Best of Dale's CONSPIRACY Theories | King of the Hill

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Komentáře • 194

  • @JeffinTD
    @JeffinTD Před 12 dny +155

    “In the future both men and women will visit the gynecologist”…

  • @EnDoubleJay3309
    @EnDoubleJay3309 Před 24 dny +431

    It’s shocking how normal Dale is now.

    • @nimamoradi2779
      @nimamoradi2779 Před 19 dny +1

      Now? The new series is out?

    • @fraskf6765
      @fraskf6765 Před 18 dny +54

      ​@@nimamoradi2779no,he meant in our society someone like dale might be right with his "crazy theories" or he might get accepted. hehe how do i know? Who are you? Are you A FED?

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz Před 18 dny

      @@fraskf6765 makes me wonder how the revival is going to handle him, perhaps there's an episode where Dale initially thinks he's found a new group of friends only to be outright disturbed by their conspiracy theories(which unlike Dale's are outright hateful and bigoted in nature).

    • @2005YouTubeUser
      @2005YouTubeUser Před 18 dny +3

      Not really

    • @EnDoubleJay3309
      @EnDoubleJay3309 Před 18 dny +42

      Let me be clear: It’s shocking how normalized people like him have become. Not that he’s right (at least most of the time), but what once was an outlier has now become more mainstream.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Před 2 měsíci +241

    I will miss late Johnny Hardwick and him voicing Dale. He makes conspiracy theories too funny. 😂

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 19 dny +5

      Johnny Hardwick was the real King of the Hill. Greg Daniels/ Mike Judge are, at-best, Duke of the Hills

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 Před 15 dny +2

      There will never be a better conspiracy theorist on television than Dale Gribble. Rest in Peace Johnny

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 Před 6 dny

      At least 93% of the crazy bat shit insane stuff Dale said was 100% correct. Same with Alex Jones sure they are bat shit insane but the stuff they say is actually almost 100% correct.

    • @adamlewellen5081
      @adamlewellen5081 Před 5 dny

      Pocket sand...... Damn g00gl made me retipe to many times..

    • @jenniferbrown3193
      @jenniferbrown3193 Před dnem +1

      I loved his conspiracy theories and shenanigans... Crazy how he passed away 😔 we'll never know the cause of death either.... Kinda fitting in a weird sense...

  • @UrRIVAL
    @UrRIVAL Před 4 dny +10

    "Have you been sleeping, Dale? You got kind of that county fair smell."
    Hanks asking if he's been using crank 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
    @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Před 24 dny +176

    "Computers have akready beaten communists at chess,next thing you know, tbey'll be beati g humans." Oh my god that's so funny, I must have missed that when I watched that episode

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 Před 13 dny +4

      They certainly crush you at spelling.

    • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
      @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Před 12 dny

      @@ziggle5000 🤓☝ 🤓☝🤓☝

    • @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
      @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk Před 12 dny

      @@ziggle5000 Quite frankly, no. I’ve encountered at least less than 5 of them who can actually spell words both properly and use them properly too.

    • @icecap7484
      @icecap7484 Před dnem

      @@ziggle5000 Found a bad commie.

  • @antblake1030
    @antblake1030 Před měsícem +87

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. Dale Gribble is one of my favorite characters in TV history.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 19 dny +2

      'Dale' was the most subversive character in Television since Kauffman did Latka on Taxi. Dale was righteous and entertaining. Why couldn't it have been ME instead?

    • @aceq361
      @aceq361 Před 18 dny +1

      ​@@illygah Rotfl your crazier than dale 😂

  • @SlugSage
    @SlugSage Před 22 dny +60

    Hank crushing all his conspiracies at the end😂

  • @9340Singh
    @9340Singh Před 16 dny +38

    And yet he was never suspicious about his wife cheating on him in front of his face

    • @user-nx1pe2cs1t
      @user-nx1pe2cs1t Před 9 dny

      🤣

    • @RoyMcRoyerson
      @RoyMcRoyerson Před 4 dny

      I wonder if that was intentional to have the right wing conspiracy theorist be a literal cuckold. Was Mike Judge more left leaning than he seems?

  • @bd4246
    @bd4246 Před 17 dny +37

    3:55 I never realized Dale stole Hanks truck lol

  • @radetzkypilledman
    @radetzkypilledman Před 15 dny +35

    The funny part is that Dale was right about that computer bit

  • @after_mold
    @after_mold Před 20 dny +29

    Dale is D.B. Cooper (confirmed)

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Před 17 dny +4

      Well, they both wear sunglasses, so that suggests they are probably the same person.

