I don't know, dude, I think everybody's all jealous and- 'Cause, I'm like, the lead singer of a band, dude And I think everybody's got a freakin' problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show, because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer in D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him Becky, oh my freakin' God, it's Eminem I swear to freakin' God, dude, you freakin' rock Please, Marshall, please let me - your -?" And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my a cappella's All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me "Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me" Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a - on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be This rock star -, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because these These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band (alright, okay, alright) Baby, yeah (give me that mic, man, you goin' cray) (Come on, man) yeah (give me this mic) Ow, yeah You just wanna see a n- backwards, don't you? ADAT? How come we don't rap off Pro Tools? Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva) What the - is wrong with that dressing room? 'Cause our - is lookin' smaller than a decimal See, I know how to rap, (uh-huh) it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So, I'm more intact, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back Look at Em', little punk ass, thinkin' he the- Yeah, I know, man, by himself takin' on a flick Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue No, I had an interview, not you two You gon' be late for sound check (man, I ain't goin' to sound check) Man, our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best) You know what, man? I'ma say somethin' (hey, yo, Em') You got somethin' to say? (Man, nothin') I thought you was 'bout to tell him off, man, what's up? And I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be crew Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear (oh, man, whatever) I swear, man These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singers rock, but the group is not Went from sold-out arenas to amusement parks How I'm gon' let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts (hey, yo, what's?) Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan every time I hear "Hey, dude, I love your band" We ain't a band, we don't play instruments So, why he get ninety and we only get ten percent? And these guys actin' funny, every area code (Proof, carry my bag) b-, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the - are you? Where's Obie and Dre?) Damn it, I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some- (take this) "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back "Superman" video, oh, I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions F- Marshall, ask us the questions Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" "But what about Eminem?" are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group Big ass stomach, b- think I'm cute (hey, sexy) 50 told me to do sit ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up (ugh) D12, I'm outta this band I'm 'bout the start a group with The Real Roxanne Girl, why can't you see you're the Only one for me? And it just Tears my ass apart to know that You don't know my name (man, f- this) These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha, ha) But they all on me like they wanna hold hands (Marshall) 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah) All because I'm the new sing- My band, my band (the band) My band (our band), my band (the band) My band (you man), my band (you man) My band (Roxanne), my band (Shantan) My band (lesbian) Yeah, ayo The hottest boy band in the world D12 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get All the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa (whoo, ooh) Look out for my next single It's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants, my salsa
@@lewis-da Then tell me witch one because I listen to all of them and they are very simple. There are songs that I like more but quality of production in this on better
@@thebegining4613 Other Em self-produced songs that I think are better could be The Way I Am, basically all of TES, We As Americans, When Im Gone, etc. Most of those other beats were a lot better in terms of production, style, melody and what not.
@@lewis-daI guess it's just opinion but I think out of these songs only Business and Drips are complex enough to be on My Band level, maybe Superman and My Dad Going Crazy other beats are just too simple. Business may have best production
Here's a song that I helped my dad write: They're always tryin to steal my baby nose Well if they do I'm gonna break all their toes They know that unripe fruit is special to me So, don't you ever steal my baby nose
"They're always tryin' to steal my baby nose, But if they touch it then I'll break up their bones They have no idea how this shit really goes Come at me and you'll already know So I sit on the floor right? Got my rights Dad walks up to me and he's all like "Sup baby my name's big daddy I'm bout to see if you're good and ready" I'm like "Oh my god again? Are you fricking joking it's that time again?" "Yup, buddy you're in my home, I'm about to pick on that baby nose" then I'm like "OH MY GOD LET GO, I'M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO HAVE A THROW" and by now, the rest of my face gets redder, there's no way that this gets better? (I gotchu 😂)
Non facciamo, giri di parole Le parole sono per le signore stanno i gigli ai Parioli Andiamo la Sto comm o schizza petrolio se poi muoio stai qua io la Sei una frutta una mela Pratica lingoio olio su tela olio su olio Salto la corsa Salto la corda Perché con la corda no Endurance jumoing salto sulla sorda Anche se è sordo muta Le scrivo una Cartolina sordo muta Una canzoncina advertising benvenuta buongiorno sordomuta Carolina che sta nuda Mi guarda bah Ok Prendi un Oki Par a monkey Faccia mi gela di Ghiaccio o hockey Ok Bevo bombey Scegli diga o finestra Scegli figa o palestra Scelgo mutanda molesta Renato balestra faccio ginnastica mi sento un anguilla Tu sei di plastica come il mio Godzilla Mangi la pasta, la pasta Barilla Fessa Futuristica non squilla Non brilla Gioca con la mia biglia Ma come una tennista Non t'ho più vista, sei una teppista, Sistah Sentire la tua temperatura T sta frienn a fess famm o cazz in tempura FATTO Che scacco matto Si scaccola marco Non marco il suo collo Ma a scuola di ballo Balla con Franco Ma Franco non balla Ma non Franco bollo Che balla con Marca ma marca da bollo Il colmo di un gallo Ballare su un uovo Stracolmo di bamba Come il mappamondo mi sento un bifolco Un porco una quaglia Ma voglio Una figa giaguara Una felpa di Zara Però costa cara Che cosa amara Allora me la fotto Vendetta vera non finirò in galera
Non me la prendo Se ogni tanto per lei Sono agitato e chiudo gli occhi alle sei Non me la prendo Se ottengo sapendo Ma tutti sti ragazzi Sai cosa stanno facendo? Mi faccio due passi anche otto se stendo ci riempio le foto con jampy E ti sento
I'm sick of my friends being broke all day, seeing the rich floss with my shit, oh miss I see that your a bright star, can i come sit? now come in polish my nob because that's your only real job, ha' ha' ha' there like ya' ya' ya', between my bro and I he's the only one with a bald spot, and I'm the one with coffin rot, chasing these dimes without a single tear drop, HALT! don't stop or dout this games a fuckin mess but I'm still truckin none the less,
I dunno dude. I think people are just all jealous and shit, cause I'm like the lead singer of the band, dude. And everyone's got like a fuckin problem with me dude, and they should just take it up with me after the show.
