I literally searched for a video just to hear Madeline Kahn’s delivery of that line, I was not disappointed. I always quote it internally whenever people around me are acting ridiculous. 🤣
Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared Mrs. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist Wadsworth: but he never reappeared Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist
Col. Mustard: “This is WAR, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable, you CANNOT make an omelet without breaking eggs, EVERY cook will tell you that!” Mrs. Peacock: “BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!”
Plum: "He won't be driving anywhere, Officer; I can promise you that!" Cop: "Someone will give him a ride home?" Scarlett: "Oh, we'll call him a car." Plum: "A long, black car!" Scarlett: [elbow] "A limousine!"
And the bit that makes that line even funnier, if I recall right is Wadsworth following the pair to look into the room with a expression on his face that clearly says "Two corpses and everything's *fine?!*"
@@maddiesmusings Hoover was the director of the FBI (from 1924-1972) and was infamous for spying on suspected 'political enemies'. Basically he illegally wire-tapped lots of peoples' phones including Marilyn Monroe, Eleanor Roosevelt, Helen Keller, Walt Disney, and Lucille Ball, among many others.
Wadsworth: "Ours not to reason why; ours but to do and die." Plum: Die? Wadsworth: Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred Lord Tennyson. Mustard: Hmm. I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is much more deadly than the male." You like Kipling, Miss Scarlett? Scarlett: Sure, I'll eat anything.
Three in my top ten that I haven't seen in the comments: (1) Miss Scarlett: "Why not? I enjoy getting presents from strange men." (2) Mrs. White: "It's a matter of life or death: now that he's dead, I have a life." (3) Mr. Green/Wadsworth: *slaps Mrs. Peacock* "I had to stop her screaming."
i also loved the line referring to monkey's brains, Mr. Green says "Is that what we ate? puke!" and the cop says, "its too late ive seen it all.....don't worry there's nothing illegal about any of this! ....iTS a free country, don't you know that?" and Wadsworth says, "I didn't know it was THAT free."
I love #9 Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations. Wadsworth: So your work has not changed
I have seen the film many times, but this video was the first time I've spotted that joke. I laughed out loud as I hadn't even realised before that the line was a joke. It truly took me by surprise.
@@retrogiftsuk4812 That was in the novelization after his change of specialty was revealed, I think Miss Scarlet asking something like, "You mean if we want to know about you-know-what, we have to go to UNO WHO?"
The Cop: "I'll book you for false arrest, and wrongful imprisonment, obstructing an officer in the course of his duty, and murder!" Wadsworth: "What did you mean, 'murder'"? The Cop: "I just said that so you'd open the door!"
Mrs. Peacock: “Oh who cares?!! That guy doesn’t matter!! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The p o l i c e will be here by then and there ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY!!!” Everyone: SHHHHHHHHH
Wadsworth: Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington, DC. Mr. Green: Is that what we ate... (urp) (staggers to bathroom)
Just saw the movie with my friends at a theater that was showing classic films. Everything was fantastic but I simply lost it at Tim Curry going, “What is this another door? *shower sprays him in the face*” This whole movie was hilarious start to finish
"This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Every cook will tell you that." "But look what happened to the cook!" So many lines, it would be hard to quote a top 10. In our family we just quote the whole thing. We have had to replace a couple of VHS/DVD copies because we have literally worn them out. 😂😂
For some reason the one that always jumps to my mind is the "Let us in! Let us in!" "Let us OUT! Let us OUT!" line. It wasn't the funniest by far but it just sticks with me. Also "Communism is just a red herring." Really though there is no way you can limit it to just 10 lines and do the film anything resembling justice. This film is pretty much one entire string of quotable and and funny lines, great comedic timing, and memorable scenes.
I remember in my freshman year of high school, my forensic’s final was to make a detailed crime scene model and have an explanation of what happened. Decided to make mine based on this movie and ended up making one model for each ending in the movie. A lot of cut backs to save time and I had to pull an all nighter the night it was due to write the explanation. Overall my teacher offered extra credit to the whole class because she felt I put in way too much work 😅😂
Clue is my family's most watched movie of all time.My 3 brothers and I can recite the whole movie from start to finish.We used to always get the vcr version from the library when we were kids..And my favorite line is your number 1
When I think of Clue, the first thing I think of is "I'M NOT SHOUTING!...OKAY! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING!! I'M SHOU-" Also had no clue this documentary existed and now I must see it!
