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  • čas přidán 29. 06. 2024
  • just chilling
    in team fortress 2
    Timestamps:
    0:00 Intro
    3:06 heavy be standing
    4:27 tf2 gaming
    7:05 outro
    Music used:
    0:03 / Cello Suite - Bach - • Cello Suite - Bach [CO...
    3:06 / Welcome - Pikuniku
    4:32 / Park - Pakka Pets
    6:58 / Title Screen - Cooking Mama Cuisine
    Trade link: steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer...
    Thanks for watching! :)
    #zeyo #tf2
  • Hry

Komentáře • 755

  • @tommarch.4493
    @tommarch.4493 Před 5 měsíci +2155

    5:40 finally, a normal spy footage

    • @RickTests
      @RickTests Před 5 měsíci +156

      the spy experience

    • @CarlJohnsonW
      @CarlJohnsonW Před 5 měsíci +49

      Being suck at trickstabbing? Relatable asf!

    • @megazero952
      @megazero952 Před 4 měsíci +38

      @@CarlJohnsonW being juggled by random explosive spam

    • @grassblockproduction6032
      @grassblockproduction6032 Před 4 měsíci +6

      it's the only one that kind... *and it's mine*

    • @user-ls8xw8tj2y
      @user-ls8xw8tj2y Před 4 měsíci +5

      All my life at spy only with 10 seconds

  • @grafunknown4572
    @grafunknown4572 Před 5 měsíci +794

    2:52 "There is always a bigger fish"

    • @ch1ppychipp
      @ch1ppychipp Před 2 měsíci +13

      Those are some odd looking fish.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse Před měsícem +5

      I LITERALLY SAID THAT OUT LOUD AFTER THAT PART 😭

  • @andrewponder3855
    @andrewponder3855 Před 5 měsíci +1044

    1:31 That medic saw an opportunity to use all the vita saw features and he certainly took it, ya gotta admire that.

    • @thecoolguy2317
      @thecoolguy2317 Před 5 měsíci +104

      The way he spin before his dead

    • @animasimples0716
      @animasimples0716 Před 5 měsíci +36

      ​@@thecoolguy2317SFM animation alike

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai Před 5 měsíci +36

      The very first real use of the vita saw documented

    • @zacharywiggins9660
      @zacharywiggins9660 Před 4 měsíci +8

      I suppose so, why not use up one of an engie's crits if you can keep a little uber...

    • @blakeburton5732
      @blakeburton5732 Před 4 měsíci

      @@TheFoolishSamuraiLove that PFP 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 Před 5 měsíci +224

    2:20 I like how you can tell how dumbfounded he is that the medic started healing him

    • @CannedPsycho-
      @CannedPsycho- Před 23 dny +15

      That medic looked like he was tracking him while cloaked, but when the medic started healing him, he realized the medic was just new and lost XD

    • @XramTheFunnyMan
      @XramTheFunnyMan Před 18 dny +10

      and after he even undisguised he still tried to heal him he was too pure😭😭

    • @vl4db0t
      @vl4db0t Před 18 dny +5

      ​@@XramTheFunnyMan
      Hippocratic oath at it's finest... Truly a beautiful sight to behold...

    • @Gooberthatreallylikesfallout
      @Gooberthatreallylikesfallout Před 13 dny +1

      I refuse to believe that that medic doesn’t have 5 minutes elapsed gameplay

    • @Myggins
      @Myggins Před 9 dny

      they just stare at each other for another five second before the medic does the tf2 equivalent of slowly backing away.

  • @russo1501
    @russo1501 Před 5 měsíci +419

    2:47 I love how they hear the demoman screaming and then just laugh

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo Před 5 měsíci +49

      No they laugh because pootis HAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl Před 19 dny +2

      sounded like the sandwich hit him in the other eye lol

  • @vectors8360
    @vectors8360 Před 5 měsíci +418

    8:05 that just feels like once in a life time moment

    • @FocusBoi453
      @FocusBoi453 Před 5 měsíci +52

      Blud legit win by being sneaky Lil imposter
      And that soldier died at the last moment for a high five

    • @haikei888
      @haikei888 Před 5 měsíci +30

      That blu soldier went in so smooth

    • @ilmakopad
      @ilmakopad Před 5 měsíci +29

      amazingly, the final rocket wasn't crit boosted until he reflected it...meaning he'd have capped regardless

    • @felizen
      @felizen Před 5 měsíci +13

      the high-five being perfectly timed with the music tho

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@ilmakopad You notice something else? The Pyro who capped was named "gamer," and the Scout who was killed by his teammate's rocket was "Unfair."

