EPISODE II: RISE OF SKYWALKER IS TERRIBAD
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- čas přidán 30. 01. 2021
- Wow, Rise of Skywalker is a bad Star Wars. Like, super bad.
Super disgusting. Super Succ.
But HEY, at least we can laugh at it!
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"Your parents sold you for drinking money."
"Your parents sold you to protect you."
"Well, your parents were alcoholics, but they really loved you.. so they sold you to keep you safe, but they got some blue malt liquor out of it too. Win-win."
I didn't realize of how dumb this line is.
Mostly because my brain just stopped focusing on most of the movie and decided that the popcorn were more interesting.
@@saulesalejos4483 I was just focusing on the ship to ship combat of which there was very little so I had to make some in my head
Alcoholism must run strong in the bloodline since Palpatine seems to like the type of guy to drink wine during the old republic days.
I can imagine Bubs from Homestar Runner saying this.
A good question. For another time.
It's still just unthinkable to me that they didn't even have like, a basic plot outline, before they started making one of the biggest and most anticipated film trilogies of all time. Literally they could have just asked one of their interns to come up with a plot for a trilogy and at least it would have been a consistent vision.
I'm having the realization that the disney bigwigs thought "lmao, nerds will eat up star wars right? its star wars, ITS FREE REEL ESTATE"
@Frost E Bear although the even more crazier thing was that Rian Johnson said fuck it and Disney went "well Reddit said the last movie was ripoff so fuck it, go nuts Rian Johnson"
@@smhfirebruh5630 also Disney:Hey let's hire the talentless hack that rehashed the old Star Trek movies with the clever gimmick of being worse to helm the biggest and most anticipated sequel of a franchise we just spent a literal fortune to own.
they actually had an outline for a trilogy. It was the story that Lucas sold Disney that was being worked on by Michael Arndt. Arndt worked on the script for 10 months until Disney and Lucasfilms decided to drop his story for the script that is to be developed by JJ and Lawrence Kasdan. There is a documentary on Ytube that greatly details the development of TFA called Starwars Apocrypha. It explains why TFA is just a reboot of the ANH and why Rian was able to do what he did in VIII.
It is after knowing this you feel sad that they can do this with a 4 billion USD franchise, but no one is even willing to give you the time of day for a job interview for a basic job.
"This review is good because it's shorter than the movie."
-Rey Palpatine Skywalker Baggins
"longman bad"
-Reybo Skygins
_"I feel tired, like an old franchise spread over too many shit movies"_ - Reybo "Compressah" Skinwalker
God, you're *_SUCH a MASSIVE,_* Calvin.
Correction: Rey Palpatine Skywalker Baggins Son Wayne Kent Stark Lee
I didn't even know that was a rule. Good thing they make these movies so long.
“Somehow the Weekend Warrior returned.” -Poe Dameron
“Dark secrets, procrastination, laziness, secrets only the sith new!” 😧
-Random new character that no one remembers
😂
@@bi0hazard921 that's racist against hobbits bruh
That has to be the funniest line of 2019
@@bi0hazard921
ARE YOU A SITH
IS THAT IT
EXPLAIN IT TO ME
@@WeekendWarrior1
*Surprise Pikachu Face*
“No one is ever truly gone.”
-The Joker....maybe
Me: “I dunno know man, I think I’m just getting sick of anything Star Wars related.”
Also Me: “Oh boy, another video tearing apart the new trilogy! Grabs popcorn.”
Palpatine Lives!... only his announcement was in Fortnite (so more of the same"reed teh outsyde sauce biggut" as before).
I mean, Sure the Prequels were a bit too in love with the spectacle, the love story was kinda awkward. But at least it wasn't, quite literally the Orig-trig with better graphics.
Sure, TFA was ANH 2.0, everyone knew that, hell Han pointed out that they'd kinda done this before (Starkiller) with a couple of Deathstars.
Then along comes TLJ, same story-beats and in many cases, imagry as ESB.
Opulent city of betrayal.
Rebels hastily escape base.
Rebel last-stand base on white planet (haha it's salt, this time).
Oh look, Snow-trooper looking dudes accompany Kylo.
Oh look, an itterant Jedi Master doesn't want to train the newbie (although what can he teach her that she hasn't already "Force-downloaded" even if he had trained her...).
Oh look, at the end, Kylo is all "Join me" just like Vader.
