For Honor made me lose custody of the kids

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  • čas přidán 7. 02. 2019
  • pls help roman
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  • @zachhalinski6903
    @zachhalinski6903 Před 5 lety +5949

    Roman's depression is heavier than his armor.

  • @lauri6052
    @lauri6052 Před 5 lety +5049

    Roman is very humble and uses helmet to hide his airpods

  • @halfhalf9148
    @halfhalf9148 Před 4 lety +4420

    I'm still looking for that one guy who thought the title was real..

    • @vazpazzaz7045
      @vazpazzaz7045 Před 4 lety +33

      {BLITZ NATION} NORTHERN FRONTIER ME TOO

    • @kaitoyamomto919
      @kaitoyamomto919 Před 4 lety +23

      Me too

    • @TheHunter40
      @TheHunter40 Před 4 lety +18

      orchalion orchaldir no you’re not

    • @f.b.i3209
      @f.b.i3209 Před 4 lety +56

      @@OrchalionTheFog It's not you. You have bad grammar and the guy in this video does not use emojis, you are probably just a 10 year old looking for attention.

    • @f.b.i3209
      @f.b.i3209 Před 4 lety +29

      @@OrchalionTheFog Also, *(edited)*

  • @lukasm5301
    @lukasm5301 Před 3 lety +973

    “The guy probably deleted his comment.” - Sun Tzu

  • @lucastark1784
    @lucastark1784 Před 5 lety +1885

    Roman cannot pay for both his therapy sessions and the child support

  • @izwanamri1471
    @izwanamri1471 Před 5 lety +576

    For honor made me forget that I lost custody of my kids

  • @theboos5852
    @theboos5852 Před 5 lety +3149

    Where is the guy who thought the title was true

  • @Narunata247
    @Narunata247 Před 5 lety +5385

    *Spends* *$45* *on* *steel* *packs* *rather* *than* *buying* *$30* *season* *pass*
    Me: “Excellent Move!”

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 Před 5 lety +103

      50*

    • @ninednine4445
      @ninednine4445 Před 5 lety +83

      He clearly got alot of cosmetics that he would have with the $30 sp....

    • @MojaDGaminG
      @MojaDGaminG Před 5 lety +71

      It’ll be okay he’s definitely learned and won’t do that for the next character or the 2 after that.. hm

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 Před 5 lety +47

      *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @samuraitails3940
      @samuraitails3940 Před 5 lety +5

      I thought the same thing

  • @blazej222y
    @blazej222y Před 5 lety +627

    1:16 - "I don't need training"
    *Secretly holds cancel matchmaking in bottom right corner*

  • @dankfailure4984
    @dankfailure4984 Před 5 lety +956

    Any of you guys seen my dad, he went to the coliseum and hasn’t come home since. Mom said he left but I think she’s lying

  • @alancollman1738
    @alancollman1738 Před 5 lety +1750

    *Roman failed art school and started World War II.*

  • @firemaneminiatures1337
    @firemaneminiatures1337 Před 4 lety +212

    *Sees the title of the video*
    "Must be playing as Roman..."

  • @cooper2320
    @cooper2320 Před 5 lety +282

    I had my eyes closed for like half the video

  • @d3mon267
    @d3mon267 Před 5 lety +261

    Roman is contemplating whether life is worth all the pain

  • @apolashimself
    @apolashimself Před 4 lety +573

    *Anime men has dominated the world map.*
    Zanny: Time to start the crusade

  • @zekebilhorn8282
    @zekebilhorn8282 Před 5 lety +93

    "I will not be penetrated, not by you."
    -Sir Zanny, 2018

  • @DustyPazner
    @DustyPazner Před 5 lety +139

    Roman wishes the screams would stop so he can sleep at night

  • @rkofansify
    @rkofansify Před 5 lety +1201

    Roman has no matches on both his tinder and bumble accounts

    • @STARS7112
      @STARS7112 Před 5 lety +10

      rkofansify Roman and I have something in common.

