Davie said WHAT About my Milk??
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- okay gamers, im shocked davie would say such a thing...
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• KARLSON VIBE - Milkman...
I cant believe davie said this about milk, but ill forgive him if he makes a public apology and says sorry to me. (this is all just a joke please dont destroy me) also dont drink orange juice, or you are part of orange juice gang, and orange juice gang is just as bad as ceiling gang
#Dani #Karlson #MilkGang - Zábava
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*smash subscribe* now or davie steal your milk
No u
first
ok
What if i told you i have powder milk
yes.
fun fact gamers:
did u know that in legend of Zelda theres a bar where people get drunk on milk smash like if u want a bar like that
yup
ocarina
it was originally in majoras mask where you had to wear a cow mask to get in.
That is some bad grammar honestly.
@AndryCraft 98 majora's mask
Billy: * Drank Orange Juice *
Everyone:
*TRAITOR*
No no no he was framed
Lol
That post was made by orange juice gang billy didn't drink it
That queen joke did not age well
you would say it aged like milk
🗿@@flix2378
Queen: I never die because I drink milk
Looks like someone joined orange juice gang.
But were no longer in war with orange juice gang
@MelvinZhang yea someone differently joined orange juice gang
I was going to say that didn't age quite so well.
@@TheLegendarySandwich same here
LOL
The Spanish suffix “ito” means small. So Danny Devito is a small version of Dani Dev.
Son of a
Woah what
I hate this
But I love it too
Underrated Comment
Oh Dios mío it's true
Lol.
OH MY GOD
I like how as of when I’m watching everybody has picked the same answers for the polls
Times have changed
Not anymore
Milk
Not anymore buddy
:(
2:37 that aged well
Dammm
im holding back tears
It aged like milk
2:40 pov: you're watching this after the queen dies
Edit: Dani should really make the enemies wear shirts or wave arround flags that say OJ Gang or Milk Gang there is no difference.
Well noone except boners will get the reference so
@@stepgames7698 Well if he wanted he could mention something about that in the storyline but its his game his decisions, this is just a meaningless comment... I dont know why i just responded with this quarantine got me getting too drunk with this milk.... what am i doing....
StepGames well this game was meant for B O N E R S
@@oneman9441 why didnt i think of that and wrote this giant comment XD
Do it D A N N Y
Billy Should have Voice lines
"hey!"
"Hi"
"Wanna meet Willy? Oh ok"
"Oj good Milk bad! Why do you have a gun at my head?"
"I remember when I was a enemy
*SHUT SHUT SHUT!!!!!*
BATTLE OVER SON
@@edbertdharmawan1819 Not Truly
Orange Gang Is hiding something
Pls call cops A orange gang member Has a gun to my head
@@darrelllothian8200 dam report to dani
The queen sadly died after drinking orange juice
I legit ran into an ad that had milk in it so i didnt skip it :)
Same
The chosen one
Good job booner
Omega flex
Your pfp is my reaction
Orange juice gang after a long school day:
Sleeeeeeping
Milk gang:
KARLSON VIBE
Soft Drink Gang: Yummi Drink
@@werluc2829 CRINGE lol
Orange juice gang = cringe
@@Lillylafrog milk gang is the best
@@serge4192 Nope
2022 and we are still waiting
Hey Dani i love ur vids and u gave that Luner Link guy 2k subs, Respect
first time CZcams ever give me a notification that wasn't one day off
my god i didnt even know that was possible
did I just get hearted
@@Dani2 thanks you're one of my favourite CZcamsrs and that just made my day
@@AIRISFULL you did, goodjob :3
6:18 “like *200* years ago”
The milkyway before the 1800’s:
That's no excuse dude. I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk religiously. I drank milk like it was to save my life before I ever even heard of Dani. Milk is the best to grace this earth with it's godly holy presence.
"It's months away" 3 years latr
What if you were early but Dani said “do you like milk”
Lol
Yes.
