How to rob a bank (And get away with it)
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In today’s video, we’re going to show you how to rob a bank. This includes how to pick the right bank, how to make a clean getaway, and most importantly, how to not get caught…
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As long as it is not filled with fucking adverts out the GD MFing ass. Thank you YT the GD re tarded idiot corpos.
I think my country's intelligence agency is trying to get me in trouble. Between the infantry tactics, 3d printed I T E M S, and videos like this I think I'm getting set up.
Dude if you’re posting this on CZcams then I doubt you are lnao
@@Popcorn_Pillow I like letting them know I know. Young anti-social male makes me a target.
Dude, I heard the first song in the video (Rob a Bank - Confetti) and I was like, “wait… I recognize this” and realized it’s confetti.
I haven’t heard of anyone else who likes confetti besides me
Imagine working at FBI just browsing through CZcams and stumbling upon this 😂
"There goes my new years dinner at family get-together, again..."
wdym mr CSIS officer, I don't know why my peanut butter recipe was replaced by how to create nuclear fusion.
0:04 FBI agent on this video
"ffs sake giving that info to mentally ill loners is OUR FUCKING THING!"
This video glows
Imagine my disappointment learning that robbing a bank wouldn't even pay off my student loan
Then rob the university duhh
nice profile picture
@cube_2593 you just need golden leader and then you're ready to destroy a space station
Edit: gold leader
just go work at the bank
If you get into the vault you can
The thought that statistically at least one person will watch this video and directly apply the knowledge in attempt to commit a crime is hilarious
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
The thing is, we'll never know.
@@R4in46bruh that hits hard
it could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
Me....
Excellent video, very inspiring.
Can you cover sieges and hostage situations next (preferably in the next couple of hours), would really appreciate it, thanks!
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
This one cracked me up almost as much as the video.
lol
(In minecraft)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video will undoubtedly lead to someone getting the confidence to pull this off.
And immediately caught as the police are looming for a glasses wearing nerd singing Katy Perry while riding a bike straining under their discord weight.
*close the handcuffs
"you should have watched the video 'till the end"
Self reporting is one of the best parts of the internet.
@@Veltrossthoand the surprisingly most common
@@SpartanXVII lmao hilarious comment
I have the perfect bank robbery plan: Get a job there doesn't matter the position, you just need to get in there. Now here's the beauty of this plan, the bank will just *give* you the money every week. And they're none the wiser.
(WORKING 2024) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
ITS CALLED A JOOOOBBBBBBBBBB !!!!!
If only they didn’t pay me like shit
@@azertic4057 wow people in your life must love you
@@thesimplecooks That just tells you that you are lacking high-paying skills or negotiated like shit/didn't negotiate at all.
In most US states, handing a bank teller a note that implies you are armed will get you the same charge as an armed robbery, regardless of whether you have a weapon or not
Lol I remember someone saying that if you're withdrawing a large amount of money and you're not comfortable saying it around other people just hand the teller a note saying how much you want to withdraw
gun also cost money so that way is more profit I guess
Yup family member worked at a prison and one of the inmates was doing 20 years for having a finger pistol in his pocket during a bank robbery.
@@puffy729sweet mercy what nut said that
Illinois does not. I’m pretty sure federal is similar to Illinois.
I love the realism of "don't do it, not because its illegal but because its just not worth it"
That “in minecraft” is load bearing on the level of Atlas himself
😂
The only successful robbery in this video is the 25% car loan lol
Not even, marines are willing participants.
*28% Car Interest Loan
God damn, banks really are the Robbers here.
But then how will they get to the crayon store
@@boblib3462Crayola is the real robber here
You forgot to mention bringing a diamond pickaxe, preferably with a high efficiency enchantment. Obsidian vaults can SERIOUSLY hamper any heist plans.
Don't forget the beacon with Haste II
My man brought fireworks, claimed it was dynamite. Drove away from the robbery by walking over to the McDonald's across the way and driving calmly away. They never caught him and I can say this because he passed away. Robberies happen a lot more than you think.
a true criminal
“There’s a guard”
“Watch the guard”
“Guard over there”
“It’s a guard”
“Spotted a guard”
“Hey there’s a guard”
“Check out the guard”
“Mind the guard”
“Check the guard”
“Guard”
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!?!? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!! *CLOAKER NOISES*
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
" THERE'S A SHIELD."
" FUCKING CLOAKER!"
Chains is in a pickle!
"Deberíamos haber contratado a un portugués."