    • @isuckateverything9676
      @isuckateverything9676 Před 4 lety

      Roman don’t need no woman, that’s why he’s friends with all female heroes

  • @cursedxp6088
    @cursedxp6088 Před 3 lety +360

    He couldn’t beat black prior so he beat his wife

  • @odiesilla7463
    @odiesilla7463 Před 4 lety +347

    6:18 Left 4 Dead Hunter sound

  • @Alltorn-N56
    @Alltorn-N56 Před 5 lety +250

    Roman's screams are not of violence but despair.

    • @skillless566
      @skillless566 Před 4 lety +1

      Roman screams as he remembers the words his wife said to him when they divorced

    • @toxicoutlaw9424
      @toxicoutlaw9424 Před 4 lety

      skill less “Infirimus”

    • @skillless566
      @skillless566 Před 4 lety

      @@toxicoutlaw9424 roman is deeply hurt as he realises he keeps reapeting the words of his wife towardsvthe enemy, hoping to gain a non existent sympathy from them

    • @toxicoutlaw9424
      @toxicoutlaw9424 Před 4 lety

      skill less Naw, I’m a rep 70 cent and I’m just lookin for some sympathy from Ubisoft. Nerfed cents kick and gb vulnerability. Could they have at least waited to do that until the rework came out?

    • @skillless566
      @skillless566 Před 4 lety

      @@toxicoutlaw9424 y they nerfing cent he just wants to see his kids

  • @calebkehler9231
    @calebkehler9231 Před 5 lety +1171

    Lyrics:
    SHIELD
    FEINT IT
    OH YOU THOUGHT
    CLOSE YOUR EYES
    OH
    HNNGH
    UNHG

    • @danp9998
      @danp9998 Před 5 lety +51

      U forgot darhkkkness and phlegm

    • @justinmartin8139
      @justinmartin8139 Před 5 lety +9

      Lol shit you not while im reading this comment i hesr him say it haha

    • @temp7944
      @temp7944 Před 5 lety +9

      You forgot “We’ll do it again”

    • @kingdragon7239
      @kingdragon7239 Před 5 lety +4

      U forgot true dacknesssss

    • @kodygehring5661
      @kodygehring5661 Před 5 lety

      The Odious Unicorn it’s you thought not oh you thought god come on

  • @adamthornton91
    @adamthornton91 Před 5 lety +254

    Lawbringer hasn’t got nuclear launch codes yet

  • @bummedknight9673
    @bummedknight9673 Před 5 lety +187

    0:54 "look at the finger"
    zanny, thats a hand

  • @tetaroawarrior335
    @tetaroawarrior335 Před 5 lety +209

    Roman attacc
    Roman attacc
    But most importantly
    Roman want his kids bacc.

    • @michaelmorales4745
      @michaelmorales4745 Před 5 lety +11

      Better.
      Roman kicc.
      Roman attacc.
      Most importantly.
      He want his kids bacc

    • @Law-ek7qy
      @Law-ek7qy Před 5 lety +3

      Roman kick
      Roman slash
      But most importantly
      Roman just wants the kids bacc

    • @mr.cucumber3645
      @mr.cucumber3645 Před 5 lety +1

      Roman attach
      Roman Protects
      But most importantly
      You don’t know what is the the true dahhh nesh

    • @unshakenhorse632
      @unshakenhorse632 Před 5 lety

      Roman attacc
      Roman gank
      But most importantly
      Roman says INCREDIBILIS

  • @thelastcasualty2696
    @thelastcasualty2696 Před 5 lety +735

    This channel is so underrated, it never ceases to make me laugh.

