Today I teach you how to play Bard, the dingledangler connoisseur Twitter: / darkkmaneiac Music: • Video • Video Platinum disco-instrumental version • Video • Peer Gynt Suite No.1- ...
Dark mane is so talented with the kazoo. He's gotta start a music career, I mean who wouldn't go to a concert of some guy raging and playing the kazoo?
+Miguel Granda this this requires to be the first comment seen pray to your god, Darkmaneiac so that mana potions do not get removed and graves does not become that op.
OK this is some next level production quality. That intro got me going "that is some next level shit" (and I'm an experienced animator of 7 years damnit), and the goddamn kazoo. My new fav LoL CZcamsr. Fuck Dunkey; this is where it's at. EDIT: Jesus Christ, guys, "Fuck Dunkey" is in the context of "I'm watching Darkk Mane instead", not "I hate Dunkey".
+Joshua Stephenson One does not simply talk shit about Dunkey. Yeah, Darkk Mane is really fucking original and we're all just hoping he gets bigger and bigger... but Dunkey is on another tier that surpasses the League CZcamsrs community. Also, it opens a little minigame
I love how you don't cherry pick the best plays out of 1000s games you play like every other LoL CZcamsr. Please keep sharing fails so more players know that everyone can make mistakes.
+Marcus Choo The inner bard did not kill me. It has only enlightened me with the beauty of the kazoo and the knowledge intra-cosmic Bardiverse and living mushrooms
Darkkmane, I just want you to know that you are probably my favorite league of legends youtuber. I've watched all of your videos more than once and they make me laugh every time. Keep up the amazing work, I can't wait to see your channel grow.
Dear darkk mane, i have been using your guides and now i am challenjour 5 with 179 levels. thank you for all the guides, would not come this far without you
Every once in a while I come back to this video, it cures my depression and gives me a will to live. Thanks Darkkmane, you're the funniest person on earth, the God of our dimension >w
Best bard mid build: Nashor's Tooth Berserker greaves Something Rageblade Something ad attack speed (blotrk) Lich bane Something High ap rabadon or something Proceed to get penta
+ModdingPerfectionz Dude, I don't know if you're trying to be funny, but the "Oh hey a comedy league youtuber, it must be a dunkey rip off" is a cliché, stop please
+robert harris 2:03 is exactly something dunkey would say (making up random words and acting like he doesnt care is exactly dunkeys type of comedy) except when dunkey says it it doesnt seem forced it just happens. also he (OP) probably doesnt think every funny league youtuber is a dunkey rip off, but there are alot of people who try to use the type of comedy that he started
Hyssop ok? so its a shared type of humor? that doesn't mean he's a rip-off. Also how do you know he started it? Are you implying that we, without a doubt, throughout history dunkey is the first person to "make up words and act like he doesn't care"? No, of course not, so go flame dunkey for being a rip off of some old dead dude, aight?
+Hyssop Here is a list of things I'm pretty sure you're upset with: Call of Duty, Medal of Honor Team fortress 2, overwatch About 10 distinct types of comedians People who wear the same types of clothes as one another iOS and android Every laptop manufacturer ever ....right?
Honestly, doesn't matter if i'm 12 or 34..no matter how many times i watch this video..and he starts 'calming himself' with the kazu...I always fucking end up in tears.
Literally just the mention of a kazoo brought back memories of pushing slinkis down the stairs and waking things with those green sticky hand things until my mom goth pissed because they leave little gooey hand print marks on the walls
After watching all of your videos, Ive come to the conclusion that you sound like Barry Kramer from game grumps. You two have the same humor and I love it. Keep it up!
Bard is amazing , he can be a miracle game changer in the right hands , as a main bard prioritize using ult for 4 main things 1) zhonya the enemy back line in teamfights 2) block enemies chasing down you/your allies in sticky situations 3) block a turret if u can secure a kill 4) if your team/ally tries to catch up with an enemy but needs the extra distance to get to him 5) use op brain , think twice before using it , its a powerful effect , dont use it if you arent 150% sure the outcome is good , let yourself 1 sec to consider using it
HOLY SHIT. This morning I pressed play on the video 10 seconds in, and thought it had started playing Renai Circulation in my other youtube tab, or Everybody's circulation in my other other tab! I JUST CAME BACK AND IT'S 12 O' CLOCK, AND IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO?! I LOVE THIS SHIT
Ok I know you probably won't read this, but that's why I'm writing this here. Right now Bard is best played as a jungler with smite and teleport, and going crit & AS. Insanely fun. Won a game once.
