Use These Photos to Stand Out On Dating Apps!
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2023
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I showed this video to my girlfriend and now she is single and looking for these guys.
Ludo é zika akajkajakaka
You somehow attracted the weirdest commenters possible with this one liner.
RIP in pieces
😄😁😆🤣😂🤣 funniest post ever.
Rip
Dax's "no no" and "to climate change" killed me
Dax killed me. Meme celebs can get away with anything
The "Fuck You" literally made me laugh for a good minute straight, I have no idea why but there's something about a big "Fuck You" that gets me smiling and laughing.
"to climate change" was the first time in a while a CZcams video makes me laugh out loud
The immediate break in response to the climate change line makes it even better, just a perfect moment.
@@alvin_row That really is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Is it just me or does a lot of "comedy" stuff these days mostly attempt to have the appearance of being comedy rather than actually being funny?
Love when you leave in an outtake. Love even more when the video basically devolves into only outtakes.
I love it so much lmao
ermmm technically it's not an outtake if it's left in.... Errmmm
@@Wagon_Lordboo
You're the only creator I've seen so this but it works for me.
@@Wagon_Lordhumour is hard for you, isn't it
I love how Joel is wearing the exact same outfit on all his photos AND in the actual video. Ties it all together
it's a very useful choice, reminds me that I'm still watching the same video
He's passionate about continuity.
Not exactly, in one photo he is not wearing shoes.
On the one hand, you might think it was just easier not to have to change outfits while making the video, but on the other, wait why am I holding a hot dog in my other hand?
It's like poetry
"To climate change" I'M FUCKING DEAD 😂
I'm just so flustered with a plethora of ideas for my Hinge photos now. Thank you, Joel.
I know this is a joke, but I might still be inspired by these 🫡
this will be unhinged
This feels like it no one knew what photos the other chose and I love it.
100% 😂
I think thats what actually happened too
IKR I was literally checking the comments to see if anyone else said this. It feels like one of them just has the idea to make a bunch of funny dating app photos and then after they made them they reconvened, came up with an intro, and then the rest was just their genuine reactions
It took me until "fuck you" to realize they were just riffing
OHHHHHH u wicked smaht
Dax’s delivery of “to climate change” floored me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dax is hilarious. This must have been fun to shoot
The climate change one ended me
Dax is the absolute best at acting awkward
@@jezebullsI think it comes from a place of truth, he is actually awkward. But he has weaponised it deliberately and it is hilarious.
I have a massive amount of respect for Dax.
It's a blessing to know Joel is at least 5 watermelons tall
Actually. The pictures did not show Joel's feet, so it is impossible to know how tall he really is. He may just have really long ankles.
I love that the watermelon is edited in so even if watermelons were good measuring tools, it wouldn't work in this case lol.
@@alvin_row🤓
@@alvin_row😂 lol good call, I totally missed that!
On average I like Joel's live action stuff WAY more than almost any of his animated stuff. It actually bums me out that his animated stuff performs so ridiculously better, but I seriously appreciate him not letting that skew the content. Thanks for being a bad businessman, Joel. I love you
Thanks for the sentiment! It’s much more fun being an artist than a businessman! Wish you the best❤️
I actually really enjoy his animated stuff because it revolves a lot more around nerd culture which I dig on a lot more. Also I don't have to look at Joel's stupid face. Like not in a hateful way or anything, but I hate his stupid f*cking face so bad. I just want to body slam his face every time I see it. It's just personal opinion and not in, like, a negative way or anything, but seeing Joel's face without animation is like looking at a picture of your father's butthole up close. Everything about it is disgusting and wrong and (it's a video and I have not met him in real life so I'm just guessing here) smells horrible. Like, just awful. Joel's face is like a bag of smelly buttholes that someone has tied into a slipknot and stuffed into a larger, even smellier butthole and then made that person eat a bunch of gas station deviled eggs so they farted, like, a bunch, like, waaaay too much on all of the bags of smelly buttholes. Again, great guy, but his face is like an egg fart butthole fractal.
Long story short, I like all of his stuff equally.
I also find myself enjoying the live action skits the most. Glad to see I'm not alone!
There's so much more he can do with the live action ones than the animated ones. I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks this.
@@mchanna06a lot of animated cant be done live without of lot of investing in costumes etc.
