Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph? Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry! Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo! *Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game* Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! *TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises I mean he is technically the president of Italy since it's been said that Passione controls all things that go in and out of the country
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
ironically power escalation has been going up pretty crazy in jojo because of stands it fluctuates over very specific situational stands and stupidly overpowered stands
Just in case you don’t know Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
When you realize Joseph turns 100 this year. Edit: That moment when Joseph would be one hundred years old today...happy birthday ya sh*t stained geezer! May you live forever!
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
In many other animes, when the villain reaches immortality he simply dies after that with the excuse of losing his power or friendship power... But to think that kars was lost in space is freakish
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
Not only that,but until he became braindead he kept thinking that dude planned everything while in reality it was just stupid luck and got trolled to death
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays. The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES! Narancia is invincible but only died because his soul was transported the Giorno's non-invincible body by Silver Chariot Requiem
My dumbass thought you were referring to morality lol. How you matured as a person and looking back in your life and realize there are many point of views.
I'm still amazexd that they managed to pull off aztec gigachad vampires + dubstep combo so well. I can only imagine how shocked the excel guys at the studio were after hearing that idea
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time. Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time". Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object. How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented. In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one. About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted. Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself. King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle. If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe. D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
Step
Lmao
Somebody once told me
Step
DUBSTEP
I read this as soon as it went step
*Polnareff after successfully going to the toilet without encountering an enemy stand user:*
U L T R A D U M P
Impossible.....
AHAHDHFHFHHF
this is litraly polnareff in the piture
@@mr.mlaststandsite813 its kars
Joseph after calculating Lisa Lisa's age 50 years ago when she was a baby
*_Ascend_*
@@amonkey4707 Joe's Kay He Gah She Caught A
Joseph then realising she's also his mother
50-50=0
Very niceuu.
I mean she could range from 0 to 2 so she could be either 50, 51 or 52
I love how all of the other villains themes are dark and mysterious, while Kars just has cinematic dubstep.
Something more contemplative is needed to underscore the real power of the perfect creature he has become.
Kira 🗿
Dawg ain’t tryna hide.
He’s *THE ULTIMATE GODDAMN LIFEFORM.* Why shouldn’t you show off?
He no longer needs to hide in the shadows
@@BobbinRobbin777
*Point to be noted*
Kira when he realises that he also has hands
But not woman hands
kira from part 8 already realized that
@@khulegt504 !%@#$^%#%#!
@@gabrielcristian8038 not if he doesn't want
Ew he is not gay after all
When you predict what Joseph is going to say:
That... didn't pan out very well for Esidisi.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 yea he got killed by a beanie
Your next line will be:
OH MY GOD!!!
Luis Renato Ortiz Zavala OH MY GOD- NANI
@@gyutarogaming917 bet.
Every stand user in a 100 mile radius when Polnareff is alone for 5 seconds
Xdxd
in a bathroom, most especific
This is a test
@@mr.0511 Wouldn't you agree,
Robowiko
Jean piarre polneriff?
Araki realizing he can create a whole new power system 3 parts into his story and nobody can stop him
best decision ever
Technically diavolo is eternally surviving
And it got boring after half of part 5
@@vp1011 Along with a whole new universe
@@ruben0222 and a lot more complicated things too.
My parents finally understanding why an online game can't be paused
Imao
bro that'll never happen
unless youre jotaro
Fool... My parents have long surpassed that point
They are Gamer/weebs, they also understand why you don't watch Anime on your widescreen TV
Oh they know, they just don't care
When the blind kid says, "Ah yes, I see."
Ah yes, I see
Sound like a Toph (from avatar) jokes
kakyoin?
Uhh
Ah yes
Rohan when he writes "immortal" on himself
... adding that to the part four plot hole pile
He could've put "Ultimate Lifeform" on DIO, then Mista would have in-laws.
he would write brain and not disgusting in oku and josuke
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 dio already being the ultimate life form in novel
@@alvitorasendrya1371
Which novel?
1800: in the future there will be flying cars
1939: FLYING KARS
yes
People in the 1800s: What do you mean flying cars? Whats a car?
