SSRIANS | STAND-UP COMEDY | DANIEL FERNANDES

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  • čas přidán 5. 04. 2023
  • This is a clip from my latest comedy special 'Alive & Vaccinated'
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Komentáře • 159

  • @stevedavid5022
    @stevedavid5022 Před rokem +84

    My man's got them balls of titanium bruh

  • @Bwahahaaa
    @Bwahahaaa Před rokem +43

    These people who call themselves SSRians, where were they when the guy was being boycotted by an entire community for playing a Muslim in love with hindu girl. Nobody knows why he did what he did, but before blaming Bollywood, can't they think of the possibility that SSR was affected by the vile comments people made on him for playing a Muslim in Kedarnath.
    And now they are doing same to you, giving you anxiety as well. Honestly, not reading any comments, good or bad, is the best way to live

    • @mxsgaming357
      @mxsgaming357 Před 11 měsíci

      What up with his insta account, he is deactivate for a long time now.

    • @bbhaskar00001
      @bbhaskar00001 Před 5 dny

      So true fact

  • @farahy5278
    @farahy5278 Před 23 dny +6

    Y do u not have a million subscribers already...pure gold

  • @ivyimogene
    @ivyimogene Před 11 měsíci +9

    You are too good, Daniel. Doctors should prescribe your comedy shows for depression.

  • @lredhulk340
    @lredhulk340 Před rokem +21

    Intelligent person surrounded by fools always die first. That's what happened to sushant.

    • @user_1abc
      @user_1abc Před 7 měsíci +2

      Intelligent people know how to survive no matter what. That's the real test of intelligence. Not about getting overtly emo, all riled up and committing suicide when your situation isn't even that bad. What's appalling is how some parties used his death to make political and personal gains. Very reprehensible. What was v funny is how a totally unconnected politician was being alleged as his "murderer." His sister had given her statement to DNA that she saw her brother hanging when they broke open his BR door that was locked from inside. Now, how can somebody hang him and lock the door from inside? Later to suit the narrative the abetment FIR was even turned into a murder FIR, and about a dozen people some of who were even totally unconnected were harassed in the name of "investigation." I wonder why none of the two dozen other suicides in the same year were ever investigated by agencies like CBI?! #political
      Unfotunately, these politicians couldn't gather enough evidence to corroborate their whimsical conspiracy theories and ultimately both CBI and AIIMS had to rule out foul play. As a side note let's not forget that SSR was not this nice and honest guy to begin with. He himself propagated misinformation that he ranked 7th on AIEEE and won "THE Physics Olympiad." None of which is true. In fact he never sat AIEEE. In the early days of his Bolly career he even went on record to claim he was a "graduate" of DCOE. Dude was building his image based on lofty information that was inaccurate.

    • @avinash_1341
      @avinash_1341 Před 10 dny

      You must be pretty dumb then

  • @RevanaViv
    @RevanaViv Před rokem +16

    Recently a very popular meme page tried bringing Dan down on their page using his rice bag and hospital wohi banegi joke from his special to create hate and more popularity. It seems they deleted that post.😂

  • @kashyapsays
    @kashyapsays Před rokem +6

    I thought ssrians refered to people using anti depressants

  • @XboysSingapore
    @XboysSingapore Před dnem

    Daniel, u r the KINGGGGGGGGGG of dark human man!!! seriously how do u do it..

  • @bbhaskar00001
    @bbhaskar00001 Před 5 dny +2

    After a long time watched such a wonderful video. Missed few years because just started following you this month...
    Chip Comedian😂😂
    Making of Fun of people who threaten you with Violence is an appropriate Response...

  • @a_myth_sin
    @a_myth_sin Před rokem +8

    some people just don't understand joke. They don't know whose fun was made in the joke

    • @Abhishek09165
      @Abhishek09165 Před rokem +1

      Some people can't take criticism and say joke nahi samjha

    • @pushkarpillewar490
      @pushkarpillewar490 Před rokem +1

      @@Abhishek09165 rape threat criticism hota hai kya??

