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  • 1 DAY LEFT FOR MERCH: represent.com/flamingo
    THANKS PARADISE LIFE: www.roblox.com/games/48230916...
    Today I get a new custom admin command from paradise life, a Cleetus admin command where I
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  • @meshonax
    @meshonax Před 2 lety +4886

    roses are red
    cleetus may be wild
    but he'll walk a 100 miles
    just to consume a child

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it

    Fun fact: Albert was born on his birthday

    • @imoof7388
      @imoof7388 Před 3 lety +942

      *Fun fact* : All of us were born on our birthday
      *New information that* : EVERY LIVING THING WAS BORN ON THERE BIRTHDAY
      *Another New information* : Doctors
      Know when you are ready to born
      Wait what. Ready to born wait the script who who HAVE DONE THIS TO MY SCRIPT
      NOOOOOOO now I... I am a actor on everybody's eye...

    • @rainboomaker4587
      @rainboomaker4587 Před 3 lety +439

      OMG YOU SMART HUMAN

    • @ZoeKeating439
      @ZoeKeating439 Před 3 lety +170

      I think we know but it’s a fact

    • @imoof7388
      @imoof7388 Před 3 lety +217

      Omg i never knew about that
      THANK YOU SO MUCH I forgot to say this.

    • @oofpurplepotatoesmc8589
      @oofpurplepotatoesmc8589 Před 3 lety +67

      Le epicly yeshp

  • @Are_you_serious1
    @Are_you_serious1 Před rokem +332

    I have figured out what Cleetus’s message is: “Old man’s truck, in the farmer’s field”
    Edit: I forgot this comment existed and I am surprised at how many it got (this is my most liked comment)

  • @msanagram
    @msanagram Před rokem +18

    4:48 is it just me or did that look epic the way he launched into the sky?

  • @athreus99
    @athreus99 Před rokem +310

    0:47 the pure joy in Albert's face as he listens to Cleetus

    • @crystalian965
      @crystalian965 Před rokem +12

      there are MANY faces better than that one, but yet It’s nice to see Albert happy.

    • @user-nm4ys4vl2w
      @user-nm4ys4vl2w Před 5 měsíci +2

      companion KC cool cool cool such cup 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Levvmichi
      @Levvmichi Před 2 měsíci +2

      I like seeing him happy cs he makes a lot of unal1v3 jokes

    • @adorabatyt1456
      @adorabatyt1456 Před 24 dny

      furry

    • @ZoroOeo
      @ZoroOeo Před 9 dny

      ​@@adorabatyt1456who

  • @klaus472
    @klaus472 Před 4 lety +7364

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    He turns the children into his snacc

  • @andrewjimenez3725
    @andrewjimenez3725 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Paradise life❌ Paradise death✅

  • @IL0veSpace172
    @IL0veSpace172 Před rokem +157

    him consuming children is the most inspiring thing ever😩😩

  • @AlinaFN
    @AlinaFN Před 4 lety +349

    Admin commands: returns
    Me: oh yeah it’s all coming together

    • @AlinaFN
      @AlinaFN Před 4 lety +9

      Christopher Farley stop self adverting ugh

    • @bruh-yo1vf
      @bruh-yo1vf Před 4 lety +4

      @@AlinaFN woaaahhhh self adverting

    • @yousaywhat3363
      @yousaywhat3363 Před 4 lety +1

      Me: something doesn't feel right

    • @voxelivity
      @voxelivity Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @mech3384
      @mech3384 Před 4 lety +1

      The Game: Oh no its all falling apart

  • @kaiwilliams922
    @kaiwilliams922 Před 3 lety +1221

    I love how Albert treats Cleetus like a completely different person

  • @kruxie
    @kruxie Před 3 měsíci +19

    “satan will be your father”

    • @Vantrya
      @Vantrya Před 28 dny

      "here go meet him! *Demonic laughter*"

  • @Sam.1.Am.
    @Sam.1.Am. Před 9 měsíci +15

    Cleetus is like alberts doppelgänger, a alternate version of him that constantly coexists with each other

  • @MrConfound1
    @MrConfound1 Před 3 lety +521

    At 4:48 I love how cleetus just sticks a perfect landing.

