ROSE: If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can certainly move a toilet. DOROTHY: Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I’ll have it outta here in no time.
Step 1 - Ask them to complete the quote If you are going to rely on random quotes from a bygone era as the sole tenet of your argument, at least make sure you get the full quote right. It isn’t “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit”, it’s “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… but the highest form of intelligence.” If the second half of the quote didn’t give it away, the fact that it’s from Oscar Wilde, well-known witticist from times gone by, should give you a clue. There’s a pretty good chance that Oscar was being sarcastic when he said it. www.pigfender.com/index.php/2013/06/is-sarcasm-really-the-lowest-form-of-wit/
She knew exactly how long to hold a pause to enhance the humour, a slight facial gesture could pack such a comedic punch and that iconic voice just added an extra special tone to her lines. She took what the writers gave her and launched it into the stratosphere. A truly remarkable sitcom actress. RIP the iconic Bea Arthor
BLANCHE: "Have you found her?" DOROTHY: "Yes, Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I've hidden her again so that YOU could find her." LMAOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@thomasgilliam7764 I did that to my roommate..he just looked at me before flipping me the bird and on the spot I countered with "Sorry, but from the fact your girl needs a vibrator to bring her home tells me you're bad in the sack so what makes you think you can satisfy me?" His girlfriend was there and milk snorted out her nose as she busted out laughing at that
If you truly believe that this poorly written & badly acted sad excuse for a sitcom can even come close to matching the high standard levels of classic shows like "M*A*S*H", "Night Court", "Cheers", "Wings", "Becker" and "Newsradio", just to name a few, then you're the one who belongs in a mental hospital, not me.
Stuart-John Leamy-- Sophia gets a hernia and has to have surgery. After the surgery, the hospital loses her and that's when Dorothy and Blanche go looking for her.
Because we have to have shows now about people with big butts who became famous for sex tapes and all have sisters with names that begin with K and have a step dad that's now a step mom
I love how she always paused and gave that derisive look before delivering her punchlines. She made being savage looked cool and badass even before it became a popular slang term.
Dorothy " He put my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass... It turned up day's later! Rose "Where'd it turn up Dorothy"? Dorothy "On the home shopping network rose" lmao!
Tee Mee what did Dorothy mean when she said it turned up 3 days later, what turned up.... she talking about the ring Stanley gave her just curious When Rose asked where did it turn up... did it turn up in the same place 3 days later or did the ring ended up on her finger within 3 days :$
Rue laughed here, not Blanche. And i got the feeling Betty and Bea improvised the next two lines. The scene seems to have been kept on first go judging by the audience reaction.
It's because of this video of dorothy's sarcasm why I became curious to watch The Golden Girls 2 weeks ago. Now, I am on its 4th Season lol. My Mother is curious why I am watching an 80's TV sitcom, I answered: "It's better than all of the TV sitcoms nowadays put together."
@Kefou Kefak I GOT ALOT GOING ON IN MY LIFE!!! INSTEAD OF SPREADING NEGATIVE SHIT OR HATE LIKE YOU ...DUDE YOUR A LONELY LOSER I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU..hahaha....BYE FELICIA.
"Oh I'm so nervous. Have you ever given an eulogy before?" "You mean at a funeral?" "No Rose at a PIE EATING CONTEST!!!" That one for me is always the biggest laugh I get
I never realized until now that when she left the house for the final time that she looked into the camera as a quick goodbye to everyone in the audience watching the finale
“No, rose, I’m nervous because if Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he’s gonna make all the postmen wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest” 😂😂
DOROTHY: "Hi, Rose." BLANCHE: "We brought dinner." ROSE: "What'd you get?" (Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box) DOROTHY: "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy."
Love Dorothy's comment to Rose after Dorothy and Blanche came into the kitchen. Blanche said we bought dinner. Rose replied what did you get when Dorothy is carrying that Pizza box. Dorothy replies A bucket of fried chicken.
Rose: Ooh, but I did learn that Baked Alaska can actually be cooked locally! Dorothy: Rose, I have an even bigger scoop for you. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth. LMAO!
