Kickstarter Crap - Big Yellow House Organic Lemons
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- čas přidán 25. 04. 2015
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What's the deal with old men and lemons...
Old men eat them to make them sweet, this one needs an orchard
Taraah Lemon party
Taraah haha
lemonparty is website for lemonade recipes, old people love that shit, check it out
Stay Frosty it's my favourite website for lemon based recipes 10/10 delicious recipes
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
+Meaks TY hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I was just looking at that comic
"looking at"
When life gives you lemons
Start a kickstarter
When life you gives you lemons..
You probably just found lemons
"You don't own a drone, do you?"
"Nope, no. Never have."
*Uses Drone in Kickstarter Campaign*
Once in a blue moon I does
@@chipskylark5500 Do you smoke?
@@Squishito it took a year but bless you for understanding this
@@chipskylark5500 Hell yeah man. God bless Beetlejuice.
@chipskylark5500 Icky Vicky!
anyone else watching from 2033 and still laughing at the housing crisis
Lon sorry but I’m 13 years too early, I’ll be back in 13 years
THE LEMONS ALWAYS HELP!!!!
Joe Mama - it just keeps getting worse!
Bread Winner805 ya I’ll see u then
See u in 13 years bud I have to go the the grocery store to get milk
I went to Lemonparty because I wanted to start a citrus farm of my own. Now, here I am, with a 50-acre citrus farm! Thanks, Lemonparty!
I went there out of curiosity. Then I burned my eyes out with bleach... fucking idubbz lol
***** Oh damn I have dishonored my family! idubbbz triple b.
+Jackman LeBlanc eduppz
BOING!
+Kumie Nice pfp
R.I.P. Drone
He will never be able to participate in illegal crayfish racing again.
Rest in Chromosomes
ALPHA CENTURION
or the snake and mouse deathmatches
Lol
lol
How the hell did anyone look at the shitty composited glass breaking effect of the drone breaking and think WOW THATS REAL!
He'd been better off leaving the dumb ass filters out, jist cutting the footage is most likely what would happen if the camera actually broke
@@Commodore22345 then why'd they even put it on the air
Hey Idubbbz I know this a little late but the dead giveaway was the drone video of him aiming at it from his porch where he's standing in the sun then it cuts to his friend's video with him standing in the same spot but he's completely in the shade as if they had to cut for a quick lunch break brought to by the Coolest Cooler.
Also if he destroyed the drone how did he get the footage of himself?
Good catch, didn't noticed that.
Art A little late nigga you 3 years late
TimJay never too late to watch some Idubbbz Gølden videos
Very good observation.
When life won't give you lemons, shoot down a drone.
😂
This comment is gold
Epic
Dsdcain interstellar
Ha, I was gonna say when life won't give ya lemons .... Lie, well I guess I found a way to say it anyway
That house is easily worth two and a half times what he wants for credit. The bank would fund that in a fucking second.
He just wants $60.000 with no obligations.
that house is huge and it's in southern California. I guarantee it's worth quite a bit more than 2.5 times what he wants for credit
not to mention all the land he owns, easily 10 times, probably more.
That house where I live is easily 3 million.
Lofty that shit would probably atleast 10 million where I am, 3 mill gets you like a house half that size lol
He is in California that house is easily a couple million.
The most suspicious thing about the whole drone filming incident is that the guy actually had a copy of the footage taken by the drone spliced in perfectly with his own, all of the same quality.
Almost like he shot down the drone and took the SD card out when it fell... dumbass.
Not saying it’s real, it’s obvious fake, but it’s pretty easy to see how he’d get that footage
@@huemungus4269 I own that exact model of drone actually. Doesn't have an SD card. It connects to a cell phone.
Hue Mungus ha dumbass you just got proved wrong. Don’t call someone a dumbass when you don’t even know what you’re talking about
Hue Mungus sounds like you missed the sarcasm in his post, ouch that’s embarrassing for you now isn’t it
@@SpencerBMW idiot kid shut up
You missed the fact that he said the posts were "engraved with your name" but they are very clearly spray painted on with a stencil.
PICS ARE UNRELATED, MAN! TAKEN FROM THAT EVIL DRONE HE SHOT DOWN! DON'T BELIEVE IT! TRUE STORY!
And it didn't have your name on it, it had HIS name on it!!!!
Idubbbz serving up a 18 minute video? Let's peep this out
It's p good.
