Creating OVERPOWERD SUPERHUMANS in Crusader Kings 3
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 6. 03. 2023
- I attempt the ultimate breeding challenge in Crusader Kings III - to collect all the traits in the game and create the most OVERPOWERED Character. I collected Genius, Beautiful, Pure Blooded, Fecund, Amazonian, Herculean, Shrewd, Athletic, Strong. Follow along as I strategically breed Eugene of France to manipulate their genetics to produce the perfect offspring with a wide range of traits, from genius and strong to attractive and quick.
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"there is a big polish ck3 community"
No there isnt. I cant find anybody to play with, dont lie
Eugene crawled so Eugene could walk so Eugene could run so Eugene could fly so Eugene could soar.
Eugene soared headfirst to contracting an STD
But Eugene flew too high to the sun, and Eugene had saved Eugene from flying to close to the sun, where then Eugene fell down ti the ocean at the speed of a supersonic heat seeking missils
@@arzee7482 and then he sunk to the underworld where he was burned to a crisp, spat back out in 2023 while doing the default dance as 15 naked mole rats did double backflips over his head
@@thedstroyer0075 đ€š
â@@thedstroyer0075 I think you meant 15 naked Eugenes.
"he's coming for your girl"
Sleeps with three men
He's coming for your man girl
Hide yo husbands, hide yo wives, he seducin' everybody out here!
man-girl đ¶
girl is a gender neutral term here, much like the word "dude " is lol
@@kaelang12 No.
I love how you focused on the fact the pope was gay, but not the fact that the *Pope* was and *atheist*
Haha no way! I literally didn't even notice that!!!!!
â@OttawaWelshman it's like when an atheist says "Thank God"
Gaythiest
Being gay and atheist go together
@@isocratist2026 but not being a pope and gay at the same time.
"He's handsome, he's robust, he's a genius!"
And we pan over to the next scene, Othon is holding a sword by the blade..
honestly! I put so many of these little jokes in there, which im not sure a lot of people pick up on, it makes me so happy to read comments like this!
@@OttawaWelshman You're an incredibly funny individual, I have no idea what this game is even about, and I still don't after watching the video, it seems pretty serious but seeing you play it as a dating simulator made me giggle a few times. Continue to make more and I'll watch them :)
He can do that because he is superhuman ^^
He's juste thinking outside the box !!
Ermm acktually, there is a sword technique called "half-swording" which includes grabbing and utilizing a sword in unorthodox manner to bludgeon, to make a piercing thrust more accurate, or even hook an opponent. Really interesting look it up
I will admit I did not expect this to go from creating a superhuman to creating Europeâs most dangerous bioterrorist.
BAHAHAHAA
Eugene been working for Tinder Umbrella lol
Historians in that world would then ponder on how the most popular names in Europe became Mistake and Disinherited
"Here we see the skulls of a mysterious phenomenon where 90% of royal heirs were called mistake and disinherited"
Man you made me die of laugh
Truly a mystery for the ages lmao
28:20
"Honey, I have something to tell you... I slept with the ruler of France"
"Omg same, he's so hot right!"
"How is his health still fine!?" -- My brother in Borri, he's herculean.
I made an obese herculean, he was an absolute unit, he kept getting ill but recovering without any medical attention, the tank build is real
Immortality is real now I guess
I had no idea you could abdicate by stress.
That's some OP knowledge.
It can trigger some pretty bad events, not worth the risk usually.
â@@mattdeelight It has been a while, so I don't remember everything perfectly, but if I recall there's a chance to either burn everything down (some massive debuffs to your counties) or randomly kill your family. One of those really screwed me over once, so I don't do it anymore ^^
@@stephan4921 I had one event where the squirrels in the walls told me to kill my son, so yeah. Stress can really fuck you up...
I first got it while playing a Scandinavian playthrough. My character got too stressed and his Amazonian giant daughter was elected the high-queen of Sweden it was hilarious
I get it trying to kill me by stress, after that a rebelion ocurr to gave the one that abdicate for stress the throne again, and i repeat the process
âNever before seen Eugenics Programâ
*Unsuccessful Austrian Painter has entered the chat*
Lol I had the same joke written out, and I was like, how do I work this in
Yeah, but this is back in the medieval ages, so the rejected art student can wait for a bit.
