Top 10 Lines from Clue: The Movie

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  • @thatjpwing
    @thatjpwing Před 4 lety +704

    I live for the day when I can smash expensive crystal against an ornate fireplace and scream “Please!”

    • @rjkral
      @rjkral Před 3 lety +29

      J.P. Wing it’s so funny not just the smash but the way she absolute screams PLEASE!!!!

    • @stankythecat6735
      @stankythecat6735 Před 3 lety +5

      I do it all the time

    • @alyr7629
      @alyr7629 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @Jitterzz
      @Jitterzz Před 3 lety +6

      I literally searched for a video just to hear Madeline Kahn’s delivery of that line, I was not disappointed. I always quote it internally whenever people around me are acting ridiculous. 🤣

    • @ariaflame-au
      @ariaflame-au Před rokem +1

      I think this was the first time I saw the 'nouveau riche obligé' bit on the fireplace though.

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 Před 4 lety +798

    "He had threatened to kill me in public!"
    "Why would he wanna kill you in public?"
    "I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her."

  • @paulpeniscocker9223
    @paulpeniscocker9223 Před 5 lety +1420

    Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared
    Mrs. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist
    Wadsworth: but he never reappeared
    Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist

  • @markroemer329
    @markroemer329 Před 4 lety +514

    Colonel Mustard: "How many husbands have you had?"
    Mrs. White: "Mine ... or other women's?"

    • @kevinmay9151
      @kevinmay9151 Před rokem +15

      Yours!
      Five.
      Five!?
      Yes, just the five.
      Her delivery was perfect.

    • @erikaswanson7072
      @erikaswanson7072 Před rokem +10

      Husbands should be like Kleenex... soft, strong, and disposable...

    • @KyuuketsuhimeMiyu
      @KyuuketsuhimeMiyu Před rokem +7

      You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!
      Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

    • @pepperfawntly8913
      @pepperfawntly8913 Před rokem +2

      @@KyuuketsuhimeMiyu That's right!

    • @customcartoons
      @customcartoons Před rokem

      Came looking for this quote, wasn’t disappointed

  • @jimdraper1579
    @jimdraper1579 Před 4 lety +603

    Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook?
    Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn't THAT bad.

    • @Sofia-zx4fb
      @Sofia-zx4fb Před 3 lety +18

      @@jasonmarin8187 miss scarlet: it’s my defense mechanism

  • @sarahford292
    @sarahford292 Před 4 lety +642

    Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
    Wadsworth: You don’t need any help from me, Sir.
    Mustard: That’s right!

    • @jaciharris7735
      @jaciharris7735 Před 4 lety +3

      :-D No, Colonel Mustard doesn't need any help from Wadsworth to look stupid. He's great at doing it on his own!

    • @krechenklein4453
      @krechenklein4453 Před 3 lety

      Love it. Thanks for quoting.

    • @definitelynot_tfol36
      @definitelynot_tfol36 Před rokem

      That is absolutely my favorite line.

    • @That_Fruity_Emo
      @That_Fruity_Emo Před rokem

      That's one of my personal favorites, the only one that didn't make the list

    • @riccal3288
      @riccal3288 Před rokem +2

      They should have just let Madeline keep going on in this scene… watching her work here is so damn funny

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 5 lety +716

    Col. Mustard: “This is WAR, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable, you CANNOT make an omelet without breaking eggs, EVERY cook will tell you that!”
    Mrs. Peacock: “BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!”

    • @agen_dior
      @agen_dior Před 2 lety +7

      whats more hilarious is that it was her cook who she killed
      her screaming like that was just to keep the suspicion off of her

    • @Blackout.1644
      @Blackout.1644 Před 2 lety +7

      @@agen_dior except for the Miss Scarlett ending which Peacock truly is innocdnt

    • @bridgetclerkin454
      @bridgetclerkin454 Před rokem

      Love this one also. The over-zealous WAR and Eileen Brennan's hysteria. So good.

    • @czecm8jr
      @czecm8jr Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's the "look what happened to the cook-KAa" for me! LOL

  • @TheRealNuriko
    @TheRealNuriko Před 5 lety +520

    Plum: what are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
    Peacock: no just death, isn’t that enough?