18 minutes?! Hey, that's pretty good!
cuz imma take 'em dead off my burger
Lemon party? Imma dead that item, ya boy don't fuck with no lemons
You know your boy ain't fuckin' with no lemon(parties).
bro the panic of 1857 got me poor
yeah man i can relate
Damn that’s rough but I’m getting kicked out of my city because of the black plaque of 1347
I lost everything in the Sack of Rome, 410.
I'm still paying for the crucifaction of Jesus Christ
I'm still struggling after pangea broke up and I lost my family
I still to this day believe iDubbbz made this entire video just so he could do the LemonParty gag.
What is the gag?
@@nabeelnitro6447 Curious… did you ever find out?
@@billybobbodiddly59405:45 right here
After some digging turns out that a pestacide free lemon orchard would cost anywhere from $10,121-$13,726 the lowest price being average the highest price being during a severe drought.
So what's he gonna do with the remaining $50-$47 thousand?
@@acdexter3219 crack cocaine
@@acdexter3219 Get some of that sweet cush.
How big of a field are we talking here?
Why does this guy look like a melted Kurt Russell action figure?
Just what I was thinking
ikr same
why is your profile picture the fraps logo?
Insanely underrated comment
LMFAO
18 minutes! I got me my popcorn
aldershot8008 i hope u got some bukkake for that popcorn.
bukkake is french for butter
iDubbbzTV edups why do u lie
bit.ly/1OWuLg3
iDubbbzTV
Oh, I think you misunderstood me. I'm Canadian, and Popcorn in Canadian actually means butt sex.
aldershot8008 when he stared listing what was going to be in the video at the beginning I paused and went and got a snack
aldershot8008 I am Canadian and I never heard that
"You serve no function. You must be destroyed."
- Earl of Lemongrab
Ichigo Kurosaki UNACCEPTABLE
RECONDITION
This is acceptable.
'what do you say to people that think you're faking this?' "all i can say is that's a true story."
*No eye contact*
"there are no organic lemon farms that I know of in the area"
Later goes on to list multiple that he says are owned by friends
manitobamodeler24 I was looking for this comment! 😄
I mean, that doesn't mean they're in the area, it just means he knows the people who own them.
hi toby
@Owen Karas Hell yeah
@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 no he says one is 5miles away lol
I feel sorry for anyone who actually went onto lemonparty
Lol what is it?
+BLAKE the GAMER see for yourself
Charlie Crome no
+BLAKE the GAMER it's a beautiful website with lots of lemon tips.
+MyDonKay what the hell
lol I just called the number on the sign and it is still a working number. Larry answered.
No wayy
Lemonparty... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Parker Jenkins I opened it and was unpleasantly surprised. What the fuck!!!!
My EYES!!!!!!!!
That’s strange, I opened it up and was pleasantly surprised. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did you, too, start your own wildly successful lemon farm?
Yes, with three old men I found on lemonparty's site.
This Lemon project leaves a bit of a sour taste in my mouth...
Lem_uncalled for
That was awful
Even God got cancer from that
+Caden Wheeler lmao
'Housing market is tough :('
Lives in a house nicer than 90% of the entire world
Housing market is tough for people that dont have a house, I think he is confused
So he already has the land he wants to grow on. And he still wants $60k. For an orchard.
Exa3loke he has a shit tons of land so idk why he needs the money
My mans literally just gotta go buy some lemon tree saplings and plant them, could easily be done with the help of a few friends and a few brewskis
I love how idubbbz will say how a kickstarter is bad but then politely tell them how they can be successful and tries to help them. Idubbbz is awesome.
also true
dod you even look at the lemonparty website?
Congratulations, i hope you get enough to start a business lol
He's kinda like Gordon Ramsay.
$60,000 is how much it costs to rent a weed farm for a season.
Just saying.
$20 dollars is how much it costs for a single one night stand from a prostitute
Just saying
@@notoriousbig3k or yours.
Just saying.
Vendigris17
$60,000 is enough for 3,000 nights of prostitution... just saying
$2.88 is how much a Four Loko cost
Just Saying
This is a reply
Just saying
You dont know your in the good times till they are gone 😂
Fr I miss this Ian
So long gone
If life gives you lemons, put them in a sack and beat your enemies with it, hoping the bag breaks open, squeezing lemon juice into their eyes until their a citrus-y pulp
What the fuck was wrong with you
@@dimitriwarchief301 I don't know. I'm not going to lie I don't actually remember writing this which makes me more worried.
The old guy's face makes it look like he's sucked a few too many lemons himself…
had too many lemon parties for one lifetime
i fucking died
Tomas good
How the fuck did he even get the footage of the drone if he would have blown it to bits. A high chance of breaking the memory card.