  • @x_juicy7746
    @x_juicy7746 Před 4 lety +275

    Me watching Albert's video: *Everything is normal*
    When my parents walk in: *Albert* 4:00

  • @tonynowisn4135
    @tonynowisn4135 Před rokem +20

    If you didn't already know, the reason the Cleetus Command is because he uses that avatar mostly in myth games.

  • @bananer343
    @bananer343 Před rokem +11

    I was sick one day, went home from school, laid in my bed, turned on flamingos older admin command videos, and felt safe.

    • @YourLocalL0ser
      @YourLocalL0ser Před 2 měsíci +1

      I feel safer watching flamingo videos in bed than at school

  • @epicemojiman4782
    @epicemojiman4782 Před 4 lety +310

    Hey. There’s a new myth game that’s called “A totally random place” it’s new, and supposedly there is a disturbing backstory to the staff. It only has about 2,250 visits.

    • @weezerfan467
      @weezerfan467 Před 4 lety +4

      Katsuki Bakugou it’s a myth game,
      you weren’t invited :)

    • @trxstwrrthy9683
      @trxstwrrthy9683 Před 4 lety +4

      FLAMGO HERE IS CONSITINT UPLOADS

    • @msflimflam6376
      @msflimflam6376 Před 4 lety +1

      @@weezerfan467 can't you still play it :^

    • @cuteredcow
      @cuteredcow Před 4 lety +1

      hi

    • @mmm-ei3yi
      @mmm-ei3yi Před 4 lety +1

      I’ll check it out and bring back updates on what’s going on.

  • @kathryn4777
    @kathryn4777 Před 4 lety +116

    SuTart: turns into the Sun
    Felipe: turns into a giant head and crushes the earth
    Cleetus: hippity hoppity demons are on your property

  • @Mimi-cr2bx
    @Mimi-cr2bx Před 11 měsíci +3

    I love watching this video all the time because I love seeing Alberts face every time and this is funny. :)

  • @celiadelgado4709
    @celiadelgado4709 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I've watched this so many times but it never gets old❤️

  • @Masonyanlee
    @Masonyanlee Před 4 lety +57

    5:21
    Someone: *makes their RP name as Demon*
    Cleetus: I’m the true demon.

    • @danielvoss3851
      @danielvoss3851 Před 4 lety +1

      Well if I remember it correctly it was something not human that kills cleetus's son. But idk that much, ( cleetus is hidding from the demon)

  • @zephyr2817
    @zephyr2817 Před 4 lety +212

    albert: "i wanna eat children pleasee"
    The FBI: I n t e r e s t i n g

  • @matthewparkinson4224
    @matthewparkinson4224 Před rokem +12

    Normal admin)hey your not allowed to do that
    Albert)čœṉśūmē

  • @Rory2daMax
    @Rory2daMax Před 11 měsíci +4

    “Deer…is what I assume he hunts.”
    “I SHOT MY SON, C-CLEETUS JUNI-“

    • @Grremllin
      @Grremllin Před 7 dny +1

      "CLEETUS I'M DIVORCING YA FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH A BANJO!!!! YOU EVEN ATE OUR SON JUNIOR!"

  • @kathrynvance3617
    @kathrynvance3617 Před 4 lety +1024

    Idea : Copy the island life map, and bring it far away from the spawn, then respawn someone, and when they respawn bring them to the fake map and watch as they slowly go insane.
    Shorter version : Make a copy of the Island life map, and isolate someone , then watch as they go insane.
    Credits : I couldn't find a comment like this, but if you made this idea too, please reply!