One of the awesome things about Ms. White's line about Yvette is the line in the screenplay was simply "Yes I did it. I killed Yvette, I hated her". Most of the actors lines in the shooting draft we're pretty spot on to what they say in the film, except for Madeline Khan. So sad shes gone.
-Well, there's no need to shout. Wadsworth -I'm not shouting!... Alright, I am! ... I'm shouting! I'm shouting! -- BOOP!! Knocked out by candelabra! Lol!!
It took me years to notice Mrs. White snap Col. Mustard's suspender. Always was too busy laughing at 'Mrs. Peacock was a man' line, that I laughed past it. ☕
Plum: Are you afraid of Silence mrs. Peacock.... you seem to suffer from what we call pressure speech... White: so your doctor... Plum: I am but I don't practice Plum: you don't know what kind of people that have the UN I might go up in their estimation Cop: This man's drunk dead drunk Scarlet: dead right Cop: you're not going to drive home or are you Plum: he won't be driving home officer I promise you that cop: someone will give him a lift Scarlet: oh we'll we'll get him a car Plum: a long black car Scarlet: a limousine oh Plum: It's You And Me HoneyBunch
lol, the whole time I am like "where is the flames on the side of my face" and you set it as number 1. That is right! You did miss the breaking eggs and he works for unowho
One of the best movies ever! I actually listen to it while working in the kitchen at a restaurant on my earbuds. I can picture the entire movie perfectly. I've made sure to pass my love for this classic on to my kids (adults now) who can also quote it almost verbatim.
Trying to open the billiard room door after hearing screaming Scarlet "it's locked!" Mustard "open up!" Plum "it must be the murderer" Green "why would he scream?"
One of my favorite bits is Professor Plum's job. United Nations Organization, World Health Organization, or UNO WHO, or you know who. The fact this really exist just kills me.
I live for the day when I can smash expensive crystal against an ornate fireplace and scream “Please!”
J.P. Wing it’s so funny not just the smash but the way she absolute screams PLEASE!!!!
I do it all the time
Same
I literally searched for a video just to hear Madeline Kahn’s delivery of that line, I was not disappointed. I always quote it internally whenever people around me are acting ridiculous. 🤣
I think this was the first time I saw the 'nouveau riche obligé' bit on the fireplace though.
"He had threatened to kill me in public!"
"Why would he wanna kill you in public?"
"I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her."
Oh
Greatest eyeroll of all time.
commas, they make a difference
Also the first line I thought of!
yup, he missed this one
Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared
Mrs. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist
Wadsworth: but he never reappeared
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist
Yeah, right.
Mrs. White does not speak often, but when she does it is absolutely hilarious.
Col Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a honey to a fly.
Mrs White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
That was a GOATED LINE
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Colonel Mustard: "How many husbands have you had?"
Mrs. White: "Mine ... or other women's?"
Yours!
Five.
Five!?
Yes, just the five.
Her delivery was perfect.
Husbands should be like Kleenex... soft, strong, and disposable...
You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!
Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
@@KyuuketsuhimeMiyu That's right!
Came looking for this quote, wasn’t disappointed
Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook?
Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn't THAT bad.
@@jasonmarin8187 miss scarlet: it’s my defense mechanism
Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don’t need any help from me, Sir.
Mustard: That’s right!
:-D No, Colonel Mustard doesn't need any help from Wadsworth to look stupid. He's great at doing it on his own!
Love it. Thanks for quoting.
That is absolutely my favorite line.
That's one of my personal favorites, the only one that didn't make the list
They should have just let Madeline keep going on in this scene… watching her work here is so damn funny
Col. Mustard: “This is WAR, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable, you CANNOT make an omelet without breaking eggs, EVERY cook will tell you that!”
Mrs. Peacock: “BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!”
whats more hilarious is that it was her cook who she killed
her screaming like that was just to keep the suspicion off of her
@@agen_dior except for the Miss Scarlett ending which Peacock truly is innocdnt
Love this one also. The over-zealous WAR and Eileen Brennan's hysteria. So good.