I don't believe anybody of that descripsion tried eugenics. They were popular at the start of 20th century all around europe, though US was even more into it. If you are talking about Hitler he was straigh up genocidal, not very interested in creating perfect human beings but removing those he didn't like
Based
Heinrich Himmler: *laughing in the corner*
"This game is turns me into monster."
This thought also occurred to as I was kidnapping kids with good traits and then raising them to be perfect wives or husbands for my children,or even my current character if they were young enough.
Its fun
Everytime i play this game i think , im going to try some new traits and always end up picking Blood and Glory Legacies, its to much fun having a Dynasty of Beautiful , Herculean Supergenius people, until your friend , loyal , soulmate wife cheats on you and mess up your family tree .....
Friend, loyal, soulmate *sister-niece-aunt-cousin-wife
For me always playing eugenics is boring after years of playing ck2 and then ck3. Game's too easy and each gameplay looks the same.
That's why when starting a new playthrough i put on myself some restrictions so it's more immersive and challenging
@@marinary1326 it's just a incest simulator that happens to have some kingdom management
So make all your women slaves and forbid contacting with anyone âïžđšđ» Or kill the women who get pregnant after cheating, or if itâs too late kill those children. Pretty simple family rulesâïžđšđŒ
The fourth dynasty perk in the Blood tree can actually redefine one semi-bad trait as a positive one for the duration of that campaign (stuff like albino, giant, etc.)
wait what? explain please
@@cupcakecomrade2378 If you get to that perk and pick one of the "neutral" perks which are currently defined as bad in the game's code, that dynasty perk changes that for members of your dynasty.
(So, if you get Blood 4 first and pick Albino, an Albino character who'd otherwise qualify for decisions like Strengthen the Blood isn't disqualified for having that trait anymore because it's not considered a negative trait for people of that dynasty.)
@@000Dragon50000 Ooh, that's neat!
@@000Dragon50000 eh, I never realized that perk did that, so I always ended up picking some other thing, nice to know. Giant might also be a nice pick, despite the minor health penalty, if you want to create the ultimate warrior dynasty.
can we talk about how Eugene getting strong, transformed himself, he literally asked the bush spirits for the black panther root
Seducing the leader of a crusade against you is basically the ultimate power move.
You superhumans are lucky they havenât met me
Your profile pic and name contradict each other how is your existence possible?
â@@samueltmoss no super human can resist the temptation of "Macburger, King of the Donalds"
Colonial novogorod guy
@@johnconnor8206 cover blown abort mission
This profile is so cursed...
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Bitch"
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
Well, I'm back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting, in your kid's ears and nesting
"Testing, attention, please"
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talkin' this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You 36-year-old bald headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No, I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black music so selfishly
And used it to get myself wealthy (hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Kids!
When did u start rapping bro?
dude like eminem i guess xddddd
Bruh đ
He is back with the energy of 20 welsh men
That's a lot of sheep power
Line of alcoholics so strong, they struggle to drink themselves to death at this point
Seduce... The gay atheist pope... And get your feelings hurt despite not being gay, somehow, for real. Wow
12:00 This is how a genius holds a blade...fascinating.
This must have taken forever... I appreciate your dedication to entertain us for 30min.
Thanks for noticing!!
21:47 "Princess disappointment 2 sniffer of glue" Bruh hahaha
I want to see history books in this timeline talking about how dukes of normandy invaded whole country just to kidnap some girl from different country
I knew this man had it in him since the first time I saw his videos man has really stepped it up mad respect
How long until we see Haesting creates the most overpowered vikings in france? Submit your guesses below!
When do we get the world domination video?
is Ottawa Welshman becoming Canadian spiffing brit?
