Cis-Fire, A Hunchback Parody: /v/ - The Musical
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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2013
- EDIT (8/3/16): Musical 4.0 SOON! Sup /v/.
From the mind of yours truly and beatified by a beautiful voice on /v/, I give you the following.
Now includes the conversation in the interlude, and native captions on the video itself rather than using the caption app.
Because reasons.
For more videos from the /v/ Musical: • /v/ - The Musical
LYRICS:
Beata Anita
I know I am a righteous one
Of my social justice I am proud
Beata Anita
I know I'm so much better than
The common, vulgar, ablest, gamer crowd
Then tell me, Anita
Why they keep on making them
Why these sinful devs still keep getting cash
I hear them, I see them
The gameplay slick as ceiling wax
Their skirts unable to contain that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
Like privilege
Cis-privilege
This fan entitlement
Trans-phobic
Exploitive
They gain such amusement
It's all their fault
Have they no shame
It's the patriarchy
The ones who fanned these flames
It's all their fault
If devs don't plan
To sexually
Exploit instead a maaaaaaaaaan
Protect me, Anita
Don't let these game devs make a dime
Please let their games unsold unknown
And shame all the gamers
And make their taste change overnight
And make more pretentious games like GONE HOME
Cis-privilege
Male privilege
Game devs, you shitlord dogs
Cater to
My life views
Or else I'll tell my blogs!
I won't even buy them...
I don't even like games...
But do what I say
Or I will scream! - Hry
"get out.. get out, stop raping me"
my Sides contained.. until this moment.
watch out or you'll lose bladder control!
Keith Filibeck In their minds, disagreement = offense = harassment = rape. That's why social justice warriors are so damn annoying.
"Nevermind. Get out, stop raping me"
Can't find my sides.
+njyankeesfan These sides have seems some shit, but no shit like the quality of this. The void now owns my sides and I shall never have them returned.
"never mind get out stop raping me."
My sides left orbit.
''Get out, stop raping me.''
Sides.
Mines are gone forever.
I'd like to thank all you racist, sexist, oppressive, privileged CISHETS for pushing this video past 60,000. It brings me warmth to the very bottom of my otherkiin heart. I sincerely hope this video has shamed and inspired (I like to call it shamespired) you all to change your intolerant ways and accept our way of thinking. The right way of thinking.
Because if you don't, you're literally worse than the murderous clowns and rapists who made Dragon's Crown.
Don't kink-shame me, bro.
Remember, check your privilege
Asshole. The word "and" is a trigger for me.
axe863 The word "Trigger" is a trigger for me. Pls edit your comment or I will get the ACLU to sue you and your entire cis privileged family.
I'm a zombie otherkin unicorn. Check your living human privilege.
Killian Long Yeahhhhh, shitting on people with PTSD who just want a little kindness to help them not go into brutally miserable makes you feel like a big man, don't it?
Maybe next you'll try to pick a fight with the orphans or the limbless puppies or the orphaned limbless puppies. You retrobate.
Neil Druckmann alone in the Naughty Dog HQ be like...
It's both funny and sad (but mostly sad) that this video is 6 years old and still relevant to this day
"Never mind, get out. Stop raping me!"
I completely and unequivocally lost it at that point. Damned entertaining stuff.
Cockvagian amogus.
[standing ovation intensifies]
Im sharing this so hard
You're quite a year late, Sargon. XD We are still in standing ovation since this song was uploaded! :3
we need tumblr the musical !
adrian adrian
Dude, Tumblr hates hard work!
I know, right? This guy had some serious vocals.
The portrayal of social justice as a religion is very fitting.
replace sorceress and Dragon's Crown with Eve and Stellar Blade and its basically unchanged a decade later.
It's been two years and this is still heavenly to my ears.
Thanks, Lo-Ping.
This is actually really amazing.
T. Hanks
***** Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.
This anon has a hell of a voice.
This video is ahead of it's time
"... I don't even like games"
This line really makes the whole song
oh woah, 10 years already
And sadly, it’s still just as relevant as back then. In fact, it just gets worse with each passing year
Only Cis-lords deal in absolutes.
DON'T DO IT ANAKIN, I HAVE THE MORAL HIGHGROUND
Dr. Fun YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY COMMON SENSE!!!
My SNES is anything but COMMON, thank you!
edit: Oh nice, way to fix your error and make me look crazy. :P
Isn't that statment absolute.
tryingdieing It's just a parody of the phrase "Only sith lords deal in absolutes" which was one of the more memorable terrible lines from the Star Wars prequels.
Hotwheels is Quasimodo.
