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  • čas přidán 27. 11. 2020
  • Minecraft but it's filmed like vine compilation... First there was Lion King but it's filmed like a vine compilation, but now there's Steve. Watch as Steve travels to the End and tries to defeat the Enderdragon. Man I'm typing this at 4:30 AM and can't even focus on what I'm typing. If you're reading this, type in "Dream isn't actually that good" down below. Lol you're gonna get downvoted to oblivion.
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  • @natetorres18
    @natetorres18 Před 3 lety +1312

    Cow: "You're my brother..."
    Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"

  • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
    @user-dh8oi2mk4f Před 3 lety +2634

    “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 Před 3 lety +22

      I under stand the there is an end but there is no end

    • @dafirstweebevermade27
      @dafirstweebevermade27 Před 3 lety +10

      I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended

    • @RiceLeYT
      @RiceLeYT Před 3 lety +4

      Hmm...

    • @static4939
      @static4939 Před 3 lety +9

      Steve: So there isn’t an end?
      Alex: Well yes but actually no.

    • @theprotnt596
      @theprotnt596 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft

  • @funisinfinite8479
    @funisinfinite8479 Před 2 lety +40

    “What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
    “Jim.”

  • @illuma718
    @illuma718 Před 2 lety +322

    "Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.

  • @Serena_724
    @Serena_724 Před 3 lety +7625

    The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*

  • @muhammadalfateh5415
    @muhammadalfateh5415 Před 3 lety +852

    " how long will it last?"
    "Three minutes."
    " *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "

  • @grainfarmer1156
    @grainfarmer1156 Před rokem +30

    "But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.

  • @dragongamer7139
    @dragongamer7139 Před 2 lety +84

    Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
    Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
    Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.

  • @ItsLimony
    @ItsLimony Před 3 lety +585

    How to kill steve
    1.use a “bow”

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +5

      I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 Před 3 lety +14

      This bow? 🎀

    • @RiceLeYT
      @RiceLeYT Před 3 lety +8

      @@ayana707 good one lol

    • @samiul1521
      @samiul1521 Před 3 lety +1

      Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor

    • @ryanthebeast6013
      @ryanthebeast6013 Před 3 lety +2

      crossbow*

  • @jasonp.3046
    @jasonp.3046 Před 3 lety +706

    “But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
    Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.

  • @blackjack9513
    @blackjack9513 Před 3 lety +134

    "What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
    "There's 0% chance for us making it."
    *"Jim, this is a hospital"*
    LMAO

  • @Zilithyne
    @Zilithyne Před 2 lety +53

    Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂

  • @xaviersfinance2664
    @xaviersfinance2664 Před 3 lety +423

    Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
    Alex: looks at camera

    • @Sad-ee5ms
      @Sad-ee5ms Před 3 lety +4

      I say one thing poooo

    • @Wandrer029
      @Wandrer029 Před 2 lety +2

      Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....

  • @johnnyappleseed9370
    @johnnyappleseed9370 Před 3 lety +280

    Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.

  • @KatzYT_
    @KatzYT_ Před 2 lety +19

    “Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING

  • @karlhanz1217
    @karlhanz1217 Před 2 lety +68

    "We might not see polar bears in a few years"
    Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them

  • @thedayracer866
    @thedayracer866 Před 3 lety +1177

    Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Steve: Visible confusion

  • @lucjohnson8932
    @lucjohnson8932 Před 3 lety +660

    "Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
    Dream: *NO*

  • @shinthant358
    @shinthant358 Před 2 lety +298

    Teacher: "the test is easy"
    The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
    Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle

  • @safidalatigames2778
    @safidalatigames2778 Před 2 lety +98

    The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos

  • @claire3782
    @claire3782 Před 3 lety +185

    Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
    Sheep: I shall soon be executed
    LOL

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 lety +7060

    I just died when he grabbed the other bow

  • @user-bu8uw9sn8j
    @user-bu8uw9sn8j Před 2 lety +3

    3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING

  • @thegrimreaper9776
    @thegrimreaper9776 Před rokem +16

    bruh the cow part had me laughing

  • @judehaddara6766
    @judehaddara6766 Před 3 lety +312

    “So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part

  • @iXinyue
    @iXinyue Před rokem +46

    I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it

  • @themarboi7276
    @themarboi7276 Před 2 lety +22

    "if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
    Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."

  • @techguy6241
    @techguy6241 Před 3 lety +236

    Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
    Sheep: My days are numbered...