    • @Abhishek09165
      @Abhishek09165 Před rokem

      @@pushkarpillewar490 puri baat likh

  • @theleakingpot
    @theleakingpot Před rokem +123

    He and Vir Das are probably the most intelligent stand up comedian in India. Absolutely incredible.

  • @Plainfood270
    @Plainfood270 Před 3 dny +1

    I do agree many comments have wrong spellings.

  • @indiangirl_in_30s
    @indiangirl_in_30s Před rokem +8

    The sad reality is, people take advantage even when you are alive and breathing. It's better to be dead than being betrayed by people who once meant the world to you. Our world is turning into Gotham City and sadly there isn't any Batman in such a dystopian world.

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 Před rokem

      True.

    • @Bwahahaaa
      @Bwahahaaa Před rokem

      These people who call themselves SSRians, where were they when the guy was being boycotted by an entire community for playing a Muslim in love with hindu girl. Nobody knows why he did what he did, but before blaming Bollywood, can't they think of the possibility that SSR was affected by the vile comments people made on him for playing a Muslim in Kedarnath.
      And now they are doing same to Daniel, giving him anxiety as well. Internet trolls should be declared as no. 1 reason for mental health issues

  • @utkarshojha8953
    @utkarshojha8953 Před rokem +1

    Amazing 😂😂😂😂

  • @uzmaislam3685
    @uzmaislam3685 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Always come to ur channel for intelligent comedy, have never been disappointed.. ✨️

  • @Sachin-pt1op
    @Sachin-pt1op Před rokem +4

    Dude, u appeared..

  • @bkddop
    @bkddop Před rokem +1

    2:20 that clap 🤗 only he understood the depth of the joke

  • @tarun11111
    @tarun11111 Před rokem +1

    One person clapped and realised😮😅

  • @verniercallipers9220
    @verniercallipers9220 Před rokem

    Why is this re-uploaded?

  • @himanshutripathi7441
    @himanshutripathi7441 Před 2 dny +1

    wtf man,
    i love you. Solid points.

  • @tarunswami3130
    @tarunswami3130 Před rokem +1

    Repost?

  • @RKarekar
    @RKarekar Před rokem +7

    that plot-twist tho 🤣

  • @SalmanAhmedKhan2611
    @SalmanAhmedKhan2611 Před rokem +1

    You're too late.. i just love your work.. why don't you do it more often?

  • @racheldammala3818
    @racheldammala3818 Před rokem +2

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @h.hholmes.492
    @h.hholmes.492 Před rokem +1

    poised

  • @deepikalal1301
    @deepikalal1301 Před 27 dny

    Daniel 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @deepaksagar1986
    @deepaksagar1986 Před rokem +3

    Love your comedy

  • @wasimshayna
    @wasimshayna Před rokem

    hhhahahaa best!

  • @escapistreader3860
    @escapistreader3860 Před 2 dny

    "Chip comedian"😂😂

  • @sho3bum
    @sho3bum Před rokem +2

    I thought it would be about SSRI-ans

  • @Rahulkumar-on4yz
    @Rahulkumar-on4yz Před rokem +5

    I hope you dont get into trouble for this😂

  • @KILOMIKE86
    @KILOMIKE86 Před 5 dny +1

    Wishing people Better Spelling in future❤

  • @happysoul_97
    @happysoul_97 Před rokem +8

    What a piece just loved it.

  • @Imran-lz6kb
    @Imran-lz6kb Před rokem

    Threats loading ⏳ 😂😂😂

  • @ABID_KHAN_007
    @ABID_KHAN_007 Před 4 dny +1

    You're a chip comedian😂😂😂

  • @HimanshuSingh-ws3wj
    @HimanshuSingh-ws3wj Před rokem

    Love you bro kabhi UP-Bihar aao show krne😂

  • @parvbansal3332
    @parvbansal3332 Před rokem +15

    I love your comedy man!! Please do a show in the NCR Region!

  • @joelxavier1978
    @joelxavier1978 Před rokem

    😂😂😂

  • @sauron2000000
    @sauron2000000 Před rokem

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Che_Guna
    @Che_Guna Před 20 dny

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍

  • @uglyindian4401
    @uglyindian4401 Před rokem +3

    Sometimes I get thoughts of running my car over the first bunch of Sanghis that I come across on the road... just for the fun of it...
    Then I remember... Democracy... Sabko haq hai... now I know how they feel, finally I'm able to relate with their kind on at least one level... democracy is stupid...

