If Dollar Stores Could Meet

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  • čas přidán 6. 04. 2023
  • No piece of land in the South is safe with Dollar General, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree on the prowl.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Před rokem +468

    Subscribe or read DJ Tanner’s autobiography

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      @snoopywriter3643 Před rokem +14

      I read it, boy was it a full house of secrets in there.

    • @jimmcclure7720
      @jimmcclure7720 Před rokem +7

      Never heard of him........Sooooo....that's a NO.
      But I did subscribe when you first started the channel....do I get a cookie and a glass of Clover Valley milk??

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      @tealvampyre Před rokem +6

      Cut...it...out! (But seriously, subscribe!)

    • @bruceschneider4928
      @bruceschneider4928 Před rokem +3

      Whattaya mean "or?"

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk Před rokem +12

      “Oh Mylanta!”

  • @TheKnizzine
    @TheKnizzine Před rokem +1804

    Dude if Dollar General partnered with Five Below and started selling games from two console generations ago it would be like Kmart never went under.

    • @southernfriedmedia3968
      @southernfriedmedia3968 Před rokem +63

      you sir are Genius

    • @geraldpfeffer
      @geraldpfeffer Před rokem +52

      I am just imagining potential pandemonium if they started selling old Pokemon DS games. Note: Nintendo doesn't make DS games anymore so the only options available are paying hundreds of dollars for an authenticated copy, paying 30 bucks for a fake, and hoping it works (and then having it erase 220 hours of save-data like mine did, IT HAD MY FIRST SHINY and I have been playing pokemon for more than a decade), or just downloading an emulator and a ROM and playing it on your computer

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Před rokem +17

      Five Below sells what now?

    • @esw01407
      @esw01407 Před rokem +22

      Oh it's worse. You'd be back at Ames. *Hears the northeast faint*

    • @kathygolonka6944
      @kathygolonka6944 Před rokem +9

      @@esw01407 oh you didn't hear Ames is the process of making a comeback

  • @kellydavis3108
    @kellydavis3108 Před rokem +1557

    Let's appreciate Matt for going through the trouble of making and ordering all these logo shirts.

    • @neverlistentome
      @neverlistentome Před rokem +127

      Let's all appreciate that he probably already owned them.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog Před rokem +52

      or....... he's worked at each one in the past.... I swear I see some of the same employees recycled from store to store... either that.. or they're all dumpster diving.

    • @elizabethcobb3316
      @elizabethcobb3316 Před rokem +13

      @@neverlistentome hear hear! Kudos to all of Matt's productions!

    • @higgy82
      @higgy82 Před rokem +4

      Theyre all available online.

    • @patricksechowski2134
      @patricksechowski2134 Před rokem +28

      They were only a dollar

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Před rokem +785

    Lol. Just wait till Dollar Tree and Family Dollar find out they're related.

  • @MCeili
    @MCeili Před rokem +759

    “ honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again.” Love the ending.

    • @1whitkat
      @1whitkat Před 10 měsíci +14

      Just turn the hose on them.

  • @Charles96777
    @Charles96777 Před rokem +169

    "Air hi-five due to budget constraints" 😂😂😂

  • @predictorbibulous3327
    @predictorbibulous3327 Před rokem +217

    This dude is hilarious. "Air high five due to budget constraints"

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb Před rokem +7

      Apparently can’t afford the fancy special effects.

    • @allanbranson
      @allanbranson Před rokem +4

      Made me laugh out loud

    • @jch77
      @jch77 Před rokem +6

      @@jphilb even if he can afford them its funnier without them

    • @jch77
      @jch77 Před rokem +1

      @@allanbranson same

    • @MooBerry2009
      @MooBerry2009 Před rokem

      I read it as he said it.

  • @_thebearden_
    @_thebearden_ Před rokem +58

    DT: "We're expanding, baby!"
    DG: "So that's where the extra 25¢ is going..."

  • @kimberlysmith9001
    @kimberlysmith9001 Před rokem +382

    That was great. I so wanted “honey” to come out the front door with her broom to take care of them and the dollar stores to go scramblin’ like chickens.

  • @KiaBelle
    @KiaBelle Před rokem +233

    I totally forgot dollar tree was first in the malls. This skit is epic.