  • @spider-spectre
    @spider-spectre Před 5 měsíci +508

    The hilarious vicious cycle of taunting, getting killed, guy taunts, gets killed while taunting, killer taunts, killer gets killed while taunting, killer 2 taunts, etc.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Před 5 měsíci +1

      Tf2 in a nut

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +27

      One of the unspoken laws of TF2. It's as set in stone as chain suiciding.

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 Před 4 měsíci +2

      this reminded me of TF2 on console; happened with like 5 spys ending with me; we all taunted after the kill. was hilarious.

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith Před 5 měsíci +249

    1:39 you killbound without even detonating those stickies
    you didn't even kill that engineer, you just traumatized him

  • @TimofeyDsK
    @TimofeyDsK Před 5 měsíci +411

    2:18 I feel bad for that Medic

    • @Desnos-Carcass
      @Desnos-Carcass Před 5 měsíci +70

      Fr felt bad for that newbie medic

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Před 5 měsíci +57

      @@Desnos-Carcasswdym they are clearly a professinal medic payer

    • @BLACKWOODPMC
      @BLACKWOODPMC Před 5 měsíci +21

      @@Grayson-tk5hnif he was he would’ve udersawed him and get a 100% “random” crit

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Před 5 měsíci

      @@BLACKWOODPMCtrue

    • @luisfernandosilvaquintero
      @luisfernandosilvaquintero Před 5 měsíci +67

      Nah that medic saw him decloacking before proceeding to heal him either he was trolling or it has to be a newbie so fresh at the game (literally his/her first match) to not be suspicious about why a supposed teammate materialized out of thin air in a blue silhouette.

  • @Arabic2EnglishDawah
    @Arabic2EnglishDawah Před 5 měsíci +383

    5:38 as a guy with 350 hours on spy I can safely say that this clip is the embodiment of the full spy experience

    • @RealBasedSociety
      @RealBasedSociety Před 3 měsíci

      I played tf2 hardcore for like 3k hours, havent played it in years, just started again and I feel this pain as a spy main

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 Před 5 měsíci +67

    5:39 this is an emotion

  • @BlackSago_
    @BlackSago_ Před 5 měsíci +162

    0:53 that freezeframe of the spy lmao

  • @sil4816
    @sil4816 Před 5 měsíci +45

    1:32 that ragdoll was absolutely beautiful

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 Před 5 měsíci +204

    4:30 the sticky jumper moment of all time

  • @gabrielchavez6066
    @gabrielchavez6066 Před 5 měsíci +93

    3:59
    "knuckle sandvich"

  • @foxyrules
    @foxyrules Před 5 měsíci +151

    0:39 Legitimately one of the funniest tf2 clips i’ve seen

    • @Sanjiluv
      @Sanjiluv Před 5 měsíci +46

      yeah the little "blip" as spy just isnta-morphs into an ammo crate is good shit.

  • @mderinat2287
    @mderinat2287 Před 5 měsíci +102

    The clip at 1:35 legitimately caught me off guard like i was drinking and almost spat it everywhere from trying not to laugh

  • @terumiaihara4246
    @terumiaihara4246 Před 5 měsíci +401

    7:03 I'M FUCKING DEAD, WHAT IS THAT RAGDOLL

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Před 5 měsíci

      It's a bird, It's a plane! No... It's the Blu Demoman.

    • @aperks
      @aperks Před 5 měsíci +68

      baseball cameras:
      HOMEE RUN

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Před 5 měsíci +22

      Went to red spawn to ham everyone with a crit

    • @Monster-Dude102
      @Monster-Dude102 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@aperksMeet The Scout And The Demoman

    • @Monster-Dude102
      @Monster-Dude102 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Meet The Flying Demoman

  • @steroids_on_steroids2208
    @steroids_on_steroids2208 Před 4 měsíci +23

    4:45 the duality of Spy

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy Před 5 měsíci +84

    7:29

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +4

      Were you trying to go for strikethrough? Cause you wanna use the hyphen (-) if that's the case.

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​​​@@CaptainCFalcon -Were you trying to go for strikethrough? Cause you wanna use the hyphen (-) if that's the case.- Thanks for the knowledge.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@justhere4637 no problem.

