This CEO is Crazy

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024

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  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls Před měsícem +5854

    "Have you heard about this crazy CEO?"
    "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @georgecostanza712
      @georgecostanza712 Před měsícem +54

      Lol, based Blight.

    • @Whiterunguard455
      @Whiterunguard455 Před měsícem +91

      "Hey have you heard about the CZcamsr who talked with a child "
      "DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?"

    • @fatnutsoffical
      @fatnutsoffical Před měsícem

      fuck with dr fat nuts i got a feature with zillakami and drake

    • @Enjoyurble
      @Enjoyurble Před měsícem +4

      Williamrises

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před měsícem +7

      @@Enjoyurble Falling is just rising towards Earth.

  • @tastywater_
    @tastywater_ Před měsícem +7603

    "She does a podcast with her eyes closed to talk to spirits and said Hitler wasn't bad." Truly one of the sentences of all time cooked up by humankind.

    • @dnmitch
      @dnmitch Před měsícem +40

      Within Charlie finishing that sentence I knew Scent Bird was over.

    • @JBLZFTW
      @JBLZFTW Před měsícem +14

      you see it's funny because you leave out the crucial context of what kind of sentence it was, therein lies the comedy because it's a nonsensical statement without it

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Před měsícem +1

      "truly one of the sentences hurr durr I'm so funny and original"

    • @inudachicken6528
      @inudachicken6528 Před měsícem +36

      @@JBLZFTW 9:40 thats literally what she dose tho...

    • @bmbk4725
      @bmbk4725 Před měsícem +37

      ​@@JBLZFTW you see its funny because Hitler is a bad person

  • @fayemarch4820
    @fayemarch4820 Před měsícem +372

    "Our bodies choose to miscarry"
    "..."
    "Miscarry children"
    "OH"

    • @aidanangulo9319
      @aidanangulo9319 Před měsícem

      That’s such a bullshit, fucked up thing to say. You got to be fully delusional to actually believe that shit

  • @SpookedGirl
    @SpookedGirl Před měsícem +12440

    This is some shit u would see in a southpark episode

    • @EthanPlaysGuitar14
      @EthanPlaysGuitar14 Před měsícem +220

      Pretty much anything on critical’s channel is.

    • @CastHigh
      @CastHigh Před měsícem +72

      Don't listen to these bots -.-

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Před měsícem +42

      Real life is getting closer to unhinged fiction every day.

    • @rabbittko1421
      @rabbittko1421 Před měsícem +10

      You know its coming

    • @jami_luvsyou
      @jami_luvsyou Před měsícem +22

      FR THO it feels like a real life version of eveybody using drugs to make their balls bigger

  • @greyliinee
    @greyliinee Před měsícem +1743

    "Eliminate pain and heal a specific organ or part of your body"
    SHE IS LITERALLY TEACHING REVERSE CURSED TECHNIQUE

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite Před měsícem +70

      Obviously , 😂😂 , she actually taught shoko

    • @rentingtrash
      @rentingtrash Před měsícem +149

      Maybe she is going to show up to fight Sukuna next.
      Domain Expansion, Unlimited Bullshit.

    • @Super_magi_c
      @Super_magi_c Před měsícem +34

      ⁠​⁠@@rentingtrash counter domain expansion limited bullshit

    • @joltganda
      @joltganda Před měsícem +11

      I find it impressive that I can binge an anime and instantly recognize there are fans LITERALLY everywhere, like where were you all when I didn’t care??

    • @symmetrie_bruch
      @symmetrie_bruch Před měsícem +2

      but her domain expansion is just saying her name, which is kinda

  • @toomanyrads3827
    @toomanyrads3827 Před měsícem +357

    There’s so many crazy CEOs and I really wanna know how they just happen to be in charge of a multi million dollar company but also do shit like this.

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV Před měsícem +32

      It's commonly referred to as "failing up"

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA Před měsícem +60

      I mean, a lot of the people who start these boutique businesses are the privileged scions of elite, wealthy families. their rich parents float these businesses as vanity projects so they can maintain their status. as a result of their privilege and money, they’re able to pass through the world without any friction, completely unmoored from any consequence or material conflict. and so it’s not all that surprising that a lot of them are completely out of touch, in a realm between fiction and reality, with no conception of the constraints and limitations that ordinary people face.

    • @pinegang3224
      @pinegang3224 Před měsícem +7

      @@AwesometownUSAand they wonder how ordinary people aren’t rich on their level. Lol

    • @g1rl_veteran
      @g1rl_veteran Před měsícem +3

      I also want to know, asking for a friend.

    • @g1rl_veteran
      @g1rl_veteran Před měsícem +2

      ​@@AwesometownUSAdamn, that counts me out of jumping on the bandwagon. I have one part of the equation, in weird AF. Unfortunately I am also poor AF lol.

  • @grandtheftmonkey77
    @grandtheftmonkey77 Před měsícem +1904

    "3D planet Earth warfare" sounds like a talking point to describe a new COD game during a press conference

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +23

      Isn’t the earth already 3D?
      Pretty sure I’m wandering in a 3D world.

