I Finally Won Big on The Slot Machines - GTA Online Casino DLC

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  • I Finally Won Big on The Slot Machines - GTA Online Casino DLC
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  • @jeezyyj3784
    @jeezyyj3784 Před 5 lety +3939

    8:52 thank me with a like

    • @vortex_josh1642
      @vortex_josh1642 Před 5 lety +34

      @Luke Holland yeah your the desperate one

    • @vortex_josh1642
      @vortex_josh1642 Před 5 lety +14

      @Luke Holland You're right. I am calling you desperate. Just like you call the other guy desperate for no reason.

    • @gio_thebot
      @gio_thebot Před 5 lety

      ClassicKlutch - no

    • @itzryder1642
      @itzryder1642 Před 4 lety +6

      ClassicKlutch - sorry I like to watch the video 😂😂😂

    • @mrcopmrpoc4978
      @mrcopmrpoc4978 Před 4 lety +3

      Don’t you mean 23:59

  • @anomaly1826
    @anomaly1826 Před 5 lety +316

    8:52 old man choking on a watermelon I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

  • @ty_gardner_3053
    @ty_gardner_3053 Před 5 lety +863

    Intro: It’s your typical Canadian with a gambling problem here

  • @evren1364
    @evren1364 Před 4 lety +397

    The fact that this was actually posted on my birthday makes me happy

  • @dustfart466
    @dustfart466 Před 5 lety +112

    3:20 The reaction everyone has when they win the clothing item on the lucky wheel.

  • @elithe392
    @elithe392 Před 5 lety +260

    “How do I take these glasses off?”
    “Change appearance for $100,000”
    Ok let’s click that
    😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️💀

    • @ahmadel-masri2134
      @ahmadel-masri2134 Před 4 lety +5

      Don't blame u did the exact same thing

    • @baylin1774
      @baylin1774 Před 4 lety +2

      Ahmad Elm what?

    • @UseroneGaming
      @UseroneGaming Před 4 lety +5

      Ahmad Elm you can just take them off in style for free

    • @ahmadel-masri2134
      @ahmadel-masri2134 Před 4 lety +1

      @@UseroneGaming i know but I was dumb to spend 100,000 for nothing

    • @dannydot0441
      @dannydot0441 Před 4 lety +6

      Ahmad Elm that’s like me with my ceo name i thought it was free and it took 250k off of me 😂😂

  • @AbG-pk4ti
    @AbG-pk4ti Před 5 lety +308

    Intro: Hey what's up guys, back again with the DLC that has ruined my life
    -Cries-

  • @kob5840
    @kob5840 Před 5 lety +369

    *Spent 130,000 on slot machines.
    Didn't get a single triple picture of anything.

    • @austinhawkins5426
      @austinhawkins5426 Před 5 lety +10

      I do the Horse races and Blackjack, I only do blackjack because I know how to count cards

    • @ThaPugster
      @ThaPugster Před 5 lety +27

      @@austinhawkins5426 wait what????? your counting cards on a continuous deck????? youre a smart one...

    • @ThaPugster
      @ThaPugster Před 5 lety +21

      austin hawkins yes I know what it is but you can clearly see the dealer using a CSM boot making card counting completely obsolete in the casino

    • @Manisalive
      @Manisalive Před 5 lety +2

      I spent 500k and won nothing

    • @austinhawkins5426
      @austinhawkins5426 Před 5 lety +3

      @Stutter of the House Idk bro, it's worked for me and still does

  • @moons6509
    @moons6509 Před 3 lety +8

    20:02 when Lester calls you in the middle of a fight

  • @FonjiYT
    @FonjiYT Před 4 lety +93

    18:09 who else saw the person to his right win a jackpot 🎰

    • @idk_but_im_red
      @idk_but_im_red Před 4 lety +5

      Guy Next to him didnt win the jackpot tho

    • @lew-p4337
      @lew-p4337 Před 4 lety +1

      You have stolen my artwork (your profile picture) you have 24 hours to write back to me and Chang your profile picture or I will report you to CZcams who will and take you to court and or fine you

    • @FonjiYT
      @FonjiYT Před 4 lety +6

      Lxwis what you on about mines a fishstick pic and yours is a wonder skin and wydm court there’s no CZcams court and I have free will to pic this picture so shut up bruv

