football!"
    "I don't know science shit.."
    Oh my gawd hahahah

  • @WhyHide30
    @WhyHide30 Před 5 lety +4

    "There are bones in this nugget "🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @XxiexodusxX
    @XxiexodusxX Před 11 lety

    Love the Jake and Amir videos!

  • @gengx2
    @gengx2 Před 11 lety

    This was awesome!! Great stuff!

  • @TylerDurdenIsRad
    @TylerDurdenIsRad Před 8 lety +115

    That girl has a really nice pair of personalities

  • @AccidentalHorcrux
    @AccidentalHorcrux Před 11 lety +17

    "what do you have a foot fetish man?!"
    "I do"
    *next clip the girl is sitting away from Amir* XD

  • @downstraitridah
    @downstraitridah Před 11 lety

    ive been waiting for a new jake and amir for soooo longgg

  • @harpdevil
    @harpdevil Před 11 lety +1

    That Tide joke gets me every time, I don't know why. I think it's the delivery.

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain Před 4 měsíci +3

    Its called the art of being active

  • @josephomalley7628
    @josephomalley7628 Před 10 lety +8

    "RIGHT HERE IN MY FUCKIN TTRACE!" -Amir

  • @augurelite
    @augurelite Před 11 lety

    This is the best one! SO HILARIOUS

  • @zemas1712
    @zemas1712 Před 11 lety

    its always nice to have great friends you can hang out with on a sunday :)

  • @not_henry_the_fifth
    @not_henry_the_fifth Před 7 lety +12

    how does amir not know what chicken wings are? I thought he loved those fricken' things!

    • @Medhusalem
      @Medhusalem Před 7 lety

      He loves chicken nuggets

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth Před 7 lety

      Medhusalem it was a reference to "world cup 2".

    • @Medhusalem
      @Medhusalem Před 7 lety +1

      Watched it, got it :D. How do you know that, I watched all episodes a few times but most of the details just right past me.

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth Před 7 lety

      Medhusalem I must have watched it just before making the comment.

  • @MKHsma
    @MKHsma Před 10 lety +10

    I don't blame them... That guy pissed me off too!

  • @artbakaka
    @artbakaka Před 11 lety

    watch this whole episode, and just watch vin's reactions, SO GOOD

  • @jakekettle4452
    @jakekettle4452 Před 11 lety

    this is one of the best jake and amire

  • @MercyShotties
    @MercyShotties Před 10 lety +23

    the is a bone in this nugget! its a wing -_-. NICE TRY humans dont have wings, haha fucking hilarious

  • @crzynarutomaster
    @crzynarutomaster Před 10 lety +4

    ahhh just a normal family dinner at my place.

  • @MightyDucky
    @MightyDucky Před 11 lety

    wow, haven't laughed this much of an episode of Jack and Amir in a long time!!

  • @joshuacanova1678
    @joshuacanova1678 Před 9 lety +1

    Best College Humor sketch series ever

  • @felog5
    @felog5 Před 11 lety +7

    What a coincidence, someone recently asked me what a Running Back does...this episode wasn't really that helpful for that.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey Před 10 lety +3

    0:22 LOL! she scooted seats!

  • @ewb8985
    @ewb8985 Před 3 lety +1

    Hands down the best episode.

  • @ofthemiceandmen
    @ofthemiceandmen Před 11 lety

    This is the funniest jake and amir for a while

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd Před 10 lety +27

    Second quarter and they did not eat those cheesies? They would have been gone in a second if I was there.

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma Před 10 lety +15

      he also stabbed the girl when she went for the cheetos

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd Před 10 lety +2

      I am scared now...

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma Před 10 lety +2

      BaconMan as you should be

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd Před 7 lety +2

      Presto Puma 2 years later, still scared :(

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma Před 7 lety +1

      BaconMan we all are.

  • @MrThrib
    @MrThrib Před 2 lety +3

    That thing they said just kills me every time. So underrated.

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 Před 11 lety

    One of THE BEST ever XXD

  • @tmacdabest2
    @tmacdabest2 Před 11 lety +1

    This made me laugh more than i wanted to. Lol

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs Před 11 lety +6

    Watching this makes me realize that choosing Amir as a role model might have been an extremely bad move on my part.