Yes
I like milk
Milk is epic
Davie: Says he doesn't like milk
Dani: *likes the video*
Is Dani... orange juice gang?!!?!?
Dani:”well thats one loose end”
@@okjustdont6713 well he didn’t make the alliance with orange juice yet........wait why would he make the alliance in the first place? (I know why. It’s because people are being too aggressive but just ignore the actual reason) maybe he had a secret alliance with orange juice gang and he couldn’t keep it going so he had to make it public
@@hansonkoay6239 dun dun dun another theory to the t h i c c and epik saga of the milkman dani arc
?
10:08 golden milks ability: makes milk, if milk is hit uno reverse card
Stats:
Power: A
Potential: A
Precision: A
Durability: A
Range: A
Speed: A
T H I C C :S
It looks like the queen stopped drinking milk…
Oops
How dare you think the queen is not apart of milk gang, she drinks tea which contains milk.
What if I am coconut milk gang? Is that ok
@@xxcamxx1717 no it's still a type off milk so Carl yes
Carl yes
Nakkerd hmm I said yes it was
Nakkerd btw of
9:22 Hey here a suggestion instead of lava make it orange juice
“It will take months to put out karlson”
-dani 2yrs ago
damn i didn't know the queen was chill like that (may she rest in peace. a true milk gang memember)
Davie : Doesn’t like milk
Dani : so you have chosen *DEATH*
OMG JAKE PAUL AT 3AM czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@susan7324 Nice try i memorized the link
@@susan7324 nice try an ad poped up and saved me from being rickrolled
@@susan7324 b
@@susan7324 why me
9:39 Dani ,the type of a guy who dislikes his own videos
That is rather interesting
You don’t have a space after the comma but you do before and it’s bothering me lol
I love fresh OJ
HapPV23 TR I hate u
@@lilhapiy Orange Justice form front tonight?
That queen thing aged like milk
2:37 that aged like a fine glass of milk
When my meme doesn’t get into the subreddit video:
**sad noises**
Someone send this meme to r/danidev
*sad noises*
When your meme wouldn’t upload to the subreddit
@@bridgerforan7674 *EXTREME sad noises*
Squid Bear haha
Karlson 3D DLC: the orange juice factory
Dani is the avatar the last milk bender
Dani:"the release of Karlson is months away video: 1 year ago
3:33 woah is it just me or did Dani just make that milk EVEN more T H I C C
Yes yes he did
the milk from that is undrinccable
T T T T T T T H H H H H H H H H I I I I I I I I I I C C C C C C C C C C C
Someone: is lactose intolerant
Dani: *so you have chosen, death*
2:37 she stopped drinking milk
Dani:Karlson is months away
*its been a year*
Me : likes orange juice
The entire Milk gang : **So you have chosen death**
PREPARE THE SACRiFIcE
@@Sajovo BLANK_MIND can live
You can be the sacrifice for failing to spell 'sacrifice'
@@bearrett_8783 lol sorry im a kid
@@bearrett_8783 wait afe you a pokemon fan
@@Sajovo that cringe
What Davie wouldnt do this im shaking and crying rn
@@SaderSweets You found me
"That's months away." -Dani, 3 yrs ago
I just like how everyone waiting for Karlson to come out while i got the demo from a website
Dani you should totally make “Willy” powered on orange juice and in the end when you win, you can pour milk in him and cleanse him making him a mega mount
Tip: Final Boss, Willy the OJ Bot
He's indestructible: beat him by shooting his weak spot, the orange juice tanks!
Make sure to dodge the particle attack, it's infused with orange juice and is a one hit kill! If you can't try to deflect it with your katana!
The Milk Marine Corps will drop ammo and health pickups for you!
Keep an eye out for the 100% Milk pickups, they make you invincible for a short time!
He was supposed to destroy orange juice, not make it!!!
