Nordic Virgin: Spends time building a functioning economy Mediterranean Chad: Borrows money from virgin northerners. Refuses to pay them back. Leaves without explaining.
@@larslosh5598 Nah that's something Arabs would do, Mediterraneans would spend it on cooler looking churches and football stadiums, and half of the money would go to politician's pockets
as a Mediterranean I can confirm that we do so little, that if someone dies at 200, we will disgrace them for working too hard. 400 is the minimum age permitted to die. Queen elisabeth was actually medditeranian and her real name is Elizebetha Kresimir sa Turkiye Wizabor
@@drdavinsky i am joking, clearly. That would be evident considering that I said people live to 200, which has never happened. Cope and learn what a joke is
As a Spanish person from Spain (I'm Spanish if you didn't noticed) I have +99 chad points Edit: Ha ha no quería poner esto, pero... Gracias por los likes
I used to live in Southern France near the border with Spain. Now i live in the North near the border with Belgium. It's hell. When i get on the roof of my house i can see the whole f*cking region because it's so flat. Weather is shit. It's the fucking England of France. Can't wait to return to glorious mediterranean shores.
Virgin Nordic person in hot weather: dies from heat exhaustion and skin turns ugly red Chad Mediterranean person: absorbs the sun and gets beautiful tan
I'm Italian but my skin becomes red too due to hot sun during the summer, I have to hide in shadow or apply sun cream. That's why I prefer go on vacation to the mountains rather than beach/sea.
0:54 "Slavery was a strategic and very important part of all Mediterranean societies during the Middle Ages." Americans in the 1850s: "Are you challenging me?"
Mauretania today: "Are you challenging me?" (It's estimated up to 15% of Mauretania's population still live in slavery, mostly black africans enslaved by arabs)
@@riograndedosulball248 True chattel slavery was common in medieval southern Europe. Heck, even England by the time of the Norman conquest had many slaves (~10% IIRC).
@@thespacedisland5746 virgin us slavery: "dark skin people= poopoo and shall not live a good life" Chad Mediterranean slavery: "germanics were slaves but still had the opportunity for a better life by fighting in the roman army"
As a Finn I absolutely agree with our food. Though just so you all know, it's so much better when you actually eat it from the floor. Gives that nice earthy twist to it and goes perfectly with excessive amount of salt
Meanwhile, being French is like having an existential crisis between being north-western European and mediterranean, and not being able to pick a side.
@@naki3963 not completely. In the southern half of France, they definitely have a mediterranean behavior and mindset, but in the northern half, the behavior and mindset is closer to English and Germans
Well, technically in the past Portugal touched the Mediterranean when you had Ceuta, but you lost it during the Portuguese Restoration War against Spain so... You are only Atlantic XD. Source: I am Spanish.
@@vinc_viking9770 I used to work with a Swedish colleague in Northern Norway. Every time I tried to speak Swedish, she said it resembled Skånska (edit: I was terrible, but I had fun trying).
@@Al3xandeer Glad to hear you got along! Some weeks ago we had a school exchange with some Norwegians and it was great! Eventhough you might hate us for saying Oslo rather than Oshlo :)
@@vinc_viking9770 Glad you enjoyed your school exchange it seems. And hahaha not to worry. I live in London now, and even I am used to saying Oslo rather than Oshlo.
@@Theziz8 Please, I am a Cypriot let's unite again fellow Phoenician brother and form a Greek-Phoenician federation or whatever as a way to create more useless fake jobs for us to share and keep on doing nothing together.
@TheFruitMan Greg the secret I think is in that brown sauce if only we could smuggle some of it here in Souf Yurop and ran some tests we could perhaps use it in the production of advanced bio weapons ☣ 😎
As a Greek i can definitely say that 1:07 is exactly how we’ll end up resolving our little problem with our good friends Turkey who we love and are definitely not annoying😀👍🏼
The danish one was good, Its actually a border dispute between Canada and Denmark, where each claim ownership of the island. Instead of actually fighting over a small rock each Army takes turns planting a danish/canadian flag on the island with a bottle of booze next to it to the opposite side. The danish Drink is Schnapps and the Canadian one im not to sure about but I think it was some form of Whiskey If we could all fight our disputes like this we could all go to bed happy and drunk instead of Dead and dismemembered
Virgin nordic: dies of heat exhaustion at 24 degrees Chad mediterranean: enjoys a strong cup of espresso/Turkish coffee while sitting at the balcony chatting with his 150 year old grandma on a nice summer afternoon of 39 degrees celsius
As a Croat and a Mediterranean, I can confirm that all of our stereotypes are true. My whole life is waking up from 9 to 12 am, drinking coffee for 3 hours and hating other Mediterranean nations.