It's the "look what happened to the cook-KAa" for me! LOL
Plum: what are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
Peacock: no just death, isn’t that enough?
lol such a good one. Love Mrs.Peacock
It's you and me, honeybunch
This is my favorite exchange in the whole movie. Col Must That’s right is a great one too.
@@barbarachieppo8290 Whenever I get paired with any partner, this is my go to line! Been using it since grade school!! LOL
Mrs white: “ well it’s a matter of life after death, he is dead and now I have a life”
Yes that's the best line
Mrs. White: "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."
Mrs. White: "Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable"
“Let us in! Let us in!”
“Let us OUT! Let us OUT!”
One of my favorites as well! Makes me laugh hysterically every time!
Also a line from Lion King!
"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"I don't know. He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"
The group is huddled over the body of the Singing Telegram Girl.
Mr. Green: 6 bodies all together
Wadsworth: This is getting serious
Vanessa.Jasmine (closes door silently)
Then they all just walk away like they're touring an exhibit🤣🤣🤣
By the way… the singing telegram girl was played by Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go’s. 😁❤
Flames has to be the best improv ever. This line is so legendary.
I know I’m going to get a lot of flack for this, but I never did understand why people liked that line.
@@billyloomisstanaccount9897 Kahn's nutty presence and deliver that was completely ad-libbed. She delivered something unhinged and owned it.
@@favorites483 It felt awfully forced tho…
@@billyloomisstanaccount9897 it's camp
@@billyloomisstanaccount9897 madeline kahn is the only one who can deliver that kind of line and slay it
Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
Mrs White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage
Cop: “He’s drunk! Dead drunk!”
Scarlett: Dead right!
(Talking about a dead man)
Plum: "He won't be driving anywhere, Officer; I can promise you that!"
Cop: "Someone will give him a ride home?"
Scarlett: "Oh, we'll call him a car."
Plum: "A long, black car!"
Scarlett: [elbow] "A limousine!"
@@ScooterBond1970 A hearse.
Mrs. Peacock: “Everything all right?”
Col. Mustard: “Yep, two corpses; everything’s fine.”
Brian Bommarito that was said in the video.
Ash graninja24 yh, he was just quoting it ig
And the bit that makes that line even funnier, if I recall right is Wadsworth following the pair to look into the room with a expression on his face that clearly says "Two corpses and everything's *fine?!*"
I once heard Tim Curry say everyone was on the floor when Madeline Kahn did the flames speech!
even in that shot you can see it, they look like they're glowing in response to her, like they can't help themselves enjoying what she's doing
@@storageheater I've always loved the reaction shots, lol! 😂😂😂
That's because it was unscripted. Totally adlibbed.
The great sadly missed Madeline Kahn, for me the best thing in the entire film. She was sublime.
I’d have been really disappointed if Kahn’s extraordinary ad-lib hadn’t made the list. It deserved to be #1.
Mrs White's "Flames". For a movie full of iconic/fabulous lines, this speech is by far the best.
It's the way she intones "soooOOOOOOOOO... much" that makes it for me. xD
LOVE this.
Yeah. It was always going to be #1. The rest are subjective. That's just one of the most memorable and hilarious loopy-doo lines in film.
Pure Madeline Kahn genius. It works because she did it.
And it was completely improvised
Wadsworth: “Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten everyone!”
Mr. Green: “YOU’RE A BIT LATE FOR THAT!”
"Why is the car stopped?" "It's frightened."
Mustard: "You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!"White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
Earlier she knees the singer of Fear in the groin.
Wadsworth: I chose to expose myself!
Colonel Mustard: Careful, there are ladies present.
Green: Is the FBI really in the habit of covering up multiple murders?
Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think its run by a man named Hoover?
Even though it’s a funny comment, there’s a bit of seriousness in that. I.e., JFK’s assassination
That joke is just for the brits, had no idea was ‘Hoover’ was for years
Wadsworth: "You know what doctors aren't supposed to do with their lady patients?"
Scarlet: "Yeah?"
Wadsworth: "Well, he did."
Scarlet: "Ha!"