    • @lew-p4337
      @lew-p4337 Před 4 lety

      @@FonjiYT I made that picture

    • @FonjiYT
      @FonjiYT Před 4 lety +2

      Lxwis I found it on internet it never said you made so shut up and is that why i have more subs not flexing btw

  • @kozox
    @kozox Před 5 lety +74

    I just started watching ur beamng i love those videos I would love for u to do the crash test map I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @BennyBrown00
    @BennyBrown00 Před 5 lety +24

    3:28 You should play Texas Holdem on Red Dead Online? It ain’t irl poker at least

  • @sergioarvizu2972
    @sergioarvizu2972 Před 5 lety +189

    i commented this last video: Intro idea: what do you mean my credit card wasn’t working MOM DID YOU CUT ME OFF I TOLD YOU ITS A HOBBY NOT AN ADDICTION oh hey there

  • @timmorris8911
    @timmorris8911 Před 5 lety +4

    Wow, I remember watching your GTA IV mod videos years ago and your nostalgiac intro from those times bring back so many memories. I may not have watched you in the last few years, but I'm glad I re-found you. Thank you for being apart of my childhood, Speirs.

    • @cogworker1
      @cogworker1 Před 2 lety

      bot

    • @timmorris8911
      @timmorris8911 Před 2 lety

      @@cogworker1 huh

    • @cogworker1
      @cogworker1 Před 2 lety

      @@timmorris8911 i see your comment but in different words on every video

    • @timmorris8911
      @timmorris8911 Před 2 lety

      @@cogworker1 oh, probably cause this guy is past his hayday

  • @loriegivens3201
    @loriegivens3201 Před 5 lety +68

    "Deity of the sun."
    Speirs: Destiny of the sun
    😂😂😂

  • @phanttom8730
    @phanttom8730 Před 5 lety +9

    Intro: Hey everybody speirs here and wait is that my car.....that I won on the wheel!

  • @djs2332
    @djs2332 Před 5 lety +64

    intro: hey guys, welcome back to gambling simulator

  • @kaprr5572
    @kaprr5572 Před 5 lety +3

    Its so addicting watching speirs being addicted to gambling

  • @deadketamine3781
    @deadketamine3781 Před 5 lety +79

    I'm proud for spending hours upon hours gambling virtually to finally win less than 10% of what I've spent 😂

  • @sindre151
    @sindre151 Před 4 lety +17

    8:58 that is exactly what I said and now I've lost 1.2 mil in the casino 😅😭

    • @blueblocker5207
      @blueblocker5207 Před 3 lety

      only 1,2m your lucky lost 3,6 million once was trying to get the mk

    • @deckz_datboi3899
      @deckz_datboi3899 Před 3 lety

      @@blueblocker5207 on the diamond machines one it every 400k or so u should win a jackpot then wait a few hrs and it will reset

  • @artofbass6179
    @artofbass6179 Před 5 lety +51

    Best youtuber ever!! "Happy birthday if it's your birthday" lol
    Edit: wow most likes I've gotten ever thanks guys

  • @invisibilityinvisible4760

    18:06 the dude on the left got a jackpot 😂😂

  • @masonsmith2510
    @masonsmith2510 Před 5 lety +47

    "Its like two hours away. Long drive." Laughs in Texan

    • @Hydrosere
      @Hydrosere Před 5 lety +3

      How do you laugh in Texan? please explain.

    • @ChieSatonaka1991
      @ChieSatonaka1991 Před 5 lety +16

      @@Hydrosere Pretty sure that's when you laugh while shooting a revolver into the air.

    • @whitneymorgan9207
      @whitneymorgan9207 Před 5 lety +1

      Mason Smith I’m glad it wasn’t just me 😂 that’s right down the road for us

    • @Hydrosere
      @Hydrosere Před 5 lety +1

      @@ChieSatonaka1991 Dual wielded revolvers while dancing 😂😂

    • @sjdirty20
      @sjdirty20 Před 5 lety

      When I take trips it's like 6 or 7 hours away (not that far)

  • @brycethereal6402
    @brycethereal6402 Před 5 lety +5

    3:20 when mom says to get off the game and clean your room

  • @MANNYO4199
    @MANNYO4199 Před 5 lety +4

    23:31 made my day so much better 😂

  • @TMC.C
    @TMC.C Před 4 lety +2

    1:20 best quote yet

  • @h8xh8rs90
    @h8xh8rs90 Před 5 lety +11

    Intro: it’s your favorite addicted gambling youtuber

  • @tallcar193
    @tallcar193 Před 4 lety +1

    Blitz: Destiny of the sun.
    Me: I read wrong thought it was density.
    Deity of the sun: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Old_sourmilk
    @Old_sourmilk Před 5 lety +9

    Speirs your videos always make my day better even if I have seen the video 6 times in a row, they still make me happy. I love watching your videos, if it wasn't for this video, I would be laying on the bathroom floor puking. Thank you 🙏 for all the work 💼 you do.