  • @chrisrocco
    @chrisrocco Před 21 dnem +143

    Its crazy how hes right sometimes

  • @Transformersfan707g
    @Transformersfan707g Před 2 měsíci +29

    1:05 Dale got bit by a mosquito 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

  • @Azmina_the_warlock
    @Azmina_the_warlock Před 27 dny +105

    6:08 damn, he called that one tho 😂

  • @earlycuyler2295
    @earlycuyler2295 Před 11 dny +29

    Eventually, Dale gribble will have predicted everything with 100% accuracy.

  • @georgevanhoose6333
    @georgevanhoose6333 Před 9 dny +4

    Dale was just ahead of everyone else.

  • @Walrus_JR
    @Walrus_JR Před 21 dnem +23

    My spirit animal

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 Před 16 dny +7

    Hank Hill is my favorite strong female protagonist.

  • @oOAngelZLipZOo
    @oOAngelZLipZOo Před 12 dny +5

    2087 is going to roll around and soneone is going to make an AI robot of Dale saying all of this stuff 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @nkromancerN
    @nkromancerN Před 5 dny +1

    I love how he believes in global warming, but also wants it to happen.

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 Před 28 dny +18

    Rip Johnny Hardwick

  • @TheKisj
    @TheKisj Před 13 dny +24

    The first one isn't even a conspiracy, it's a fact

  • @seanfenrir
    @seanfenrir Před 17 dny +48

    5:56 Crazy how that's not even a conspiracy at this point.

  • @henrychurch6062
    @henrychurch6062 Před 2 dny +1

    You know, Dale would be just an average Q Anon member now.

  • @davidm9214
    @davidm9214 Před 21 dnem +57

    Well. The gynecologist joke came true.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 19 dny +6

      'only the women get there monies worth'

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 18 dny +2

      ​@illygah yeah, that's where it falls through...
      When's the last time _you_ got your money's worth within a _ten city block radius_ of a _hospital?_

    • @YourWifesBoyfriend
      @YourWifesBoyfriend Před 13 dny

      @@seand.g423 womp womp

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před 16 dny +7

    You got that county fair smell

  • @dakotastein9499
    @dakotastein9499 Před 19 dny +62

    6:06
    And they say only the simpsons predict the future.

  • @dariusthurman8835
    @dariusthurman8835 Před 27 dny +12

    Pocket Sand

  • @mikegillettify
    @mikegillettify Před 16 dny +8

    5:00 the real joke here is Bill’s response.

  • @vandavis000
    @vandavis000 Před 19 dny +25

    Squirrel tacticts.😂 pocket sand 😂 shashasha😂

  • @PassionateGoth
    @PassionateGoth Před 17 dny +50

    Hate to admit it, some of his theories make a lot of sense in 2024. Seriously 😳

  • @SlugSage
    @SlugSage Před 22 dny +12

    Let him cook?

  • @antblake1030
    @antblake1030 Před měsícem +13

    11:39 LMFAO 😂

  • @jonbarnes4970
    @jonbarnes4970 Před 5 dny +8

    "guns don't kill people, the govt does." he ain't wrong there...

  • @_MrLee
    @_MrLee Před 16 dny +8

    6:02 This is a real conspiracy... I had a case of Gynecomastia and had it removed.

  • @smashley4661
    @smashley4661 Před 16 dny +11

    How did Dale become an insane conspiracy guy?

    • @alldud13
      @alldud13 Před 11 dny +2

      wasn’t he always? i just watched the first episode and he was always just kinda wacky

    • @KingOfThePiratesOfTheHill
      @KingOfThePiratesOfTheHill Před 10 dny +3

      Even his oldest flashbacks as a child he is a gun obsessed conspiracy skeptic.
      Time and knowledge only made it worse lmao

    • @youtubesadhominem9118
      @youtubesadhominem9118 Před 8 dny

      he listens to Alex Jones

    • @vovin8132
      @vovin8132 Před dnem

      He opened his eyes and LEARNED THE TRUTH, man. Don't you understand???

  • @Deerhunterjs
    @Deerhunterjs Před 15 dny +8

    Holy shit, at 6 minutes he called it.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před 15 dny +1

      well if they make up wild theories for dale enough times, some of them will happen to be true.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před 14 dny

      @@TheUltimateRare Especially as the world gets crazier.

  • @libertylovin2359
    @libertylovin2359 Před 10 dny +8

    He's right about emissions.

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon Před 2 měsíci +18

    Can you upload scenes from the episode "Yankee Hankee?" namely the scenes where Hank finds out he was born in New York, He confronts his dad about it, And the ending scene where Cotton says "I just wanted to kill Castro."