I as a romanian from Moldova love all european contries. I don't care what this video says, i love only Europe. Its landscape, cultures ,nationalities and history.
Mediterranean: I enjoy putting flavor in my food and enjoying life with my friends and family. Nordic: Antisocial drunk stumbling in to enjoy his favorite meal of cheap alcohol and rotten fish
@@gatorade1968 depends who, and where is their location places like Calabria and Andalausia are closer to the Arabs in Genetics although your correct on the aryaness of the both races however in culture such as the family and even in behaviour its closer to the Arabs
I am Portuguese, we are not directly connected to Mediterranean but we are still Mediterranean… just with some extra step that is We are the only Mediterraneans not connected to Mediterranean
I'm a person Mediterranean and I can confirm that here even the smallest disagreement ends with a big fight that often affects generations of someone's family. This wasn't supposed to sound depressing.
@Jukebox I wanna go to the northern Europe then. No wonder Norway had the best living conditions. As a Mediterranean, hateful neighbours and even worse relatives can really destroy even the prettiest country.
As a Mediterranean from Cyprus I confirm, we are all Gigachads here. In matter of fact there are no women in Mediterranean sea, only Gigachads, no need to reproduce of course as we are all immortal. We just have fun with the fellow Gigacahd homies.
So does the danish language, and I think we both can agree that their language is far inferior than ours two. Meaning, since Swedish does not have “æ” and Norwegian does… Swedish is obviously better
wakes up at: 2pm, eats lunch sesta at: 4pm. don't forget a light snack at 5pm: bread, fat and salty slice of ham, fat and smelly slice of cheese, bread, beer. goes back to sesta wakes up at: 7pm, eats dinner nice break from harduous day, shortly falling asleep on a chair outside goes to bed at: 3am
Mediterranean culture is civilization and globalization in several centuries, a mixture of great nationalities and cultures and not a cult of barbarian marauders, murderers of rapists from the north)) it’s a pity that the Americans will popularize the Vikings more than the ancient Mediterranean
Nah we don’t, American here. In the states, ancient Greece and Rome are looked at highly upon especially Ancient Greece. Also Ancient Egypt is very popular here as well.
Hagelslaag. They even eat it with little Rainbow colored pure suggar springles on the bread. I am a moroccan (1/4 spanish) who goes to the netherlands once a year and must admit, at least the Chocolate one, their milk and cheese and their Peanut Butter are superior. But yea, they should eat some real food in the morning.
As a spanish, this is my day routine, breakfast, eat at 16:00pm, sleep the siesta, wake up eat dinner at 00:00 and go again to sleep until the food of the next day
As a mediterranean I can write a long essay about why we live past 200 years but it's time to do nothing and relax in the sun, while drinking olive oil.
As a portuguese, I can confirm all of that afirmations. All of my mediteranean brothers (including Portugal) have sucessfuly recived our 10000000 GigaChad Points 🥴🥴
As someone who lives in a semi-arid steppe engulfed by mediterranean climate (Anatolian Plateau) but has majority Aegean and Adriatic heritage, I can confirm this is accurate
What would you rather have? A decent amount of money but everything is goddamn expensive and the sun doesn’t exist for 70% of the year or a low salary but you live in one of the best countries for weather, food etc?
As a Turkish guy whose homeland is Mersin I can approve that we literally do nothing except trying to find the weirdest other ways to consume lemon and olive oil
@@Saqux am stupid so i cannot tell if you are sarcastic or not, but i’m sure it’s better than anglo “food” - they literally have toast sandwich as meal
As a Mediterranean, the most common reason of death at 200 here is because we do nothing all day so we just end ourselves out of boredom
As Italian, I agree
@@pisco6139 idem, pure io
As a Greek, I'm chillin'
As a Portuguese, also agreed.
@@Stroganoff667 does Portugal have access to the mediterranean?
Spaniard here. Just wanted to say that a siesta and some olive oil every day keeps the doctor away
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@@newciouss well your dad ain’t gonna be there soon
That's some real fax
And the smell of garlic keeps everyone else away?