    • @highheartwellness
      @highheartwellness Před 4 lety +12

      lol such a good one. Love Mrs.Peacock

    • @barbarachieppo8290
      @barbarachieppo8290 Před 4 lety +9

      It's you and me, honeybunch

    • @grantgilbert2822
      @grantgilbert2822 Před rokem +1

      This is my favorite exchange in the whole movie. Col Must That’s right is a great one too.

    • @czecm8jr
      @czecm8jr Před 7 měsíci

      @@barbarachieppo8290 Whenever I get paired with any partner, this is my go to line! Been using it since grade school!! LOL

  • @addieschabel-wright3327
    @addieschabel-wright3327 Před 4 lety +188

    Mrs white: “ well it’s a matter of life after death, he is dead and now I have a life”

    • @colemyst
      @colemyst Před 4 lety +3

      Yes that's the best line

    • @oldgods6039
      @oldgods6039 Před 3 lety +4

      Mrs. White: "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."

    • @marcosromero4073
      @marcosromero4073 Před měsícem

      Mrs. White: "Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable"

  • @pamelafaust4379
    @pamelafaust4379 Před 5 lety +372

    “Let us in! Let us in!”
    “Let us OUT! Let us OUT!”

    • @jaciharris7735
      @jaciharris7735 Před 4 lety +7

      One of my favorites as well! Makes me laugh hysterically every time!

    • @katherine6148
      @katherine6148 Před 3 lety +1

      Also a line from Lion King!

  • @magic713m
    @magic713m Před 4 lety +49

    "Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
    "I don't know. He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"

  • @vanessa.jasmine
    @vanessa.jasmine Před 5 lety +259

    The group is huddled over the body of the Singing Telegram Girl.
    Mr. Green: 6 bodies all together
    Wadsworth: This is getting serious

    • @MaLiCeCoLtRaNe
      @MaLiCeCoLtRaNe Před 4 lety +14

      Vanessa.Jasmine (closes door silently)

    • @GeminiFate
      @GeminiFate Před 2 lety +9

      Then they all just walk away like they're touring an exhibit🤣🤣🤣

    • @TrueCourse
      @TrueCourse Před rokem

      By the way… the singing telegram girl was played by Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go’s. 😁❤

  • @djsaxby
    @djsaxby Před 4 lety +240

    Flames has to be the best improv ever. This line is so legendary.

    • @billyloomisstanaccount9897
      @billyloomisstanaccount9897 Před 3 lety +3

      I know I’m going to get a lot of flack for this, but I never did understand why people liked that line.

    • @favorites483
      @favorites483 Před 2 lety +25

      @@billyloomisstanaccount9897 Kahn's nutty presence and deliver that was completely ad-libbed. She delivered something unhinged and owned it.

    • @billyloomisstanaccount9897
      @billyloomisstanaccount9897 Před 2 lety

      @@favorites483 It felt awfully forced tho…

    • @CalitmeDiondell
      @CalitmeDiondell Před 2 lety +16

      @@billyloomisstanaccount9897 it's camp

    • @hellbunniez3
      @hellbunniez3 Před rokem +9

      @@billyloomisstanaccount9897 madeline kahn is the only one who can deliver that kind of line and slay it

  • @vanessa.jasmine
    @vanessa.jasmine Před 5 lety +166

    Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
    Mrs White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

  • @caeli6746
    @caeli6746 Před 4 lety +286

    Cop: “He’s drunk! Dead drunk!”
    Scarlett: Dead right!
    (Talking about a dead man)

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 Před 3 lety +19

      Plum: "He won't be driving anywhere, Officer; I can promise you that!"
      Cop: "Someone will give him a ride home?"
      Scarlett: "Oh, we'll call him a car."
      Plum: "A long, black car!"
      Scarlett: [elbow] "A limousine!"

    • @nghstudios65
      @nghstudios65 Před rokem

      @@ScooterBond1970 A hearse.

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 4 lety +253

    Mrs. Peacock: “Everything all right?”
    Col. Mustard: “Yep, two corpses; everything’s fine.”

