A wonderful snapshot of modern Britain. Graffiti, litter, shutters on every shop, discarded wheels on floor, discord stickers, dystopian parking vans, idiot coppers, broken phones, suicidal squirrels, weeds everywhere, dodgy pointing and raining.
So true. It's an absolute mess. Never mind, the politicians have just claimed their expenses. For what though? All those things you mentioned are irrelevant to them. Let's just think for a minute where all those Taxes are going. As for the Police, it's a job that people do when they have no souls ... or morals!
I think a child learning to walk is much more appealing. They try, they fail, they make progress and eventually they crack it. Plod is like a broken robot that has reached its operating capacity. Zero growth
In psychology, what AB does, is called a Cross Transaction. "What are you doing?" "Sorry?" As opposed To grovelling and panicking. He is very skilfull.
I agree, last time a cop asked me what I was doing. I looked him in the face, and said what I am doing is none of your business. And if I need your assistance I will let you know. Now go and help those people who have reported burglaries. Instead of looking to cause trouble, go and help people already looking for help. Or words similar, but he got the point. They have no need to ask you anything. They have no need to search you and use excuses.
I think that's a valid point. Those that criticise auditors for allegedly provoking confrontation to get CZcams views seem to miss that a person going about his/her lawful occasion shouldn't be pestered by somebody questioning them anymore than I would approach a cop and start asking what are they up to and who they are. It's the photography that seems to so rile them up, if I were truly bent on malfeasance the one thing I would not do is pull out a camera and attract their unwanted attention, something so obvious yet seems to escape the comprehension of the police.
@@David-xp7sr it's the camera that attracts them. And they believe that's a reason to ask all the questions. It's not a reason it's not even a crime to take photos or record lol. But it's the cops you know them by now.
Entitlement of the highest level " Standing in front of our gates , our station " thus that attitude leads to a superiority believe . Keep safe man and always watch your back.
There's a McDonald's near every police station. Word has it. If you pick up that yellow phone, you can place your order at McDonald's, then just pick it up without queuing...!
When they say their only having a conversation ask them what they are planning to do after work, what hobbies they have, how they spend their time when not at work. That's a conversation worth having.
The cop said it himself, that police record auditors. So the moral is to never say youre an auditor. Say youre a tourist from out of town taking pictures.
It's more than six years since I went back to Britain. After watching this vlog I think I will do at least another six! So depressing! Greetings from Thailand.
Oh dear! A severe case of Area 51 Syndrome here.... Inspector Big Ears needs to calm down and get over the fact that he's not entitled to answers to all his stupid questions despite being in full cosplay in front of "his" police station.
Yeah PC Beardybigears was a bit borderline. 'I have the right to be here ... so do I ... not in my police station' not great, but then, thankfully, chose to back off, albeit with the inevitable instructions about where you can stand etc. The other guy seemed to have a little bit more brainpower to help him out.
@@28johann1Ever notice how they can never just concede and walk away? They ALWAYS have to have a final attempt to assert themselves by stating the obvious. Don't stand in front of the gate while cars are going in/out? Really? No shit? Good thing you told me because I was planning to stand just there. Idiot!
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos
Wonder if there has EVER been a time when a plod has left the scene WITHOUT uttering a directive...or two? They just cannot resist exercising their perceived authority.....it's an ego thing.
As an ex-pat pom, sitting here in my little house in country Victoria, Australia, I look at this video and think to myself, 'Do I really miss England?" The answer is, of course, "No, not a bit'.
That’s how Maccy D’s REALLY make their money! They are one of the biggest real estate/land owners in the world!! (oh, and their ice cream machine racket too!! 😂)
I was in a wedding and this woman opposite looked at me and said “every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..” I asked in excitement “are you single?” She replied ‘NO’ I’m a Dentist
How do police still carry on as if recording is not allowed. Also why do they ask if you have a CZcams channel or not will they treat you differently if you don't? Maybe your response should be when asked if you are an auditor you should say yes you are an accountant lol 🤣 Great video as always keep up the good work.