Mercedes Carrera is Esmeralda.
Mike Cernovich is Phoebus.
Milo is Clopin.
Not surprisingly Jonathan McIntosh is Frollo.
TotalBiscuit is the Archdeacon.
Vivian James, /v/ and The Sea Lion are the Gargoyles.
This is the best sung scene in the /v/ - The Musical playlist. 10/10 it's a fucking masterpiece.
The cover 10 bux of the RHCP song Can't Stop is also fantastic
Halifax Steppenwulf YES. 10Bux was AMAZING.
God i miss when times were simpler
X'D "Their skirts unable to contain DAT AAAAAAAAASS" is such a brilliant line, I love it.
"Screeeeeeeeam" should have been replaced with "Doooooooooox"
That's a more recent development. Hard to believe this video is over half a decade old.
They can't dox, maybe they'd rather consider becoming an hero instead
This is still a relevant classic to this day.
3:28 Dude put his whole heart and soul into that one line.
Blessed be to Anita. For she has seen this video and anointed it to be.... CIS Privileged.
I'll say.
And bless thou Lord McIntosh, for he has shown me the Way and the Light.
He who revealed to us all the Truth and protects us from the Patriarchy.
So vile a creature It is, the Shadow it casts covers all Video Games.
Praise be to thee whose Wisdom pushes back against this Shadow and redeems us of all our privilege.
Wah-men.
you mean normal ? if you mean normal then say normal :P
I was amazed all the way through, but that ending.
100/10 you are a true Soprano.
vocally he could have done a better job if he cut down some of the useless words and didn't have to rapidly trot out words, interupted his flow alot, brilliant singer, i wish he made more than 2 /v/ songs ;_;
"Get out, stop raping me!"
HAHA
Congrats on winning the award. The whole album was pretty good, but this song was definitely the best.
No it wasn't.
My colleagues over at "Tough to be the Press" were robbed.
ROBBED!
I fucking lost it at "get out, stop raping me"
That ending never fails to give me Goosebumps and make me smile
There’s a very fine line between shitposting and art and this walks that line so beautifully...seriously these vocals have me shook
>Pan up to stained glass window
>Gothic Parisian skyline
>Tumblr
That got the biggest lol from me
the guy who sang this one has a beautiful voice I just can't get over it.
>the /v/ musical is almost a year old
Kill me. Hopefully we do another musical this year.
It's depressing that 9 years later this parody song is still very relevant, but it's a Twitter loonies instead of Tumblr now. Heck, the situation it's even WORSE these days, it's beyond video games. Now almost every Hollywood movie is 'woke' and unwatchable, especially the Disney ones.
The days have gone down in the west. How did it come to this?
@@killgriffinnowbecause of you.
I laughed really hard at "Nevermind, get out, stop raping me"
WHY HAVE I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS THIS MASTERPIECE NOW?! This is amazing!!! QuQ
It's brilliant. As a white, cisgendered male, I can appreciate oppressing females in any form.
Cisgender isn't a word.
Acknowledged, response pending...,
QUIT OPPRESSING ME.
SpectacularName OPPRESS IS MY TRIGGER WORD
Trigger is my trigger word, try warning me now!
SpectacularName OMG IM LGBTYUSAQODS AND YOUR NOT RECOGNIZING ME
IM BLOGGING NOW
I kinda wanna do a cover of this. Well done, good sir. Well fucking done. *gives standing ovation*
You should! (giving credit, of course. :3)
I hope this fucking wins. jesus christ I love this.
I forgot that even before 2014 SJWs were a thing.
This was my first introduction to the plague that would become the SJW movement. Lo-Ping is a legend!
The jump from religious fanaticism to social justice is less than a hop away
" Get out, stop raping me " Get's me Everytime
That last note was too good for a 4chan parody song.
8 years ago.....
Yes
The fact that this song is still relevant after all these years would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
9 now. It feels like this was released 3 years ago.
Masterpiece. 10/10 - Kotaku
That woman in the fire triggered me so the score is bumped down to 7.5/10
This needs a rerecording. I would pay money for this with well recorded singing.
Save your money for video games.
pikistikman
At the train station.
Seriously though, that last bar, where he screams is even better than the song that's being covered. OperaAnon has some goddamn talent
How the fuck are these not viral????
.....that was surprisingly....beautiful. Wow. incredible voice.
Y-you too...
t-thanks
[VICTIM COMPLEX INTENSIFIES] my sides!!
"Stop raping me!" =))
I watch it daily
I guess he succeeded in this timeline
Aw man, back when I worked customer service at the HD I had someone threaten to put me in her blog, took my name, the manager's name, said it was going to be a shitstorm, lol.