  • @grantkleman9777
    @grantkleman9777 Před 4 lety +3

    “ you gotta know your bottom line then you blow right past it” 😂😂

  • @janyoung8367
    @janyoung8367 Před 5 lety +10

    Intro idea: "and that's when I buried her... OH WAIT IM RECORDING!"

  • @lbrproductions5653
    @lbrproductions5653 Před 5 lety

    Intro:Hey whats up guys Captain Canada back at it again, ready to win big

  • @deadketamine3781
    @deadketamine3781 Před 5 lety +8

    Yes brother finally

  • @ryanator109
    @ryanator109 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey Speirs you don't have to apologize for not uploading but so happy you're back! Just became a fan since you started doing casino vids and I've been catching up on you're old videos and you're amazing bro keep up the amazing content!

  • @thomaspodulka5740
    @thomaspodulka5740 Před 5 lety +5

    Intro: It’s Speirs, and if you’re hearing this it’s already too late.

  • @JHSmithmusic
    @JHSmithmusic Před 5 lety +3

    Intro: Hey guys and welcome back to the shut up and take my money simulator.

  • @punchy77855
    @punchy77855 Před 5 lety +7

    Intro: hey gamblers, satan here

  • @andyjaeger45
    @andyjaeger45 Před 5 lety

    That Civic guy want's to upgrade to an NSX BABYYY😂

  • @creativecreeper0728
    @creativecreeper0728 Před 5 lety +3

    I swear there was a add right before this that said to call the number if you had a gambling addiction lol

  • @mjbooker4752
    @mjbooker4752 Před 5 lety

    Intro:hey guys Spiers here and let get the shark cards rolling and I do not have a gambling addiction hahahhah

  • @jaxxonrebel5235
    @jaxxonrebel5235 Před 4 lety +9

    Intro: hey guys welcome back to to getting a new shark card

  • @hippiehorselover
    @hippiehorselover Před 5 lety

    pop-up books and slot machines -- the ultimate combo

  • @drifymaster4864
    @drifymaster4864 Před 5 lety +12

    Intro: Hey guys speirs here and my favorite card is "eh"ce (Sounds like ace)

  • @User-pf6wg
    @User-pf6wg Před 5 lety +1

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Speirs: I was at a car show

  • @imautisticjew396
    @imautisticjew396 Před 5 lety +3

    Intro: My name is speries and welcome to Canadian gambling his lifes savings away.

  • @frankmoses4854
    @frankmoses4854 Před 2 lety

    Intro: hey there soups child here, *INTENSE BREATHING*

  • @pphydra5121
    @pphydra5121 Před 4 lety +4

    I got a casino ad while watching this

  • @Saaco42182
    @Saaco42182 Před 5 lety

    Rockstar: hey dont gamble kids
    Speirs: hey guys Canadian with a gambling addiction here

  • @M1n1Cooper
    @M1n1Cooper Před 5 lety +3

    Intro: Hey guys its speirs here and i didn't forget to choose an intro today

  • @systempwn3d991
    @systempwn3d991 Před 5 lety

    love this you must be losing alot your money went almost half way cross screen last video lol, love these vids keep it up!

  • @FloofyRulezz
    @FloofyRulezz Před 5 lety +7

    I once won the jackpot of 1.250.000 on the diamond one!