Fieraa
Nordic Virgin: Spends time building a functioning economy
Mediterranean Chad: Borrows money from virgin northerners. Refuses to pay them back. Leaves without explaining.
The Nords have a saying;
It isn't stupid to ask when someone is too stupid to give when asked.
I think by functioning economy you just mean "we have oil"
@@adr77510 that's Norway
@@kire929 if the Mediterraneans had Norways oil they would spend it all on gold plated Lamborghini police cars within 2 weeks
@@larslosh5598 Nah that's something Arabs would do, Mediterraneans would spend it on cooler looking churches and football stadiums, and half of the money would go to politician's pockets
as a Mediterranean I can confirm that we do so little, that if someone dies at 200, we will disgrace them for working too hard. 400 is the minimum age permitted to die. Queen elisabeth was actually medditeranian and her real name is Elizebetha Kresimir sa Turkiye Wizabor
You tried hard, but well done
Iceland and Norway live longer and are much taller than short little meds hahah. Cope. Look at actual data.
@@drdavinsky i am joking, clearly. That would be evident considering that I said people live to 200, which has never happened. Cope and learn what a joke is
@@drdavinsky tall to compensate the small pp
@@drdavinsky and italy has the highest life expatation of europe
As a spanishy spanish spaniard i can confirm i am about to become a teenager (i am 109 years old) and will get some olive oil for my birthday
Nah, you are still a toddler with that age.
Ur way down the list of life expectancy. Iceland and Norwegians live far longer lmao. Plus taller and 0% arab dna
@@drdavinsky good for them
@@drdavinsky what has the taller and arab dna got to do with anything
@@drdavinsky if you don’t know taller people die faster because the heart must sustain a bigger body
As a Spanish person from Spain (I'm Spanish if you didn't noticed) I have +99 chad points
Edit: Ha ha no quería poner esto, pero... Gracias por los likes
as a italiann +9999999999999⁹999
¡¡¡¡¡VIVA ESPAÑA, CARAJO!!!!!
Europeon Mexican lol
@@se6586 ?
@@ElHeraldoHispano VIVA COÑO
My father is Italian/Lebanese and my mother is Greek/Spaniard so I can 100% agree without any bias whatsoever.
What is even your ethnic identity
@@_braileanul
This man bleeds olive oil and cries tears of orange juice.
Lord have mercy on his soul.
@@someguy2744
Motherfuckers organs are just tomatoes
@@_braileanul Roman Empire
@@_braileanul 100% Mediterranean
I used to live in Southern France near the border with Spain. Now i live in the North near the border with Belgium.
It's hell. When i get on the roof of my house i can see the whole f*cking region because it's so flat. Weather is shit. It's the fucking England of France. Can't wait to return to glorious mediterranean shores.
Catalunya Nord?
@@salvadoralvarezbonet3783 near Carcassonne, yes
i did the opposite move, best decision of my life. Mediteranean culture is definitely superior.
Provence is best part of France, you can’t deny it
Mediterránean is literally better than any other part of Europe
Virgin Nordic person in hot weather: dies from heat exhaustion and skin turns ugly red
Chad Mediterranean person: absorbs the sun and gets beautiful tan
bro I feel like I'm dying when it's +23C
well if you have been to Scandinavia we are probably more tann than most Europeans. its the anglos you are talking about
Chad Mediterranean person in under 10 degrees celsius: Dies. OP Chad swede in 50 minus: Maybye we should consider putting on a jacket?
I'm Italian but my skin becomes red too due to hot sun during the summer, I have to hide in shadow or apply sun cream. That's why I prefer go on vacation to the mountains rather than beach/sea.
@@Turmogo Älvsbyn, Sweden
Average temperature january: -10°
Coldest weather recorded Spain: -34,1°
Coldest weather recorded Sweden: -52,6
Last meme is false. They would not believe in God, therefore would say “how in science’s name did you know that I am Nordic?”
Most religious nordic ever
Most handsome swede
We believe(d) in Norse mythology instead, so it’d be how in odins name did you know I was Nordic
@@tajp917 Cringe+pagan
@@tajp917 Ukko for us fins. While we were nordic we didnt share the same religion, having droven the vikings out of finnish shores.
As a Nordic individual, I rate this 25/30 Years War.
