whenever they advertise a candy-crush looking game they always make the finger old and wrinkly with nail polish because they are self-aware who plays these kinds of games.
The adds are the only jumpscares that get me
And the ones that force you to click on the ad even if you didn't tap anything are the worst
13:54 Vinny loosing his shit while Rihanna sounds in the background has got to be one of the best things I've experienced
Think of all the kids whose first impression of a video game is a rushed stock unity game that plays ads every minute
television man my autistic sister (not my real sister) plays thlse games except its fucking baby hazel dentist garbage
5:30 ...d-did Vinny just invent ad lootboxes?
are they not already a thing? I thought it would've been done already. should someone patent it so we never have to experience it?
Ad boxes are a thing. My 8 yr old nephew grinds ads to unlock everything and it truly is just as lootboxes. Dont know the game though.
The music used for the creepy pasta fighter was from a hot wheels game on the Wii... Wtf
I recognized it from MichaelLeroi, which is a shittily written creepypasta joke reading channel. They read and laugh at the shittiest things.
Which one? There was a couple, like HW: Track Attack and HW: Beat That.
15:30 Ya know, in the web show "Bad Creepypasta" They made a joke about a smash bros game starring Creepy pasta characters, and the background music is the same music they use for the intro... I wonder if this game was meant as a gag. Could be
*F U C K H I M* WHAT?
Im sorry.
Real MVP for the jump scare warning
15:05 This whole segment is magic
Dunno what it is, but I could listen to this guy ramble like a bitter old man about crappy, ad ridden meme mobile games for hours.
Take a shot every time you see the Unity logo. You'll end up in the ER before you finish watching.
"Alright next is tactical schoolgirls..."
*pig noises* for a laugh
But the camera is weird and often times sexual like you can peek up the skirt most times
i feel terrible for unity
HaloPlayer 404 because its an actually viable engine that has been used to make some good games but it constantly geta abused by devs like the ones in the video, and as a result it gets a bad reputation.
Yeah I just prefer to get my full point across in one comment, so I have a habit of doing that.
At 25:40 I thought my phone was flipped upside down. Christ that camera is atrocious.
There was an actual Red Hulk in the Marvel Comics.
Copeland Pennington Oh, yeah. I forgot he existed. A former general, right
He's also in the animated series (don't remember what it's called), unless it's a seperate character.
I actually ended up sobbing because I am dead inside after 8:18. THAT SOUND EFFECT PIERCED MY SOUL! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! And then I laughed because my crying sounded really freaking stupid.
I've had a realization about games that don't actually load.
They know that children have low attention spans, so they just make it SEEM like it takes a long time to load so the kid gets bored and moves on to some other game.
It's a fucking perfect empire on the mobile gaming market I swear. Nothing is illegal it seems.
@@GRAHAMICVS way i figured, maybe some developers essentially just package an infinite loading screen with a bunch of ad spots and bank on people getting frustrated and moving on to something else while still watching enough ads to generate revenue
@@uwu_smeg you realize that doesn't even make sense right? The kids will just close the app, they aren't stupid. They grow up with this technology they know how to close the app, pretty sure you need people to actually play the games to get ad revenue in the first place "infinite loading screens" just make people uninstall the game or they never play it.
Well, I guess it only makes sense if like 20 million people all get that app and stare at the loading screen long enough to get ads, I guess you'll make money from that? It's basically just a numbers game, based on how many downloads you get instead of pure play-time
37:56 *N-NANI!?!?!*
So.. I downloaded and completed this game. There was no h_ntai(sadly) It is kinda neat,just a very basic dating sim. You can complete it in 2 hours if you change date on your phone to get pats and cat fevers. Also if you pay with 2 fingers,pats are used up very fast. You can easily clear cat fevers by tapping with 3 fingers. I was really hoping for h_ntai though.
36:43
“I wish you were a human girl...”
“Mei”: Ok *morphs cat into Neko instead*
Weebs: That works too.
@RFS Korolev Daedalus - Class Battlecruiser if you wanna to start touhou i recommend touhou 9: phantasmgoria of flower viev (by far the easiest one)
10:33
The earliest recording (so far) of someone saying "Clussy"
"Why is the word 'joke' in the title?"
...figured that was obvious.
The ad "rules of survival" is one of a China rip off game based on PUBG.
And sadly, lots of Chinese and Taiwanese believe that this is the real PUBG...
but then the real pubg came and advertised it heavily on mobile youtube for like a week or so
I've played that some. It was kinda interesting. Oddly, not the worst mobile game I've played. Sadly, Capcom delivered worse with the mobile version of Puzzle Fighter.
6:23 nice batman voice vinny
33:33 When your cat evolves into a ghost type
2:08 - I think that voice is the scariest part of that game.
*WHO TOUCHED MY CONTROL STICK?*
Totally Not Some Spies uses a stock BGM track from RPG Maker MV.
And this is what Steam will someday become... oh, who am I kidding, it's already there.
At least a few Steam games are actually good. But yeah, there are some shit.
Sir Turtle Android is the same way so i agree with the original. Steam is already like this.
