That reminds me to the first Terrifier movie. 😂 (Please don't watch if you can't handle gore, I warned you!) Cool, iconic villain though IMO, I collected both movies. Edit: Oh, also the game Outlast, hehe. IYKYK.
@@Skzluvvrr to help you out: The ancient Mayan's and Inca's as i said were already experimenting with hydraulic technology ( how else did they manage to lug 3-5 ton bricks to build their temples??). Both tribes shared their knowledge about this kind of technology and managed to document it but some of the documents were destroyed in earthquakes and some lost over the centuries but they did manage to pass down what they knew to other rising Ancient civilizations ( Egyptians, Romans, Greeks). They did however experiment with other technologies ( electricity briefly until Nikola Tesla perfected it in the 1800's, and many other technologies). However, before some of the more experiments of technology ( of which we use and take for granted today) a massive earthquake rocked both the mayans and inca camps that resulted in catastrophic losses and damages. But the mayan and inca temples strangely enough survived the earthquakes, and now sit in ruins. You can do a ton of research on both civilizations and condense it to where its presentable on a power point slide or digital film. Good luck with your project.
@@tanuki_raccoon12"few months" yup hes a newbie yall 😂 mfs say shit like this all the time, watch other people react to satisfying videos theyll say worse things. Thefes this one guy literally moans cuz its so satisfying he'll be like "yesss zaddy!" Makes me laugh my ass off
At my previous job, they had a machine that could slice large amounts of paper. It had the most satisfying sound. I was the first person to begin using it after they bought it. I was so jealous when others finally learned how to use it. I miss that sound.
@RichardSalesOfficial you are such a dork and i love it lol ALWAYS making me laugh and smile! I also LOVE the videos...so freaking satisfying! I have depression really bad and for some reason these videos make me feel better. Thanks for making videos and being funny as heck! Haha
Some of these remind me of the dye press machines I used to work with...meant to pret cut stickers and others things. Get it wrong once and your hand gets demolished and cut up bad. And I would move fast as heck to. My boss saw me one day and was like damn you good and fast, but domt get that hand caught or you won't be using it much more.
I have some pretty wicked impulses myself 😂 Add that with the facts that I have zero sense of self-preservation, the patience of a ferret jacked up on Jolt, and I'm getting myself into some T-R-O-U-B-L-E TONIGHT! 🤣
My dad worked as the (unpaid, but that's another story...) supervisor in a small sawmill. They had surprisingly few accidents because he was very strict with them. Outside of work, they were literally friends and family. Inside work, it was ALL work. The worst accident they had in 20 years was the OWNER forgetting safety procedures and getting 3 fingers cut off. They were sewn back on but never worked quite right.
If you like this, you should try watching videos where they got the giant shredders that shred metal that take on cars and other types of junkyard material. You might like it and find it satisfying.
The legs one reminds me to the first Terrifier movie. 😅 (Please don't watch if you can't handle gore, I warned you!) Cool, iconic villain IMO, I collected both movies. Another movie that come to my mind is Bone Tomahawk. Oh yeah, also the game Outlast, hehe. IYKYK.
I'm sure someone's hand, leg, arm, and fingers have all been removed from any one of those machines at some point. They are absolutely terrifying, but luckily they are slow. The really dangerous ones are the ones that spin really fast.
In the early 30’s my grandfather did get his hand caught in a machine. Drove himself to the hospital, one handed with a 1930’s truck. No power steering or automatic transmission back then. He lived another 70 years without that hand.
I love how he actually gets interested in whats going on lol. U can see the gears turning in his head at times trying to figure things out. Makes these vids so much better than other ppl that do this type 👍
I worked in a factory, when I was 18, as a machine press operator. 2 ton metal dies would cut & crimp the metal plates into the right size & shape to make lawn equipment, and I’d have to switch the plate from spot to spot between each press… but one time the metal die came loose & fell, as I was going to move the plate from under it and I just barely jerked my hands away in time, to keep them from being crushed. The next day, our foreman put me on the same machine and I was anxious, so I asked him AND the man who repaired the machine, “Are you CERTAIN it’s fixed & that won’t happen again?” And they both reassured me & the repairman said, “Yes, the bolts were stripped, and we replaced everything. There’s NO WAY it’ll happen again. It’s perfectly safe!” About 2hrs into my shift, it happened again, & again, I just barely missed having my hands crushed/severed by the 4,000lb metal die. I walked off the job and never looked back. No amount of money is worth losing your hands!
