I wish I had 3 hands (Balatro)
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I've finally started watching NL with some regularity with Balatro and I'm already starting to talk like him.
Sorry, I mean,
Me when I'm a Type A CZcams Andrew dipped in Mama Liz's Parasocial oil
and I'm lovin every minute of it, jerry.
Okay NL's second account
Now we're cooking with gas
Yea I say "oh, I have None ______" irl a lot now
NL is Danglish (Simplified) Don’t talk to me unless you got a Phdicity in como se dice pace picante you piece
The "Rarely Skip Blinds" strategy was never heard from ever again.
The skipping when the entire challenge revolves around playing blinds
22 out of 24 hours per day he's not skipping any Balatro blinds. That's over ninety percent of the time!
LOL
I'm over here copium praying this stream was recorded before the YT episode.
Yeah I bet this was before the just for CZcams video
Madness dipped in mama liz's ignored oil
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And he got it TWICE. TWICE!!!! That seems like the easiest combo!!!
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"May thy knife chip and shatter bud". I should expect it more because of how popular Dune is becoming due to the movies, but it was so unexpected that it gave me whiplash like you wouldn't believe.
6:25 me when im catching up with a buddy and we discuss the breakup between our mutual friends Ayte VIII and and Eve Ince and the implications it will have on the current friend group climate
i was ready to hit you with the
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but then i clicked the timestamp and ur cooking
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-2 much love you fucking freak keep up the good work
HOLY +2
12:55 As a 32 year old who watched Love Hina growing up I was laughing at this cus of how accurate his statement was. I was just thinking how it's wild Love Hina got referenced in 2024.
NL's funny sometimes and has a wild way of thinking other times but I respect him as a content creator and he's absolutely right, if you can't laugh at yourself you're definitely a bit cooked.
my immediate thought was how the hell would someone who hasn't watched love hina know what love hina is ahaha. NL definitely taking careful aim with these shots, nothing about em is a stray
9:45 NL roasting a Type A chatter may as well be a dog whistle to the Type B chatters
I know what I'd be doin with that third hand
Rolling and re-rolling on my yellow deck
@@tuoosaurus1780+2
playing with your deck?
You hit your mother with that third hand?
@@darthsnarf now that's damn true bruva
2:22 Only just noticed "Wee Joker" sounds like sorta like "Ouija" it was made to be.
From Wenceslas to Love Hina this man's perspicacity is unmatched.
being the most sane streamer working on an insane platform probably helps
"perspicacity" - the quality of having a ready insight into things; shrewdness.
"shrewdness" - the quality of having or showing a good power of judgement.
"judgement" - a variety of Tarot card in the video game 'Balatro'; creates a Joker upon activation.
"joker" - Northernlion when talking about not washing one's hands after taking a piss.
@@SerjeTheRobot+2
havent even gotten past the stream start screen and im already angry
Was it the JFK reference or the memetic hazard?
Homestuck
@f8plays673 I think it was attributing an FDR quote to JFK.
holy shit hi aradia megido
how stuck is this home
"its tuesday, what do you own a japanese restaurant?" had me dying
NL when he has a ceremonial dagger and a spectral pack "double it and give it to me"
"I WANT SOME KARAAGE!"
14:12 Śmigus dyngus in Poland, you traditionally spray water on each other and you do get a day off work
Holy damn i thought us hungarians the only one doing it
you realize how made up this sounds
@@nacii. Look up La Tomatina in spain. Literally a cafeteria-ass foodfight on steroids
Śmingus dipped in mama liz's dyngus oil
@@nacii. yeah and it is fun. live life.
Bro legit hit us with a memetic hazard in the first minute.
catch my ass creating the machine thats kills 99% of humanity cause of a Balatro video.
its Śmigus-dyngus - where people are woken up by squirting them with water guns and water bottles and such - and Easter is the #1 holiday in the Christian community
As an anime watcher it actually cracks me up when he comes out with the Japanese/anime burn but I actually thought his pronunciation wasn't that bad.