    • @kouma2411
      @kouma2411 Před 4 lety +1

      Brian Bommarito that was said in the video.

    • @oilylondon
      @oilylondon Před 4 lety +2

      Ash graninja24 yh, he was just quoting it ig

    • @roxbuchanan6357
      @roxbuchanan6357 Před rokem +1

      And the bit that makes that line even funnier, if I recall right is Wadsworth following the pair to look into the room with a expression on his face that clearly says "Two corpses and everything's *fine?!*"

  • @donmills4261
    @donmills4261 Před 4 lety +285

    I once heard Tim Curry say everyone was on the floor when Madeline Kahn did the flames speech!

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater Před 4 lety +52

      even in that shot you can see it, they look like they're glowing in response to her, like they can't help themselves enjoying what she's doing

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 Před 4 lety +18

      @@storageheater I've always loved the reaction shots, lol! 😂😂😂

    • @NYRNGR1
      @NYRNGR1 Před 4 lety +35

      That's because it was unscripted. Totally adlibbed.

    • @stevielambert8262
      @stevielambert8262 Před 3 lety +25

      The great sadly missed Madeline Kahn, for me the best thing in the entire film. She was sublime.

    • @Belzedar
      @Belzedar Před 3 lety +31

      I’d have been really disappointed if Kahn’s extraordinary ad-lib hadn’t made the list. It deserved to be #1.

  • @Alb_01
    @Alb_01 Před 4 lety +344

    Mrs White's "Flames". For a movie full of iconic/fabulous lines, this speech is by far the best.

    • @TwoWholeWorms
      @TwoWholeWorms Před 2 lety +23

      It's the way she intones "soooOOOOOOOOO... much" that makes it for me. xD

    • @stevielambert8262
      @stevielambert8262 Před 2 lety +3

      LOVE this.

    • @meropetied
      @meropetied Před rokem +3

      Yeah. It was always going to be #1. The rest are subjective. That's just one of the most memorable and hilarious loopy-doo lines in film.

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Před rokem +2

      Pure Madeline Kahn genius. It works because she did it.

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 Před rokem +2

      And it was completely improvised

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 5 lety +139

    Wadsworth: “Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten everyone!”
    Mr. Green: “YOU’RE A BIT LATE FOR THAT!”

  • @tommyb7973
    @tommyb7973 Před 4 lety +44

    "Why is the car stopped?" "It's frightened."

  • @BG_StuartJ
    @BG_StuartJ Před 4 lety +91

    Mustard: "You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!"White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

    • @favorites483
      @favorites483 Před 2 lety +5

      Earlier she knees the singer of Fear in the groin.

  • @ventriloqueen
    @ventriloqueen Před 4 lety +37

    Wadsworth: I chose to expose myself!
    Colonel Mustard: Careful, there are ladies present.

  • @peateargryfin844
    @peateargryfin844 Před 4 lety +80

    Green: Is the FBI really in the habit of covering up multiple murders?
    Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think its run by a man named Hoover?

    • @Blackout.1644
      @Blackout.1644 Před 2 lety +2

      Even though it’s a funny comment, there’s a bit of seriousness in that. I.e., JFK’s assassination

    • @agen_dior
      @agen_dior Před rokem +1

      That joke is just for the brits, had no idea was ‘Hoover’ was for years

  • @thelast.rose.ofsummer
    @thelast.rose.ofsummer Před 4 lety +82

    Wadsworth: "You know what doctors aren't supposed to do with their lady patients?"
    Scarlet: "Yeah?"
    Wadsworth: "Well, he did."
    Scarlet: "Ha!"

  • @theretronick3380
    @theretronick3380 Před 4 lety +267

    What was J.Edgar Hoover doing on your phone?
    He's on everyone else's phone, why shouldn't be be on mine?

    • @maddiesmusings
      @maddiesmusings Před 3 lety +8

      This is the one joke that flies over my head every time... mind explaining??

