Lyrics (let me know if I messed anything up) Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it On the bread Here we go: Put the cheese in the grater Spin your finger around in the drum Put the cheese in the grater Spin your finger around in the drum Put the cheese in the grater Spin your finger around in the drum Put the cheese in the grater Mm-mm-mm Cheese: These are cheese (sick) Which is best? (Which is best in a sandwich?) A knob of cheese (knob of cheese) Cheddar, Red Lester Mm-mm-mm, look at that You see this? My pickle-y piece of bread My pickle-y piece of bread My pickle-y piece of bread My pickle-y piece of bread (over the next few repeats of "My pickle-y piece of bread") One or two people said you should put a piece of lettuce in the sandwich as well, to which I say "bollocks" Spread, spread, spread, spread Spin your finger around, finger around Spread, spread, spread, spread Spin your finger around, finger around Sick Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it Cheese
Congratulations, this is one of the first songs that graced my AKG K-361s. I thought this song would be perfect to consecrate my headphones... And I was right.
It's amazing how actually good this is, it's not just some sound effects made to sound like music, this genuinely slaps harder than anything I'll likely ever make and I'm kinda mad... Either way, amazing job, should you see this.
As a human being, one comes to notice a few things. There are the things we want, the things we don't know we want, things we need and things we didn't know we need. This irrevocably belongs in the fourth category.
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CHEESE is now available to stream on Spotify etc. Link in description.
🙏
Tell me this is on Apple Music
This is on Apple Music
Brilliant. No other word for it
My day has just become Cheese% better
This needs to be the new British National anthem
Yes
Lydia Bainbridge HOVIS LURPAK PICKLE SPREADED
I will petition the PM
*I N V E S T*
My pickly piece of bread
My pickly piece of bread
My pickly piece of bread
My pickly piece of bread
Me trying to sleep:
My brain: *Put the cheese in the grater, spin your finger round in the drum*
General Kenobi you are a bold one
Ah, General Kenobi, what a surprise!
"Back away. I will deal with this Jedi slime myself."
@@Sebastian-se1fi your move
@@echo3-125 You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.
This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen on god's green earth
blue*
*purple
yellow*
God's green flat earth
Of which I am very much apart - I believe that was my A-Pillar that fell off there!
“What kind of music do you like”
Me: it’s complicated
Yooooo
Wow how original
Smelly Tubby yes very 😂
No just say *C H E E S E*
JamesStep
This is what Wallace listens to when he’s inventing stuff.
CHEESE GROMIT
@ Andy Bradley
**shakes fists side to side rapidly**
It’s sad that some people don’t know who Wallace and Grommet are..
Ahh yes people of culture I see
@@noahmcgonigle8099 those people aren't true brits
I want this in Forza Horizon 4
The only horn better than the windows horn
This is oddly specific but to be honest.....
I couldn't agree more
Which station?
@@karbenfeibar9914 Pulse or Block Party
Y E S
does james call his significant other “my pickley piece of bread”?
hats off to you'se that was good
“YOU AIMED AT MY GENTLEMAN’S AREA”
@@JimmyProductions WEDDING VEGETABLES
James has a significant other? :D
Jimmy Productions gentleman’s region*
I like how Top Gear, the Grand Tour and generally May, Hammond and Clarkson are getting memed right now.
Bruh, they were memeing since the beginning
lmfao same
certiTV same
@M.F I don't know if I'd called 100's of hours of really good, loveable, re-watchable and innovate content a shitpost. But sure!
Comedy type programmes always get the most memes because they are easier to meme
Hovis, lurpak, pickle, spread it
Work it Hovis
Make it butter
Do it pickle
Makes us spread it
AhHHHhH nO
Daft Punk reference I see.
More than Cheddar
Our red Leicester
Our Lurpak
In the grater.
Yea I see the reference there
thanks, now that song is stuck in my head
So... I've finally found it... the reason the internet was created.
...and it was worth 12 years and more.