    • @squidproquo1130
      @squidproquo1130 Před rokem +9

      I didn't realize that was a thing everywhere, I thought that was just going on in my town.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před rokem +11

      If I HAD to spend $$$ at these stores 🛒 I'd shop at Dollar Tree. Most in Florida are clean, have decent items. Family Dollar has soft drinks & soda brands I haven't seen for 30+ years! 😟

    • @MrMosebysLobby
      @MrMosebysLobby Před rokem +4

      ​@@DavidLLambertmobile Florida dollar trees have the good shit I swear. Midwest ones can't compare. Fuckin shrimp and cheese ravioli for 2.50 is guilty pleasure central

    • @akcalo
      @akcalo Před rokem +2

      I had no idea! Or I forgot

    • @uniquelybeautiful5633
      @uniquelybeautiful5633 Před rokem +2

      Me too 😂

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 Před rokem +206

    As someone who lives in an area where Dollar Generals pop up like mushrooms after a rainstorm, I would welcome the variety brought by both Dollar Tree and Family Dollar.

    • @melindaunknown6411
      @melindaunknown6411 Před rokem +7

      I like them all! In a town with only Walmart and Save-a-lot to shop, the 3 dollar stores are good.

    • @oneminuteofmyday
      @oneminuteofmyday Před rokem +5

      So you basically live everywhere? lol
      Our small town is getting its third Dollar General - one store per square mile of town. We finally got a Dollar Tree in the strip mall with the empty K-Mart building, though. 🎉lol

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 Před rokem +2

      Be careful what you wish for

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 Před rokem +12

      ​@@melindaunknown6411 Walmart used to mean that your town had arrived in the big time. Now it just means half empty shelves, no service and a diminishing selection of goods!

    • @RottenRogerDM
      @RottenRogerDM Před rokem +7

      General Family Tree Dollar store.

  • @noobforpresident2024
    @noobforpresident2024 Před rokem +103

    I’m pretty sure Matt is the only person to ever own a DG, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree shirt at the same time.

  • @sab3295
    @sab3295 Před rokem +50

    😂😂 so that's where the 25¢ is going 😂

  • @shawnkurtz4424
    @shawnkurtz4424 Před rokem +76

    You missed a golden opportunity to come out as the homeowner with a spray bottle yellin "go on git"

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 Před rokem +9

      "Honey, get the water hose."

    • @shawnkurtz4424
      @shawnkurtz4424 Před rokem +5

      @elizabethdowney3412 "nah, we can't waste the good water on the likes of them"

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 Před rokem +5

      Oh right..."Honey, get the fly swatter."

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe Před rokem

      yess

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT Před rokem

      And Dollar Tree just seeing the spray bottle & being like, "OH, hey! We have those for a couple weeks every few months sometimes!"

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 Před rokem +160

    The nostalgia factor is off the charts at the mention of all those stores I shopped at, but which now reside only in our memories and retail heaven.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před rokem +8

      Hell….. most of them are in retail hell. There is no retail Heaven, not really, it’s a small place with a few stores that sold religious items just over cost for a couple years until the landlord raised their rent and they went under; let’s face it, any store selling religious items that stays open longer than five years isn’t run by someone wanting to provide people with religious items, it’s run by someone who saw a niche and has a high markup (or is a front for the mob with a lot of cash sales on the books despite a lack of moving inventory)……

    • @seatspud
      @seatspud Před rokem +7

      J.K. Gill's: (directed at the dollar stores) "Am I a joke to you?"
      Small World Gifts and Novelties: "Dude, let it go." (Shakes head, still thinking about Spencer's and Hot Topic)

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 Před rokem +6

      I loved Zany Brainy!! I'd spend hours there with my kids. Son playing with the Thomas the Train setup, daughter looking at the dollhouses and reading the books...it was like a playdate with supervision and other kids.
      Poor kids today can't even meet people in real life

    • @faithcastillo9597
      @faithcastillo9597 Před rokem

      @@seatspud loved Spencer's and Hot Topic.

    • @enigmalfidelity
      @enigmalfidelity Před rokem +1

      Want nostalgia?
      I wish they'd open up the "Sanfransisco" stores again.
      Nothing like a store that's half nick nacks, half sex toys...
      "Don't go in the back area. That's the adult area" as the toys and items literally blend with the adult stuff as you get closer to the back.
      I was like 7 when I saw giant rubber fists in a bucket in the back of the store...