  • @Gavinpv
    @Gavinpv Před 3 lety +555

    "Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
    "Its not the fire"

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 Před 2 lety +3

    My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.

  • @Random4eva
    @Random4eva Před 3 lety +402

    the king has *RETURNED*

  • @tsukuyomi6808
    @tsukuyomi6808 Před 3 lety +561

    “I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
    The brother: no no no no no

    • @rage4391
      @rage4391 Před 3 lety +7

      Lmao

    • @88Fingers999
      @88Fingers999 Před 3 lety +6

      Why what happens

    • @tsukuyomi6808
      @tsukuyomi6808 Před 3 lety +44

      @@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister

    • @spoop1948
      @spoop1948 Před 3 lety +3

      @@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know

    • @awsalmuhsen590
      @awsalmuhsen590 Před 3 lety +5

      @@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-

  • @SoggyMayonaise
    @SoggyMayonaise Před rokem +4

    steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
    sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
    brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
    sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
    brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
    me : i don't ge- ( realization )

  •  Před 2 lety +3

    I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24

  • @veritas8530
    @veritas8530 Před 3 lety +293

    skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
    skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*

  • @Ethyrus
    @Ethyrus Před 3 lety +120

    “No-one even wants to get close to me”
    *couldn’t relate more*

  • @TheUnknownD
    @TheUnknownD Před rokem +5

    7:30 I spit out my drink.

  • @Red-vu5qm
    @Red-vu5qm Před rokem +2

    Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these

  • @joshuaseo4934
    @joshuaseo4934 Před 3 lety +1510

    Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.

  • @sidecharacter5016
    @sidecharacter5016 Před 3 lety +222

    Golden shovel
    Him:she was a gold digger
    Every guy ever:I get you man

  • @Imhimyournottrey
    @Imhimyournottrey Před rokem +9

    Nathan never fails to make me laugh

  • @dentamongaming8996
    @dentamongaming8996 Před rokem +2

    2 years later, this video is just as good!

  • @rubaetm5353
    @rubaetm5353 Před 3 lety +1080

    The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.

    • @creativ9079
      @creativ9079 Před 3 lety +10

      Dam-

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 Před 2 lety +35

      Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using

    • @rubaetm5353
      @rubaetm5353 Před 2 lety +5

      @Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol

    • @farahqasim9702
      @farahqasim9702 Před 2 lety +9

      5:30

    • @memehivefive7145
      @memehivefive7145 Před 2 lety +9

      The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.

  • @ghoul1603
    @ghoul1603 Před 3 lety +1901

    “I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
    “NOOOOOOOOO”
    I died there 🤣

  • @cautious_mud9980
    @cautious_mud9980 Před 2 lety +4

    “I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life

  • @goblue4795
    @goblue4795 Před 2 lety +1

    The loyalty thing got me

  • @helloiamalive4184
    @helloiamalive4184 Před 3 lety +231

    “Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
    “End of what?”
    *”End of our relationship”*

  • @h0neypxtals
    @h0neypxtals Před 3 lety +155

    “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”

    • @Cubert20
      @Cubert20 Před 3 lety +6

      No it’s more like
      Ging ging: AEYA

    • @ahmad_dubs
      @ahmad_dubs Před 3 lety +1

      No GIIIIIING GING says
      aYaH

    • @Cubert20
      @Cubert20 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ahmad_dubs OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH

    • @ahmad_dubs
      @ahmad_dubs Před 3 lety

      @@Cubert20 NIIIIIIIIICE

    • @Cubert20
      @Cubert20 Před 3 lety

      @Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to

  • @aldrinelishahjabdshawal3640

    Steve: How are we going to go The End, if there's no end

  • @hoseoksrealwife
    @hoseoksrealwife Před 2 lety +2

    bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭

  • @mystical_bubble
    @mystical_bubble Před 3 lety +290

    Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...

  • @aieza8767
    @aieza8767 Před 3 lety +564

    " The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
    The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career

  • @yumeiikokoro
    @yumeiikokoro Před 2 lety

    My most favorite video of Nathan doan

  • @mooshroom3475
    @mooshroom3475 Před 3 lety +289

    "Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
    Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO

  • @mrthumbs3786
    @mrthumbs3786 Před 3 lety +181

    "What're you doing stepcow?"