@ottawa Welshman - not sure how to contact you but getting some phishing comment by someone pretending to be you. Here is a copy/paste of their message and link to their profile - ÉąÊáŽáŽáŽ ÒáŽÉŽ, ÊáŽáŽ áŽÊᎠáŽáŽáŽÉŽÉą áŽÊᎠsÊáŽÊáŽÊÉȘsáŽáŽáŽ ᎥÉȘÉŽÉŽáŽÊsâ€áŽsᎠáŽÊᎠáŽÊáŽáŽ ᎠɎáŽáŽáŽ áŽÉŽ áŽáŽÊáŽÉąÊáŽáŽ áŽáŽ áŽáŽáŽÉŽáŽáŽĄÊáŽáŽ ɹᎠÊáŽáŽÊ áŽÊÉȘᎹáŽ.. ---czcams.com/channels/9_z3ORszXm5ysVqoPHZFRA.html
@@Saber_born Can you link me to the comment on the channel?
@@OttawaWelshman Sorry, no. Looks like they deleted it. Sneaky bastards
Celtic cultures are pretty good for this, as they have access to Tanistry elective.
It allows for selecting an heir from anyone in your dynasty tree.
In this video you single*handedly seduced 18 queens and 3 kings with a single character. Good job, this was extremely funny to watch.
Eugene bears a pretty striking resemblance to one lord Farquad
My favourite thing to do is create a god-emperor and make literal primarchs to control all the other parts of my empire. Imagine my surprise when I actually got twins once, I couldn't resist calling them Alpharius and Omegon.
This is my favorite part about this game. The dynasty mechanic is so good and so much fun
i really enjoy your rolelplay and storytelling
one can see the amount of time you have put in this video gj man
also the little bit of odd humor is really enjoyable
Your videos are awesome, thank you for taking the time to make such entertaining content!
The part where the perfect genes son was beheaded so that the young Eugene could rule was brutal and hilarious haha
Great video as always bro! The edits you have now are nice its cool to see how far you've come. Keep it up!
The Day 1 enters the chat! đ
Damn, this is a cool thing. I Always tried to do something similar. A giant herculean bloodline. The knights where super overpowered.
Hey, also, a question. Is possible to make a gameplay trying to change the religion of a lot of kings and emperors to non-Catholic non-Viking non-Islamic religion? I think could be fun, or could be.. annoying
I think you go religious with your first guy and then intrigue after. It would have to be polygamous though and you'd need to be a decent size so you can make alliances and fend off holy wars
Just started watching this channel, the amount of editing is really entertaining in this video lol, can tell you put work in
Not sure why this got recommended but had an absolute blast, amazing naming skills and humour :D
"You shall be named.... princess mightnotmakeit" Hooly crap, i completely lost it. Great line delivery
Aimed at Eugene, got Lord Farquaad
I was missing your content and this one was so much fun, great content dude.
Omfg so good you're back! I always enjoy your videos!
Hi, maybe starting in iberia and ending the Iberian struggle would be way faster than romancing. It gives like 10k renown I think.
Dude I genuinely missed your videos, you never miss
You're back again! Another great one mate đ„
Idk why, but sometimes i love to listen to people like you , who play games i would never play. I dont understand a single thing, but ur editing skill + the things u show in those videos is "IMO" godlike. Keep it up ;*
You can get higher stats if you personally educate your kids while having the perk pedagory from the scholar tree, finishing the tree should get you a lot more stuff and 20% from councilors stats as well. And finally the patriarch tree should give you a few extra stats here and there.
Woah, this was really good! The challenge was neat, though admittedly there are harder ones out there. But what really got me was the commentary quality. Mainstream CZcams comedy has been deluding over time because, well, if you thread the needle a little too much the channel may get hit with le D WORD! But you still manage to stay at an acceptable level where you don't consider 90% of the funny jokes too edgy to be made.
That being said, I love your content and can't wait to see you form the HWE (Holy Welsh Empire) 50 years from game start by playing LONG as Polish INBRED Vikings, which will certainly be your TOUGHEST MOST IMPOSSIBLE challenge yet, keep at it my man!