Since i am a Nordic individual my self i agree whit this state ment
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Swedes at Nordlingen couldn't possibly comprehend the glorious Mediterranean strategy of just laying down at strategic times
The tallest Med is 5’6
@@drdavinsky lol someone's mad at a meme
My heritage as a Finn and Greek has finally paid off.
Now I can talk crap about both regions and get away with it.
Does that also mean you owe yourself money since greece is in debt for finland?
😂😂😂
@@paskaalisaapaskaa5354 hmmm, I think yes because no matter what it is or the situation - Greece probably owes money to it
Finn/Greek here as well 😎👊
both flags are blue and white so it was meant to be
as a resident of Oceania, I have no idea wtf is going on up there
Dude because australia does not exist
As a resident of the quing dinasty, I think I have invented time travel
Ofc you dont. You probably arent even a native of austronesia.
mf be living in george orwells dystopian world of 1984 no cap 💀💀
Literally 1984
0:54 "Slavery was a strategic and very important part of all Mediterranean societies during the Middle Ages."
Americans in the 1850s: "Are you challenging me?"
Mauretania today: "Are you challenging me?"
(It's estimated up to 15% of Mauretania's population still live in slavery, mostly black africans enslaved by arabs)
Though it may depend on the definition of slavery employed, actual slavery was incredibly rare in medieval Europe, but serfdom was common place
@@riograndedosulball248 True chattel slavery was common in medieval southern Europe. Heck, even England by the time of the Norman conquest had many slaves (~10% IIRC).
American Slavery was the cringe version, bring back Chad pre-Age of Exploration slavery
@@thespacedisland5746 virgin us slavery: "dark skin people= poopoo and shall not live a good life"
Chad Mediterranean slavery: "germanics were slaves but still had the opportunity for a better life by fighting in the roman army"
I was going to say something, but, since I am from the Mediterranean, I'm lazy to do it...
épico😎
@@panzersoldat_4265 simplemente, épico 😎
shout-out to all my Mediterranean brothers out there too lazy to actually write a comment agreeing 🙏
Agre..
yessir
Wha
hmm
Ye
Mediterranean: has done absolutely nothing by the age of 150.
God: Alright, I'll give him some more time.
As a Finn I absolutely agree with our food. Though just so you all know, it's so much better when you actually eat it from the floor. Gives that nice earthy twist to it and goes perfectly with excessive amount of salt
Macaronbox is best
@@jurbagarga1410 I prefer liverbox (with raisins) myself
@@LeSatan Depends on how much. If I have some thi g for dineer, Macaronbox, a nice snack for little hunger, maybe I'll take some liverbox.
Makaronilaatikko perkele!!!!
Meanwhile, being French is like having an existential crisis between being north-western European and mediterranean, and not being able to pick a side.
Frenchs are mediterranean
@@naki3963 not completely. In the southern half of France, they definitely have a mediterranean behavior and mindset, but in the northern half, the behavior and mindset is closer to English and Germans
Nah theyre just trash
@@naki3963 No only the Occitans are Mediterranean. French are Nordics.
@@mohammedabdul4832 I dont think so, frenchs are not like Norwegians, they are like Northern Italians, northern Spanish, or Southern English
As a Portuguese (totally touching a Mediterranean coast) have lived 199 years and officially licensed as the youngest Mediterranean person recorded
Dang you're working too hard, rest bro
Totally touching a mediterranean coast lol
Alrigjt bro you dragged it
Well, technically in the past Portugal touched the Mediterranean when you had Ceuta, but you lost it during the Portuguese Restoration War against Spain so... You are only Atlantic XD.
Source: I am Spanish.
cadê o nosso ouro?
Beta nordic people: dying because of the heat (its 4ºC)
Alpha male mediterranians: enjoying a morning jog at 45ºC
Just dont come to our hood, might need to give you a eod bomb suit to keep you warm, food you wont get tho.
Virgin Mediterraneans: Freezing to death in 10C.
Chad Nordics: Enjoying a leisurely evening run in -10C rain/hail.
Saunas : are we a joke to you
As a Norwegian I can confirm that norwegian is indeed pretty similar to swedish.
Inte Nordnorska i förlik med Skånska min vän. (JK it is very similar)
@@vinc_viking9770 I used to work with a Swedish colleague in Northern Norway. Every time I tried to speak Swedish, she said it resembled Skånska
(edit: I was terrible, but I had fun trying).