@@jackjones1249... The Police forgetting that they are Police and not a paramilitary group, and demanding explanations from the public when no legal basis exists for that demand. It certainly has echoes of mid 30's Germany.
I don't love it, it gives the impression that people in England are only really patriotic when it comes to football. That's the only time you will see the St Georges Flag in major cities these days.
“We always record auditors because they record us”. The Peel policing principles are clearly being upheld and as high as the moral principles of their constables.
This morning, here in Canada, I got pulled over by a Mountie even though I’d done nothing wrong. He came unglued on me, yelling and gesticulating, while armed to the teeth with a pistol, taser, pepper spray, and an assault rifle while garbed in bulletproof kit holding spare magazines. I began filming his antics which had the effect of calming him down a bit. What happened next is surreal: we ended up in his car talking about PTSD which resulted in him bursting into tears and apologising to me for pulling me over in the first place. He gave me his card and invited me out for a beer. He can eff off. He’s nucking futs.
The worry is that the "Mountie" always get their man. Google Wayne Couzins to understand why getting in a vehicle with a cop, tends to lead to a shorter life!
YO! AB!! When you were filming those two police, the shot you had was giving us a great message from that bridge, kinda symbolic after what they have put you 'The UK OG Auditor' through in many of your videos. 😂😂
without permission according 7 principles DPA 1998 @12:04 and PACE section 64A (1A) photographed elsewhere (a) with the appropriate "consent " and CODE D5.12A :- Photographs taken under PACE, section 64A (a) may be taken with persons consent hence :- CASE Law :- Wood v Commissioner of police (for retaining photographs) great content yet again 👌👍🏻
Hello AB I've been watching your lovely videos since 🔐down. Thank you for your hard work and educating people like me 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏 Please, please next time when you are in London and have time, visit Camden Town (Camden lock) it's a very crowded place with tourists from all over the world,there are five or six punks people with different looking and outfit,they charge tourists £1 a picture(that is the way they make money,which is absolutely fine),but if you take picture/📷s without paying,they won't let you go,unless you pay. Stay safe 🙏
One thing that I give you ratings on is that when you're at the front desk, you don't film civilians that are there. That deserves a lot of respect. There are some auditors that don't care and will just be an idiot and film everyone.
"Our gates our vehicles, my Police station" I think they are our Police stations, our gates and our vehicles and you are our employees ....... until you are found out.
Repeated ' hanging around' 3 times. Didn't announce BWC active Determined he was an auditor, promptly toddled off leaving with the inevitable departing directive about where to stand. Sorry A.B. , no section 43 blah blah blah this time.
Donalds is there because they have a rather long lease and are refusing to move, hence why this building is empty with only Donalds at the corner. Once their lease is up, building is to be torn down and land redeveloped. there used to be a huge police lab opposite the back of the police station, behind the Tankard pub, but it was torn down in 2016 and new residential block was built in its place. Progress...
When they always say stay away from gates because of vehicles ….it’s the drivers responsibility to make sure they are driving safely and don’t injure pedestrians ……they love getting the last word/ order in
A wonderful snapshot of modern Britain. Graffiti, litter, shutters on every shop, discarded wheels on floor, discord stickers, dystopian parking vans, idiot coppers, broken phones, suicidal squirrels, weeds everywhere, dodgy pointing and raining.
Even virtue signalling with flags
You should see this place on a Sunday morning! 🤮🚽💩🍔🍟🍻🍺🍻🍺
did you see the parliament video AB did. was rubbish and litter around that building
So true. It's an absolute mess.
Never mind, the politicians have just claimed their expenses. For what though?
All those things you mentioned are irrelevant to them.
Let's just think for a minute where all those Taxes are going.
As for the Police, it's a job that people do when they have no souls ... or morals!
It is baffling as why anyone wants to come here!!
They just want a conversation..why the fuck don't they just talk to each other ?
They must have been instructed by there bosses leave auditors alone, that can only be a good thing.
Too busy bonking eachother
Watching the Met police trying to engage in conversation with a human being is always entertaining. Like watching a child learning to walk perhaps.