JOKE OF THE CENTURY
@@lama99654 well, first vehicles were invented in 1670s but only started developing globally in the second half of 19th century
This is genius man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah xD
When Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ends with ''Based on a true story''
When you finish reading the Last JoJolion chapter and realise you finished all of Jojo:
@@Lifegotmid just gonna wait for part 9
@@Lifegotmid I wouldn’t say finish but more like caught up.
It definitely FEELS like the sort of story that's 'So unbelievable, it might be true' I always catch myself saying 'You can't make this shit up'
Holy shit, it all comes together.
Joseph Joestar : Don't worry guys
Joseph Joestar : I have a plan
*Joseph Joestar has left the game*
Kars Was banned for hacking
@@williamwidman711
Banned you mean
Stroheim: Vhy vould you do that Joseph?
Joseph: You heard Speedwagon say he's invincible now hurry!
Stroheim: Right! I'm coming Jojo!
*Rudol Von Stroheim has left the game*
Kars: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!
*TheUltimate_Lifeform69 has left the game*
Sleɘpy I’m the 1k like
I have a plane
Apple: *drops*
Isaac Newton:
*9.81* *ms-2*
*Kars laughing after falling into the ravine
Bass: *drops*
Everybody:
Underrated
Lol
You, when you realize that Kars is the only surviving villain in JoJo
So true 🙃😭
Santana
@@crmson3875 he meant main villains
I mean, Diavolo is *technically* still alive
@@alfalldoot6715 kind of
When you realize that Joseph's volcano eruption is a bigger version of the soda trick he used against the cops
Another thing i realized is that the aja mask looks like king crimson
Oh my god
holy sheet
Holy-
Hits the blunt
HOLY FUCK
When your friend says "I hate JoJo", but you realize hating on JoJo is a JoJo reference
DIOOOOOO
@Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo *extra sharp inale*
DIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh my fucking god
holy shit it's Dio
Kars was so ultimate, he brought back music from the future to celebrate his ascension.
+Montesama314 For reference Part II takes place in 1938, Dubstep as a genre came about around 1990.
DiosBabilonia you're welcome.
+DiosBabilonia Lmao roast
+Montesama314 Best comment
Gotta love the 1930's ancient aztec dubstep.
I love how it doesn't sound creepy, disturbing or even evil. It's just powerful. Pure, unstoppable power. To me it even sounds like the song is having trouble to even hold that power, with those wobbly dubstep sounds. It sounds like disaster like an earthquake or a tsunami, but covering the entire world. Like something that you just can't stop or run away from
I've seen people say that this track doesn't fit Kars at all, but I think it does a fantastic job at that
"something you can't run away from"
Joseph would disagree
When you realize that DIO has been in that coffin longer than kars has been in space.
Yeah but Dio got out. Kars will never come back... *hopefully*
@@bumblebeelebird7345 'you thought there was gonna be a new villain, BUT IT WAS I,KARS'
@@bumblebeelebird7345There is a possibility that Kars escaped from space after Part 6
@@bumblebeelebird7345scientifically speaking, he will. Whatever you throw to outer space starts am elliptical trajectory until it comes back to earth. Thats why we dont send nuclear waste to space and also why same comets go by earth every now and then. Ut just takes a long time for that trajectory to complete, it could take thousands of years. But i dont think kars really cares about hie long it would take
@@BestMCCedits Me watching that scene after I've played kerbal space program:
I like how most of Battle Tendency’s music starts off normal, then goes straight to dubstep requiem
*_AYAYAY_*
True, stil they are fantastic
Dubstep act 420 requiem over heaven
What’s the difference between pillar men and vampires? Well you see
D U B S T E P
stepdub
Writer: The sky is blue
Literature and philosophy teachers:
I see what u did there
Jojo part 4: Yellow, take it or leave it
Hi steve im your subscriber
MY BRAIN CELLS CANNOT HANDLE THIS, MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.
I don't get it.
What I love about Jojo is the community, the Iconic moments, and just how proud the show is about its weirdness. Embrace your weirdness everyone.