  • @3pump744
    @3pump744 Před 8 lety +8

    Is it just me or does Vinny look like Oscar Issac

    • @etiennemustow9102
      @etiennemustow9102 Před 8 lety +3

      He looks more like Mr. Lapadite from Inglorious Basterds

    • @ZenkaiNick
      @ZenkaiNick Před 7 lety

      Etienne Mustow he actually played that character in a skit for college humor a while back

  • @burnerbill7372
    @burnerbill7372 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "What does a runningback do?" "He gets PAAAAIIID"
    Not anymore lol

  • @rinoo1love
    @rinoo1love Před 11 lety

    i can't even describe how brilliant this was

  • @Nullllus
    @Nullllus Před 9 lety +5

    1:18 mmmmmm

  • @after_its_gone
    @after_its_gone Před 9 lety +3

    No its not the other leading detergent's, lmao

  • @e.keough2975
    @e.keough2975 Před 2 lety +1

    Amir may have gotten a 1 on the AP exam but he seems to have somewhat paid attention in bio considering his correct use of the words phalanges and trachea

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu Před 2 lety +1

    Just watching Vinny in this is a treat

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich Před 2 lety +4

    I can imagine Jack telling Amir the step by step happenings of this event because he’s oblivious to why Kelly & Vinny aren’t talking to him/throwing bricks at him
    “You told the two worst jokes I’ve ever heard dude, you first said ‘third in long, well my shlong is long’ to which when nobody laughed you cried ‘alright no you know what social experiment I’m going to write down a joke on a piece of paper and Jakes gonna say it because I think the only reason you guys aren’t laughing now is because you have a vendetta against me’ and whilst writing it you stabbed Kelly in the hand with the pen you were using so if they didn’t have a vendetta against you then they should do now”
    ‘Do they?’
    “They should do because you’re an awful person and you deserve it… you then started taking in great detail about spying on people having sex & what you do. You talked about auto erotic explicitation. It was really uncomfortable dude”

  • @sun_showers_6104
    @sun_showers_6104 Před 8 lety +4

    nuggets and beaks

  • @stephanvanderwoerd4405

    This is the best video on this channel

  • @DarawixK9
    @DarawixK9 Před 11 lety +1

    one of the funniest episodes of Jake and Amir i have ever scene.

  • @a.secrest1169
    @a.secrest1169 Před 9 lety +8

    1 is a great grade, is it different in America?

    • @robertdunay4499
      @robertdunay4499 Před 9 lety +28

      AP tests are on a 1-5 scale. 1 is the worst, and 5 is the best. Most universities offer college credit for AP scores of 3 or higher.

    • @megasevenoldchannel
      @megasevenoldchannel Před 9 lety

      1 as in 1/100 points, not 1 as in first place.

    • @ayoitzjoe
      @ayoitzjoe Před 9 lety +1

      Megaseven its 1-5 for AP classes

    • @megasevenoldchannel
      @megasevenoldchannel Před 9 lety

      In America? I've only ever heard of the A-F grading scale here in the States.

    • @ayoitzjoe
      @ayoitzjoe Před 9 lety +1

      Megaseven AP classes are graded differently since they're for college credit, and you only get the credit if you pass the AP test. So you can still get an A-F in the class, but you don't get the college credit if you don't get at least a 4 on the AP test.

  • @stevezes
    @stevezes Před 10 lety +4

    he took ap bio?????

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Před 3 lety

      Yeah, but he got a one, ya’ fuckin’ nimrod.

  • @penngeiselman7990
    @penngeiselman7990 Před 7 lety

    I love that jake and amir is back

  • @rohitsurana6104
    @rohitsurana6104 Před 6 lety

    best ep of the series

  • @Carmine6835
    @Carmine6835 Před 9 lety +3

    Jake looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

  • @samueltrephan1658
    @samueltrephan1658 Před 8 lety +100

    Back when CollegeHumor was actually funny...

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc Před 7 lety +12

      still is.

    • @avarma6313
      @avarma6313 Před 7 lety +4

      jeff went to buzzfeed

    • @docdarlin5491
      @docdarlin5491 Před 6 lety +6

      There's comments here from when this video was released with douchebags saying "Remember when CH was funny?" 5 years from now there will be comments from douchebags saying "Zac & Grant aren't funny, remember Jake & Amir on the couch?". You're all douchebags.

    • @mschuhler
      @mschuhler Před 6 lety

      True. Now it's shit

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain Před 5 lety

      @THE cool guy edgy

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 Před 3 lety

    This is my favorite Jake and Amir video

  • @tmac20031
    @tmac20031 Před 11 lety

    So freaking funny! I love it.

  • @Humanlink1
    @Humanlink1 Před 9 lety +4

    "Fuck this room" Amir Valerie Pencooperwitz

  • @matthewgonzalez2727
    @matthewgonzalez2727 Před 6 lety +6

    The thing is, I wish Kelly was in more stuff. She’s a great actress and is also pretty cute

  • @SamEveryDayHD
    @SamEveryDayHD Před 11 lety +1

    One of the the best JaA ever! laughed so hard.

  • @ItzEngelhart
    @ItzEngelhart Před 11 lety

    Haha one of the best ones ever made