"You Are Ugly & Broke, You Don't Deserve To Date"

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  • @gflowjanox
    @gflowjanox Před 4 lety +479

    Aty me napenda vile hujachanuka...😂😂😂😂
    Likes za boychild zikam thru

  • @TrueToJem
    @TrueToJem Před 4 lety +769

    Team kusoma comments tukiwatch,wacha ka like tukisonga 👊👊

  • @milleycarey3198
    @milleycarey3198 Před 4 lety +738

    Her;Am I not beautiful?
    Him;How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am ugly in yours😂truth

  • @papaakisa6214
    @papaakisa6214 Před 4 lety +135

    Likes za boychild ati in short unataka bank😂😂😂😂

  • @mrigi5761
    @mrigi5761 Před 4 lety +529

    Whenever I feel like am stupid. I watch this perfect match and I feel like a hero.

  • @mohashukri5408
    @mohashukri5408 Před 4 lety +95

    Girl :I'm I not beautiful?
    Boy :How you can be beautiful infront of eyes when I'm not handsome in front of you
    Absolutely right this word touches my heart .intelligent man today I starting to support to you

  • @tot_tots4895
    @tot_tots4895 Před 4 lety +142

    This guy is actually sounding like a good guy 👌🏽

  • @deniskiambuthi1959
    @deniskiambuthi1959 Před 4 lety +386

    uyu jamaa,very calm yet very savage😂😂😂

  • @nickyberry9742
    @nickyberry9742 Před 4 lety +146

    Welcome to Kenya where dating somebody is considered a second employment

  • @tengteng5767
    @tengteng5767 Před 4 lety +64

    I'm an African man..me si mzungu👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾i applaud you man👊🏾

  • @hodannuuh1254
    @hodannuuh1254 Před 4 lety +135

    I’m an African man mimi si mzungu 😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @almightygaming5971
    @almightygaming5971 Před 4 lety +58

    I’m Jamaican watching these episodes is funny lol I wish there’s a caption for most of the videos so I could read along

  • @kiniiyandungu
    @kiniiyandungu Před 4 lety +145

    This Chap just done shut down the game with, ''How can you be beautiful in front of my eyes when I am not handsome before yours?'' That is some Shakespeare for he Trifflin' self.

    • @KingMoh_
      @KingMoh_ Před 4 lety +1

      I legit watch this just just for laughs
      "You're not ansome"

    • @judygiteru7689
      @judygiteru7689 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣

  • @aniagrapher7377
    @aniagrapher7377 Před 4 lety +306

    I love this guy honesty vibez

  • @trizahmiheso4747
    @trizahmiheso4747 Před 4 lety +29

    I like the maturity in this young man

  • @nihalkhamisi7748
    @nihalkhamisi7748 Před 4 lety +130

    "In short u want a bank"😂😂😂😂

  • @erastusmacharia1653
    @erastusmacharia1653 Před 4 lety +143

    God help this Generation. They know nothing about love and Relationship. God give them wisdom

  • @peninahnemayian1661
    @peninahnemayian1661 Před 4 lety +152

    Huyo chali anamwangalia na macho ya huruma Sana 😂😂😂

  • @norbertkhan3089
    @norbertkhan3089 Před 4 lety +3

    Mi sina hizo quality....am ugly coz am an African man
    😅😅😅😅😅...
    Wapi likes jamani

  • @workonyoursalvation6304
    @workonyoursalvation6304 Před 4 lety +297

    I LOVEEEEEEEEE my darkskin men they're the best! The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! 100%

  • @dini1487
    @dini1487 Před 4 lety +49

    That man is ugly? Where please? I think he’s gorgeous, he just has really strong features which makes him more attractive ✊🏾
    P.s this is a very beautiful woman writing this

  • @doreengidoty5212
    @doreengidoty5212 Před 4 lety +36

    Man of dignity he knows what he wants in a woman

  • @mohamedgarane2637
    @mohamedgarane2637 Před 4 lety +171

    Wtf! bruh who else noticed this dude must be legit tall from his sitting posture😂🤗♨️

  • @asuroisimon4386
    @asuroisimon4386 Před 4 lety +221

    I'm seeing my midfielder Paul Pogba

  • @carolkangethe9544
    @carolkangethe9544 Před 4 lety +11

    This "light skin"quality our gals are demanding will be hard to find in our african men!!..ama waanze kujibleach..

  • @rassonyi959
    @rassonyi959 Před 4 lety +43

    Dem :nataka lightskin
    Alpha: laaa!?? 😅😅😅
    Dem: handsome
    Alpha: haaaand!!!?
    Kali sana😂😂😂😂💯👌🏽

  • @lavenderapondi4294
    @lavenderapondi4294 Před 4 lety +23

    I burst out laughing every time at 0:30-0:44 .This guy is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    Y'all let's just admit this whole date was entertaining coz of the guy

  • @awuorcheche4210
    @awuorcheche4210 Před 4 lety +87

    Every youth in Kenya is youtuber, model and a student

  • @pinchesmbuche4354
    @pinchesmbuche4354 Před 4 lety +12

    This kind of guys I like hanging out with, especially hapo Kwa bayesa. True to the point.