    • @user_1abc
      @user_1abc Před 7 měsíci

      I'd like to lend my Ford Endeavor to you for your Sanghi endeavor. It'll be free. My 2 cents.

    • @mindofchrist2301
      @mindofchrist2301 Před dnem

      Don't lie. You are not running over then because you don't know how to write essays

  • @spirited_away.3
    @spirited_away.3 Před rokem +1

    Not an SSRian but lame jokes dude. Came back with good shi.

  • @happychristian9591
    @happychristian9591 Před 3 dny

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @nishant205
    @nishant205 Před rokem

    Superb set

  • @darshanjain5003
    @darshanjain5003 Před rokem +5

    Wondering, How he wrote "comedian" correctly.🤣🤣🤣

  • @motivationwithhappymind1705
    @motivationwithhappymind1705 Před 5 měsíci

    Comarade In Making...😂😂😂

  • @Che_Guna
    @Che_Guna Před 20 dny

    😂😂😂😂

  • @positivezonee
    @positivezonee Před rokem

    Terribly amazing ✨♥️🔥

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous Před rokem +2

    Keep Flying High Dan, History will be kind.

  • @kashifchhapra2670
    @kashifchhapra2670 Před 4 dny

    🎉

  • @vibingau
    @vibingau Před rokem +1

    Just here to give a great compliment : Jyada dur Nhi jaega Tu. Bht jaldi milega Tujhe karma

  • @abhinavxgmer8252
    @abhinavxgmer8252 Před rokem

    I want to explain this legend in one word i will say chutiya 😂😂😂😂

  • @ArvindLeoPereira
    @ArvindLeoPereira Před 18 dny

    War rukwa di Papa

  • @vivekgohil20
    @vivekgohil20 Před rokem +1

    You are a DIP comedian.

  • @dipaksinha6132
    @dipaksinha6132 Před rokem +1

    I hope the kids find your jokes funny

  • @Hjain2760202
    @Hjain2760202 Před rokem

    "Check your privilege" ?

  • @amanjotsingh5139
    @amanjotsingh5139 Před rokem

    not so chip😮

  • @kapilislive0
    @kapilislive0 Před rokem +1

    🚩 जय श्री राम 🚩bhai bahot badhiya video banate hai tu

  • @sameerhinduja7357
    @sameerhinduja7357 Před rokem

    I still cannot find any hate comments here ?😊

  • @TheSmithv2
    @TheSmithv2 Před rokem

    I think online hooliganism is not to be supported but there's a need to understand that a lot of this is in response to paid information war and propaganda by vested interests- often state sponsored.

  • @ankitshah8630
    @ankitshah8630 Před rokem

    That bhakt joke was too much though in some other video obviously which created a controversy

  • @Somashree93
    @Somashree93 Před rokem +1

    First comment ❤

  • @nitishbansal91
    @nitishbansal91 Před rokem +2

    Wonder if you ever considered switching off comments on your videos?
    On one side you won’t get traumatised and on the other you would have to search for content somewhere else

    • @uglyindian4401
      @uglyindian4401 Před rokem

      Naah...
      It's fun once in a while to piss off the left-behind elements who are the living embodiment of the indictment of the Indian Education system...

  • @shashasha12
    @shashasha12 Před rokem +3

    paying as much as I liked - $0

  • @mukeshkumarmahato1298
    @mukeshkumarmahato1298 Před rokem +3

    Ayo, rice bag 🍚

    • @pushkarpillewar490
      @pushkarpillewar490 Před rokem +1

      mukesh bhai mummy leke jao apni mere ghar se

    • @uglyindian4401
      @uglyindian4401 Před rokem

      First go and get your ST reservation...
      The jungle animals of your kind (what do you call yourselves... right, KURMI) are making a huge hue and cry in some godforsaken corner of the country... go and post your attendance there... like a proper TRIBAL... then come back to use internet and smartphone and comment sections...