I would definitely vote for diavolo as president
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises he probably was at one point
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises I mean he is technically the president of Italy since it's been said that Passione controls all things that go in and out of the country
sorry Diavolo but my vote goes for Valentine
@@axolatte different country 🗿
I love the irony of how Kars is defeated, because he was beaten on a technicality
That's exactly the kind of victories Joseph was so good at making happen
Yeah. What I truly love about Joseph is that he wins not by a brutefprce he almost always loses in it but by intelligence and strategy.
If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question.
:O you deserve my like
Random comment is random.
...
When you realize that when and then and where and there rhyme but not what and that
Hen here hat?
(1987) Hirohiko Araki having an epiphany on how to start JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Colored
alright we're gonna start this series with a completely unrelated blood sacrifice
@Adhi Wicaksono calling it now he'll have 36 balls at the end, one for each kars on mars
Araki coming up with the concept of stands to avoid power escalation
ironically power escalation has been going up pretty crazy in jojo because of stands
it fluctuates over very specific situational stands and stupidly overpowered stands
When you realize the picture of Kars is slowly moving backwards during the entire video.
Oh my goooddd
.......you truly are the ultimate life form
bros got the ultimate iq
HOLY SHIIIIIIT
Bro has the ultimate eyesight
Me at 4th grade attaining the knowledge of negative numbers while others still believe 0 to be the smallest number:
Me in grade 1 knowing abt infinity as the largest number:
@@RajeshSingh-sb7hgme in kindergarten knowing infinity technically isn’t a number:
me before kindergarten not knowing shit:
That just destroyed the point of the memes we made
Okuyasu when Rohan writes "Smart" on him
Oh god, imagine how okayusu would use the hand
Ultimate life form Okuyasu and his Stand The Hand ACT 69 Requiem Over Heaven
@@vanguardtrainer924 nah, tge hand requiem make him smart
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED IS KIRA IF OKUYASU ACTUALLY WAS SMART
@@snackboxone364 lmao
Okuyasu will just use the move he called teleportation and erased Kira's hand and head
Joseph when he realize lungs are vital for non-hamon users too
Lmao
Lol
Lungs are vital for every Life-users
@@justsomedinosaur9440 not quite. There are other ways to absorb oxygen.
@@Raihan_Badat Fish use gills and some bugs absorb it straight through their skin.
Me after finding the "Jo" in "Higashikata":
the ultimate lifeform
Just in case you don’t know
Josuke is made up of 2 kanji (Japanese symbols) jo and suke. However the specific kanji used for the suke in josuke’s name can also be read as jo. Thus jojo (:
@@maycontainmustard6976 fr? I thought the Jo in Higashikata was the g
@@turrarusgzg It's called onyomi. Japanese loves to do it, they're all over the place. Especially in names
@@diegoxavier9107 That's also why Kakyoin is called Noriaki instead of Tenmei (The name Araki intended)
anime watchers: stop spoiling everything
manga reader: *NO*
light novel reader:
Light novel readers: _amateurs._
36 KARS ON *M A R S*
Light novel readers: they're amateurs plain stupid if you ask me
The guy who play animal crossing without subtitles
The guy who has speedwagon pfp
He is a God
@@zagoat9384 yes
SPEEEEEEDWAGONNNN
if the japanese version maybe , but the normal version is just impossible
Me after realizing king crimson has the colors of Italy:
Shit ur right
and kakyoin's chest has the shape of japan's flag
@@snake_eater1963 that's absolutely crazy💀
@@snake_eater1963nah💀
Literally the best villain theme ever. You hear this and are hype but also terrified
Not really,we have other themes such as
Made in heavens theme
Did i saw you in Devil Never Cry???
When we finally discover how many loafs of bread William Zeppelin has eaten in his lifetime:
since he looks somewhere in his 20, its probably around *17800*
@@rhymiGD but bread doesn't have that much sugar
@@saltysand na but human saliva has enzymes in it that converts gluten into sugar
Meh... He is gluten free
@@randomperson1955 he's 50 years old
When you realize Joseph turns 100 this year.