    • @Brackets_Guy
      @Brackets_Guy Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@CaptainCFalcon

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@justhere4637 oh, one thing I should mention, at some point CZcams fucked it up, so mobile users will have a sentence in strikethrough just keep going past the text box, so lengthy sentences may need to be split apart.
      -Otherwise you get things like this that-
      -just stop appearing halfway through it-
      -Otherwise you get things like this that just stop appearing halfway through it-

  • @aliteralchumtoad4231
    @aliteralchumtoad4231 Před 5 měsíci +83

    3:41 That heavy heard what scout said about "hitting the bricks" and he took it to heart

  • @Dordomor
    @Dordomor Před 5 měsíci +54

    0:05 their reaction:😮🤯👀

  • @alejandrasanchez3022
    @alejandrasanchez3022 Před 5 měsíci +89

    bro that f2p medic 2:37 i want to protect him

  • @linkibear8644
    @linkibear8644 Před 5 měsíci +229

    2:30 The moment of betrayal.

  • @NuggetHolder
    @NuggetHolder Před 5 měsíci +140

    4:12 bro got juked so hard

    • @espeon37
      @espeon37 Před 5 měsíci +21

      I think what makes it better is the fact that the announcer speaks on taking the enemies intelligence

    • @SweeTeasGarbageDump
      @SweeTeasGarbageDump Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@espeon37Lol two types of intelligences were dropped there

  • @wordto-urmother
    @wordto-urmother Před 5 měsíci +1156

    im just standing there (tf2)

  • @mrphantom6988
    @mrphantom6988 Před 5 měsíci +27

    Bro that sync at 8:13

  • @noskap
    @noskap Před 5 měsíci +163

    2:56 the chain of retaliation is what will truly bind this world together as one.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +20

      I'm willing to bet real money on that exchange going on for at least a minute longer unobserved.

  • @snort69
    @snort69 Před 5 měsíci +45

    2:36 bro really tries to heal you

  • @user-ks9ou1yk1j
    @user-ks9ou1yk1j Před 5 měsíci +87

    He's just standing there...in 2fort

  • @Bonk_guy
    @Bonk_guy Před 5 měsíci +77

    0:00 I love how the f2p just stands there watching in shock of what he just saw.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci +5

      In all fairness, I would be just as flabbergasted too. Bro just actually ceased his existence.

    • @blu_rayx2844
      @blu_rayx2844 Před 29 dny +1

      Thousand yard stare

  • @codegeek98
    @codegeek98 Před 5 měsíci +29

    1:23 clearly self-defense; both of the plaintiffs had every opportunity to retreat, but your hand was forced

  • @platanoman75
    @platanoman75 Před 4 měsíci +3

    2:18 the story with the complete newb medic is just SO Poetic to me. its good and bad and halerious at the sametime.

  • @Aydro53
    @Aydro53 Před 5 měsíci +42

    3:00 kinda looks like the mrbeast rap battle pose...

  • @antonhymoreno5735
    @antonhymoreno5735 Před 5 měsíci +136

    7:14 bombastic eyes side medic

  • @themedic7933
    @themedic7933 Před 5 měsíci +11

    “STANDING HERE… IM STANDING HERE… I AM STANDING HERE, I AM STANDING HERE… BUT STANDING HERE…”

  • @ethoatom668
    @ethoatom668 Před 5 měsíci +90

    God, this is comedic genius.
    I not even half way through yet and I've already laughed quite a few times.
    My favorites so far are the sticky trolling the engi (before killing yourself instead), the adorable clueless medic, and punching the deadringer spy and then just standing there before walking away.
    Amazing work, as always.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Před 5 měsíci +298

    Subtle edits and cuts on any and all Zeyo TF2 clips give me life.
    They'll never get old.

  • @zombee77777
    @zombee77777 Před 5 měsíci +9

    2:34 Meet the Color Blind Medic

  • @EngineerTeamFortress2
    @EngineerTeamFortress2 Před 5 měsíci +35

    0:53 Spy “turns invisible”

    • @lollovec
      @lollovec Před 5 měsíci +12

      New spy disguise: ammo box

    • @Vertically_rotated_shark
      @Vertically_rotated_shark Před 5 měsíci +2

      The way he just *g i b s*

    • @hahen8
      @hahen8 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@lollovecwhat does gib mean?

    • @lollovec
      @lollovec Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@hahen8 how do you not know? You watcheda tf2 video you should know.

    • @spaceage1060
      @spaceage1060 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@Vertically_rotated_sharkGibs would be the meaty chucks a player becomes when they die in tf2 😅

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Thats some top level disrespect.
    Dodging bullets to then say "nice shot"
    1:41

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose Před 5 měsíci +40

    3:44 Arguing with a flat earther be like

  • @QuestionableConno
    @QuestionableConno Před 5 měsíci +11

    2:55 "Theres always a bigger fish." -Sun Tzu

  • @KingPBJames
    @KingPBJames Před 5 měsíci +26

    I think TF2 is the only game with awkward moments of, "do I kill him or dance with him?"