The trackers are generally the width of a dollar bill and a half and hidden inside a bill (known as the dusty dollar). They'll be inside a special bill inside a stack of cash. You won't find them without special, purpose built equipment.
They can be destroyed with a cheap home built EMP
You can put the cash in a blackout bag which blocks GPS and the phone network, this will stop you from being tracked out of the door, then you can open the bag somewhere remote, and use a torch to see the circuitry in the ones built into the bills, or simply have the GPS pack fall out for the ones that are separate
In either case, you can just destroy them or abandon them without bringing them close to home
@@gunslingerspartan eh you can min max this a bit more (cheaper and more reliable)
cover notes with thick (or multi layer) aluminium foil
transfer to a room with shielding (faraday cage)
use any standard imaging system (xray/ultrasound/heck even microwave/ etc) to find and remove all metallic components
@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere you could also have a pocket metal detector, or in your bag if its a bit bigger, pass the stack near your pocket and you can know if it has a dye packet or anything of the sort, if the metal detector beeps shouldn`t be hard to rip out its audio box and replace it whit a vibrator or something to let you know if it triggered, i would say if it can trigger from a penny it can probably detect that type of stuff, if it doesn`t, it should not be too hard to modify it to be stronger for less battery time, in and out 10 minutes and you can be safe of dye packs and know if you want to put it in a box or not. though that kind of is what david is saying
@@AniviaS The only valid and not over-complicated answer in this comment section. People fail to realize how ridiculously easy it is to make a small emp, and even for a larger one you can make it from a microwave capacitor and hardware and electronics store materials
I just love the how, even if the video is just a joke, the comments are filled with discussions and tips on how to actually do it and what to look out for.
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
Except we are all here because we know that robbing a bank is the stupidest crime there is.
@@Monica_aka_Kansasnot everyone can be part of elite and rob from masses.
This crime available for the mass
“it’s not convenient, but neither is going to prison” story of my life😌
He’s discouraging us to rob a bank by telling us how to rob a bank
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
It's actually quite general, some banks may be harder to rob or easier
In Minecraft, you mean.
talk about a job well done right?
reverse psychology!
That odd feeling of dread you will lose a valued source of news as they turn to a life of crime instead.
Watch the end
You shouldn’t come in with a backpack, rather a plastic bag, and pickup your backpack in an alleyway so you can dump it without anyone’s notice of the robber ever having ”This particular backpack”. You should also consider having a second pair of clothes inside the backpack, you must change your clothes totally differently, maybe a different hoodie from a jacket, or sweatpants instead of jeans. The possibilities are endless future bank robbers in Minecraft. 😅
After only 7 days, this videos has managed to catch about 173,070 possible bank robbers
We're making it to a watchlist with this one.
Yes all 60K+ viewers 😂
CZcams recommends puttin me on a watchlist.
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
They’re listening
First time?
That's a tutorial no one asked for but everybody needed💲💲💲
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
Me money now, money now me me money. Money.
Of course no one asked for it. You can't ask for this type of shit
fuck man, fuckin pissing me off
The best part is that usually the ATF and FBI can only find the perpetrator using snitches if they pulled off the heist(s) exceptionally well. Also, if you target smaller stores, usually they won’t have silent arms or dye packs which is really good for your chances of success. Gas stations and convenience stores aren’t very good targets because they do have silent alarms a lot of the time.
if anything, i would recommend movie theaters. preferably the ones which hire teenagers. i personally work at one and on busier days i can have several hundred dollars on my till. you wouldn't want to target the box offices as they usually are in a locked area seperated by a wall (so not face to face to the employee) but the ones where you have to interact with the employee for everything (over the counter).
of course, we are only speculating here. i love my job.
and i dont rob my place.
@@featheroml If you do get robbed, I hope it's by paper and not by gunpoint.
Be wary though gas stations in certain areas will have armed staff.
Family pack of crayons and 28% interest on a car loan had me rolling on the floor
I work in retail phone sales and we are literally told to just give whatever the thieves they want, and I can tell you with some certainty, I’m not dying some a huge corporate entity can just right it all off anyway.
What huge corporate company is this?
Asking for a friend.
@@colemorrison8957Apple most likely
@@colemorrison8957 that seems like an interesting friend
write*
@@colemorrison8957 back in the 90s McD explicitly instructed us to always comply with robbers, unless they are trying to do something to you personally that you don't want. Our instructions literally included the phrase "The money is insured" and the explicit mention that even if it's all 12+ tills and they are all full at the end of shift, it is still never worth risking your safety, health, or even life over. The insurance company doesn't care about 10 or 20 thousand, if you get stabbed, no money in the world can make that go away entirely.