What was J.Edgar Hoover doing on your phone?
He's on everyone else's phone, why shouldn't be be on mine?
This is the one joke that flies over my head every time... mind explaining??
@@maddiesmusings Hoover was the director of the FBI (from 1924-1972) and was infamous for spying on suspected 'political enemies'. Basically he illegally wire-tapped lots of peoples' phones including Marilyn Monroe, Eleanor Roosevelt, Helen Keller, Walt Disney, and Lucille Ball, among many others.
andy walker ahh, I see~ thanks so much!
@@maddiesmusings You're welcome 😁
“Clue” fans helping “Clue” fans!
“Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of everyone?”
“You don’t need my help with that.”
“That’s right!”
Ok so my only question is why
"Why would anyone want to kill him twice?"
"That's what we call overkill"
Isn't on here because that was comedy gold
That's what we call psychotic.
Seems so unnecessary...
"That's what we call psychotic."
Wadsworth: "Ours not to reason why; ours but to do and die."
Plum: Die?
Wadsworth: Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred Lord Tennyson.
Mustard: Hmm. I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is much more deadly than the male." You like Kipling, Miss Scarlett?
Scarlett: Sure, I'll eat anything.
"She had friends who were....socialists."
*Shocks around the room*
These days, fascists are worse than socialists of the 40s and 50s could ever be.
Wadsworth:And to make a long story short...
Everyone else: TOO LATE!
“I am a lady.”
“How do you know what kind of pictures they are if you are such a lay-deeee?”
They are my pictures and I'd like them back, please.
@@krechenklein4453 “oh my! No one can get into that position”
“Yes they can. Let me show you”
“Get off me!!”
Mrs. White:
“Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. “
and
“Flys are where men are most vulnerable.”
Three in my top ten that I haven't seen in the comments:
(1) Miss Scarlett: "Why not? I enjoy getting presents from strange men."
(2) Mrs. White: "It's a matter of life or death: now that he's dead, I have a life."
(3) Mr. Green/Wadsworth: *slaps Mrs. Peacock* "I had to stop her screaming."
literally the best movie ever made
At least the funniest.. 😄
i also loved the line referring to monkey's brains, Mr. Green says "Is that what we ate? puke!" and the cop says, "its too late ive seen it all.....don't worry there's nothing illegal about any of this! ....iTS a free country, don't you know that?" and Wadsworth says, "I didn't know it was THAT free."
“He was trying to make a little money, what could be more American than that?”
"Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!"
Words you never thought you'd hear together...🤣🤣🤣
I love #9
Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: So your work has not changed
Works for WHO and UNO. He works for the UNO WHO.
I have seen the film many times, but this video was the first time I've spotted that joke. I laughed out loud as I hadn't even realised before that the line was a joke. It truly took me by surprise.
@@retrogiftsuk4812 That was in the novelization after his change of specialty was revealed, I think Miss Scarlet asking something like, "You mean if we want to know about you-know-what, we have to go to UNO WHO?"
"Picks up the dagger....RRRRUUUUUUUUNN down the hall!!"
AND STABS THE COOK!
this movie had great choreography, they all move perfectly, the way that they run across the halls is hilarious
The Cop: "I'll book you for false arrest, and wrongful imprisonment, obstructing an officer in the course of his duty, and murder!"
Wadsworth: "What did you mean, 'murder'"?
The Cop: "I just said that so you'd open the door!"
Mrs. Peacock: “Oh who cares?!! That guy doesn’t matter!! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The p o l i c e will be here by then and there ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY!!!”
Everyone: SHHHHHHHHH
That ones my favorite lol
I'm giggling just reading it. And yes Mrs Peacock is the voice I'm hearing in my head.
Love it
That was one of my favorites too! 😆
This one gets me every time!! Even just reading it now made me crack up
White: maybe he wasn't dead?!
we should have made sure
Peacock:how? By cutting off his head I suppose
White: that wasn't called for!
Came here to post this. XD
How’d you know that??
Can you keep a secret?
Yes...
So can I.
#1 in my mind😹
Yes, I love that line!
I have used that line. The look on the face of the person you say it to is priceless.
Watching Martin Mull trying not to laugh behind Madeline Kahn is comedy gold.