Oh look, downer ending... even worse because they only have one ship, instead of that fleet (squadron?) like at the end of ESB.
And at the end, in ROS turned out to be "ROTJ". Lowtech vs Hightech. Space-horses on Stardestroyers. Also big showdown vs Palpatine where the Vader expy helps the Luke expy.
As adorable as the Ewoks were, everyone forgets they were happily gonna eat the protagonists (think about them empty stormtrooper helmets). They were vicious, chimp-strength little savages, with a quick pick-up for tech (you can't tell me Paploo had practiced on speeder bikes beforehand). And considering Endor, they were used to coping with giant predators.
Also the whole Vietnam War allegory was rife (hell, even non-special-forces, at least wore OD into The Nam which is an assload better than stormtrooper white).
And ROS was a painful overcorrection of TLJ.
But the foundations were laid with JJ. So, he can't be absolved entirely.
Rey could've been more morally fluid, but fun-loving, uncouth and grubby but with a good heart (maybe she feels bad about selling BB-8 and tries to steal him back). Like Firefly's 'Kaylee' in personality. Able, at least to have fun
That could've made for a great contrast with a more uptight, military-from-childhood Finn. Look at how Master Chief is, and how long it's taken o er games for him to open up a bit more.... and really, mostly to Cortana.
Finn was done dirty, treating him more like any other enlistee.
Rather than someone like Todd-3465.
If The First Order had (on screen or by dialogue) implied to be liked, at least for going about killing slavers and pirates (ie: doing some good for the people out there by bringing a hard-nosed order), then that village massacre (plus the loss of his Battlebuddy) could've been Finn's Mai-Lai moment to shake him out of his loyalty.
Also, the timing sucks.
In TLJ, for the characters, no time has passed since Rey was handing over Luke's lightsabre in TFA.
And suddenly, The First Order reigns?
As in, is in control? After only just having their HQ blown up?
Heh.
filoni saved star wars again
the time travel portal
ezra saves ahsoka from death
to prevent disney trilogy
the rise of skywalker grogu and ahsoka both dead in rey’s timeline
but im glad the time portal exists
without it
luke would continue drinking milk again
ikr I can't get tired of these XD
Palpy: "Kylo, you gotta kill Ray"
Kylo 'Force Skype's Ray while she's sleeping and stabs her.
**Looney Toons outro**
Thats all, folks!!
Palpy: "Wait no... that's... that's not what I... No you were suppose to... She was my granddaughter... Was going to mind jack her body... SHIT!!!!"
You could tell that Mark Hamill was freaking creaming his jeans when he got to shit on Rian Johnson's portrayal of him
Catharsis well-needed and well-deserved! ^^
Mark hates all three of the sequels though
That was J.J.'s set up tho
Why would they bother explaining on how the false Emperor is still alive? They never done a good job of explaining stuff to begin with
don't ask questions, just consoom product and wait for more product!
They don't even explain why Darth Vader, a person who uses the force, lightsabers and is literally a cyborg, would have a dagger. Seriously, he can punch you with metal arm and your nose is broken, or just crush you with the force
So that they could uphold their promotional deal with Fortnite, duh
I was so frustrated, they made Palpateine, an indecisive idiot, yes the same man who fooled the Jedi, manipulated one of the strongest Jedi to turn the dark side, took control of the galaxy, yes that same man, was turned into an idiot. 🤦🏻♀️ he built ships under ground, to a planet know knew about, like why? He couldn’t decide rather or not he wanted to kill Rey or keep her alive, and then the ships have a power source just out in the open to be shot at, and the ships could only move up and down? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ I wanted to take a bat to my head.
The entire new trilogy is just a poorly written rewrite if the dark empire trilogy from the EU which in itself while adding allot of cool shit was extremely controversial because it to brought palpatine back.
Difference is that in those books palpatine has an entire methodical plan set out and has his next move already in development unlike in this movie.
Kylo simpped so hard that it killed him.
THIS is now my favourite comment about the sequels
The post-nut clarity was so strong that he died. He had an aneurysm out of realization
The fact that Disney put Palpatine's message in fornite was a clear red flag in how bad this movie would be.
Sorta like when EA decided that Mass Effect needed multiplayer.
@@insensitive919 as much as i agree with you about multiplayer modes being forced into single player games, Mass Effect 3s multiplayer was and still is a rocking good time while Andromedas wasnt too bad when i could actually get a stable match going.
