Twinkies with Dad ft. Bert Kreischer | Ep 168 | Bad Friends
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0:00 A Special Cocktail for The Machine
8:03 Bert's Favorite Asian
13:39 Tom Segura Breaks Bert's Heart on the Biggest Night of His Life
20:10 The Work Machine & the Sleep Machine
24:03 Secret Sexy Times
27:04 Bobby's Push-Ups & Bert's Archery
34:20 Bobby Can't Do Analogies
41:49 The Scene Mark Hamill Didn't Want to Shoot
45:03 Twinkie Trauma and Proud Dad
50:51 Mateo Lane Makes a Special Appearance
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Bert slowly sinking in the inflatable chair throughout the episode is so fucking funny 😂
That chair definitely has a weight limit and Juicy is small enough to fit in it but they expected Bert to comfortably sit there? LMAO
@@nnikkittenn then end literally say how they put a hole in it😭
It is hilarious. And the 5 Gallon bucket bit cracked me up
I think its a metaphor for how his movie is doing in theaters 😂
& at like 12 minutes in he is already on the floor 😂😂
Never expected Bobby to be able to do 10 perfect pushups
Around 5 they stopped being perfect haha
Thats a body that learned from a young age to cave and perform under peer pressure
@@shayZero 😂
@@shayZero so fkn accurate 😂
I mean he was a wrestler at Poway high school with his brother Steve who was ranked 2nd in California but lost his first match due to fear. Bobs best match was in overtime and bob blew a kiss and Steve hasn’t been proud of Bob since
I’ve never related to anyone so much in my life, Bobby over here promising people things then the smallest inconvenience happens and he’s like well I tried bye.
No doubt, he's not just a bad friend, he's a bad person.
Bert’s idea for Bobby Lee “Better Than Me” is actually a great idea
I died when Matteo sat down and you can see side by side how Bert sank down the whole pod lmaooo😂
😂53:05
51:13 even the first visual of it has me sobbing 🤣
They couldn't be anymore different lmao
OUHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MATTEO
HE IS SO DOWN HAHAHHAA
When Mateo got into frame it’s So Hilarious to watch Bert on the floor and Mateo looking down at him 😂😂😂
And the fact that he didn’t even address it 😂
Came here to say 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!!!!
Dying laughing at this right now
Tom lying to Bert about his premiere was genuinely so sweet 🥹 also Bobby saying he would go after Christina if Tom was unfaithful, absolutely killed me 😂
The duality of man
It’s a cool way to make Bert night about himself. Cool, cool.
Bobby being the only one from that friend group who didn't make the effort to go to Bert's premiere killed me. He is such a d!ck. Talking about Tom's wife when neither Tom nor Christina are actively involved in the conversation makes him even a bigger one. 😂
I can't with the moment Matteo sat down and you realize Bert is on the ground. This is some of the purest Burt I've seen in awhile.
The fact that Bert waited until he woke up to start drinking gives me hope for him
hahaha XD
Dude would literally die from withdrawal at this point 100%. It's fucking sad
I thought he slept with an IV of liquor
@@NjordBrandit’s not very Christian is it?
@@kingxiii4680must’ve had it turned off lol
The zoom out to show the push-ups and seeing Bert literally on the floor.
hes gross.
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol he was so committed too 😅
I checked the comments before watching and I've just seen the bit you're on about lol 27:09
I’m excited to get to the wide shot where it’s deflated
Bert saying he’s a “work machine” instead of a drinking machine is funny 😅
It made me so happy seeing Bobby LITERALLY stand up for himself then get down and pump some push ups out with really good form… he wasn’t about to be the butt end of that joke lol
Santino actually set him up to actually do those push-ups though.
The half gallon of Tito's slowly draining into a five gallon bucket while Santino casually chats as if he makes one of these drinks every day killed me.
He went to Arizona state, this is just reflex for him.
@@ant143r0 we didn’t use Tito’s at ASU, too expensive lol
@Evangelionl0vr vodka is vodka and he's serving
Bert’s squealing killed me. But not in a good way.
I know😂😂
The deflating chair is too funny 😂 of course it took til Bert to arrive for that to happen
Wait until the end 😂
Bros the type to tell you about a new movie that released the same day
Staavy was just in the chair 😂😂😂
@@MackHendrixx wait until the end 😂 it’s more clear.
Atleast Bert was the first one to finally call them out to get some real fucking chairs.
I like how Bert drunkenly talked over everyone for the last 15 minutes, classic.
15 minutes!? He basically did it the whole episode.
so fuckin annoying
@@RxYouthit bored the fuck out of me, talking about other comics :/
>Bobby thinking they were going on a full blown, month long expedition at sea
Santino telling Bobby to "Put your arms inside.... don't be so big, you're trying to threaten. Slowly, Bob. Remember our steps." and Bobby taking a deep breath was something else.