Wadsworth: Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington, DC.
Mr. Green: Is that what we ate... (urp) (staggers to bathroom)
Just saw the movie with my friends at a theater that was showing classic films. Everything was fantastic but I simply lost it at Tim Curry going, “What is this another door? *shower sprays him in the face*” This whole movie was hilarious start to finish
Mrs Peacock was a man?
Lol gets me every time lolololol
Me too!
We always get our man 🤣🤣
mr.green: "WOULD YOU STOP THAT" Wadsworth: NO
“I had to stop her from screaming...”
🥸
Missionary "The kingdom of heaven is at hand"
Miss Scarlet "You ain't just whistling Dixie"
Mrs. Peacock: Go away!
Missionary: But your souls are in danger!
Mrs. Peacock: Our lives are in danger, ya beatnik!
But what does that mean?
What's a Dixie? 😅
@@rachelxx1991 😆 🤣 😂 this one! YESSSSSSSS 😆
Armageddon is almost upon us!
I got news for you, it's already here.
"I'm going home to sleep with my wife" by Mr. Green will always be my absolute favorite
What a way to end the movie!
Same it's just an epic ending
I swear I heard a version where he used an expletive instead.
"A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit?"
we are not allowed to laugh at that anymore tho because Gen Z will cancel us LOL @@RajaniIsa
"Da-dah, da-da-da-dah! I, Am, Your Singing Telegram!" *BAM*
That one never gets old.
this and spaceballs two classics I will never get tired of.
"Why should the police come? Nobody's called them."
"You mean - Oh my God, of course!"
OMG YES I was waiting for this 1
What did this mean? Lol
I snorted so hard at that line the first time I watched, the delivery is just so authentic I love it.
I went to go see clue, the play yesterday and my favorite line was:"I only drink on two occasions, day and night."
“One of us wasn’t here, no”
“NO!!???”
“Nnnnoo!”
I love how they mimic his accent, too. Neeooo!
"This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Every cook will tell you that."
"But look what happened to the cook!"
So many lines, it would be hard to quote a top 10. In our family we just quote the whole thing. We have had to replace a couple of VHS/DVD copies because we have literally worn them out. 😂😂
Easily the best movie ever. Colonel Mustard opening the ironing board door gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣
For some reason the one that always jumps to my mind is the "Let us in! Let us in!" "Let us OUT! Let us OUT!" line. It wasn't the funniest by far but it just sticks with me.
Also "Communism is just a red herring."
Really though there is no way you can limit it to just 10 lines and do the film anything resembling justice. This film is pretty much one entire string of quotable and and funny lines, great comedic timing, and memorable scenes.
i could literally recite this whole movie like it was the bible
Na. I couldn't recite the Bible, but Clue I know. Good life choices.
Seen this movie about 2000 times since I was a kid
Me too. It was on TV at my job and I remembered nearly every line. This and RHPS.
Me too! I actually rewrote the script from memory in hopes I could get my friends together and re-enact it!
You sound like my son. He would literally do that very thing as a kid.
I remember in my freshman year of high school, my forensic’s final was to make a detailed crime scene model and have an explanation of what happened. Decided to make mine based on this movie and ended up making one model for each ending in the movie. A lot of cut backs to save time and I had to pull an all nighter the night it was due to write the explanation. Overall my teacher offered extra credit to the whole class because she felt I put in way too much work 😅😂
Favorite from the list: "Two corpses everything is fine"
Clue is my family's most watched movie of all time.My 3 brothers and I can recite the whole movie from start to finish.We used to always get the vcr version from the library when we were kids..And my favorite line is your number 1
I think I am the only person I know that has Clue and both DVD and BluRay
"I know. I was there"
“I’m not shouting, already I am, I’m shouting, I’M SHOUTING”
When I think of Clue, the first thing I think of is "I'M NOT SHOUTING!...OKAY! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING!! I'M SHOU-"
Also had no clue this documentary existed and now I must see it!
One of the awesome things about Ms. White's line about Yvette is the line in the screenplay was simply "Yes I did it. I killed Yvette, I hated her". Most of the actors lines in the shooting draft we're pretty spot on to what they say in the film, except for Madeline Khan. So sad shes gone.