Edit: That moment when Joseph would be one hundred years old today...happy birthday ya sh*t stained geezer! May you live forever!
When you realize there’s a pandemic:
and that old people are at risk against the pandemic:
@@dexieleighyan2625 I have a feeling Joseph's already got some experience with social distancing, just ask Josuke's mom.
But still has only lived for a 1000th of Kars' lifetime
I share my birthday with Joseph 27/09/XX (I'm British and don't want to reveal my real age)
0:51 gave me chills, really gives the godlike vibes
Especially the chopping part.
The chords are also in a tone that give an "oh you fucked up BAD now". holy shit this is my absolute fav part.
When araki finally ends jojo and writes "based on a true story" and you realise the story was about araki himself as a writer and the ideas he had that he wanted to share with the world, as well as his journey through life which helped inspire those ideas and how certain concepts were perceived by him, which then got all applied to said story under the pretences of said story in order to share them.
Bro described everything in fiction
Bro is an English teacher
When you realize that if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna
Oh boy, this reminds me of 9/11 (dark joke)
You add, subtract, multiply, divide anything to infinity, you still have infinity.
Oh fuck out of all the comments this one actually got me
@@agulol6492 cusred commetn 😳
@Low xang yen See what happens when you try to divide it by zero. Zero is the only exception.
[Insert Speedwagon losing his shit here]
BZDsentai Dear God...
BZDsentai GOD!!
BZDsentai EVEN SPEEDWAGUN IS AFRAIDD!!!!1!!!!1! you're welcome
You damn right I'm losing my shit
Even Speedwagon is afraid.
The whole jojo universe after rohan accidentally writes “smart” on okuyasu
Okuyasu gets the stand
ZA ARMS
How the fuck do you “accidentally” write something
When araki hits 100 and he still looks like he's in his 20s
He is Ultimate Life Form
HAMON!
basically dio.
Hes a hamon and a vampire!
When this mf Araki turns 70 and he still looks the same imma start thinking he's a vampire or this mf mastered hamon
Teacher: There are three states of matter: Solid, Liquid, and Gas
The kid who knows about plasma:
Some guy: There are only 3 pillar men: Wamuu, Esidesi, and Kars.
The guy who remembers Santana:
Aqueous
@Mr BadAccent kid who knows that is not a state of matter, it's a whole set:
That was me
dude 444 likes
When you realize josuke’s dad is older than his granddad and that his nephew is older than him and that his ancencestor’s son is younger than him
Nice
@Totally Not The Bossu HEY ARE YOU THE GUY THAT KILLED MY SON'S WHITE-HAIRED FRIEND?
@Totally Not The Bossu oh ok sorry to bother.
@Totally Not The Bossu
i would rather consider it to be more of a bizarre family
@Totally Not The Bossu wait a minute.......PHILLIP IS THAT YOU?
he's immortal! unkillable! unmatched!
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
Pov: you're reading the comments while Kars is staring at you
me rn
He i not looking at the camera you goofball
When you finally figure out what Obama's last name is
Arthur it’s care
Look up “Obama full name”
It’s II
Listen kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is-
Well what is it
Obama Obama
Problem solved
Araki’s brain while making jojo
What if araki forgot to put the phrase "True story"
Cuz u know he forgets
And never gets old
@@muhammadavdol9108 Araki can't get old because he is a Hamon user
@@captaincool9636 or a pillarman
@@bepeplia5086 or a vampire
@@Neotrinax or the ultimate life form
When you realise the kars image has been slowly zooming out for the whole video
This is an actually good one
When villans can finally use friendship power:
When you figure out redstone mechanics in Minecraft
The redstone of Aja
[succ ZA DUSTO] it took me 2 weeks to understand your comment
Peeks through keyhole:
69 likes
Nice
The REDSTONE OF AJA
When you can make potions without looking up the recipes online
They guy who invented the uno reverse card must've been like:
The Japanese hightschooller when he realize he can stop time
I just made it 669
The pink haired crusader when he realised Dio’s ability
@@kierancc9095 im pretty sure his hair color is reddish-pink
Lol this me when the guy next to me has uno and I'm holding a draw four and I know the color they have
In many other animes, when the villain reaches immortality he simply dies after that with the excuse of losing his power or friendship power...