Rose: “Do we have any orange juice left?” Dorothy: - pours the rest of the orange juice left in her already filled glass - “No, we’re all out.” 😂😂😂😂😂🍊🍊🍊🍊
Bea Arthur was the comedic glue that held the four of them together. And when she left, the retooled “golden palace” only lasted a season, underscoring her importance.
Indeed, she was one of the finest actresses and comediennes of all frigging time. Her delivery, her iconic, gravelly voice, the one-liners and straight up savage sarcasm and disses as Dorothy, my God she was amazing. I miss her, when she passed? We lost an icon.
Rose was the absolute perfect foil for Dorothy. With their complete opposite personalities and Rose's naivete giving the brilliantly sarcastic Dorothy great openings for sarcasm, they're a match made in comedy heaven.
"No, Rose. Go to the corner, and open a stand." You can tell that Bea Arthur was having a bad day with Betty White given their working relationship behind the scenes. It makes the dynamic between Rose and Dorothy authentic.
"On Mars, Rose!" "Lawrence Of Arabia, Rose." "The Osmond Brothers, Rose." "Silly Putty, Rose!" "Around the In-Seam, Rose." "The Oakridge Boys, Rose." "Southwestern, Rose!" "To Plutonium, Rose." "147, Rose!" "For kicks, Rose!" "To feed the cat, Rose!!!!" "San Juan Hill, Rose." "Liberace, Rose." "The score to South Pacific, Rose." "The 2nd act to My Fair Lady, Rose." "Rex, The Wonder Horse, Rose." "In your brassiere, Rose." "A hand puppet, Rose." "The chef at Benihana, Rose!"
I remember when they had a baby foisted on them for some reason. Rose was wondering if it was a boy or a girl and how does one find out. DOROTHY: We;ll stick a Barbie and a GI Joe in front of it and see what it goes for - "BY LOOKING, ROSE!!"
punchlines that always crack me up: 1. To feed the cat Rose! 2. No Rose, at a pie eating contest! 3. No Rose, i'm developing pictures from the maggelan space program
"No, Rose..."
the beginnings of a Dorothy Roast. 🔥
😂😂😂
I think u mean a Rose Roast by Dorothy
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I realized. 😂😂😂😂
Blanche - “Have you found her yet?”
Dorothy - “Yes Blanche, about half an hour ago, but I’ve hidden her again, so you can find her.”
Whenever Dorothy says “no rose,” I already start laughing 😂
Lol
Lol. Me too
Her sarcastic tone is just PERFECT, even when the actual sass hasn't quite commenced yet.
Yes you know she is about to say something sarcastic
😂
ROSE: If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can certainly move a toilet.
DOROTHY: Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I’ll have it outta here in no time.
I luved that line.....Bravo
Im shocked she wasnt called a racist for saying that! But then again Bea was Hebrew.
@@redabales8828 what?
*no rose*
@@redabales8828 It's not racist, it's a reference to the Bible story of Moses where hebrews were supposedly slaves in Egypt
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but if done right it can be brilliant.
Mister Green Some say that most intelligent people use sarcasm
Step 1 - Ask them to complete the quote
If you are going to rely on random quotes from a bygone era as the sole tenet of your argument, at least make sure you get the full quote right. It isn’t “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit”, it’s “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… but the highest form of intelligence.”
If the second half of the quote didn’t give it away, the fact that it’s from Oscar Wilde, well-known witticist from times gone by, should give you a clue. There’s a pretty good chance that Oscar was being sarcastic when he said it.
www.pigfender.com/index.php/2013/06/is-sarcasm-really-the-lowest-form-of-wit/
Mister Green Slipping in a one-liner is my favorite.
Sarcasm is how good you can play off of what someone else says in that moment, it actually takes quick wit
Mister Green yes
She knew exactly how long to hold a pause to enhance the humour, a slight facial gesture could pack such a comedic punch and that iconic voice just added an extra special tone to her lines. She took what the writers gave her and launched it into the stratosphere. A truly remarkable sitcom actress. RIP the iconic Bea Arthor
bea was born to play dorothy and maude.
That is called comedy timing.
Without Bea Arthur's timing and delivery, this would never have become one of the most enduring running gags in TV history.
Eat it!