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny Před rokem +99

    Aw, remember when malls had bookstores? Better days…

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus Před rokem

      I mean... kinda.
      Malls were a terrible thing that were used for money laundering and property manipulation, but go off!

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Před rokem +4

      Memories😢

    • @debco12
      @debco12 Před rokem +12

      Remember when we had malls?

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley Před rokem +4

      Remember when we had moody Security Guards?

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Před rokem +2

      What's a mall? Or a book? 😂

  • @TigerHistalmos
    @TigerHistalmos Před rokem +71

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again."
    Great stuff as always.

  • @lovebuzz1979
    @lovebuzz1979 Před rokem +31

    Gotta get me a Dollar tree shirt.🤣🤣 Your hilarious! "What in the Clover Valley is going on here" hahaha 🤣😆

    • @debco12
      @debco12 Před rokem +2

      I died at that one! Matt is freakin' hilarious!

  • @brostrait17
    @brostrait17 Před rokem +134

    You know it’s bad when you have a family dollar and a general right next door to each other. I’ll just be heading down to the Piggly Wiggly one day and I’ll see a dollar general employee and a family dollar employee going at it over some pool noodles 😂

    • @SarahRenz59
      @SarahRenz59 Před rokem +8

      We have a Dollar General next to a Big Lots. Does that count?

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Před rokem +8

      You still have Piggly Wiggly stores? I haven’t seen one of those in decades….

    • @Dulcess
      @Dulcess Před rokem +8

      I stay where dollar tree and family dollar share a parking lot, they are on opposite ends. If you go a couple streets down you can find a dollar general. 🥴

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Před rokem +4

      ​@@Dulcess Living the dream.

    • @Dulcess
      @Dulcess Před rokem +4

      @@tswain92_ 😂

  • @charles0322mrsdani
    @charles0322mrsdani Před rokem +29

    Honey the dollar stores are in the yard again...get the hose

  • @rococogoth
    @rococogoth Před rokem +30

    My soul cries for KB Toys, Radio Shack, and Walden books! I used to love those stores.

    • @seatspud
      @seatspud Před rokem +1

      The Tinder Box: (takes a long drag) "Doubt anybody misses me nowadays."

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Před rokem +1

      So why did so many Americans turn their backs on them?

    • @rococogoth
      @rococogoth Před rokem +2

      @@yurmabeechaudits3522 I cannot and would not dare speak for a whole country, I know I used to frequent Walden Book and KBT until they closed.

    • @THOMAS_VANN
      @THOMAS_VANN Před rokem

      Is it bad I only know about radio shack

    • @rococogoth
      @rococogoth Před rokem

      @@THOMAS_VANN Nah, it happens. There was one store I had never heard of in the skit. :)

  • @Hiediho2337
    @Hiediho2337 Před rokem +62

    This exact thing happened last year in my little town. We had the Dollar General and just down the road the Dollar Tree/Family Dollar built. We do, if fact, shop at both.😄

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 Před rokem +9

      There's a Dollar General, and Family Dollar/Dollar Tree right next to each other just down the road from where I live. I haven't shopped at both of them YET. But I'm sure it's going to happen sooner, or later. 😁😅😂🤣

    • @lancelambert9124
      @lancelambert9124 Před rokem +6

      We have that here, we call it Dollar Holler.

    • @apriltini
      @apriltini Před rokem +1

      We have that too! Ours are across the "highway" from each other.

    • @HillaryMoore
      @HillaryMoore Před rokem +3

      We have that here. The DG has been here a few years, but the new combo store opened just before Christmas. I shop both. Especially while waiting on laundry at the laundromat. We're a tiny town < 1000 residents in a rural southern Indiana county.

  • @CASEMSTR
    @CASEMSTR Před rokem +22

    "you sell $5 steaks!?"
    "No"
    "Whew-"
    "They are only a dollar"
    Still laughing 4 days later

  • @meco1124
    @meco1124 Před rokem +6

    As a member of an alabama rural community, I am happy to announce the we NOW have three dollar stores within 10 miles of each other on the same highway with an addition of a NEW family dollar/dollar tree combo. The road has now been termed dollar holler

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 Před rokem +37

    It is scary how spot on these videos are! This guy is a genius!😂

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Před rokem +87

    Props to Dollar General using an Ames shovel. I now want “If Home Improvement Stores” could meet. Lowe’s vs. Home Depot would be awesome.