    • @andywalker7657
      @andywalker7657 Před 3 lety +24

      @@maddiesmusings Hoover was the director of the FBI (from 1924-1972) and was infamous for spying on suspected 'political enemies'. Basically he illegally wire-tapped lots of peoples' phones including Marilyn Monroe, Eleanor Roosevelt, Helen Keller, Walt Disney, and Lucille Ball, among many others.

    • @maddiesmusings
      @maddiesmusings Před 3 lety +1

      andy walker ahh, I see~ thanks so much!

    • @andywalker7657
      @andywalker7657 Před 3 lety +1

      @@maddiesmusings You're welcome 😁

    • @ItLooksSoFake
      @ItLooksSoFake  Před 3 lety +16

      “Clue” fans helping “Clue” fans!

  • @tomcastelli6890
    @tomcastelli6890 Před 4 lety +79

    “Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of everyone?”
    “You don’t need my help with that.”
    “That’s right!”

  • @clarebear2706
    @clarebear2706 Před 4 lety +120

    Ok so my only question is why
    "Why would anyone want to kill him twice?"
    "That's what we call overkill"
    Isn't on here because that was comedy gold

  • @Dreamline78
    @Dreamline78 Před 4 lety +100

    Wadsworth: "Ours not to reason why; ours but to do and die."
    Plum: Die?
    Wadsworth: Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred Lord Tennyson.
    Mustard: Hmm. I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is much more deadly than the male." You like Kipling, Miss Scarlett?
    Scarlett: Sure, I'll eat anything.

  • @jackcooperwasser622
    @jackcooperwasser622 Před 4 lety +47

    "She had friends who were....socialists."
    *Shocks around the room*

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Před rokem

      These days, fascists are worse than socialists of the 40s and 50s could ever be.

  • @kouma2411
    @kouma2411 Před 4 lety +26

    Wadsworth:And to make a long story short...
    Everyone else: TOO LATE!

  • @tomcastelli6890
    @tomcastelli6890 Před 4 lety +73

    “I am a lady.”
    “How do you know what kind of pictures they are if you are such a lay-deeee?”

    • @krechenklein4453
      @krechenklein4453 Před 3 lety +4

      They are my pictures and I'd like them back, please.

    • @Marrythenightgaga101
      @Marrythenightgaga101 Před 2 lety +3

      @@krechenklein4453 “oh my! No one can get into that position”
      “Yes they can. Let me show you”
      “Get off me!!”

  • @bobtraver
    @bobtraver Před 4 lety +271

    Mrs. White:
    “Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. “
    and
    “Flys are where men are most vulnerable.”

  • @zachlage5329
    @zachlage5329 Před 4 lety +35

    Three in my top ten that I haven't seen in the comments:
    (1) Miss Scarlett: "Why not? I enjoy getting presents from strange men."
    (2) Mrs. White: "It's a matter of life or death: now that he's dead, I have a life."
    (3) Mr. Green/Wadsworth: *slaps Mrs. Peacock* "I had to stop her screaming."

  • @sarahtonen4873
    @sarahtonen4873 Před 4 lety +120

    literally the best movie ever made

  • @lorenmorabito9136
    @lorenmorabito9136 Před 2 lety +11

    i also loved the line referring to monkey's brains, Mr. Green says "Is that what we ate? puke!" and the cop says, "its too late ive seen it all.....don't worry there's nothing illegal about any of this! ....iTS a free country, don't you know that?" and Wadsworth says, "I didn't know it was THAT free."

  • @tomcastelli6890
    @tomcastelli6890 Před 4 lety +42

    “He was trying to make a little money, what could be more American than that?”

  • @GeminiFate
    @GeminiFate Před 2 lety +11

    "Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!"
    Words you never thought you'd hear together...🤣🤣🤣

  • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain

    I love #9
    Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
    Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
    Wadsworth: So your work has not changed

    • @favorites483
      @favorites483 Před 2 lety +7

      Works for WHO and UNO. He works for the UNO WHO.

    • @retrogiftsuk4812
      @retrogiftsuk4812 Před rokem +2

      I have seen the film many times, but this video was the first time I've spotted that joke. I laughed out loud as I hadn't even realised before that the line was a joke. It truly took me by surprise.

