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The following are some of the most common phrases from the English Language. Repeat after me:
"Hello, where is the nearest Chinatown?"
"Good Evening, what is the fastest way to arrive in Chinatown?"
"Please help. Chinatown is in grave danger. There's no time to explain!"
Wow, very good! Now that you've done adjectives, let's move on to linking verbs!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy - Komedie
In YOUR opinion, what is the most "helpful" phrase to learn in ANY language?
Skill issue
Skill issue
¿Quién cagó en mis pantalones?
Aisle 6, Section 12, Grape bag 35 is missing a grape
Give me your wallets
The irrelevance of the guy with the drone is so good
he has the most important part. the tax write off
lmao
Cool spoiler
@@taffyadam6031 what do you mean spoiler?
@@taffyadam6031 if you're looking through the comments on a 4 minute video because you cant watch the whole thing, that's on you
The whole skit almost feels like some sort of modern take on an old biblical parable
Weirdly specific yet accurate
Job at a bus stop.
SWORD OF THE SPIRIT
they should make a whole movie just like this
@@intentcement8631It would be a movie about a guy going though a normal weekend, only for odd and very specific things happening for no reason, while something is going on in the background that has no revelance to the main story.
Him double checking to see if they were still at a bus stop in some hope that he wasn't the blue hat striped shirt man in question was so fucking funny man
a fellow Kaiman fan
@@aconfusedlacroix3965 You found another. Love Johna Scott in everything he does.
Dorohedoro NUMERO UNO!!!!!
The beginning is very accurate ngl
Person 1: "Hi"
Person 2: "Okay :)"
The pinnacle of public transit
I was just about to post that, haha XD
I think it was a reference to that “okay” vine
@@re1ive456 Eh maaybe-? But, it's how a lot of non-English-speaking people respond when they speak not a single word of English. The "okay" is basically the most polite way they know to disengage with the conversation.
@@smaakjeksokay + head nod + oddly friendly smile is an immigrant’s best friend to interactions with strangers I think
Muppets Hamilton is such an absurd concept that now I actually kind of want to see it
Me too
Disney could do that if they wanted, right? I think Disney owns the rights to Hamilton and the muppets.
czcams.com/video/zZzDP-vQXao/video.html
Gonzo is Aaron Burr hits in waves.
Already exists, just look it up.
"You look like you ask Santa Claus for a Marketplier Funko Pop" is just such an insane diss.
This felt weirdly cinematic. I love the pacing and world building. An extra banger. Very Mexico Mexico.
"This felt weirdly cinematic" this was my feeling too.
I love the fact that t they aren’t even at a bus stop
I know, right? I'm wondering if that was an oversight or maybe they just weren't able to film at the actual bus stop. @@sheepman6785
@@sheepman6785wait what
@@sheepman6785where are they?? please, we need answers
Wes Anderson is shaking in his boots right now
Jared Hess would be worried, but sadly he hasn't made anything culturally relevant since maybe Nacho Libre
Exactly this feels like an Arthouse comedy or something
@@gorillazfan85NEVER dismiss the hidden gem that is Gentleman Broncos
not every wide shot is Wes Anderson, there is no color use, no symmetry. nothing that wes Anderson uses.
@@s-ata-nIt's hyperbole and a joke format
the drone guy was like if chekhov's gun had no plot relevance
chekhov's decorative spoon
Well then that's just a regular old gun
If chekhov was a wizard
@@nobody08088 Mitchell's gun for this channel
@@SkiddlyBink I googled "chekhov's decorative spoon" that expecting to find a TVTropes page
This reminds me of that joke about learning to say "I like eating broken glass" because it's such a weird sentence people wouldn't think you're a tourist.
I once spent a week memorizing "Hello. I don't speak Portuguese. What are the last 4 digits of your social security number?" in Portuguese to mess with a coworker.
That would definitely make someone think you're a tourist.