But to think that kars was lost in space is freakish
Aliens: oh wow cool r- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Kars: *aggressive aztec dubstep*
On this day 35 years ago a Masterpiece of a Manga known as "Jojo's Bizzare Adventures" started
#ThankyouHirohikoAraki
The world gave birth to him!
WHOEVER DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR PART TWOS ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK TO BE DUBSTEP NEEDS A RAISE
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RAIS?
@@Al_musawi14 B-BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO WAGER-
that man : *casually becomes the boss of Jojo and puts dubstep everywhere*
Maybe part 6 should have dubstep
@@Thaisistercunny part 6 dubstep would be awesome
When you, a fool, don't fall for the Thunder Cross Split Attack
U FELL 4 IT U FOOL! ZA WARUDO!!1!!! TIME STOP!!1!! *Laughs in meme* U fell for it. THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!
@@ArtistThatNeverW4s Please consider deleting system 32 off of your computer, please
@@ArtistThatNeverW4s OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE THIS GUYS DEAD MEMES WITH MORE DEAD MEMES AINT THAT WACKY
Zakoji rero
Rero
Rero
Rero
The doctor said that the cancer ive contracted from reading these replies is terminal
That feeling when you achieve the goal you long for. You have finally conquered it. So Beautiful!
When you finally get the legendary weapon you’ve been grinding for
3rd graders when they found out that there are numbers before zero.
Forester Master actually 1st graders bc we knew numbers before zero in 2nd grade
@@strewbeerry tru
@@strewbeerry r/whoosh
Dio Brando This isn’t a whoosh moment. He understands the joke, but just correcting a minor flaw
@@bullymaguire431 yeah, stupid
Mothers when they realized an online game can't be paused:
NANIIII
Gamers: Finally!
Hell yeah GAMER moment
If only
Let's put aside all the jokes and say honestly that we watched it with goosebumps all over our bodies and were shocked that Kars was able to achieve his goal
This is officially 10 years old now 🥲.
noooOOOOOOOOO
"Mistakes make you stronger"
The man who controlled Mr. Joestar's horses on a rainy day:
no he was weak af because he caused the entire story to even begin.
@@chou464 r/wooooosh
@@eric5239 ey dumbass what i said was part of the joke
@@chou464 oh right, I see what you mean now. XD sorry
Correction, Mr. Joestur.
When you realize that Joseph outsmarted a lifeform with 400 IQ:
He won by sheer luck.
@@adamnouiguer3430 debunked. He had hermit purple
@@adamnouiguer3430 HE still out lucked the ultimate lifeform meaning his luck transcends mere mortals
@@adamnouiguer3430 and because a cyborg nazi aided him multiple times
@@igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979 oh pls atleast its not time manipulating ability and still lose half of the crew against a mortal being..
Can’t believe this man was beaten by a guy who’s special move is to run away
Not only that,but until he became braindead he kept thinking that dude planned everything while in reality it was just stupid luck and got trolled to death
When Johnny finally stands up
Chumini
Okuyasu when he realized that he can just be alive again after dying
How???
Breaking News: Man literally too stupid to die
@@bronzenillo5170 In part 4 he said he saw his brother asking where he wanted to be, Okuyasu said Morioh instead of Heaven then he went back to life
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 ah yes, okuyasu basicaly hespawned in morioh kk
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 my man literally said "not yet"
When someone deflects the emerald splash
*gasps in hierophant green*
*no one can just deflect the emerald splash*
LERO LERO LERO stops
Wassup comment thief
srry but u cant
Araki waking up one day, simply deciding to write absolute peak:
Jotaro when he realized he forgot to buy that kid the ice cream he promised:
That kid become a villian an he tried to freeze the entire world
@@Hans172.Grew up to be Ghiaccio
When you’re playing uno and you draw a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Nani!