Ben Ellison even yt is older than 12
This dude has exactly 300 likes (when I was here)
...so i went on the internet and i found this!
Never thought I would be watching my childhood sing about cheese
same XD
Was I a bit young for top gear
No
Zak Pizza my Grandpa introduced me to Top Gear when I was two. I can’t remember life without them.
@@joshquin5421 I don't know how I got here but I've got to say that its great
Or
Grate
No?
Zak Pizza Yes
“To which I say”
“Bollocks”
Is my favourite part
0:33 he’s so aggressive speaking about the cheese
Lmao
Wallace approves this message.
Ikr 😂
Cheese!
How many rails have you spotted?
Now make one with him talking about the Dacia Sandero
yess
Good news!
@@kristian5821 What?!
@@qwertypc_game17 the Dacia Sandero is now available in the UK!
@@keeganwright1803 Clarkson and hammond: oh, god
0:54 the greatest beatdrop known to man
B O L L O C K S
There are no "beatdrops" in Metal
@@lifeinsocialism yeah there are.
@@lifeinsocialism apart from this one
@@lifeinsocialism breakdowns?
Well it's official...
Humanity has peaked, it's all downhill from hear boys
*Here
@@simonevans2552 the downfall has already started. That's why it was spelt wrong.
@@the-oncomingstorm it really wasn't I'm just a moron
@@somebloke2238 takes balls to admit that respecc
Congrats. You’re a prophet
We need hammond and clarkson to see this
HELL yes
and react
AHAHA yass
Help me. This is now my favourite song.
same
0:34
James wants you!!
To eat his cheese today!
TO JOIN THE GRAND TOUR TODAY!!!!!
To join the US military
Uncle James?
This is almost as important as the Flying Scotsman with realistic chuffing sounds
*У Е S .*
Y E S
Y E S
REALISTIC CHUFFING SOUND
This is the same man who beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking competition while drunk
The intro was freaking hilarious.
0:55 top ten iconic lines in TV shows
Lyrics (let me know if I messed anything up)
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
On the bread
Here we go:
Put the cheese in the grater
Spin your finger around in the drum
Put the cheese in the grater
Spin your finger around in the drum
Put the cheese in the grater
Spin your finger around in the drum
Put the cheese in the grater
Mm-mm-mm
Cheese:
These are cheese (sick)
Which is best? (Which is best in a sandwich?)
A knob of cheese (knob of cheese)
Cheddar, Red Lester
Mm-mm-mm, look at that
You see this?
My pickle-y piece of bread
My pickle-y piece of bread
My pickle-y piece of bread
My pickle-y piece of bread
(over the next few repeats of "My pickle-y piece of bread")
One or two people said you should put a piece of lettuce in the sandwich as well, to which I say "bollocks"
Spread, spread, spread, spread
Spin your finger around, finger around
Spread, spread, spread, spread
Spin your finger around, finger around
Sick
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Hovis, Lurpak, pickle, spread it
Cheese
I want to know if James May has turned into a subtle meme
*ngl I expected him to turn into a meme at some point*
c h e e s e
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated.
Congratulations, this is one of the first songs that graced my AKG K-361s. I thought this song would be perfect to consecrate my headphones... And I was right.
Gae
you still have to douse them with holy water
I feel zero shame in knowing all these cheese foodtribe videos by heart
But it’s only one video
My nephew (5 months) loves this.
He likes some banging tunes.
i saw this in my recommended and decided to click on it, I was not let down and this is one of the best remixes i've ever seen in my life
thank you
Can we get an extended version???
don’t cleck rik roolll
We need a 10 hour version
I want this playing as I'm being lowered in the ground at my funeral.
Dude... you're not the only one.
James may is a blessing to this earth
It's amazing how actually good this is, it's not just some sound effects made to sound like music, this genuinely slaps harder than anything I'll likely ever make and I'm kinda mad...
Either way, amazing job, should you see this.