I miss her. ☕
-Well, there's no need to shout.
Wadsworth
-I'm not shouting!...
Alright, I am! ... I'm shouting! I'm shouting! --
BOOP!! Knocked out by candelabra! Lol!!
This one was always one of my favorites.
It took me years to notice Mrs. White snap Col. Mustard's suspender. Always was too busy laughing at 'Mrs. Peacock was a man' line, that I laughed past it. ☕
Plum: Are you afraid of Silence mrs. Peacock.... you seem to suffer from what we call pressure speech...
White: so your doctor...
Plum: I am but I don't practice
Plum: you don't know what kind of people that have the UN I might go up in their estimation
Cop: This man's drunk dead drunk
Scarlet: dead right
Cop: you're not going to drive home or are you
Plum: he won't be driving home officer I promise you that
cop: someone will give him a lift
Scarlet: oh we'll we'll get him a car
Plum: a long black car
Scarlet: a limousine oh
Plum: It's You And Me HoneyBunch
I think most men need a little practice.
lol, the whole time I am like "where is the flames on the side of my face" and you set it as number 1. That is right! You did miss the breaking eggs and he works for unowho
Madeline Kahn - such a legend. So sadly missed. This film and Young Frankenstein are her best ones ever.
Wadsworth: I'm not shouting!
All right, I AM! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOU...*candlestick falls on his head*
Col. Mustard: “What room is this?”
Miss Scarlet: “Search me.”
Col. Mustard: “All right.”
Miss Scarlet: “GET YOUR MITTS OFF ME!”
Yvette's face when Mrs. Peacock says she's going to "powder her nose" gives me fucking LIFE
“Yup, 2 corpses, everything is fine!”
i'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife ANDDD long story short, TOO LATE
I say this every time someone says "long story short," then have to explain where it's from...
@@Rrobert5425150 lol
Depending on who says it I may or may not actually SAY it but I am ALWAYS thinking it!!!
I’m in the play for this at my high school :) I’m Miss Scarlett!
My brother who is a 12th grader this year was Professor Plumb
same I have to play as mr green
This has been made into a play???? That makes me immeasurably happy! 😌
I’m in this play this year too! I play Wadsworth
I'm doing the play online because of the pandemic (It's still fun, though). I'm Wadsworth!
Yvette: Will anyone go with me?
Plum: I will!
Mustard: I will!
Green: No thank you.
basic gag, but PERFECTLY timed by all four
Miss Scarlet: You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
“Mon dieu! I also drink zee Cognac!”
One of the best movies ever! I actually listen to it while working in the kitchen at a restaurant on my earbuds. I can picture the entire movie perfectly. I've made sure to pass my love for this classic on to my kids (adults now) who can also quote it almost verbatim.
"there's no body in the study-"
"NOOO"
Mrs peacock was a man!!
This is my favourite line ever
#1 is a no-brainer.
Great pick on #2! The first time I saw this film with my parents, that moment and its perfect comic timing had us all roaring.
"I had to stop her screaming."
"Let me in, let me in!"
"Let us out, let us out!"
I also love the "I'm not shouting" scene and "what's this, another door?"
When the chief knocks on the door and Miss Scarlet says you ain’t just whistling Dixie! Please add that clip! This is my favorite movie! Thank You!
"But your souls are in danger"
"Our lives are in danger you beatnik"
Mr Green: I'm going home to sleep with my wife.
*roll credits*
Trying to open the billiard room door after hearing screaming
Scarlet "it's locked!"
Mustard "open up!"
Plum "it must be the murderer"
Green "why would he scream?"
BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!!!!!
One of my favorite bits is Professor Plum's job. United Nations Organization, World Health Organization, or UNO WHO, or you know who. The fact this really exist just kills me.
Mr. green: mrs.peacock was a man?!
( gets slapped )
Me: that’s my favorite scene
Police: It’s a free country
Wadsworth: I didn’t know it was that free
Favorite line is when Wadsworth is asked what he does as the butler....."I BUTTLE"!!!
Tim Curry was GENIUS in this movie!!!
My favourite line was “I didn’t do it!”
Just the context of "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife" before the freeze frame is awesome.