Sheldon On Teaching Women, And then uses Google
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- čas přidán 6. 03. 2013
- leonard has to promote science to women and girls and sheldon and howard have to help... and then sheldon uses google in a very funny way
from season 6 episode 18 The Contractual Obligation Implementation
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"How do I get 12 year old girls excited" HAHAHAHAH adding that one to my Sheldon Cooper's best lines list
Anon Person That was funny lol
Taylor Halders You have a list? #Notjudging
You had to type it out anyway, didn't you?
Sheldon, why don’t you take a seat over there?
"i am not crazy, my mother had me tested."
"If i was wrong, don't you think i'd know it?"
“I’m not saying people can’t use tools...”
Goddamn Sheldon...that was brutal 😂😂😂
Savage!!! 👊😂
No need to use the Lord's name in vein
@@DonSantosVII Exactly.
@@DonSantosVIIthere's only one lord. Lord Voldemort.
I love the quote "Some people are otters, some people are rocks".
+dave mcc Me to :)
dave mcc What does that mean exactly? Aren't otters just there? Like they don't do much out of the ordinary.
Lori Wolfcat it's two jokes coming together. Earlier Sheldon said Leonard was a tool because he drove him around and said "even an otter will grab a rock when he wants a clam" he is basically calling Leonard a tool again
dave mcc I’m a rock
@@LoriWolfcat some people are leaders, others are followers
If he hit 'Enter', he would be on the FBI watch list.
Have you seen Sheldon's past behavior? He's already on them.
FerretJohn Yes but only because he was trying to make weapons to stop the kids from picking on him
***** and the nuclear reactor
He doesn't need to press Enter, auto completion did the work :)
FreeWalk458 ew that should not be on auto complete!
i like when sheldon is actually serious and smart. Like no jokes or insulting people just him using his brain logically =)
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But you are truly a genius when you have both e.q and i.q .Sheldon has I Q but he lacks EQ .Leonard is real smart.
@@fasterslower6778 lol no, Sheldon is crippled socially but Leonard is below average across the board.
@@xandercorp6175 '' Leonard is below average across the board.'' Hahah, sure sure buddy.
Sheldon's quote is so true. You can't convince women to get into the sciences once they're already in Universit. You need to target them in like middle school while they're still young enough to get super interested.
Well the goal of the university was to fill a quota, not to promote sciences.
The question is, why do you have to convince them in the first place?
@@jruss9851 I don't know about the sciences, but the WHO found that female leaders were more likely to invest in their communities. Perhaps women in science would lead to more human centric investments?
@@ranimeRAT Hell if i know. Truth of existence is that everyone is pulled towards something and at least one of those things must be productive. Dont know if there is reason to encourage women into science. They are doing remarkably well in medicine so the time when they believed they cant do difficult brain work is clearly over. Thus they will go into science if they want to. Seems like a good spot in the movement to be. More cooks could only overcook this situation in my opinion.
But they won't. Women are not into science as males are.
this show might get more kids interested in physics, engineering not so much.
LOL Sheldon cooper, a fictional character, has ruined that engineering business.
My father is an engenieer and when Sheldon makes fun of him we all look at dad like "what are you going to do now?" LOL
+L.S. Moto Two things, broski. One, Howard contributed too. He has too many gross moments. And two, fictional characters inspire and discourage all sorts of things. DBZ, twilight, religion, you name it.
joshua Paul
agreed.
+L.S. Moto Nah, is just that Howard is too stupid for an engineer. Every time Sheldon cracks a joke about him being an engineer, he should point out that virtually everything Sheldon uses to make his life easier has been thought out and built by an engineer. He should challenge Sheldon to live a single day without using anything built by an engineer, see how far that would get him.
The script for this scene was well written. Sheldon took that 5 seconds to think of one idea, he owned it, in the most disinterested way possible.
SHELDON: "How do I get 12 year old girls excited"
LEONARD & HOWARD: "NO!!!"
SHELDON: " :O why?"
ME: "You'll understand when your older..."
So hilarious but I love Sheldon being so innocent :D
OMG it's as if we watched the SAME VIDEO!!! COOL!!!
***** Not that i disagree with you here but why do people feel the need to correct a complete strangers grammar mistakes on a video comment section???
lazyboy410 Preserving the language is vital as we move into the future and less people speak it properly. If you can't spell "you're" correctly online, chances are you can't spell it properly in real life either.