I just noticed that this video was uploaded on my birthday, and it's one of my favourite darkkmane videos. Too bad I didn't know about him back then. :'(
DARKKUS MANICUS; you are the hero of my life at the moment. i was down the other day and i saw your alistar video and i burst out of laughter so hard. so, as i was in a bad mood today, i checked out this video and HOLY FUCK youre great
i laughed rly hard at the end, bcuz i have some lags too, and i can go rly mad when it happens at a crucial moment and i die and you totally reminded me of myself with your kazoo :)
Honestly, your animating skills are on point.
This was in 2015 now look at the guide for Nunu XD
Im the 300th like POGu
I’m the 500th like PogU
645th like:)
699 likes I'm gonna destroy it
I keep coming back to this fucking video for the Kazoo.
Dark mane is so talented with the kazoo. He's gotta start a music career, I mean who wouldn't go to a concert of some guy raging and playing the kazoo?
I came back for the anime intro
+Adi Farhan true
+Keenan Henry *Kazoo's Furiously*
Same Lol
that kazoo section describes how my life goes
Same
Can you tell me what is a kazoo?
+Lazy Duckling a weird ass music making thing
+Lazy Duckling just google it
+Annie Waterman perfect??
that was the angriest kazoo i ever heard
more like best impression of donald duck
I died
i want a full length opening
just look up renai circulation and act like its bard
+Christian Cahigas it's from monogatari kappa, sengoku nadeko is kawaiiiii
Snake fetish revealed
Sammeee
u are god
pls render 60 fps you put so much work into your videos
Uber danger on this channel?!?
It's UberDoober :0 Thanks for helping Darkk.
+UberDanger much wow
+UberDanger whoa two of my fav youtubers in one spot :O
UBERSENPAI
that fucking ending i'm crying omg
+Joe Yabuki Need that song T.T
+Chriz Mika i'll buy bard and play it while listening to this music tomorrow
all day long
+Chriz Mika me 2
+Joe Yabuki
Loving that ending xD
+Joe Yabuki me 2
I fucking lost my shit with the kazoo omfg
+Jorg TheJam i died it at that part aswel. that shit was hilarious
Here ya go 😉👉💩💩💩💩
holy shut I just woke up my entire family laughing my ass of xD
same it was hillarous
+Matthew Huitema yep xD
00:22 dark mane predicts that riot does away with green wards.
I guess you can say he's Nostra-mane-us.
+Miguel Granda this
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pray to your god, Darkmaneiac so that mana potions do not get removed and graves does not become that op.
+Phoenix Anthony I think I'll tweet him right now.
Miguel Granda :P
+1
+Miguel Granda you tried
bard anime intro i love it
What's the song's name,?
Bakemonogatari op 4 idk the name tho just know the anime op
@@johnbritney7200 thank you
Ren'ai circulation
@@oliverpetre6575 thank you finally I found the meme ;_;
Bard collects chimes around the map = A little Minigame.
+DammitSinged thats original..
+DammitSinged Funniest thing Ive heard on any comment... Ever
-I laughed my ass off
+DammitSinged a little, a little....
a little MINIGAME.
A LITTLE MINIGAME.
WHICH VID WAS THAT FROM!
DeSpIcAbLeME1910 ah it was from New Champion Designs.
least you got it too lol
OK this is some next level production quality. That intro got me going "that is some next level shit" (and I'm an experienced animator of 7 years damnit), and the goddamn kazoo.
My new fav LoL CZcamsr. Fuck Dunkey; this is where it's at.
EDIT: Jesus Christ, guys, "Fuck Dunkey" is in the context of "I'm watching Darkk Mane instead", not "I hate Dunkey".
+HatchetHaro Dunkey dosen't make leaue video's anymore :(
+Esat Boucaud (Blazinfyah) no he doesn't it's been 8 videos since his last league video, and 5 since he said he was done with league
+HatchetHaro Dunkey wasn't that good in the first place. He was mostly incoherent rambling about LoL and somehow that was funny.