  • @blessedcarol1305
    @blessedcarol1305 Před 4 lety +47

    Who heard,"Those money" this lady bana

  • @mbuthiamwangi6138
    @mbuthiamwangi6138 Před 4 lety +26

    I like the way he is sipping water any time she start saying wat she want

    • @buttlesschap
      @buttlesschap Před 4 lety

      he set her up to say that too. for all she knows he could be wealthy but just choosing not to show and her response outs her. she played herself, really.

  • @bellonel6017
    @bellonel6017 Před 4 lety +55

    Yeye mwenyewe ni. Mdark na anataka lightskin.. Kwani anataka kua chali kwa relationship! 😂
    Btw lightskin na pesa kwa sentesi moja issa no!! 😂

    • @thefurrmily2404
      @thefurrmily2404 Před 4 lety +1

      Issa No

    • @prisca25ngugi74
      @prisca25ngugi74 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes she is black that y she needs lightskin dio ata watoi watokelezee.....but madem sura mbaya hua na maringo sijui nn mbaya....huyu dame Ana need some check up hahaha

    • @natalieireri8621
      @natalieireri8621 Před 4 lety

      Tell them.. Recipe for disaster

  • @gabrielauka3253
    @gabrielauka3253 Před 4 lety +48

    On behalf of Kahawa Sukari residents, we disown this late.

  • @peterwokabi
    @peterwokabi Před 4 lety +64

    Boychild sipping water as the minegirl is stating her problems. That's how to do it

  • @eunicewairimu5015
    @eunicewairimu5015 Před 4 lety +6

    Am studying to get those money "hamjaskia 😂😂😅the guy is real

  • @SuccesRozie
    @SuccesRozie Před 4 lety +82

    Haha the guy ako true to himuselfu na hio demand hawezani,Dem anasema shaggy hair yet yeye mwenyewe nywele imechapa🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @asphaltvillage9494
    @asphaltvillage9494 Před 4 lety +44

    Did she just say"those money" oh my.

  • @christinenjogu9940
    @christinenjogu9940 Před 4 lety +14

    The chile is talking about wanting a guy who is handsome yet she doesn't look good bana😂
    The eyebrows wah😂😂

  • @eunicenjuguna3788
    @eunicenjuguna3788 Před 4 lety +7

    This guy is cool 😎 yooooh big up matruth kama zote 🤜🔥🤛 booom

  • @kantelmohar5683
    @kantelmohar5683 Před 4 lety +84

    Her:I can see you are not handsome
    Him:yes that is the problem 😂😂😂

  • @xMissTix
    @xMissTix Před 4 lety +17

    I’ve never needed subtitles more than right TF now

  • @Mg-wd6id
    @Mg-wd6id Před 4 lety +23

    Kama madame ni hawa .we need prayers 24/7 ..

  • @7777beth
    @7777beth Před 4 lety +105

    Light skin light skin, where did this perception come from in Kenya? Light skin is not beauty people, it’s just another color, kindly understand that, please.

    • @tengteng5767
      @tengteng5767 Před 4 lety +8

      wazungu corrupted our minds to make them superior to us and we go around seeing lighter as the better option. we blacks should really learn to appreciate our chocolate instead. we are brain bleached

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 Před 4 lety +1

      Wewe wacha wivu .... She just want mix and match rangi ya pesa .UK locked

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 Před 4 lety +1

      Wasted my time here hizi program s zenu in scripts

    • @esthernjeri5099
      @esthernjeri5099 Před 4 lety +5

      Then kwa fb wanasema they want tall dark n handsome

    • @michaelblack7043
      @michaelblack7043 Před 4 lety

      @@paulwaweru3441 you have it. ive concluded that most of these shows are just poor actors.

  • @maggiedavis6284
    @maggiedavis6284 Před 4 lety +4

    Eheeee wangu ni Sura personal,idont care about light skin.bora love iko 💯☑️

  • @sharlynemuhatiah9129
    @sharlynemuhatiah9129 Před 4 lety +10

    napenda the man he is honeat manze....boy shaold leo nimewafeel😫

  • @acaciandlovu2854
    @acaciandlovu2854 Před 4 lety +36

    Him:In short you want a bank 🏦
    Her:Mhh something like that
    😏In the mother of all dumbnes

  • @freda37
    @freda37 Před 4 lety +36

    The man was a savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryangugi1221
    @maryangugi1221 Před 4 lety +46