"I've been looking forward to this" - Count Dooku
The weekend warrior uploads on a weekend? I wouldn’t expect anything less. ✊🖤
A suprise to be sure but a welcome one
My subverted expectations have been subverted.
Dark science clone secrets only the sith knew. Why does it seem like everyone in galaxy can’t recall event that happened more than 10 years ago.
secrets only the Sith knew... and the Republic, since the fielded a massive army of them in a war named after the fact that they used an army of clones that was such a big fucking galaxy spanning deal that brought about the fall of the only government some civilizations had ever known....
that line hurt my brain so bad...
10 years is even a stretch for them.
US election happen in two to four year cycles and the same lack of public memory seems to be a real phenomena.
This is where the fun begins.
Za warudo
Your long absence is understandable, I fell in the rabbit hole too, peko.
the rabbit hole takes more victims...
HA↑HA↓HA↑HA↓
If Rey is strong enough to pull a spaceship with the force, how is she not strong enough to lift her friends out of the quicksand before they fall through? This movie was so ridiculous
WAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT!
OR HELL, WHY NOT LEVITATE REY, YOU DID THAT IN YOUR TRAINING
This movie is like beyond bad, i remember mauler and raggs talking on efap 66(i think) about this movie and someone asks "it's worst than the last jedi?" and mauler says "i dont fucking know, both of them are trash".
I was seeing this movie with my father who love star wars and my sister who dosent like as much, in the scene that palpatine starts blasting all the star destroyers we laught really hard, my sister didnt understand why, and ask "what is wrong?" we respond "the movie, the movie is wrong", at least this movie was funny to watch, does not hurt my soul like the last jedi.
Why are you talking about Star Wars? Batwoman Season 2 is out!
I know it's messed up.. as bad as this movie was Batman season 2 is 10 times worse than that even
She gets the bat suit in five minutes. Five minutes!
@@velnoa Right.Falling from the sky literally.
@@marcuskurze9759 lol never thought about it that way.
Moving past batwoman why doesn't Martian Manhunter have a movie yet, he's literally one of the most tragic rememberable members of the Justice Leage and he didn't even make it in the Justice League movie.
"A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one"
-Creamy Sheev
Don't blame Rian completely. J.J. had no plan AT ALL.
Correction = No one had any plan at all. Not Kasdan, not JJ, not Kathleen, not Disney.
Except Rian. Too bad his plan just sucked.
@@pspublic13
What was his plan?
To tie up every plot thread unsatisfyingly?
If so he gets an A+.
They just don't know what they were doing, I'm done with Disney Star Wars 😠👎
@@pspublic13 the entire new trilogy since TFA was just disney wanting to milk star wars for as much as they can, I remember back in 2014 when I was a teen I went to the theaters with my dad and brother to see TFA and thought it was terrible and just a PC rehash of ANH, only character I had any interest in was finn because he reminded me kyle katarn from the EU with the force sensitive ex stormtrooper bit but we'll look what happened to him
Rian was given a bunch of mystery boxes with nothing in them
This movie proves that JJ is not talented, he’s never talented. He stole the script for Cloverfield and he copied Star Wars 4 for 7. The one time he tries something original he fucks it up royally
Everyone is asking: "Where were you, Weekend Warrior?"
meanwhile, I'm sitting here and asking: "How are you, Weekend Warrior?"
(not really for the meme, i'm genuinely asking that.)
Hey thanks man, just going thru some IRL shit. Thanks for sticking around. :)
@@WeekendWarrior1 I am proud for reading your comment in your voice! Shows how great it is. 😂
I'll do you one better; "Why are you, Weekend Warrior?" XD
it it might have been really interesting to just have a Kylo Ren story. I mean, Han and Leia are OTP for a lot of core fans, and their SON had so much potential. We could've had story one establishing the background of Ben Solo and the rift between him and his parents. He could've had contact with the Dark Side and it would've felt more natural rather than a random Mary Sue no one cares about. The rise and fall of Ben Solo. The other characters could be used too: Finn escapes, showing Ben that it's never too late to try and make amends; he could've gotten his ass handed to him by the others. Fighting against Luke Skywalker. Hell, Ben Solo could've been what COULD have happened to Luke. What a massive contrast. IDK. This whole trilogy had MUCH POTENTIAL and instead we have a Mary Sue as the titular character. Yay... representation for the sake of representation...