Born in a barn? Give a timestamp.
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 didn't get one, not going to rewatch for it lol
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 watch the episode..?
@@patrickburton1401 Right? lol trying to get me to do his research. This must be why he is uncertified.
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 11 01 lol there
50:58 Mateo on Bad Friends is sorely needed!!! Dude is hilarious 🎉
Wish he was on for a full pod, he cracks me up
I hope he comes on by himself. I love him. Andrew, Bobby & Mateo would be a golden episode.
Do uk what he said at 52:26 lol
He is the hidden gem of comedy he needs more spotlight
The ad cut after Bert says "Well he eats pizza" and Andrew says "What?" made me almost shit my pants.
I've always thought the inflatable chairs were a weird idea for a podcast when you have guests but holy fuck I could not have been more wrong. Bert in that chair is one of the funniest unintentional bits of all time. Him just slowly shrinking down and Mateo showing up to put it into perspective makes every second hysterical. I wish there was a chair you could do the opposite of this with Bobby, where by the end of it he is uncomfortably high up
It’s nice to see a diverse range in the people that babysit Bobby
by diverse, you mean homosexuals and transexuals because Bert is sponsored by Bud Light? You're so inclusive, you're so stunning and brave
I would babysit Bobby
@@kingxiii4680 Why are you so triggered? Are you gay?
If anything Bert needs a caretaker just as much, dudes a belligerent drunk lol
@@kingxiii4680 if you have to explain the joke, it’s not working
First time I've seen Bert being himself in year's no fake laughs
Yeah the high pitched laugh shit he does pretty much only at his own jokes was nice to not listen to. I wasn't even gonna be able to get thru it just cuz of Bert but gave it a shot n glad I did, the chair thing was actually funny lol
Thank God he don't need to go there so much
still have tons of fake stories tho lmao
Cuz he’s drunk
"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqquiiiiieeeeeeekkkkkeeeee" Yeah that's the most fake laugh I've ever heard in my life. I am no longer a fan of Bert, his fake squealing laugh made me throw my brand new phone out of the window of my house once. I broke the screen, good thing Bert is dying as a comedian lately, a piece of shit phone compared to his entire career. He's dying as an actor from the beginning, but after the shit movie. He's done, he's cooked. It's over with. Bud light was the wrong choice you overweight wale of a drunk 🤣 just turned 80% of America against him. Horrible marketing. I've already heard from everyone on my social media that after this podcast, no one is going to watch this movie because of this podcast. You folks don't realize that 80% of America is against the trans shit, and he held a bud light for his promotion 🤣 dude is done in 6 months. Get back with me in 6 months. I have insurance on my phone, I have a new one already. He ruined his entire career by being a Bud light supporter. I ruined a phone that I had insurance on. There's a difference 🤣🤣🤣
For a guy who made a career on improv in his stand up, it's so damn funny watching how Bobby can't improv at all if he's on the spot 😂😂😂
Burnt crystals sitting on the ground by the end of the pod was low key the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
One of the funniest BF moments, that’s saying something.
Burnt crystals lol
Mateo looking down at such an uncomfortable angle just to make eye contact with Bert was the best addition to this podcast
once I read this I couldn’t unsee it lmaoooo
Damn Bobby's push up form is so much better than I imagined it would be 😅😂
I was impressed, I think he was just as surprised lmao
@@NjordBrand "Holy shit! I'm actually doing it!" - Bobby's internal monologue
Bobby trying to make analogies was comedy gold!
When it cuts to Matteo and it shows just how much Bert’s chair has deflated 😂😂
Bobby really lives by the name of this Podcast. It's not just a name for him it's a way of life
Sleep Machine 😂😂😂
When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time lol
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 never liked this advice cause it implies people can’t change. Bobby hasn’t changed really, but ignoring him
@@AD-wg8ik Well people can change (though it's admittedly somewhat rare for certain character traits). If they change, then maybe they can tell you something different through their behavior. The advice in that statement is to not ignore information that points to a person being a certain way, and waiting for it to rear it's head again and again before you learn who they are at that time. It doesn't mean to roll with your initial impression or whatever someone says or telegraphs as their personality or behavior for the rest of their life. It's just a reminder not to ignore red flags or green flags that were present from your initial interactions.
For instance, if you're STILL surprised that Bobby didn't make it to an event, then you weren't listening all these years and should've gleaned that a long time ago when it was still evident. If you knew that about him all this time and still expected him to make it to the event, then you didn't follow the advice from that statement.
It boils down to: Pay attention and adjust your expectations and considerations accordingly. Don't be blindsided by something that was obvious to anyone paying attention.
@@AD-wg8ik It implies no such thing, it is accepting that the person knows their self better than you know them. "Change" isn't even a factor in this equation.