Fnaflover Fazbears Omae wa mou shindeiru
Wait... That is ilegal
But then you play a Mewtwo
But your opponent has a block card and 7 4+ cards
When ur crush says she loves you too and your alarm clock don't start beeping
I don't get it damm
@@nacolol7168 He means that you aren't dreaming about it.
Noah Bonaparte but realise you live alone
ULTIMATE LIFE FORM
Everyone deserves to feel this. Let’s get after it, kings.
Kars coming back to earth just to kill diavolo is canon
This song is perfect, not just in terms of being legitimately *good,* but also because of the _context_ of when it plays.
The year is 1939. In spite of this, it is, from beginning to end, almost entirely composed of *_Dubsteb._* That makes it completely sell the fact that the Ultimate Lifeform is _far_ beyond everyone else in the current setting.
KARS IS EVOLVING, AND PRESSING B DOES NOTHING!!!
Pressing b=USELESS
KONO DIO DA
+TheLeadPool Quick! Fire the Everstone Bombs!
...What do you MEAN, we don't have Everstone Bombs?! Do you know who we're dealing with?!
+SliverEmperor Don't worry, I got enough bomb to set this bastard back in time !
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN ! BITE ZA DUSTO !!!
***** don't forget about armored-man-that-can-survive-to-a-fucking-volcano
2:33 and on is just pure goosebumps
2:49 Now there is no weakness to help us to defeat kars.
When you lose rock paper scissors against your reflection.
Hol up
Hanged man?
Me: Nani!?
Reflection: I have evolved far past you, you wretched fool!
Wait wha-
Wait a minute
"Mistakes make you stronger"
Narancia after failing every test:
🅱️OXEN
Fat boy sub stand
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES!
Narancia is invincible but only died because his soul was transported the Giorno's non-invincible body by Silver Chariot Requiem
Made In Star Aerosmith:The World : Prime Requiem Over Heaven
act 4* you forgot that
When the doctor says you have 20 hours to live but then you kill him and the judge gives you 20 years
How People feel during an online argument when they pull an IP address:
Its crazy how humans named an entire medium of transportation after Kars.
Kars does not sound like cars , cars sound like Kars.
@@lorddarkrai5753 real
@@lorddarkrai5753 No I would disagree, Kars sounds like Cars more than Cars sounds like Kars.
Even weirder that they named the one transport that doesn’t either fly or go to space after him
and 3 movies
When you find out that in the past everything wasn't black and white:
Where's your proof?
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Facts
Hm colored ww2 footage (i get the joke sorry if i ruined it)
My dumbass thought you were referring to morality lol. How you matured as a person and looking back in your life and realize there are many point of views.
Kars when he becomes the ultimate life form:
Oh that would fit perfectly.
Wait, if the guy on the background ain't Kars, who is he ?
Instead of escaping the speedwagon foundation Santana simply stopped thinking
When someone escapes the Thunder Cross split attack
Nani Baka owo
When someone deflects the Emerald Splash
*HINJAKU HINJAKU!*
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
He protec but he also attac
Friend: Dude your zippers are open haha.
Me: Why would you look there?
Me: THAT IS THE DISTINCT TASTE OF A LIAR, GIORNO GIOVANNA!
STICKY FINGAAAASSS
ZIPPER MAN!
Z A S T I C K Y H A N D O S F I N G A S S S
@@tong6644 LMAO
I'm still amazexd that they managed to pull off aztec gigachad vampires + dubstep combo so well. I can only imagine how shocked the excel guys at the studio were after hearing that idea
SPOILER:
This shit would've been awedome to hear in the Made In Heaven fight or transformation
No because the comment section would be ruined with a bunch of people spoiling Part 6.
every other villain theme: dark, menacing, scary
Kars: *oh yeah rave time*
AYAYAYAY....
To be fair, the ultimate life form only deserves the ultimate theme.