    • @elizabethcobb3316
      @elizabethcobb3316 Před rokem +4

      Great idea 👍

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Před rokem +2

      That would be epic!

    • @stillatwork
      @stillatwork Před rokem +10

      He should role play them as divorced formally married couple because that is pretty much true with their origin, with ace being the elder with a bag of popcorn, and then whatever other brands he wants to throw in there

    • @arcwiz
      @arcwiz Před rokem +11

      @@stillatwork Wonder what Harbor Freight would be

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Před rokem

      @@arcwiz upstart immigrant punk?

  • @rondadams
    @rondadams Před rokem +127

    I'm really surprised that Dollar General hasn't figured out to make their stores using pre-fab mobile buildings. It would save them a LOT of money, then they could just up and move every now and then.
    Also, DG should partner with Waffle House. They already have the same color scheme, and you know at least half the people that visit a DG also visit WH on a regular basis. Just combine the two already, call it Waffle House General Store!

    • @michelledeleon1842
      @michelledeleon1842 Před rokem +26

      sure, it'd be the knockoff Cracker Barrel

    • @LukeMaps
      @LukeMaps Před rokem +20

      With all the boxes at DG and the fights at Waffle House, boxing matches would be a nightly event!

    • @lorenstribling6096
      @lorenstribling6096 Před rokem +6

      They could start a line of WH merch.

    • @gloriaalex11
      @gloriaalex11 Před rokem +9

      This here is some marketing genius. Make sure somebody pays y'all for your ideas.

    • @nerdypunkin4336
      @nerdypunkin4336 Před rokem +1

      Not a bad idea 😂😂😂😂but

  • @rayjohnson2387
    @rayjohnson2387 Před rokem +37

    Gotta love the candy selection at 5 below...they even have zots...i thought they quit making those 40 years ago 🤣

    • @lorijudd2151
      @lorijudd2151 Před rokem +8

      ... they did! So that means they DO live forever!

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 Před rokem +4

      @lorijudd2151 if they had Marathon bars...I'd move in lol

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Před rokem +9

      They did stop making Zots 40 years ago; they're still just working through the inventory...

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 Před rokem +4

      @@asdisskagen6487 that explains why they're 10 for a buck lol

    • @thecreek7152
      @thecreek7152 Před rokem

      That's cuz Zots caused zits.

  • @1973chevypickup
    @1973chevypickup Před rokem +27

    Thank you for clarifying they're breaking ground for a new store.
    I seriously thought DG was hiding the body of KMart or something.

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober Před rokem +6

      Why bother hiding the body? No one's looking for it anymore.

    • @jillneverumind7229
      @jillneverumind7229 Před rokem

      😆

    • @Leamax33
      @Leamax33 Před 10 měsíci

      They are hiding the body.....underneath the new Dollar General

  • @adambuskirk2222
    @adambuskirk2222 Před rokem +22

    Irony since Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar

  • @MSR-1701
    @MSR-1701 Před rokem +57

    Awesome and hilarious as always!
    Thanks for what you do, Matt!

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Před rokem +13

    I miss shopping malls, I practically lived at Waldenbooks. Air h-five due to budget constraints.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Před rokem +2

      Waldenbooks was pure awesomeness , before borders, barnes & noble and books-a-million.......there was Waldenbooks.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Před rokem +2

      @@Wyndamn Well I do like Books-a-Million because they have baristas but totally. Also, I hate that Dollar Stores aren't really Dollar Stores anymore.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Před rokem

      @@kevinramsey417 I love Books-A-Million as well, I have a membership and everything. I wish they still sold comic books 😔😔😔 but it's still an awesome place to hangout 😃😃😃.

  • @aaroncorbett6352
    @aaroncorbett6352 Před rokem +8

    "Due to budget constraints" got me hacking up a lung from laughing too hard. My boss is gonna figure out I'm not working.

  • @katwat2653
    @katwat2653 Před rokem +2

    best quote ," Honey dollar stores are in the yard again" keep up the laughs 😂

  • @BobbiJo
    @BobbiJo Před rokem +6

    😆 @ thats where the extra 25 cents is going. So true about all the boxes in DG!