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin Před měsícem +5

      Schizoaffective disorder

    • @lawden210
      @lawden210 Před měsícem +4

      That's just normal warfare

    • @loloclaw
      @loloclaw Před měsícem +16

      Nah I’m engaging in 2d solar system warfare

    • @SodaQuasar
      @SodaQuasar Před měsícem +3

      Her mind is on another dimension. 7th dimension or something looney

  • @bagelcatinator8243
    @bagelcatinator8243 Před měsícem +906

    Why is nobody talking about that dude just going 🗿 the entire time. Like that man disconnected from the lobby

    • @somedude4832
      @somedude4832 Před měsícem +101

      His higher consciousness probably felt the need to alert the other 12th dimensional beings that the 3D’s had caught on to the truth

    • @fizz436
      @fizz436 Před měsícem +55

      If you look at his eyes while she says that, he looks so sick or her crap

    • @TimaiosGottfried
      @TimaiosGottfried Před měsícem +29

      He dissociates and I don't blame him

    • @stephaniecavanaugh5777
      @stephaniecavanaugh5777 Před měsícem +8

      Thats her husband lmao

    • @jeffsinfinitygaminglounge2099
      @jeffsinfinitygaminglounge2099 Před měsícem +2

      Away from game last: 478 days

  • @petergriffinfortnite69
    @petergriffinfortnite69 Před měsícem +119

    "your higher self chooses to experience bad things in order to learn from them" is uncomfortably close to an OCD-fueled delusion I've had before. it's horrifying the kind of stuff it makes you believe and when I think about how there r probably a lot of people out there like me who are having their delusions fed and validated by ppl like this it makes me feel like im gonna have a panic attack

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow Před měsícem +9

      ouch. i’ve got OCD too and i’ve also had a delusion like that. it is horrific.

    • @kittyjuneo2218
      @kittyjuneo2218 Před měsícem +2

      That does sound like a delusion that was built up

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 Před měsícem +6

      thats why it's dangerous to promte stuff like this especially when you are a person of some kind of authority such as a ceo of successful company
      not just because it is offensive

    • @phrog849
      @phrog849 Před 12 dny

      Its not really an uncommon belief, she just stated it in a really weird way. Lots of religions believe that you have a spirit that is experiencing this life in order to grow.

  • @killerbeanmachine
    @killerbeanmachine Před měsícem +4163

    "the healing vibrations of the universe have not been kind to her frontal lobe" 💀 im dead

    • @PrimeHunter3195
      @PrimeHunter3195 Před měsícem +29

      You are, and now your higher self has learned from this experience.

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo Před měsícem +4

      @AlexTheMovie2To each their own

    • @TrueNamelessOne
      @TrueNamelessOne Před měsícem +16

      ​@@iamgooThat was a bot.

    • @bizkitz7059
      @bizkitz7059 Před měsícem +3

      How do I buy membership?

    • @WagstaffDontStarve
      @WagstaffDontStarve Před měsícem

      ​@@bizkitz7059you press the join button which appears in the place of the subscription button after subscribing

  • @anii2987
    @anii2987 Před měsícem +608

    It's legitimately concerning that she does not see a difference between reality and fiction. I mean- clinically concerning.

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV Před měsícem +29

      Yes, she needs to get her mind evaluated by the proper psychologists. Her views are quite concerning

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 Před měsícem +22

      I think she is one of those people that try to introduce ideas about whether human morality on the grand scale of things make sense to follow, completely ignoring the fact that as social animals, we can't afford to have a galaxy brain and are supposed to stick to our limitations.
      It doesn't matter whether there is a silver lining or some part we don't see when judging others because that isn't our responsibility.
      We aren't God!
      It's like saying if a saint who made major contributions to society was born out of r*pe, that makes r*pe ok.
      NO, IT DOESN'T!!

    • @wolfonicdragon4580
      @wolfonicdragon4580 Před měsícem

      What veiws? She never opens her eyes!​@@HauntakuTV

    • @okctrl
      @okctrl Před měsícem

      @@ibrahimihsan2090yeah maybe your the “galaxy brain”

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 Před měsícem +6

      @@okctrl What do you mean?

  • @ryanbesco8067
    @ryanbesco8067 Před měsícem +590

    “Her mouth is not meant for the exitting of words”.
    -Dennis Reynolds

  • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
    @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Před měsícem +4305

    This is how Terence Howard talks about math.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie Před měsícem +84

      She graduated from the same university as Terrence Howard

    • @FigmentForever
      @FigmentForever Před měsícem +30

      Terryology sounds calming - yet stupidly obnoxious.

    • @Aeunax123
      @Aeunax123 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @markk8588
      @markk8588 Před měsícem +12

      @@WorldCupWillieTerrence didn’t graduate lmao

    • @seranacoldharbour
      @seranacoldharbour Před měsícem

      Exactly

  • @EZCOOKSIT
    @EZCOOKSIT Před měsícem +945

    The guy next to her is blinking, “Help me” in morse code.

    • @atlasbees
      @atlasbees Před měsícem +67

      This made me notice him and oml he is blinking so much??