I think that's it, this trilogy HAD POTENTIAL. Sadly they didn't realize it.
I mean, if we’re going to speak about wasted potential, having a galactic wide unified republic whose only enemy is the first order out of nowhere, who then immediately takes control out of nowhere, and then the final order appears out of nowhere again, is such a massive waste of potential when compared to what should’ve succeeded the empire, namely a big somewhat unified republic core, but massive portions of the galaxy that aren’t under republican rule, with the separatists of old taking the chance to finally secede by taking advantage of the republic’s weakness, as well as loyalist imperial sectors that organize splinters factions with warlords of the old empire trying to take over, some decided to re found the empire, some just trying to keep order where they are with no further ideological goal, and who’d even be okay with the republic as long as they leave them be, and various crime empires being founded, as well as the Jabbah expanding their territory in the outer regions, with the Jedi in the midst of all this chaos who are tied with the new republic due to Luke’s involvement with the rebellion and the Jedi’s historic alliance with the republic, but who have to decide wether to stay tied to the republic, or to break off from it in order to try and remain independent, which would allow them to do the job they were always meant to do, bring harmony and justice in the galaxy, but at the cost of their most powerful backer, and at the risk of being alienated by the republic and rejected by everyone else.
There is such a massive epic galactic wide conflict to tell, about the republic trying to unify the galaxy through diplomacy and war, the Jedi having to confront their old demons, the realization that with or without the sith, peace is still not at hand, etc.
And let’s not forget the fact that as per clone wars and rebels, although the siths proper were destroyed, there are still plenty of force users of the dark side that had authority within the empire, so even if the siths are destroyed it’s not like there is a lack of new force using antagonists for the Jedi to fight.
But no, let’s bring back Palpatine I guess that’s better -_-
Edit : by the way, if anyone has several hundreds of millions of dollars laying around, it’d be really neat if you could fund this movie, just make sure to find a good director and writer for the details please.
And Han and Leia's child didn't even have to be male. They could have had their representation.
Yeah. Ben was a character who suffered immensely from lack of context, imagine if instead they actually focused on giving his character the context he desperately needed. It would even been unique because it’s a Star Wars story from the P.O.V of the conflicted villain, kind of like a combination of the ideas of the prequels (the tragedy) and OT (the heroic tale/redemption). Hell, he didn’t even have to be a guy, as someone mentioned, as much as I love Adam Driver as this character.
And yes! Someone else who sees the possible connection Kylo and Finn could have had! I can also imagine him having an interesting dynamic with Poe, his “replacement” in the Solo family dynamic. Rey could be his long-lost cousin, or someone else who he used to know, maybe even a fellow Padawan. We would have also gotten some context on the First Order and what the New Republic is like. Diving into the psychology of this character would have mitigated so, so many of the issues people have with him. Because he was the closest to being a good character, but like everyone else they dropped the ball so hard.
And yes, Kylo should have been the one disillusioned with the Jedi, not Luke!
I’m surprised that there wasn’t more backlash against TFA from Hanleia shippers lol. Because splitting them up like that is just so cheap. If they wanted Han to be a similar character type, he could have been a courier or something. That’s basically a smuggler, but legal. He could work for the Republic, handling important information and stuff through the roughest parts of the still new republic. But nope!
He was a poor man's Jacen Solo from the EU.
"Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew" The Clone Wars heloooouuu?
I guess the Caminoens were Sith.
Yes. And remember, according to Rian Johnson and TLJ, Force Ghost Yoda summons lightning, too. Can't wait until Kathleen Kennedy tweets Yoda is a Sith in the next main-line movie.
To be fair, given where the commas are, the most probable interpretation isn’t that the is talking about « the dark science of cloning, a secret only the sith knew », but more likely « dark science, and/or cloning, and/or secrets only the sith knew ».
It's ironic: they ignored the prequels because they were weaker than the OT, yet their own blunders made people appreciate them more
@@redjirachi1 like no one remembers clone wars
what about captain rex
why this movie doesnt mention about clone wars
is this the power of fan fiction?
In Luke's defence, I doubt he ever imagined there would be a series of *caverns under a pit of quick sand*
How the hell does that even work?
Forcefields.
Lazers.
