@@julzarrangu1541 the Eldritch horror from the library already claimed my sanity, so letting the Australian one take my feet is a small price to pay for apotheosis at this point. :D
Gura: "I am not a Dwarf Shark!" Also Gura: "It's about the size of your hand." Me: *Holds hand up to Gura's image to measure.* "Are you sure about that?"
Gura is just too damn good of a streamer. If anyone realized how she started till how she is now.. my goodness. What a major difference. She deserves all the subs she got.
How short must you be to be classified as a Dwarf? "In humans, it is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in)" **Short shork noises**
The sand tiger shark is the only shark with the capability to float despite not having a swim bladder. It gulps air at the surface and then swims down to its resting area to be buoyant down there. They live over the open ocean, so some take residence at artificial reefs(Abandoned rigs, sunken ships) made by humans.
Others: Gura is a dwarf shark
Me: That "a" with matching wink is the cutest ever
yeah, that's really cute. Here's timestamp if someone needs it 0:33
That caught me off guard that was way too cute.
She’s too op
how sad can a weeb get?
This has singlehandedly restored my will to live
disappointed that she didn't call herself a "Sharkepedia". That one was practically gift-wrapped for her, and she didn't take it.
Ensharklopedia
She called herself that today actually lol
Shark-a-pedia
I think I'm more disappointed that I've allowed myself to fall this far down the rabbit hole.
Same. I even said "Sharkepedia" out loud in anticipation of her saying it.
"If you don't have a hand, go *grab* another humans hand"
I'm sure ill be grabbing alot with my non existant hands Gura
You can grab with your teeth. Like a...
Shaaaaark.
If u are loved by the witch of envy, u can grab them by ur unseen hands.
Brkng news-Shrimps are witch cultist confirmed 100%
I was thinking the same thing lol
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@@Antonio-mz9nx take my like.
"If you dont have a hand, go GRAB someone else hands and say this is a size of a Dwarf shark."
Me:
How will he grab if..
Shork brain
Grab with your teeth
@@vkak1 shark teeth
*Don’t question the logic and just do it*
TEEF
This is some great editing, oh god. I wasn’t expecting the hands.
Nice
lol I read this the exact time the hands came up
I didn't start the video and I saw this comment and immediately thought "yoshikage kira"
Sir this is just 2014 editing
It was me, Okuyasu!
People who watch Korone streams: *cant do the correct measurements due to losing their Yubis*
This is so sad, can we get fifty feet pics
@@syntheticvocalist-p472 no alterior motives, none at all.
@@syntheticvocalist-p472 be careful with your feetthough, we may never know when the Eldritch horror living on Australia will claim them for her own
@@julzarrangu1541 the Eldritch horror from the library already claimed my sanity, so letting the Australian one take my feet is a small price to pay for apotheosis at this point. :D
@@julzarrangu1541 It's too late, Haachama can smell the feet pics, she's been training for it her whole life, she's already on her way
Reminds me of a certain Palm-top Tiger. Now we have Palm-top Shark. LMAO
Toradoraaaaaaaaaa
@@randomgammingpro956 Samedor"A"
TORADORAAAA
Palm-Top Samé
Except Gura ain't a violent bitch
There was a super chat of someone saying “instructions unclear dwarf shark ate hand” I thought that was pretty funny
Lol
Lol
kusa
Lol
Lol
Now I like to imagine a disabled person come to me demanding for my hand and said
"That's how big the dwarf shark is, Gura told me!"
I hate myself for smirking
That seems like some good food you have for your pfp
My therapist:Hammer head Gura is not real she cant hurt you.
Hammer head Gura: 0:14
No
Yes.
HA↘️HA↗️HA↗️HA↘️HA funny
I didn't even notice that :D
@@Imhungy57 yes
**Gura showed Dwarf Shark to us*
*_What is this??? A Shark for ants!? The shark has to be at least... Three times bigger than this_*
Everyone: Yay, Gura!!!
The One Guy Who Disliked This: I died because of the cuteness, I want my money and body back.
Calli says no
yes! Thats the only reason why someone can dislike when he see Gura.
Well not every one disklike in every reason?
"I'm not a dwarf shark, I'm a G-"
Goblin shark?
"Gura shark"
...
Souka
Souka?
"And if you don't have hands, grab your buddy's hand.."
*CONFUSED PEKO*
Gura: "Go find someone else's hand."
*Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location.*
im a guy. he only likes womens hands
wait.. maybe im not a guy....
+_+
I understood that reference
**Killer Queen has already touched your hand**
*_c l i c k_*
@@arctohru *sfx JOOOOSUKEEEE
1:47 Gura's slight british accent whenever she says "Helloooooooooo" is to die for.
But isn't oi Australian
@@Style_224 She said she's been training her british accent, that's what I meant.
I think oi its Australian, but I've heard british people say it too.
@@Style_224 Bermingham said oi a lot... or somewhere in Middle England i cant remember
That "Oi bruv" is the cutest voice Ive heard so far
Gura: "I am not a Dwarf Shark!"
Also Gura: "It's about the size of your hand."
Me: *Holds hand up to Gura's image to measure.* "Are you sure about that?"
*Gura:* "I'm not a dwarf!"
*Torbjorn:* "a"
"If you don't have hands." That caught me off guard had me laughing like a maniac
Gura: *tells us a shark fact*
Us: We’ve heard this one before.
Gura: That is impossible I have over *seven* shark facts.
"If you don't have hands, grab your friend's hands"
I could be wrong here but this grabbed my attention.
