"Attention Walmart shoppers. For the next hour we are having a rare liquidation special where all store merchandise will be free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 sit back and watch the pandemonium ensue
Say that, and then you have 200 customers going to jail, and/ or the hospital, several employees doing their worst to stop all of the thievery, about 2 million dollars in merchandise, and property damage, and a ton of cops in riot gear using excessive force on the customers who are already going to jail...
I used to get in trouble all the time in elementary school and they'd make me wait to see the principal in a chair about two feet away from the intercom control panel. I used to randomly pick a room and fart into the microphone. Must have done it a dozen times over a few months before a teacher finally complained and they started making me wait in another room.
@@chase20071 #whiteknight to the rescue.... did your mom pass away recently? Thats the only way ill treat you as a serious person from this point forward
I'll never forget the one day I was working when someone got over the intercom and they announced that at 9:00 all electronics were going to be FREE. Customers started rushing straight over to the electronics department. They were actually falling for it. Fast forward about five minutes and someone recorded porno sounds. I was kinda disappointed none of my co-workers were talking about it.
Back in the 80's and early 90's we would Record a tape with the first minute blank & then some would scream FUUCCCK! SHIIIT! GODDAMMIT!!! & then some loud Shit Metal. We would then go to a mall find the stereo section & put the tape in the biggest stereo. Crank the knob & press play! 🤘🐵🤘
attention walmart shoppers: I realize this is abuse of the P.A. system but whoever took the last bag of duke's shorty sausages, i will find you. and then i will-- what's that? they got more in the back, nvm!
I wonder would have happened if someone shouted there is a terrorist attack and there are people armed inside the store, then play a recording of gun sounds on the intercom and pretend you died.
One time I was really bored shopping, so I farted into the intercom. It was louder than I thought it would be and probably scared everyone in the Walmart.
Once in Ralphs i heard the music stop and the beeping sound and then "Sorry, this number is not available" on the intercom. Then i heard "Alexa, my office please?" Cue the oo watcha say music
my grocery store is much better every employee has a headset so they can communicate with eachother and then they got someone in the back to play pre recorded announcements
this was done during a night shift... we use to do the same thing after hours. Blew many farts into those phones... i pity the next fool who used them.
"Attention Walmart shoppers. For the next hour we are having a rare liquidation special where all store merchandise will be free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 sit back and watch the pandemonium ensue
That would b amazing lol
Can go to jail for things that incite pandemonium, unfortunately
@@GDUDEify then get a voice changer and disguise yourself
@@GDUDEify first amendment protects ALL speech
Say that, and then you have 200 customers going to jail, and/ or the hospital, several employees doing their worst to stop all of the thievery, about 2 million dollars in merchandise, and property damage, and a ton of cops in riot gear using excessive force on the customers who are already going to jail...
The “smoke weed everyday thank you” one sounds so professional 🤣
LMAO yas
@@claudiocarbone2225 I almost choked on oxygen at this part XD
@@nathanielarchived8281 samee🤣🤣
How do you find the number?
@@rswazey123 code is #968 in 2024
These workers were awful if you guys managed to do it so many times 😂😂
Norwood Kubisiak yeah
Norwood Kubisiak different Walmart’s maybe
Plot twist they are the workers
They get paid like shit anyway, why not just enjoy the show.
@@stonexl yeah they were probably laughing anyway.
0:55 This was about 5 years ahead of its time
when did the meme surface?
@@vooshmoozik6185 like 8 years ago
I would have screamed into the intercom
Angel Gabriel Covarrubias I would of whistled
I would have said the f word
I would have taken out my phone and started playing moaning sounds
Durden same
Fr just be like ahhhhhh
I blow into the Walmart intercoms.
Thomas Davis I put music on lol
I’d make a lot of slurping noises
I would put some moan sound on!😂😂😂
I hope you wash your mouth before and after??😜😉
You probably blow Walmart associate's
*Ngl Wal-Mart is Like a Playground for everyone*
I used to get in trouble all the time in elementary school and they'd make me wait to see the principal in a chair about two feet away from the intercom control panel. I used to randomly pick a room and fart into the microphone. Must have done it a dozen times over a few months before a teacher finally complained and they started making me wait in another room.