+llamagame I didn't read the comment but what is ' mean?
+llamagame Ulim is trying to point out another flaw in Larry's plan - there's no way a memory card or camera could survive a shotgun shell + a fall like that. Like Idubbz said, "I could go on about it all day." Weird shit happens when rich 70 years old try to pimp their kickstarters.
I am aware of Larry's deception, as is Ulim, I assume. But if we go with Larry's story (which yea, is bullshit) he'd need to explain how he got the video feed out of a drone he shot down, and went through a fall like that. It's impossible to be able to retrieve a memory card after all that, but it doesn't matter since we all know Larry's full of shit. He did use his nice, camera drone for that segment, but according to him he doesn't own a drone, so according to him he'd have to have gotten that footage from the wrecked drone, which would be impossible considering that he shot it. Plus, if you did shot a camera, you wouldn't see some shitty broken glass filter, the feed would cut automatically. Long story short, Larry's retarded and there's more holes in his story then swiss cheese.
+llamagame It's youtube..happens almost every time and it' so annoying.
shhh
"This is a loooong video"
4 years later he makes an hour long documentary on another CZcamsr
And then does it again lmao
I would have gotten a regular job but you know how it is with the stock market crash of '29
when life gives you lemons, don't make shitty kick starter projects. 👍
W
A
Life gave me lemons once before... I buy different cereal now......
|-/
+ThatBugBehindYou i get ur refrence
I think Ian just has something against Lemons. If the project were about limes I'm sure he would have no problem with any of it.
Bear Experiment yeah he's fruitist
As someone named Ian, I can confirm this.
If it was oranges he'd probably be donating personally and sharing the fundraiser page - Such blatant fruitism makes me _sick!_
Yeah, what a fuckin' bigot.
Hey man, just so you know, when your workers out there picking lemons for hours and hours and they need to take a piss and there's no bathroom around, your crops aren't considered legally organic
t. A farmer
My piss is organic
i piss lemon juice. it's the circle of life
yeah what i don't understand is how they'd even get a hold of the footage of what the drone saw that he "shot down" if it were in the hands of another. so stupid.
Two aychards of orchards.
Jet fuel can't melt steel lemons
Gravitar *Drone fuel
Izen Miko Drones use a battery you fucking lemon.
BananaMasterRace The evidence is stacking up.
Madra Don't listen to him... He's one of them Lemon hating Banana purists.... O_O
Jet fuel can't melt steel jet fuel
If you look closely his gun isn’t lined up with the drone
And he teleports away from the white car from when it cuts from groung video to the drones
Atleast once a month I go back to these classics
He's gonna burn your house down with the lemons. He'll invent a combustible lemon that will burn your house down !!!!!!!!!
He'll make a lemon battery and catch fire to it
+Wafflecone69 Nice portal reference.
I was picturing Dane Cook saying this before I realized it was portal 2
+Sensei Dekkers I thought it was Half-Life.
+Wafflecone69 He could make a...Lemo-nade.
This is what happens when life doesn't give you lemons.
Andrewik well unlike lotsa stuff the lemon wouldnt exist without us. thats why they suck
this should be top coment
No way I'm buying a t-shirt now. :|
OH MY YAH GOD I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I just knew he would say something about lemonparty.. An old man and lemons combined..
why would anyone give this man their money when they can literally just give it to their local organic lemon farm
funny thing is since this video came out he even tried to relaunch his kickstarter a third time which also failed. after 3 times not only has he not given up he said he's going to relaunch it a 4th time this time for one acre of land and a 15,000$ goal. if anything his tenacity to get this big goofy yellow house funded is impressive. he literally will not give up until he gets his lemon farm lol
The guy lives in a $3,000,000 house with like 6 garages(probably full of expensive cars) & a shitload of land... why the hell can't he fund his own $60,000!!! Wtf
Jeff Benson 2 0 0 8
Harry Balzak lmao
Mans gotta eat
*l e m o n s*
Jeff Benson those things are completely worthless. HOUSING CHRISIS!
If life gives you lemons...
You ask at kickstarter for money to grow them.
me too
Rip Ian. It’s so sad. He was so young.
Amen
I didn’t even know he was sick..?
The lemon party tip really helped, thank you ☺️
I'll see everyone back here in 2033 to comment on the housing crisis
Why doesn't this one have more views? Definately one of the better ones.
Probably because of video length and topic
its a bit sour
Because drones.