14Schofield It's the internet, who honestly cares, Languages evolve all the time, I spell honour, Americans spell honor, doesn't mean it's wrong, And yes your and you're is, but as long as you understand, who gives a rats ass.
I wonder how many people have now googled "How do I get 12 year old girls excited"
I wonder how many times Sheldon has had the boys in trouble for searches like this.
+binaway sheldon may be book smart, but street smart he is dumb as a wet rag
+McZidanne
Thank you for your tips :^)
NSIEGS94 does that even exist ? Like you get arrested for searching this ?
binaway I did it
Sheldon’s clueless look to their response of his google search is what makes Sheldon more cute.☺️
Sheldon may be book smart, but he is penny level when it comes to street smarts
“Sir. We have one putting it in the search bar.”
“Wait till he hits search. Then we go in!”
Man, then they could guest star Chris Hansen
dave latumbo And how old were these girls that you were going to talk to?
That little smile Howard has on his face after screaming no to Sheldon like he is trying his best not to laugh 😂
I think that was Simon, not Howard.
And hit the cancel button or alt home/del😅
The fact that Howard asks before hand what he is searching with both a bit of mockery and a slight ounce of genuine concern shows how well he knows Sheldon, which is the cherry on top of the cake.
He's too innocent
You meant idiotic.
@@AlexSeverinski No, he was being innocent here. Because he has no dirty thoughts. Don't confuse innocence with stupidity.
@@MicukoFelton "Don't confuse innocence with stupidity."
Why not? The writers did.
@@MicukoFelton well put.
Hi, Bender!
a black lady may have answered the space phone... but she was also 4th in the chain of command
Hehe, chain...
Wait, wtf brain ._.
Plus she rewired the communications during one episode, helped Scotty re calibrate the impulse drive in another led search parties and away missions and was able to work out a way to defeat a cloaking device.
Later on a big hulking Klingon, a wise cracking Trill and a Ferengi answered the Space Phone. Janeway being a woman didn't need someone else to answer it for her s would do it herself.
Not really, look at the episodes again, whenever Kirk went down on away missions with the rest of the senior staff he would leave ensigns in charge rather than Uhura
+FerretJohn he would give them the con when he left the bridge but if something were to wipe out Spock and Sulu, Uhuru would be Captain... though Scotty is considered next in line after Spock he is down in engineering not on the bridge.
Wow, it feels like ive just read a conversation between lenard, sheldon, howard and raj 👍👍👍
the funny part is that with the personality of the human torch he would heat up that frozen burrito.
+Odss V would he have enough control not to burn the thing?
Gouinthymi I think that his "normal" heat would be enough. And if he can light a fire in his finger like a lighter he have enough control :P
Odss na the burn he gave Howard
Amazing. You guys actually sound like the geeks on this show with your Human Torch conversation. I could see Sheldon, Lenard, Howard and Raj engaging in this same exchange sitting at the college cafeteria.
Alternate title "Sheldon gets on a list"
Michael Price, I’m guessing this is some kind of list made by the FBI
Sheldon almost gets on a list
He was already on a list for trying to acquire plutonium.
3:53 i love Howard's little run over to sheldon😆
Sheldon got lucky that Howard asked him "what exactly are u looking up?". and the NO in unison and poor Sheldon's confused face! Superb script!
when he typing "How do I get 12 year old girls excited" i nearly passed out cause i just couldnt stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
“How do I get 12 yr old girls excited” I SCREAMED NOOOOO TOGETHER WITH HOWARD AND LEONARD 😂😂
lol bless him poor sheldon for a smart guy sometimes hes bloody clueless lol
stephanie bee Low EQ
@Shallex EQ= Emotional Quotient 😂😂 not related to auditory
Cheshire Cat
You have a cat?
Not clueless but naive
yeah einstien couldnt tie his shoes so geniuses often lack simple things like that
You could see Howard (Simon Helberg) almost breaking character by laughing after shouting NO when stopping Sheldon from looking up his search on Google.
saiyamanGXT He is not imo. What Sheldon said was indeed funny and something that would make me smile even when saying no to him. Howard is a comic relief character as well so why not anyway?
exactly, there's a reason why he asked, the path was familiar to him (Howard)
Howard: I got whine.
Sheldon: I got the B word.