@@ND-nr6mx Olá, eu não falo português, quais os últimos dígitos do seu número de segurança social?
@ND-nr6mx thats amazing (and hilarious)
The grape is green
It is a green grape
Haha to be honest. What a useless sentence to learn hah. Grapes are green is better 😋 😂
The grape is purple
@@komlat253grapes aren’t always green though
@@leolucas6232the ugly man have a hat
Realizing that Wizards with Guns, Almost Friday TV, and I Think You Should Leave is the trinity of my comedy tastes is good, but rather upsetting to everyone around me.
Like fox studio, and cracker milk should be added to that list
I'll check out "i think you should leave due to your excellent taste sir
@@that_guy_standing5754 Crackermilk has a lot of good skits, but I haven't been feeling the more recent ones tbh
@@thomasbrennan9912if you haven’t already watched, whitest kids you know is the king of this kind of comedy, rather sad the other guy didn’t mention it in his list
@@brianm120 thanks dude
going to start responding with "ok" when people greet me now.
Reminds me of that one vine where the camera lady walks up and says "hi!" And the guy just awkwardly says okay😀
The Markiplier Funko Pop line got me good. Quality stuff as always!
Considering this is Florida and the fact that EVERY body of water contains gators, the fact that he waded out in there made me hyperventilate! That’s real dedication to the craft!
They live in Florida? As a non-American I have been curious where they live, but Florida was not my first or 2nd or even 3rd guess.
Their vibe gave me the impression it was going to be Wisconsin or Utah or somewhere slightly unexpected and mid-westy.
I’m happy they are Floridians (Floridians know how to have fun). They are giving us a different type of crazy “Florida Man” to enjoy 😂
What part of Florida is this? It looks too hilly to be Florida but has all the right plants.
This look like rural Florida, honestly I am not from sure but I think they are in the same area as me, since I believe I drove by some of the locations of other skits, maybe in the Orlando area but it could be other places too.
Yeah I'd say Orlando / Lakeland area if I had to guess. But I'm from N Florida and don't down go down there too often. The scenery looks familiar though. Definitely could be gators in that pond though I wouldn't worry too much about them this time of year
I feel for him, even though the Drone was ruined....he is a true Dronesmen. I like to think that he was able to fix it someday
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I actually stayed to see if there was an after credit scene for oppenheimer and yes I felt real dumb afterwards.
Not really sure what I expected, like an einstein spinoff?
to be fair they name dropped JFK in the same way a superhero movie teases the sequel's villain or smth
The portrayal of Einstein in Oppenheimer has some serious staying power for sure. They left his character so open-ended and chaotic... The options are limitless.
My favorite was near the end of the movie (2hr 40m ish). Oppenheimer walks outside of his house to walk someone to their car. As Its dark as the car pulls away. Then just out of NOWHERE Einstein scampers out of the shadows to tell Opie something... No introduction, just gets right to it as if EINSTEIN ambushing you at night is normal.
Like... What? How long has he been waiting there? Did he walk there? What sort of absolute goober is this man?
WAIT,SERIOUSLY??!??
“We’re putting together a team”
The music in Oppenheimer was amazing! That's reason enough to stay for the end credits.
Chuck E Cheese understudy is my new favorite insult
This is such a good example of how a slow scene can hold interest. The cuts and pauses really make it feel real. The extra plot happening in the background that is unrelated just makes it somehow more real.
"..in the ehstriped shirt" love the accent
Sounds like a real accent from Spain! 🇪🇸
This would be great as the beginning of a buddy comedy where they're both stuck with eachother until they cam get home, kinda like the movie "planes, trains and automobiles" but with more of an "it's always sunny in philadelphia" approach to character writing.
You mean, where the characters are just the worst, so we get free license to laugh at them when they fail?
Due Date
I was hoping for him to play the tape at the end for it to ACTUALLY say what the foreigner was saying
Lol the fact that it doesn’t adds a deeper level, kinda sinister in a way. I’m high rn sorry.