    • @King-of-the-Hill
      @King-of-the-Hill  Před 2 měsíci +1

      Here's part 1 of that: czcams.com/video/Qm2lbCTGYs8/video.html

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 19 dny

      what's the magic word?

  • @doujinloverXD
    @doujinloverXD Před 18 dny +6

    Hank's final rant left 1 glaring hole when he shot down Dale:Dale was cloned from a super warrior not tje other way around, cmearly Dale was cloned usibg tje rescessove genes of Super Warrior Dale and sent back to train him, why make a super warrior clone to send back to our promative time when you would likely send a more tailed made intelligent clone its rather obvious.

  • @weldrodson
    @weldrodson Před 13 dny +4

    We'll grow oranges in alaska got me way to much lol

  • @JonathanHernandez-mm3nd
    @JonathanHernandez-mm3nd Před 17 dny +4

    Rest In Peace Johnny Hardwick.

  • @Spinner773
    @Spinner773 Před 17 dny +7

    Me and Dale would get along 😅

  • @nimbus3218
    @nimbus3218 Před 7 dny +1

    The Dale Gribble was right jar flowith over

  • @TheJHMAN1
    @TheJHMAN1 Před 15 dny +6

    After listening to the White House press briefing, he sounds more sane every day.

  • @honestbae2815
    @honestbae2815 Před 18 dny +2

    MARS! Gets me every time... 😂

  • @britpackdog4545
    @britpackdog4545 Před 2 dny

    I really enjoyed this. POCKET SAND

  • @geraldmartin5016
    @geraldmartin5016 Před 22 dny +7

    I thought this was about conspiracies?

  • @MonadoSaga94
    @MonadoSaga94 Před 9 dny +11

    Watching KotH back then: "Ha! Dale is an idiot!"
    Watching KotH now: "Holy crap he was on to something."

  • @afkathisguy
    @afkathisguy Před 20 dny +28

    It bothers me that he's only 98.7% wrong...

    • @saulsantos3653
      @saulsantos3653 Před 17 dny +4

      just goes to show if you sound confident enough people may or may not believe you haha

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 2 dny

      Broken watch etc.

  • @tadc20
    @tadc20 Před 5 dny +1

    We live in the future where women and men see the gynecologist and only women get their money's worth. Maybe Dale wasn't a conspiracy theorist

  • @nicoleackerman205
    @nicoleackerman205 Před 13 dny +6

    Dale aged so well.

  • @chuckferrel5482
    @chuckferrel5482 Před 3 dny

    “Mars” 🗣️🔥

  • @papagalooleo559
    @papagalooleo559 Před 4 dny +1

    Nancy loves you!

  • @HeldrikBoldhart
    @HeldrikBoldhart Před 2 dny +1

    Dale actually got the gynecologist one right

  • @timmyg316
    @timmyg316 Před 12 dny +1

    5:55 King of the Hill predicts the future

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 Před 14 dny +1

    R. I. P. Johnny Hardwick

  • @Casper50002
    @Casper50002 Před 15 dny +1

    🤣🤣🤣 More power to Dale!!

  • @radthadd
    @radthadd Před 18 dny +3

    1:45 yikes he was right

  • @FreedomRanger42069
    @FreedomRanger42069 Před 6 dny

    6:01 Dale is right on this

  • @DRAKE_DOES_STUFF
    @DRAKE_DOES_STUFF Před 10 dny

    I straight piped my 7.3 powerstorke. I'll never go back

  • @sevenguardians7517
    @sevenguardians7517 Před 9 dny +1

    @6:01 oh dang that aged well very well
    once a conspiracy theory now reality!

  • @Excremental_Discharge
    @Excremental_Discharge Před 18 dny +10

    Where was Dale on January 6th?🤔

    • @firewizzard86
      @firewizzard86 Před 16 dny

      January 6th is a dumb ass conspiracy theory

    • @isiahs9312
      @isiahs9312 Před 13 dny +2

      Getting his seed removed by aliens so the aliens can build a super soldier race, clearly

  • @tonyjohnson8752
    @tonyjohnson8752 Před 5 dny

    RIP Johnny Hardwick

  • @ogconut
    @ogconut Před 8 dny

    6:10 i am appalled by the fact that this turned out true

  • @charlieu2b329
    @charlieu2b329 Před 22 dny +3

    1:37

  • @jillb3072
    @jillb3072 Před 9 dny

    RIP Johnny Hardwick!😢 The reboot won’t be the same!