All because we don't take back air conditioners after summer.
That ending note though
And here we are, in 2021, and now all games are full of sjw shit.
Eh, not all of them. CD Projekt Red and most (if not all) Japanese devs are still standing against the woke mob.
Where there's life, there's hope.
@@BananaChicken21 CD Projekt Red started acting like one of them.
"Nevermind, stop raping me."
Lol, so accurate.
YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING.
Not my voice. This was a collaborative effort with another anon we named Pa/v/arotti. I just wrote the lyrics, edited the audio, and made the video.
Good to know. Still hilarious lyrics, though. :)
@@Lo-pingOrg The guy legitemately sings more than any active professional tenor, maybe except for, maybe, Jonas Kaufmann.
Pa/v/arotti is a gigachad.
Also I really wanted it to say "Cater to my life views or else I'll tell my MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" but I suppose blogs is more accurate.
I found this on tumblr a while ago, but didn't click the video. Now that I have seen it...
Your voice is FABULOUS
The ending though, like wow you can hold a note 😲😲😲
I'm just endlessly amused of Frolo singing dat ass
Damn this song is beyond addictive.
"Stop raping me" I laugh my ass off every time.
nine years ago and stll the most relevant cultural piece on the internet
"Get out, stop raping me."
*Oppression intensifies*
That mask is triggering me.
This was amazing, I will make sure to check my privilege
Never bring a fist to a gunfight. - Michael Brown 2014.
Like if ur inspired
[Victim Complex Intensifies]
100 years from now this song and video will be a treasure of history
Those last couple long notes
Holy shit that is impressive
Oh look, Jonathan McIntosh's new hit single.
You've managed to turn something that induces rage in my into something that brings great joy. Well done sir.
Get ready for an influx of people. Anita finally found out about /v/ the musical lol
Nothing so far, which is surprising. Not even a downvote bomb.
PPunktAlex Give it time. Hopefully it will be positive when people realize the vids are actually funny.
PPunktAlex But now this vid is on Know Your Meme lol
Man I love how dated references of Gone Home are. The only people I see bring it up nowadays, which is extremely rare, do in negative light. You might think, oh well, it's an older game at this point. There are dozens of games from three years ago that still get a lot of attention, not just huge AAA games like GTA V, but Hotline Miami, Terraria, even Papers Please still gets brought up. It's like the game just ceased to be after tabloid rags like Kotaku and Polygon stopped shilling it so hard.
Only 40K views? man this needs millions!
Tough to be the Press was probably better written but Cisfire was better performed. The anon who did these vocals is awesome.
The fact that he went over the note on that last line was epic.
This is so good it makes me mad. Absolutely incredible. I will never not find this funny. [Subscribing Intensifies]
It's in equal parts unfortunate and amazing that this video is still every bit as relevant as it was 5 years ago.
Made during gamer gate and still held up in 2024
my sides were launched into orbit. My sides never returned to earth. In space they froze and drifted off. Eventually, they stopped thinking.
Not sure how I ended up here but very satisfied that I did.
Need a cigarette?
HORK! HORK! HORK! *Jazz Hands*
Years later /v/ doing this is absolutely amazing and I'm glad I was there when this shit was happening. The first push back against SJW culture
Not the first one possibly, but I am surprised they were made fun of before GamerGate.
I will buy this song on itunes
Nah dude. Pirate the absolute fuck out of it.
***** we're would I find a torrent you absolutely based fuck
mega.co.nz/#!KE4WybKS!A0SY7EH67sm0YzINptN2IgRLNnR5TdV5g6Ej4vyxTsQ
How can one video be so based
It's *sealing wax*, no one waxes their fucking ceilings.
I kek'd!
holy shit whoever sang this is fucking amazing. This is even better than the song its parodying. And the "scream" at the very end is fucking spine tingling.
DAT LAST NOTE! *shoots ropey jets of love slick all over keyboard*
This hit got far more notes correct than I'm entirely comfortable assessing. Good impression, good singing, amusing, pointed lyrics. A solid piece of parody, nicely done.
That....was....BEAUTIFUL
I watch this solely for that build-up to that godly final note.
Anita christ, this is one of the best parodies I've ever seen... it's... it's... *beautiful*!
DAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
XD
I guess he won in the end
I wonder if /v/ will make a project called the neckbeard of tumblr dame (Sicne we already have this song and in there).
It must happen or else
This is one of the most beautiful pieces of art to grace the internet. WELL DONE SIR!!
I'm crying, it's so beautiful.