“You’re more like, food truck Asian” was so under appreciated! Why was that so accurate lol
So good, sometimes Bert comes with the heat
Bro Bobby actually doing 10 proper pushups is 100% impressive and neither Bert or Andrew thought he could do it
After a year and some change, I've finally watched all of the Bad Friends episodes. I was scared when early on they said 3 years was it but here we are!
This has been a ride. It's inspired me to seek out local comedy venues and (maybe soon) try some open mic stuff. I just missed you visiting in Portland, but I'm excited to see the inevitable next tour.
Your entire group is fantastic and I'm looking forward to more of this. Thanks to all of my other bad friends out there!
I love how Santino kept reeling Bobby in! Haha. He’s got such Dad energy he’s the best! I love their dynamic. Enjoyed seeing them live!
He really does have dad energy. I hope he decides to have kids one day
@@danichesney1876 his kids would be fucking hilarious
Damn Bobby how you gonna complain that Bert doesn't invite you over then miss his premiere for a nap 😆 truly living up to the podcast name haha
He made the right choice.
I missed my nephews wedding bcuz I took a nap. In my defense I always take a 30 min to an hr nap and I didn't realize I was going to take a 3 hr nap bcuz it never happens
@@jessehardin8500 If you took a 3 hour nap, you can't say it never happens.
Bert looking up while talking with Mateo is just hilarious 😂
Between Bobby struggling with the analogies and Bert sinking in the chair 🙌🏼 I was dying
Bert has the most positively skewed body dysmorphia of anyone on earth 😂
he thinks hes so hot
If I had an ounce of that I could rule the world 😂
My shoulders are JACKED!!!
It's an act. He knows he's disgusting.
Nobody can question my love for Bad Friends after having to sit through an hour of Bert
🤣
For real, the dude didn't make me laugh once. Surprisingly, his movie is getting dunked on, 24% on Rotten Tomatoes at the moment.
I honestly don’t believe that Bert and this movie is a true story. But whatever…
I went in expecting this ep to be a slug but it wasn't so bad tbh, his movie looks like garbage though, really stretching that one joke he has as far as it can go lol
@@danielorta182 it's exaggerated but the actual events of him robbing the train with the mafia is true. Multiple classmates of his have came out and said that he did it.
The ‘movie theaters are like …..’ part had me ROLLINGGGG😂❤
The way Andrew is mixing that bucket is So funny! He’s acting like that Bert’s normal cup. 😂😂😂
That edit, from Bert saying "he eats pizza" and Andrew saying "What?" straight into an ad read had me cackling xD
That's so crazy and gross though dude what does that even mean all the celebrities are referencing that something's up
I came to the comments just to see if anyone noticed, and to say: for those who don't know, eating pizza is code for smoking weed. Imagine passing a blunt to Luke Skywalker.
Bobby & Andrew in a comedy movie, I'm watching it without even seeing a trailer
Imagine that movie reaching $400 million dollars worldwide haha
@@Jeffro5564 Bottoms of Turtle Island must be made!
Bobby’s face when Bert talks about his three favorite times 😂
I think Bobbys personality makes people forget that hes been around for 10-15 years longer than most people on this show 😂 hes not nearly as clueless as he plays into
Ever since someone pointed out Bert says “I” in every sentence, you can’t unhear it. Everything is about him.
Ah who cares, dudes hilarious
He has a serious case of Main Character Syndrome 💀
that’s probably the main reason why I don’t listen to anything Bert says or does. He hijacks the conversation and makes it about him. Every time
@@tylerprince3496 no he’s only funny to people dumber than him
@@fujickawasure listened enough to comment
Bobby slowly being cooked by Bert and Andrew was so funny to watch, they even convinced the slept king to do pushups.
Great episode! keep bad friends going 1000 Eps!!
Bert weeping for Tom showing up to the premier made me love Bert all over again.
Mateo is such a loved dude. You can tell everyone lit up when he walked in the door
The chair height difference between Matteo and Bert! 😂
@52:36 I love how Mateo appreciated Andrew’s PERFECT vocal fader when humming 😂 so subtle but perfect
So much attention to detail
I’ve been a big fan of their stand ups but new to the podcast and this is amazing bravo guys
Mateo needs a whole hour in Bad Friends. He's funny
I hope so hard he’s a guest soon.
Agreed. Matteo is fucking great. Jess Kirson and Ms. Pat round out top 3 podcast guests. They can all hang with anyone.
No thanks
Bobby’s face when Bert describes his sexual encounters is just priceless
the face of envy
The inlfatable chairs are so iconic. Love this podcast. Binging since I discovered it. Thank you Bobby and Andrew.
Bert being so lower to the ground then the other guy in the exact same chair is gold
Bobby laugh and clapping totally went unnoticed at 4:25 😂😂😂
Totally sarcastic and jealous.