Profile pic checks out +2
The Love Hina offhand bit got me fully laughing, a joke that has maybe 5 years of intended audience.
5 years of intended audience? this doesn't parse. 11 thumbs up from perverts that only need a title Flash to whip out the fleshlight
seek god
6:50 dipped in mama liz' joey wheeler oil
A true master has the secret life of Walter Mitty on one screen, gladiator on the other and Balatro in the middle
25:50 Avey Tare referenced, favorite musician of all time. Man after my own heart, Lion.
lets gooooo
Maynard james keenan mentioned
what would i want sky reference shook me
@@jaketannery876 Same, had to replay at least 5 times.
Two episodes in one day dipped in Mama Liz's chili oil???
The egg really skibidi'd his toilet with this one
NL cooked banter wise in this video
20:10 "The climbing has been completed." What a relief.
śmingus dyngus man
Passing up on BOTH madnesses?
This is the one that makes me a Type A chatter
9:45 okay bro but you got the hanged man from the fool you could have just held it to use on two evens on your opening draw
Yeah, but who cares, and he's not going to read this.
I got the joker who creates gold cards from face cards + all cards counts as face cards + 0.2 mult for enhanced (removes enhancement). Insane combo
Only challenge was generating enough flat mult to scale.
sick combo. i'm jealous and inspired.
do gold ticket trigger in that scenario you think? i mean stone cards behave and score as stone cards even after "the suckening" 🧛♂️
I'm form Poland and full name of Easter Monday in Poland is called Śmingus Dyngus and one of the traditions is to have water fights during the day, traditionally the boys would throw water on girls but today it's mostly forgotten and everyone have a chance to get soaked. Usually stores would have stocked berfore the holiday on water guns and water containers shaped like easter eggs.
Poland mentioned!!! 🇵🇱
*Prognosticated* holy f those are the moments that get me!
I'm like a type A chatter but I _suffer_ silently in pain
Beat this one first try thanks to riff raff. I'm telling you, man, riff raff is super nice
Holy moly I didn't even think of Riff Raff.
riff raff's a real nice early joker. Fills you with some dookie jokers that you sell for capital and eventually you stack up with some decent ones, then you jettison the riff raff
As a British person, it’s wild to me that Americans don’t observe it more. And he’s right, children here get two weeks off of school and adults get Easter Monday off also
hi tomo
1:10 bro then call your mom. You have time sometimes and you just don't see it as time since you want to monopolize your time for individual tasks.
saltines and nothing else is acceptable only as a sick meal. like if you're blowing chunks and have a sleeve of saltines that shit is like an antidote
Saw Tomo in the background, disregarded the bald man
If this man mispronounces ouija again im going to have a stroke
Becoming a type A chatter (madness)
What happened with challenge run #2 and #3?
Dyngus day is very real. Went through a small town in Texas and was very surprised what I saw. A parade with half the people soaked, the other half dressed as bears, I…I don’t know
NL cooking chatters. Straight up savagery😂
stay pegged brothers
Casual Roko's Basilisk JFK joke right at the beginning this is why we show up folks
Monday after the Super Bowl should be the holiday.
I work a corporate retail shift where most of the other associates don't want to work Saturday and Sunday because they have social lives, but because I don't, I can work those days and leave Monday and Tuesday for chores like laundry so that I don't have to compete with the majority of folks at my apartment complex who save all that stuff for the weekend. Bit of a partial self-own on the social life part, but it's an alternative case to the whole Japanese restaurant thing, haha.
9:55 Or you could just save the hanged man. (Type Aing so hard.)
Man who sets his own schedule will do say anything for a day off. How true.
there is a genie bottle joke somewhere in there
My third hand? Well, let's just say my ceruamil
0:59 don’t skip don’t skip do not skip please
Edit: fuck
He is so mother-fucking cracked at this.