    • @madison5648
      @madison5648 Před 4 lety +11

      like

    • @shi_suii
      @shi_suii Před 4 lety +20

      this is kinda like my idea You jail a random family member in ur shop if somebody wants to buy it you control the person the is for sale taking over their life but if the parent wants them back they have to sword fight you if you lose you secretly control them taking over the life but if you win THE PARENTS ARE FOR SALE ALSO

    • @piercedwright814
      @piercedwright814 Před 4 lety +4

      Everyone like so he see

    • @crookie2831
      @crookie2831 Před 4 lety +4

      Jordan Cristal 😅😂😂😂😂

    • @custardcat8082
      @custardcat8082 Před 4 lety +3

      This crasy and funny

  • @jessicacarpenter4869
    @jessicacarpenter4869 Před 2 lety +112

    I love having a nice cup of tea, sitting in a peaceful room and watching albert harass the general public.

  • @DuldulaoMiguelJacob
    @DuldulaoMiguelJacob Před rokem +4

    3:55 Flamingo:the tractor. my mind:road roller from jojos bizarre adventure

  • @yoshie4242
    @yoshie4242 Před 5 měsíci

    Cleetus’s movements are so cartoony and I love ‘em. Really fitting!

  • @chipwhich
    @chipwhich Před 4 lety +621

    “This is perfect!, I can hit people with a banjo!”
    I love how *thats* the thing he’s happiest about

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich Před 4 lety +15

      I swear if you keep commenting that on my comments

    • @wafflemenulol6971
      @wafflemenulol6971 Před 4 lety +6

      How do you delete a spammer's comment

    • @kieran5099
      @kieran5099 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, no he was the happier about how he walked so shut up you pathetic noob

    • @0kaykait670
      @0kaykait670 Před 4 lety +3

      He's also happy about "The Myth".

    • @stevenssvelti9374
      @stevenssvelti9374 Před 4 lety +3

      E

  • @silverixen
    @silverixen Před 3 lety +292

    "Unlock your door" is probably something Cleetus would actually say

    • @Fall871
      @Fall871 Před rokem +3

      Yes true

    • @crazydoggo1614
      @crazydoggo1614 Před rokem +5

      Yeehaw where aree ur children I need breakfast says Cleetus the half Canabal half madman Farmer of hell

    • @hpdj12
      @hpdj12 Před rokem

      Same with “your child is going to die

    • @Cocogoober
      @Cocogoober Před rokem +2

      Bro i was the Jack needs a deep grave kid😂😂😂

    • @Norotox8
      @Norotox8 Před 10 měsíci

      @@AJ_OfficalYTa cowboy with a penguin body i dont understand and a farmer uniform

  • @supermanboy16065
    @supermanboy16065 Před 4 měsíci

    This is the first ever flamingo video i watched.
    Ahh the nostalgia

  • @fartuunmohamud22
    @fartuunmohamud22 Před rokem +1

    I love your videos keep up the awesome work 👏

  • @ZackronIsCool
    @ZackronIsCool Před 4 lety +46

    3:53 is definitely a JoJo Reference, nobody is gonna talk about that?

  • @ratatouillescheese7009
    @ratatouillescheese7009 Před 4 lety +354

    "Deer, what I'm assuming Cleetus hunts.."
    *CLEETUS HUNTS PIGEONS*

  • @SanwichKing
    @SanwichKing Před 6 měsíci +2

    5:21
    The way Cleetus just lays in the floor,
    (I think it's too make it so the hands don't go after cleetus if there was "lore")

  • @robertmcalister4934
    @robertmcalister4934 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how he just got into the chaos straight away this time

  • @ocean6543
    @ocean6543 Před 4 lety +76

    Pennywise: Eating children is my hobby
    Cleetus: Hold my banjo

  • @4MN3S144
    @4MN3S144 Před 4 lety +813

    Albert: “You cannot outrun my bullet”
    *All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run, outrun my gun*

    • @nathanmoellman3413
      @nathanmoellman3413 Před 4 lety +4

      Smuddy The Maine Coon I was thinking the same thing

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      @winglesswolf9867 Před 4 lety +119

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    • @house._.6634
      @house._.6634 Před 4 lety +13

      @@winglesswolf9867 Jesus, that deserves 1000 likes...!