Latrice Muthafukkin Royale
“Why would she need a kidney-“
“TO FEED THE CAT ROSE”
Iconic Dorothy 😂😂😂😂
Lol.
ang3l LoL
Ang 31: Dorothys THE BEST!!!!
Dorthey is the best actress
TA A I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
Rose: "Can I ask a dumb question?"
Dorothy: "Better than anyone I know."
Lol
BLANCHE: "Have you found her?"
DOROTHY: "Yes, Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I've hidden her again so that YOU could find her."
LMAOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂
loveinspired7 i died at that part
Yea boiii
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HI BLANCHe😁😃😅
loveinsp
That one puts the "Gold" in Golden Girls :D
"Why would she need a kidney?"
"TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!!!"
lucka bolnar LMFAO hahahahaah 😂
Funny
I'm hysterically crying
lucka bolnar Rose where it'd turn out dorothy
Dorothy on the home shopping network 😂😂😂
Dorothy hasn't even freaked out at Rose but you can hear the audience started to laugh a little in anticipation!
“No, Rose....” You always knew a burn was coming when you heard that 😂
I wish they'd have included Dorothy telling Stan, "Go hug a land mine."
YES! THAT LINE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
Lol. Or the episode where stan called dorothy sweetheart and she said ok barfbag
That’s a great line!
Loved when DOROHY. Slammed door on stan!❤
My favorite line from her is "my feet have wings, barfbag." And blew a kiss, straight savage
So sad that Betty White is the only actress still with us.
Great cast.
Indeed sad, but they didn't die that young, and Betty White is already 95.
Cindy Tucker
Yeah
The only 1 still standing. Betty White. 96 year's old & the oldest 1 out of all of them
To think she is the oldest
That's because she didn't know anything.
Blanche:"we brought dinner"
Rose:"What'd u get?"
Dorothy: holds the pizza*
"A BUCKET OF CHICKEN" LMAOOOO
Right! "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy! " 😂😂
@@thomasgilliam7764 I did that to my roommate..he just looked at me before flipping me the bird and on the spot I countered with "Sorry, but from the fact your girl needs a vibrator to bring her home tells me you're bad in the sack so what makes you think you can satisfy me?" His girlfriend was there and milk snorted out her nose as she busted out laughing at that
@@FrankWolenczak 😂😂😅😭 good one! 👍
Ajay Acosta فتيتانتننزنت
Wow I was reading this and that's the exact episode that came up, I hollered, lmaooooooo!
You already know when Dorothy starts her sentence with, “No, Rose...” or “No, Blanche...” she’s about to tear someone a new one. 🤣🤣
"Was that a plumber?"
"No, Ma, it was a little girl selling Girl Scout toilets."
That was my favorite! I died when I heard that!
Pure gold
@Henrystrikesback thank you
@Henrystrikesback Gordon Ramsay travels
@Henrystrikesback You should've said it like Sophia: "A fact. Use it as you wish."
Realizing I've grown up to become Dorothy. :D
I'm kind of proud of this
stay true to yourself and be you ;-)
Ohh, lucky you! I wanted to become her too, when I was a kid...didn't work out, though. But you rock it, hon!
Same 😂👏
Now that I'm up in years , My kids always call me Rose.
starrychica82 You must be a very miserable person with few friends.
Dorothy was the best at making remarks with a staight face.
She used some of the same expressions on Maude.
The perfect deadpan snarker 😂
“No Blanche, she’s upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke” 😂😂😂 I love Dorothy so much
No Blanche she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke.hahahahaha classic
Kai Evans l
Kai Evans Iolololol I just got it Classic lolol that was a double take lolol
weak af lolol
You thought that was funny ??? ..... Seriously ???
Embarrassingly bad writing and equally bad acting from the worst pathetic characters.
If you truly believe that this poorly written & badly acted sad excuse for a sitcom
can even come close to matching the high standard levels of classic shows like
"M*A*S*H", "Night Court", "Cheers", "Wings", "Becker" and "Newsradio",
just to name a few, then you're the one who belongs in a mental hospital, not me.
"Did you find her"
"Yes Blanche bout 1/2 hour ago but I've hidden her again so you can find her" xx
love it
@ agentseacow 11 ..... That episode kills me every time, lmao. One of my favorites !!