@@Al3xandeer Glad to hear you got along! Some weeks ago we had a school exchange with some Norwegians and it was great! Eventhough you might hate us for saying Oslo rather than Oshlo :)
@@vinc_viking9770 Glad you enjoyed your school exchange it seems.
And hahaha not to worry. I live in London now, and even I am used to saying Oslo rather than Oshlo.
It's funny reading these comments, cause you can tell how nordics are genuinely peacful people, despite the memes
As a Latin American, I'm 100% proud the European blood that goes through my veins comes from Mediterraneans. That gives me at least a few Chad points.
Manlet
It does
Natives are mega Chad's points for that
@@deutscherfischer55 still take your women
Latins are chad too, the least chad people on earth are the British.
As a Greek, this took all my energy to type out. Its now time for my siesta and unemployment.
when your hobby is sitting in a white plastic chair until noon
Not accurate, we don't wake up until noon.
And gossip about the life of other people 🤭
Hey careful there or the Italian government is going to submit a forum to UNESCO to make white plastic lawn chairs a cultural pinnacle.
As a Mediterranean from Libya, I can indeed confirm that all we do is harass the Non-Mediterraneans and eat pasta every day for every meal.
Me who not a Mediterranean and eat rice everyday
:/
As a Lebanese I can confirm the only time we do anything is when we shower ourselves in olive oil ( it’s good for the skin and tastes nice)
As a Lebanese, I confirm we actually do absolutely nothing but scream, eat, fight, party, repeat.
Stop having civil war
@@jacobinfier9407 We did in 1990 🤔
The screaming is the most polite and eloquent way of talking our dialect
@@Theziz8 Please, I am a Cypriot let's unite again fellow Phoenician brother and form a Greek-Phoenician federation or whatever as a way to create more useless fake jobs for us to share and keep on doing nothing together.
get out the muslim out of your contry if you want to be part of meditterranean club. For me you are not part of us just arabs.
nordic heaven:
-eat
-fight
-die
-repeat
mediterranean heaven: b e a t i t u d e
barbaros imundos
One is manlier than the other
I sure hope the food they serve in nordic heaven is not nordic food 😒
@@abaddonthearmless319 nordic heaven is literally a normal day in south italy
@TheFruitMan Greg the secret I think is in that brown sauce if only we could smuggle some of it here in Souf Yurop and ran some tests we could perhaps use it in the production of advanced bio weapons ☣ 😎
"Least religious mediterranean inhabitant as pope Francis" might as well be unironically
As a Greek i can definitely say that 1:07 is exactly how we’ll end up resolving our little problem with our good friends Turkey who we love and are definitely not annoying😀👍🏼
Greece and Turkey indeed love each other very much 🇺🇾❤🇹🇳
And so do America and Russia 🇱🇷❤🇸🇮
Strong sperm ally 💪💪💪
@@ElHeraldoHispano bro you put the tunesia flag lol
@@enhancedintellect oh I just saw dang thx mate
Ty we definitely love not a r*tarted and b*ggar gr*ek
The danish one was good, Its actually a border dispute between Canada and Denmark, where each claim ownership of the island. Instead of actually fighting over a small rock each Army takes turns planting a danish/canadian flag on the island with a bottle of booze next to it to the opposite side.
The danish Drink is Schnapps and the Canadian one im not to sure about but I think it was some form of Whiskey
If we could all fight our disputes like this we could all go to bed happy and drunk instead of Dead and dismemembered
if only?
its called the Olympics
That conflict has been solved. They just divided the island. So now Canada borders Denmark
They've actually recently decided to split the island so the dispute has been solved
@@Ricky911_ oh good
One side you can talk for hours and the other you can come and get cookies
@@nolesy34 ??
Virgin nordic: dies of heat exhaustion at 24 degrees
Chad mediterranean: enjoys a strong cup of espresso/Turkish coffee while sitting at the balcony chatting with his 150 year old grandma on a nice summer afternoon of 39 degrees celsius
in sicily
Turkish coffee, made with beans farmed by Kurdish farmers in East.
@@yurichtube1162 there wasn't officially kurds
@@hakan5531 Yes there 100% is
@@yurichtube1162 yea yea sure, have a nice day
As a Croat and a Mediterranean, I can confirm that all of our stereotypes are true. My whole life is waking up from 9 to 12 am, drinking coffee for 3 hours and hating other Mediterranean nations.
as an Italian I can relate
I as a romanian from Moldova love all european contries. I don't care what this video says, i love only Europe. Its landscape, cultures ,nationalities and history.