    • @oiyanchui9418
      @oiyanchui9418 Před 4 lety

      That’s what I was thinking of too

    • @aimstercb9562
      @aimstercb9562 Před 4 lety

      Lol I was thinking the same thing XD

  • @hunterchristiansen4951
    @hunterchristiansen4951 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I actually noticed a small detail,that cleetus doesnt pass out,he ducks down,and lays down,so that the myth doesnt get him,and when the myth ends he does the hand wipe on head move,because hes still alive

  • @xenogoku5935
    @xenogoku5935 Před rokem

    Even after 2 years this still got me rollin

  • @broann4138
    @broann4138 Před 4 lety +61

    9:55 Albert: "Befriend Satan."
    Me: "So it is death you have chosen."

    • @plazxs
      @plazxs Před 4 lety +1

      Isn't satan the GOD of death?

    • @definitial
      @definitial Před 4 lety

      @Christopher Farley stop

    • @josukehigashikata9530
      @josukehigashikata9530 Před 4 lety +1

      Also you said it wrong. You say it like this "So you have chosen... DEATH"

    • @evamartinez416
      @evamartinez416 Před 4 lety

      Who gay

    • @pyaeta_
      @pyaeta_ Před rokem +1

      @@plazxs Anubis is the god of death😂

  • @NyanNegotiable
    @NyanNegotiable Před 4 lety +214

    “She used to be alive but now she’s not”
    Yes Albert that’s how death works

  • @SuperMarioBr0s
    @SuperMarioBr0s Před rokem

    i love flamingos vids it also makes me laugh lol hes my fav yt if i cant sleep i watch his vids to make me laugh lol

  • @zonica21
    @zonica21 Před 11 měsíci

    I love how Albert just smiled when he summoned cleetus for the first time

  • @aliencat5345
    @aliencat5345 Před 3 lety +293

    Child: gets shot 3 times and then dies
    Flamingo: this gun is overkill

  • @starfall582
    @starfall582 Před 3 lety +220

    Imagine being alberts child:
    Albert: Come here, lemme consume you child

  • @chuutruther
    @chuutruther Před rokem

    Legit one of my favorite videos of all time

  • @kyafu2
    @kyafu2 Před rokem +1

    7:31 “YES MORE DEATH” love people like that

  • @mito6569
    @mito6569 Před 4 lety +472

    Albert: * hears creepy coughing and screaming *
    Also Albert: *oh that's just billies new track*

  • @justadam6309
    @justadam6309 Před 4 lety +41

    3:53 every person who has finished jojo stardust crusaders: ThaT iS A RefeReNce tO JojO

    • @McdonaldsMuncherz
      @McdonaldsMuncherz Před 4 lety +2

      Lol

    • @andre8566
      @andre8566 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes yes yes yes
      YES

    • @m.564
      @m.564 Před 4 lety +1

      Christopher Farley bro you need to make ACTUAL content in order to gain subs and views maybe to watch a tutorial and go to hell.

    • @pico0o0o_
      @pico0o0o_ Před 4 lety

      ROADA ROLLA DAAAA!!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @pico0o0o_
      @pico0o0o_ Před 4 lety

      @@m.564 fr

  • @rydersimkins7941
    @rydersimkins7941 Před 8 měsíci +4

    roses are red vilets are blue i wish a happy day for all off you

  • @sandrrOnYT
    @sandrrOnYT Před měsícem +1

    I love you flamingo for giving me humor

  • @Levi-rn4cq
    @Levi-rn4cq Před 4 lety +132

    "You can not out run my bullet"
    *Pumped up kicks starts playing*

  • @TragicJade
    @TragicJade Před 3 lety +343

    6:19 plot twist: those are all the souls of the children he ate. Edit: thanks for all the likes! Never thought i'd get this much on a small comment-

  • @chadcooper3779
    @chadcooper3779 Před rokem +32

    Fun fact: every second your not running I’m only getting closer!