I expected the tape recorder to actually be a disguised phone and the drone guy was the one talking to him.
The cinematography is incredible. I see someone else mentioned Wes Anderson too, which was my first thought when I saw the setting. I see someone else also mentioned the irrelevant random drone guy, which I also thought was an awesome touch. All the camera angles and little attention to detail really makes this scene immersive.
Like when the guy on left said "at the bus stop" and guy on right jerks around to look at the bus stop sign.
@@alexanderhdmi7704Yes, the ending with the music, the guy, and the general edition was so good.
Mitch’s recurring role of far away guy is fantastic
That wasn’t Mitch. Mitch was scared to go in the water
Its not his fault. Trust me, i had this exact tape when i was learning english.
That first "Ok" was too real... 😆
Gonzo is the Aaron Burr type. Good casting by the director.
The man in the blue hat and striped shirt looks like he is in an post-apocalyptic acapella group that brought upon the destruction of earth with their singing.
I thought the tape would actually say what the man was repeating and it was going to be a skit about how it feels when social anxiety convinces you that people don't like you and are against you for no reason but it feels so real. and the title was a twist that instead of referring to how the one guy was still learning english actually meant "please be patient i'm still learning, that not everyone hates me"
3:50 "If you're reading this, Daniel is coming for me. Please help."
Love the small details
Yeah, new video! I would enjoy my family back, though, guys...
You don't need them, all you need is comedy
Families are overrated tbh
So do I they gotta stop kidnapping families
Boy what
@@yourfather8865 you right
this is one of the funniest videos you guys have made. i come back to it every other day just because i cant stop thinking about the way he says "Haw is dat iven a jëob?"
i have no idea what just happened but i loved every minute of it. i've said it countless times, but you guys are masters of comedy.
As someone trying to learn a new language, this is the perfect bit to pull while abroad. Favorite skit so far
1
Just don't get punched.
This can be taken advantage of so much in real life 💀
no?
Major Napoleon Dynamite vibes. Fucking great videos, you guys are the only creators I get a true candid laugh out of anymore. Keep up the phenomenal work!!!
EXACTLY, especially with the drone guy.
Druids with Firearms have woven another top quality tale. This one's gonna be shown around the hearth.
How many times i've experienced that EXACT scenario in the first 25 seconds lol. That was masterfully done, something i've experienced down to the body language and the broad smile to show you are not a threat, that was honestly really good acting even if you only said three words to each other.
The consistency of that sub plot by the water. Holy fuck.
Hes learning so well
i love how the wizards’ comment on every video is like the discussion questions in every english book
Those are usually funny, but I suspect that it doubles as engagement farming
This genuinely looks like something I’d see at the cinema. Insane I can just watch it for free on the CZcamss
You guys always do a good job, but it's really obvious how much you're improving. This is such a slow paced scene and yet it does such a good job of keeping our attention. Everything is paced so well and the joke is escalated in such a way that it never gets tiring. The seemingly irrelevant guy in the background just adds on to the Ridiculousness of the scene and makes it all the funnier. Such a good job guys seriously!
HOW
PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU COME UP WITH THESE CONCEPTS. THESE ARE NOT IDEAS THAT ONE JUST HAS. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
The drone subplot is 10/10
The third "I'm still learning" felt like he said dumba** with his face
A lesser skit channel would have had the tape actually saying those things. This is pure art.
I thought this was gonna be about the bus stops near dementia homes, where people come to "wait for the bus".
Yall never fail to get a laugh outta me
HOLY WHAT I ROLLER SKATE FOR A LIVING. I FEEL SPECIFICALLY CALLED OUT
Chunky cheese understudy caught me off guard so bad
This entire video felts so random yet perfect, I can't even describe it without sounding like I'm drunk and I love it
Why is this exactly my humor and how did it find me???