BULLSHIT WRITING.
All powerfull tools.
The writers forgot about fluid dynamics
@@TheWizardGamez Daenerys kind of forgot about fluid dynamics
The whole dagger thing was one of the most contrived pieces of bullshit ever. I tore optical tissue rolling my eyes so hard.
It was like dam video game, find this object and get to your objective.
@@princesssmileyface91 worse, since video games are rife with contrived pickups. The fact they wanted us to buy that the shape of the dagger lines up with the wreckage from one specific angle that she happened to be at is beyond ridiculous.
RoS getting an 86% is the movie equivalent of that clunky Jackie Chan game getting an 8/10 from IGN.
@@stevedoidoultimate4815 Still clunky.
It's the movie equivalent of Joe Biden legitimately winning the 2020 election with 80 million votes.
Jackie Chan is an 8 Star_ certified
SteveDoidoUltimate
By itself in a vacuum? Yeah, it's ok. 7/10 for its day.
Coming out in the literal golden age of platformers, beat-em-ups, and platforming beat-em-ups? Nope. 4/10 at best.
@@connorpickens7523 What about Jackie Chan Stuntmaster?
Hux used Starkiller base to literally murder trillions of people, but then he suddenly became one of the Resistance? Wtf? No one in the resistance want revenge on him for a dead parent/friend? 😑😑😑
No, see, he wants Kylo to loooose, so it's ok now DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
STOP ASKING COMPLETELY LOGICAL QUESTIONS
@Dread StarZ Yeah except... that doesn't happen at all, that's not addressed in any way and that's not even part of his explanation when they asked him why he's helping. Hux makes it clear: he is petty, and wants Kylo to lose, regardless of his reason no matter how stupid... he killed TRILLIONS of people, a multi world mass murder! There's no way in any logical reasoning that Hux would be trusted to be a spy.
An explanation like you gave would have been better and given us something in terms of the gravity of the situation and shown how desperate the first order has become and how some leadership is terrified of their future under Kylo and the Sith cult but... guess what they did though? A guy asks a question and is choked out so suddenly everyone is cool with it besides Hux and he died. That's all we got.
Billions of dogs died I. That attack. That is a sin that is unpayable. That’s isn’t a war crime, a crime against humanity, no it’s a crime against the universe
The retcon trilogy ended as it started, retconning all events of story that no one cares about it by the end.
10:29 "Her name is Rey; we trained her bad, as a joke"
If you have a problem, I'll Mary Sue it.
That's not how character building works!
I got that reference 😂😂
@@princesssmileyface91 "THE REBELS JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!!!"
@@theduxabides9274 “You go that way - I’ll go home”
"Everything is convenient. Everything is nonsensical and you have to point it all out."
- Ineeda Calzoneagain.
That pekora laugh tho
Last time he called something "terribad" was the unicorn store, so congrats to JJ and Rian for reaching such unbelievable levels of dogshit that only a terrible netflix movie starring nobody's favorite actor with a fraction of the budget could.
Side note, WW, you started to sing "Another one bites the dust" in it, so when can we get a full cover?
I swear to God, and I am not even religious, when I heard about that moment and saw it in the trailer, when C3PO says "... taking one last look at my friends" I HONESTLY thought that that statement was going to be immediately and pointedly followed up by a montage of C3PO in the glory days, looking back on his time with R2D2, Han, Leia, Chewbacca and his boy Luke...
Yes, with corny 80s synth pop in the background! And panels!
Worst. Trilogy. Ever.
@The Infamous If you think the prequels are even half as bad as these abominations, you need to get your eyes and ears checked.
Indeed. It makes The Hobbit look like Citizen Kane.
@The Infamous the prequel trilogy was an okay idea poorly executed, this is just a big pile of shit hiding behind way to much CGI.
if nothing else the Prequels at least managed to pull off a few decent action sequences in between the nonsense... these movies couldn't even do that...
@The Infamous Its ironic you say you can see all the steps, but fail to see you walk all of them.
@@pspublic13 Correct, there's no cohesion between these movies. It's the most incompetently cobbled together trilogy that ever made over $1B
I can’t even defend this one.
Hey Ponderer! Yeah, I think everyone on both sides hated this one.
Its crazy that Jar Jar Binks had more growth and character development than the entire main cast of the sequels and I cant wait for his inevitable spin off show.