    • @seto749
      @seto749 Před 6 měsíci

      @@retrogiftsuk4812 That was in the novelization after his change of specialty was revealed, I think Miss Scarlet asking something like, "You mean if we want to know about you-know-what, we have to go to UNO WHO?"

  • @dawnv4225
    @dawnv4225 Před 4 lety +12

    "Picks up the dagger....RRRRUUUUUUUUNN down the hall!!"

  • @patrickoneill2455
    @patrickoneill2455 Před 3 lety +18

    this movie had great choreography, they all move perfectly, the way that they run across the halls is hilarious

  • @truesonny5761
    @truesonny5761 Před 4 lety +28

    The Cop: "I'll book you for false arrest, and wrongful imprisonment, obstructing an officer in the course of his duty, and murder!"
    Wadsworth: "What did you mean, 'murder'"?
    The Cop: "I just said that so you'd open the door!"

  • @sedonarosemusic
    @sedonarosemusic Před 4 lety +92

    Mrs. Peacock: “Oh who cares?!! That guy doesn’t matter!! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The p o l i c e will be here by then and there ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY!!!”
    Everyone: SHHHHHHHHH

  • @darreylhenderson702
    @darreylhenderson702 Před 4 lety +110

    White: maybe he wasn't dead?!
    we should have made sure
    Peacock:how? By cutting off his head I suppose
    White: that wasn't called for!

  • @tyfunk5232
    @tyfunk5232 Před 5 lety +71

    How’d you know that??
    Can you keep a secret?
    Yes...
    So can I.
    #1 in my mind😹

    • @colemyst
      @colemyst Před 4 lety

      Yes, I love that line!

    • @johnfriday5169
      @johnfriday5169 Před 4 lety +1

      I have used that line. The look on the face of the person you say it to is priceless.

  • @Rockhound6165
    @Rockhound6165 Před rokem +7

    Watching Martin Mull trying not to laugh behind Madeline Kahn is comedy gold.

  • @erindu5549
    @erindu5549 Před 4 lety +9

    Wadsworth: Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington, DC.
    Mr. Green: Is that what we ate... (urp) (staggers to bathroom)

  • @thomasfolger7030
    @thomasfolger7030 Před 2 lety +17

    Just saw the movie with my friends at a theater that was showing classic films. Everything was fantastic but I simply lost it at Tim Curry going, “What is this another door? *shower sprays him in the face*” This whole movie was hilarious start to finish

  • @thiswebpagehasbeeneaten5689

    Mrs Peacock was a man?
    Lol gets me every time lolololol

  • @oliviageorge9972
    @oliviageorge9972 Před 4 lety +13

    mr.green: "WOULD YOU STOP THAT" Wadsworth: NO

  • @havk.
    @havk. Před 4 lety +19

    “I had to stop her from screaming...”

  • @Beavmeister
    @Beavmeister Před 5 lety +68

    Missionary "The kingdom of heaven is at hand"
    Miss Scarlet "You ain't just whistling Dixie"

    • @rachelxx1991
      @rachelxx1991 Před 4 lety +15

      Mrs. Peacock: Go away!
      Missionary: But your souls are in danger!
      Mrs. Peacock: Our lives are in danger, ya beatnik!

    • @hlonydlamini4496
      @hlonydlamini4496 Před 3 lety

      But what does that mean?

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 Před 3 lety

      What's a Dixie? 😅

    • @mssarahrenee
      @mssarahrenee Před 2 lety

      @@rachelxx1991 😆 🤣 😂 this one! YESSSSSSSS 😆

    • @KyuuketsuhimeMiyu
      @KyuuketsuhimeMiyu Před rokem

      Armageddon is almost upon us!
      I got news for you, it's already here.

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel Před 4 lety +59

    "I'm going home to sleep with my wife" by Mr. Green will always be my absolute favorite

    • @krechenklein4453
      @krechenklein4453 Před 3 lety +6

      What a way to end the movie!

    • @alyssachurch4464
      @alyssachurch4464 Před 2 lety +4

      Same it's just an epic ending

    • @RoyceEddington
      @RoyceEddington Před rokem

      I swear I heard a version where he used an expletive instead.