I am wondering what is the '' B'' word? Pls respond
*bitch
@@gangsta_1022 really dude just google it man
Lol, I read that as it was said!
@@gangsta_1022 beer
this entire scene is an example of how brilliant the writing in this show was
Anyone recognizes that in one episode, sheldon understands every single sexual hint when in the next episode, he again is completely anti-sarcasm and non-sexual?
Veryde is Howard who was talking so he could assume it would be sexual, the idea did not came from him so it is a possibility of why he was clueless.
Except when he proceeds to Google how to get 12 year old girls excited 😂😂😂
Yes, because those sexual hints were very overt, and understanding such hints doesn’t equate to understanding sarcasm.
I love it how Sheldon is indifferent then when he tries he says something brilliant. reminds me of my aspie son. he'll sit there on his video game and you think he's totally zoned out, then he'll say something that indicates he was paying attention all along.
NIC FEL Hi! I'm just curious, what does apsie mean?
Aspie**
I know, right? A friend of mine I met the one time Evanescence (the band I lead) decided to do a Huntsville, AL concert tried my Switch, and he was playing Doom 2016 and still hanging on every word of the conversation! Even moreso when (I kid you not) I decided to test him by suddenly switching to fluent Klingon (I may be in a successful goth rock band, but that doesn't stop me from being a nerd 🤓 myself).
@@amylee9092 lol are you trying to convince us you were in evanescence or yourself
@@amylee9092 lol Amy who are you trying to kid??? GTFO lmao
The innocent look on Sheldon’s face..😂
The smirk on his face when he asked "What exactly are you looking up?" he could barely keep a straight face you got to respect the will power the force was strong in that one!
3:50 omg I love how sheldon is so innocent, he's just too pure.
The way they ran to stop him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"She has got mammary glands that can nurse a family of 30 and have enough milk left to open a Baskin Robbins" ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
this is one of the funniest scenes this season... Sheldon googling how to get 12 year old girls excited and Howard and Leonard screaming Noooo! FTW.
Why didn’t they have Amy and Bernadette help the guys to help girls get interested in science.
They did!! Didn't u watch the show
Well firstly, at the time, Amy and Bernadette were working at separate companies/universities though Amy would later move the university. Second, they never tried to examine the nuance of speaking to boys and girls differently. In all honesty, their attempts probably would have failed no matter what if they had used a gender neutral class but it would have been better to not wait till the end of the episode to consult their two female scientist friends.
that was the flaw in their plan, which they realized later on in the episode
@@henrypeters5291 It would also fail because men and women have different interests, which many studies have proven. Even when they do go into science, they usually go into the "soft sciences" (like Amy and Bernie). The hard sciences like Engineering and physics are dominated by men, even with the rise of programs literally designed to get more women in them. Dr. Jordan Peterson recently referenced a massive study in Scandinavia (where apparently the society is the most "gender egalitarian"). The women actually ended up going into women dominated careers even more, as did the men into male dominated careers. For example, the ratio of men to women engineers was even higher, as was the ratio of women to men nurses. This showed that it's more about interest than "discrimination". Interestingly, in societies where women are more discriminated against- like in the middle east- women tend to go into the STEM careers at an astounding rate, as a way out of those societies. My physics professor who was a female from Turkey told us about this on day 1. As it turns out, when left to their own devices, men and women are more likely to pursue careers based on interest, rather than necessity. James D'Amore also talked about this a few years ago, and unfortunately it got him fired...
They were going to Disneyland at that time. But still they made it thru phonecall.
Sheldon Cooper : " How do I get twelve year-old girls excited..??"
Howard & Leonard : "NO!!!" 😆😅😂
I really wanted to see Sheldon's reactions while seeing google results.
IndianTelephone But if he hit Enter the FBI will knock on his door.
@@ashwath5733 And I wanted to see that too...
I’m curious if you do search it up will it be a automatic blacklist,would actual pedophilia show up, or will helpful tips about how to get younger children to be more excited about something pop up but I’m too scared to find out
@@firstname3359 Google wouldn't have provided any sort of pedophilia. Only on the dark web would he have accessed anything along those lines.
