One Jean

Inspired by Neil Cicierega ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Special thanks to my Patrons! CC West, Natalie Woolf, Keith Udy, a singular lizard, Alex Underwood, theDataSmith, Caleb Santiago, Zebrazilla, Miika Juhola, Scales, Metis Pang, hawkatiel, luciusOmega, KingReardon, Graham Pilger and Evan Huber.
SONGS USED: Billie Jean by Michael Jackson and One Week by Barenaked Ladies
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[@shonkywonkydonkey]

I have a history of losing my *F I S H*

[@jaxonh.6330]

shonkywonkydonkey where was the last place you had your fish?

[@MrNamegame]

Jaxon H. S E A W O R L D

[@1Pidds]

I noticed that too

[@papamesha]

Dad?!

[@RockLikeABoss]

Did you look between the couch cushions? That worked for me the last time I lost my mind.

[@MichaeIJacksonOFFICIAL]

Yup...

[@DimminyShitket]

*YOU'RE ALIVE*

[@heypassthecheesecake4413]

I LOVE YOU!❤️

[@suggestiveprincess]

Holy fishpastes it's a guy

[@whydoieven3305]

Oh hey

[@barackobama4100]

Yup

[@TheInunah]

We need a collab between Niel Cicierega and Chris Kogos.
It seriously needs to be a thing.

[@carethequitter5751]

Neil************

[@orubas]

*two Jean, red Jean blue Jean*

[@hekutokku]

Kyle Lee Yes please that would be the weirdest but best mashup ever

[@alovesupreme5015]

blue jean is a song

[@terrowincheeseman5228]

now i keep imagining the beat saying onejeantwojeanredjeanbluejean

[@YouCheekyMinx69]

My dog really liked this song for some reason

[@Prodawg]

You cheeky minx my dog feared this

[@yoak]

You cheeky minx your dog has a soul of the *HEEHEE* inside of body.

[@nedglitch6137]

MICHEAL JACKSON WAS REINCARNATED AS YOUR DOG

[@Ohlookitsdaisyy]

Hi. I’d just like to tell you that 3 years on this comment still pops into my head from time to time and makes me laugh out loud. Thank you

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

It's the same as the emotion that I get from Harrison Ford

[@themandownstairs4765]

Wow that reference you just made was smooth

[@YokaiDisorder]

It's been
It's been
it's been
it's been

[@user-wp9sd4ot8u]

This video has me bustin

[@rylanstradling8179]

I ain't afraid of no sleep, I ain't afraid of no bed.

[@100dead]

L e m m e t e l l y a s o m e t h i n ' .

[@youngelink4200]

Sleeping makes me feel good.

[@BrickarmsGunFreak]

On boy 1am

[@deadlyjedly7172]

This is Jeanius !

[@tankaliciousthomas325]

DeadlyJedly I'm simultaneously disappointed and happy.

[@jan_kest]

oh no, puns. My one weekness.

[@keelix1825]

It's been one week since I saw a pun this bad.

[@frierenlover72]

You're gonna hav a bad tom

[@bjm2437]

Woah

[@firobattle4010]

So I checked one week by barenaked ladies and this sounds SOOOOOO much more fitting, kinda weird ngl

[@crackpot316]

Shitposts at 1 am?
Dude hell yeah.

[@anonimato9128]

Putrid Kindred Main
I mean, fuck school am i right?

[@tojouproject]

1 year later, can confirm that sleep is still irrelevant in cases like these.

[@ZhenTech]

1:38 the best

[@tysonasaurus6392]

0:52 - 1:14 is my favorite

[@davidmontero367]

Why is this actually fire? 🤔

[@cicifuentes5685]

This both angers and entertains me and that makes this a solid 10/10

[@MrStone125]

I think we can all agree that Neil and you are best.

[@KeeganKeegan]

👖

[@genericfirstnamegenericlas6490]

I see what you did there.

[@FourOf92000]

That's two jeans

[@KeeganKeegan]

👖🍎

[@tankaliciousthomas325]

Fool,
👖👖

[@KeeganKeegan]

Tankalicious Thomas 🐻

[@whatshisname1088]

barenaked jackson

[@TF2Gaming101]

how did you get my search history?

[@DanXmas]

I’m so happy this exists

[@punkitt]

Yo, you definitely matched the Neil Cicirega style you were going for! This is an excellent mashup. Nice work Chris, keep it up.

[@wigglesandgrids]

It’s been, 1 week since I heard this song, get it out of my head, please... please

[@Begeru]

This is very Neil Cicierega and I love it.

[@jaxonh.6330]

JacobI--neil is great but Chris has created something amazing. Neil's channel is very reminiscent of the '90s and Chris is referencing mostly to current trends.

[@kinkykinkles]

I hope Chris eventually releases an album of tracks like this, similar to what Neil did. I can't get enough of this kind of music.

[@tukoijarrett9155]

Neil is a timeless treasure

[@JustinY.]

Is this a Rip or is this original?

[@hodlenbinglebutt1117]

It's high quality either way.

[@Boss10_WasTaken]

its inspired by Niel cicierega

[@Danman350]

tfw you're 10 years old and never saw the word "mashup" before

[@hdsporty609]

Danman350 Its a *J O K E*

[@hodlenbinglebutt1117]

Educate this child, please.

[@GuyTheRandom]

*_IIIT’S BEEN_*

[@sheik124]

Cesar S. Almost as good as the *_HARRISON FORD_* from Neil's Smooth

[@digitalunity]

This is the quality content I have consistently forgotten to subscribe for. About to fix that.

[@mrf824]

who upload a video at 1 in the morning???
Chris kogos: ¡Oh boi! 1 A.M....

[@thewolfin]

god

[@Tyrone_M]

Just.....
So good!