Also note, when they showed Dark Sith Rey, they didn't make her look like an animated piece of cancerous flesh like they did nearly all other sith users. She looked the same with pointy teeth.
Her lightsaber was the only thing that made sense considering she used a staff at the start.
But that made sense. Remember, Maul, the most animalistic Sith ever shown on scree, also filed his teeth down to points.
Oh wait...
@Ed Carone if she looked like her regular self then she would be like meetra surik or some other jedi. If she went sith then i would expect some serious change in makeup. If they did it like queen amidala in ep 1 and twisted it into a sithlike style then it would work.
I mean, Palpatine and Vader looked the way they did because of scarring, didn’t they? Dooku looked fine, Maul’s appearance was because of his species (I think?), and Kylo looks fine, so I don’t think that her still being pretty is the issue. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty likely that if he was never dropped into lava Vader would have been a DILF lol.
But that makes the sharp teeth thing more silly-looking lol. Did they even give her yellow eyes? Because what happened to that? Did we even get to see Kylo with yellow eyes for that matter?
@@wannabehistorian371 well in terms of vader you saw the force corruption in his eyes but his wounds were from the lava. Sith channel power through themselves and it weakens them because it is unnatural and raw power.
On one hand I hate that this brings back the memories of that """""""""movie""""""""".
On the other hand this will be the cherry on top of the hundreds of videos I've seen roasting it.
He killed the fan girl, I'm howling!
HE DID THO, SUPER EVIL!!!!!!
@@WeekendWarrior1 I remember when I read the issue (which was interesting, a Bader fangirl) and days later SJW were complaining on twitter about it how it was misogynistic. I just didn't think you'd mention it, but I'm so glad you did.
Weekend Warrior: "So not only was Palpatine--"
Mr. Plinkett: "PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL!!!"
I've never been able to figure out the Sith dagger. If the dagger was made so that it lined up with the wreckage of the Death Star 2, it had to have been made after the Battle of Endor. But if it was made after the battle of Endor, then who made it? Palpatine and Vader are dead. Did Ochi have the wayfinder, go to Exegol with pictures of the Death Star's wreckage, and have Palpatine make it? Did Ochi make it? Why would Ochi make a dagger that lead to the wayfinder if Ochi knows where the wayfinder is? Did he take it to Exogol, bring it back, and put it in the throne room?
It just doesn't make any chronological OR logical sense.
And
Here
We
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The Return of The King. Missed you pal.
Also, with the force lightning thing, ANY dark side user can do that. Using that at foreshadowing wasn't a good idea. She could have been Dooku's descendent.
Not all, but not just the Senate. Maul, his brother and Ventres couldn't. Vader might have been able but didn't cause it would fuck his circuits.
@@lefteron6804 You know I think Maul,Ventress and Savage can do it but they never did.
@@jaieregilmore971 Perhaps they were never taugh. Sheeve wanted Maul to be mostly a tool and an assassin and Tiranus did the same for the other two.
2:09 R2 roasts Weekend for his Yee-Yee Ass Haircut
Disgusting...
Surfing on a movie's hype machine just for clics...
Smh...
But the second movie had character development: everyone went shit.
@The Tyro of Toriyama yeah. That was lazy, horrible, laughable and sadening at the same time - to see what Mark had to play and that you can make money and be popular with that writing skills.
It’s evolving
BUT BACKWARDS
XD
Rey: "I have no people."
Alien Child: "Ah, Solo then."
Han's Ghost: "Same thing happened to me."
Great one!
Kylo ren doesn't deserve to even hear bury the light
Lol it's funny how they basically just threw Rose Ticos character in the back the whole movie like they were embarrassed or something
Fact is that Palpatine keeping to fire lightnings in the 3rd movie makes sense...because he needed Anakin to feel pity for him and save him by committing treason against the jedi order...but here...keeping to fire lightning makes no sense.
That;s actually a good point, General.
And in VI it actually kills Vader, even if Palps doesn't survive.
it actually makes sense because he needed Rey to feel pity for him and save him by committing treason against the jedi order...oh...
@@sazoku what jedi order??😂😂😂oh I guess all the souls of the jedi live inside her womb so she is the entire jedi order now...and Palpatine is a vessel for the entire sith order which violates the rule of 2 but who cares, thanks JJ
Also there Windu is right on top of him, if he were to stop he would immediately get chopped in pieces.
