Batman: The Yaoi Knight
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- čas přidán 20. 11. 2023
- Batman becomes convinced Joe Biden is planning on banning yaoi. Read the full feature-length screenplay for free:
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The best part about if this screenplay gets greenlit and becomes a movie, is that no matter people's opinion on it, nobody could deny that this is the most creative premise that a DC movie has had in years.
...I'm gonna need an audiobook version of this with your voices
Agreed!
An old time radio drama with sound effects.
The profile picture is God so it must happen.
Yep
Yeah, I don’t know how to read.
this was a terrifying notification, thank you Filmcow
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD TRANSCRIPT WTF THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL
this may be the best thing i've ever read
At first I thought Alfred was exaggerating, but it turns out the first yaoi manga actually is 53 years old. It's kind of weird to think it's possible how Mao Zedong was aware of yaoi.
my personal headcanon is that chairman mao was the first fujoshi
back in my day, "yaoi" was something a cartoon man yelled when he stubbed his toe
Well in MY day it was something a japanese stylized cartoon man yelled when he stubbed his toe right before tripping onto another man's protruding phallus with his open mouth!
And that's how we liked it!
and now it's cartoon men fucking each other. hell yeah
Tbh, Yaoi was the sound I made while I was vomiting from Rotavirus. We had an outbreak 13 years ago.
Imagine saying the word, but in wet burps instead of voices
@@ziggybarone3168 you are preaching to the choir :(
Rotovirus is one of my biggest fears. I used to get it (or something with symptoms identical) on e a year
God, that would be a perfect line for President Biden in the film.
Me before watching this: *depressed*
Me after watching this: *still depressed but also confused*
Jason Steele: A man of creative productivity.
This really has the vibe of that comic of a scientist creating a screaming robot, but not having an answer when his colleague asks him why.
That was a good reveal when Batman starts talking with Bruce Wayne.
Also damn bats for not remembering to text his buddy!
Oh batman, you sweet summer child.
Not sure if this is the Batman that we need OR deserve, but I downloaded the screenplay anyway. Thanks Jason!
How was it?
I watched a VGV stream where he talked about it, I really wasn't expecting Jason to actually do it !
Within the first 20 seconds I was hooked. Thank you Batman for saving yaoi doujins from Sleepy Joe. He is the hero we need, and deserve.
Thank you for standing up for the little guys who kiss, Jason
I would love this to become a feature film like detective heart of America
🎵detective heart of america, the feature film🎵
This sounds like something that the team on the Snapcube channel could make a reading of. And what a glorious reading that would be...
This is an interesting way of getting people to read your Batman fanfic
All I want for Christmas is for this to become a movie
Batman is always protecting those things we hold dear.
Is this a spiritual sequel to the 2000's cult classic 'An Extremely Goofy Movie' ?
The Batman's parents died in the script after seeing A Goofy Movie, so yes.
Not the hero the yaoi industry needs, but the hero that the yaoi industry deserves.
This desperately needs a radio drama audiobook thing
We need, at the very least, a complete table read. Perhaps reading Nick Alex as Robin. And Chris Alex for Nightwing.
or Jason's impression of Chris and Nick as those characters
@@dawudallen Plus Scuffy's impression of Jason.
i think this is the funniest thing i could have heard about this afternoon. thank you for making this Jason
Penguins club being called Noot Noot had me grinning from ear to ear. Nicely done :)
Did Joker tell a joke from the Blueberry Valley Weather Report on Vulo Lives? Joker is a Vulo fan?
Also this is poetry:
And yaoi. Beautiful, young cartoon men can be seen in every direction, frolicking, laughing, dancing, and in some instances having extremely explicit sex.
At the center of the park sits a beautiful carousel from 1921, still in operation, on which a number of yaoi are cheerfully riding. Some of these yaoi are also having sex.
Batman looks around in wonder.
I'm not a fan of either Batman or BL manga but this sounds funny. DL and donated.
Jason your creative genius seemingly has no limits.
His great enemy, the Fujoker
0:39 Gah that is a very upsetting looking bat!
This feels like it should be in collaboration with Chuck Tingle somehow
When your family asks what you want for Christmas, and you're an adult that can simply buy things for yourself...
“NO! This falls under parody law! You can’t shoot me!”
the fact that I find this from trying to show my friend charlie the unicorn....
of all the things to ever exist, this is one of them
Hell yeah, Batman
You're my hero. I love the art you make and that you make so much available for free/lowlow.
Thank you for keeping people inspired
You continue to delight us!
How much do we need to pay for a full table read? I can't be bothered to use my eyeballs
This will be a cool moment to crowd source the project
Downloaded with no hesitation
i really want to just low budget film this. the script is perfect, even with the one typo
Where is the typo? I will fix the typo.