Great psychology experiment. Examples in how not to do it.
Yes seems more like an interrogation than a conversation.
If it's one sided, --- it is an interrogation.
I think a child learning to walk is much more appealing. They try, they fail, they make progress and eventually they crack it. Plod is like a broken robot that has reached its operating capacity. Zero growth
@@JuxtaPositionings fair point ✅
It's not just a conversation, it's a recorded interview without caution
Whenever a cop says "just" or "only" they are lying, every single time........
They always say they are just having a conversation. 😂
This needs to become the common understanding of this scenario
In psychology, what AB does, is called a Cross Transaction. "What are you doing?" "Sorry?" As opposed
To grovelling and panicking. He is very skilfull.
Watching AB getting the usual questioning and copsplaining and then seeing what’s written on the bridge behind the 2 police 😂😂😂
Well spotted!
It just two under cover plods had his ears ajusted to hear what people say 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would call it unreasonable to ask WHY a Citizen is standing in Public breaking NO Laws
I agree, last time a cop asked me what I was doing. I looked him in the face, and said what I am doing is none of your business. And if I need your assistance I will let you know. Now go and help those people who have reported burglaries. Instead of looking to cause trouble, go and help people already looking for help. Or words similar, but he got the point.
They have no need to ask you anything. They have no need to search you and use excuses.
I think that's a valid point.
Those that criticise auditors for allegedly provoking confrontation to get CZcams views seem to miss that a person going about his/her lawful occasion shouldn't be pestered by somebody questioning them anymore than I would approach a cop and start asking what are they up to and who they are.
It's the photography that seems to so rile them up, if I were truly bent on malfeasance the one thing I would not do is pull out a camera and attract their unwanted attention, something so obvious yet seems to escape the comprehension of the police.
@@David-xp7sr it's the camera that attracts them. And they believe that's a reason to ask all the questions. It's not a reason it's not even a crime to take photos or record lol.
But it's the cops you know them by now.
Me too. It's part of their gaslighting routine to get you to agree with them as they treat you like dirt.
Our boi AB does his bit as well like hides between car, but makes sure they see him, or act rattled or guilty when spoken to, it's also not illegal
Entitlement of the highest level " Standing in front of our gates , our station " thus that attitude leads to a superiority believe . Keep safe man and always watch your back.
There's a McDonald's near every police station. Word has it. If you pick up that yellow phone, you can place your order at McDonald's, then just pick it up without queuing...!
Police making sure you don't see the delivery of human meat
@@FredPerps
McSoylent
I bet that’s true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
More than likely a tunnel between the two.
Police canteen conveniently just up the road .
When they say their only having a conversation ask them what they are planning to do after work, what hobbies they have, how they spend their time when not at work. That's a conversation worth having.
Exactly a conversation has to appeal and be inclusive to both parties.
No, that is mere chit-chat. Conversation is something quite different.
The cop said it himself, that police record auditors. So the moral is to never say youre an auditor. Say youre a tourist from out of town taking pictures.
You do realise that its illegal to lie to police?
As if that would stop them recording you.
AB is from Asgard.
@liamdavin8607 I think that may be true, once you are under caution.
Hes a tourist from out of town taking pictures, which is all true. How is that a lie?
It's more than six years since I went back to Britain. After watching this vlog I think I will do at least another six! So depressing! Greetings from Thailand.
Love your video 👍👍👍👍Greetings from englishman in Malta ❤❤❤
Surely you mean New York?
@@cypeman8037Nah. Definitely from Malta. He drinks coffee and likes his toast done on _both_ sides.
Greetings #2 from an English man in Malta! Where abouts you based? I’m in Gzira :)
Love Malta!
@@zerocompanyhq Malta!! that's true and i eat normal bacon not burnt 🤣🤣
You’re too funny AB. Find myself in stitches watching your videos all the time, never change 😂
squirrel!!! big fat squirrel !!! Thanks AB, i always enjoy your videos. Watching from The Caribbean island of Puerto Rico
Oh dear! A severe case of Area 51 Syndrome here.... Inspector Big Ears needs to calm down and get over the fact that he's not entitled to answers to all his stupid questions despite being in full cosplay in front of "his" police station.
