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- čas přidán 27. 11. 2020
- Minecraft but it's filmed like vine compilation... First there was Lion King but it's filmed like a vine compilation, but now there's Steve. Watch as Steve travels to the End and tries to defeat the Enderdragon. Man I'm typing this at 4:30 AM and can't even focus on what I'm typing. If you're reading this, type in "Dream isn't actually that good" down below. Lol you're gonna get downvoted to oblivion.
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Cow: "You're my brother..."
Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Sweet baby jesus
Yep that's what he said
No no no nooooo noooooooooo run brother runnnnnnnnnn run like you never run before
more like MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Me: *visible confusion*
I under stand the there is an end but there is no end
I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended
Hmm...
Steve: So there isn’t an end?
Alex: Well yes but actually no.
@@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft
“What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
“Jim.”
"Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.
DAM
Because apparently Jeb is a Simp 😂😂
#JebisaSimp
Ohhh I know this came from one of the essential books published by Mojang right? Survival guide if I'm correct.
from the mobestiary
The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*
It is :0
At 2:25 i love how the cow brother is like oh no no no and the sister is like oh look food lol i get it so much
Very true
690th like
The cow
" how long will it last?"
"Three minutes."
" *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "
Mine is 98 years
@@user-en5yp1ez9o *b r u h*
My dad drank it and he said he was gonna get some milk
@@user-en5yp1ez9o cap
B R U H
"But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.
I don’t get it
@@complexx_scam617its a relationship thing jim was heartbroken
Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.
Mine Hub
@@mosiaic underrated
How to kill steve
1.use a “bow”
I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇
This bow? 🎀
@@ayana707 good one lol
Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor
crossbow*
“But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.
wow. just wow
@@thatonecow546 Steak
Potato
@@thatonecow546 steak, mm
r/YourJokeButWorse
"What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
"There's 0% chance for us making it."
*"Jim, this is a hospital"*
LMAO
LOLL
9:39
Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂
Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
Alex: looks at camera
I say one thing poooo
Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....
Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.
I hate how I always die to the bow tie : (
“Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING
"We might not see polar bears in a few years"
Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them
Her wife what?
Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Steve: Visible confusion
Yea
Ya
Is ur pfp josuke
Jk jk i know its giorno just tryna trigger u
Who is giorno I dont know him
@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 ...................... ur either not on part 5 or u just didnt watch jojo
"Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
Dream: *NO*
OH NAAAATHAAAANN!!
Nathan: LEAVE ME ALOOONE !!!!!
**speedrun music intesifies**
Da da da da.... da da da da dream
*trance music for racing game plays*
Teacher: "the test is easy"
The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle
At the End Fortress
@@audge-audge At the End Fortress in The End
so true lol
(Show your work)
In the end.
The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos
Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
Sheep: I shall soon be executed
LOL
d e e p
A stack of likes
he got hearted, wait for the likes to pour in
I just died when he grabbed the other bow
First liker of this comment :)
No
There he is again😑😑😑
Henlo
Hey ray, leave me alone you ip hacker lol.
3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING
bruh the cow part had me laughing
“So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part
lololol i just got it
The ball
Lmao balls
I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it
"if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."
Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
Sheep: My days are numbered...
Ye
THE name of this video CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:57
"Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
"Its not the fire"
Literally 40 seconds ago
oh shit oh fuck
Steve: then what is i- no i please back up..
I laughed so hard at that
Ah sit
My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.
the king has *RETURNED*
You mean god
HUGELY missed opportunity for saying *The return of the* *_KING_*
Yees
OUR KING IS BACK
@@just_a_eric he's NOT A GOD!
“I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
The brother: no no no no no
Lmao
Why what happens
@@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister
@@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know
@@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-
steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
me : i don't ge- ( realization )
I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24
skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*
No, "The Sniper."
@@pumpking5992 No, the "Hitman."
@@JackAss-xo3gp NO THE SNIPER, "SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE."
@@pumpking5992 Either is good.
No, "The Panzer"
“No-one even wants to get close to me”
*couldn’t relate more*
:(
7:30 I spit out my drink.
Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these
Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.
“He knows to much”
“He knows to much”
*He knows to much*
What about the nether update trailer, they were in the same scene many times
He knows to much
Golden shovel
Him:she was a gold digger
Every guy ever:I get you man
Nathan never fails to make me laugh
2 years later, this video is just as good!
The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.
Dam-
Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol
5:30
The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.
“I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
“NOOOOOOOOO”
I died there 🤣
Yes
Sweeet home alabama
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ikr
@@L4ZYGL1TCH ye
Ye boy
“I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life
The loyalty thing got me
“Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
“End of what?”
*”End of our relationship”*
Hey hello I am a live we shall go to the end
What end
The end of the chat
oof
"There is a end but there isn't an end"
Me: ..............
Ooooof
Bruh
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”
No it’s more like
Ging ging: AEYA
No GIIIIIING GING says
aYaH
@@ahmad_dubs OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH
@@Cubert20 NIIIIIIIIICE
@Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to
Steve: How are we going to go The End, if there's no end
bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭
Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...