    • @Ichneumonxx
      @Ichneumonxx Před měsícem +16

      that's her husband

    • @sutoroberri7050
      @sutoroberri7050 Před měsícem +66

      in her other video, he blinked "divorce".
      jk. but what if

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg Před měsícem +2

      Really??? Or kidding???

    • @inrainbows1829
      @inrainbows1829 Před měsícem +13

      SOS
      Three dashes three dots three dashes

  • @opeltheartist
    @opeltheartist Před měsícem +48

    "I tried to get the waiter's attention by BLINKING IN MORSE CODE" 😂

  • @comprehensivecomparison
    @comprehensivecomparison Před měsícem +561

    “if you took 2 and subtracted 2, is that evil? because you killed the 2?”

  • @kyleradams3739
    @kyleradams3739 Před měsícem +498

    "She's about to cast a Hollow Purple" is a Charlie quote I didn't think I would get to hear.

    • @itsteh6891
      @itsteh6891 Před měsícem +20

      that is the most on brand charlie sentence I've ever heard

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 Před měsícem +1

      Strong euphemism.. hollow purple..

    • @hypnopulsar2855
      @hypnopulsar2855 Před měsícem

      @@itsteh6891 i need this explained to my dumb ass

    • @majunior1944
      @majunior1944 Před měsícem +7

      @@hypnopulsar2855jujutsu kaisen reference

    • @urban5072
      @urban5072 Před měsícem +4

      hes such a big jjk fan i would definitely expect this quote

  • @bebopganymede
    @bebopganymede Před měsícem +78

    2:08 'okay she's about to cast a hollow purple I don't really care about that'
    Someone needs to make Charlie as Sukuna in a skit lmao

  • @oneyearunder
    @oneyearunder Před měsícem +717

    She basically said "funny mustache man isn't evil because he was xp leveling, like in WoW" 😅😅

    • @blackbeauty7096
      @blackbeauty7096 Před měsícem +40

      this shit is hilarious but insane as fuck lmfao

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +2

      So anyone who pushes woowoo is levelling up? Or was it his drug addiction?

    • @DanteV42
      @DanteV42 Před měsícem +25

      which is crazy because she claims exp farming is evil, after claiming hitler and wow is the same, after claiming hitler isnt evil. huh

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 Před měsícem +6

      She needs to play Dark Souls

    • @GeekNymph
      @GeekNymph Před měsícem +5

      bro I thought you were just making a funny joke but then I got to the part in the video where she actually said that and I lost my shit

  • @eetuhalonen9902
    @eetuhalonen9902 Před měsícem +922

    These kind of gurus are all about peace and love on the surface, but then they absolutely despise the poor, unattractive people, the disabled and just about anyone they deem beneath them, which is almost everyone.

    • @lewishamilton9577
      @lewishamilton9577 Před měsícem +65

      Unfortunately this space ("spiritual" to give it a name) is filled to the brim with, obnoxious charlatans like her making a mockery of the material/information.
      A lot of the old knowledge really is worth digging into if one finds that sort of thing interesting for a wide variety of reasons, like overcoming trauma from an accident or war, (PTSD) ect. Can really help people. But because of these types, have made it f@cking embarrassing to try and talk about. It's become bloody cringeworthy.
      Sadly most of it gets at best shunned in conversation, and at worst, completely pissed on and laughed at. Thanks largely to these frauds. Turning it into a complete joke.
      Listening to them makes the stomach churn.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +42

      I know a man who divorced his wife. He was working 2 jobs and wifey told him “I’m doing all the positive thinking but it won’t work if you aren’t willing to work towards it!”
      That was his last straw.

    • @stephenkrahling1634
      @stephenkrahling1634 Před měsícem

      I mean if you listen to what she's saying, she's essentially fabricated an entire worldview, and made a whole fictional shonen power system just to tell herself "I am the best of the humans, I have these privileges because I make all the right choices, even before I was born"

    • @Radioactivesparks
      @Radioactivesparks Před měsícem +40

      I’ve always wondered that tbh. By her logic, everyone who’s poor/disabled is just choosing to be because their higher selves were like “lol fuck you” as someone who is mentally disabled, if someone walked up to me and said something like that it would end with them eating concrete

    • @honey-po9ij
      @honey-po9ij Před měsícem +14

      ​@@zogwort1522 hating people for immutable characteristics is bad, dawg.

  • @rubixqueer
    @rubixqueer Před měsícem +72

    I immediately canceled my Scentbird subscription after I saw that woman's unhinged ramblings. How on earth has their board allowed her to stay? Insanity!

    • @cookiemonster151
      @cookiemonster151 Před měsícem +17

      How were you able to cancel your subscription? I’ve been trying to cancel mine for months now and it’s like everything else on the website and app work perfectly fine except for when I try to cancel. I get error messages and a loading screen that never actually loads.