Gura: " check out your hand..if you don't have hands.. if your not human"
Me: So something not human watching her live
yeah dude it’s her shark friends from Atlantis
My lil fish also watches
Also lots of shrimps
Sometimes my cat watches.
mama shark and papa shark
>no annoying intro or outro
>no lazy editing only putting meme music
this is it, the best clip channel
i like that u let gura finish the shark fact instead of stopping when she finished getting mad
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, Gura. It's an honest mistake. Don't get...short with us.
yo it’s actually you
Ba-dum, tsss!
Gura: If you don't have hands, go grab someone else's hands.
Yoshikage Kira: Say no more
Gura: "oi bruv"
As a brit this is a perfect impression from the smol shark girl
"Have you heard of the dwarf shark? They're very cute."
Yes, we know, we're watching one right now.
True, Gura isn’t a dwarf shark. Gura sharks are even more smol
how time have changed, she used to be so seiso... now look at her being all sassy and talking about feet... I love her even more !
0:57 When a creeper is 1-3 feet near you
Lol, I found you my brother.
the brothers meet!
Hahah
Gura presented a smol shark fact
Gets called a smol shark
Gura: *surprised pikachu face
"If you're not a human, then go find a human and look at their hand"
...ok
Gura: Dwarf sharks are very cute!
Me: Yep Gura is definitly a dwarf shark
Gura: Look down at your hand
Also me: There's a Gura in my hand
I learn more about sharks from Gura than I do from Discovery during Shark Week.
"if you don't have hands, grab your buddies hands " OK GURA
Dwarf shark = one palm. Gura shark= 2 palms. Let us respect the difference.
"I am, ahah omy abu"
-Gura Shark 0:41
Hmm yed, smol shark says there is another
“If you don’t have hands... grab your buddy’s hand.” 😢
The way she fumbles is cute
Gura: “If you don’t have hands...”
Also Gura: “Grab your buddies hands”
0:14 She got her Hammerhead impersonation down to a science.
*Gura Shork* giving out _Dworf Shork Facts._
"look down at your hand, thats how big a dwarf shark is"
basically another Gura
"If you dont have hands, grab your buddys hand"
I am convinced sharks actually just say A before chomping on prey
"If you dont have hand, go find human and see their hands"
The pause while Gura loads up her frowny face has the same energy as drawing eyebrows on the skeleton meme
Can't get enough of smol shark noises, lol. Too cute.
Dude the transitions add so much. Thanks
Gura is just too damn good of a streamer. If anyone realized how she started till how she is now.. my goodness. What a major difference. She deserves all the subs she got.
How short must you be to be classified as a Dwarf?
"In humans, it is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in)"
**Short shork noises**
Gura is 4'7-8".... So uh.... But I mean, she is a human-shark hybrid...
But she age over 9000 yrs of age
The sand tiger shark is the only shark with the capability to float despite not having a swim bladder. It gulps air at the surface and then swims down to its resting area to be buoyant down there. They live over the open ocean, so some take residence at artificial reefs(Abandoned rigs, sunken ships) made by humans.
The edits are on 🔥 GG!
Wasn't expecting such great editing.
Noice.
Awesome Editing!
Thanks for the editing this part
0:18 ...kawaiii
This is some of the best editing I've seen on a video
0:14
Probably unintentional but hammerheads do indeed have by far the largest brains among sharks.
"Ey lemme see yo hands"
"wtf why?"
"Its for gura"
"oh ok for sure fam"
God, I love this style of editing! Not throwing shade at other clippers/translators but this, right here, is some quality content! Thank you!
This is why Gura is my favorite.
0:24 that shaky shark thooo lol so funny for some reason
I tuned in for this part of the stream lmao
These edits and clips make my day.
-Gura is definitely a dwarf shark-
bruh i gotta tell you sth
BRUH I GOTTA TELL YA!
GURA'S CUTENESS + THE EDITION = PERFECTION!
great job man, keep the good work
"Gura knows that, she's verified" hahahaha that got me.
1 month and she's so comfortable with chat. I already love her
your edit is hilariously great!!!! i really like it!
Gura: I'm not a dwarf shark!
Me: That's right. She's a Great White North Shark!
Amazing editing.
Indeed
I'm impressed she didn't use a banana as measurement like usual
1:29
"Oi Josuke, I found this bizarre *Dwarf Shark* and catch it using my Za Hando. Isn't that wacky?"
Gura: draw a dwarp shark on your hand.
Me: *looks at my hand* im sorry my fetish hand...
Gura: “dwarf shark are the size of your hand”
Puts hand on screen
😶
Ok subbed cuz of the editing skill, love it .
The edits make it so much better!
"If you don't have a hand or if your not human" 😂
God I remember obsessing over sharks as an elementary student, she's referring to the dwarf lantern shark down in the twilight zone of the ocean.
"oi" omg my heart melts so cute
Gura is just admitting she’s a dwarf shark at this point or maybe she’s just the dwarf Gura shark
Damn this editing... The zoom ins this is just tooooo damnnnnn gooooddddd
Gura: AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HANDS AAAAAAAA, OR IF YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN,
I laught so muuuuuch
I'm in love with these edits
Somebody needs to Bring the 90s American Cartoon “Street Sharks” to her attention. She will never stop saying the word Jawsome if she does
this shark for head pats
AND NOTHING ELSE
"If you don't have hands, grab your buddies hands"
I see what you ment there gura...
0:32 that hits me into my heart
0:45 Gura: Ahalehaloop
THE EDITING IS SO GOOOOD
That ''A'' wink was a blessing.
Nice editing, much more effort then the most clip/sub channels do
0:30 would be the biggest achievement mankind can achieve
Adorable, at best. ❤️
1:18 Ayeee great advice.
0:46 Gura cute shark noises