word weer veel te laat wakker met nog een jonko in de asbak stap uit mijn bed mijn bed en spoel mijn gezicht is in de wasbak pak de tram om 8u sochtend aan mijn school is waar ik afstap met mijn handen in mijn jaszak opzoek naar tabak oh shit ik heb het gevonden ik was opzoek naar wa tabak om een coutje te rollen alseblieft doe is wa rustig want et is nogg maar ochtend kmoet nog werken voor school ma fuck ik doe t wel morgen wel ma nee e fou wa had ge gedacht school is een prioriteit omdat ik money verwacht ik leer uit de fouten van de mensen die hun school hebben gelasht want wie zich spiegelt aan een ander, die spiegelt zich zacht. ik kom me barz bitch hebt ge mij begrepen wss nie ga naar school ge zult leren i aint rich yet ma toch kom ik er later wel word nie stapel gek wanneer ik later al mijn stapels tel je bitch zit mij te bellen, ik zeg er dat ik later bel ik ben op werken nu, ik heb geen zin ma ik sta der wel hebt ge dees net gehoord? dat is hoe ik rijmen kan ga naar school dan zult ge mij later wel nog begrijpen man
Locked in, sights honed, precision's my creed, Foreign queen by my side, in the shadows we breed. Edges keen, in her holster, secrets we feed, A lethal duo, poised to succeed. In the rap game, I'm the top dog, no denial, Dropping bars that sizzle, got that rap game on trial. Swagger on point, got that drip, that's my style, Spitting fire like a dragon, make 'em run for miles.
2 Cent Johnny, where tf is my crayons? I let you have the have the helmet, so you cannot have them. Heard you done sold 2 of them to ol' Pat Fields, I know all about it, he burnt your ass with the deal.
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, woah, woah Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa
My friends: [lyrics made by Me] (Man, Shut up!)These fans don't even know the name of my friends, why y'all asking me? Just ask Google, you're just jealous I have autism, I have more imaginary friends than you.
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee Because my salsa's secret is safe with me And once you taste it will make you go "wee" Due to my world famous salsa recipe
1:45 best part 🤣👌🏻
LAMO
LAMO
You my love
@@w1qewhat the hell
I don't know, dude, I think everybody's all jealous and-
'Cause, I'm like, the lead singer of a band, dude
And I think everybody's got a freakin' problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12, baby"
They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
Becky, oh my freakin' God, it's Eminem
I swear to freakin' God, dude, you freakin' rock
Please, Marshall, please let me - your -?"
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my a cappella's
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
"Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me"
Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a - on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rock star -, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because these
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band (alright, okay, alright)
Baby, yeah (give me that mic, man, you goin' cray)
(Come on, man) yeah (give me this mic)
Ow, yeah
You just wanna see a n- backwards, don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap off Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)
What the - is wrong with that dressing room?
'Cause our - is lookin' smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap, (uh-huh) it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So, I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back
Look at Em', little punk ass, thinkin' he the-
Yeah, I know, man, by himself takin' on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gon' be late for sound check (man, I ain't goin' to sound check)
Man, our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best)
You know what, man? I'ma say somethin' (hey, yo, Em')
You got somethin' to say? (Man, nothin')
I thought you was 'bout to tell him off, man, what's up?
And I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be crew
Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear (oh, man, whatever)
I swear, man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group is not
Went from sold-out arenas to amusement parks
How I'm gon' let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (hey, yo, what's?)