  • @puttumsftw8478
    @puttumsftw8478 Před 2 dny

    7:29 lol

  • @brandor763
    @brandor763 Před 13 dny

    Dale was ahead of his time in some ways.... 😮😂

  • @FoxiFyer
    @FoxiFyer Před 17 dny +6

    6:02 not far off

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead Před 15 dny +1

    Dale is right

  • @davidm9214
    @davidm9214 Před 21 dnem +15

    We will grow oranges in Alaska. Yup need to adapt with the natural changing climate.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 19 dny +3

      I heard Alaska was joining Canada

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 18 dny

      ​​@@illygahbuddy, they basically _just_ got RCV and an Alaskan's main source of income is essentially a fucking bribe.
      Ain't no way they've got _any combination_ of sense _and_ integrity.

  • @johng-nd6wm
    @johng-nd6wm Před 9 dny

    11.14 you got a cinder block

  • @icecap7484
    @icecap7484 Před 2 dny +7

    These were written to be absurd comedy and make Dale into a fool. The fact that more than half of his conspiracies came true is absolutely terrifying.

  • @BLUERAYGUNER
    @BLUERAYGUNER Před 15 dny +4

    6:02 jesus christ, dale was actually right and its terrifying

  • @shaunshimizu4322
    @shaunshimizu4322 Před 10 dny +4

    Actually....Dale doesn't sound so crazy NOW....lol

  • @omfg322
    @omfg322 Před 9 dny

    5:56 this aged well

  • @Parisvaldez
    @Parisvaldez Před 17 dny +6

    6:02😂

  • @manuelesparza1009
    @manuelesparza1009 Před 14 dny +5

    Superbowl was taped 😂 it's true

    • @isiahs9312
      @isiahs9312 Před 13 dny +2

      Wait people think the Superbowl is real? Seriously, in 2024 people still think all that money moving around is just left to chance?

  • @karlpeterson9334
    @karlpeterson9334 Před 5 dny

    Dale Gribble is funnier than Meathead.

  • @timmyg316
    @timmyg316 Před 12 dny +2

    F I hate John Red Corn

  • @greed15good
    @greed15good Před 9 dny

    6:10 he was right all along

  • @smokeacoil9098
    @smokeacoil9098 Před 8 dny +2

    its scary how many of these are right now. i like dale being crazy night right

  • @tyrellthiel2201
    @tyrellthiel2201 Před 2 dny

    6:06 WTF

  • @frankmartinez4327
    @frankmartinez4327 Před 10 dny +2

    As a younger teen I Thought dale was just crazy funny, but now I realize that he was trying to worn us 😮

  • @TheGuruStud
    @TheGuruStud Před 10 dny +4

    He's right about emissions. Govt control...no cars for you.

  • @andrewshaeffer8559
    @andrewshaeffer8559 Před 5 dny

    The one about men going to the gynecologist was way too on the nose

  • @NPC20567
    @NPC20567 Před 17 dny +4

    Funny the gynecologist one came true

  • @villeandersson1487
    @villeandersson1487 Před 16 dny +1

    0:49. Good out of context Dale moment.

  • @DarkSeraph95
    @DarkSeraph95 Před 13 dny +1

    he was right about the gynecologist so what's his second stopped clock moment

  • @robotomo4249
    @robotomo4249 Před dnem +1

    "The Beast" was the most accurate one here.

  • @youtubesadhominem9118
    @youtubesadhominem9118 Před 8 dny +4

    "guns don't kill people, the government does"
    100%
    specially the american government

  • @lonniehutchinsonv4758
    @lonniehutchinsonv4758 Před 11 dny +2

    lol dale called it We live in a time where men now do also go to the gynecologist and they don’t get their money worth. Ha

  • @northeastoperations
    @northeastoperations Před 16 dny +5

    It's crazy that Dale's actually right about some of the shit that he said back then.
    about women becoming more masculine and men becoming more feminine.

    • @stnrodriguez
      @stnrodriguez Před 16 dny

      Your just an incel that can't handle real life..

  • @someuser4166
    @someuser4166 Před 11 dny +2

    6:03 he predicted femboys

  • @jeremiahvires7864
    @jeremiahvires7864 Před 4 dny

    Its crazy how many of these are right

  • @youtubesadhominem9118

    not so much conspiracy now is it

  • @jarredburnett8820
    @jarredburnett8820 Před 2 dny

    Dude he was right. It is like watching the Simpsons

  • @detroitdiesel7074
    @detroitdiesel7074 Před dnem

    And yet he wasn’t wrong about much

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 Před 6 dny

    Really fucked up fact. At least 7 Super bowls were in fact pre recorded 8 months in advance in the 1980s and 1990s and no one was allowed inside the stadiums. Dale is actually correct in a screwed up way about many things.