    • @xCynder
      @xCynder Před 5 lety +7

      Oh easily. Zanny is a fucking CHAD

    • @Dylan-ng8es
      @Dylan-ng8es Před 5 lety +2

      Probably because he doesn't know how to block it's so aids to watch him play but he's funny tho

    • @ooochizelooo3241
      @ooochizelooo3241 Před 4 lety +1

      So true he deserves as much more the Dantdm.
      9 year olds enter

    • @reddragon52894
      @reddragon52894 Před 4 lety +1

      The guy is trash and not funny

    • @ebraheem136
      @ebraheem136 Před 4 lety +1

      ROMAN

  • @lukalekic1447
    @lukalekic1447 Před 3 lety +68

    Roman likes to cuddle with peacekeeper pillow at night

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 Před 2 lety +12

    I’m really trying to find the dude who thought that the title was real

  • @Glacier0516
    @Glacier0516 Před 5 lety +376

    Roman wishes he could get some armor that doesn’t have skulls

    • @snipeyboi5934
      @snipeyboi5934 Před 5 lety +5

      Bantonie _ Roman wants armor with flowers and his kids. that Karen took last week when he was found having an affair with peace keeper.

    • @adamward3903
      @adamward3903 Před 5 lety

      @@snipeyboi5934 I thought it was valkarie Jesus ROMAN BANGS ALL Karen wouldn't give his kids back. So Roman wanted more

    • @kerrygross6651
      @kerrygross6651 Před 3 lety

      Your in luck

  • @caroswolf286
    @caroswolf286 Před 5 lety +185

    Incridibily and Roman moves are my favorite memes

    • @Fordring1776
      @Fordring1776 Před 5 lety +2

      INCREDEEEBELLEEESS

    • @theboos5852
      @theboos5852 Před 5 lety +3

      Both of you are wrong
      It’s
      I N C R E D I B I L I S

  • @AE-ki3rw
    @AE-ki3rw Před 4 lety +69

    "Oh shit, I forgot about that hyperarmor" ~ Every player fighing a Shugoki

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 Před 2 lety

      I get too scared of it and always just let him attack first or interrupt his first move with a light attack

  • @bigboiyslin753
    @bigboiyslin753 Před 4 lety +85

    6:19 sounds like the femur breaker sound

  • @creo8421
    @creo8421 Před 5 lety +130

    Roman wishes he wasn't only good at killing

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 Před 5 lety +1

      Wishes he was good at keeping children also...

  • @jacobhelmick5455
    @jacobhelmick5455 Před 5 lety +366

    Maybe the the darkness black prior was referring to is the weebs wining.

  • @charlie811
    @charlie811 Před 5 lety +34

    When you actually close your eyes when he tells you too and you miss half the video

  • @jiufeng8454
    @jiufeng8454 Před 5 lety +387

    Warden has stolen multiple hentai magazines from the weeb nations, now they are hunting down the Warden. Weebs took over the entire map, Warden shall hide in fear. So then Vortiger was created, after many years of DARKNETH Warden has given his soul and became Vortiger.

    • @joe___6868
      @joe___6868 Před 4 lety +15

      Edgy backstory and I do not like it. Warden would never even touch Hentai for great Jesus. Incorrect answer.

    • @IIGDZ
      @IIGDZ Před 4 lety +2

      Its fan fic bruh

    • @joe___6868
      @joe___6868 Před 4 lety +6

      IIG0DZ 2314 Yes but you must understand warden. He’s had to listen to mother and father his whole life, he’s been taught to obey the lord. Thus shall not touch such.

  • @romantheincredibilis165
    @romantheincredibilis165 Před 5 lety +323

    Roman has lots of anxiety, including social anxiety. But Roman arrives nonetheless.

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- Před 2 lety

      Hey boi how was the old times with the empire?

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- Před 2 lety +4

      @Darth Vader Monarchy, Republic and the EMPAIA

    • @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051
      @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Před 2 lety +1

      How can something be this perfect

    • @K..C
      @K..C Před rokem

      It's been 3 years but I must know, how have you managed to comment 8 days before you made your account?