    • @RajaniIsa
      @RajaniIsa Před rokem +4

      "A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit?"

    • @fs5775
      @fs5775 Před 6 měsíci

      we are not allowed to laugh at that anymore tho because Gen Z will cancel us LOL @@RajaniIsa

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 Před 4 lety +11

    "Da-dah, da-da-da-dah! I, Am, Your Singing Telegram!" *BAM*
    That one never gets old.

  • @bigdog3628
    @bigdog3628 Před 3 lety +7

    this and spaceballs two classics I will never get tired of.

  • @citruspirate4912
    @citruspirate4912 Před 5 lety +38

    "Why should the police come? Nobody's called them."
    "You mean - Oh my God, of course!"

    • @jeslawzo
      @jeslawzo Před 3 lety +3

      OMG YES I was waiting for this 1

    • @mssarahrenee
      @mssarahrenee Před 2 lety +1

      What did this mean? Lol

    • @allybratz
      @allybratz Před 3 dny

      I snorted so hard at that line the first time I watched, the delivery is just so authentic I love it.

  • @Isaac-cu8lu
    @Isaac-cu8lu Před 4 lety +27

    I went to go see clue, the play yesterday and my favorite line was:"I only drink on two occasions, day and night."

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Před 4 lety +31

    “One of us wasn’t here, no”
    “NO!!???”
    “Nnnnoo!”

    • @andeemg1891
      @andeemg1891 Před 3 lety +1

      I love how they mimic his accent, too. Neeooo!

  • @Yrradaceae
    @Yrradaceae Před 3 lety +16

    "This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Every cook will tell you that."
    "But look what happened to the cook!"
    So many lines, it would be hard to quote a top 10. In our family we just quote the whole thing. We have had to replace a couple of VHS/DVD copies because we have literally worn them out. 😂😂

  • @orientalsuicide
    @orientalsuicide Před 3 lety +10

    Easily the best movie ever. Colonel Mustard opening the ironing board door gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauraparkinson6973
    @lauraparkinson6973 Před 4 lety +60

    For some reason the one that always jumps to my mind is the "Let us in! Let us in!" "Let us OUT! Let us OUT!" line. It wasn't the funniest by far but it just sticks with me.
    Also "Communism is just a red herring."
    Really though there is no way you can limit it to just 10 lines and do the film anything resembling justice. This film is pretty much one entire string of quotable and and funny lines, great comedic timing, and memorable scenes.

  • @elizaeth3107
    @elizaeth3107 Před 4 lety +47

    i could literally recite this whole movie like it was the bible

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Před rokem +3

      Na. I couldn't recite the Bible, but Clue I know. Good life choices.

    • @cgreen399
      @cgreen399 Před rokem

      Seen this movie about 2000 times since I was a kid

    • @nicholasprakash3411
      @nicholasprakash3411 Před rokem

      Me too. It was on TV at my job and I remembered nearly every line. This and RHPS.

    • @underneaththecape4055
      @underneaththecape4055 Před rokem +1

      Me too! I actually rewrote the script from memory in hopes I could get my friends together and re-enact it!

    • @cbro777
      @cbro777 Před rokem +1

      You sound like my son. He would literally do that very thing as a kid.

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick Před 2 lety +19

    I remember in my freshman year of high school, my forensic’s final was to make a detailed crime scene model and have an explanation of what happened. Decided to make mine based on this movie and ended up making one model for each ending in the movie. A lot of cut backs to save time and I had to pull an all nighter the night it was due to write the explanation. Overall my teacher offered extra credit to the whole class because she felt I put in way too much work 😅😂

  • @nathansheehan2268
    @nathansheehan2268 Před 4 lety +17

    Favorite from the list: "Two corpses everything is fine"

  • @Partypooperfanmade
    @Partypooperfanmade Před 4 lety +16

    Clue is my family's most watched movie of all time.My 3 brothers and I can recite the whole movie from start to finish.We used to always get the vcr version from the library when we were kids..And my favorite line is your number 1