It's like a twisted version of forest gump somehow
The cinematography on this one was just wonderful
love the content generally, Wizards! Excited for the video
Seeing a new wizards with guns upload gives me an out of control semi!
such a funny concept, did not expect it.. at 1:20 the delivery of that line "the man at the bus stop is ugly" is so good
geez, i don't know what to call this type of humour but this has to be my favourite skit to date fr
This type of humor was hilarious😂😂
I refuse to allow my career as a rollerskater to be made fun of. I need to breastfeed a little to calm myself down.
Someone I know told me that there was cheering during his Oppenheimer screening whenever someone new showed up or the bomb went off like it was an Avengers movie. I bet they stayed for a post credits scene
This feels like a Wes Anderson film
The green vest guy should’ve said “I bet the man in blue stripe shirt works at the bus stop” 😂
The attention to detail with the outfits was so clean.
Telling someone they look like they roller skate for a living is one of the best kid-friendly insults I've ever heard.
according to the sign, that is not even the bus stop
My head canon is yall found a muppets hamlet cassette tape at a thrift store and came up with this entire bit for it
The completely unacknowledged personal tragedy in the background is great. Battery low.....
I love how they were able to stay in character through this, I’d be loosing it lol
If it would be just the two guys on that bench, it wouldn't be so good. The hidden secret of this skit is the guy with the drone who stabalize the whole scene. And also brings an absurdity into this joke as he try to catch its drone in the water. Just perfect.
i'm not sure what i just watched. but i definitely know what i'm doing with my walkman this weekend...
The man at the bus stop looks like he uses Athena's poop mode
Bro, I had to pause it to laugh on that opening line of "ok" because I swear someone has said that shit to me before when I said hi.
As a drone owner, I feel his pain.
This is my favorite video on the channel so far. I think it's perfectly made, and I've revisited it multiple times. The cinematography is stunning, and the completely random inclusion of the guy with the drone is so funny. The comedic timing is great, and the pacing of the sketch couldn't be better.
One of the best sketches ever, that was such a good premisse and incredible delivery!
This feels like something I'd see in one of my dreams
I feel called out! I wasn't staying expecting post-credits on Oppenheimer, I just wanted to see all the names of the people who worked hard on it with the stellar soundtrack behind it. Did the same for Barbie and Poor Things. Even FNAF but that was 1000% just to jam out to Living Tombstone's song.
It just occurred to me that Blair in the skit when I started the video for the second time, haha.
I LITERALLY LOST IT AT THE RATATOUILLE ONE BECAUSE ITS ACTUALLY SO ACCURATE IM SOBBINGGGGG 2:47
the scenes are just so vibrant
love the B plot of this episode, drone guy was great.
The drone guy got a bigger laugh out of me than anything else.
"The man in the striped shirt and the blue hat at the bus stop looks like a Cronenberg-style amalgamation of a child and their abductor."
Learning a language looks hard, but learning to mind your own business looks harder. I hope both these men are successful in their learning 🙏
This is it. This is the one that convinced me to patronize your patreon
This video made me feel like it was my favorite thing you all ever made, but I have no idea why
The bit is a classic wizards with guns style, but there was something very special about the out of context drone operator and the camera work
The punchline of 'Gonzo is Aaron Burr' is fucking brilliant.
Bro got Roast-On-Phonics
The wizards... with the a-handguns... and the verified check-a-mark... look like... it put out another banger.
3:11 Oi!! What's wrong with that?!!! Oi!
10/10 would watch again. Had a real Napoleon Dynamite vibe
This is probably one of my favorite skits y'all have done, and that's saying something.
I love how the headphones just disappear at 3:39
These florida boys will always get a chuckle out of me. Nice taste of home away from home.
Okay but the accuracy of these insults is peak
Now that would be a good prank.
There is a Muppet version of “Say no to this” on CZcams, which is fire
Probably my 6th watch already, if not more, one of the best of your work.
this is why you are the number one comedy channel on the internet