    • @arnavkhandekar166
      @arnavkhandekar166 Před rokem

      Ayo, cow piss drinker

    • @samantonyk
      @samantonyk Před rokem +4

      Ayo, Cow Peee

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 Před rokem +2

      Ayo, gobar

  • @darklordyt5980
    @darklordyt5980 Před rokem +2

    Bhai hasna tha kya ?

  • @Samirsingh9807
    @Samirsingh9807 Před rokem

    “Spelling Mistake” :-most common logical fallacy (ad hominem)

  • @cheesepun
    @cheesepun Před rokem +1

    Nano-chip comedian

  • @javidsalam
    @javidsalam Před 9 dny +1

    Atleast ve some respect for the departed soul u r making a joke of a dead person seriously is this the comedy?

    • @anchalsultan5282
      @anchalsultan5282 Před 3 dny +3

      You again missed the whole point he is not making fun of SSR he is making fun of those opportunistic people who are taking advantage of his death but ignored him when he was alive.

  • @ayushverma2987
    @ayushverma2987 Před rokem +1

    Tumhe kuch kehne se pehle research kr Leni chahiye thi COVID ke time Bhai
    Aise thode hi hota hai rice bag mil gya halaluiya halaluiya krte krte script Lake chipka diya

  • @souvikpradhan6940
    @souvikpradhan6940 Před rokem +3

    Where is the joke? He should try something else for his career… he doesn’t have a future in standup comedy

    • @chais3358
      @chais3358 Před 24 dny

      He is a very good comedian. It's called dark comedy.

    • @onceajordan
      @onceajordan Před 12 dny

      despite your opinion, he's world famous for 10 years now.

  • @Burner__
    @Burner__ Před rokem +5

    Seems like Daniel's jokes are stuck in 2016. The punches are banal.

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 Před rokem +5

      But SSR died in 2020😂😂😂😂😂 You are good😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Burner__
      @Burner__ Před rokem +5

      @@sauron2000000 Still old punches. Bad spelling of trollers and many more.

    • @SJ-hi8rk
      @SJ-hi8rk Před rokem +1

      Banal means?

    • @samantonyk
      @samantonyk Před rokem

      ​@@SJ-hi8rk he did a Cambridge investigation to look cool since topic was on spelling and lack of education which making trollers to make death,rape threats. He is just a Fenugreek seed, which really stinks.

  • @akshatmathur8547
    @akshatmathur8547 Před rokem +4

    U r chip comidian.

  • @EKPUREDESI
    @EKPUREDESI Před rokem +5

    So your parents and their parents also choose Rice 😂😂😂

    • @shahrukhansa580
      @shahrukhansa580 Před rokem +19

      Better than choosing Cow dung!

    • @krishnagupta85
      @krishnagupta85 Před rokem +11

      Yeah man... Rice is healthier than shit...!!

    • @chivaljazz
      @chivaljazz Před rokem +6

      So you are saying you never had rice your whole life?

    • @doctorfootball1479
      @doctorfootball1479 Před rokem +1

      He's an atheist which probably puts him more in the indic fold than the abhramaic garbage of hating other religions that you're espousing...
      Peeche ho

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 Před rokem +6

      Basmati rice was loved by Modi's mother. just saying

  • @mandarkotkar
    @mandarkotkar Před rokem +1

    Comedy aur Tera.....koi naata nahi

  • @hsteop
    @hsteop Před 10 dny

    Sushant Singh Rajput was murdered and we SSR fans (SSRians) demanding Justice for SUSHANT with his Family so it is Wrong in terms of Your perspective... Remember one thing god is Watching everything... Tumhare Family main hona chaiye tabh samjhoge Gawar Standup comedian and his so call Uneducated Genz audiance
    #justiceforSSR

  • @danishraza9714
    @danishraza9714 Před rokem +5

    I used to like your comedy but this was sick. Couldn’t continue after the first 3 minutes. Unsubscribed!

  • @Bakchod-raajneeti-vk
    @Bakchod-raajneeti-vk Před rokem +2

    Missionary lund

  • @neerajanair53
    @neerajanair53 Před rokem

    😂😂😂