Which episode is that from?
Stuart-John Leamy-- Sophia gets a hernia and has to have surgery. After the surgery, the hospital loses her and that's when Dorothy and Blanche go looking for her.
Stuart-John Leamy "Once, in St. Olaf."
"It turned up 3 days later."
"Where'd it turn up, Dorothy?" lmao
On the home shopping network 😂
Lol
She is just too precious
On the Home Shopping Network 😑
😂🤣🤣😅😅
“Dirk’s nearly 5 years younger than I am”
“In what Blanche, dog years?”
🤣🤣🤣
Rose: *brings in tea* shall I set this down somewhere?
Dorothy: no Rose, go to the corner and make a stand!
I was just going to comment on that...hilarious!! :-) :-)
That's my favorite one XD
😂😂😂😂😂
FireFlye87 love that one.
lol I was dying when I heard that one 😂
Why can't we have another TV show about old women that DIDN'T seem utterly contrived? I love this show.
Because we have to have shows now about people with big butts who became famous for sex tapes and all have sisters with names that begin with K and have a step dad that's now a step mom
+Fabalocious Dee Hot in Cleveland (TV Land) - it's pretty good and closer to GG as anything I've ever seen.
Krissie Is that the one with Jane Leeves?
+Fabalocious Dee yes. betty white is on that too.
I'm down with that.
I love how she always paused and gave that derisive look before delivering her punchlines. She made being savage looked cool and badass even before it became a popular slang term.
🤣🤣🤣
"Why does she need a kidney?"
"TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!" 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good one 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Why would she need a kidney---"
"TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bea Arthur was one of a kind!
Ari Elle 😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly lol
Dorothy is my favorite Golden Girl.
mine as well.
mine 2😂
count me in
Mine too :D
Mine too😄
Rose: Should I set this down someplace?
Dorothy: no rose, go to the corner and open a stand!
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂
I love it 🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂
“His cappuccino maker” Did NOT realize how dirty that was till recently
Nonita Saha what do you think?
@@ns3352 truffle butter
No @@ns3352, it was a pot roast.
No Nonietta S it was marshmallow fluff
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever given a eulogy?
You mean at a funeral?
No Rose, at a pie eating contest.😀😀
LOL
Joey Convery they replaced me
Rose: with what
Dorothy: a hand puppet rose 😂😂
😂😂😂
Still one of my favorite one-liners! 😂
Lol
"With a man?!"
"No Blanche, with a Venus fly trap!"
Oh my gosh. XD
I read that just as that scene played 😂
😂
My favourite!
My favourite thing
I use this kind of sarcasm with my husband when he asks me an obvious question
These where all good sarcastic roast but “CONDOMS ROSE CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!” Will always be my favorite quote from Dorothy.
"On the Home Shopping Network, Rose."
I FELL OUT!! 😅😅😅😅😅
"In what, Blanche....dog years??" Classic!!
Jazzy Moni yesssssss
"Don't worry, Rose. Maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin."
One of my fave lines🤣
Jazzy Moni I used that one on someone recently, she won’t talk to me anymore... not sure why I thought it was funny 😆
A classic!
Dorothy " He put my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass... It turned up day's later!
Rose "Where'd it turn up Dorothy"?
Dorothy "On the home shopping network rose"
lmao!
Tee Mee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tee Mee what did Dorothy mean when she said it turned up 3 days later, what turned up.... she talking about the ring Stanley gave her just curious
When Rose asked where did it turn up... did it turn up in the same place 3 days later or did the ring ended up on her finger within 3 days :$
Michael Guarasci She pooped it out 3 days later.
ewwwhh true though lol
"On the home shopping network"
"No, it was a little girl selling Girl Scouts toilets" 😂😂😂
A M my fav lmafo
My favorite!!
I could not control my laughter at that point.
The best😂🤣
@@aquablue1252 mine too I repeat it when someone left out the door
I always love Blanche's reaction to the engagement ring story.
Rue laughed here, not Blanche. And i got the feeling Betty and Bea improvised the next two lines. The scene seems to have been kept on first go judging by the audience reaction.