👍
Based
"Romanian from moldova" lol of course
@@GeysaQuewtr I meant Republic of Moldova.
I love Roma people
Mediterranean: I enjoy putting flavor in my food and enjoying life with my friends and family.
Nordic: Antisocial drunk stumbling in to enjoy his favorite meal of cheap alcohol and rotten fish
^^ this
we get protein
As an Italian, I can certify the importance of slaves
As a Mediterranean this gave me goosebumps, proud of my region!
There is no such thing as Mediterannian region. Italy is not same region as Syria or Morocco.
@@gatorade1968 ok
@@gatorade1968 you would be surprise how similar they are much more than their nordic counterpart, in terms of appearance, family, food and Calues
@@yahyadipalma6707 a Spaniard or an Italian is genetically closer to a Swedish person than they are to any North African or west Asian ethnic group.
@@gatorade1968 depends who, and where is their location places like Calabria and Andalausia are closer to the Arabs in Genetics although your correct on the aryaness of the both races however in culture such as the family and even in behaviour its closer to the Arabs
I am Portuguese, we are not directly connected to Mediterranean but we are still Mediterranean… just with some extra step that is
We are the only Mediterraneans not connected to Mediterranean
ceuta and milila are originaly porotoguse
@@jackal25301 Only Ceuta
San marino and vatican
@@jackal25301 milila belonged to Morocco before the Spaniards took it
@@xcell_r4thr87 morocco didn't exist at that time
I'm a person Mediterranean and I can confirm that here even the smallest disagreement ends with a big fight that often affects generations of someone's family.
This wasn't supposed to sound depressing.
Dont worry. You cant out-depress nordic people
Can confirm, Mediterranean grudges are for eternity
Spanish civil war ended 80 years ago and there's still people who argue about who did the most war crimes
@@waltuh11121 Definitely same here. Also they are going to attack you if you say anything about the war but weren't old enough to be born then.
@Jukebox I wanna go to the northern Europe then. No wonder Norway had the best living conditions. As a Mediterranean, hateful neighbours and even worse relatives can really destroy even the prettiest country.
As a mediterranean (Italian to be specific) I can confirm everything
and as your Southern neighbor (Malta) i can confirm that your statement is true 🇲🇹❤️🇮🇹
As a Turk from Mediterranean coast I am too lazy to confirm
As a greek i can't confirm right now because I'm actually sleeping
As a Spani...😴😴😴😴
As a Mediterranean from Cyprus I confirm, we are all Gigachads here. In matter of fact there are no women in Mediterranean sea, only Gigachads, no need to reproduce of course as we are all immortal. We just have fun with the fellow Gigacahd homies.
As a Spaniard, I always take my siesta very peacefully knowing that any German or Swede is working very hard to pay my debt.
as a norwegian i can say with confidence that the norwegian language is mor superior than swedish(we have æ)
So does the danish language, and I think we both can agree that their language is far inferior than ours two. Meaning, since Swedish does not have “æ” and Norwegian does… Swedish is obviously better
as a spanish the only thing I can say is that "æ" has a fascist connotation in spain ahahah
French have æ
Norwegians don't have å ä ö tho 😬
Ok, but can we at least agree that Danes sound like they have porridge stuck in their throats?
wakes up at: 2pm, eats lunch
sesta at: 4pm. don't forget a light snack at 5pm: bread, fat and salty slice of ham, fat and smelly slice of cheese, bread, beer. goes back to sesta
wakes up at: 7pm, eats dinner
nice break from harduous day, shortly falling asleep on a chair outside
goes to bed at: 3am
Virgin nordic when temperatures reach 20°C:Dies
Chad medeterrenian when temperatures reach 40°C : gets a beatuful tan and enjoys his day
yes sorry for being white
As a Mediterranean, my grandpa is 98 and talking about his 100th birthday party like he's Bilbo Baggins.
Based
As a Turkish I become more certain about being mediterranean is a sublime opportunity.
haha no you are form mongolia not med
Akdeniz bros
@علي ياسر and Turkic. Arabs and Iranians have some Turkic DNA too because Turkic warriors killed Arabs/Iranians and fucked their women
@@guzelataroach4450 🇲🇳 empire is better than gay Roman and Macedonian empire
@@guzelataroach4450 Most Turks are assimilated Anatolians. Only their language is from yellow Turkmens but anything else is Mediterranean.
speaking of the Mediterranean without mentioning olive oil as a north african im disappointed
Don't worry, this is a discussion between white people, we don't even consider you as mediteranean in north africa, for us you're just another arabs.