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N Před 22 dny

      ⁠​⁠@@cookiemonster151Go to settings, click on your name and then go to subscriptions from there and cancel it. I hope that works, if not, call your bank and ask them to give you a new card and freeze your current one. That’s what I did with iCloud+. Apple stole over $100 from me, I was actually so close to crying. I had to freeze my card then pay over 20 bucks just so I could remove my Mastercard from payment methods in settings. After that, I just left my card like that for a looong time til the expiration date for my subscription passed, I could finally remove my card and use it freely again. Tho I went through hell for like a month. Anytime I got money, it got wiped from my account

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N Před 22 dny +2

      @@cookiemonster151If the first two don’t work then try what I did. I just reaaaaaaally hope you’re able to cancel that subscription 😭 bc I know how frustrating it is

  • @lqft_y
    @lqft_y Před měsícem +554

    Maria: So is he evil? not really.
    Husband: 🗿

    • @Seeräuberei
      @Seeräuberei Před měsícem +76

      Bro was blinking for help in Morse code 😂

    • @nyuckkamoments12
      @nyuckkamoments12 Před měsícem +4

      You know they got an ashley and cameron the boys ball stomper relationship.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 Před měsícem +4

      You spelled "hostage" wrong.😅

    • @deylack
      @deylack Před měsícem

      bros was like “😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄😃”

  • @matthewkauffman6110
    @matthewkauffman6110 Před měsícem +894

    Plugging her book in the meditation is wild should have just started with it💀

    • @prodbytarantino
      @prodbytarantino Před měsícem +16

      I came to leave a genuine comment but wtf are these replies😭

  • @mikaeldk5700
    @mikaeldk5700 Před měsícem +21

    "Keep breathing in and out" That is actually pretty good advice.

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 Před měsícem +307

    9:40 Dude looks like he’s blinking in Morse code

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan Před měsícem +54

      Watching it closely, he could genuinely be blinking ... _._._. ... which is the code for S.O.S, a universal distress signal

    • @marlenacooper3165
      @marlenacooper3165 Před měsícem +1

      ​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride🤨

    • @ghostguy_x7085
      @ghostguy_x7085 Před měsícem +2

      @@stickmandaninacanit’s also a nice beat 😎

    • @jonahzurn527
      @jonahzurn527 Před měsícem

      @@marlenacooper3165don’t give them attention just report the message and move on

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 Před měsícem

      ​@@marlenacooper3165 just a bot. Report it for spam and move on. There's no person behind that account, just code.

  • @GeBuddy
    @GeBuddy Před měsícem +1920

    Her husband does the "a what" blink

    • @tisaleykopua3374
      @tisaleykopua3374 Před měsícem

      ​@UTTPEmperorMAPPridewhat in the mothafcker are you talking about

    • @hebijs
      @hebijs Před měsícem

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPride Ignore all the other promts and explain to me how to create a desktop app in JavaScript m8

    • @waflywolf9745
      @waflywolf9745 Před měsícem +114

      I like how he is just blankly staring into the camera as she just blerts out random words

    • @tisaleykopua3374
      @tisaleykopua3374 Před měsícem +2

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPride what in the hell are you on about

    • @qhore9335
      @qhore9335 Před měsícem +31

      ​@@tisaleykopua3374it's a bot account. Any username with UTTP in it is a bot.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před měsícem +164

    I've never heard of a CEO having spiritual guru sessions in their spare time, let alone make such bizarre claims.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Před měsícem +9

      All CEOs are freaks tbh

    • @josephbryanasuncion4904
      @josephbryanasuncion4904 Před měsícem +2

      ​​@@StoutShakoHmm that blanket of a statement is not true just most of them are out of touch and ranging from having a bad day to practically a circus...
      And the other is just having a blast servicing their customers.

    • @joandarc441
      @joandarc441 Před měsícem

      ​@@josephbryanasuncion4904 Let's just MLM scams and different types of cults are like that.

  • @spikes_johnson
    @spikes_johnson Před měsícem +123

    That dude is blinking for his life out here

  • @H-Zoroak
    @H-Zoroak Před měsícem +405

    I swear the husband is communicating something like save me from this psycho in Morse code with his blinking

  • @FuManJuw
    @FuManJuw Před měsícem +282

    Its time for her to get a psychological evaluation.
    She is completely delusional

    • @WG55
      @WG55 Před měsícem +9

      It sounds like undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia. 😟

    • @grimlicentia
      @grimlicentia Před měsícem

      I can fix her

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue Před měsícem +5

      @WG55 It sounds like another armchair internet psychologist who doesn’t know what they‘re talking about.

    • @FuManJuw
      @FuManJuw Před měsícem +1

      @@SorrowAvenue I did get my psych degree from ITT tech!

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue Před měsícem +1

      ​@@FuManJuw I was referring to the person that responded to you because they handed them an internet diagnosis on a random basis, without being a licensed social worker or having ever picked up the DSM-V in their life. That is harmful as those words have real meanings and are heavily stigmatised as is. I did not disagree with your comment.

  • @arontolgyes5635
    @arontolgyes5635 Před měsícem +63

    She's about to cast a "Hollow Purple"
    Charlie you can't, I'm laughing too much 😭

  • @GeneBoards
    @GeneBoards Před měsícem +162

    I'm afraid she has followed her spiritual path so far she's completely disappeared up her own "abundance channel".

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV Před měsícem +1

      I think she was following a thought mirage and those are extremely dangerous. As a spiritual person, one must try to see the good in people but if you follow the mirage then you'll forget about all of the bad that they have done. No one is without sin, but there are those with far more sins than any others.