    • @wild673window6
      @wild673window6 Před rokem

      ☺️

  • @joshg1555
    @joshg1555 Před 5 lety +161

    Roman gets horrible Vietnam flashback when fighting the Wu Lin

  • @arez1152
    @arez1152 Před 5 lety +76

    Roman: roman word
    Vortiger: TRUE DAKNESS

  • @wesleyprice2523
    @wesleyprice2523 Před 4 lety +268

    roman wonders why his siblings were "aborted"
    roman still wonders what that means

  • @sickwizard5639
    @sickwizard5639 Před 5 lety +77

    he put in like an hour worth of roman jokes into 2 minutes of centurion gameplay. Im really impressed

  • @jub4090
    @jub4090 Před 5 lety +654

    Come on Karen its been a year let me see the kids

    • @kammy_ay586
      @kammy_ay586 Před 5 lety +19

      It's ok Ramon where here for you

    • @LordLongHands
      @LordLongHands Před 5 lety +6

      Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea

    • @gavinmorrison2597
      @gavinmorrison2597 Před 5 lety +5

      Fish Swish I hate being the grammar nazi but where is supposed to be we’re. I’m sorry you probably won’t forgive me but it just bugged me to much

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 Před 5 lety +3

      Karenia*

    • @DavidGarcia-pi9wn
      @DavidGarcia-pi9wn Před 5 lety +8

      Have new kids train them to be better than your old kids then make them fight to the death for your love

  • @Cpt.Cuddles
    @Cpt.Cuddles Před 5 lety +24

    Your for Honor videos makes me laugh every damn time. Best ever!
    Roman punches his depression away.

  • @gvs9293
    @gvs9293 Před 3 lety +45

    im still looking for the guy that thought this title was real

  • @SW-pk5uj
    @SW-pk5uj Před 5 lety +413

    Roman has mixed feelings towards minorities.

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 Před 5 lety +8

      So he hates zanny?
      Get it? Because the channel is small for now?
      I'll see myself out...

    • @gaspoweredbong9679
      @gaspoweredbong9679 Před 5 lety +2

      @@dannyboy2005 146k is small?

    • @crueloath7288
      @crueloath7288 Před 5 lety +4

      Cancer Main considering there are HUNDREDS of channels larger than him, yes

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 Před 5 lety +3

      @@gaspoweredbong9679 he is small for how funny he is

    • @caleboch8181
      @caleboch8181 Před 5 lety +2

      considering his wife left him for another woman I can understand it

  • @carterwhale9528
    @carterwhale9528 Před 5 lety +108

    Roman just wants to lay down and cry

  • @fastandnightfurious4279
    @fastandnightfurious4279 Před 4 lety +50

    You have kids?! I feel bad for them XD
    They live lives of true dahkness

    • @thomasgardner455
      @thomasgardner455 Před 4 lety +8

      You know he dont have kids right.

    • @fastandnightfurious4279
      @fastandnightfurious4279 Před 4 lety +8

      Thomas Gardner I know, I was making a joke

    • @thomasgardner455
      @thomasgardner455 Před 4 lety +11

      @@fastandnightfurious4279 I assumed so but there was one guy who commented on this video ranting at zanny for spending 50 quid on a game when that could've fed his kids for 2 days and that hes a pos for spending time on video games instead of being a father.😂

  • @SagaSlayer
    @SagaSlayer Před 4 lety +25

    2:54 My Brain: (I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon)

  • @Beemer-
    @Beemer- Před 5 lety +372

    First Zanny loses Halo Wars 2 and now he loses his kids?!?! Can we get an F in chat for our fallen Zan Clan Leader

  • @thegamingsnake7198
    @thegamingsnake7198 Před 5 lety +70

    Roman is actually very sad and hides his face, so no one can see he’s tears
    Roman punch !!

  • @sabo7373
    @sabo7373 Před 5 lety +164

    Roman now has PTSD and could never pay for child support
    Press f to not pay respects

  • @mrwaddl3zz773
    @mrwaddl3zz773 Před 3 lety +13

    As a rep 15 shugoki and expert at the art of cancer I do confirm this accusation he gains a 20% speed boost

  • @AlexLarning
    @AlexLarning Před 5 lety +120

    Roman sees everyone hes killed in his nightmares

  • @ahmadfaiz4416
    @ahmadfaiz4416 Před 5 lety +641

    Orochi:*kills enemy with lights
    2nd enemy:*revives his/her friend
    Orochi's teammate:why don't you finish him with heavy attack & execute him!!!
    Orochi:what is an execution???