I wanna see Sheldon smoke some WEED
He’s a genius but so childlike with his innocence hahahaha
HAHAHA. "How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" and he does not even know what that means when he says it 😂
Because unlike science just when it comes to actual common sense he's the exact opposite he's plain stupid
I don’t understand why did they say no
Meatloaf49 Wow, you're just as innocent as Sheldon
Meatloaf49 oh boy FBI is going to be knocking on your door soon. 😂🤣
@@itsSimon13 Google
Ever just have a supernatural feeling that a comments section of a video isn't worth reading? I'm getting that feeling right this moment.
+ameristar on youtube, no comment section is worth reading.
+patrick watkins The few that are you scroll down only to find that the section has been disabled.
+patrick watkins I like to believe.
m.
ameristar
"I'm not saying people can't use tools" 😂😂
Howard broke his character for seconds while reacting because the statement was so funny to pass by
Sheldon: “How do I get 12 year old girls excited?”
Me: Sheldon!!! Haha~
dumb
PANZERFAUST90 Your opinion
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*
Sheldon: How to get 12 year old girls excited
Howard & Leonard: NOOOO
Sheldon: for science [ENTER]
Hlooooo
Trapped people 😂
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
*FBI OPEN UP*
LOL! You silly!
you were a tool I was using to make my point .
Logic Guy 2
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?" Wtf? HAHAHA!!
I’m shocked at how Sheldon is okay with the number of unsolved Rubik’s cubes around the house
Maybe it is his dirty little secret. He doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's cube.
3:48.
If it didn’t occur to Howard to ask that question, Sheldon would’ve gone to jail.
"a black lady still answered the space phone" lmaoo
"Some people are otters, some people are rocks"
Well, in this case Sheldon is the rock. Leonard was using him for information.
And he proved to be a sharper rock than Leonard
LOL Simon broke character at the end. Couldn't stop laughing.
"No, you are a tool I was using to make my point"
Sheldon called two of his friends a tool. All he needs to do is call Raj a tool, and he's got a full belt.
"Howard's disturbing recollections aside..." 😏
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?"
I was asking myself the same question decades ago.
“No!”
This scene is one of the most hilarious in tbbt!😄😂🤣
"Enough milk left over to open a Baskin Robbins" haha
I love how they're play SCV in this episode
Hey, mother, warrior-princess, franchise owner, I hear glass ceilings shattering all over town.
Sheldon's face when he said, "Howard's disturbing recollections aside..."
Michael scott : 'little kid lover', that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
They are playing Soulcalibur!
EDIT: I noticed it form the tune... Then they show Ivy. Lol.
Don't type edit when we can see you wrote the whole comment in one go mate😂😂😂
@@jdd109 lmaoooo
2:58 this scene is one of the best "sheldon is smartest of all of them" scenes in the whole series, damn, almost like me in my social group.
Howard smiled when Sheldon tries to google it 3:55 😅😂🤣
Even Howard couldn't contain his laughter at the end lol
“How do I get 12 year old girls excited”
LOL 😂
Some people are otter some people are rocks
Sheldon otter leonard rock
sheldon accomplished more in 5 seconds then leonard did in an entire night.
That last bit sent me laughing.
" I am not saying people can't use tools" .😂🤣
Legendary Cooper!!
Classic Sheldon🤣
"I’m not saying people can‘t use tools.“
Ho man...
i love how Howard runs to Sheldon which could possibly be due to the fact that he has searched up bizarre things before
the end had me dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Sheldon's complete innocence... ROFLMFAO! The way I did it was to a 6 yr old on her birthday! I gifted her her 1st Microscope & Telescope, & she fell in Love with Science & Math. I made her realize that there was a World Below us, & a World above us. Today, in the year 2020, October, @ the tender age of 29, she's now an ER Physician. Yes, She Drinks, she smokes, she swears, she's gotten into fights; defending herself!, & arrested 4X while in college; just college stuff, like jumping the fence to go swimming @ the University Pool w/her friends on a Full Moon Night. I'm so proud of my DAUGHTER!!! SHe's so proud of her FBI File!
"Some people are Otters, some people are Rocks."Great Sheldon quote.
Yeah, coming from a guy who was about to end up on the Perverted Justice watchlist with that google search.
love a daily sheldon moment, makes me smile.
This show is the science and geek/gamer culture equivalent of Dances with Wolves.
"How do I get 12 yrs old girls excited?"
Nooooooooooooo
"Some people are Otters, Some people are rocks". Lol 😅
Blacklisted by FBI and NSA
NASA?
I'm sure Sheldon has been on every government list at some point.