@@zoteiscool2134 No, we are talking about Willy, the big bad evil final boss of Karlson 3d. The most evil thing to do would be to drink orange juice so that's why the final boss would be powered by it.
yes yes yes milk thicc thicc
Droid blasta I have the same idea but then with billy and Willy being the same stupid bot. But when billy drinks orange juice he turns into Willy.
so i’m lactose intolerant, which means i’m temporarily allergic to milk because of my lack of enzymes. I looked in every local store and found lactose free milk, so i’m looking kinda T H I C C. I hope daddy Dani respects this gamer move :)
Fun fact: Dani is lactose intolerant
You are a dank legend
DRINK MILK WITHOUT LAKTOS (im fucking bad at english because im
Finnish dude)
The ONE time the queen drank oeange juice... death was not pleased
9:00 *its months away*
I found the most interesting thing ever: haha yes milk go slurp slurp
I dont like milk and i Dont like Orange juice
@@djermostuff323 read the description on his channel
@@Murkadamiaa hello here you go shadow powers now your protected
@@kinieto4561 thank you for protection
👏 😮 👏 😮 👏 😮 👏
3:35 dude, he made this thicc Milk even thiccer
1:37
When my digestive system can't handle milk so that my stomach hurt every time I drink over a glass of milk: Why is this heart attack taking so long!?
JoJo reference
"it's months away, I'm just saying"
famous last words
"ew, orange juice gang cringe"
Coffee gang:
i mean i guess people put milk in their coffee
ew cringe barf
Water gang:
@@Night_9225 Literally any other liquid gang:
@@Greenpixel16 Petrol gang:
Ever noticed how Dani says "Slap Like" although Davie504 said it first
SO IRONIC
I started dancing to Karlson vibe and boiling coffee spilled on me but I was still dancing, wow
Dani 3 Years ago: Karlson is a couple months away.
Dani now: *gone*
Milk doesn’t mix with orange juice. Seriously don’t drink it you’ll throw up.
Snikur *cringes slightly*
Too late did it a year ago. It was the worst minute of my life.
I think i just realised something:
_Dani likes Milk, Dani likes Gucci Bananas_
*Wouldn't his favorite meal be consisted of Gucci Banana Milkshake?*
Omg u genius
Ice cream is made out of milk. Danis favorite meal is gucci banana split
i guess that could work too...
Nah, Dani would call it Gucci Banana *THICC* shake
dani: karlson is months away
the video: 3 years ago
karlson is not released
I no joke had a ad before this dissing milk
200 years ago:
Dani : is it just me or is that galaxy looking kninda...thicc
Fun fact:There is actually a youtuber called "Orange juice"
And he is pretty popular as well. The war between OJ gang and MilkGang would be pretty epic.
Cringe
And he makes Clash Royale videos
Hmmmm it’s a orange juice
Just searched orange juice and this video was the second result
The queen: Ummm You were saying...
Dani: I can't make a good game
Dani's shirt: I am NASA, I am SMART
Its fair enough that :
"He stole your milk"
"You stole his slap"
Fun Fact: Dani named the galaxy as he was drinking milk, looking up in the sky. He said, "Milk is the way," and that's how we came to live in the Milky Way.
Plot twist: Dani won’t release karlson until it gets 1st wish listed
4:24 so you have chosen... ZA PATH OF DISCOMBOBULATION
9:18
Alright, I’m late, but here goes
*inhale*
Almond Milk
Soy milk
Coconut Milk
Rice Milk
Oat milk
Hemp milk
Whole milk
Skimmed milk
Evaporated Milk
Goat milk
Raw milk
Organic milk
Flavored milk.
Edit: (Thanks comment section)
*T H I C C* milk
*m o t h e r* milk
Y o g u r t
Best milk ever made
Ice MILK YESSSSSS
Cheeze milk?
Epic orange milk
Polish Good milk
Yogu Yogu, the portable Chilean milk like juice
Choccy milk
*Russian* Milk
Condensed Milk
Le 3% milk
Low fat milk
Sour milk
SMG4 milk
Apple Milk
50.Cal milk
Cereal Milk
@Dani2
You forgot mom milk
There is also THE BEST MILK EVER ( Dani told us that he have a little bit of it )
ICE MILK
YOGURT
person: exists
dani: *HE BE LOOKIN KINDA THICC*
2:37 lmao the queen died now...