A friend of mine once mentioned he sang the first line of "Day O (Banana Boat Song)" by Harry Belafonte on the school P.A.
😂😂😂😂😂
I would have farted into the intercom
Same, I was disappointed when they didn't.
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Someone did that already
I was brought here by that video 😂
I literally just came from a video where that happened
Attention, Walmart Shoppers...
Testicle.
That is all.
lol family guy
Beavis and Butt-Head did both testes.
“heavily baked we explored the walmart intercom service”
these guys really are legends
Someone in security was having a good laugh that night watching you guys on camera lol
My friend Jake got me to say "Clitoris Cupcakes" over our Wal-Mart's intercom.
Jake is a loser
Lmao
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
XD WALMART IS CLOSEING IN FIVE MINUTES XD
edit: this was 3 years ago I was a kid how the hell do i have this many likes?
🤣😂🤣😂
Imagine if it was 1 minute
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@@-cobalt3223 i
News flash, your still a kid. Three years doesn't change much
the walmart intercom number is #(pound)96
@@DrBang-gh7qm my walmart is 4444
Source, i used to work there.
@@davelastname8074 mine is 4291
your moms number is pound 69
@@Graymenn really dude not funny
@@chase20071 #whiteknight to the rescue.... did your mom pass away recently? Thats the only way ill treat you as a serious person from this point forward
I'll never forget the one day I was working when someone got over the intercom and they announced that at 9:00 all electronics were going to be FREE. Customers started rushing straight over to the electronics department. They were actually falling for it.
Fast forward about five minutes and someone recorded porno sounds. I was kinda disappointed none of my co-workers were talking about it.
"smoke weed everyday, thank you"
Back in the 80's and early 90's we would Record a tape with the first minute blank & then some would scream FUUCCCK! SHIIIT! GODDAMMIT!!! & then some loud Shit Metal. We would then go to a mall find the stereo section & put the tape in the biggest stereo. Crank the knob & press play! 🤘🐵🤘
Now you're middle aged and if you're anything like me, a retiree, you still appreciate a well done caper, lol. Good one.
You guys are literally gods.
Vladimir Putin I know right
i'll leave that like amount at 69.
Bobby Aveni 😀
Gary Oak it’s a joke chill the fuck out
How are they gods?? Only one I kinda smiled at and didn't even laugh at was the 9/11 thing. Dudes are dorks😂 cool role models bro💀💀💀
*_Attention Walmart shoppers There’s a giant elephant in the store beware it will attack_*
Lol smoke weed everyday thank you lol :D
Lol
Wish youtube still was this good
Iridian wtf i just got a notification saying I got a comment from a comment I said 6yrs ago omg
@@yuli2801 lol yeah I did it cause it was funny and I thought you were cute as well so....
@@xPayBakx lol you need a glass of water for your thirsty ass
Satan: “I just want to say, I’m a huge fan.”
LoL
Smoel weed everyday...
thanks you.
Yeeeeaaah
😂😂
Smoel???
I woulda been like "Attention shoppers, yall need ta go home and go to bed. NOW!"
Imagine what the customers and staff thought of that. 😂
"Smoke weed everyday, thank you" LMAOOOO IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀😂😂
The first one had me laughing/dying
Dying might not be the best verb to use here
@@williamchen1040 Nobody gives a damn
the second one where he just screamed into it was better lmao
This last part made me laugh when he announced to everyone Walmart will be closing in 5 minutes. HAHA
Walmart’s closing in 5 minutes.
Everyone be like wtf.
Then there be a page excusing the last page. Lol
Intercom pranks bring me joy, thank you.
I bet the code for the intercom is the exact same among all walmart branches too.
This was a decade ago but these guys are still legends in the history books
“Legends”? They did a childish act and your congratulating them 😐😐
@@Saintvanillagorilla Awwwww are you okay x
@@Saintvanillagorilla*you're 😉
The last one must have wreaked havoc
"Clean up on isle 5. Department manager (john) shit his pants".