This is policy at all big corporations. McDonalds staff or BurgerKing staff are instructed to just give the robber the money. Same goes for places like Walmart or other chains of mega stores like that. If you get injured on the job, they are liable. Your workers comp is going to cost them so much more than whatever a thief can steal.
This video truly helped me. Just made over 5K, now in the process of washing the money to be completely safe. Thanks so much man :)
what
(in Minecraft)
no is on payday 2@@lonlxmanu.3912
Ask cartels or something they do it all day
We’ll never know if he’s telling the truth. He is using the correct terminology I think, but then again I’m just going off Saul Goodman lol.
Pleasure entering the FBI, CIA, KGB, MI6, and DGSE watchlists with you boys.
o7
I didn’t look this up, I just saw it, and found it to be an interesting way to entertain myself.
a better title would be: Watch this video if you want to be put on a government watchlist
Oh well, if someone is still watching me, they have a strong stomach, I aint even mad
already am, WHERE IS MY FREE WATCH
Shi they watching I’m watching ya feel me
Im only watching because I like Sir Swag LMAO
The government is already well aware of the risk I pose to national security
"I want my Payday 2" - Gus "The Dentist" Fring
Gustavo fring from los Payday hermanos
Remember to ask for loose bills only, no banded stacks, or have the teller take the bands off and spread the cash out in front of you before putting it in the bag
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
The tracking thing isn’t in the band , it’s inside a fake bill. You won’t see it
@@JoeRogansForehead no, nothing that thin would be able to be tracked unless it’s just RFID. Trackers inside cash are hollowed out stack of cash with a band. That’s the only way to fit the hardware needed to broadcast any type of trackable signal through gps and a cell network.
@@CJ-we6fv “At the heart of the TracPac System is the TracPac tracking device. The TracPac is the ONLY cash tracking device that can be completely hidden between just two bills of currency. It is flexible and can even be folded in half. The hidden TracPac is inserted into a larger stack of cash within a cash drawer or safe. Upon the theft of the cash, the TracPac automatically activates and begins transmitting its tracking signal. “
Your wrong
@@CJ-we6fv your completely wrong it’s in between two bills just look at the website of the company who makes it . Why are you so confident when your wrong
Imagine robbing the bank and the bank guy says to you that "you didnt bring a gun?"
Dawg got tired reporting the news, hes downright making it now lmao
The power of patreon allowing you guys to flip CZcams the bird is the greatest power play
It's literally like having plot armour
Thank you for the informative video. I shall use this often as I am currently the leader of an up and coming gang and was thinking about getting into the bank robbing industry. This will be a great help!😊
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
Ops on carb
Thanks a lot ! Now i'm on a watchlist🤗
Finally, someone to fill the shoes of good ol' 'EPIC HOW TO'.
I miss them.
I forgot about them
@@CapitalismSucks_420Lol, you’re broke.
"Man, I cannot wait to rob Scrooge McDuck's money bin! This video prepared me for everything!"
*The hallway of lasers, shark tightrope, motion detecting murder robots*
Don’t forget invisible saw blades
And the duck himself
At last! The tutorial we’ve all been waiting for.
We making it onto the watchlist with this one boys 🔥 🔥 🔥
Honestly disappointed that to clean the money they didn't suggest going to the pokies and just running it through the machines wihout playing. Just feed it in, cash it out, receive clean bills from desk with receipt that you got it at the casino, easy. Boy Boy did a great video agout it
That’s an Australian thing. If you do that pretty much anywhere else in the world you’d get caught immediately after. Also, anywhere else in the world you’d get taxed the hell out of.
Native American casino would be a good idea(California). Get a bunch of chips, have a few drinks ,play the minimum for a few hours. cash em in for clean bills 🤙🏾 probably wouldn’t do it over 1k and I believe you only get taxed on your winnings.. not sure
@@brandenmarshall3259all that for 1k ? You make more money stealing random bags in the street
Thanks for this minecraft tutorial. I’ll keep this in mind
THIS IS SO SMART THANKS DUDE 😊
We making it on the watchlist with this one‼️🔥
Man, mincrafts' intricate lore of illegal exploits are wild. What a story.
Thanks for the tips:)
We making it to the watchlist with this one 🗣🗣🗣
Makes you wonder if the Sawg team is planning something bigger and are wanting to spark up a wave of diversionary crime.