Every video you post is great! So glad to have you back
Thats the goal! Any OW video you ever watch should leave you happy :D Thanks so much!
I'm so happy you dropped a video I have been checking almost daily
You'll be happy in the next few days too then I guess :)
You're so funny Ottawa Welshmen. Love the CK3 content!
Bro i swear content creators like you and spiff makes it really fun to watch these types of games even though i can never play them because i suck at management
This was so good! Very entertaining. :)
I don't even play CK3 but I can't click away... What did I just watch?! Great vid!
You deserve this sub bro, this was hilarious
the random czech phrase you put in there as you were seducing the queen of moravia caught me so off guard lmao
Eugene looks like Prince Charming and as he said "Norished Fucquad"
Great video! And the Czech 'Nazdarek' (hello there) for Great Moravia is just a cherry on the top. Oh man, how long it takes to play such a game?
Long time haha đ đ thanks for such a nice comment
Bro byli jsme ve videu u borce z Kanady let's gooo
ĆehoĆ
A better motto would have been: "All failures shall be forgotten."
I have an idea. Could you do a play through starting in 1066, where you must become a King, but you can only marry lowborn characters. I feel like this would be challenging, but Iâm sure you could do it!
30:31 No way you used the czech dubbing of "Hello there"! That's so cool, thanks!
Queen margaruitte looking at Frisia like ââŠ.somethingâs familiar about that place.â
Your content us amazing man keep going bro i believe in you
This man out here using maths instead of just sleeping with everything blindly. Massive L.
I've never had a game of CK3 not devolve into eugenics, so this should be fun to watch
Lord Farquaad simulator looking lit.
that was Epic, you just got my subscription
i wonder if this dude is actually welsh, cause it's nice to see people from my country doing well for themselves.
Missed your content so so much!
My brain couldn't even think of challanges like that and that's why i love this guy
great video, I was laughing the entire timeđ
Eugene III was giving off some pretty strong Mr. Nimbus vibes TBH
This dude is the gratest youtuber on the platform, love you ottowa
Btw... The math was wrong
Ah man, you're hilarious! And now I want to try Crusader Kings..
Love your videos, man.
Dude. U are funny. Second video in on ur channel and I know illl be watching more ahaha â€
Be good or be disinherited caught me off guard. That is hilarious
Lord farquad if he was a giga chad.
Canadian Spiffing Brit. "The Spiffing Aye" is your new name.
NOT YOU BANGING THE POPE AND HIM STILL COMING AFTER YOU LMAO
You missed a huge opportunity not saying "Welcome Ottowan and Otto-All"
Man just gave every royal in the known world an STD.
Did not know the Bene Gesserit were around in this time period!
love the spiffing brit quote.
So very glad he made the malnutrition lord farquad joke
âDonât be silly wrap your Willyâ đ
Great to see a video, I sent a message earlier today to see where you were đ€Ł
Been a while since an ottawa video came out
Paradox looking at you like why you making us work harder.
Forgotten gone but not well actually kinda forgotten
I laughed so hard watching this one - thanks
That is just the definition of "I ain't gay, but 20$ is 20$"
oh my god, you got the "Hello there" in french, love it :D
in ck3 when you get stressed out you can choose a stress perk, most of them are bad but there are 3 that are good, athletic is one of them. your character's traits influence the trait options that might come, per example a glutton will have a higher chance of getting the comfort eater trait, a gregarious person will have a higher chance of getting the drunkard trait, a lustful person will have a higher chance of getting the rakish trait, just like a brave or dilligent person will have a higher chance of getting the athletic trait, and since your character had the brave trait you could very easily get it by stressing yourself out
Heâs a geniusâŠ.. holds the sword by the blade đ
I'm French, I just discovered you and... honestly, that's cool :)
the drunkard eugene could drink so much they will be writing songs about his iron bladder for eons to come
WEâRE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETS HERE JACK.
Yes! Ottawa, beautiful, exciting Ottawa, home of the 1967 World Expo.
CK and Pokemon, the two only pro eugenic breeding program game
Awesome video