*Description says 10 years ago*
Oh, so that’s why nobody was having a meltdown and screaming at them
That hall and Oates at 1:00 tho
Yea
You got good ears. And good music taste too
attention walmart shoppers: I realize this is abuse of the P.A. system but whoever took the last bag of duke's shorty sausages, i will find you.
and then i will-- what's that? they got more in the back, nvm!
Honestly by this point that thing should have a lock like what some fire alarms have a glass/plastic cover with a lock and each employee has a key
Honestly by this time you'd think people would grow up.
Getting such a gem 10 years later
Fun...! Reminds me of the 80s when we used to ride our BMX through the mall getting chased by security.
I work for Walmart. Honestly this would be my entertainment for the year.
That last one was pure gold!!. 😂😂😂
Aftermath
Walmart Employees: Rap it up
Guys: We’re getting kicked out
"Attention shoppers, 9/11 was in inside job, thank you." 🤣
“Attention shoppers, the Leafs suck. Thank you.”
I would have said CLEANUP ON ISLE 3
SRG __Miller how is that funny
Yo its Anthony people would go there to cleanup but there is nothing there
SRG __Miller that very funny hahahah....
Once again we have found a hidden gem.
Saying “Thank you” after all of them cracked me up
how is content from 10 years ago better then the content we have now?
Now calling Clinton kildepstein to the front desk !!
That would be funny to see someone's reaction. "Walmart will be closing in 5 minutes? I just got here!"
This is how a stupid prank that's executed well and performed maturely is done
Dang that’s good quality considering it’s from 10 years ago
0:20 GOT ME WHEEZING 😂
I wonder would have happened if someone shouted there is a terrorist attack and there are people armed inside the store, then play a recording of gun sounds on the intercom and pretend you died.
That’s what everybody feels like doing in all retail stores nowadays
I love how people have the guts to do this I could not do this
0:55 R.I.P Me
Died from laughter at this part
As a worker I woulda been pissed
heroes dont always wear capes sometimes they wear hoodies
"heya walmart shoppers, do you wanna have a bad time?"
I would've pissed on the floor
You know the video is gonna be good when they say "pound" instead of "hashtag"
One time I was really bored shopping, so I farted into the intercom. It was louder than I thought it would be and probably scared everyone in the Walmart.
And this is one of many reasons the intercom system is no longer in use but radios are.
This is an extremely hilarious video good job
The men, the myths, the legends
People still do this today and it never gets old
Go prepared next time with glorious soviet anthem
We used to do this.
The favorites were quotes from Bane and Davy Jones
Once in Ralphs i heard the music stop and the beeping sound and then "Sorry, this number is not available" on the intercom.
Then i heard "Alexa, my office please?"
Cue the oo watcha say music
1:05 day music tho top notch
The 5th one had one of my favorite song
Walmart is wonderland sometimes
You never know what’s gunna happen
Thanks for this lol
Tbh I would be happy if the closing one let me go home early
I would play rick roll into the intercom
"Attention Walmart shoppers. Walmart is now Best Buy and Target is now Walmart, have a good day."
my grocery store is much better every employee has a headset so they can communicate with eachother and then they got someone in the back to play pre recorded announcements
Play Swiggity Swag into the intercom
Favourite song in the background in the first one
Public service announcement: smoke weed everyday
old but gold
I would’ve moaned into the intercom
@Mike England DONT CARE
These guys were definitely way ahead of their time with the stuff they were saying.
This is beautiful
If anyone cuts off Hall and Oates playing on the PA, then they should get fired.
This was funny thank you I needed a laugh
this was done during a night shift... we use to do the same thing after hours. Blew many farts into those phones... i pity the next fool who used them.
Legend has it that it was a man with a fart fetish.
“911 was an inside job” lmaooo😂😂
So this is how I heard a baby talking into the intercom
0:55 you say [smoke 💨 weed every day thank you] 😆
That last one lowkey hella smart hahahah
There’s cameras everywhere
MOBILE TASK FORCE UNIT, EPSILON ELEVEN, DESIGNATED NINE TAILED FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
This is CZcams gold
this is amazing
Bro that last one
First guy was in the puzzle aisle, for a reason 😂😂
Damn this was 9 years ago
this is so lit git I would do the same exact thing like how the guy said " attention Walmart shoppers Walmart will be closing in 5 minutes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