Why ? Africans are never be accepted as Mediterranean
@@rimacalid6557 lmao wtf are you on about when africans and asians sailed the med sea yor ancestors were still fuking sheep in mauntains euro sc...um
“Danes on their way to colonize useless islands”
*shows U.S. Navy fleet* 😑
Its a meme template get over it
The danish military is just USA they lost a war in 6 hours HAHAHHAAH WEAK DANISH SPERM
@@srirampatnaik9164 Theres nothing to get over, it’s just incorrect
@@bigbird5904 Most of them are. Why don't you speak for them then?
When you show up in parties, everyone wants to go home early. That's how fun you are to hang around with.
Mediterraneans feed their guests.. nords on the other hand.....
Italians (me) putting olive oil in literally every food
Lebanese (me) drinking it out of the bottle
Meanwhile Spanish people showering with bottles of olive oil
@@thatonegarl I piss olive oil
@@thatonegarl Greeks too. We use it as skin cream and hair conditioner 😄
We ARE olive oil, we are made of It.
Mediterranean here, yes, we have hidden nukes that no ones knows about in our basements, we do launch them over an argument with our neighbour
Part of my Icelandic childhood was captured well in this video
As a finn from finland I can totally agree with this.
Virgin Mediterraneans: Freezing to death in 10C.
Chad Nordics: Enjoying a leisurely evening run in -10C rain/hail.
Nordic cant stand hot
@@linkk4624 Mediterranean can’t stand cold. 😂
@@phoenixrose1192 i can
@@phoenixrose1192 i can stand -2 lol
@@linkk4624 But not -10.
Mediterranean culture is civilization and globalization in several centuries, a mixture of great nationalities and cultures and not a cult of barbarian marauders, murderers of rapists from the north)) it’s a pity that the Americans will popularize the Vikings more than the ancient Mediterranean
i think mediterrenans have murdered and raped more then northeners if we look at history.
Nah we don’t, American here. In the states, ancient Greece and Rome are looked at highly upon especially Ancient Greece. Also Ancient Egypt is very popular here as well.
As a Greek I can assure you that settling down even the slightest problems and disagreements, could be life changing.
Italians still seething about Finns winning that pizza competition.
Man, I love classical music
As a Portuguese this is true, my great great great great grandma is a bit sick but theres nothing better than a glass of wine to cure
As a Syrian I shout out to all my meddeteranian brothers to laugh and these so called americans
What? Your fucking country is in total war L 🤣🤣🤣
@@RedRocketthefirstSyrians have richer history than any other nordic country, you guys were at war at some point too, stop being a cunt.
Common Syrian W 🇪🇸🤝🏼🇸🇾
@@marinettiFuturismoW Spaniard 🇪🇸🤝🇸🇾
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I love these videos 😂
Chad nords: can withstand -30 degrees celcius and be fine
virgin mediterranean: freezes to death at 10 degrees celcius
today I learned the dutch eat a piece of bread with chocolate chips on top and call it "breakfast"
thank allah for making me mediterranean
Jesucristo ❤
Theyre not chocolate chips! Chocolate sprinkles :)
Hagelslaag. They even eat it with little Rainbow colored pure suggar springles on the bread.
I am a moroccan (1/4 spanish) who goes to the netherlands once a year and must admit, at least the Chocolate one, their milk and cheese and their Peanut Butter are superior. But yea, they should eat some real food in the morning.
@@elpibe1924 no
Youngest berber death is 95 years old
The age gap of the second youngest berber death is even larger.
As a spanish, this is my day routine, breakfast, eat at 16:00pm, sleep the siesta, wake up eat dinner at 00:00 and go again to sleep until the food of the next day
As a Mediterranean i must admit, that's exactly how our daily life looks like
As an algerian i really felt the slavery part😔
As a Mediterranean who did nothing all day today except watch this video I agree
I think the best part is the first clip because from the three really north Nordic countries, you chose a song from the one country not being memed on
I'm Finnish and this is lore accurate.
"Danes on their way to colonise the most useless islands on earth"
Norwegians: *slowly walks away*
As a Moroccan, our blood is hotter than the lava in Iceland.