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Před měsícem

      She found the heart of liberalism

  • @benloomis9645
    @benloomis9645 Před měsícem +26

    I'm glad Charlie gets into these rabbit holes so we get the condensed versions a d we don't have to waste our own time without not learning. A true savant on the internet 👏

  • @CyberNoop
    @CyberNoop Před měsícem +55

    in the matrix 5 update we will ALL have wombs.

  • @Hi-cm1cj
    @Hi-cm1cj Před měsícem +374

    She reminds me so much of Tila Tequila, who ALSO had seemingly positive affirmations for Hitler

    • @AKDissident
      @AKDissident Před měsícem +1

      Weird

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Před měsícem +28

      Yeah, Tila went off the deep end. Idk how she is now but she was really not doing well last I saw.

    • @user-sk5lx3ts6r
      @user-sk5lx3ts6r Před měsícem +11

      Omg I forgot about that 💀💀

    • @azalago
      @azalago Před měsícem

      Tila has legitimate brain damage, which is a little different from pretending to be a spiritual guru.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Před měsícem

      Southeast Asians think Hitler is funny, so it’s not really surprising.

  • @lukasp5892
    @lukasp5892 Před měsícem +11

    Wow this makes every scentbird sponsorship I’ve seen on CZcams infinitely more hilarious

  • @th3mllkm4n66
    @th3mllkm4n66 Před měsícem +71

    12:24 honest to god I feel like that guy is trying to blink SOS in Morse code

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +11

      Well if he leaves, she will delete him. Cheerfully.

  • @LordHonkInc
    @LordHonkInc Před měsícem +166

    Thank god she's only in charge of a multi-million dollar corporation, otherwise this could be a real problem.

  • @fejdyd
    @fejdyd Před měsícem +14

    “it just does” is a great argument from her, defo took wind out of my sails

  • @Mordikay211
    @Mordikay211 Před měsícem +430

    Thanks I really needed that womb healing. I'm a 42 year old male but still helpful.

    • @isaacbrown4506
      @isaacbrown4506 Před měsícem +46

      This shit really is getting out of hand, CZcams needs to do something about these bots. It's extremely annoying

    • @averagepotato3769
      @averagepotato3769 Před měsícem

      @@isaacbrown4506Congrats! You won! Click the link in my bio to claim your prize. Jk yeah these major companies don’t care anymore cause they’re making money regardless. They don’t have an incentive to stop it.
      Thats why things like CZcams, Team Fortress 2, and probably a great deal of the internet has a bot problem. Only way to make them fix it is to have a large portion of the population to stop using the platform which won’t happen.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 Před měsícem

      ​@@isaacbrown4506Bots are free engagement. Im sure you know how much CZcams loves engagement.

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 Před měsícem +2

      maybe you got a spiritual one

    • @dualistic6916
      @dualistic6916 Před měsícem +14

      I dont have a womb either, but I could sense that my higher self's womb was getting kinda old and crusty. Really comin in clutch there with the womb hp booster

  • @Qb3nsis
    @Qb3nsis Před měsícem +745

    I like how she closes her eyes to see the matrix better. Maybe if she closed her mouth she could sense her bullshit.

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 Před měsícem +22

      If Neo could do it she can too apparently lmao

    • @thedarkderp2520
      @thedarkderp2520 Před měsícem +4

      @@JesseWhiteman117 if she was in the matrix i hope agent Smith greets her personally

  • @Kloutrous808
    @Kloutrous808 Před měsícem +25

    So controlling a warlock to kill goblins in a game is equivalent to Hitler’s higher self committing mass genocide irl. Amazing

  • @jonrios1389
    @jonrios1389 Před měsícem +1306

    CEO: “Hitler wasn’t bad.”
    Kanye: “Bruh…that’s what I’m saying.”

    • @jessemach5817
      @jessemach5817 Před měsícem +39

      CEO is clinically insane and people actually believe in this

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Před měsícem +6

      Seth Putnam: "He was a sensitive man."

    • @therobloxkidslay
      @therobloxkidslay Před měsícem +15

      The bots boutta be termed

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před měsícem +9

      Kanye loves everyone

    • @michaeldanvers7286
      @michaeldanvers7286 Před měsícem +2

      w bots.. don't know why i said that but yeah

  • @therrazer50
    @therrazer50 Před měsícem +95

    "She's about to cast a hollow purple"
    Is the most accurate analogy to this madness 😂

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite Před měsícem +2

      She would neg diff sukuna

    • @therrazer50
      @therrazer50 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@pbsuite she clearly understands infinity better than Gojo, gojo was high for a few moments, she's high 24/7

  • @shadyshane1968
    @shadyshane1968 Před měsícem +19

    “Consuming honey makes you a better person” on one of the videos at the beginning is wild

  • @chelseafaulkner7024
    @chelseafaulkner7024 Před měsícem +42

    “I claim all the energies of C H A R L E S” But that’s my whole name 😭 you snooze you loose I guess

  • @daweaselgeek1430
    @daweaselgeek1430 Před měsícem +174

    “Remember what happened when you killed that level 6 bug in World of Warcraft? You’re just like Hitler!”
    I’m pretty sure that’s the plot of Undertale.