    • @barnabusdoyle4930
      @barnabusdoyle4930 Před 2 lety

      I think I am the only person I know that has Clue and both DVD and BluRay

  • @TRON0314
    @TRON0314 Před 4 lety +9

    "I know. I was there"

  • @amandalevesque3840
    @amandalevesque3840 Před 4 lety +9

    “I’m not shouting, already I am, I’m shouting, I’M SHOUTING”

  • @onemooreperson13
    @onemooreperson13 Před 3 lety +3

    When I think of Clue, the first thing I think of is "I'M NOT SHOUTING!...OKAY! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING!! I'M SHOU-"
    Also had no clue this documentary existed and now I must see it!

  • @paulpeniscocker9223
    @paulpeniscocker9223 Před 5 lety +18

    One of the awesome things about Ms. White's line about Yvette is the line in the screenplay was simply "Yes I did it. I killed Yvette, I hated her". Most of the actors lines in the shooting draft we're pretty spot on to what they say in the film, except for Madeline Khan. So sad shes gone.

  • @pauliegirl11
    @pauliegirl11 Před 4 lety +10

    -Well, there's no need to shout.
    Wadsworth
    -I'm not shouting!...
    Alright, I am! ... I'm shouting! I'm shouting! --
    BOOP!! Knocked out by candelabra! Lol!!

  • @LW-tt1nl
    @LW-tt1nl Před 4 lety +14

    It took me years to notice Mrs. White snap Col. Mustard's suspender. Always was too busy laughing at 'Mrs. Peacock was a man' line, that I laughed past it. ☕

  • @texashazzard7606
    @texashazzard7606 Před 5 lety +34

    Plum: Are you afraid of Silence mrs. Peacock.... you seem to suffer from what we call pressure speech...
    White: so your doctor...
    Plum: I am but I don't practice
    Plum: you don't know what kind of people that have the UN I might go up in their estimation
    Cop: This man's drunk dead drunk
    Scarlet: dead right
    Cop: you're not going to drive home or are you
    Plum: he won't be driving home officer I promise you that
    cop: someone will give him a lift
    Scarlet: oh we'll we'll get him a car
    Plum: a long black car
    Scarlet: a limousine oh
    Plum: It's You And Me HoneyBunch

    • @seto749
      @seto749 Před 6 měsíci

      I think most men need a little practice.

  • @gorequillnachovidal
    @gorequillnachovidal Před 4 lety +16

    lol, the whole time I am like "where is the flames on the side of my face" and you set it as number 1. That is right! You did miss the breaking eggs and he works for unowho

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 Před 2 lety +4

    Madeline Kahn - such a legend. So sadly missed. This film and Young Frankenstein are her best ones ever.

  • @nina1522
    @nina1522 Před 4 lety +3

    Wadsworth: I'm not shouting!
    All right, I AM! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOU...*candlestick falls on his head*

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 5 lety +2

    Col. Mustard: “What room is this?”
    Miss Scarlet: “Search me.”
    Col. Mustard: “All right.”
    Miss Scarlet: “GET YOUR MITTS OFF ME!”

  • @kassiamachado8861
    @kassiamachado8861 Před 3 lety +5

    Yvette's face when Mrs. Peacock says she's going to "powder her nose" gives me fucking LIFE

  • @marley92282
    @marley92282 Před 4 lety +7

    “Yup, 2 corpses, everything is fine!”

  • @delina9735
    @delina9735 Před 5 lety +77

    i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife ANDDD long story short, TOO LATE

    • @Rrobert5425150
      @Rrobert5425150 Před 4 lety +9

      I say this every time someone says "long story short," then have to explain where it's from...

    • @delina9735
      @delina9735 Před 4 lety

      @@Rrobert5425150 lol

    • @donmills4261
      @donmills4261 Před 4 lety +1

      Depending on who says it I may or may not actually SAY it but I am ALWAYS thinking it!!!

  • @Betsymcdonough
    @Betsymcdonough Před 5 lety +45

    I’m in the play for this at my high school :) I’m Miss Scarlett!