I like both. I mean he just has to keep on doing what he likes
dax saying “i find penis so funny” was immensely moving and powerful to me.
hard same
wait, let me rephrase that
Cumtown moment
I love how you steadily realise they're showing these pictures to each other for the first time as the video goes on :)
It feels to me like they made each other’s pictures and they are each experiencing their own for the first time.
@@timmiller1 Yeah I think you're right, he didn't seem to know what he was showing them with the last one at first :)
I love how the improv feels like a bunch of people trying to gaslight each other until they laugh their ass off. Then Joel hit me with his twisted imagination
Why is no one talking about the whole ass existential crisis Joel had over SpongeBob 💀
Because he remembered he was, in fact, actually there. Just a brain fart, no need to dwell on it.
I saw that but by the time I got to the end of the video I had blocked it out until you reminded me.
3:42 Dax is an absolute comedy genius, that was ridiculously funny. Would love to see a part 2 to this!
“To climate change” is so funny, Dax had a great delivery
The fuck you to climate change is definitely gonna be getting added to my dating profile. No way anyone could misinterpret that!
Joel doesn't need a stand out picture, he just has to say "you can be a side character in one of the skits... maybe"
im cum
watermelon✍ scale✍
They need an apple in that photo to provide scale for the watermelon
I mean, the watermelon scale is well known. It doesn’t require explanation!
Luckily they all grow the same size around the world
Shakespeare's plays are 90% dick puns and bawdy jokes, yet they are considered to be some of the greatest literature ever written.
What I'm saying is, this is an artistic masterpiece 👏 👏👏
"Shakespeare's plays are 90% dick puns and bawdy jokes" I'm not sure what the bookstore guy gave you, but that's nowhere near an accurate description
@@foljs5858the title, "Much Ado about Nothing," is a double entendre. At the time, "nothing" was slang for female genitalia
@@Gloomdrake That's a factoid that gets thrown around a lot, but it's actually a myth. A 1977 book made this claim without any evidence (and there's no mention otherwise of nothing meaning that at the time of S.). Even if it was, that's a comedy though. Hardly justifies that being the case for "90% of S's plays", or any of his serious ones.
“Nothing? Nothing! Nothing will cum of nothing” -King Leer
"Penis
🤣"
-William Shakespeare
I'm literally in tears rn
Not bc I'm laughing so hard but bc I needed to make myself cry for my Tinder pic
Did you make these photos separately and then show them to each other blind? The energy is so raw and pure
I thought that too
Would make sense haha
I LOVE YOU (just in case the love of my life is reading these comments I don’t want her to scroll by and not know that I love her)
Been married for forever but this was the impetus to make a hinge profile.
Dax is insane, his bits are so weirdly layered hahahah "make sure I say I love you to my ugly soulmate"
The self-satisfied “mere glimpse into my twisted imagination” got me 😂
I used these photos to stand out on dating apps - the girls keep asking why my photos alternate between one of three guys. Excellent conversation starter!
For me personally, I use bananas for scale. I find watermelons are too diverse in size to be reliable.
I like to use lady finger bananas, so I can appear to be a giant.
Dax is the funniest person in the world
How do you create this awkward atmosphere that is so unbelievably funny and keeps me at my does at all times? It's so good. I just can't describe it.
Watching them slowly breaking Kevin is actual gold
Joel is one of the CZcamsrs that gets a thumbs up before the vid starts.
He's one of the select few that I don't skip the ads for.
I now realize what I've been doing wrong with my dating app pics.
I've never seen banter between friends done better
The outtakes are gold. Please never stop leaving them in. Thank you
Had a friend show me some of his pictures and that's how I found the one reason he was still single.
I love how these sketches tend to break down as they go on and it gets harder to keep a straight face 🤣
These photos are definitely NOT photoshopped!!!
I’m so glad you’ve been doing this with Dax, he is made for this kind of content and definitely deserves the love you’re showing him! Keep it up Joel!
I like how Kevin losing it was part of the skit
This gotta be one of my favourite skits you guys have made. Hilarious!
i have a hunch that they all had free feign to photoshop whatever they wanted to for 30 minutes and this video is them unveiling the constructions to each other for the first time
Well, it looks like Joel did all of his profile work right before Dax asked about the photos they are rockin these days
"It makes me think of my penis and that always makes me laugh" is the best ad-lib ever.
This might be my favorite video from you, it's so fun seeing the mix of planned and candid come together - on another note, girls wont stop blowing up my phone, thanks for the advice guys!