We use a crimping machine to make metal insulation caps that go over big pipes.. and it is indeed the most satisfying thing to watch and crank yourself.
I can’t remember the exact details but there’s this one machine that I think deals with fabric making and if you’re not careful and quick enough it will literally take your fingers off. I knew a woman who used to use those meat slicer tools at grocery stores. She wasn’t careful and it sliced her palm off. I knew a man who worked on making loafs and one of his thumbs got caught in a machine and sliced up his thumb nail. Finally my second eldest caught his hair in a machine that deals with clay and it ripped off his hair from his head. I’m not talking a small piece either. I’m talking like… half his head was now bald. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. Machines even the ones that aren’t electronic will always scare me and I think it’s always important to be cautious around them. If you choose to deal with machinery in anyway.🧐
Okay hear me out, just hear me out! I know you’ll think I’m a psychopath, but I assure you I’m not! But from the beginning of this video to the end, I couldn’t stop thinking about the best possible way to use each of these machines as torture equipments 😂
“that reminds me of someone’s legs” …
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That reminds me to the first Terrifier movie. 😂 (Please don't watch if you can't handle gore, I warned you!) Cool, iconic villain though IMO, I collected both movies. Edit: Oh, also the game Outlast, hehe. IYKYK.
@@LadyVoldemort I came to the comments to see if anyone thought the same thing 😂
The best part is that is called the crotchwood lol
Hydraulics are amazingly terrifying.
@rasputin you can thank the ancient mayan's and inca's for hydraulics they were already experimenting with various types of hydraulic machinery.
@@MsWiccanpriestesswhat a coincidence I would see a comment about the Incas! I’m literally doing a project about them!
@@Skzluvvrrcool
They happen to be a fcking pain in the ass for students too!
@@Skzluvvrr to help you out: The ancient Mayan's and Inca's as i said were already experimenting with hydraulic technology ( how else did they manage to lug 3-5 ton bricks to build their temples??). Both tribes shared their knowledge about this kind of technology and managed to document it but some of the documents were destroyed in earthquakes and some lost over the centuries but they did manage to pass down what they knew to other rising Ancient civilizations ( Egyptians, Romans, Greeks). They did however experiment with other technologies ( electricity briefly until Nikola Tesla perfected it in the 1800's, and many other technologies). However, before some of the more experiments of technology ( of which we use and take for granted today) a massive earthquake rocked both the mayans and inca camps that resulted in catastrophic losses and damages. But the mayan and inca temples strangely enough survived the earthquakes, and now sit in ruins. You can do a ton of research on both civilizations and condense it to where its presentable on a power point slide or digital film. Good luck with your project.
Felt it in the log splitter
“Yeah, that was sexy.” Bro you be saying the weirdest stuff
i said the same thing tho
you're clearly new
I’m not, I’ve been watching for a few months
He just says what we are thinking
@@tanuki_raccoon12"few months" yup hes a newbie yall 😂 mfs say shit like this all the time, watch other people react to satisfying videos theyll say worse things. Thefes this one guy literally moans cuz its so satisfying he'll be like "yesss zaddy!" Makes me laugh my ass off
"sQuAsH mE dOwN" 💀😭
Someone's legs, hilarious! 😂 You gave me a visual...lol
I’ve always thought of that whenever I’ve used a log splitter
I keep imagining human parts in those machines….🥶
I like how Richard never knows what's going on. 🤣
"Omg is that... yeah that was sexy" 🤣 🤣 🤣
At my previous job, they had a machine that could slice large amounts of paper. It had the most satisfying sound. I was the first person to begin using it after they bought it. I was so jealous when others finally learned how to use it. I miss that sound.