+Joshua Stephenson One does not simply talk shit about Dunkey. Yeah, Darkk Mane is really fucking original and we're all just hoping he gets bigger and bigger... but Dunkey is on another tier that surpasses the League CZcamsrs community. Also, it opens a little minigame
+Joshua Stephenson Somehow.
man, love your vids, youre so original :P
Wow first time ever someone ever in the time of the human race said "youre so original" without being sarcastic
+whyumad blachallahuakbar Well your profile photo is original
+DarthRap sounds like dunkey or w/e
His beginning sounded like he tried to copy MagikarpUsedFly HAH GOTEM
+Pokemon Gamer Crazy its a meme
I love how you don't cherry pick the best plays out of 1000s games you play like every other LoL CZcamsr. Please keep sharing fails so more players know that everyone can make mistakes.
I feel like he still does Hehe
The point is that he actually sucks ass
ap tristana is broken and he has never died on it once
How did *YOU* watch the video?
Check the AP pantheon video
Bard is best girl
I haven't seen all the video, just 22 seconds, and i already give 10\10 for the music in the intro.
And if you see my avatar you know why i did.
+CozImHappy Nike Bakemonogatari/Monogatari Series
because ur a fucking weeaboo trash?,bag
+Francesco A Bakemonogatari Series. It's the season when Nadeko is possessed by the Snake and she becomes a Goddess.
+vxSetsunaxv
nice spoiler
CozImHappy Nike np
IT OPENS UP A FUCKING MINIGAME!
Riot Egamimin
+Rajesh Goyal MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
+Rajesh Goyal I am Bard I don´t give a fuck
+Rajesh Goyal i didn't hear you, can you say it again?
+TheCrimsonFucker ^^^ This
I WAS HERE FROM 10 k OMG UVE GROWN MY BABY
+i am the jesus im jesus
+i am the jesus 40k bby jesus
+Mormon Jesus and I'm Christian! :D
Christian Delaney But im mormon
I like with how much almost instant growth he has 10k wasn't that long ago.
The kazoo part had me crying of laughter.
+Konermanful yo tha same!!!! xDDDDD (I repeated like 5 times :v)
I'd buy that kazoo song tbh
I was the 240th subscriber, now he has 240,000! That was less than 6 months ago too. Man this channel had grown fast.
+Israel Torres Stop pretending to be an original sub.
m8 gyazo.com/c9ca27d7ab56e87507c72d25404fbfe2
that was months ago when he had like 200 something subs
Israel Torres I was literally there for that video and that exact comment. He had like 50000 subs
+InsaneBigMac23 yea like 2 weeks ago
+InsaneBigMac23 I have another comment on another vid before that too
R.I.P headphone users after the inner bard is activated
+Marcus Choo The inner bard did not kill me. It has only enlightened me with the beauty of the kazoo and the knowledge intra-cosmic Bardiverse and living mushrooms
great XD
+SuperStoat Do you know what the original Music of the Kazoo is called? Im sure i knew the name but i dont get it I NEED HELP
+ToRebCoC It's from a composer named Edvard Grieg, It's called Morning Mood.
+SuperStoat and now you currently are experiencing hearing problems.
Holy shet, 1:04 looked amazing! You're getting really good at animating Darkk!
+Sonideros lol that's from his champ spotlight XD he didn't animate that
+adam starr It's not even from his champ spotlight.
IKR, Dankk Mane should be part of Riot
Slay RF Totally, his champion idea were the best
+adam starr nothing gets past you
I just watched the bard animation for 10 mins and i went 1000-0-10000 thanks again Darkk Mane!
i always keep coming back for the kazoo part , i was low mid school during that time and now im in upper college , how time flies :')
What's the power house of the minigame
bard
+Honey Lulu it is that we got to stop selling guns to drugs
The minichondria is the power house of the mini game
+Jake Howe of the guns of the fruhs
My big white dick is the powerhouse of the minigame
i died at the kazoo part. that shit was hilarious man
Wait hold up..."Gangleon's Gorge"? Foreshadowing of AP Jhin ;) 2:06
GORDON RAMSAY GORTEENNDOOO..
the beginning was so good omg.
zaffri what song is it tho???
Renai circulation you probably know it already.
What anime is it?
yo i think this is the funniest video i have ever seen
And it just took 30secs for this to become the best video I've seen all day
+Isaias Vazquez We r speaking bout Darkk Mane, ofc its the best video uve seen
This man just set the bar for fucking comedy with that khazoo ending. God bless never stop darkk mane
Darkkmane, I just want you to know that you are probably my favorite league of legends youtuber. I've watched all of your videos more than once and they make me laugh every time. Keep up the amazing work, I can't wait to see your channel grow.