[@nookularbomb1941]

I really hope he found his fish.

[@Your2ndPlanB]

I have a history of losing my fish

[@katieharwood9935]

criminally underviewed

[@toasterstrooder8628]

Geico: "Why is it called a pair of jeans if there's only one of them?"
Chris: "Because I already called dibs on 'One Jean.'"

[@DJL3G3ND]

Had it on loop for about 5 runs at least
part of the song reminds me of all star

[@nexx2190]

Aaaaaay one week is the bomb

[@comradedog7144]

ah yes i love one jean by barenaked jackson

[@jackgoodwin125]

Its been one week since she call me billy Jean

[@sire3977]

Sounds fantastic

[@talldood2112]

This is really rad, actually.

[@hiltonherzog7072]

I still firmly believe this is the greatest thing you have ever made.

[@mericaman8877]

Am I the only one who thought it was a sideways face in the shape of a fish?

[@mikec2845]

no

[@AshArAis]

I can't see anything else

[@mericaman8877]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@PotatoFactoryFilms]

Is it not?

[@mericaman8877]

I guess it is a fish...

[@mrMuttish]

Neil Cicierega is always the best inspiration

[@denny-z5176]

i needed this tonight. thank you.

[@davidlancaster4330]

Neil Cicierega vibes im lovin it

[@JustinY.]

This sounds like something that would play as the end credits in JoJo

[@uniworkhorse]

Justin Y. Hello there fellow commenteer

[@re-sync3542]

Justin Y. It's a rip of Billie Jean and One Week

[@acaustic]

Fucking weeb

[@danielkafka5676]

Justin Y. Dweeb

[@unluckycatfish6866]

PART 5 ENDING CONFIRMED!

[@MC-zw5gf]

Chris is secretly Billy Jean

[@anonimato9128]

intresting, yes, hmmm
......yeah......yeah you're right...

[@alecboyce1998]

No, that’s Helen Slater actually

[@RQBtv]

This is some Neilcic level stuff.
(I just read the caption lmao, ya did good)

[@sleeves2604]

This is my favorite mash-up.

[@Whitepaw_42]

One of the best remixes of all time.

[@garrold7123]

idk what the original is, but it sounds like it, and I love it

[@MooonsterKiller]

billie jean is best sample for everything

[@nickl7734]

My new jam

[@bluedash24]

wtf this is bangin

[@gabethedeer5757]

this is fabulous

[@TitaniumSubscriber]

I smell Gorillaz with Billie Jean is coming, but I'm not sure

[@smiledogjgp]

One does not understand the average middle-aged Canadian man until they know the lyrics of "One Week" word for word.

[@tobennyandbeyond]

Thank you so much for making this.

[@MushroomMan64]

One jean, two jean, red jean, blue jean, *BILLY JEAN.*

[@jarrish2040]

Thank you SO MUCH.
This has brought back my ability to snap, after it disappeared for five years

[@sodapop2804]

Thanks Chris very cool

[@tysonasaurus6392]

This is way better than the original one week, I love this mashup
although I don’t want to compare the mashup to the original Billie Jean because comparing to perfection seems pointless

[@Xesh]

Cicereiga would be proud of this one

[@ngrayson]

This seems like it should be on mouth moods

[@hman8164]

what a jam

[@sasethemagicman6584]

I see, Chris and Neil share jeans

[@noti7510]

thanks, this is the best pun i've ever seen and its also terrible

[@flarpymcmaple496]

*Neil Cicierega vibes intensify*

[@xsilly9503]

Michael's new hit is great! What album is this on?

[@whitegorilla1368]

this is catch af

[@uberhardt1562]

My ears have been blessed.

[@DCNRS90YT]

One Jean: The videogame - Maint theme

[@simtel01]

THAT'S A MASTERPIECE

[@anthonytorres757]

This is actually great.

[@66DoodleGal]

This is pretty good

[@ShadX777]

that's beautiful.

[@saltyseaurchins888]

Do something with Take On Me please cause it tastes good

[@moose6985]

You know how they send transmissions from Earth into space for aliens to find? Send this song. They will come.

[@somewhatsarcasticsticker2077]

AMAZING
PURE AMAZING

[@joeskull1034]

Can't say that I thought this would be good. But once again Chris has proved me wrong.

[@jaredlopez1047]

Dude... this is fuckn rad

[@snowdjagha]

Cicierga the legend!

[@user-tp2zy6nc5j]

A Fucking Masterpiece

[@MrDjWalnut]

I have a history of taking off my jeans

[@Xagon55]

one jean, ahead of the hitmen

[@raymontdabizach]

I have absolutely no idea how I got here......and it's better that way!

[@SkorMedia]

I love this one even more than September Star. You have a talented ear, friend

[@insertrandomnamehere]

Quality content 👌

[@superbryan50mmm]

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

[@CristianValdesSekaiKirai]

Ayyyy best memes born at 1:00 a.m.

[@Lenshom]

This is actual art

[@TheRetnet]

Good one Siiva

[@overbosstarkanid8837]

MichaelJackson.exe has stopped working

[@bonzaijoePA]

Go to bed, Chris

[@benjil.3122]

The perfect mashup doesn't exi---

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

Oh! That happened. Lit

[@salamisumo2]

This is gonna blow up.

[@omegarider1337]

welp i never tought i would discover such a masterpiece at 2am

[@keelixxx3610]

yes

[@spacedwarfguy]

Play this at my funeral

[@a.randomguy950]

Okay but why does this sound so fuckin good?

[@AmyxMiaPlay]

Wow....N I C E

[@Danielpramos]

Yes.

[@jacksonmeginley9355]

I want to personally meet the person who disliked this, because i want to tell them how they are living their entire life wrong

[@gkpoo1773]

You basically did this Neil