  • @GraceHenderson-xg6xi
    @GraceHenderson-xg6xi Před rokem +5

    I am so happy that you mentioned Zaney Brainy! I think it was one of the best children's stores ever! I worked for 6 different stores during my 3 yrs with the company.LOVED them!

  • @Wyndamn
    @Wyndamn Před rokem +15

    Got dang it he's right !!!! I do remember seeing dollar tree in the mall, and WOW Walden Books brought back a lot of memories of reading comic books off of those spinning wire racks and SLAM Magazine........( getting old sucks but the memories make it awesome😊😊😊)

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Před rokem +1

      B. Dalton was my favorite (fond memories of buying Baby-Sitters Club books there), but Walden Books was an acceptable substitute when my mom was shopping upstairs instead of downstairs.

    • @jfterrell
      @jfterrell Před rokem +1

      Loved B. Dalton and use to work the calendar kiosk seasonally for Waldenbooks who was owned by Border’s. I think B. Dalton and Books A Million were related.

  • @tylerlawrence5404
    @tylerlawrence5404 Před rokem +15

    Simply funnier than any other group of comedians!

  • @apriltini
    @apriltini Před rokem +3

    This is so on topic. We actually have this mess in my county. On one side of the "highway" is a combo Dollar Tree and Family Dollar, and on the other side, just smidge down a bit is a Dollar General. I shake my head every time I pass them.

  • @janejones7638
    @janejones7638 Před rokem +6

    Yep, that sounds about right. I remember in college I did most of my shopping at Dollar Tree for make-up and cheap food. Thos days it was a $1 and that's all I could afford to spend. Right now I feel lucky that I'm able to afford Walmart. On really lucky days, I go to Publix (clean floors, shelves, people what a luxury).

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA Před rokem +3

    What in the clover Valley 😂 priceless

  • @debbyfigueroa7787
    @debbyfigueroa7787 Před rokem +1

    Dang, he hit with the KB toys and everything! 😂 This one was too good and too accurate. Lol

  • @isabeauwolf562
    @isabeauwolf562 Před rokem +3

    This is so accurate! 😆We have 2 Dollar Generals and then they built a Dollar Tree/Family Dollar in my town in December. We are literally in the middle of nowhere, yet 30 minutes away from everything at the same time.

  • @blueskiesarelovely
    @blueskiesarelovely Před rokem +7

    In the town that my mom lives in (in Texas) we call it the Dollar Store Mall because it's set up just like this😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LanceMan
    @LanceMan Před rokem +3

    I worked for DT and Family Dollar. My wife worked for DG and my daughter worked for FD and DG...lol. I also know the very first employee of DollarTree. He was my boss when I worked there...lol

  • @billnolte8644
    @billnolte8644 Před rokem +2

    This is what It's a Southern Thing now aspires to. And I miss Waldenbooks desperately!

  • @evelynthompson755
    @evelynthompson755 Před rokem +5

    Family dollar is owned by Dollar Tree, so that should be interesting when they find out. Love your videos!😀

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Před rokem +1

      Around here Family Dollar is an inner city and suburban decay store. Dollar Tree has its own niche, and Dollar General is rural.

  • @annam1969
    @annam1969 Před rokem +11

    Great channel. Keep it comming Matt. Love the material. Soo funny.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme Před rokem +7

    Ooh, my life just flashed before my eyes. 😂 Thanks, Matt. I needed that. ❤

  • @TracyT5150
    @TracyT5150 Před rokem +2

    Matt is a blessing to all who are depressed. Thank You for getting through bad times. ❤🎉😅

  • @sbyrstall
    @sbyrstall Před rokem +1

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again.". Love it. 💕

  • @LorisWhirled
    @LorisWhirled Před rokem +4

    God bless this man.

  • @Marr-in-Memphis
    @Marr-in-Memphis Před rokem +7

    I appreciate the CZcams algorithm suggesting this gem to me. Brilliant writing & editing. Gotta share this one.👍🏼

  • @johnyg8183
    @johnyg8183 Před rokem +2

    I have to take my truck to Pep Boys. Previously, they'd had a service desk at the back of their retail store. But now they had a service desk in a space like an oversized closet, and a Dollar General had opened in their retail space. I immediately thought of this video, went home, and started checking my front lawn.