Wow. Joel is now the Number One Trendsetter of "Leaving the outtakes in the movie." This will be a thing, and it WILL be taught in film college.
(Which is a slightly funnier way to say "film school.")
If Hollywood started doing this they would 100% script the "outtakes"
This reads like you had the idea for the video, but then genuinely all 3 of you didn't show each other your pictures until you were filming. Love how everyone starts just cracking up.
Watching him break character and laugh over and over again was cathartic. Another home run, Joel
kind of crazy because a cute girl asked me out once on a long-distance coach ride and I couldn't say yes because they put on You Me and Dupree as the movie on the coach ride and it lasted until the ride was over and I never saw her again I never had another date with a woman since ... so that movie has a lot of bad energy for me
2:15
as if i was Niles on Fraiser
"i love that for you" 😂
This is my new favorite Joel Haver masterpiece. This is definitely me when I'm with my buddies, showing each other the photos we're rocking with.
Dev really turned you into a maniac on dating apps huh
Hilarious! I also tried the AI portraits from kahma - pretty slick for free shots without a professional.
1:23 "And wha.. uh.. okay, cool, I like it" - that delivery was so good xD
The fact that they are all in different states of mental frailty makes me wonder if there are actually three people in the room, or just one declining person.
Dax is a world class actor
I'm usually with weird friends, so maybe I'll try out Me, You, and Depree
I like how Joel never changed shirts for his photos
Except the Crusty crab one
I swear breaking in skits makes them even funnier. You can imagine yourself doing this with your friends and reacting the same way. Breaking makes skits immersive and hilarious!
The mumbled "I love that for you" to the Niles shop killed me
I absolutely love Dax's mannerisms and the way Joel and him play off each other is phenomenal
Every photo of Joel, it looks like he doesn’t know what to do with his arms and it’s hilarious.
One of the best skits in a long while, love all the character breaks 😂
Dax's climate change joke was legendary 😂
The "no nooo" at 2:10 absolutely cracked me up. Perfect delivery.
Fun fact, if you cross your eyes at the Joel watermelon pic, you can get the Joels to align in a stereoscopic 3D image with two semitransparent watermelons floating beside a 3D Joel. Only true fans know about this secret hidden Easter egg.
The comedy of this skit came off as more odd than normal.
The skit has dialogue and comedy. Truly one of the Joel Haver Skits. I also liked the fact there was video and audio. Well done.
A world in which we were so self conscious we couldn't help but be brutally honest about our worst face including our weird strand of self-deprecating humor....
you know what I'd rather have that version of tinder / dating apps than whatever's going on over there right now.
For but a moment at the end, Joel was a doppelgänger for James May
When you realize the balloons are in the background of the room the whole time.
i cant get over how fucking good this video is
That last one actually makes me think about shitting myself, which always makes me laugh
I love how you guys basically went off script and we’re essentially just showing eachother funny photos 😂
Watermelon is like THE WORST thing for scale reference 😂😂
This is hilarious! Glad to see Dax, feel that dude has taken some unnecessary hate over the years for relatively nothing. Great video, very funny
I just realized I watched this in 0.75x speed from the last vid I watched, and holy cow it was painful
They put the 'hinge' in 'unhinged'
okay this was definitely just given to them not even knowing what the images were, so cool
This has to be the Joel Haver-est video of all time coming straight from bunko town!
I loved this. The Frasier one got me good.
Dax does so good at these skits
I love that this video was basically taking turns breaking kevin
Ok I’m using all these
Joel is hitting the psychedelics again huh?
Goddamn it Trent
Hell yeah playa. Right now I'm rockin' with a behind the scenes pic of me gettng my car cleaned out on an episode of horders.
I laughed so hard I almost spit out my coffee, thanks Joel and crew, you guys are amazing!
The watermelon for scale lmfao
I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE SMOOTHIE MAN HERE 🥺🥺🥺
I love that you left the “outakes” in!!
“This one is if I were Niles on Fraiser…”
“I love that for you.”
You cannot imagine how relatable that is. Glad I’m not the only one
i keep wondering how you all can keep straight faces, and that's why i LOVE that you include the breaking character, beautiful
Leaving the outtakes makes this 10000% better.
the “-2” siblings is so funny
I immediately knew the watermelon was for scale
Head to body ratio on the arrest pic is the most perfect example of the ideal human form. Bravo. No photoshop on this one boys!
"and... Yyeeahh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“hell yeah, playa” mclovin strikes again