Much appreciated
Indeed, it's really good from a musical point of view, which adds to the joke
when you get a cheese ad before watching this
I play thing while driving my Dacia
GREAT NEWS
THE DACIA SANDERO IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE UK AND IS TAKING THE NATION BY STORM!!!
@@acethesniper23 anyway
This proves that as internet users, we've peaked.
James May is a national treasure
James making a sandwich is already a masterpiece itself 🤣
"you can't buy happiness" they said...
James has seen this video. Your work has been officially recognized. Congratulations
this interview with James really makes me think of Michael Rosen for some reason XD
This is the best of all the James May cheese memes. I still watch this now and then to cheer me up. You totally nailed this in every detail.
Thanks mate
THIS IS A ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE 🤣
Molag Bal: I created vampirism, I'm the most evil Daedric Prince and no one will stop me from conquering Nirn
Sheogorath:
"Cheese!" *Dramatic pointing*
We need a 1hour version of this. Its EPIC
Sales figures since video release:
Cheese (Cheddar/Red Leicester) +40%/+15%
Branston pickle (original) +30%
Lurpak (spreadable) +25%
Hovis (tasty wholemeal) +10%
Lettuce sales unaffected
Are these real stats?
@@lightsfansofthewest481 yes
Natural progression from "James May saying cheese for 1 hour"
WHERE are the 10 million views this masterpiece deserves?
As a human being, one comes to notice a few things. There are the things we want, the things we don't know we want, things we need and things we didn't know we need. This irrevocably belongs in the fourth category.
Could you do the ham vs spam remix
I want that too
Yes
This is the most beautiful 1:25 I've ever witnessed. This guy is a genius
Its september 2021. Lets see who still has an epicly taste of music and listens to this masterpiece🤘🎸🎸 CHEESE on
It gets better each time you watch it
Wallace is watching this with the greatest interest
As the cheese lord I officially approve of this
How did I get here. I don't know. Do I stay here, of course I do.
i had no idea james may was this talented
"It's Cheeeeese! Grommit!"
I hope this becomes the next "buttery biscuit base"
“We don’t make sandwiches, we just have happy little combinations”.
CZcams recommended has no idea what to recommend me anymore. This is great, because I get to see beautiful things like this
i had no idea james may could be this exciting
Please make 1 hour of this remix :)))))
Okay but it legitimately sounds good and has that background chill kinda sad rock(/metal) vibe, one if my fave vibes
My ears are in heaven
This is now the best music ever 10000000000/10.
This is just purely amazing I can’t stop listening to it
It is officiall I have watched this 250 times
I need to set this as a call ringtone
the best bit is the "Bollocks" just before the beat drop
That was beautiful. A true masterpiece. Captain Slow would very much approve.
no one:
james: THESE ARE CHEESE THICC
This is very loud and AWSOME
this is the most metal Ithig I’ve seen
So I went on the Internet today, and I found THIS!
I also found this!
The 42 people who disliked have lettuce in their sandwich
I thought about a live band playing the music live, while this vid is showed. I would pay good money for seeing this😂❤
the "deh deh de-da deh deh da-deh dah" kinda sounds like when you use a star in mariokart
“My pickley piece of bread
I found this gem today, and now I’ve watched all your videos and subbed. You’re superb.
I think James would agree that rather than a national anthem that lasts for a few seconds, every country should have this
The internet is a confusing place but this... this is content of the highest order.
I need more of these to stay alive
This is legendary
I take my hat off to you good sir. Bravo.
This is how you know May is the best of the bunch
can’t wait to hear this one on a night out when the clubs reopen
I'm pretty sure James has watched this.
Officaly my favourite song now
That, sir, was awesome.
This really tops my gears
I've never banged my head so hard to any song before 🤘🤘🤘🤘
It's completely out of rythim which makes it so much better
This is on my rock song playlist
this is amazing.
Who are the 6 people who disliked this this is a gift from God 😂
Best remix ever made!
I hate how good this is because now I'm gonna be sitting with this in my head all day