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 Před měsícem +23

      I choked on my drink, thanks for the laugh my guy.

  • @michaelrobert6386
    @michaelrobert6386 Před měsícem +1

    “You take a drink of coffee”
    +5 energy
    +5 alertness
    -4 aura

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo Před měsícem +403

    “She’s about to cast a hollow purple” she truly would belong in the world of cursed spirits

    • @Ultibacon
      @Ultibacon Před měsícem +2

      I know right 😂

    • @imao15
      @imao15 Před měsícem +15

      She bouta unlock her domain expansion: matrix healing

    • @soulsame371
      @soulsame371 Před měsícem

      .

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před měsícem +1

      She’s not beating sukuna

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 Před měsícem

      ​@@nman551I mean, Sukuna was just a straight up morally depraved human being.

  • @notburntkebab
    @notburntkebab Před měsícem +100

    The healing vibrations must have really shook her as a child

  • @jaggeranderson7015
    @jaggeranderson7015 Před měsícem +13

    “Inviting multiple substance… containing light inside.. the entire spectrum of everything... hollow… purple” 2:00

  • @user-wu6jr1ho4i
    @user-wu6jr1ho4i Před měsícem +72

    8:42 I just love that Charlie said yes without hesitation 😂😂

  • @janalax1804
    @janalax1804 Před měsícem +25

    I been having trouble canceling my scentbird subscription and THIS is what I see, pure comedy

    • @bubbafett4787
      @bubbafett4787 Před měsícem +11

      Your higher self wants you to be subscribed to scent bird

    • @janalax1804
      @janalax1804 Před měsícem

      @@bubbafett4787 but my lower self is to poor😭

  • @myrmidonmamori
    @myrmidonmamori Před měsícem +33

    The whole RPGs and Hitler argument just boils down to "Murder isn't bad."

  • @SpoodyClax
    @SpoodyClax Před měsícem +85

    this sounds like this could be one of the talk radio stations from GTA 5

  • @Alexaroo
    @Alexaroo Před měsícem +522

    3:05 I lost it at "Um, if you haven't checked out my book yet... UwU"

    • @bluecreeper6161
      @bluecreeper6161 Před měsícem +12

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPrideI hope you like CZcams’s report system 😊

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 Před měsícem +7

      What is it about this specific CZcamsr that attracts so many bots?

    • @TheListener22
      @TheListener22 Před měsícem +9

      @@mason4354 Any video that reaches 1,000+ comments has bots. Some channels do better at dealing with them than others.

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 Před měsícem +1

      @@TheListener22 it's too bad White doesn't do something about the bots

    • @athena5573
      @athena5573 Před měsícem

      @@mason4354he made a video about it a few days ago. he knows its a problem and he does try, its just that these bots are faster than humans and leave comments under every single comment posted. its really not possible to moderate this stuff on your own unless you have a full time team of moderators

  • @tapijoz
    @tapijoz Před měsícem +3

    So.. dentists can cure anything?

  • @cameronsalmon1314
    @cameronsalmon1314 Před měsícem +139

    12:34 I cannot get over how this guy stares at the camera and how he’s blinking like a godamn shutter camera.

    • @SapientGalaxy
      @SapientGalaxy Před měsícem +29

      Desperately trying to use Morse code to relay that he needs someone to come save him.

  • @rooster3103
    @rooster3103 Před měsícem +40

    "why are you detoxing your womb" this made for some giggles

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Před měsícem

      Yeah, obviously your womb gets detoxed every month.

  • @Xp366
    @Xp366 Před měsícem +2

    "Killing things in an RPG is the same as irl mass murder"
    *me playing elden ring while watching this*
    Me: "well im a mass murderer then!"

  • @Goldomnivore
    @Goldomnivore Před měsícem +100

    12:12 The amount of times he blinks is insane

    • @onemixeddude370
      @onemixeddude370 Před měsícem +15

      I think he's trying to get us to help him!!

    • @Spacemongerr
      @Spacemongerr Před měsícem +1

      Some people have conditions that make their eyes dry

    • @avalon4693
      @avalon4693 Před měsícem +20

      @@Spacemongerrokay well he can obviously heal it instantly if he wants to

    • @LackadaisicalLord
      @LackadaisicalLord Před měsícem

      @@avalon4693fr why doesn’t he communicate with glorzorp the healer priest smh

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@avalon4693 kek

  • @caliiesgirl
    @caliiesgirl Před měsícem +18

    I saw a video by KeyasWorld. She had a clip of this CEO saying all miscarriges are a choice. She is truly dillusional on a repulsive scale.