DEM FEL 3RO9
Glorious!🙃
As an Algerian, I agree with the second last clip
As a mediterranean I can write a long essay about why we live past 200 years but it's time to do nothing and relax in the sun, while drinking olive oil.
As a portuguese, I can confirm all of that afirmations. All of my mediteranean brothers (including Portugal) have sucessfuly recived our 10000000 GigaChad Points 🥴🥴
Portugal doesn't touch mediterranean sea
@@-_Marcos_- but é considerated mediterrâneo caralho
@@pedroafonso8192todos que não são puramente brancos são mediterrâneos?
@@azulsoidbbdydyusydyd ...
As someone who lives in a semi-arid steppe engulfed by mediterranean climate (Anatolian Plateau) but has majority Aegean and Adriatic heritage, I can confirm this is accurate
But Mediterraneans were once conquered by Rome who was then defeated by the Anglo-Saxons then was defeated by the Vikings.
As an Italian i just have to say that it's not Just doing nothing but it's also the cousine, the mediterranean diet, for the rest it's true, all of it
As a Greek i can confirm your descriptions 👽 Danes on the way to colonise useless islands had me good 👽
Arent all of your islands useless?
@@abaddonthearmless319 Not when people like you spend thousands to holiday there 🤝🏼
@@Hail_Grimnir economy still bust
@@abaddonthearmless319 The only thing busting is your mothers behind
@@abaddonthearmless319 Not anymore
As an Italian who lives on the mountains I tell you that this video is totally
So I’m half Nordic half Mediterranean, does that make me just a normal dude?
You are Trentino-Alto Adige
That makes you a mud blood my friend, don't worry at least you are half Chad.
@@alessandroofthemediterranean wouldn’t I be a half blood? A mud blood would be like a Nordic living in the Mediterranean
Yes, if half of your body is freezing and the other burning, your average temperature is normal, so that analogy applies to you in this case
What part of the Mediterranean 🤣 France 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💀🐖🇫🇷💣🇱🇧💪
Impressive very nice. Now let's compare the GDPs.
You cant buy chadness with money
€1000 per capita yearly take it or leave it
😢😭
What would you rather have? A decent amount of money but everything is goddamn expensive and the sun doesn’t exist for 70% of the year or a low salary but you live in one of the best countries for weather, food etc?
@@cyrusthegreat7030 first one ofc
@@feyenoord1821 yeah it’s pretty nice but the weather is garbage
I absolutely love the Mediterranean habitat I can't deny it
I cant believe you used Ievan polkka for the first bit….🇫🇮
Greetings from Türkiye. ;)
As a Maltese individual, I have approximately +65 chad points.
Malta is a country I really want to visit.
as a italiann +9999999999999⁹999
@@krunoslavkovacec1842 do it’s really nice
@Xkraltr oh you mean Catholic-British-French Crusader-Italian Tunisia?
You have a *8 multiplier of chadness due to being surrounded by the Mediterranean sea on all of the possible compass directions
As a portuguese I can confirm that our life expectations are decreasing everyday and I fucking love it.
the one about Iceland. I thought it said Ireland at first and still said "accurate"
Larga vida al mediterráneo 🇪🇦
As A Finn Can Confirm We eat Fucking Nothing Else Other Than Mushroom Stew
I was also expecting something about the Mediterranean people shouting. 😂
I like that the danish national anthem was in this.
It was all lies, but at least there was some good music.
Thank you for reading my Yelp review.
As a Turkish guy whose homeland is Mersin I can approve that we literally do nothing except trying to find the weirdest other ways to consume lemon and olive oil
nobody sees you as mediterrenean mongol occupier
As an inmigrant in Sweden I can say this is very accurate
As an immigrant in Finland I can say this is very accurate
@@Okeilol as an immigrant living in your moms attic I can say you need to eat more vegetable
as an mediterrenean immigrant in Sweden I am too lazy to confirm
We were mentioned on a meme video! 🥂🥳🎆
As an Algerian this is true long live to mediteranean sea
As an immigrant in Finland I can say this is very accurate
Finnish food is great
@@Saqux am stupid so i cannot tell if you are sarcastic or not, but i’m sure it’s better than anglo “food” - they literally have toast sandwich as meal
Russia will invade you
@@jacobinfier9407 no it will not
@@Okeilol they will kill u my friend