It's because of this video of dorothy's sarcasm why I became curious to watch The Golden Girls 2 weeks ago. Now, I am on its 4th Season lol. My Mother is curious why I am watching an 80's TV sitcom, I answered: "It's better than all of the TV sitcoms nowadays put together."
@Kefou Kefak WRONG answer!!! There were alot good shows from the 80s IDIOT!!! Your plain st8 up stupid and boring .
You gotta admit, these shows from the 1990s and 80s are more meaningful than the TV shows we get nowadays.
@Kefou Kefak I GOT ALOT GOING ON IN MY LIFE!!! INSTEAD OF SPREADING NEGATIVE SHIT OR HATE LIKE YOU ...DUDE YOUR A LONELY LOSER I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU..hahaha....BYE FELICIA.
Ben Rayonez You might as well have slapped a sign onto your chest stating “I’m a hypocrite”.
@@averystrangeghostlysquid7637 I got a better one for YOU?....why don't I just slap you instead..😁😄😅
"Oh I'm so nervous. Have you ever given an eulogy before?"
"You mean at a funeral?"
"No Rose at a PIE EATING CONTEST!!!"
That one for me is always the biggest laugh I get
I never realized until now that when she left the house for the final time that she looked into the camera as a quick goodbye to everyone in the audience watching the finale
Stan: "I heard Sophia was discharged from the hospital"
Dorothy "No I haven't taken her out the trunk of the car yet"
😂🤣
How long was Sophia in that car?
I like how she says "No Rose, [and then the punchline]" in a very flat way so many times. Then suddenly it's "No Rose [THE PUNCHLINE!]"
"TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!" x-D
VideoMenu yasss 😂😂😂😂 same aff
Goofy16girl787 yasss 😂😂😂
Dorothy was my favorite golden virl
And you know Rose probably took Dorothy's sarcastic comments seriously and literally. lol
"With a man?!" "No with a venus flytrap" LMFAO
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying
viastephtop you're hott
😂😂😂
The look Dorothy gives Blanche immediately afterward is priceless! LMAO!
LMAO
“No, rose, I’m nervous because if Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he’s gonna make all the postmen wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest” 😂😂
One of the many late '80s references that younger viewers may not get. Along with Jimmy Swaggart and Phyllis George.
Dorothy is just a mood and i love her
"What did you get?"
*Holds pizza box* " a bucket of chicken"
best line ever love it
@@suzannecoole4674 "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy..."
😂😂😂
Suzanne Coole No she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke 😂😂 Cheesecake Rose? Let's taste it and find out 😂😂😂😂
@@MarkMcNeel13 😂
Bea Arthur is BRILLIANT!
Was.
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I love how Dorothy empties every last drop of OJ into her glass before telling Rose there's none left.
Shook it DRY
"With a man?" "No, Blanche with a Venus Flytrap"
Dorothy: No, Rose...
You know she's going to say something sarcastic when she starts with that haha
"Why would she need a kidney?"
"TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!!!" 😂😂 we love you Bea, RIP ❤️
Dev 98 😂😂😂
Dev 98 😂
DOROTHY: "Hi, Rose."
BLANCHE: "We brought dinner."
ROSE: "What'd you get?"
(Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box)
DOROTHY: "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy."
Great line between dorothy and rose too funny.
My favorite😷😂😂😂
Dorothy is a gem in my books. These ladies were the best.
Rose: Hi Dorothy! Cooking?
Dorothy: No Rose I'm developing pictures from the Magellan space probe.
First time I heard that I died! 😂 😂 😂
who revived you?
LMAOF!!! Hilarious!
probably one of her best lines
Love Dorothy's comment to Rose after Dorothy and Blanche came into the kitchen. Blanche said we bought dinner. Rose replied what did you get when Dorothy is carrying that Pizza box. Dorothy replies A bucket of fried chicken.
Me tooooo
"I don't know Rose, maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin"
Blanch: I remember I weighed 150 pounds back in college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go, the University of Jupiter?
Rose: “well how do they know it Spanish”?
Dorothy: “Because it wears a little sombrero Rose”!
LOL!
Swears?!
Rose did ask a valid question. Why do they call beetles in the Spanish language, Spanish Fly?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bea Arthur's timing and delivery were impeccable.