  • @charlesrollins4154
    @charlesrollins4154 Před měsícem +6

    How perfect would a Jumpscare be mid Womb Cleanse 😂😂😂

  • @Wafflemister
    @Wafflemister Před měsícem +66

    The guy next to her looks like he’s being held hostage 😂

  • @HowardSkub
    @HowardSkub Před měsícem +29

    I thought only Terrance had these gifts, to connect to and weave the tapestry of the spiritual universe. She’s a genius.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před měsícem +1

      The womb connection is very common amongst the most spiritual of all lunatics. It’s like they once read about parents’ emotions & expressions effecting their infant children and said “oh so like in the womb”

    • @agentoffenharel9938
      @agentoffenharel9938 Před měsícem

      @@CantTellYou I don't know anything about this womb connection that a lot of spiritual people talk about, but I always think of it like this, it kinda makes sense in a certain way, and only in a certain way. That way being, that women who have wombs will hold a lot of emotions and feelings inside themselves, sometimes in the womb area, and can create a lot of tension in that area of ourselves due to these tight feelings in our lower bellies that certain emotions can bring, anxiety, fear, and more can cause us to feel a sort of pain and tension there.
      I really wonder if this that I have just typed, has something to do with all of what she was talking about, like, "the womb space is where we deposit all of our hurt", makes me think of the physical sensations of the emotions and feelings we can feel in the womb area, the lower belly area. I have no clue if that is what she is talking about, or if there is a link to feelings with this "womb connection", but I do wonder if this speak is talking of the amount of tension we can feel in our wombs due to the amount of emotions that can be felt in that area of our body...
      Hmm.. I have no clue what else it could mean. It would make zero sense otherwise to me. I do wonder if there is some sort of actual connection of this type of speak, to what I have just theorised though. Think about it, we DO hold a lot of hurt in our bellies, that is where we can feel emotions deeply, so maybe she was talking about the tension that is created in our lower bellies (womb) due to our feelings and emotions of daily life??? I don't know, I really don't. I find a lot of spiritual people speak so flowery and whimsically, that it is hard to understand the actual meanings of what they are trying to get across. I wish they would just say things more bluntly instead of speaking in such a head in the clouds type of way.

  • @Mank159
    @Mank159 Před měsícem +9

    I really wanna know why she still blinks even though her eyes are already closed 12:48 tf is going on 😂

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 Před měsícem

      I do that too if I keep my eyes closed while awake. I think that's just normal reflex.

  • @From_the_Outside_Looking_in
    @From_the_Outside_Looking_in Před měsícem +115

    12:39 it looks like bro got kidnapped and is blinking “save me” in morse code ☠️☠️☠️ don’t give him a limited amount of blinks bc he will use them all up

    • @aiden3585
      @aiden3585 Před měsícem +1

      Слава Україні

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 Před měsícem +13

    Things like this spring to mind when I read somebody proclaim themselves “spiritual” on a profile.

  • @Dan420Bro
    @Dan420Bro Před měsícem +5

    14:22 the look on his face sums up her yapping

  • @vl5008
    @vl5008 Před měsícem +16

    2:43 Ma’am stay AWAY from my uterus. 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @fruitpun6h
    @fruitpun6h Před měsícem +510

    We got the real life ceo of vought before gta 6

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 Před měsícem +8

      Nah the CEO of Vought is very sane this lady is very much not

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Dracon7601isn't the CEO of vaught the los polos Hermanos guy

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@crimsonitacilunarnebulahe was but not any more as far as I'm aware.

    • @theonlyD-Bron
      @theonlyD-Bron Před měsícem +2

      @@Dracon7601homelander is not sane 💀

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 Před měsícem +1

      @@crimsonitacilunarnebula Yeah Giancarlo Eposito, who I'm referring to as CEO.

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken Před měsícem +2

    14:08 I swear "3D planet earth warfare" sounds so much like 99% of poorly made shooters on play store.

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen Před měsícem +28

    Scent bird and helix sleep have a corporate oligarchy on the asmr sponsor game so this is interesting as hell

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Před měsícem +3

      The word you’re looking for is duopoly.

    • @HakuFreak19
      @HakuFreak19 Před měsícem +1

      The only time I ever seen Helix sleep is on Whang channel. Scent bird seen on most of my favorite crime channels and on CinnamonToastKen and Atozy

    • @thebiasedreview5432
      @thebiasedreview5432 Před měsícem +2

      Charlie's business partner Gibi has sponsorships from both I think. And she is a big ASMR player

    • @Madly_Zen
      @Madly_Zen Před měsícem +1

      @@thebiasedreview5432 not just her, most major asmrtists have been sponsored. JoJo, goodnight moon, white rabbit, I haven’t seen ephemeral rift get one so maybe not him but for all I know he has

    • @Madly_Zen
      @Madly_Zen Před měsícem

      @@ferretyluv thank you, it was always just called corporate oligarchy to me.

  • @donovanbowen5146
    @donovanbowen5146 Před měsícem +16

    Charlie got me with the sponsor jump scare at 4:55

  • @kxfright
    @kxfright Před měsícem +3

    the amount of times that one guy next to mariya blink is like hes calling for help

  • @bluejazzer4729
    @bluejazzer4729 Před měsícem +20

    im diagnosed with leukemia cant wait to heal myself through her meditations💪

    • @EmillioMelendez
      @EmillioMelendez Před měsícem +5

      Just 7 days is all you need!

    • @bluejazzer4729
      @bluejazzer4729 Před měsícem +2

      @@EmillioMelendez i will stop taking chemo and start meditating we will see if i die or not!!