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan every time I hear
"Hey, dude, I love your band"
We ain't a band, we don't play instruments
So, why he get ninety and we only get ten percent?
And these guys actin' funny, every area code
(Proof, carry my bag) b-, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the - are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
Damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some- (take this)
"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back
"Superman" video, oh, I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
F- Marshall, ask us the questions
Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"
"But what about Eminem?" are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, b- think I'm cute (hey, sexy)
50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up (ugh)
D12, I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout the start a group with The Real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the
Only one for me? And it just
Tears my ass apart to know that
You don't know my name (man, f- this)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha, ha)
But they all on me like they wanna hold hands (Marshall)
'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah)
All because I'm the new sing-
My band, my band (the band)
My band (our band), my band (the band)
My band (you man), my band (you man)
My band (Roxanne), my band (Shantan)
My band (lesbian)
Yeah, ayo
The hottest boy band in the world
D12
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get
All the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa (whoo, ooh)
Look out for my next single
It's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Big ass stomach , bitches think I’m cute
Tried to do sit ups - did two and a half and couldn’t get up
3:44 i hear his voice hahah
the synth goes along with the melody of his voice hahah
4:48🔥
my salsa
where'd everybody go
My salsa 💃
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
4:48 My salsa XD
XD
😂
My salsa, my salsa o.O
3:44-4:00 is the best part
fax
0:35 "aNd iM aLL LiKE"
Insane mastery of making such an instrumental...
3:44
Honestly dude, that part of the song is catchy as shit… not gonna lie.
This is probably best produced Eminem song.
Not really.
@@lewis-da Then tell me witch one because I listen to all of them and they are very simple. There are songs that I like more but quality of production in this on better
@@thebegining4613 Other Em self-produced songs that I think are better could be The Way I Am, basically all of TES, We As Americans, When Im Gone, etc. Most of those other beats were a lot better in terms of production, style, melody and what not.
@@lewis-daI guess it's just opinion but I think out of these songs only Business and Drips are complex enough to be on My Band level, maybe Superman and My Dad Going Crazy other beats are just too simple. Business may have best production
@@thebegining4613and of that, My dads gone crazy and Business are Dre beats😂😂
2024 gang here
👇🏻😂
Who's listening to this song, this 2020?
me :))
Everyday
u know it
Everyday too
Well now it's 2021
*where'd everybody go?*
By now
the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat
And do my acapellas
Wonderful
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands.
Cause once i blow they'll know that i'll be the man
all because i’m the lead singer of my band
my band
My band
Nice job
Who’s listening to this song in 2023 and can’t get over it??
2023 still love it
goes hard
2024?
2024 still here
Jack Hoff - Purple Water Diss Track
Here's a song that I helped my dad write:
They're always tryin to steal my baby nose
Well if they do I'm gonna break all their toes
They know that unripe fruit is special to me
So, don't you ever steal my baby nose
"They're always tryin' to steal my baby nose,
But if they touch it then I'll break up their bones
They have no idea how this shit really goes
Come at me and you'll already know
So I sit on the floor right? Got my rights
Dad walks up to me and he's all like
"Sup baby my name's big daddy
I'm bout to see if you're good and ready"
I'm like "Oh my god again? Are you fricking joking it's that time again?"
"Yup, buddy you're in my home, I'm about to pick on that baby nose" then I'm like "OH MY GOD LET GO, I'M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO HAVE A THROW" and by now, the rest of my face gets redder, there's no way that this gets better? (I gotchu 😂)
@@scott86747WOAH- THATS TALENT NGL 😭😭
Nicee
Non facciamo, giri di parole
Le parole sono per le signore stanno i gigli ai Parioli
Andiamo la
Sto comm o schizza petrolio se poi muoio stai qua io la
Sei una frutta una mela
Pratica lingoio
olio su tela
olio su olio
Salto la corsa
Salto la corda
Perché con la corda no Endurance jumoing
salto sulla sorda
Anche se è sordo muta
Le scrivo una
Cartolina sordo muta
Una canzoncina advertising
benvenuta buongiorno sordomuta
Carolina che sta nuda
Mi guarda bah
Ok
Prendi un Oki
Par a monkey
Faccia mi gela di
Ghiaccio o hockey
Ok
Bevo bombey
Scegli diga o finestra
Scegli figa o palestra
Scelgo mutanda molesta
Renato balestra
faccio ginnastica mi sento un anguilla
Tu sei di plastica come il mio Godzilla
Mangi la pasta, la pasta Barilla
Fessa
Futuristica non squilla
Non brilla
Gioca con la mia biglia
Ma come una tennista
Non t'ho più vista, sei una teppista,
Sistah
Sentire la tua temperatura
T sta frienn a fess famm o cazz in tempura
FATTO
Che scacco matto
Si scaccola marco
Non marco il suo collo
Ma a scuola di ballo
Balla con Franco
Ma
Franco non balla
Ma non Franco bollo
Che balla con Marca ma marca da bollo
Il colmo di un gallo
Ballare su un uovo
Stracolmo di bamba
Come il mappamondo
mi sento un bifolco
Un porco una quaglia
Ma voglio
Una figa giaguara
Una felpa di Zara
Però costa cara
Che cosa amara
Allora me la fotto
Vendetta vera non finirò in galera
Anyone here 2024 🎉😂
howdy ✌🏽
yea
1:00 nice
Non me la prendo
Se ogni tanto per lei
Sono agitato e chiudo gli occhi alle sei
Non me la prendo
Se ottengo sapendo
Ma tutti sti ragazzi
Sai cosa stanno facendo?