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Před 5 měsíci +41

    The much anticipated sequel to *"Hey, I walkin' here."*

  • @partiallypeculiar4545
    @partiallypeculiar4545 Před 5 měsíci +12

    3:06 the way he slips away

  • @qmuhsin1
    @qmuhsin1 Před 4 měsíci +10

    3:35 is probably the most painful crit ive ever seen

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 Před 4 měsíci +5

    6:02
    Engineer: sentry goin up!
    Heavy after crushing sentry: is not possible!

  • @HanifAnims
    @HanifAnims Před 5 měsíci +13

    0:14 Spy: The Engineer is a Spy
    Other Engi: Alrighty then!

  • @xislomega242
    @xislomega242 Před 4 měsíci +9

    3:55 OMG A KNUCKLE SANDVICH I LOVE IT!!!

  • @caffeine_god
    @caffeine_god Před 5 měsíci +42

    I feel like every 2fort player is slowly getting severe schizophrenia

    • @duck-Sticknodes
      @duck-Sticknodes Před 5 měsíci +3

      Its the lead poisoning

    • @caffeine_god
      @caffeine_god Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@duck-Sticknodes yeah probably

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@duck-Sticknodes It's not just Soldier, either. Everyone who lives in -Two Farts- Teufort has lead poisoning, canonically in the comics.
      Is *this* really why Two Fort has the reputation that it does? People saw the comic and took it to heart in the actual map, so they act silly?

  • @ogzhvman
    @ogzhvman Před 5 měsíci +13

    2:50 the food chain of 2fart

  • @suisus3780
    @suisus3780 Před 5 měsíci +23

    1:57 Emesis Blue easter egg?

  • @markeev1ch
    @markeev1ch Před 4 měsíci +6

    4:14 We have dropped the *enemy intelligence*

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung Před 5 měsíci +11

    The calm music over chaotic gameplay will never not be funny

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Před 5 měsíci +18

    Dontcha know I'M STILL STANDIN BETTER THEN I EVER DID!
    STANDING LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR!
    STANDING LIKE A LITTLE KID!

  • @y00tbruh90
    @y00tbruh90 Před 5 měsíci +7

    "I have mastered the skill of standing so incredibly still, I become invisible to the naked eye."

  • @TheNewGuard
    @TheNewGuard Před 5 měsíci +8

    "stand completely still" strategy never fails

  • @Bigfathunkleberryisyummy
    @Bigfathunkleberryisyummy Před 5 měsíci +11

    the moment of that scout in 4:19

  • @Memno228
    @Memno228 Před 5 měsíci +16

    7:55 Окулист(no there's really Окулист)

    • @TheAstralWitch
      @TheAstralWitch Před 5 měsíci +2

      Не смог предвидеть XD

    • @shoblyatnahuy
      @shoblyatnahuy Před měsícem

      О, это ты мне на втором канале коммент написал "Mother russia? " ?

  • @cedrik119
    @cedrik119 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Not only is he standing here, but he's realising they're just like him, trying to make History.

  • @Non-ymous
    @Non-ymous Před 5 měsíci +12

    2:08
    Lol bro was so scared he fled at the speed of light

  • @kosmos8802
    @kosmos8802 Před 5 měsíci +23

    05:59 help! no...

  • @yeet-nb4jp
    @yeet-nb4jp Před 5 měsíci +6

    5:39 me everytime i try to play spy

  • @Hehisbak26
    @Hehisbak26 Před 4 měsíci +8

    1:16 The medic accepted his fate

  • @adrianofavre7655
    @adrianofavre7655 Před 5 měsíci +12

    mom can we have caber?
    we already have caber at home!
    caber at home: 1:03

  • @nicoroys7560
    @nicoroys7560 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I sometimes have awful panic attacks with how my anxiety is seemingly getting worse. But tf2 vids like this, kinda helps me calm down a lot. I really appreciate what you do.

  • @EvanClue
    @EvanClue Před 5 měsíci +1

    so many of these clips were jaw droppingly amazing and funny. very very well done. some of the best moments tf2 has to offer. please more!