@@filmcow hold on let me find it again it's in page 50 plus
@@filmcow page 56 "Catwoman rifles through her duffle bag" "She has a large duffel bag with her."
i think that is the only one
Ah, thanks. Spellcheck didn't catch it because both spellings are technically correct, but there should definitely be consistency. Will fix it!
The world may be on the brink of destruction, but at least there is the SLIGHTEST chance we will get a movie about Batman saving all the fruity boys.
This is a wonderful gift. I very seldom use the word 'blessed' as I am not religious. But I feel blessed on this day. Thank you, Mr. Steele.
Please do a dramatic reading of it 😂
That's funny. It's not even Alfred's deepest darkest secret. More like, his pride and joy.
Jason, are you OK? If this is a cry for help, blink twice.
Cry for help? This is more of a declaration of power
Jason doesn’t blink
Read the entire thing.
Honestly? One of the better DC stories. Long live Yaoi. RIP dent's face.
bro has lost his mind. epic
This was bound to happen.
I can't believe yaoi is real
I'm not interested in any of these things, but I'll bet one of the twists is the CIA involvement and whenever Jason mentions the CIA things get lit.
well in 12 years Batman will become public domain so there's hope that you can make your vision come true in 2035 but its gotta be the 1943 version of batman to avoid lawsuits
This screenplay was a true work of art
How are you so unconcerned with this bat?!
Only a sweet summer child would be so naive as to not greenlight this production
Bo Jieden's most devious lick yet
This is 100% canon
Hell yeah, batman!
Hell yeah...
Says something about FilmCow that I just hear what this script is about and I'm already laughing pretty hard
aight i better see an audition page on CCC for the audio drama stat
Please God, let this be real because it would be so f***in funny.
My god, I just finished reading...the script has no business being as good as it is, but I shouldn't have doubted you, Jason. Everything you make is perfect. I recently bought (just arrived yesterday) the script for Spatula Madness. I'm SO CRAZY EXCITED to read it (although I have to wait until Christmas, since it was a "gift" from my wife [I begged her to let me buy it])! Thank you for what you do. You brighten my life with every post :)
Lmao you never disappoint
this is... advanced randomness.
Real ones found out about it on the live
I cleared this notification but I saw who posted it and realized what I had seen for the thumbnail, and realized I had to come see what this was about
Why does the CZcams algorithm suddenly hate filmcow?
I've never been more excited
I’ve never rushed to download anything so fucking fast before 😤😤😤😤
FilmCow reaching new heights
Something abour this video unnerves me so much. Like. The yaoi collection too, this whole video feels like something id dream up while sick
Batman goes public domain in 2033
I have no interest in James Gunn, the DCU, batman in general or the Yaoi genre and yet I would pay good money to see a movie where batman is convinced Joe Biden wants to ban Yaoi and sets out to stop him.
You can always count on ideas from WAY out of Left field when watching Filmcow.
I have never been more sad to have aphantasia.
REAL
Gonna channel my inner Dick Grayson & read this script while wearing an improvised Robin costume of a yellow cape (yellow bath towel tied around the neck), a red tunic top (red t-shirt) & a green speedo (no substitute required for this article of clothing!) 😁
lol, you really wrote EIGHTY PAGES of this! Didn't read it yet, but there's probably a donation coming once I do. =')
I finally did, and I'm not sure I can ever truly go back to the way things were. Rather, I will be moving forward. With yaoi in my heart.
Bought your novelette bundle and upped the price to 20$, well deserved.
I wish I had money to film it...
I read the entire thing. Its incredible. Once the holiday season is over im making a much deserved donation
Hell yeah, Filmcow.
Hell yeah.
When will the suffering ever end?!
Audio Book when?
you could collab with neuverse creative to make the screenplay into an audio drama! i know they're more of a serious batman-orientated youtube channel, but that way there might be some good casting choices aside from yourself
"Intriguing...yet highly disturbing."
Jason.....wtf?
...................
*spams the download button*
Your creative endeavors know no bounds hahahaha
I really didn’t know what to expect.
that's so Alfred
Alfred is just like me fr
Jason! Have the oops all garf voss become patreon exclusives or something? I was yet to be up to date with my viewing but now they have all dissapeared!
I am EXCITED to read this
He really is the hero that we deserve
This seems more like something the former guy would try to ban.
NEW FILM COW ANIMATION RAHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE, WHY
I feel so many things
Well, I suppose all I wanted to say was: "Hell yeah Batman, hell yeah."
Audio book when?
if hollywood wont make it real, then surely filmcow must