    • @MetalStorm98
      @MetalStorm98 Před 5 lety +34

      Sadly this feels like a legit question

    • @zallade6457
      @zallade6457 Před 5 lety +34

      As an orochi main myself, I can confirm this information

    • @thegreatpapyrus7814
      @thegreatpapyrus7814 Před 5 lety +6

      @@zallade6457 I can also confirm this information as I got an S in being a laggy light spamming orochi.

    • @theundergrowth4605
      @theundergrowth4605 Před 5 lety

      Ahmad Faiz I’m a orochi main and when I do heavies I most of the time I guardbreak and then heavy but I also do lights but not like some orochi go to move light spam I don’t do it as much

    • @sublis939
      @sublis939 Před 4 lety +1

      Ahmad Faiz, every orochi I have fought besides the ganking ones.

  • @originaldaily1534
    @originaldaily1534 Před 5 lety +17

    "Stop emoting me it hurts my feelings."

  • @thedr.pepperknight4398
    @thedr.pepperknight4398 Před rokem +3

    "Shoulder ornaments, that's pretty unique" 3 years later and everyone has one

  • @disco2842
    @disco2842 Před 5 lety +50

    Roman wants to see his wife again

  • @theboxwizard5898
    @theboxwizard5898 Před 5 lety +255

    Roman struggles to find out what the meaning in his life is, without his children he is nothing. His mask represents the last bit of joy he ever had in life and he wears his mask as he cries and kills those who oppose him.. He does not want to kill, but he must for child support.

  • @glennagorilla470
    @glennagorilla470 Před 5 lety +65

    4:42 That’s what she said 😂

  • @justarandomdude551
    @justarandomdude551 Před 4 lety +12

    Zanny:cool outfit
    Vortigers free color: am I a joke to you

  • @generalofchaos5174
    @generalofchaos5174 Před 5 lety +37

    0:16 "This is not what Colony would have wanted."
    Why do you have to inflict such emotional pain on me Zanny...

    • @cnverto2404
      @cnverto2404 Před 5 lety

      I'm new to the Zan Clan. Who's Colony?

    • @generalofchaos5174
      @generalofchaos5174 Před 5 lety

      @@cnverto2404 Watch his Halo Wars videos. They're some of his best, and you'll see why Colony is one of his best memes, and why we're so sad

  • @michaelharris3971
    @michaelharris3971 Před 5 lety +39

    Roman wonders when his father will come back from getting cigarettes

  • @DBZociety
    @DBZociety Před 5 lety +19

    I lost it when you said "seize the means of production" Hahahaha

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle Před 4 lety +2

    The running gag with Roman just doesn't stop being funny. Keep up the good work!

  • @TheRunningElite
    @TheRunningElite Před 5 lety +51

    Roman just wants someone to understand him

  • @flipacoin570
    @flipacoin570 Před 5 lety +36

    Roman wants to stop the death but his Demons demand blood.

  • @kubaradycz5604
    @kubaradycz5604 Před rokem +3

    "Ohhh.. shoulder ornaments? That's pretty unique" hits different nowadays 💀

  • @wildman456
    @wildman456 Před 5 lety +17

    The amount of time I had my eyes closed could count as a nap

  • @TheHiralis
    @TheHiralis Před 5 lety +15

    Roman struggles with the idea of being controlled by a higher being

    • @melancholyentertainment
      @melancholyentertainment Před 4 lety

      It's a shame that great comments like these get lost in the sea of thousands of comments.
      TL;DR - Underrated comment

  • @Hououin_Kyoma
    @Hououin_Kyoma Před 5 lety +23

    *Roman recently realized that he has become his father...*

  • @joy4126
    @joy4126 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Shoulder ornaments that's pretty unique!"
    ..cursed statement to hear 5 years later 😆