13:09 "So guys we did it! We've reached a quarter of a million subscribers!"
37:00 "a magic square opens up on the floor" bruh that's everything but a square
What my grandma think games are
these games have these titles to include as many common keywords as possible. take "simulator doctor freddy joke" . all of those words are extremely common, namely "freddy". it's not hard to understand.
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30:11 Man, Star v.s. the Forces of Evil series finale's looking great.
That Zombie Cat game looks pretty slick, love the artwork and animations on the cat itself.
7:40 Even after 1 year I still can’t get over that fucking laugh🤣
7:52 for Vinny reading one of Joel's memes and somehow making it funnier. You're welcome.
So Vin's using BlueStacks, huh. Shit must be real good if it can emulate all this trash perfectly.
Its not that complicated, Google themselves include an emulator on their android SDK
That ToonTown game in the beginning reminds me of a creation from Scratch.
I love how there's some indies devs like team cherry or gears for breakfast that makes amazing games and free dlcs for the cost of like 15-20 bucks. And then there's this GARBAGE.
Jeeves Anthrozaur Yes. DLC means Downloadable content so it can be free. And i know " Free dlcs for 15-20 bucks " doesn't make sense but i'm talking about the games.
No mate, I said free dics.
d i c s
with an i not an L. I originally misread "free dlcs" as "free dics" and tried to point out how similar they looked. Evidently, that's proven by how you misread my misreading as just me repeating your own words.
Just a shit joke that didn't land, my apologies.
Jeeves Anthrozaur You don't need to apoligize. I saw the dic as a spelling error so my bad.
35:31 You lose. TRY AGRAIN
The next Android Shitshow will probably be 50% Ugandan Knuckles games... I fear for Vinny's sanity
24:55 The final version of Yandere Simulator looks great
“Ive never seen a pointandclick with screenshots from another game” oh vinny, have you already forgotten about L I M B O O F T H E L O S T?
2:03 G O A N I M A T E L O G I C !
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35:31 aw they made a lazy game. Maybe they should *try agrain.*
i had cat evolution on my phone, actually. enjoyed it immensely for its fucked up alien cat creatures
I had one I just had a thing which didn't play video ads so I could just spam the next evolution
"rate the game to play it"
Scummiest thing ever
Me: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Was Actually Pretty Good, It Was A Blast Hearing Sicko Mode
Everyone Withing 20m of me: 16:01
13:07 You know, every time I have too much hope for something, I just watch this to remind me that all is lost.
31:28 little did vinny know what was yet to happen
50:14 believe it or not some people actually use scopes for their hand pistols but not those 8x zoom in scopes just the ones with the focusing scopes
Ok ok ok time out.
44:23 that's one of the forms of the goddess sword. Why are we concerned about the master sword when LINK HAS IT IN HIS HAND THE WHOLE TIME
At 7:01, the game showed actually isn’t bad at all. It’s a fun little indie game, just relies pretty heavily on f2p mechanics. So if you were so inclined you could buy the best stuff outright and destroy the dungeons.
35:37 Kaguya Houraisan + Chen = T H I S
"diaper syringe"
I just watched a guy watch ads for 50 minutes
funnily enough, the toontown 2d game was one game I used to actually play a LOT.
it was fine for the time.
The zombie cat game reminded me of 2 different games (a llama and a giraffe game) that you just level up different things and they get weirder.
I'm also incredibly happy it's night when I'm watching this because I don't want to explain the cat noises.
Im afraid to stop the video
Because i feel like it will take me to the app store
That creepypasta fighter game just randomly saying "F**** him" caught me so off guard-
okay but i genuinely enjoyed zombie cat evolution
i have a crush on his voice 😩💦
Zombie cat evolution does not belong on here, it's honestly great
Never in my life have I thought I would ever hear the sentence "This walk cycle reminds me so much of pregnant Elsa Spider-Man Joker diaper syringe."
21:25 that laugh of innocence
8:34 Ah, not a ripoff. Just a normal, oranginal game.
This video is _very first_ time I watch Vinesauce live stream highlights from years ago on my old crappy Android phone.
Wow I had no idea "clussy" was already a thing back in 2018. That's remarkable.
Im screaming bc the intro to the catgirl game is the same background and text they used for the petz catz gba game
There's a theory that games like this and the "Pregnant Elsa Foot Surgery" games that Rev plays are actually generated by computers. The easiest games to make a like 10-element "click the right spot with the right thing to win" games and games with premade assets. All of them are just the simplest assets with the simplest concept generated by terms popular with kids who click on the games. That, or some madman actually puts these messes together and sells them.
Zombie Cat looked alright, but that’s because I like the creepy/cute aesthetic
48:35 Wow, the new 2018 Sonic game's looking great. I can't wait to play as Sonic and his friends, Mummy #1, Mummy #2, and Minotaur.
I dunno why but I've watched this video several times, and only THIS time did the jumpscare get me.
I refuse to believe that actual human beings made these games.
Aliens trying to pretend they are human and making products for humans thinking they understand us
Jimmy Jim ii
Jimmy Jim aliens made it 😯👽
Jimmy Jim Durv made these.
Pavel Trigub who