10:27 Carson is definitely Orange Juice gang now
Davie didn't like his milk
Dani: Not Epicc! I Will Call The Police
69 likes NICE
I can't like this because it has 69 likes
Apple Juice: **chuckles** I’m in danger.
2:40 This aged well
love how he said months till Karlson is released its been 2 years
Dani:Real Dani fans can’t be allergic to milk
Literally Dani *drinks lactose intolerant milk*
how do u know
Al Win cause of his milk
i drink GOAT MILK
@@tomnovy3476 i drink COCONUT MILK
I drank breast milk when i was a baby
I’m allergic to milk but still drink it everyday ......is it just me or is this doctor bill lookin kinda *THICCC*
True *R E S P E C T S*
Hol up
Move to Canada and it'll be smaller than your pp
r/madlads
respecc to u
"Its months away" I guess he didn't specify if it would be over 36 months or not
When karlson goes after your milk it is like when doom slayer is going after demons. Your both dead
100 likes for dani to make fried milk
Chocolate milk heals less
Delicious
what's fried milk?
@@synkopa :O
@@synkopa :o
Imagine starting a war between liquid substances
Yes
Yes
Acid, napalm and other very dangerous substances : You dare challenge me?
Milk : It's not a challenge, it's just a warning about your death.
Oil: *𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬
America: *𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗬 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚
@@giornogiovanna9398 lol that's too true
dani:karlson is months away to get released 2 years later me still waiting
Milk: you cant defeat me
Orange juice: i know but he can
Water: rise up
I drink orange juice everyday and am lactose intolerant so rip
f in chat for a fallen comrade
F
F
F
Dani2 it’s not a choice it’s a burden I’m also going to poison all orange juice and deprive myself from a breakfast drink
“I’m sure Darwin was totally wrong, because the evolution exists exactly because of the milk”.
Dani, 2020
Aside from jokes... he was wrong.
dani: "karlson is months away"
me: *waches this 1 year after post*
3:56
So if you drink orange juice you die?
CAN SOMEONE POUR ME A GLASS?
It was incomplete. Full phrase is:
*"Me and the boys after killing a 5 year old child in Fortnite, because he was drinking orange juice"*
No. We found where he lived. Killed his parents in front of him. Kept him hostage and killed him in a shootout with the police.
@@brazgazz but the police was also milk gang so they just kept on shooting at the child, they thought he was holding you hostage because orange juice gang is evil
Here is a challenge:
Drink a shot of milk every time dani says *milk* throughout the video.
Bwo i made it but pretty drank naw
XD
I'll go for cartons instea- OH MY GOD
No he'll be to powerful!
Are you implying that you aren't drinking milk all the time already??
Thanks. Now I'm *TTHHIIICCCCC!*
8:51 … 3 years later
Dani the only guy come back home with the milk
Me when I drink water:
My friend while I’m calling him: Breaks his phone trying to punch me
10:44 R.i.p headphones users 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
clicking with headphones :D
(i click with heedpones)
Fwck you my ears
The queen joke hasn't aged to well
2:36 this aged well
That one comment to see if the youtuber is gonna heart it or not
Of course
Bruh momento
@@Dani2 can you please port fair-n-square for mobile? (Or you can't?)
@@dominic0900 can you all stop telling dani to do stuff (or you can't?)
@@Xavier-gk9gz I just want a port
The "one drop of coffee and the rest is milk" is actually a thing, it's called "Lagrima" in Argentina and it means "Tear"
damn, so Lagrima is the name of true gamer coffee
@@Dani2 holy milk, Dani responded
You don't need to jump in the lvl 10 of milkman karlson, collision is is bad the plank just passes through you.
"karlson is months away"
did karlson release and nobody noticed for years