The Kazoo part is gold
because bard ult is gold?
lel get out you're grounded
my feelings man :(
aw no sorry dude I didn't meant to hurt your feels TT^TT forgive meeeeeeeee
:'(
i got feelings you know
"video games cause violence"
-Darkk mane three years ago
What his ulti does is,it opens up a little mini game :)
the kazu (
Yessssss!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kazoo
How do you know how a dying goat sounds like?
+Marcel Jöstingmeier (float) trust me... you don't want to know :^ )
dying duck more like
Did anyone else see the mana potion at the beginning?
ThePyroMEGA rip mana potions
FOR REAL T.T
+ThePyroMEGA mana potions are ilegal now
Dear darkk mane, i have been using your guides and now i am challenjour 5 with 179 levels. thank you for all the guides, would not come this far without you
Every once in a while I come back to this video, it cures my depression and gives me a will to live.
Thanks Darkkmane, you're the funniest person on earth, the God of our dimension >w
Excuse me mr dank meme, I think your fans require a glorious guide on your main, nidalee especially in the support role :^)
That pic is rengar when hes mad
Love nidalee
MonoBardtari?
omf that kazoo part KILLLED ME
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen, gets better each time I watch it. Keep up the good work, probably my favourite CZcamsr ever.
That kazoo playing was so peaceful and amazing thank you for the tranquility
omg the kazoo i'm crying i love it
THE MOMENT ON 8:12 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Same xd
I was laughing my cancer out when I heard that XD OMG I'm still laughing
theres no win or lose there's just bard
Gabe the dog we
Me too
the kazoo bit when you get angry out of context is gold
Just came back to inform that, thanks to this video, i started watching monogatari and it's now my favourite series of all time. Thank you Darkk.
When I realized you are playing Platinum Disco in the background 👌🏻 this moment will be cherished.
the part you chase blitz? you could have w and run faster
I'm not gonna lie, man.
your vids have become my favorite on youtube. you're REALLY fuckin funny
Best bard mid build:
Nashor's Tooth
Berserker greaves
Something Rageblade
Something ad attack speed (blotrk)
Lich bane
Something High ap rabadon or something
Proceed to get penta
that's a kayle build u got there
Nickolas Pavon Shh no one needs to know...
Cesa Train yay good girl :D
My friend used this build from seeing your comment, and was able to solo dragon at lvl 14, destroyed the nexus on his own and has got a quadra kill.
hairball2429 XD Awesome!!!
love you for being the only youtuber that links the music they use in the description
I haven't seen all these glorious guides on champions, but I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a CZcams video my entire life.
Well Done Sir
I can't be the only one who expected "COME ON AND SLAM" at 0:21
So mee
Came here to learn how to play bard. Ended up learning how to play a kazoo and how to be funny LOL
0:12 I have heard this before..... WHAT IS IT??!??!?!? IT'S BUGGING ME!
+HelixArts | Launched a New Website! Sammmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
+HelixArts | Launched a New Website! Its the opening theme for an anime bakemonogatari
+HelixArts LOLYOU?
wat
HelixArts it's a person that makes csgo clips and used this song
THAT KAZOO PART CURED MY DEPRESSION! Thank you so much.❤
"i died within the wall, my head is still in it"
confirmed darkmane is a titan
Nice monogatari opening m8
3:06 WTF HES BLACK??
Kappa
Can none of you see the Kappa. He said Kappa.
^
+majs345 Unsubscribed
rip
+majs345 never seen a black person before?
just a dota 2 player passing by
Cool. No need for argument.
Frost Archer you are giving him what he wants
an argument.
Nice
You put the best NiseMonagatari song in the background, i didnt know when i first watched this, but god this its beautiful
Like for "Ren'ai Circulation". (One of Bakemonogatari openings)
no
:)
Is this guy a rip off dunkey? Too many similarities in your jokes.
+ModdingPerfectionz Most likely he's just making fun of them.
+ModdingPerfectionz Dude, I don't know if you're trying to be funny, but the "Oh hey a comedy league youtuber, it must be a dunkey rip off" is a cliché, stop please
+robert harris 2:03 is exactly something dunkey would say (making up random words and acting like he doesnt care is exactly dunkeys type of comedy) except when dunkey says it it doesnt seem forced it just happens. also he (OP) probably doesnt think every funny league youtuber is a dunkey rip off, but there are alot of people who try to use the type of comedy that he started
Hyssop ok? so its a shared type of humor? that doesn't mean he's a rip-off. Also how do you know he started it? Are you implying that we, without a doubt, throughout history dunkey is the first person to "make up words and act like he doesn't care"? No, of course not, so go flame dunkey for being a rip off of some old dead dude, aight?