  • @Boppo_Jr
    @Boppo_Jr Před 2 lety

    so much to comment on, not enough focus. this video is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @jozsefsenra7421
    @jozsefsenra7421 Před 2 lety +3

    Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
    Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
    Nathan: why would I do that
    Therapist: to help her aim

  • @demozero9265
    @demozero9265 Před 3 lety +675

    My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
    Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
    My dad: *NO*

    • @lilactic7597
      @lilactic7597 Před 3 lety +53

      Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.

    • @mrtoad9588
      @mrtoad9588 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lilactic7597 OOF

    • @bruhmoment9914
      @bruhmoment9914 Před 3 lety +5

      your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...

    • @acommonmilk1726
      @acommonmilk1726 Před 3 lety +3

      DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk

    • @perveenakhtar1816
      @perveenakhtar1816 Před 3 lety +1

      Your dad: but we don't have a cow

  • @gummygrenade
    @gummygrenade Před 3 lety +534

    Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
    Eye of Ender: *long silence*
    Eye of Ender: “No.”

  • @premarked5858
    @premarked5858 Před 2 lety +2

    When Alex just 😳 When she looks at you, I died🤣 and when Steve teleports “Yea that will make it last longer” “Nice!”.

  • @abdiel7635
    @abdiel7635 Před 2 lety +20

    Alex: “it’s Minecraft hell.”
    Steve: *sees a fortnite skin dancing*
    Me: lmao so true🤣🤣🤣

  • @Slayer-kf4ou
    @Slayer-kf4ou Před 3 lety +190

    Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
    The Eye Of Ender:" No"

  • @fancyduck7563
    @fancyduck7563 Před 3 lety +408

    Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
    Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
    Alex: no
    Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed

  • @alonzogarcia4760
    @alonzogarcia4760 Před 2 lety +3

    "Enderdragon: my real name is dragon"
    mojang: your real name is jean?

  • @mohammedabb985
    @mohammedabb985 Před rokem +2

    The fact nathan has a wig is glorious

  • @cursedrat
    @cursedrat Před 3 lety +101

    "Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
    Alex: ...
    Steve: visual confusion*

  • @autodecline1634
    @autodecline1634 Před 3 lety +30

    “I might as well call you a subscribe”
    Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe

  • @JunkNaut
    @JunkNaut Před 2 lety +8

    9:11 her real name is "jean?" (with the question mark)

  • @meyaroberts7078
    @meyaroberts7078 Před 2 lety

    you're jokes are like 20 times better than good dad jokes dude keep up the cOmEdY

  • @just_a_glitched_artist4455
    @just_a_glitched_artist4455 Před 3 lety +177

    “Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
    Dream: *are you sure about that*

    • @shaikhaalkaabi5286
      @shaikhaalkaabi5286 Před 3 lety +4

      LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU

    • @stock007usa
      @stock007usa Před 3 lety +4

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @mrdelux6222
      @mrdelux6222 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @synrdk
      @synrdk Před 3 lety +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @humann9324
      @humann9324 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

  • @stevenotsteven_9644
    @stevenotsteven_9644 Před 3 lety +84

    Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
    Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"

  • @sadpotatomuffin5350
    @sadpotatomuffin5350 Před 2 lety +2

    5:55 - 6:05 he wont be able to finish that potion effect early cause he never got the milk he wanted 😭

  • @AdamtheGam3r_
    @AdamtheGam3r_ Před 2 lety +3

    0:58 simple terms, steve.
    the dimension of the portal we're looking for is called "The End". but the game has endLESS terrain.

  • @its.nickayy
    @its.nickayy Před 3 lety +136

    "how long does that last?"
    "3 minutes."
    "Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
    OMG IM DIENG

  • @frownyy4501
    @frownyy4501 Před 3 lety +22

    You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended

  • @sanrai9077
    @sanrai9077 Před 2 lety +1

    Alex: there's no end!
    World border: AM I A JOKE TO YOU??!

  • @vickyomg
    @vickyomg Před 2 lety

    me writing an 1 million essay about how nathan is my favorite youtuber: *intense keyboard noises*

  • @krazykiddos3594
    @krazykiddos3594 Před 3 lety +59

    Alex:set course for the end portal
    Eye of ender: no

  • @emmanueladrioncabasis3261
    @emmanueladrioncabasis3261 Před 3 lety +87

    Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
    Steve and alex: *has no shears*
    Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"

  • @lordfoog8730
    @lordfoog8730 Před 2 lety +1

    1:56 The sheep had me dying 😂

  • @joshuabennington7643
    @joshuabennington7643 Před 2 lety +1

    There is NO other way to describe MINECRAFT better than this

  • @cj_cassette_tape_8893
    @cj_cassette_tape_8893 Před 3 lety +32

    Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
    Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
    Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*

  • @hyikun8123
    @hyikun8123 Před 3 lety +577

    "I could really use a hug"
    -But if someone hugs you, you'll die
    "Yeahhh, I could really use a hug".
    Fucking gold

    • @not4sail
      @not4sail Před 3 lety +1

      SAO reference

    • @hyikun8123
      @hyikun8123 Před 3 lety

      @@not4sail who said that?