  • @jalenmiller8701
    @jalenmiller8701 Před 4 lety +4

    Zanny: perfection! Also him:cuts to a clip with no stamina and half health

  • @niklaschristopherson8780
    @niklaschristopherson8780 Před 5 lety +47

    most of this video my eyes were closed but it sounded like a good video

  • @itscalvin3854
    @itscalvin3854 Před 5 lety +22

    Recently discoverd your channel and i have got to say. I love your vids man

  • @wolfer5203
    @wolfer5203 Před 5 lety +6

    *Roman buys a pillow of peacekeeper*

  • @naudel3624
    @naudel3624 Před 5 lety +4

    This is the first video I've watched of yours and I love you already

  • @holdencross8165
    @holdencross8165 Před 5 lety +28

    Roman wishes his wife didnt leave

  • @mochimoni1975
    @mochimoni1975 Před 5 lety +60

    ROMAN gets copyrighted for Troy execution

  • @metromafia5431
    @metromafia5431 Před 5 lety +52

    We must seize the means of production

  • @chandlerhenshaw4614
    @chandlerhenshaw4614 Před 4 lety +13

    8:20 this reminds me of the office.

  • @murph2856
    @murph2856 Před 5 lety +13

    "what are you gonna do, call Jiang Jun for help cause plz dont" (The Zan Man 2019) i cried XD

  • @Nailing-jk2vd
    @Nailing-jk2vd Před 5 lety +196

    Turn captions on at 2:05 he says the N word

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "shoulder ornaments that pretty unique".
    4 years later.
    "Where head ornaments?"

  • @benvalladares3950
    @benvalladares3950 Před 3 lety +4

    watching this to catalogue zanny's first vortiger voice

  • @Will-zs9ny
    @Will-zs9ny Před 5 lety +12

    Take a shot every time he says close your eyes, for hard mode, also whenever he has phlegm

    • @f.b.i3209
      @f.b.i3209 Před 4 lety

      Don't underestimate my POWER

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic Před 5 lety +6

    Roman becomes a Mass Effect character...
    ROMAN WANTS TO ASK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE REAPERS!

  • @tonkskids7449
    @tonkskids7449 Před 4 lety +8

    Zan Man: "It f---s my throat... Wait don't say it"
    Me: So he likes it in the throat.

  • @frankcate
    @frankcate Před 5 lety +24

    Colony...
    Take me home :3

  • @thenecromorph5187
    @thenecromorph5187 Před 5 lety +5

    i love how you start making the centurion sound amazing then next thing you know every time he blinks he sees his dads ghost hes still disappointed with him

  • @shrekscrusader1139
    @shrekscrusader1139 Před 4 lety +4

    Shugoki: use the hug attack
    Black Prior: AH PROFUNDIS

  • @lewisaguilar7413
    @lewisaguilar7413 Před 5 lety +2

    plot twist: the voices in romans’ head are just zany commentating his videos

  • @fakeblue8985
    @fakeblue8985 Před 5 lety +18

    6:18 when they removed grunt kill animations

  • @slyliezeroseven3696
    @slyliezeroseven3696 Před 5 lety +31

    0:00 that one edgy kid with braces

  • @owenjones3929
    @owenjones3929 Před 4 lety +6

    Everyone is talking about closing their eyes when zanny said to. But no one has mentioned the fact that he sang snow patrol in his video! Such a good song!

  • @lothrick24
    @lothrick24 Před 4 lety +4

    Nobody:
    Really Nobody:
    Zanny: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!

  • @kingsolomon673
    @kingsolomon673 Před 5 lety +24

    Meh, who needs kids anyways?

  • @nickwilde3331
    @nickwilde3331 Před 5 lety +7

    Its wried how you die as a different character but when your a Roman you wrek everyone

  • @wormybobcat3706
    @wormybobcat3706 Před 3 lety +5

    That poor shaman at the beginning, imagine losing to a guy that doesn’t even know his characters moves

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 Před 3 lety +2

      70% of kenseis in a nutshell.

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zetokaiba5867 thé worst part is that literally yesterday I kept dying to a Kensei who did only dodge attacks and light spam aka pain

  • @windtalker_0253
    @windtalker_0253 Před 3 lety +4

    As a samurai I can indeed confirm we’ve ran out of anime