LMFAO
Lol
Lol
U are right
It’s not it’s better than google maps
" The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career
wait does it actually disappear if you throw it in the void?
@@kabeerkhan9797 yes
@@kabeerkhan9797 in java edition yes
@@RawPikachu alright thaks
lava too probably
My most favorite video of Nathan doan
"Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO
YES
@Ryan Madrigal Guerra LOL
LMAO 🤣😳🤣
What if they’re both boys 🤔
@@dukew4981 🌈
"What're you doing stepcow?"
What is he doing?
@@88Fingers999 lol
Shhhhhhhh you saw nothing
They kissing
@@88Fingers999 are u 5?
so much to comment on, not enough focus. this video is hilarious 😂😂😂
Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
Nathan: why would I do that
Therapist: to help her aim
My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
My dad: *NO*
Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.
@@lilactic7597 OOF
your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...
DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk
Your dad: but we don't have a cow
Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
Eye of Ender: *long silence*
Eye of Ender: “No.”
?????????
Wdym
@@UhmActually1 that was the quote from the video
@@UhmActually1 8:30
420 likes xD
When Alex just 😳 When she looks at you, I died🤣 and when Steve teleports “Yea that will make it last longer” “Nice!”.
Alex: “it’s Minecraft hell.”
Steve: *sees a fortnite skin dancing*
Me: lmao so true🤣🤣🤣
Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
The Eye Of Ender:" No"
*n o*
Its The Eye Of Ender Btw
Its The Eye of Ender you uncultered fool
@@Phantom-vg6xi dang chill dude
Lol
Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
Alex: no
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed
*:(*
:)
:v
:/
:D
"Enderdragon: my real name is dragon"
mojang: your real name is jean?
The fact nathan has a wig is glorious
"Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
Alex: ...
Steve: visual confusion*
Copying Aidan Zhong
?
:T
😈 Check out my new 🔞+ Omegle Trolling 😄😄
“I might as well call you a subscribe”
Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe
9:11 her real name is "jean?" (with the question mark)
you're jokes are like 20 times better than good dad jokes dude keep up the cOmEdY
“Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
Dream: *are you sure about that*
LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"
Lol
I miss Giiing ging 😭
I remember that video
@@ronnas4592 he is now gone gone
ya like ja- ginger palr
5:55 - 6:05 he wont be able to finish that potion effect early cause he never got the milk he wanted 😭
0:58 simple terms, steve.
the dimension of the portal we're looking for is called "The End". but the game has endLESS terrain.
"how long does that last?"
"3 minutes."
"Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
OMG IM DIENG
its Dying
@@average3055 it’s “It’s”
@@recklesspenguin2230 thx
@@average3055 It’s “Thanks”
@@ejanzbe It's "thx"
You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended
Alex: there's no end!
World border: AM I A JOKE TO YOU??!
me writing an 1 million essay about how nathan is my favorite youtuber: *intense keyboard noises*
Alex:set course for the end portal
Eye of ender: no
Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
Steve and alex: *has no shears*
Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"
1:56 The sheep had me dying 😂
There is NO other way to describe MINECRAFT better than this
Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*
"I could really use a hug"
-But if someone hugs you, you'll die
"Yeahhh, I could really use a hug".
Fucking gold
SAO reference
@@not4sail who said that?
*plays giormo's theme on piano*
@@not4sail how is it a sao reference.
@Yetti Boss nah bro you made it bad u didn’t fix it
2:37 he sounded like scooby doo from scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed and I can't stop laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭
jim and the creeper would be a great match. both seem to need a hug
no one:
steve to animals: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Lol
When the world needed him most. . .
*He came back.*
i love your vids
The eye of ender just saying “no” was perfect
“There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying
“What do our customers and Me breaking bedrock have in common? We’ll never make it!!!” “This is a hospital.”
When parents yell your full name 2:02
you uploaded this a week after my birthday
it felt like forever... HE IS BACK
I waited like 8 years
Dude dude i was just crying in my head in the corner just watching videos he made like 2 years ago because he hasn’t posted in FOREVER
I saw the notification when I woke up and I fell out of my bed
@@lincoln1019 i woke up to the notification i got mad but I saw it and I screamed like a little girl
I know it’s been 2 months since he made a video
"just tell me what u see"
*shows picture of hoe
"uh that's my ex"
"this is a hoe"
"I know"
Well its what they always say you can't put loyalty on a hoe
Oof
Well you also can’t put loyalty on a golden shovel.
@@djheird1212TRU LOL
And you can't put unbreakable on their heart
This is too small *cough* that’s what she said *cough*
THE BLAZE PART GOT ME I SPITED MY DRINK WHEN THE BLAZE SAID"no we dont suck fire its not that"
Steve : so to have fireball you need to suck the fire?
Blaze : no, not the fire 😐
“The one my dad drank has been lasting for 13 years now.”
His dad should probably find the milk.
Lol
He's got the invisibily for 13 years and have been trying to find the milk
r/wooosh
@@aid6nval r/whoosh
@@aid6nval what’s the r/woooosh for
"but if someone hugs you, you die.."
"oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
Damn that morbid humor
its hard to argue with his assesment