Han Juri definitely*
Cqaffine and gator poon are the best ones
Whenever I'm feeling down, I rewatch your old kickstarter crap videos. They remind me of the good times and give me a genuine laugh. Thank you, iDubbbz :)
check out KSTV bye MDE (KickstarterTV by MilionDollarExtreme), the original kickstarter shredder, *Sam Hyde is MUCH more brutal though; NOT for the easily offended...*
Good job copying the other comment
mhm izme yeah, what is he gay?
Whaut r u......gay?
ferret why would you use abbreviations if you were just gonna say the full name of the series and channel anyway?
I miss this idubbbz bro
Damnit I've been bamboozled I looked up lemon party
Hey I live where that guy lives his property was taken by the bank
No joke
Double B Pranks nice
Double B Pranks Ah. Well, now we know why he wanted money for his organic lemon farm.
what a story
Hell yea
Damn idubbz should be a frickin detective
Sh!ny_HuNTR XD Frick Yeah. He is a regular Sherlock Holmes!
Fuck... someone had to say it
Frickin
*idubbbz
WATCH YOUR HECKIN LANGUAGE
I was drinking a Fruit2o water and I just grabbed it didn't look at the flavor or anything. I started drinking it a couple minutes into the video, I looked at the flavor and it was lemon flavored. Coincidence I think not, this guy must have arranged it. Truly the best promoting I have ever seen.
I went to lemonparty (17th of March) and they updated to inform about corona! Such amazing community, Not only taking care of the farmers but also giving out free health advice!
You've got to love the lemonparty community
"You okay with a lemon joke?" I mean sure? Only if it doesn't leave a sour taste
This deserves more likes.
finger guns
._.)
This does deserve more likes
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thats funny
I used that same static for a school project
Gold
I mean, the '30s wasn't that long ago. We're still recovering from the Great Depression.
1:32
let me show you a picture of the earth, but don't mind that hurricane currently devastating Florida
i was fucking wheezing when i saw that hurricane cloud holy shit
This was to comment I was looking for
Looks more like jts devastating the Carolinas. Florida is getting the back wind that has been slowed down from land/trees/houses/people. But no doubt devasted when it first reached Florida.
Fuck Florida, they eat shit
Other farmers in the area are already growing organic lemons and they're making money. That means if I also produce lemons, I'll also get money!
Has this man heard of supply and demand?
lol his "Tech Team" is an ASU UI/UX student named Landon Breaux... not the best thing to have on your resume, *Landon*
You can't say there's no organic lemons near you, then say you've got friends nearby who all grow organic lemons
As soon as he said lemon party I laughed so god damn hard
The man was clearly within 600 feet of a residential structure when he fired off that shotgun. That's kinda against the law. How was he not arrested?
The incident was not reported to the Police and no one is pressing charges.
It sounded like a small rifle.
it's just the mic
I can't tell. Maybe greenscreen?
"fired"
lmao lemonparty😂😂 I can just imagine how many people took that seriously and went to that website
naveet singh let me guess it’s a porn website
necro nerd
Worse. It's exclusively old people porn
This was a horrible meme before memes were cool. It first started going around in 2004 on shitty bubble sites
Yep, I was one of those people, now if you will excuse me I'm going to go hide in the corner of my room and try to cry my mental scars away.
at least we have a new housing bubble excuse now.
Now we can use the corona quarantine to blame all our problems 😂
Same exact thoughts
Facts
Ok
Using this as an excuse for the next 30 years lmaoo
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😂
the final nail in the coffin for me was the way the drone went down when he 'shot' it. if he really shot it down it would've gone spinning and flipping for loss of a propeller, or it would've dropped like a rock. instead it started to float down and left a little. the idiot.
ToeKnee0126 it was so baaaad D: Why the fuck did he put that shitty "inside edition" on the net. I don't even have words. And Why would anyone report that >.
shoot*
MischievousMoo shot is correct now. It's past tense. Shoot is present or future tense.
Depends how you shoot it kinda.
think of it like this:
I want to shoot/shot myself.
my dad shoot/shot me in the butt with a .22
Man, lemonparty is pretty much just ads these days, I miss when that site was all about the lemon statistics, I miss old internet, when everybody was doin it for teh lemonz.
you fuck, im only 16
@@lunarhinata8889 😂
@@rambofox4993 i was skeptic about the dodgy link so i checked thetop comments,and no one seemed to say anything and i saw this
so i was convinced "okay, this might be a good site"
and fuck
wtf, i need clorox for my eyes now XD
@@lunarhinata8889 you have been promoted to internet connoisseur
Annual Kickstarter crap binge
I watched this video when it first came out and now 3 years later i am re watching it and i looked up lemon party to see what it is and well i gotta say that i have been bamboozled
Why the hell does Kickstarter let projects get put up with a fake "Kickstarter Staff Pick" sticker on the thumbnail? Supposedly they look at least briefly at each project during some kind of review process and would surely look at the thumbnail. But as I guess Kickstarter Crap has shown me, that whole "review process" thing may be complete bullshit.
dacypher22 idk bout meow but they took pretty small %s for a while and had minimal management. ive heard its gotten better
All lemons came from genetically modified oranges.