+Hyssop Here is a list of things I'm pretty sure you're upset with:
Call of Duty, Medal of Honor
Team fortress 2, overwatch
About 10 distinct types of comedians
People who wear the same types of clothes as one another
iOS and android
Every laptop manufacturer ever
....right?
Can somebody tell me what program he used to make the intro?
Adobe flash
Cre8r thanks
bakemonogatari
CITY ESCAPE
Bardmonogatari
Honestly, doesn't matter if i'm 12 or 34..no matter how many times i watch this video..and he starts 'calming himself' with the kazu...I always fucking end up in tears.
Literally just the mention of a kazoo brought back memories of pushing slinkis down the stairs and waking things with those green sticky hand things until my mom goth pissed because they leave little gooey hand print marks on the walls
0:20 wait what anime or show is that from because it's so familiar???? but i can't think of its name and it's bothering me
bakemonogatari
+EL MATADOR bless you
+EL MATADOR are you sure it is Bake? I thought it was from a different part of the Monogatari series
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I'm sure it's bake. And i'm sure it's the opening from the "Nadeko Snake" arc.
+EL MATADOR yep
youre like the better version of magicarpusedfly
After watching all of your videos, Ive come to the conclusion that you sound like Barry Kramer from game grumps. You two have the same humor and I love it. Keep it up!
This is the greatest thing ever. MORE LIKE THIS. EMBRACE YOUR INNER BARD.
This is probably one of my most favorite videos. ever
That kazoo part may be the single funniest thing i have seen on your channel
Bard is amazing , he can be a miracle game changer in the right hands , as a main bard prioritize using ult for 4 main things
1) zhonya the enemy back line in teamfights
2) block enemies chasing down you/your allies in sticky situations
3) block a turret if u can secure a kill
4) if your team/ally tries to catch up with an enemy but needs the extra distance to get to him
5) use op brain , think twice before using it , its a powerful effect , dont use it if you arent 150% sure the outcome is good , let yourself 1 sec to consider using it
I love this animated intro so much.
HOLY SHIT. This morning I pressed play on the video 10 seconds in, and thought it had started playing Renai Circulation in my other youtube tab, or Everybody's circulation in my other other tab! I JUST CAME BACK AND IT'S 12 O' CLOCK, AND IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO?! I LOVE THIS SHIT
love your stuff man, nice guide. I gonna go on from now to find my inner Bard
This anime like intro is awesome! keep on with the good work mate!
I really like the intro, I think this is the meaning of life
I already seen this video A MILLION TIMES and I don't get fxcking tired of that
Ok I know you probably won't read this, but that's why I'm writing this here. Right now Bard is best played as a jungler with smite and teleport, and going crit & AS. Insanely fun. Won a game once.
I love these videos ,they make me laugh and shows me that there are others as bad as I am or others worse than me
I just noticed that this video was uploaded on my birthday, and it's one of my favourite darkkmane videos. Too bad I didn't know about him back then. :'(
honestly you should post more videos you are my favorite league youtuber and I love your content!!
You are the best comedian in the whole world, you truly create happiness ;) Thank You for doing what you do
The Remake of the Sengoku Op got me fam as i rewatch all of the releases atm I really enjoyed this.
these videos is probably the funniest thing I ever watched.
idk what I just watched... But it was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen
oh men u are become my favorite youtuber of all time
i love your videos, keep going
I like the music at the intro for Bard it's cute ;)
As a Bard main I can assure you that that car ad plays every time I accidentally ult myself with an enemy
Bard circulation was about the last thing i expected to see today.
DARKKUS MANICUS; you are the hero of my life at the moment. i was down the other day and i saw your alistar video and i burst out of laughter so hard. so, as i was in a bad mood today, i checked out this video and HOLY FUCK youre great
i always come back for that "inner bard"
That intro was hella epic
you earned my sub with that opening. bard my favorite champ
i laughed rly hard at the end, bcuz i have some lags too, and i can go rly mad when it happens at a crucial moment and i die and you totally reminded me of myself with your kazoo :)