    • @not4sail
      @not4sail Před 3 lety +6

      *plays giormo's theme on piano*

    • @m_e6289
      @m_e6289 Před 3 lety

      @@not4sail how is it a sao reference.

    • @unpredictable2787
      @unpredictable2787 Před 3 lety +1

      @Yetti Boss nah bro you made it bad u didn’t fix it

  • @Muichi_Yama025
    @Muichi_Yama025 Před 2 lety +1

    2:37 he sounded like scooby doo from scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed and I can't stop laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @wayababaya
    @wayababaya Před 2 lety

    jim and the creeper would be a great match. both seem to need a hug

  • @rxph_official
    @rxph_official Před 3 lety +184

    no one:
    steve to animals: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @AEFBLectobri
    @AEFBLectobri Před 3 lety +31

    When the world needed him most. . .
    *He came back.*

  • @stvbrookie
    @stvbrookie Před 2 lety +1

    i love your vids

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT Před 2 lety

    The eye of ender just saying “no” was perfect

  • @idiocymultiplied4393
    @idiocymultiplied4393 Před 3 lety +135

    “There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying

  • @yourmomson8013
    @yourmomson8013 Před 3 lety +23

    “What do our customers and Me breaking bedrock have in common? We’ll never make it!!!” “This is a hospital.”

  • @Beefstudios_official
    @Beefstudios_official Před 2 lety +2

    When parents yell your full name 2:02

  • @lemonsoupwastaken
    @lemonsoupwastaken Před 2 lety

    you uploaded this a week after my birthday

  • @bobhotdog6632
    @bobhotdog6632 Před 3 lety +312

    it felt like forever... HE IS BACK

    • @drywalljr
      @drywalljr Před 3 lety +6

      I waited like 8 years

    • @slshkiva
      @slshkiva Před 3 lety +5

      Dude dude i was just crying in my head in the corner just watching videos he made like 2 years ago because he hasn’t posted in FOREVER

    • @lincoln1019
      @lincoln1019 Před 3 lety +5

      I saw the notification when I woke up and I fell out of my bed

    • @drywalljr
      @drywalljr Před 3 lety +2

      @@lincoln1019 i woke up to the notification i got mad but I saw it and I screamed like a little girl

    • @roseortillano1657
      @roseortillano1657 Před 3 lety +1

      I know it’s been 2 months since he made a video

  • @shbavel3647
    @shbavel3647 Před 3 lety +77

    "just tell me what u see"
    *shows picture of hoe
    "uh that's my ex"
    "this is a hoe"
    "I know"
    Well its what they always say you can't put loyalty on a hoe

    • @clayishh
      @clayishh Před 3 lety +1

      Oof

    • @djheird1212
      @djheird1212 Před 3 lety +1

      Well you also can’t put loyalty on a golden shovel.

    • @shbavel3647
      @shbavel3647 Před 3 lety +1

      @@djheird1212TRU LOL

    • @Poizedddoesaa
      @Poizedddoesaa Před 3 lety +1

      And you can't put unbreakable on their heart

    • @g4mb1t68
      @g4mb1t68 Před 3 lety

      This is too small *cough* that’s what she said *cough*

  • @lukbancapati2468
    @lukbancapati2468 Před 2 lety

    THE BLAZE PART GOT ME I SPITED MY DRINK WHEN THE BLAZE SAID"no we dont suck fire its not that"

  • @mangobing2717
    @mangobing2717 Před 2 lety +1

    Steve : so to have fireball you need to suck the fire?
    Blaze : no, not the fire 😐

  • @radi0sowithazero979
    @radi0sowithazero979 Před 3 lety +266

    “The one my dad drank has been lasting for 13 years now.”
    His dad should probably find the milk.

  • @z0inks133
    @z0inks133 Před 3 lety +68

    "but if someone hugs you, you die.."
    "oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
    Damn that morbid humor

  • @1bucketcrusader834
    @1bucketcrusader834 Před 2 lety

    its hard to argue with his assesment