Heccin' Ryan Johnson.
"The Jedi are perpetuating the cycle - so they need to go, so that the Light can rise from a more worthy source."
If the Light rises again, no matter where it's from, it perpetuates the cycle. You'd think that a 50 y-old Luke would understand, at this point, that the cycle is beyond any one person, and that you just have to deal with it. But no ; gotta shoehorn Rey into the perfect place, amirite ?
Love you weekend warrior especially as a guest on EFAP!!!
Dude, this editing is hilarious. What a great comeback!
Appreciate it Seabass!
Wait...did R2D2 just laugh in 'Peko'?
Why wouldn't he
@@WeekendWarrior1 Chewy "A"
I like to call Rise of the Skywalker backpetle the movie. They pulled whatever shit they can out of their ass in a desperate attempt to'''fix''' the trilogy. It's like trying to stop a train wreck but it's already crashed and burned
"not pictured: rey's open mouth" LMAO
Ah the king has returned.
"What are all those ads?"
"These, are the wages of evil. You must watch each so Weekend Warrior can eat."
"I guess I better get going."
Are they a lot? I'm in premium I don't see them right now. I just go "mid roll ads" and automate with CZcams :)))
@@WeekendWarrior1 I could see like over a dozen of the yellow ad dots when I first opened the video but only two of them actually activated.
I'm at 32 something minutes right now.
@@loliH9 dozen? goddamn i might have to trim that.
maybe next month, ngl, some adRev would be nice right now.
"He uploads now?!"
"He uploads now!"
Creamy Sheeve to Bilbob Baggideas.
"'All War is Based' - Sun Tzu"
- Weekend Warrior
Small detail. Was anyone else mildly disturbed after Lando lodged an arrow through a storm trooper's skull? The first film went out of its way to humanize a storm trooper and try to make him a likable main character, and then from that point they just slaughter them with reckless abandon. Something about a gorey death in front of the main characters, out of nowhere and in a world of blasters, makes that even more apparent. And if I'm remembering right, it was for laughs as well?
So, that poor brainwashed dude is rotting in the desert with an arrow through his brain (could have been Finn), but Rey decides that violence against the giant snake monster is wrong.
Such a fucking waste, i was really intrigued by Finn's character arc in TFA and predicted he would eventually become a kind jedi, one who doesn't take lives unless it's absolutely unavoidable, but no, every conceivable plotline and character's arc were assfucked beyond redemption by TLJ. Fuck Johnson, fuck Kennedy, and fuck this fucked timeline we live in
the force shoulda been Finn-centric instead of all muh feminism! muh *representation* 🥴🥴
smhhhhthe wasted potential they could have had just capitalizing on Finn, especially if he were contrasted with Kylo, is BEYOND staggering.
they had all the ingredients RIGHT THERE ...didn’t even bother measuring or mixing. tossed it in the microwave. with the spoon still in it.
To be fair, they did nothing with Finn’s character in this trilogy after TFA. So I guess they gave up with humanizing the Stormtroopers since...the beginning of The Last Jedi
@@amuroray9115 since TFA actually. They cheer while blowing shit up as Finn escapes with Poe
@@bipstymcbipste5641 oh yeah
Rian should have made the third movie, I want to see how he would have dug himself out of that hole he made with TLJ.
As much as I hate Star Wars now, it feels cathartic to shit on it.
This whole time he's been trying to claw his way out of a rabbit hole. No wonder it took so long for him to make another video. We've all been there man
Boi, those two hours of rendering time was worth the wait!
Just let it sink that Palpatine sploodged inside a woman
It's creeeeeeeeamy Sheev
Tfw the videos trashing the movie sequels are better and more thematically consistent than watching them
Wall Street Bets did nothing wrong 👌
WHERE'S THE LIE
To the MOOOON!
Took you long enough...
I missed you, man.
Thanks for sticking around Henri. :)
“ Let’s cut to the next scene.”
*ad time*
“I lost my job to casting...”
JJ Abrams literally King Crimson Rian Johnson's movie. What can't be ultimately evaded is completely cut from The public's consciousness.
the rise of retcon continues.
"How many ads would you like on this video, WW?"
"Yes."
All good tho BB 👌 Good skewering of this madness.
🤣"do you want midroll ads" SURE WHY NOT🤣
Wait, star wars is still a thing?