  • @ShelionYT
    @ShelionYT Před 10 měsíci

    Thank u flimflam u never fail t o make me laugh❤

  • @Arbitrary-Arts
    @Arbitrary-Arts Před 4 lety +165

    Flamingo: “The tractor...”
    Cleetus: “ROAD O ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAA”

  • @grandmasteryoda6312
    @grandmasteryoda6312 Před 4 lety +213

    Everybody: chilling
    Someone in the chat: /open utg
    Everybody: why do i hear boss music

  • @idktoputhere2378
    @idktoputhere2378 Před 8 měsíci +4

    7:40 A much more cruel or gruesome way of saying it would probably be: "The more you let it bleed the more it will hurt till you see nothing but you're own blood. You will die a slow painful death as I let you bleed & slowly cut you apart till you cannot scream from your own blood flooding your throat.

  • @PickelhaubeCat
    @PickelhaubeCat Před rokem +1

    albert: sees cleetus
    also albert: starts going on a roasting rampage

  • @myday6292
    @myday6292 Před 4 lety +178

    Albert: What happened to Billie Eilish?
    Me: **flashbacks to albert with his sister blue wig and bleeding nose**

  • @pan6991
    @pan6991 Před 3 lety +393

    albert: "I think this gun is a bit overkill for deer"
    but cleetus is "teaching you how to hunt pigeons"

  • @What_an_idiotZz
    @What_an_idiotZz Před 9 měsíci +2

    I luv how many times Albert has committed slander

  • @csxo1
    @csxo1 Před rokem

    flamingo is just absol,utely absurd and I love it

  • @thatguyonyoutube5723
    @thatguyonyoutube5723 Před 4 lety +122

    When Cleetus uses "The Myth" he lays down either because he's bowing to the demon thing or cowering in fear

  • @chloeqnzxyz2704
    @chloeqnzxyz2704 Před 4 lety +123

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    not even cleetus:
    albert: she used to be alive, but now shes not.

  • @13deadbugs
    @13deadbugs Před 4 měsíci

    yknow, i think i know how the myth relates to cleetus, it references all the creepy myth videos, which cleetus is usually in

  • @bacon_is_great167
    @bacon_is_great167 Před rokem +2

    i enjoy the old videos more than the new ones

  • @masters_disaster4055
    @masters_disaster4055 Před 4 lety +33

    3:53 ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!
    *This is for all u jojo fans or for epic memers*.

  • @Hyperz_Hype
    @Hyperz_Hype Před 4 lety +120

    Albert: “put the camera on Adam”
    Paige: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @Monalisa003
    @Monalisa003 Před rokem +1

    oh thank you for the name i was looking for it

  • @Morana_Peter.
    @Morana_Peter. Před 9 měsíci +2

    im proud that i am a albert fan for 3 years.

  • @internalscreaming7566
    @internalscreaming7566 Před 4 lety +248

    “She has been reduced to Adam!”
    **cut to Adam in a hot wig**

  • @mxgicys
    @mxgicys Před 4 lety +240

    child: help me
    albert: I’ll help you
    *eats as a snack*

  • @Mynameistotallynotabadwordhehe
    @Mynameistotallynotabadwordhehe Před 2 měsíci +2

    It ain’t “Paradise Life” anymore, it’s “Dystopia Demise”.

  • @Jinx_blazzer
    @Jinx_blazzer Před 10 měsíci

    XD i was eating while watching this and i also laughing too( i almost choked)

  • @viintageviibe9152
    @viintageviibe9152 Před 4 lety +69

    ~Quote of the year~
    Albert: “Ye Haw Brothers”

  • @holyquran5794
    @holyquran5794 Před 4 lety +46

    Nobody:
    Flamingo: making everyone’s Quarantine better

  • @louieturner6934
    @louieturner6934 Před rokem +1

    Your work on these vids make history 🧐

  • @IMewSoShutUp
    @IMewSoShutUp Před rokem +1

    LOL I LOVE UR VIDEOS SOOO MUCHHHH!