"Robot crab" 😂😂😂
@RichardSalesOfficial you are such a dork and i love it lol ALWAYS making me laugh and smile! I also LOVE the videos...so freaking satisfying! I have depression really bad and for some reason these videos make me feel better. Thanks for making videos and being funny as heck! Haha
Hope you are feeling better since your last comment❤
😅😅😅😅😅 lil girl pouring her heart out and got nothing
Some of these remind me of the dye press machines I used to work with...meant to pret cut stickers and others things. Get it wrong once and your hand gets demolished and cut up bad. And I would move fast as heck to. My boss saw me one day and was like damn you good and fast, but domt get that hand caught or you won't be using it much more.
Let’s get this guy presenting Eurovision
My intrusive thoughts could never 💀
I have some pretty wicked impulses myself 😂 Add that with the facts that I have zero sense of self-preservation, the patience of a ferret jacked up on Jolt, and I'm getting myself into some T-R-O-U-B-L-E TONIGHT! 🤣
The log splitter doesn't do it for women. We have to get a pelvic exam each year.
Bro went through every emotion in 60secs 😂
I pove that little high pitched "Oh" at the start 😂. And i knew immediately what he was gonna say with the tree crotch ... hilarious 😆🤣👍 ❤ this guy
Terrifier has entered the chat with the second to last one 😅
I find can crushing (and melting) rather relaxing.
I find it soda-pressing.
Why the f**k was cocaine coming out of the fire extinguisher!!??
😂 dry chemical powder.... basically baking powder.
It's worse.😂 It's asbestos
Guess you never heard of dry powder fire extinguisher. It's iseful for petrol based fire or electrical based fire
It's so addicts have a backup and become arsonists when they need a fixing. You know, a line or three 👃
It's not even cocaine LMFAO
Human ingenuity is awe inspiring
His laughter is addictive I have watched it all over again to hear it ❤❤❤
I love watching his take on videos. Always has me in tears with his responses. Lol! 😂😂😂😂
My dad worked as the (unpaid, but that's another story...) supervisor in a small sawmill. They had surprisingly few accidents because he was very strict with them. Outside of work, they were literally friends and family. Inside work, it was ALL work. The worst accident they had in 20 years was the OWNER forgetting safety procedures and getting 3 fingers cut off. They were sewn back on but never worked quite right.
Oh nah bro REMEMBER smth when the tree was spread 😊
As an ex oilfield worker you don’t know death by a powerful machine until you witness it first hand then have to go back to work for 11 more hours
That one with the log reminds me of a device from the Spanish Inquisition
"That reminds me of someone's legs"
New fear unlocked
Dude Wall-e has grown splendidly
That splitter was freshly painted for that video 😂😂
Haha I love this man’s humour 😂❤
2 and 3 were like "was that a bite of 87?!"
WALL-E been real quiet since the first one dropped
The big metal sheet roll was the best one
... I luv it when folks recycle old things to create something new & useful ... ❤❤❤
Did I see you in the background of a Scrub Daddy video a cleaning lady does? (Sorry can't remember her name)
I used to absolutely hate these shorts... but for some reason now i always watch them and idk y
"Yeah that was sexy ,that was a 10 out of 10" had me rolling on the floor 🤣 😂
"Yea, that was sexy" 😂
Cartel when you owe them 0.0001 pecs. 💀💀
“ yeah that was sexy” lol 😝
The first machine is Wall-E's cousin
Better keep Squidward away from these
If you like this, you should try watching videos where they got the giant shredders that shred metal that take on cars and other types of junkyard material. You might like it and find it satisfying.
The legs one reminds me to the first Terrifier movie. 😅 (Please don't watch if you can't handle gore, I warned you!) Cool, iconic villain IMO, I collected both movies. Another movie that come to my mind is Bone Tomahawk.
Oh yeah, also the game Outlast, hehe. IYKYK.
" He Spli-ih" 😅
😂watching you cringe at that log reminding you of a leg had me rolling
"Oh squash me down" Bro's got ZER0 chill💀
🤣 a robot crab had me in stitches 🤣
I'm sure someone's hand, leg, arm, and fingers have all been removed from any one of those machines at some point. They are absolutely terrifying, but luckily they are slow.
The really dangerous ones are the ones that spin really fast.
"Yeah that was sexy" AYO WHAT THE FUCK💀
You must be new here 😂
The one with tree looked like it was having a c section 💀
I love this guy so much i know he's just reacting but i love his commentary so much
I don't have to imagine my hand in that, I've seen it happen to someone
Wall-e can do better🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
Holy fucking hell this guy's voice
In the early 30’s my grandfather did get his hand caught in a machine. Drove himself to the hospital, one handed with a 1930’s truck. No power steering or automatic transmission back then. He lived another 70 years without that hand.