Going from gaming videos about guns to news videos to making news by waving guns around
Remember that your gear is very important. Make sure you understand your skills and are ready to use your build to the fullest. And that you understand whatever perkdeck you're using cause some of them are completely different playstyles. Guns too but you'll probably understand how those work too unless you're using something unconventional like how crossbows used to be the hotness a few years ago. Good luck fellow clowns, there really is nothing like it. o7
Thanks, you helped me pull it of.
Man all these comments make me want to play payday
“I NEED A MED BAGGGGG”
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking!
Whither the banks, my dear.
Just pick up Hacker and aced any ECM skills lol, go nuts.
the end reminds me of a tt video where a guy robs a bank but asks for a job, and sometime later a nother robber comes, wants money but he defends the bank
Thank you for this guide, it was very helpful
Wanted the Lockpicking Layer cameo as he opens the safe door lmao
"Click out of one... two is binding..."
*MASSIVE F**#CKING** CLUNK*
"-and we got that open. Now I'll do it one more time to show wasn't a fluke..."
Perfect. Now, I can make use of everything I learned as a dude who grew up around only girls and everybody will think a woman robbed the bank.
Thanks so much! Very detailed and informative.
By telling how to rob a bank he actually made us realize that it's totally not worth it.
I remember _years_ ago that old channel Epic How To.
Both they and Myth Busters _made_ how to rob a bank in MineCraft videos but they never released them because of what they found.
What did they find?
@@lammbokid0505For Epic How To they said something along the lines that they found out a way with researching online and that it wouldn’t be too difficult, if my memory is correct
@@Vital_Blinks correct, they said it was wayyyy easier than they expected and didn’t want to put it out there.
I think Myth Busters had the same conclusion. Or maybe they mentioned it to one of their ATF, FDA, or FBI buddies and were “politely asked” not to do it.
@@Jessie_Helms being a tv show, im sure myth busters would've had their lawyers overview the episode before releasing it and would've said "this is a terrible idea." rather than some fbi buddy theory
@@contextinvideos No Adam Savage has literally gone on record saying one of their buddies at the FBI- because the myth busters had buddies in the ATF, FDA, EPA, and FBI- talked to them about it
Thanks for the tutorial boss 🤜🤛
Useful Tutorial! Thank you so much, Really Helped!
I needed this thanks
Thanks for the insightful tips!
Thankies for the advice!
I dont know i haven't found this channel yet, but hell ya. Im hooked
Thank you man this is some good advice
Keep an eye on the news 📰 😉😉
This really helps with my day job, thanks!
Damn dude. This is golden content. Thank you ❤️🧡💛
Instructions unclear, serving 25 years for Aggravated Robbery.
thanks for the advice!
Watching this has definitely put me on a watchlist somewhere.
You forgot to put on the build of your character to make the run easier
Just the video i was looking for!
thank you for this kind tutorial 🤗
I love the unethical sir swag guides.
TO ANY SECURITY SERVICES VIEWING THIS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF COMMITTING ANY CRIMES.
Why u so paranoid, I though this was just about some minecraft map people were playing
Roses are red violets are blue, I'm on a watch list now and so are you
😂😂
yes
Thanks bro your a life saver 🙌 🙏 ❤
Fun fact: Bank Robberies have one of the highest clearance rates of any crime in the United States, since they are directly investigated by the FBI. A guy robbed three banks in my town last month, they found him in under a week and arrested him in the parking lot of the place I work✨
Thanks, I was just looking for a tutorial.
We getting on the watch list with this one 🔥 🔥
Thanks!!
Tried it, and it really works!❤
Nice try fed.
2 weeks later some cop would be like "Ha I knew it! He even searched it up on youtube"
thx dude,this video really helped!
Thank you for the information! I’ll definitely be trying this at home
Boutts steal christmass with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this is actually a good source for writing a crime story lmao
Thanks for the tutorial! ❤
I'll be sure to use you tips next time!
(In Minecraft of course)
TY bro need this for tmr
Yall if i worked at a bank im gon clean dye packs out for them, i gotta respect the hustle and i aint dying for a megacorp that dont pay dental benefits
Well if I wasn't on a watch list before( unlikely) I am now. Thanks king
Very helpful guide thank you!
Now this is what I want from my CZcams Recommendations!
We're not going to jail with this one🔥
I work with a guy that did time for robbing a bank. Chill dude
Imagine entering a bank armed and saying “GIVE ME A JOB!!!”
Thank you for the useful guide
I actually love this intro song
Ideal content change from the NWTB or real life patch notes
thank you so much, it actually worked. man you are a live saver!!!
thanks nsa, i'm falling for this one.
Did anyone else think this was gonna be a case study on some DB Cooper style robbery?