Yeah PC Beardybigears was a bit borderline. 'I have the right to be here ... so do I ... not in my police station' not great, but then, thankfully, chose to back off, albeit with the inevitable instructions about where you can stand etc. The other guy seemed to have a little bit more brainpower to help him out.
@@28johann1Ever notice how they can never just concede and walk away? They ALWAYS have to have a final attempt to assert themselves by stating the obvious. Don't stand in front of the gate while cars are going in/out? Really? No shit? Good thing you told me because I was planning to stand just there. Idiot!
We've seen much worse
I think he can get xm radio with those antennas
😂😂😂
You'll love Scotland AB you will welcomed by magnificent landscape!
Not as many english flags, well maybe edinburgh
@@northcountrybhoy Edinburgh is England lol
@@MrGoldenV been a london suburb for decades
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos
😂
Uhm, kangaroo steak, better than bugs.😊
My money is on the kangaroos.
We meet again , free Uruguay 🇺🇾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wonder if there has EVER been a time when a plod has left the scene WITHOUT uttering a directive...or two? They just cannot resist exercising their perceived authority.....it's an ego thing.
I remember shopping Walworths when i was younger, great store!
Do you mean Woolworths?
No way you came here!! 😮 lool pleaaaase bro please please so peckham police station 🙏🏿🙏🏿
lols
Acton
I thinks it’s closed to the public now
As an ex-pat pom, sitting here in my little house in country Victoria, Australia, I look at this video and think to myself, 'Do I really miss England?" The answer is, of course, "No, not a bit'.
Been here all my life mate its turned into a broken shithole.😢
Yep wish I'd done the same as you and moved abroad away from this shithole....☹️
Unfortunately, Australia will be the same in 30 years time.
there's no English people left in your old country pal, you wouldn't recognise the place
@@briwire138 You could be right there, fortunately I'm 74 now so I doubt that I'll be around to see it happen here.
I always wondered what the lead singer of the ordinary boys was up to these days. Surprised Preston took up policing to be honest.
The squirrel was the star of the show! 😊
The great British police service, OVERSTAFFED and UNDERWORKED
That’s how Maccy D’s REALLY make their money! They are one of the biggest real estate/land owners in the world!! (oh, and their ice cream machine racket too!! 😂)
I used to love a ice cream from Macdonalds. Until I found out that the Ice cream machines dont get cleaned as often as they should.
@@user-py5ct1go2sand that the milkshake mix has so much pork in it
@@user-py5ct1go2sI’m going to go out on a limb here and say that goes for all ice cream machines not just McDonalds. They don’t clean themselves
Good to see the AB King of auditors back, his loyal subjects Yardley ski and the Laughing Auditor have been following in his footsteps 😂
Am looking for ronald ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣good video A.B.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Baffled look on guy's face was pure comedy
@@28johann1 yeah it was looking around for ronald ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣a.b.is comedy gold ..
McDonald?
4:17 AB - a fellow man of culture! 🤣😁🔥
They found not only an auditor, they found THE AUDITOR!
"Can i ask you what you're doing?" Minding my own business, im gonna do it all day long
My 🕷️ Spidey sense's tells me that space above Macdonald's could be on the cards for ILLEGAL MIGRANT accommodation 🧐
Please bring back the funny accent audits
AB did one when he got arrested few weeks back, it was hilarious when he was in the station lol.
Hate them.
Oui, oui, oui 🇫🇷
Isn't AB French? He sounds like he is.
I was in a wedding and this woman opposite looked at me and said “every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..”
I asked in excitement “are you single?”
She replied ‘NO’ I’m a Dentist
🤣🤣🤣🤜🤛
🤷🤣🤣🤣🤜🤛@@marypettyfer4640
😂😂😂😂
How do police still carry on as if recording is not allowed. Also why do they ask if you have a CZcams channel or not will they treat you differently if you don't? Maybe your response should be when asked if you are an auditor you should say yes you are an accountant lol 🤣 Great video as always keep up the good work.