  • @Mythus_Scholaris
    @Mythus_Scholaris Před 3 lety

    Casino game:deity of the sun
    Speirs:aw yes destiny of the suns

  • @tatertot0569
    @tatertot0569 Před 5 lety +9

    intro: hi speirs hear i lose a lot of cash at the casino

  • @ohachill5568
    @ohachill5568 Před 5 lety +2

    17:26 howtoBasic makes that Noise too hahah

  • @pandagaming9252
    @pandagaming9252 Před 5 lety +6

    Next gtav video intro: hey guys speirs here and im the poorest person in the game again

  • @lazyuniverse4932
    @lazyuniverse4932 Před 4 lety

    Intro suggestion- "Hey what's up guys? Speirs here. And welcome to crazy Canadian comedian

  • @sebastianbradley2851
    @sebastianbradley2851 Před 5 lety +3

    13:27 When you see a mustang owner playing black jack lol xD

  • @troyirvine6991
    @troyirvine6991 Před 5 lety

    intro: yo whats up guys stereotypical Canadian guy here welcome back to the gambling show where i do what i do best and destroy all of my money

  • @trxppykey4202
    @trxppykey4202 Před 5 lety +4

    Intro: So I went to a casino in real life and lost my house so now I’m editing from a KFC down the road.....and I’m still waiting for my drink....great

  • @cammy_bouch7559
    @cammy_bouch7559 Před 5 lety +1

    Intro: hey guys it’s speirs here and you gotta know your bottom line and blow right past it

  • @MrJj723
    @MrJj723 Před 5 lety +5

    intro: Hey guys it’s spei-
    “faint voice”-STOP SPENDING MONEY ON A GAME MY BANK ACCOUNT IS GETTING LOW
    Speirs-(completely ignores) it’s speirs here apparently playing a game with no real life money

  • @tonysanchez6139
    @tonysanchez6139 Před 5 lety

    Speirs! Everytime there is a EVEN horse it always wins. That's the one you need to bet on when you see it

  • @purplezebra1056
    @purplezebra1056 Před 5 lety +5

    My reaction when I saw ur video uploaded
    Oodooohoohooohoohohohohohohohoho

  • @IdRadical
    @IdRadical Před 4 lety

    I like your content. Another reason because this isnt scripted and your a natural speaker

  • @Kamden-cb4gh
    @Kamden-cb4gh Před 5 lety +10

    intro
    Hey guys speirs here as I will be quitting youtube cause of my gambling addiction

  • @Thoomaasso
    @Thoomaasso Před 5 lety

    Been here since 300.000 subscribers... i’m still watching all of you vids.. still loving it love the channel ! And your jokes ❤️

  • @coolstuff6768
    @coolstuff6768 Před 5 lety +3

    Intro* hey guys it's your Canadian CZcamsr tha.... never mind

  • @bensegalla6469
    @bensegalla6469 Před 5 lety

    Intro:Hey guys your tipical chip spending Canadian here

  • @smoshpro8262
    @smoshpro8262 Před 5 lety +26

    8:46 thank me later

  • @tzuRu
    @tzuRu Před 5 lety

    Intro: Hello Bud, Wanna go Cut some trees?

  • @boom_dudegaming362
    @boom_dudegaming362 Před 4 lety +3

    Intro idea
    Hey what’s up guys I’m a grown man on the internet how you doing

  • @Blurrzi
    @Blurrzi Před 5 lety +2

    Because your a great person your going to post this comment in your next video, and because your followers are great people they're going to like this comment. ;)

  • @gamingdude2778
    @gamingdude2778 Před 5 lety +4

    Bet on the even horse everytime and you'll win almost everytime

  • @davidgiesecke4102
    @davidgiesecke4102 Před 5 lety

    It was great meeting you at stanceeast speirs! It made my day seeing you there, anyways thanks again for the dope videos!

  • @corn8561
    @corn8561 Před 4 lety +12

    Before vid: Casino ad
    10min in: casino ad
    Dont know how long after: Casino ad.
    Guys i think youtube know what i watch

  • @Kratos205
    @Kratos205 Před 4 lety +1

    So far i won about 1.5 mill with the slots.
    Best when was i gotten triple 777's on 1 machine. (625.000) and stood up whent to anthor machine and got 3 bells (250.000) in the 1 minute.
    So i won like 875.000 in mayby 3-4 minutes tops. Love the slots.
    Olso i always play on the pharao machine. Never won anything on the daimonds.

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr Před 5 lety +5

    Spiers please use your old intro where your skydiving then you land on a dragon and you shoot its head please I will ask everytime until you do

    • @tokinsmokin5796
      @tokinsmokin5796 Před 5 lety

      Akotski1338 that sounds cool I’m a new sub and want to see that cuz it sounds cool maybe just like on vid

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr Před 5 lety

      king james wait I just found it: czcams.com/video/8zhh5BBlTds/video.html

  • @temp9059
    @temp9059 Před 5 lety

    Btw Spears the return to player rate on the slots aren’t the percent off returning players; it is the average percentage that the machine pays out. So out of all the money you use in slots, on average you will only get 97% back .