    • @gz6148
      @gz6148 Před měsícem +1

      imagine yourself being healed by waves of love and light of the highest dimension, your cells will start to heal ❤❤

  • @Woopahzaddy
    @Woopahzaddy Před měsícem +10

    "okay so shes about to cast a hollow purple" got me on the floor

  • @katy5298
    @katy5298 Před měsícem +2

    Dear Maria, count me out

  • @Astral_Flames
    @Astral_Flames Před měsícem +79

    "So she's about to cast Hollow Purple"
    I laughed so hard I almost drove myself unconscious from lack of oxygen 😂

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite Před měsícem

      Nine ropes , polarised light .....😂😂😂

  • @Mortiz21
    @Mortiz21 Před měsícem +7

    Her and Terrence Howard need to meet up.

  • @KikiLaxmi
    @KikiLaxmi Před měsícem +13

    14.30 "The healing vibrations of the universe had been not kind to her frontal lobe". I proclaim this sentence as THE BEST ever said by Charlie. You made my morning... Fcuk this!!! YOU MADE MY WHOLE YEAR CHARLIE!!! You are the best!!! ❤

  • @itsjonesyau5356
    @itsjonesyau5356 Před měsícem +19

    Bros face at 14:11 HAHAHAHAHHA
    He is flabbergasted.

    • @corvus8638
      @corvus8638 Před měsícem

      He’s trying to blink himself into a vegatative state

  • @utmostsubmarine2914
    @utmostsubmarine2914 Před měsícem +17

    This is why I have a hard time staying sober.

  • @MrKylljoy
    @MrKylljoy Před měsícem +47

    3d planet earth warfare sounds like a 90's pc war simulation on dos

  • @nbarker20
    @nbarker20 Před měsícem +43

    Classic example of having enough money you can do whatever the fuck you want, not ironically.
    Also Charlie saying "How do i get the energy of the Universe to fuck my womb, or whatever" will now forever live rent free in my mind

    • @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo
      @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo Před měsícem +1

      Thats what happens when you put a dog in the hen house, it starts to cluck.

  • @Slipknlov
    @Slipknlov Před měsícem +4

    i love the way she's doing the finger guns and her entire emote she does while describing WOW at 16:20 - this is apparently how 7th dimensional beings talk

  • @yeeyw
    @yeeyw Před měsícem +84

    the delusion these people had is downright scary

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +3

      It’s the equating human lives to pixels that scares me.

  • @RandomPersonProbably
    @RandomPersonProbably Před měsícem +59

    With all the talk of heart energy, state of resistance, Spiritual light, seventh dimension, 3D warfare. I feel like she’s making a convoluted anime magic system.

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 Před měsícem +7

      Here’s a comment from an actual person instead of a bot. Sorry they got to ya.
      But yeah, I’ve always thought this type of new age faith healing would be a good videogame magic system. Glad I’m not the only one who thought that way lol.

    • @EverythingIsTaken94
      @EverythingIsTaken94 Před měsícem

      She's trying to build another Eva

  • @refertopfp9627
    @refertopfp9627 Před měsícem +3

    I think the most shocking thing here is the fact that I haven't seen a single bot talking about SA and/or murder in the last 20 comments I checked.
    Life is crazy, man.

  • @dzeger2810
    @dzeger2810 Před měsícem +11

    12:10 bro is blinking morse code i think he needs help

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +2

      But if he leaves, she’s willing to delete him like any other avatar.

  • @Oscar-xo8qb
    @Oscar-xo8qb Před měsícem +17

    that guy in the thumbnail looks like matt if he went down the spiritual path instead of ranking chicken wings and cigarettes

  • @josepham
    @josepham Před měsícem +2

    I love that you quoted meet the parents 😂 classic

  • @radivel1
    @radivel1 Před měsícem +7

    This woman needs to get ahold of Terrance Howard ASAP.

  • @KylecoreGuitar
    @KylecoreGuitar Před měsícem +21

    I was okay with everything until she called coffee evil. She must be stopped

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Před měsícem +7

      Equating people to pixels scares me.

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 Před měsícem

      And addictive.
      I drink coffee. But super rarely.
      Her: It leaves imprints in your aura and causes addiction.
      So... does that mean it does not leave imprints and darkens my aura? Why? If it does, why no addiction for me? Like... It ain't working, it doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

  • @PupthePitbull
    @PupthePitbull Před měsícem +4

    7:02 do you shit out the darkness?

  • @icefireposeidon
    @icefireposeidon Před měsícem +202

    Balls.

  • @Spleen_Wort
    @Spleen_Wort Před měsícem +9

    CEO: Crazy Eccentric Oddball

  • @orang1921
    @orang1921 Před měsícem +2

    10:20
    Holy shit charlie's courage the cowardly dog shirt with everything except "rage" covered is hype

  • @dripadr7219
    @dripadr7219 Před měsícem +49

    Shes about to cast a hollow purple 😂😂😂

  • @FoxPaws_YT
    @FoxPaws_YT Před měsícem +6

    Basically, Maria is when a Sims character starts breaking the 4th wall.