"It's yours now is it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its like Gestapo Germany
It is so offensive. To the Gestapo.
The PC on the right is nearly there with his cute little black uniform.
Nothing like it.
@@jackjones1249... The Police forgetting that they are Police and not a paramilitary group, and demanding explanations from the public when no legal basis exists for that demand. It certainly has echoes of mid 30's Germany.
@@johnvienta7622The two police guys in this video were fine. Stop exaggerating.
Man it certainly rains alot in England. I'm going back to Asgard
😂
Love the flags big up that estate
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I don't love it, it gives the impression that people in England are only really patriotic when it comes to football. That's the only time you will see the St Georges Flag in major cities these days.
Thanks AB, been watching for a while, one of my few regular subs. Here’s some warm beer money from Oz.
Thank you so much that’s very nice of you , lots of beer and a milkshakes for junior.
Thank you
“We always record auditors because they record us”. The Peel policing principles are clearly being upheld and as high as the moral principles of their constables.
You forgot to say, Yoooooooo😂
A valuable officer. He can hear crimes 20 miles away
What an absolutely charming corner of this septic isle.
"my police station" "my gate"
Tyrant
ITV this morning celebrating st David’s day ,
Bet they don’t do St George’s day 😢😢😢😢
I was in stitches when you said you are looking for ronald 😂😂😂
Then the security guy kept repeating the name with complete confusion 😂😂😂😂
😂 "oh she needs to get dressed..oh squirrel " AB was like a dog that got distracted 😂
Love the flags 👏🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Best one i have seen thanks AB cheered me up.
Nice bit of grafitti on the green bridge lol
Good spot hawkeye, it took me 3 reruns before I saw it it.
@@David-xp7sr🤣🤣🤣
My police station 😂 OUR police station!!
Never heard of that before, a policeman owns the station ! Wow
I love the graffiti on the bridge in the background.😂
Love that writing on the bridge "F... Police"
This morning, here in Canada, I got pulled over by a Mountie even though I’d done nothing wrong. He came unglued on me, yelling and gesticulating, while armed to the teeth with a pistol, taser, pepper spray, and an assault rifle while garbed in bulletproof kit holding spare magazines.
I began filming his antics which had the effect of calming him down a bit.
What happened next is surreal: we ended up in his car talking about PTSD which resulted in him bursting into tears and apologising to me for pulling me over in the first place. He gave me his card and invited me out for a beer.
He can eff off. He’s nucking futs.
Wow. That mountie is a danger.
@@ericoverthereWell, he ruined my day. He might permanently ruin somebody else’s.
The worry is that the "Mountie" always get their man.
Google Wayne Couzins to understand why getting in a vehicle with a cop, tends to lead to a shorter life!
@@giffgaffnettwork5626Yeah, I know who Couzens is, but I’m an ex paratrooper not poor Sarah Everard. Still, point taken.
Funny made me laugh
That is hilarious, mate! Captain Black didn't have a clue until his Sidekick drew him a picture! Great start to the weekend, cheers!
The little police officer had a deeper voice than expected.
Big ears made himself look the right tool 😂
When they ask you if you're an Auditor, reply: "Why? Do you like double-entry?" 🤣🤣🤣
I can smell the Brexit off that estate through my phone.
I also liked that part of the video.
The security guard is on the alert for the Hamburglar. He's keeping McDonalds safe.
Am i the only one noticed f**k the police Graffiti next to the station ?🤣
AB is now SAB - "Suspected Auditing Britain." 😁
If I worked for the police I would invite auditors to test all my staff and deal with any failures
The handsome blond cop I’ve seen him before. He helped the laughing auditor when he got assaulted by a security guard. Top bloke I think 👏🏻
When the copper came out you missed the chance to say 'I was told this was a McDonald's'
YO! AB!! When you were filming those two police, the shot you had was giving us a great message from that bridge, kinda symbolic after what they have put you 'The UK OG Auditor' through in many of your videos. 😂😂
I wonder what she was doing in the office without her top on😂 she’s stacked
I wonder if the Spanish Inquisition went around telling everyone they were just having a conversation.