  • @snakycarnival9119
    @snakycarnival9119 Před 4 měsíci

    This is the best clipdumb I have ever seen. The only one good enough that I've gone back to watch it multiple times. Great job

  • @kinet1q
    @kinet1q Před 5 měsíci +19

    Man that medic really wanted to heal you

  • @buffete3753
    @buffete3753 Před 5 měsíci +5

    They didnt realised.

  • @jadziadiix8699
    @jadziadiix8699 Před 5 měsíci +13

    the two medics plank-leaning on the battlements is so fucking good, i think my favorite moments are when you capture normally microscopic changes in character expression like that

  • @mk4-matt6290
    @mk4-matt6290 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Man is applying the "confused" status effect to everyone he meets

  • @toadboydude5015
    @toadboydude5015 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is my favorite kind of TF2 clip montage, funny bits mixed in with actually nice frags

  • @Pigeon579
    @Pigeon579 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Combining classical music with “The Funny” needs to be a combination that’s used more often.
    This video was perfect for 1:30am CZcams bingeing, thank you.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 5 měsíci

      Lmao, early hour TF2 bullshit just hits different doesn't it? I feel my body yearn for sleep but "The Funny" is too addicting.

  • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
    @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 5 měsíci +6

    IM
    STILL
    _STANDING!_
    *Dancing as TF2 is experiencing the equivalent of Ragnarok*

  • @user-fh6te2fc5w
    @user-fh6te2fc5w Před 5 měsíci

    how do you manage to capture so much emotion from the same animations and playmodels that are in every other tf2 video i love this

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays Před 5 měsíci +4

    7:33 i never knew there were windows🪦☠️🤑🤑🤑

  • @raxi9619
    @raxi9619 Před 3 měsíci +4

    6:18 I no joke checked if that demo was me on the kill feed only I would die like that istg

  • @the_actual_alex
    @the_actual_alex Před 5 měsíci +8

    the blu sniper at 0:31

  • @MTF-Alpha-9.Commander
    @MTF-Alpha-9.Commander Před 5 měsíci +2

    8:14 That poor soldier😂

  • @lerinowstudios
    @lerinowstudios Před 4 měsíci +1

    I like how sometimes Zeyo damage sounds create such a musical masterpiece

  • @ethansito5321
    @ethansito5321 Před 4 měsíci

    Thanks, I needed this

  • @wheeliebonus
    @wheeliebonus Před měsícem

    that bach cello suite was my alarm clock for years, this video almost made me get up to go to work

  • @f.cap.2473
    @f.cap.2473 Před 5 měsíci

    This entire video is art
    It encapsulates tf2's essence so well

  • @apurpledragon
    @apurpledragon Před 5 měsíci +1

    It's always a treat seeing either you or Yup Kup upload. I get to just turn my brain off and watch some stupid moments happen in TF2.

  • @ishkanark6725
    @ishkanark6725 Před 5 měsíci +4

    He's just standing there, MENACINGLY

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love it when you're playing tf2 and you encounter an enemy and there's that brief period where you're both trying to get your braincells to tune in.

  • @VHSo_o
    @VHSo_o Před 5 měsíci +2

    dude "Knuckle Sandvich" would actually be a great achievement name for "Melee kill an enemy heavy while he's eating"

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 5 měsíci

    This was somehow fun, satisfying and hilarious all at the same time

  • @UnrealOptimist
    @UnrealOptimist Před 5 měsíci +3

    He is standing there.

  • @ItsJayden07lol
    @ItsJayden07lol Před 5 měsíci +1

    another beautiful expedition with zeyo

  • @magicsmurf7937
    @magicsmurf7937 Před 5 měsíci +1

    My god this is peak comedy, he just stands there😂

  • @The_Reaper_Cat
    @The_Reaper_Cat Před 5 měsíci

    This whole video made me smile, lmao, and even cry tears of joy 😂

  • @DerSoRa459
    @DerSoRa459 Před 5 měsíci

    this was very hilarious haha. I had to laugh alot and I showed it to my friend rob. Rob likes you now too five stars!

  • @tf2ctfenjoyer673
    @tf2ctfenjoyer673 Před 5 měsíci

    You just love those moments where youre more experienced and you kill them with zero effort whatsoever. XD

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar Před 5 měsíci

    Great video liked and subscribed

  • @Random_Gamer_Guy
    @Random_Gamer_Guy Před měsícem

    1:18 "One wrong move,and we all implode" -Soldier 2024

  • @bingerfozoepixgaming
    @bingerfozoepixgaming Před 5 měsíci +40

    One like = One RIP for the not racist medic 😭😭😭

  • @kwombat5306
    @kwombat5306 Před 12 dny

    absolute masterpiece