In Quebec, best holiday is by far St-Jean-Baptiste into Canada Day.
15:35
It’s just dependent on how religious your family is. Some people just get brunch and eggs, some do nothing, some do the whole shebang.
But no most places don’t give you Easter off, but also it’s always on Sunday too isn’t it? So I’m not sure
Rare NL ragging on the multitasking audience
8:48 when i tier 3 sub for 36 months in a row, skipping dinner to accumulate the funds needed, and finally get the VIP badge
Who let this man cook today???? He's burning everyone to the ground!
17:30 @Northernlion As an American, MLK Day is arguably a top 10 at this point kinda for the reason you were talking about for Easter (being after the Jan-March season of no holidays) but for being WITHIN that season of no other holidays, MLK Day is an island in the dullroms of that stretch of the year.
the new year is celebrated in some form or another everywhere in the world pretty much (I’m back-seating holidays) 17:34
Been pumping straight mama liz's THC oil into my veins and watching Balatro nonstop. Might have a problem.
I have a week day off every two weeks and I always take a Tuesday.
Why couldn't you take madness, the knife was eternal?
The challenge also makes the knife unmovable, it’s forced into the first slot, it would eat madness
@@webwin77 You just keep madness 1 extra to the right tho? He had multiple jokers to do this with.
Will we see your first run with the erratic deck?
MJK of Tool Mentioned RAHH
The Philippines does not have Easter Monday, just Sunday.
We don't get easter off most likely because it's a religious holiday. Christmas is made exception because it's not just a religious holiday... before it was a celebration of jesus's birth it was a pagan holiday like the other pagan holidays like halloween.
3 hands, I know you're the one ❤
I once got 2 wee jokers (one and then copied with spectral card)with another joker that retriggers 2345 cards... By ante 10 I got like 1500 chips...
Calling it dyngus day is crazy
i work weekends and the restaurants closed monday tuesday are really annoying to me
He may not have three hands, but he certainly has 3 legs
Owo?
Nudge nudge wink wink
Ah Dingus Day, the Polish variant of St Patrick's day
So what we sacrifice our jokers to the devil
15:25 Easter in the UK is just a chocolate holiday, not a religious one.
Basically nobody goes to church, and then everyone buys large chocolate eggs which for some reason are supposedly distributed by a seasonal rabbit and are usually eaten days before the actual event because they're on sale from January and people keep moving Easter so nobody is ever sure what week it is, you get an unexpected day off to recover from the starvation of forgetting that all the shops were shut the Sunday before...
25:46 can you rap in 7/8 time, what would i sky. my favorite anco lyric for sure
easter is a 4 day weekend, 5 day if you live in tasmania
I clicked this because of the title. I hope this is a total recall joke lol.
VICTORIA DAY⁉️
I wish I had 3 legs.
Did he post a video about him doing the rich get richer challenge?
If that is the Egg one then yes I remember watching it.
What the hell? I love plain saltines. Cooked wheat is always GOATed.
Another W video!
9:58 OK I will no longer focus on these other distractions (driving) while watching
I could down an entire box of saltines, not gonna lie
18:37 Northernlion read the Stormlight Archive?? my goat fr
Nl. Love the channel. Easter Monday is definitely not the 2nd most. (Mostly federal organizations only). It's not even close
I guess the beard is gone!
so come give me a hug
Dude, we don’t talk about Roko’s Basilisk.
Man, fuck roko's basilisk.
The real horror of learning about Roko's Basilisk is in learning that it is the reason why Elon Musk and Grimes dated and had three children.
all these jokers but not one pennywise
tool reference spotted
I’m a balatro boy. Of course I watch the video twice
I get like six holidays. Fuckin sucks.
18:40 they're both!! Jesus Christ, it's just Transcendental Metaphysics, it's not that difficult to understand
I miss mars.
Does NL not play super auto pets anymore?
Love Hina mentioned
Don't go out to eat on MTW the A Team is off on those days.