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 Před rokem +3

    The home owner character reminds me of a story about one of my friends. His small city has a family dollar and I believe a dollar tree and a dollar general supermarket close to each other but that's not the bad thing. When dollar general got in their overzealous store placements they put like 3 more dollars generals in his town and when they was talking about building another the city's citizens actually made a petition to tell city's higher up and dollar general no more and to stop.

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Před rokem +5

    Love the ending "honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again "

  • @bluebutterfly244
    @bluebutterfly244 Před rokem +4

    Not a joke, we have a Dollar General in a strip mall and a Dollar Tree opened a few doors down in the same strip mall. Saw that and was like, it's about to get real. 😂

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Hang on, what in the Clover Valley is going on here?!"
    CLOVER VALLEY! XD
    That got me wheezing so hard for a moment, (mainly cause I used to work for DG for 2 1/2 years. I actually enjoyed it but I did get a good store and coworkers so..)

  • @fakefake3113
    @fakefake3113 Před rokem +1

    This is hilarious!! Very clever 👍👍
    What in the Clover Valley... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tmalik21g
    @Tmalik21g Před rokem +3

    Just genius. Had me laughing so loud I woke my daughter up from her nap.

  • @cerisenoir2457
    @cerisenoir2457 Před rokem +6

    This literally happened in my town. We had a dollar general for years, they moved down the street to a slightly bigger building then a couple months later we got out “Family Tree” store built right across from it.

  • @Brainrot_Rat
    @Brainrot_Rat Před 5 měsíci +1

    Husband: “Honey the dollar stores are in the yard again!”
    Wife: “*random mumbling walking outside* GO ON GIT”

  • @HiImKangarou
    @HiImKangarou Před rokem

    "Air High-5 due to budget constraints!" Always love a good self-aware joke.

  • @bre2405
    @bre2405 Před rokem +3

    in little town we have all three within a mile radius lol and before they built the dollar tree it was a Freds store which is basically a better dollar general lol

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD Před rokem

      I miss Fred's

  • @Ralphinsc
    @Ralphinsc Před rokem +4

    I can't believe you missed the opportunity to bring in Dollar General's bougie cousin Popshelf....... lol.

  • @ianstradian
    @ianstradian Před rokem +2

    Great idea for a Tshirt!!!
    Picture of Matt and the saying “Honey the Dollar stores are in the yard again!”

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon Před 10 měsíci

    "Air high five due to budget restraints" had me laughing.

  • @ChrisMentzer
    @ChrisMentzer Před rokem +4

    I was hoping to see 99cents store show up at the last second. Great sketch!!

    • @nannettefreeman7331
      @nannettefreeman7331 Před rokem

      They don't have 99Cent Stores in the South. I know, sad, huh? ✌🏼

    • @lilchi721
      @lilchi721 Před rokem

      @@nannettefreeman7331 They have them in Texas

  • @Eseseso494
    @Eseseso494 Před rokem +6

    "Oh yeah, that's the good stuff".
    I have no trouble believing that Dollar Tree would sell literal dirt to its customers for $1.25.

    • @thecreek7152
      @thecreek7152 Před rokem +2

      Dollar TREE sells dirt for $1.25 (questionable "potting soil").

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Před rokem

      How much quantity we talking about. Real estate for 1.25 isn't a bad investment plan 😂

  • @lindaseel9986
    @lindaseel9986 Před rokem

    "Hunny! The Dollar Stores are in the yard again!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jpbaley2016
    @jpbaley2016 Před rokem +1

    “That’s where the extra 25 cents went” 😅😅😅

  • @terryschiller2625
    @terryschiller2625 Před rokem +4

    Matt the man the myth the legend! Awesome work 👍

  • @redfishtex738
    @redfishtex738 Před rokem +16

    Went there on Wednesday and spent way too much. Made grab bags of stuff from the Easter Bunny for the kids. Matt can you dress up in a Easter Bunny outfit? You know for the kids. Hey if John Wayne can do it. Hope you and your family have a great Easter!

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 Před rokem +2

    I hadn’t thought about some of those mall stores in a minute! Dollar Tree is a survivor. And Matt is looking Gooood in that MSU hat! Thank you, Sir, for making my afternoon! #hailState

  • @jenny-pm8tl
    @jenny-pm8tl Před rokem

    “Hold on, what in the Clover Valley is going on here?” 😆🤣😂

  • @RandyMarsh-nu6lo
    @RandyMarsh-nu6lo Před rokem +4

    Love all the videos man!!! Keep em coming.