    Her: am I not beautiful?
    Him: how can you be beautiful when am not handsome in your eyes
    Ladies please there is more to offer than beauty.
    😂😂😂I like this guy savage in a soft way

  • @jbee4497
    @jbee4497 Před 4 lety +35

    I hate this women she’s asking for things she can’t do herself. Lol

  • @irenekusaba3467
    @irenekusaba3467 Před 4 lety +17

    This guy is Frank and funny and the girl is so demanding

  • @joseshorts9903
    @joseshorts9903 Před 4 lety +4

    Shee..... I love that keep up gal keep your candles blowing

  • @mrjackkbuoy2556
    @mrjackkbuoy2556 Před 4 lety +4

    an African man..si lightskin..boychild🤭😅.. you're beautiful if am handsome in your eyes🤭😂.. likes za bongi genje ..

  • @myownspace7004
    @myownspace7004 Před 4 lety +3

    Im in Botswana i wish our country should hve a show like this 😂😂❤

  • @sylvialutalo9051
    @sylvialutalo9051 Před 4 lety +2

    God forgive me but huyu dem sijui nimweke wapy Azin heee eti anataka boy mwenye light skin wooi 🙆🙆 Kenyans simama nipite 🚶🚶 and wengine tunatafuta TRUE LOVE👩‍❤️‍👨

  • @Ericmwangii
    @Ericmwangii Před 4 lety +7

    I like the guy how can you be beautiful in my eyes when I am not handsome in yours
    I am an African man if you want a handsome man go to the USA
    He is a real man

  • @ritamukami4193
    @ritamukami4193 Před rokem +1

    Some one to tell me he's not a Luo man because...lemmi tell you Maina...this man is going straight to the point en he doesn't even care...Goooosh

  • @book5047
    @book5047 Před 4 lety +20

    In short you want a bank? Yes something like that! For real kama huo sio ujinga sijui ni nini.!

  • @morriswaithaka5132
    @morriswaithaka5132 Před 3 lety +1

    😹😹😹light skin guy and handsome,,,, the guys reaction 😹😹💔💔
    So you want a bank🙌🙌😹😹😹😹💔

  • @emmabell3399
    @emmabell3399 Před 4 lety +3

    "Nataka dem mwenye ako na figure..."
    If men can choose to marry on basis of figure and beauty.
    Why should people complain when a woman wants to marry for money😂😂😏

    • @hashie3175
      @hashie3175 Před 4 lety

      Sihapo nikama mnajiuza unathani club nini

  • @sylviaomondi7495
    @sylviaomondi7495 Před 4 lety

    Oww!! Hio ni bombshell ati "mi nakupenda juu hauja chanuka na madem wamechanuka hausumbua watu"hit a like kama umesikia hio part

  • @peresakinyi726
    @peresakinyi726 Před 4 lety +12

    Men are also tired of giving
    Money they also need a woman who can give as they give

    • @aboudiga3330
      @aboudiga3330 Před 4 lety

      Jamaima Akoth hapo umesema kweli hahaa

  • @dareminderblackseed
    @dareminderblackseed Před 4 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Eti light na handsome!? It's like there haven't ever been such a combination in human history , Pooooooh Nyaasaaaayeeee, Aol yawa!!

  • @mnwmbugua
    @mnwmbugua Před 4 lety +12

    Exactly why I don’t talk to Kenyans girls like that 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @kangethewangui4185
    @kangethewangui4185 Před 4 lety +2

    Am just loving this guy 💯

  • @yokana8043
    @yokana8043 Před 4 lety +3

    This humiliation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @Anything_Trend
    @Anything_Trend Před 3 lety

    Thumbs up for that Omera... questions well answered

  • @7tea9ine77
    @7tea9ine77 Před 4 lety +4

    Respects to that guy

  • @wole9099
    @wole9099 Před 4 lety +6

    i brought chairs for the comment readers

  • @promessek.m4433
    @promessek.m4433 Před 4 lety +5

    Silent killer 😂😂😂 i love his reactions 😂😂😂 haja kaa kinyonge 😂😂

  • @nyakundisimeon3871
    @nyakundisimeon3871 Před 4 lety +4

    Ati "learn to get those money"😂😂😂

  • @marshallking3853
    @marshallking3853 Před 4 lety +13

    Studying hard to get those money madam alisahau kusoma "first aid" in English prymo

    • @zanazui
      @zanazui Před 4 lety

      I had forgotten that book...wah

  • @kelvinkamau7566
    @kelvinkamau7566 Před 3 lety +1

    How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am not handsome in your eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gracewaithira7000
    @gracewaithira7000 Před 4 lety +7

    Tutajifanya hatujaona 'But why' hapo kwa intro? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielmungai612
    @danielmungai612 Před 4 lety +2

    This guy is a real G a savage😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hermanokindo3434
    @hermanokindo3434 Před 4 lety +29

    2:15 Every dhing I want

    • @fotycows3830
      @fotycows3830 Před 4 lety

      Mayooo yani ochuno nyaki emphasis dhing jaluo oksechi

  • @marthawanjiru7855
    @marthawanjiru7855 Před 3 lety

    I really love watching ur channel its Awesome and also I could really love to come and try my luck to find a perfectatch

  • @isaacknewton2909
    @isaacknewton2909 Před 4 lety +33

    some ladies of these days have unreasonable standards they're becoming deluded. when she hits the wall in her early thirties reality will set in atashtuka !