I love Bobby, he can be such a twat to people 😂
@@casualviewing1096 I love when it’s not hidden at all too
😅😅😅😅
He's so good at being a dick about things lmao
Bert's idea for Bobby's Better than me show is a gold mine😂
Bobby getting ripped on the entire time is killing me, the analogies were absolutely nutty
Bad Friends movie would be great. Like the simplest plot would be fun, like bobby losing his wallet and Andrew helping him to find it.
Santino: "Well, bud, when do last remember having it?"
Bobby: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no! NO! Can I-? Can-i-can-i-can-i-can-i...Can I just say something? Mkay? Alright....If I remembered where I had it last - mkay? Then I'd remember where it was an-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO! NO!!! Stop!! Then I'd remember where I'd had it last, right? And then I'd remember where it was - okay? - and then it WOULDN'T BE FUCKING LOST YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?"
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 fire name and the comment made me laugh. For real fire alien name I want it
The transition from Bobby not showing up on events, to being a McDonald's Ice Cream Maker is on point hahahahaha.
Berts alcoholism makes me feel so much better about myself 😂
that’s sad lmao. that’s what it takes, eh?
@@misanthr0pic yes😂 starting at happy hour is at least a lil better than bart’s classic 8am drink & cigar
Beets gonna be one of the guys that lives to 102 too
He’s a millionaire tho lol
Top 3 Podcast still killin it!!! Wow that McDonalds Ice Cream machine bit was so perfect!
Lol the analogy of Bobby being a McDonald's ice cream machine was so apt.
Bart sitting on the floor when Mateo arrives is outstanding...😂
Bert sinking is hilarious. Matteo sitting next to him emphasizing how much he's sunk just takes me out. I can't stop cracking up. 🤣
The more I watch the easier it is to see how bobby makes enemies so easily
Bobby's push up form is actually great
Bert on the floor killed me 😂
I wasnt watching the podcast just listening to it and I started crying when i looked back at the screen and seen how low Bert was in the chair 😂
bobby slowly dying like the inflatable chair as he listens to how content, and satisfied Bert is with his own life.
I think Bart saying tom Segura is not relatable anymore because he’s not fat, is one of the smartest things he has ever said 😂
And 🐷 noises and yes absolutely 😂
great episode, watched this one 3 times already, chemistry was great with the 3 of you
Bert’s comment about how movie theatres are like grandparents 🥺
I’ll be going to see The Machine for sure, and if Bobbo and Andrew make one you best believe I’ll be first in line!
I did. It sucked.
Podcast fans rip on Bert and Bobby for interrupting people all the time. But when they are together it is undeniable comedy gold.
What? Bobby interrupting is not a problem. Bert and Brendan interrupting bc they're alcoholics with zero attention span is something else.
27:10 Imagine Bobby actually getting in shape and just gets JACKED!! 😂😂😂💪💪💪
And then swoops in on Christina 😂
That’s all can happen is imagine
Thanks you Andrew an Bobby you guys are my favorite
Matteo was the perfect addition I didn’t see coming 😂😂
17:02
i know this is just a joke, but god this is why i love Bobby, he’s gonna swoop in on Christina, this is gonna turn into #Bobby&ChristinaGate
I cant stop laughing looking at Mateo looking down on Bert sinking in the chair
Honestly, I'm impressed with Bobby's pushup form. It's better than a lot of what people show online and think is good. Love you guys
I wish this was longer !!!! So good
It's just puzzling how something this dumb and fun can be also absolute honesty and wholesomeness
There's a life lesson hidden in this show!
The moment that Matteo sits down and you see the difference of height in the chairs.. killed me. Well done!! 👏🏻👏🏻
I love the idea that Bobby was wearing bowling shoes while does those push ups
Bobby is so very star struck it's hilarious
You guys seriously start the week off so good for all of us💯
Perfect 👌
Oh no, not Bert!
I'm just leaving y'all's show in St Petersburg FL and I love you more than ever. Thank you for making my cheeks hurt. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣😂 you all are AMAZING
That might be the most chaotic and entertaining pod yet. I love the dynamic and the fact that it was more nuts than Glassman who is a boss.
This was such a great ep!! Didn't feel forced or put on at all. Love to all these dudes!
This is fantastic
Hilarious episode! The chair killed me
I'm crying as the chairs deflating!!!! Omg Bert's one of the best!!!
I'm sorry for making fun of Bert earlier because his show idea for Bobby is legitimate fire.
Bobby lees face when Bert was talking about fucking 😂😂
Bobby always throws gandalf into his make-believe stories 😂
I'm so glad Andrew called Bobby out on his crazy wrestling from 40 years ago lol
When Burt says, "I might be finding my trauma right now" and the cut goes to fancy and the other guy smiling from ear to ear I lost it!
Another amazing episode 👏