[YTP] Ritt Momney Exterminates Freedom
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- čas přidán 14. 09. 2012
- ...and sacrifices families in the process.
Yes, I'm alive, and up to the same damn thing. Don't give me that look. You wanted a new video!
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Songs snippets used:
A Place to Bury Strangers - Ego Death
Creed - My Sacrifice
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round
Against Me! - Thrash Unreal - Komedie
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i cant believe that 9 years has gone by and there's now an indie pop artist named Ritt Momney but still no actual rapper named Flexta McSignals
Really? I've never heard of ritt momney
@@coopermuccio4409 i personally don't like his music much. but he's out there. had a tiktok hit with a cover of "Put Your Records On". uhhhh idk what else to say here
@@Unsilence409 somehow I've never heard of him this whole time. Is he mainstream?
@@coopermuccio4409 not really. he's more "bubbling under the mainstream"
I care about 25% of Americans. I care about Flexta Mcsignals.
Paul Ryan will provide our workers with the skills to cut the children with a saw!
***** where do I sign???
Join me!
Hey that's me
Yes! The children aren’t our future!
"We respect our constitution. We stand for the principles our constitution constitutes. We encourage our constitution to understand and respect words of our constitution. Because we recognize these constitutions are the ultimate constitution." -Mitt Romney 2012
"Upwards I extend my wiener." -Mitt Romney, 2012
"We stand for the principles our constitution constitutes." - American politics in a nutshell.
*Ritt Momney
That sounds exactly like a Bushism from George W. Bush!
Me trying to hit the essays minimum word count
flexta mcsignals is a pretty decent rap name NGL
I care about 25% of the American people.
I care about Flexta McSignals.
No matter how "serious" political debates may be, there's always a way to YTP them.
The results are more entertaining than its source material.
And frequently more accurate as they reciprocate the doublespeak.
***** exactly.
This aged well
"We respect our constitution. We stand for the principles our constitution constitutes. We encourage our constitution to understand and respect words of our constitution, because we recognize that these constitutions are the ultimate constitution."
-Ritt Momney 2012
So elegant and sophisticated! George W. Bush would be so proud!
Sounds like something Kamala Harris would say, no joke.
@@blacktigerpaw1 Sadly, yes.
@@TheAmericanPrometheus It's something when a nine year old YTP is prophetic.
Ugh, you had me right from the fucking beginning. "Paul Ryan will provide our workers with the skills to cut the children with a saw." *badass music plays*
I lost it at Flexta McSignals.
I could've sworn Flexta McSignals was a real artist only the find out no person ever existed.
Hahaha. The Allstate hands were merged to make a butt. XD
Theo Raeken Asstate
AssState
FooF.
That was some seriously perfect editing right there
Due to a copyright complaint from Flexta McSignals, the views on this video have been frozen at 48,108.
Somehow this YTP has been out for seven years, and still no major political candidate has come on stage carrying a chainsaw to the strains of APTBS's 'Ego Death'.
Uh oh.
Leadershit. xD
Oh man, how funny it turned out that there's an actual music artist with the stage name "Ritt Momney". I wonder if they were inspired by this?
They probably dig Mexta FlcSignals
I had the sudden urge to search "paul ryan chainsaw cs188" after hearing his name mentioned on an old video from the onion
A deeply nested memory
I didn’t leave the Democratic Party, they left me the moment they stopped caring about Flexta McSignals.
who the FUCK is Flexta Mcsingles??! lol
Flexta McSignals... LOL!
I saw that in another one of his videos and I died
That sounds so much like someone's porno name
we need a Trump CZcams poop this time around, cs188 please make it happen.
One of Hilary too, after all... those 2 are the biggest jokes in the political race.
+GoonerBrony11 The political race is the biggest joke
+GoonerBrony11 to keep it bipartisan, I suggest having them both in the same video.
+GoonerBrony11 to keep it bipartisan, I suggest having them both in the same video.
gmk kmg *sarah palin and michele bachmann
🎶My Sacrifice🎶
We cannot hesitate to impregnate our loved ones
Sweet Home Alabama
Damn, an "Against Me!" reference. Hats off to you CS, I missed that one before!
There's some Mandela effect shit going on here where I was convinced Flexta McSignals was a real rapper.
At 2:19-2:24...
"American leadership - (singing) takes it places that you didn't really plan on going."
While that's being said, in the background, it shows what looks like countries in the Middle East.
Whether or not the quoted words above are true about us being in that part of the world when we weren't even planning to be, that part of this video is still so clever of cs188 while amusing and funny to me at the same. :D
JOJ JOJ JOJ
I LITERALLY rofl'd when I realized Asstates's Logo was an Ass
XDD
Volala volala
We respect our constitution, we stand for the principles our constitution, constitutes. We encourage our constitution. To understand and respect words of our constitution. Because we recognize these constitutions are the ultimate constitution.
- Mitt Romney, 2014
For those people who think the constitution is the only thing that matters in America.
" AMERMAID " killed me
BASSADOR, RODASSASSADOR
Thats right Mitt get the joj done right. cs188's vids at thier best
1:08 was that a Kamala Harris speech?
The best first fifteen seconds of a YTP, I've seen, so far. This is now my go-to reaction, when seeing any fortnite kids, or whatever.
As a 2000's kid, seeing them really makes me understand why the 90's boys were keep trashing on us back then.
5 years later and I still watch this daily
1:08 American politics in a nutshell.