Oh yeah *raven* time
Part 2 has the best OST. Dubstep and trap are perfect for the Pillar Men- so impossibly tough and hard that it's kind of funny
Al Squeezy dubstep is my favorite genre from the late 1930’s
Kids when they find out their mom isn’t called mom:
i'd like, but it's at 420
Like Ian Hecox
@@zDaanz. it's at 699
i don't get it, explain please
@@zDaanz. i don't get it, explain please
when you realise giorno can live forever by replacing his failing organs so he cant die of age:
Technically he can replace his full body, if GER can turn tiny rock into 4 scorpions
literal god tier dubstep
When you figure out that every book is a remix of the dictionary.
Jabberwocky appears
*this music plays*
@H M bigbrain IQ
@@iggiplazer4815 infinity brain IQ
When you figure out that everything in this world are just remixes of the element chart.
@@hasanbassari7364 oh shid thats deep
When you find the “Jo” in “Higashgikata
Rohan when he writes *"Knows the name of the killer."* on a random citizen.
Rohan can use heaven's door on himself
@@ahhjeue2996 no he cant lol
@@saltysand check Reddit
ahhjeue louvre isn’t canon
@@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182 oh fuck
“I know how King Crimson works.”
King crimson, instead of time, manipulates fate or the future if you're adamant about it manipulating time.
Regardless of what you name it, it plays out the same : Diavolo activates king crimson's epitaph allowing him to see the next 10 seconds with perfect accuracy, everyone was fated to move a certain way and they do. Diavolo, however can ignore his fate for those 10 seconds and move freely in an intangible state meaning he can't attack himself or take damage in "erased time".
Once the 10 seconds run out however, he can instantly attack but he can only be in one place. He can trick people unaware of his ability by taunting them just before skipping time so they attack then but the attack will just faze through him and hit whatever's on the other side due to its inertia, be it another person or an object.
How do you think a mind is supposed to react if its destiny is completely changed? It gets severely disoriented.
In essence, king crimson is the original D4C, it can create a space were its own misfortune is negated and it can heal or essentially create a new user that has the same memories and motivation as the previous one.
About some theoretical matchups: The world inserts actual time in a timeline, adding extra fate where diaVolo has no control over since no actual time oasses, that is to day there are no fated events in between a fraction of an instant. Essentially king crimson gets donuted.
Against killer queen, in direct combat diavolo can be as reckless as he wants because he can negate the first bomb detonating or prevent him getting touched. If kira uses bites the dust on him, the first time he will blow up and time will rewind, the second time, king crimson will protect him from exploding meaning only kira gets sent back in time while the rest of the world just continues the timeline loop free while kira and whoever the bomb was planted on (it's not clear whether the host has to be a stand user or not since we only saw it on Hayato and the Paramedic lady who, as far a s we know weren't stand users) are stuck in the 1 hour loop, unfortunately he is unaware of what happens in each rewind, besides what he can glean from the people around him, he might therefore never figure it out and have trapped himself.
King crimson against king crimson is a stalemate but eventually boils down to which diavolo uses it the least, making it a very hardboiled and stamina driven battle.
If diavolo uses king crimson while time reaches a singularity point caused by made in heaven, he can temporarily avoid being compressed to the point from which the big bang sprung. Thus however is only in 10 second intervals and relies on diavolo's stamina, that is if earth wasn't destroyed already or he simply dies of old age which once again depends on his stamina. Her his future sight is severely shitrend because of course that time frame is accelerated. Made in heaven could sneak up on him like that already, preventing his personality and possibly his stand from returning in the new universe.
D4C can get blitzed by king crimson while it positions itself just when it emerges with a new valentine. He would die yo the menger amalgamation though since it's a constant effect unless it happens within 10 seconds where he becomes intangible while the other diavolo is consumed, thereby removing the danger. Against love train he can't do anything really since it is a reaction effect that doesn't rely on fate but on instant reflection, making diavolo's attacks useless, he might be able to phaze through the screen and kill valentine inside it though.
@@ricardolouage1662 taht sum long speec chu got dher anywei tis mast bi work of en enimy sten!.
I know how D4C works
@@hunk-909 D4C ultimate ...
Did it happen in Jorge Joestar ? I don't remember...
King crimson ability is that he can see 10 seconds in the future and erase 10 seconds into the future
When you realize every book is a remix of the dictionary:
lmfao