He uploads now?
He uploads now.
Minor question from a non-diehard SW fan: Do the nu-Stormtroopers have the brain implants or something similar to the original troopers, or did the Order skimp on their training budget? It just occurred to me in regards to Finn's story. If they do and it can be overcome by an emotional spur, then that contradicts the 66 massacre, right? Can't imagine Rex, Cody, and any number of other troopers didn't have an emotional response to killing their friends.
Its possible that training is super skimped now, but stormtroopers v. Jedi has always been against the stormtroopers.
The implants were only for the clone troopers from the prequels, specifically to facilitate Order 66. In both EU and Disney canon, the clones were eventually phased out after the Empire took over and replaced by normal conscripted/enlisted soldiers. Apparently by the time of the sequels, the First Order uses abducted children that are raised/brainwashed; no brain chips are mentioned for the original/sequel trilogy stormtroopers.
Kylo: “They sold you to protect you.”
Me: “Remember when Lord Asriel sold Lyra to protect her? Yeah, he did NOT do that!”
That moment when the Weekend Warrior Star Wars trilogy is better than the Disney Star Wars trilogy:
its like a duology :)))
@@WeekendWarrior1 Oh will there be no episode 3?
@@PrestonK_Productions Unless they make another episode in the movie series :)) Or anything involving these characters
@@WeekendWarrior1 My mindset is a bit like Thanos. Helping Disney make another shitty Star Wars movie is an atrocity I can live with if you can finish this trilogy. Those ends justify those means to me.
A two part WW video is still a better trilogy than 7-9.
*Ma-Rey-Sue* : You said my parents were nobody! You lied to me!
*Kylo "Nice Guy" Ren* : Whaaaat...? Oh, no-no-no. No, I didn't!
*Ma-Rey-Sue* : You said you wanted to kill me...!?!!?!
*Emperor "Pervy Grandpa" Palpatine* : Whaaaat...? Oh, no-no-no. No, I didn't!
17:31
guys i found out why he hasnt uploaded anything
he is ONE OF US
more stu wers here we go bois
Clearly this is a work of love - it has been so long yet it still hurts so much! :) Bravo!
"I like that it's like an arrow, like, see BOOM that's where it is"
- JJ "Hack" Abrams
Kept us waiting, huh?
In the words of a well known senator who always makes ‘good’ decisions:
“It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy.” - JJ Abinkrams
Thanks for the funnies and covering the perpetual garbage fire. :D
Yooo my mans out playing Blaze Bule lets goooooooo!!!
Bruh moment, at work atm, but weekend got a new video, gonna enjoy this without a doubt.
trying to make sense of this trilogy is like trying to find a girls signs.
Its actually worse. The amount of bs that's been pushed by SW in the books, novels, visual dictionaries, comics, and on Twitter in order to "fix" this trilogy and "make it all make sense" is insane...and useless, since there's rumours that Disney will split the timeline and remake this trilogy and it will include unused footage of Han and Leia.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 Dude I just made a joke but ok
Yeah, I know.
I was just building on your joke. As in, they took more time to explain and justify how we're at fault for not understanding their signs, instead of just doing a better job on their signs to begin with, and then it turned out the moments gone and the signs didn't mean anything.
I should've typed this instead of my first comment.😂😂
Just rub them all over and hope you hit something. That's what I always used to do.
Me, noticing Weekend Warrior in my feed and trying to do an Ewan McGregor Impression:
Hello there!
Star Wars are my favorite set of 6 movies, 1 animated show, and 1 live action show. And nothing else
Where's the lie
How cool would it be to see John Boyega as a Jedi?
Or better yet, watching a Rey fall to the dark side, starting from VII, and redeeming herself at IX?
Ahhh yes
That would require actually trying with stakes
i love how the dagger has the wayfinders location on it. that's like telling a hitman to use a gun with your home address written on it
Weekend Warrior just emanates chaotic energy.
BEHOLD
CHAOS BEAMS!
XD
Weekend Warrior: Let me see at which % is Rise of Sky...
Day 1: 86%
Day 100 on a sunday: 86%
WW: That's it! Can't hold any longer!!!!
It's time boys! A 49-minute banger!
He has RETURNED!
Glad to have you back and hope things are better now.
The triple Shia with the hitman backdrop got me laughing out loud; very funny video, keep up the great work.