  • @duke2046
    @duke2046 Před 4 lety +68

    Albert: Is this a gun? *X - Hunting*
    Also Albert: YOUR NEXT *Pumped Up Kicks Starts Playing Slowly*

  • @grandmasteryoda1586
    @grandmasteryoda1586 Před 4 lety +182

    Idea: be a real estate seller and sell a house to someone and tell them it’s haunted then pretend to be a ghost and move stuff with btools, maybe appear for like 2 seconds in front of them and then go invisible
    like so Albert sees

  • @randomguy8999
    @randomguy8999 Před rokem

    I love u flamingo ur so funny and my favourite ytuber

  • @shaynstubbs2203
    @shaynstubbs2203 Před 25 dny +1

    I just imagine Albert talking in Cleetus’s voice the whole video

  • @jinglebelirock5043
    @jinglebelirock5043 Před 4 lety +186

    Cleetus: Satan will be your parents
    jack, needs parents: *O h n o*

  • @agecko980
    @agecko980 Před 4 lety +285

    Albert: *screams*
    Subtitles: [music]

  • @justaguy769
    @justaguy769 Před rokem

    the admin commands are my fav vidoes from flamingo change my mind

  • @dorenearditi1576
    @dorenearditi1576 Před rokem +1

    It’s funny how Albert says “where’s the children I want to eat the children” so normally

  • @waterized_bottle
    @waterized_bottle Před 4 lety +123

    Someone: Wanna date?
    Albert: So you have chosen... Death.

  • @plump_baby8308
    @plump_baby8308 Před 4 lety +172

    Albert: “Where’s the children, I want to consume children”
    Me: *Looks at my mom to see if she heard it like 0-0*
    My mom: *O.o*

    • @abusepig5606
      @abusepig5606 Před 4 lety +3

      Queen_Bee imagine not being a flamingo OG

    • @mysticmelodic
      @mysticmelodic Před 4 lety +1

      @Martin Clay *since

    • @matthewdavis6242
      @matthewdavis6242 Před 4 lety +1

      May Flowers we don't really need grammar correction- but whatever you feel comfortable with, go ahead.

    • @bloodstep4074
      @bloodstep4074 Před 4 lety +2

      @@abusepig5606 hola me adoptas

    • @KafkaOguroNo1fan
      @KafkaOguroNo1fan Před 4 lety +1

      Lucky me my parents don't really speak English, my dad does a bit, my mom don't :>

  • @saulgoodmanbird
    @saulgoodmanbird Před rokem

    u cant deny cleetus music actually hits

  • @victoria8745
    @victoria8745 Před rokem

    I love your admin videos

  • @sergeantfire8268
    @sergeantfire8268 Před 4 lety +263

    If you guys were confused, the move “The Tractor” is a JoJo reference. DIO’s road roller band Cleetus’ tractor. Thanks for your time.

  • @rollinponeles4880
    @rollinponeles4880 Před 4 lety +62

    Me:sees that Albert used tractor*
    Also me: this reminds me of Dio vs Jojo

  • @EcIipse_GT
    @EcIipse_GT Před rokem +4

    When he said funnyfungusmonkey it got me dying

  • @hearts4pookie11
    @hearts4pookie11 Před rokem +1

    “He is literally defecting on your floor” had me dying 😂😂

  • @sarah4nn3
    @sarah4nn3 Před 4 lety +353

    Online daters: **exists**
    Albert: *ping pong, you wont live for long*

  • @axl2484
    @axl2484 Před 4 lety +236

    “YOU CAN NOT OUTRUN MY BULLET
    Role-players: **DODGES**

  • @rosemarywaltensmissingpost8349

    the one who wouldn’t die was the final guy of this horror movie

  • @Mr_Banana1233
    @Mr_Banana1233 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Cool video Albert!