  • @Mohagnito94
    @Mohagnito94 Před 4 lety

    Hawa madem wanataka light skinned nigga lakini wanakaa paka nyeusi ya dandora. wonders never cease.
    This guy has the best answers.

  • @mdpeter189
    @mdpeter189 Před 4 lety +6

    This is more of an interview than a date.. Kudos, bro for the realness though I didn't quite catch most of your words in Kiswahili.. She ain't your type though

  • @kelvinkemboi3369
    @kelvinkemboi3369 Před 3 lety +1

    I give credit to this guy 100%🤣🤣🤣

  • @erickojoy
    @erickojoy Před 4 lety +4

    Love this statement "in short you want a bank?"😂😂

  • @augustking9007
    @augustking9007 Před 4 lety +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 ati 'ansome, wo ass money and lieskin' am on my knees🤣🤣🤣siste adi iyo vumbi iko kwa kichwa inakuuza😂

  • @namazziaisha2987
    @namazziaisha2987 Před 4 lety +7

    This woman is despeserate addition to that she's judges alot with no idea

  • @felixmutua3165
    @felixmutua3165 Před 4 lety +1

    We call it mirror mirror...Am I beautiful,when you said am not handsome then you’re not beautiful... point noted to haters that guy deserves Oscar award 🥇

  • @Peter.H___
    @Peter.H___ Před 4 lety +3

    Realest shit I’ve heard in this whole show

  • @michaelmuthama9492
    @michaelmuthama9492 Před 2 lety

    Kitu ingine hakuna kitu ingine😂😂our real savage kudos bro

  • @paulinealimatah4757
    @paulinealimatah4757 Před 4 lety +4

    The subtitle thou, on another level😂😂

  • @reginawambua7433
    @reginawambua7433 Před 4 lety +2

    The guy is calm but savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phannyshiggs1185
    @phannyshiggs1185 Před 4 lety +28

    That's y am studying hard so that I can get those money kizungu maneno's yawa

  • @tysil3461
    @tysil3461 Před 4 lety +1

    Alimwambia what he deserved from a man joh akanyongwa akajua ameuma nje😂🤣💯

  • @oletroy3184
    @oletroy3184 Před 4 lety +4

    this lady just came here for food, hunger was the drive:)

  • @_.waryaa4078
    @_.waryaa4078 Před 4 lety +1

    Just focus on yourself guys and somebody will notice and love for eho you are. Peace ✌

  • @nicholasevans6206
    @nicholasevans6206 Před 4 lety +5

    AYAMTAYAD 😂😂😂😂, THIS ISN'T PERFECT MATCH, THIS IS COMEDY .😂😂😂😂.😂😂😂😂

  • @leviceochieng2265
    @leviceochieng2265 Před 4 lety +2

    These 2 should get married asap

  • @millicentatieno3495
    @millicentatieno3495 Před 4 lety +13

    This guy cracks me up😂"mi Sina hizo qualities" na ye ni mwafrica😂😂

  • @YoungVee994
    @YoungVee994 Před 4 lety

    This guy is real ... Very cool guy... Tusaidiane kusaka bank 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @derrickmuga3359
    @derrickmuga3359 Před 4 lety +24

    Him: in short you want a bank
    Her: Something like that 🤦🏽‍♂️
    ...hawa madem wajinga hutoka wapi!?

    • @dedankimathi7136
      @dedankimathi7136 Před 4 lety +1

      Where do they get the idea that Banks give out money... Huyu ako chini ki-logic.. exposure limited sana ya life. She's munching away while he's sipping on H20, with a Beyonce attitude and while reasoning like a blonde.

    • @derrickmuga3359
      @derrickmuga3359 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dedankimathi7136 😂😂😂😂
      Dem anaona men are queueing for her

    • @winnienelima837
      @winnienelima837 Před 4 lety

      Apo Sasa ndio sijui uyu ajielewi kweli all she want is money good for nothngk useless bruite

  • @ethiopianhabeshawi779
    @ethiopianhabeshawi779 Před 3 lety

    My Guy Here Just Killed It.Bwana

  • @angelawangari6468
    @angelawangari6468 Před 4 lety +7

    For once, a mature man!

  • @Mr_ogembo
    @Mr_ogembo Před rokem +1

    Haki but why chronicles wewe!😂😂😂