Perhaps that could be AB's new line, " I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition".
Love your vids ,keep going, love from Scotland ❤😂😂xxxx
Well played as always AB keep up the good work ;-)
without permission according 7 principles DPA 1998 @12:04 and
PACE section 64A
(1A) photographed elsewhere
(a) with the appropriate "consent "
and
CODE D5.12A :- Photographs taken under PACE, section 64A
(a) may be taken with persons consent
hence :-
CASE Law :- Wood v Commissioner of police (for retaining photographs)
great content yet again 👌👍🏻
The guy in the hut does a great job to look out for the Hamburglar 😂
Omg. It's Kirby Estate. I used to live there!!
Two geniuses at work. This my friends is what we have been dragged down to.
You should see the looks I get when I ask people what their doing in MY STREET.
Importing our new country products
Just a conversation… ppl don’t ask intrusive questions during a chat. That’s NEVER *JUST* a conversation.
AB, I would like to see you try some more accents like your videos in the past, It's comedy gold.
AB's inner dawg came out when he seen the squirrel 🤣
Breakfast for some.
He's like are you an auditor, do you have to be officially licensed to be such?
U need to link up with the Torbinator u both good at what you do it would be an awesome video
Hello AB
I've been watching your lovely videos since 🔐down.
Thank you for your hard work and educating people like me 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏
Please, please next time when you are in London and have time, visit Camden Town (Camden lock) it's a very crowded place with tourists from all over the world,there are five or six punks people with different looking and outfit,they charge tourists £1 a picture(that is the way they make money,which is absolutely fine),but if you take picture/📷s without paying,they won't let you go,unless you pay.
Stay safe 🙏
There is a weakness. "What's is an auditor" they flee the scene.
Quite. I've yet to hear a good reply to this one.
You have become very famous
Mr AB 😂😂 you need to start wearing a disguise 🥸
One thing that I give you ratings on is that when you're at the front desk, you don't film civilians that are there. That deserves a lot of respect. There are some auditors that don't care and will just be an idiot and film everyone.
"Civilians"? Do you think these costumed goons are the military?
The "Fuck The Police" spray paint in the background is golden.
"what the hell is an auditor" said AB the grandaddy of them all :P
excellent ab
wayching from philippines
How does every policeman in the UK not know who AB is by now? He's a star!
Interesting writing on the bridge above the police stayshon 😂😂😂😂😂
"Our gates our vehicles, my Police station" I think they are our Police stations, our gates and our vehicles and you are our employees ....... until you are found out.
Nice and lovely
Oh yeah!
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👃
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Lovely and nice 🤨
Repeated ' hanging around' 3 times.
Didn't announce BWC active
Determined he was an auditor, promptly toddled off leaving with the inevitable departing directive about where to stand.
Sorry A.B. , no section 43 blah blah blah this time.
AB, what’s the app you use that locks your phone and keeps recording until the battery drains?
Just google your own question the answer is top of google page
Simples
A police station is a Place of work same as a shop factory or office, NOTHING MORE
Donalds is there because they have a rather long lease and are refusing to move, hence why this building is empty with only Donalds at the corner. Once their lease is up, building is to be torn down and land redeveloped. there used to be a huge police lab opposite the back of the police station, behind the Tankard pub, but it was torn down in 2016 and new residential block was built in its place.
Progress...
Man, its always raining there. How do you stand it.
Imagine the amount of Gammon they barbecue on the Kirby Estate in summer😂😂😂
And no foreign slop😂😂😂😮
@@floydisnutz8443where's dem white women at ❤❤❤
@@johnathandaviddunster38 Have em we definitely don't want yours ❤️❤️😄😁 statistics.
@@floydisnutz8443mate English women look rancid 😂
When they always say stay away from gates because of vehicles ….it’s the drivers responsibility to make sure they are driving safely and don’t injure pedestrians ……they love getting the last word/ order in