O squash me down love it Richard ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
It reminds me someone legs 😮
I love how he actually gets interested in whats going on lol. U can see the gears turning in his head at times trying to figure things out. Makes these vids so much better than other ppl that do this type 👍
That one cutting the steel coil was Terrifying 😨
I worked in a factory, when I was 18, as a machine press operator. 2 ton metal dies would cut & crimp the metal plates into the right size & shape to make lawn equipment, and I’d have to switch the plate from spot to spot between each press… but one time the metal die came loose & fell, as I was going to move the plate from under it and I just barely jerked my hands away in time, to keep them from being crushed.
The next day, our foreman put me on the same machine and I was anxious, so I asked him AND the man who repaired the machine, “Are you CERTAIN it’s fixed & that won’t happen again?” And they both reassured me & the repairman said, “Yes, the bolts were stripped, and we replaced everything. There’s NO WAY it’ll happen again. It’s perfectly safe!”
About 2hrs into my shift, it happened again, & again, I just barely missed having my hands crushed/severed by the 4,000lb metal die.
I walked off the job and never looked back. No amount of money is worth losing your hands!
"bo-oh-uh-wo-uh"
That machine took the term "spread your legs" quite literally
Looks like pac man
“ yeah that was sexy, oh god that was a 10/10 from me” richard why are you like this 😂
He let the intrusive thoughts win with the log splitter!
First machine = Wall-E Sr.
We use a crimping machine to make metal insulation caps that go over big pipes.. and it is indeed the most satisfying thing to watch and crank yourself.
That coil was the most satisfying thing I've ever watched.. and I have no clue why..
makes me feel uneasy watching this knowing accidents with these machines happen all the time
At 0:51... there was a t method called death by sawing.. yeah its exactly like that but with a 2 man handsaw
As a man I will say this is ALL SATISFYING!!!!!!
I can’t remember the exact details but there’s this one machine that I think deals with fabric making and if you’re not careful and quick enough it will literally take your fingers off.
I knew a woman who used to use those meat slicer tools at grocery stores. She wasn’t careful and it sliced her palm off.
I knew a man who worked on making loafs and one of his thumbs got caught in a machine and sliced up his thumb nail.
Finally my second eldest caught his hair in a machine that deals with clay and it ripped off his hair from his head. I’m not talking a small piece either. I’m talking like… half his head was now bald.
I don’t care what anybody else thinks. Machines even the ones that aren’t electronic will always scare me and I think it’s always important to be cautious around them. If you choose to deal with machinery in anyway.🧐
My grandpa was a boat carpenter and he lost half of one thumb
No, that’s not how you make lemonade flooring that’s how you make wood veneer
Lemonade flooring?! I can suddenly, drink my floors now?!
i love when you gasp like that
Darwin Awards have taught me so much 😂
Bro really said "Robot crab" 🤣🤣
The boys felt the 2nd to last one
Oh squash me down at the start had me fighting for breath 😂
Best commentary on social media!😂
I love this guy!!
There is a number of videos showing working people that are missing assorted bodyparts (usually fingers).
"Squash me down" 😅😂😂
That one scene from Terrifier… If you know, you know 💀
If you don’t, don’t look it up
Must be one of those saw movies
Reminds me of Wall-E 😊❤
..was imagining your head in that..
Not laminated flooring...... it's wood sliced thinly for veneer
Our resident health and safety officer right here lol
I like this guy 😊
That fire extinguisher just busted in her face 😭😭😭
"squash me down, what does that do?"
Bro you just answered it.... It squashes shit down
“You split it!”
Yeah the tool is called a wood splitter 😂
I love this guy he's so cute and funny
Dumb ways to die RichardSales Edition
Okay hear me out, just hear me out! I know you’ll think I’m a psychopath, but I assure you I’m not!
But from the beginning of this video to the end, I couldn’t stop thinking about the best possible way to use each of these machines as torture equipments 😂
Yeah scary machines!
The last clip the paper thin wood is called vaneers