    • @Isaac-cu8lu
      @Isaac-cu8lu Před 4 lety +2

      My brother who is a 12th grader this year was Professor Plumb

    • @butterpigyy6349
      @butterpigyy6349 Před 4 lety +2

      same I have to play as mr green

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 Před 4 lety +2

      This has been made into a play???? That makes me immeasurably happy! 😌

    • @alibader3427
      @alibader3427 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m in this play this year too! I play Wadsworth

    • @WhoEdits10
      @WhoEdits10 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm doing the play online because of the pandemic (It's still fun, though). I'm Wadsworth!

  • @JohnDoe-vy6ju
    @JohnDoe-vy6ju Před 3 lety +3

    Yvette: Will anyone go with me?
    Plum: I will!
    Mustard: I will!
    Green: No thank you.
    basic gag, but PERFECTLY timed by all four

  • @suaveguy
    @suaveguy Před 4 lety +4

    Miss Scarlet: You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

  • @tomcastelli6890
    @tomcastelli6890 Před 4 lety +7

    “Mon dieu! I also drink zee Cognac!”

  • @annienonamous7820
    @annienonamous7820 Před 3 lety +5

    One of the best movies ever! I actually listen to it while working in the kitchen at a restaurant on my earbuds. I can picture the entire movie perfectly. I've made sure to pass my love for this classic on to my kids (adults now) who can also quote it almost verbatim.

  • @petrablack
    @petrablack Před 4 lety +8

    "there's no body in the study-"
    "NOOO"

  • @AnnaBananaBricks
    @AnnaBananaBricks Před 4 lety +12

    Mrs peacock was a man!!
    This is my favourite line ever

  • @QHMCQ
    @QHMCQ Před 5 lety +7

    #1 is a no-brainer.
    Great pick on #2! The first time I saw this film with my parents, that moment and its perfect comic timing had us all roaring.

  • @Dan_Brandybuck
    @Dan_Brandybuck Před 3 lety +4

    "I had to stop her screaming."

  • @abigailpeek
    @abigailpeek Před 4 lety +4

    "Let me in, let me in!"
    "Let us out, let us out!"

  • @kirstyallison9523
    @kirstyallison9523 Před 3 lety +2

    I also love the "I'm not shouting" scene and "what's this, another door?"

  • @MVC005
    @MVC005 Před 4 lety +5

    When the chief knocks on the door and Miss Scarlet says you ain’t just whistling Dixie! Please add that clip! This is my favorite movie! Thank You!

  • @christianwehner5565
    @christianwehner5565 Před 3 lety +2

    "But your souls are in danger"
    "Our lives are in danger you beatnik"

  • @silverpslm
    @silverpslm Před 4 lety +41

    Mr Green: I'm going home to sleep with my wife.

  • @Moosegrove1989
    @Moosegrove1989 Před 4 lety +4

    Trying to open the billiard room door after hearing screaming
    Scarlet "it's locked!"
    Mustard "open up!"
    Plum "it must be the murderer"
    Green "why would he scream?"

  • @GamerBadger82
    @GamerBadger82 Před 5 lety +17

    BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!!!!!

  • @johnfriday5169
    @johnfriday5169 Před 4 lety +2

    One of my favorite bits is Professor Plum's job. United Nations Organization, World Health Organization, or UNO WHO, or you know who. The fact this really exist just kills me.

  • @knickknack8818
    @knickknack8818 Před 4 lety +4

    Mr. green: mrs.peacock was a man?!
    ( gets slapped )
    Me: that’s my favorite scene

  • @speedrunner1763
    @speedrunner1763 Před rokem +2

    Police: It’s a free country
    Wadsworth: I didn’t know it was that free

  • @donnerdonner315
    @donnerdonner315 Před rokem +2

    Favorite line is when Wadsworth is asked what he does as the butler....."I BUTTLE"!!!
    Tim Curry was GENIUS in this movie!!!

  • @bensonpickle9708
    @bensonpickle9708 Před 4 lety +6

    My favourite line was “I didn’t do it!”

  • @ppmv4285
    @ppmv4285 Před rokem +1

    Just the context of "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife" before the freeze frame is awesome.