@@IvanPlayStation4LiFe NSA-National Security Agency
@@FirstLast-kb7kn pretty sure the FBI still tracks him since the time he tried making a nuclear reactor at home
He actually took 5 second 🤣🤣
Poor Sheldon to smart for his own good lmao 😂
The end bit was so damn funny 😂
SHELDON: "HOW DO I GET 12 YEAR GIRLS EXCITED?"
LEONARD AND HOWARD: "NOOOOOOO"
SHELDON: *WHY?*
LEONARD AND HOWARD: "TURN ON THE VPN AND USE TOR BROWSER FIRST."
Kshitiz Acharya exactl...wait what?!
Bruh.
@@johnhernandez6554 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I checked. its just a reddit post!
@@johnhernandez6554 yeah, tor browser is a browser for that kinda stuff
You didn’t let him finish. Excited, about science
0:41 Leonard just got Toolzoned..XD
2:28 Game: Soul Calibur
2:30 Major props to Sheldon! Speaking the truth on the glory of randomly generated fighting game characters.
Sheldon finally said something good: *People should take care of themselves.*
What you are saying is they should make superhuman efforts to counteract massive structural inequality. Wouldn't it make more sense for society to deal with the massive structural inequality?
@pierre persson Governments have made conscious efforts to reduce inequality and been succcessful. It just requires political will.
Khan Skywalker yeah the thing is, it’s not as easy for everyone as it is for you. Some things still need to change to make it so everyone has an equal chance to be successful in life.
@pierre persson Well said. Life is generally not fair. Genetics and political situations we are born in. But the best fight all odds and still prevail without bitching.
Feminists movements like what Leonard is trying to is why he will remain a cuckold forever. Advocating science? No one is putting a gun to these college broads to do Gender Studies. STEM subjects are always available. These girls *choose* not to take those. Dont blame society for their choices.
@@ultraviolet119 it wasn't easy for me too. But I accepted that life ain't fair and by the law of the jungle: Strongest survives. Weakest whines.
So Sheldon just wiggles the joy stick and the other guy just licks his lips and presses B repeatedly
I like how the parts of sheldon’s brain that don’t quite go to the top floor includes anything do to with inappropriate jokes.
Sheldon almost looking up that was the funniest moment on this show ever. LOL.
Would have loved to see Sheldon's reaction after he hit enter
Notice how Howard can't contain his laughter when Sheldon goes "How to get 12 year old girls excited".
Those last 30 seconds are some of my favorite ones of the show!
HELP ME I GOOGLED IT NOW THE COPS ARE HERE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME THE WIFI SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK I DON
rip
You probably did more than this to get that kind of treatment.Judging by your pfp ofc
@@abyssstrider2547 well judging by his pfp, he must have a shit ton of loli porn
"How do I get 12 year old girls excited?"
Answer: Play One Direction.
Sheldon just called Leonard a tool and Leonard just went with it.
Thank you for the subtitles.
I would like to see Sheldon putting away his phone saying "I'm too smart for this shit"
I love how in the span of 20 seconds, we get to see the 3 types of online stereotypes shows.
Leonard is the feminist, Sheldon the egalitarian, and Howard the misogynist.
Feminists are generally considered to be egalitarian, they simply approach it from a female perspective.
There's a term called "intersectionality" which explains it well.
Essentially: no person is able to focus on every single human rights issue at once, so they approach finding the greater whole of humanity from the perspective they have the most expertise in.
A woman is an expert in being a woman, a black person is an expert on being black, but it all connects to a greater good.
So in theory, feminism is supposed to help men as well
@@claude2571 What a Joke.
Correction, Leonard is the hypocritical fake-woke beta male (and I doubt in that game men aren't less sexualized, plus, hr could have said something racist, considering that Soulcalibur is a Japanese game series), Sheldon the unaware egalitarian, and Howard is just a human being. Calling him misogynist is wrong and unfair since misogyny means literally "hatred toward women", and I don't see how Howard in the entire series could be considered someone who literally hates women instead of someone who simply likes opposite sex bodies like nature commands. Amy and Penny say even edgier things about males and I don't see anyone call them sexists or misandrists. Not to mention that puritanism and telling women to cover their bodies is historically sexist and misogynistic itself. P. S. Bayonetta's design was created by a woman.
@@claude2571 Feminists are hypocritical gender suprematists and misandrists.
@@claude2571
Your jokes are funny.