True
1:57
Blowing a kiss
😘😘😘😘😘
2:11 Mr. Hands before committing murder
I keep coming back to this masterpiece
This man came up with the name Ritt Momney before Jack Rutter and before it was cool!
Why is it that the closed captioning on this is I'd say about.. 80-85% accurate and the closed captioning on other videos is at most 15% accurate? Does Mitt Mommy just have that robotic of a tone? Did cs188 edit the closed captions enough but not fully purposely to fuck with us? The world may never know.
Nice to see that even in 2024, Paul Ryan is still providing workers with a SAWWWWW
Who’s here after listening to the song ‘Put Your Records On’? 😂
Gotta love cs188's political poops.
Lol Ryan with the chainsaw had me laughing my ass off.
Oh! You upload this video on my birthday since 4 years ago!
0:07 Ego Death by A Place to Bury Strangers
0:38 You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record) by Dead or Alive
0:52 My Sacrifice by Creed
1:39 and 2:20 Thrash Unreal by Against Me!
Check description chief
a murmade
WE CANNOT HESITATE TO IMPREGNATE OUR LOVED ONES
every damn time, your vids make me laugh to the point of tears.
it doesn't get any better than this.
1:11 "We stand for the principles our Constitution constitutes."
I have to admit, that genuinely sounds like something an actual politician would say.
"Upwards, I extend my wiener."
That is so going to be my catchphrase from now on!
1:22 Except, apparently, that whole "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" clause that's SOMEWHERE in there.
That little head nod at 0:01 - 0:02 gets me every time.
Asstate
I almost splattered my coffee onto my laptop!
8 years later and the children have not been cut with the saw
im crying and almost dying from laughter... you sir. are a master of YTP
1:30 I wish my face could do that.
0:28-0:30 Love him or hate him, he spittin' straight facts!
Truer words have never been spoken. 👏
And American leadership, still remains a leaderSHIT
This video officially put cs188 on the government watch list
It's glad to have you back, cs :)
"We cannot hesitate to impregnate loved ones."
A: hello me from 7 years ago when I originally watched this I guess lol
B: 1:56 S Paul Ryan as Ppprick LMFAO yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
I never get tired of this...
god damn your back, p.s i love this one keep up the poloitical slaming of romney plz
He has MY vote.
Americans woke up this morning with the US Ambassador.~~~~~~~~
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
This is so awesome.
A MERMAID
That made my day. Thank you.
a mermaid
I remember waking up with US ambassador
Dear God this is hilarious. I've had to stay up for 2 days straight working on a big project, but monsters w/ your videos gave me the laughs I needed to stay positive and somehow focused, despite being poop. Thank you sir, hopefully I'll dream of Billy Mays shitblasting Ritt Momney.
This guy is the king of YTPs
ambassadororodassador
0:36 my c___ spinning out of corntroll
Me: O-O
This is outrageous
I watch this every day since the day it came out
0:02 I think I saw that in Ryan's health care bill.
This isn't even political, this is just the first really good Mitt Romney YTP I've seen. Funny as hell without just being a load of opinionated humor. Keep up the good work, cs188 I love it.
it gets funny as 2:10
lolx10000000000000
Alec Risser Press 8 and it gets funny!
2:09
My my my my cawk cannot shrink-
Ah, the good ol days
This is amazing.
he should of said prostitution instead of constitution
oh my god 1:58! hahaha
You have now won my subscribe with playing against me! :3
0:37
00:35
one of my favorite ytpoops!
I swear, this is my favourite video on CZcams.
Balololol Balololol
1:03 aged well to about 1:07
The Flexta McSignals part killed me.
Wow, thank you for pointing that out!
Better than the band
The one who sang Put Your Records On?
Still a better speech than all of Obama's.
Leadershit
This is outrageous.
1:56 That kiss he blew caught me off guard. LOL
2012: Everybody dislikes Romney; Votes for Obama
2014: Everybody regrets having Obama
It's called making the best out of a bad situation, sometimes the only choices we have are bad ones, but we still have to make a choice.
God Thanks, Morgan Freeman. :P
We all love you.
Yea kinda like the 2 candidates in FL.
There were only negative ads…
Believe me, if the Americans picked Romney, they'd regret it too.
As I say: to the American public, the worst president is whomever is president at the time.
TyrannWright
On the contrary, I don't regret voting for Obama at all. It was better we get HIM back in office then to let Romney in.
But I do regret that Ron Paul wasn't elected instead.
Republicans take your freedom and democrats take your money. Why can't we just look for alternative forms of government and stop this bipartisanship?!
Vote third party.
Republicans don't take shit, dawg.
VD Peruvian What about the rights of gays?
Bacon Maken I honestly don't give fucks about gay people, in fact, why are they so important now? They can already form civil unions and marry in the states! There are more deserving people of government attention like homeless vets, which I see thousands on a daily basis, and people living in poverty, and contrary to people who think poverty is going down under Obama, that's not true...
VD Peruvian Sure, they have the right to marry now but my point is republicans were using their religion to take away their rights and breaking the Constitution, "Freedom of Religion." You should "give a fuck" when people in power defy one of our countries founding principles. Helping gays doesn't prevent us from helping homeless vets. The issue of homeless vets is caused by both Democrats and Republicans wasting money and lives on wars in foreign lands to "fight for our freedom."
The kiss at 1:58 is hysterical. perfectly timed
flexta mcsignals sent me over the edge, well done sir
So nice I had to watch it thrice.