Oranges are just genetically modified prokaryotes! 🍄
Omg please bring these back 😩 I’ve never laughed so hard
I know it's a bit late but the first project he started was for 5 acres with a goal of 180k$ and the 2nd one for 2 acres with a goal of 60k$. Also not a very smart move from the lemonboy.
If I ever was a defendant in a case, and Idubbbz was the other guy's lawyer, I would just plead guilty from the word Go.
Doesn’t sound like you’d be a very successful defendant.
As a matter of fact, you’d probably be out of a job.
lemmingscanfly5 dawg do you even know what the fuck a defendant is lol
@@lemmingscanfly5 defendant is not a fucking job lol
@@MegaScytheman You're right, I must've gotten my terminology mixed up, 17 people liked my comment too, yikes.
@@lemmingscanfly5 Hahahah well at least you can be convincing to some people even when you're wrong
Year 2017, still recovering from the housing bubble. Send help.
me too actually
Nil Llisterri Maybe not in the USA, but in my country we are still fucked
I will give you $26.95 to buy 2 aychards
2019 here do you still need help? If so I have a kickstarter campaign running to build a time machine.
CASH OR CHECK????
Right now 2020 we are in coronavirus, ITS THE HOUSING BUBBLE OF 2008 COMING TO GET ME
Who’s to say?
Whoa. I forgot about these.
How could he keep a straight face when talking about lemon party lol
I actually used to have the same drone he showed with the shotgun hole in the video that he "shot down". It's a Syma x5c if you want to look it up and I can say from personal experience that the footage does not look NEARLY as good as that. It's also jittery as shit because there's no gimbal. That video of his was completely faked.
Nick Tripod never mind the fact that a syma wouldn’t be able to fly to that hill and back and not drop signal
Idubbbz predicted a 2019 meme
@JasonPoophess late, but it's lemon car
I cordially invite you to my lemon party where everyone gets to take showers of gold
I'm there! I'll just stare up into the sky with my eyes closed and mouth open
how the hell did he get the drone footage from the drone he shot down? Why does that 2 bit news station even give him the time of day?
watch More Drone Regulations And The Cause by project blue falcon. it'll explan
How? Oh, it's simple. He has a special drone footage mechanism called "After Effects trial version." Combine with terrible shot matching and you've got guaranteed great footage.
"Never owned a drone in my life"
Thumbnail on his kickstarted project: "coolest drone footage!"
Amazing.
My biggest question is if this guy was being spied on by someone else’s drone...
How did he get a hold of the footage? That shit was blasted into a billion pieces. That should be a dead giveaway
Don't look up lemon party.
To late :(
if i was rich i would choose random Kickstarters and see where they go from the money i give em
They run with the money.
additional flaws in the drone video: gun was too quiet, nobody always loads birdshot, he did not shoot that drone with birdshot, birdshot would be the only practical shell.
lens would be DSLR lens to get that sort of cracking effect syma x5c (drone in video) only lifts 30 grams and a DSLR is like 600 grams to a kilo the effect when crashing you get from fpv disconnecting syma x5c doesn't have fpv neither do DSLR cameras and finally the max range of the x5c is 70 metres and that was like 300 metres soooo...
***** wut. I was talking about the practicallity of shooting it down with those results.
same
i fell asleep with that last frame on screen
This is probably the best kickstarter crap idubbbz ever made
I fucking KNEW he was going to mention lemon party.
I just did some research and it turns out that he would only need $20,000 max to start 1 single orchard. Which basically means that he only needs a max of $40,000 for a 2 acre lemon orchard. That would leave him with at least another $20,000 to do what ever the hell he wants with. He wouldn't need nearly that much to obtain labor or equipment either. That all went into the previous $40k. And that son of a bitch want $180,000 fucking dollars in his original kickstarter??? The hell was he even thinking???
+Nick Bronze He needs to preorder everything.
He wants 80k more
Dec 2021 and I still have clients talk about the housing crisis for why they haven’t paid taxes… in 12 years…
It just never ends stg
5:38 I'm fucking dead! 😂😂😂