Rose: Ooh, but I did learn that Baked Alaska can actually be cooked locally!
Dorothy: Rose, I have an even bigger scoop for you. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth.
LMAO!
ahahah kkkkk
khfan4life365 😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m worrying about whether MJ would be able to buy the remains of the elephant man”
Gloria TX 😂😂😂😂
Blanche: "They got my jewels!"
Dorothy: "But I see they didn't get your cocaine."
😆😆😆😆😅😅😅
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Rose: "Do we have any orange juice left?"
Dorothy: Takes pitcher and pours the rest of orange juice*
"No, we're all out." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally me! 🤣🤣🤣
Petty😂😂😂😂
That's a good one
Me af
That's my FAVORITE one...
The part with the orange juice killed me 😂😂😂
Nick Lullo the way Dorothy gives the OJ a couple extra shakes to get every drop is hysterical.
Same here 😂
Nick Lullo
Right? 😂😭
Lmao....that was a petty move she did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@venussoldier92Venussoldier92, it was peak pettiness, but I love it!
Rose: “Do we have any orange juice left?” Dorothy: - pours the rest of the orange juice left in her already filled glass - “No, we’re all out.” 😂😂😂😂😂🍊🍊🍊🍊
Dorothy: "All we have in common is under the sheets."
Rose: "What's under the sheets?"
(BEAT)
Dorothy: "His cappuccino maker"
😀
Well I suppose they both can create a lot of froth!
if she ever says no, prepare to feel like an idiot
Lol seriously though !
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂" go to the corner and open a stand" one was funny
I totally agree
I aspire to be Dorothy.
she is definitely goals.
+Shawnie Ellis older women goals :3
Senior squad goals
+Marlayne Melendez lolz
You aspire to be a divorced post-menopausal substitute teacher with a razor blade wit and lives with her mother?!
shadow king13 You only see the dark side, my friend.
The orange juice scene is epic to me she was so good at being sarcastically funny 😂😂😂😂
Bea Arthur was the comedic glue that held the four of them together. And when she left, the retooled “golden palace” only lasted a season, underscoring her importance.
I didn't just watch and enjoy Bea Arthur. I STUDIED HER! I've never seen such timing and delivery in my life.
Indeed, she was one of the finest actresses and comediennes of all frigging time. Her delivery, her iconic, gravelly voice, the one-liners and straight up savage sarcasm and disses as Dorothy, my God she was amazing. I miss her, when she passed? We lost an icon.
@@DesertRainReads She passed in April 2009...
My favorite moments were usually when she was chewing Sophia out..."Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!!!!!"
phoenixnyc or you cancerous little prune 😂😂😂
phoenixnyc yes!!
V Velas I loved when she said ( go to he'll ma) after the jeperdy try outs. My fav.
Shady Pines, Ma. LMAO
lucieloves2000 THE HOME!!
Betty White is underrated, she sets up most of these lines
"to feed the cat rose" is one of Dorthy's best comebacks
Whenever Dorothy says "no Rose..." i started to burst out in laughter. XD
Anyone else notice that about 95% if not more of the sarcasm was directed at Rose LOL
willturnerfanAWE you have to admit Rose brought it on herself. However I do like rose, even if she is a big air head
Because Rose’s character was the dumb one. She asked obvious questions.
Thats the joke of the series
Dorothy's sarcasm works best for rose while Sophia's roast works best for Blanche
@@justcat6042 that's very true. Those pairings were the absolute perfect foils for the other.
Rose was the absolute perfect foil for Dorothy. With their complete opposite personalities and Rose's naivete giving the brilliantly sarcastic Dorothy great openings for sarcasm, they're a match made in comedy heaven.
"Dorothy should I get Sophia a glass of water?"
"No Rose you should sit here and watch her hack herself to death" 😂😂😂😂
Well actually what she should have asked to call the doctor a glass of water when an elderly is coughing can only help so much!
Her sarcasm is so detailed 😂😂 I love it
'You will always be my sisters, always'
awwwwwww so much pain, breaks my heart, watching that always makes me wanna cry :(
Jonn Voxx • Very emotional scene. I feel like that just wasn't for the show. That came from the heart.
it ended so sad😭😭😭
Jonn Voxx • the ending part me cry so much
What happened? Why she was crying?