  • @rideshareog
    @rideshareog Před rokem +7

    Lawd Matt, you are awesome. Making me laugh is tough. You win.

  • @phillipmoody710
    @phillipmoody710 Před rokem

    "Honey, the dollar store are in the yard, again."🤣🤣🤣

  • @DottyGale8
    @DottyGale8 Před 2 měsíci

    "Would people shop at both?"
    LOL! Yes. Yes, I will go from DG to DT! :D

  • @Vol4Life8
    @Vol4Life8 Před rokem +3

    These videos are amazing 😂 If your not subbed, what are you doing with your life.

  • @Konner_Outdoors
    @Konner_Outdoors Před rokem +4

    First comenter!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

  • @pamglass6007
    @pamglass6007 Před rokem +2

    You nailed them all! 🤣

  • @TylerSnyder305
    @TylerSnyder305 Před rokem +2

    Anyone else remember the 98 cents clearance centers chain ?
    We had a lot of them back in the late 90's, but they all became dollar tree stores.

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 Před rokem +1

    Absolutely flawless!

  • @random2829
    @random2829 Před rokem +1

    Just spent the last week in Delhi, Louisiana and this is EXACTLY what I saw!

  • @TracyfromNC
    @TracyfromNC Před rokem

    Genius and dedication with those t shirts! What in the clover valley!😂😂😂

  • @PenPalAnna
    @PenPalAnna Před rokem

    I appreciate this so much. Less than two miles away is a Dollar General across the road from a Family Dollar Tree.

  • @garystielow232
    @garystielow232 Před rokem

    "Air high five due to budget constraints" Hilarious! I had to subscribe.

  • @SarushaIsMyName
    @SarushaIsMyName Před rokem

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again...." LMFAO

  • @accountnumber90
    @accountnumber90 Před rokem

    I love how that's always the reaction when someone brings up Zany Brainy.

  • @souljadawg4
    @souljadawg4 Před rokem

    “Air high five due to budget constraints”😂😂

  • @ntrotter1166
    @ntrotter1166 Před rokem

    I didn't realize I would be so happy to hear someone mention Zainy Brainy!!! I thought I was going crazy, no one ever remembers them!

  • @wendimooreart
    @wendimooreart Před rokem +1

    On my way to work (in Alabama), I pass a Dollar General on the right, with a Family Dollar/Dollar Tree combo across the street. I live in the city, but commute to the country. It seems backward, but I work an office job in an area where there are several manufacturing facilities. There isn’t much else way out there.

  • @silverdemonwolf426
    @silverdemonwolf426 Před rokem +1

    "Ma! The dadgum dollar stores are back! Get the hose!"

  • @candisschwarz8743
    @candisschwarz8743 Před rokem

    That's amazing. I just shopped at the new dollar general AND the family dollar in my small town this morning. Lol Easter baskets are done!

  • @6thgraderfriends
    @6thgraderfriends Před rokem

    From a small town, just over 3,000 people, Family Dollar found it and moved in a few years ago. It felt so odd to not have any chain stores and then one showed up one day. Also, they put sensors on everything in case of theft but theft is minimum.

  • @RR-it2rt
    @RR-it2rt Před 7 měsíci +1

    In the last month, DeBerry Tx just opened a Dollar Tree/Family Dollar combo store. One building, one entrance. The building has both signs on it. There are two Dollar Generals, each a mile or less from the new store. Another Family Dollar Store about 4 miles down the road.
    Life in small town East Texas.😂😂😂

  • @Whoknows-mf1cv
    @Whoknows-mf1cv Před rokem

    I was going through a small town in Louisiana and there was a combo Dollar Tree/Family Dollar and a Dollar General across the street. I felt like I was in the budget friendly twilight zone.

  • @danielroberts6328
    @danielroberts6328 Před rokem

    Literally every small town in Colorado has a Family Dollar. Without fail. Tiny town in the middle of knowhere that you have to cross multiple mountain passes to get to, guaranteed to have a Family Dollar

  • @donovanlong648
    @donovanlong648 Před rokem

    Love it, 15 miles from where I live, Dollar tree/ Family Dollar opened a new store, and Dollar General Market opened at the same time, both stores on opposite side of highway from the closest big grocery store in 15 miles!! Accurate 😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😅😅