Mi faccio due passi anche otto se stendo ci riempio le foto con jampy
E ti sento
Nice
Its god like bit from past, in our time no one cant do bits like that, and its f bad
4:48
My salsa x???
1:45 mlr 🔥🔥
2023 now
2j 4lyf
I love singing. So I made a song with the beautiful beat
🤜🙏🤝
4:30
2023
this beat is goofy asf but kinda hard in a way
I'm sick of my friends being broke all day, seeing the rich floss with my shit, oh miss I see that your a bright star, can i come sit? now come in polish my nob because that's your only real job, ha' ha' ha' there like ya' ya' ya', between my bro and I he's the only one with a bald spot, and I'm the one with coffin rot, chasing these dimes without a single tear drop, HALT! don't stop or dout this games a fuckin mess but I'm still truckin none the less,
2022 ??
lil kaneki si compra le views
Instruments?
That's why the producers get 90 and they only get 10 percent
2024 anyone?
0:30
3:18
5:00 🔥
tf
The timestamp is passed
Idk dude
xdddd
1:12 1:20 3:55
I love singing so I made a song
I dunno dude. I think people are just all jealous and shit, cause I'm like the lead singer of the band, dude. And everyone's got like a fuckin problem with me dude, and they should just take it up with me after the show.
word weer veel te laat wakker met nog een jonko in de asbak
stap uit mijn bed mijn bed en spoel mijn gezicht is in de wasbak
pak de tram om 8u sochtend aan mijn school is waar ik afstap
met mijn handen in mijn jaszak opzoek naar tabak
oh shit ik heb het gevonden ik was opzoek naar wa tabak om een coutje te rollen
alseblieft doe is wa rustig want et is nogg maar ochtend
kmoet nog werken voor school ma fuck ik doe t wel morgen
wel
ma nee e fou wa had ge gedacht
school is een prioriteit omdat ik money verwacht
ik leer uit de fouten van de mensen die hun school hebben gelasht
want wie zich spiegelt aan een ander,
die spiegelt zich zacht.
ik kom me barz bitch hebt ge mij begrepen
wss nie ga naar school ge zult leren
i aint rich yet ma toch kom ik er later wel
word nie stapel gek wanneer ik later al mijn stapels tel
je bitch zit mij te bellen, ik zeg er dat ik later bel
ik ben op werken nu, ik heb geen zin ma ik sta der wel
hebt ge dees net gehoord?
dat is hoe ik rijmen kan
ga naar school dan zult ge mij later wel nog begrijpen man
Hi
Locked in,
sights honed,
precision's my creed,
Foreign queen by my side, in the shadows we breed.
Edges keen,
in her holster,
secrets we feed,
A lethal duo, poised to succeed.
In the rap game, I'm the top dog, no denial,
Dropping bars that sizzle, got that rap game on trial.
Swagger on point, got that drip, that's my style,
Spitting fire like a dragon, make 'em run for miles.
2 Cent Johnny, where tf is my crayons? I let you have the have the helmet, so you cannot have them. Heard you done sold 2 of them to ol' Pat Fields, I know all about it, he burnt your ass with the deal.
0:13
Because these chick's don't even know the name of my band and they all on me like they went to hold hands
Man
composure, i’m not a loner get round there in a blacked out rover. i don’t know ya talk slower. if you chat shit then yeah i’ll smoke ya
Not me thinking this was by Eminem 😬
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, woah, woah
Look out for my next single, it's called
"My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
5:00🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ou
Remix
Is this copyright free? 🤨
Late but nope 💀
My friends: [lyrics made by Me] (Man, Shut up!)These fans don't even know the name of my friends, why y'all asking me? Just ask Google, you're just jealous I have autism, I have more imaginary friends than you.
بگو پیشرو رو چجوری میبینی
نابغه ها بدونه اون هیچی نی 😂😂😂😂
حضور درخشان ایرانیا 😂😂😂
@@Aryastheory ههههه😂
You don't know how to make my salsa hee hee
Because my salsa's secret is safe with me
And once you taste it will make you go "wee"
Due to my world famous salsa recipe
3:44
2022??
Me
0:07
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