  • @higgi_
    @higgi_ Před 5 lety +3

    Intro: please take a second to pray for all the families that were impacted by the mass shootings.

  • @mooreas4271
    @mooreas4271 Před 5 lety +2

    Intro: hey guys it's scarc-, uh I mean speirs

  • @devsclubs2827
    @devsclubs2827 Před 5 lety +4

    Intro: hey guys speirs here and thanks for watching bye bye

  • @elijaht.wreckingball5532

    Forget the slot machines. You may as well throw a bunch of those $20,000 parties. On the other hand, the horse racing is a freaking cash register.

  • @fleuxry
    @fleuxry Před 5 lety +6

    The thing is, you gotta know your bottom line, and blow right passed it.

  • @mtvchris
    @mtvchris Před 5 lety +2

    “ just one more hand” this DLC has taken so much money from me lol

  • @ItsWapo
    @ItsWapo Před 5 lety +3

    I won 2,500,000 on the diamond machine.. try it out!

    • @monkeboii833
      @monkeboii833 Před 3 lety

      2,5m? on max bet? Because on 500 dollar bet its like 250k

    • @ItsWapo
      @ItsWapo Před 3 lety

      @@monkeboii833 yeah on max bet

    • @monkeboii833
      @monkeboii833 Před 3 lety

      @@ItsWapo ok but its annoying cuz you have to wait so long to get more chips from the cashier or whoever she is.
      I only win 1000 or 5000

    • @ItsWapo
      @ItsWapo Před 3 lety

      @@monkeboii833 yeah it’s pretty annoying, I don’t do it anymore it’s too time consuming. You should do some bogdans it’s easy money

    • @monkeboii833
      @monkeboii833 Před 3 lety

      @@ItsWapo yeah but i dont have anyone to do it with

  • @jaidenroberts05
    @jaidenroberts05 Před 5 lety

    intro: hey guys its your friendly neighborhood captain Canada here and here's a sponsor from me (screams " I LOVE PEPSIIII' )

  • @treythegamer5115
    @treythegamer5115 Před 5 lety +5

    Hey I love to spend all of my money in the casino

  • @gr1mzzprolific472
    @gr1mzzprolific472 Před 5 lety +1

    intro: hey just your friendly neighborhood Canadian with minor strokes

  • @nigeljordan6368
    @nigeljordan6368 Před 5 lety +4

    I’m FIRST PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME

  • @treefishtrio9039
    @treefishtrio9039 Před 5 lety

    intro -yee yee everyone its big poppa speirs here for another video

  • @Gingerdiddles52
    @Gingerdiddles52 Před 2 lety

    Dude where did you get the chihuahua suit😂😂. Great vids keep it up 👍

  • @christiancholodiuk7836

    Intro: Hey guys, it’s your favorite maple syrup silly boy here

  • @zero_assassin4242
    @zero_assassin4242 Před 5 lety

    Intro: hey guys pancake here and i ate speirs

  • @kapihanaharding2276
    @kapihanaharding2276 Před 5 lety

    Intro: hey lads let’s get reaaaddyyyyy toooo rummmbbllleeeeee!!!!!!

  • @bobprickly2013
    @bobprickly2013 Před 5 lety

    Intro: whats up my amazing speirs and on to the next vid- walks away from Mike-1min back again

  • @saulgoodman4769
    @saulgoodman4769 Před 5 lety

    The wheel is spinning slow because you are waiting too long to spin it. Right when you see Press S To Spin, press it immediately and it'll spin fast. Love your content!
    Edit: The slot machine payouts you see are for minimum bets. Maximum bets pay 5 times those amounts.

  • @vrnerd5807
    @vrnerd5807 Před 5 lety

    Intro:hey speirs!,guys here,and welcome back to another episode of theft auto grand.

  • @Terrordonny
    @Terrordonny Před 5 lety +1

    Intro: hey guys I live under a rock

  • @itz_jjch
    @itz_jjch Před 4 lety

    speirs all you have to do make sure the wheel is not been spinned so it is on clothes so when it saiy pulll wheel wait 4 seconds and pull and you will get a car

  • @JeremyFe
    @JeremyFe Před 5 lety

    Intro: “Hey guys it’s Speirs again at the casino. The number 6 horse better win this time.”