"No, Rose. Go to the corner, and open a stand."
You can tell that Bea Arthur was having a bad day with Betty White given their working relationship behind the scenes. It makes the dynamic between Rose and Dorothy authentic.
"In what, Blanche? Dog years?" Probably my favorite Dorothy line!
Stan: I need to talk to Sophia, is she here?
Dorothy: No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet..
lmfao
DOROTHY.....TO FEED THE CAT ROSE😭😭😭😭
+Courtneylynn Schonberg That was in my opinion the best line of the whole series...hahahahaha!!!!
😂😂😂
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@@lawrencehurst46 yes lol
"On Mars, Rose!"
"Lawrence Of Arabia, Rose."
"The Osmond Brothers, Rose."
"Silly Putty, Rose!"
"Around the In-Seam, Rose."
"The Oakridge Boys, Rose."
"Southwestern, Rose!"
"To Plutonium, Rose."
"147, Rose!"
"For kicks, Rose!"
"To feed the cat, Rose!!!!"
"San Juan Hill, Rose."
"Liberace, Rose."
"The score to South Pacific, Rose."
"The 2nd act to My Fair Lady, Rose."
"Rex, The Wonder Horse, Rose."
"In your brassiere, Rose."
"A hand puppet, Rose."
"The chef at Benihana, Rose!"
Lol
Condoms Rose! Condoms!
@@len5630 Nestle's Crunch?
I remember when they had a baby foisted on them for some reason. Rose was wondering if it was a boy or a girl and how does one find out.
DOROTHY: We;ll stick a Barbie and a GI Joe in front of it and see what it goes for - "BY LOOKING, ROSE!!"
That’s the GATling brothers, Rose.
“Dirty Dancing?”
“They did it in that movie”
“What movie?”
“Lawrence of Arabia”
Amazing
I think I am going to end up like Dorothy when I'm old.
TigerKay93 I'm already her lol
No, I'm already Dorothy. When I'm truly OLD, I will be SOPHIA, the Wise One! Such is Life.
Why wait, lol !!
Im 60% Dorothy, 30% Blanche, and 10% Rose
Then you will be the funniest woman alive
These moments just proves that if you ask a stupid question, you can expect someone like Dorothy to make fun of you by giving you a stupid answer.
“because it wears a little sombrero “ 😂
George Alberto Ramirez funniest line ever! 😂🤣
Beatrice arthur is brilliant as dorothy!
"Have you heard of Dirty Dancing?"
"Well of course, it was in that movie!"
"Which movie?"
"Lawrence of Arabia..."
Lol 😂
YorkshireNutte One of my favorite lines.
😂🤣
xDD
Lol
"at a funeral?" "No, at a pie eating contest." I'm dead omg
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I love cats and that line “ its miami in june only cats are wearing fur” gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂 🐾🐾
Dorothy: "Ugh I'm so nervous. Have you ever given a eulogy?"
Rose: "You mean at a funeral?"
Dorothy: "......no at a pie eating contest!"
"I hope you like it extra flat and crispy."
A bucket of chicken
@@plaguedoctor8294 No Tralala, two scoops of vanilla ice cream...
punchlines that always crack me up:
1. To feed the cat Rose!
2. No Rose, at a pie eating contest!
3. No Rose, i'm developing pictures from the maggelan space program
Great lines just made me laugh allot
I love the one where rose asks about dorothy's grandmother and dorothy says "she colonized life on venus rose"
“Whoop! It’s really coming down!”
“What’s coming down?”
“The Liberace marquee at Caesar’s Palace!” 😂
Well how do they know it's Spanish. Bcoz it wears a little sombrero rose 😂😂 Dorothy's sarcasm was always spot on 😂😂
-Cheesecake Rose?
-Let's taste it and find out...
Even Dorothy couldn't come up with a punchline to this utter stupidity...
Ah, no. That's one of the few times Rose got some sarcasm in for herself. It's as clever as any of Dorothy's barbs.
Woosh
Actually she did she didn’t say anything so how. That’s the best burn if you asked me