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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to 2004's Catwoman!
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    Coming hot off her her Academy Award win, Halle Berry made the career-defining choice of starring in 2004’s Catwoman.
    The movie was directed by someone who just goes by the name “Pitof” which really should have been a red flag for everyone involved. The movie is cut at a dizzying pace and definitely raises a ton of questions. Like what’s up with all the cat puns? Why did that cat burp in Patience’s mouth? Why is her name not Selina Kyle? How BAD is this detective guy?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Catwoman! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @Kurozumi9
    @Kurozumi9 Před 5 lety +5677

    "why do we like pitch meetings so much?"
    "because.."
    "that works!"

  • @karnage9685
    @karnage9685 Před 5 lety +2383

    "Tight spaces are tight"
    "You're not wrong" 😂😂😂

  • @SamRidleyComedy
    @SamRidleyComedy Před 5 lety +6623

    Can we please give him credit for watching Catwoman again to make this? You are a brave soul sir.

    • @moritod
      @moritod Před 4 lety +84

      LOL Not just me... I was thinking we need to set up a special award for watching under duress, or at least taking one for the team.

    • @SamRidleyComedy
      @SamRidleyComedy Před 4 lety +7

      @@moritod 100 percent agree!!! Lol nice playlist by the way!

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley Před 4 lety +8

      Sam Ridley III. I like the film.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Před 4 lety +1

      Sam Ridley III took one for the team!

    • @curtisdunn2909
      @curtisdunn2909 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheKaiTetley You like torturing yourself?

  • @cicadasmasher8082
    @cicadasmasher8082 Před 4 lety +2680

    Actual pitch meeting:
    "It's a movie with Halle Berry in skin tight leather."
    "I'm sold, let's do it."

  • @Stud03Muffin
    @Stud03Muffin Před 5 lety +5840

    “This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction”
    I feel like 95% of Hollywood writers believe this 😂😂😂

    • @shadowfire9118
      @shadowfire9118 Před 5 lety +15

      Dixie Normis 🤣🤣

    • @shockmonkeyradio7128
      @shockmonkeyradio7128 Před 4 lety +21

      Lol that line had me in stiches...

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 Před 4 lety +44

      I don't even consider them to be real writers because they throw random plot devices in a blender and call that a story.

    • @ani350
      @ani350 Před 4 lety +14

      You mean 99%, right?

    • @gsil247
      @gsil247 Před 4 lety +7

      Rian Johnson does.

  • @ezkiimehh7464
    @ezkiimehh7464 Před 5 lety +3647

    Catwoman's suit in this movie is TIGHT!
    Like literally tight...

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 Před 5 lety +68

      YAh. That's hot. That's hot

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger Před 5 lety +37

      She couldn't breathe, that's why her acting in this film got her a Razzie.

    • @WildFireGaming7
      @WildFireGaming7 Před 5 lety +38

      That’s the only reason people like the movie. Cause she’s HOT AS HELL!

    • @paweleee3183
      @paweleee3183 Před 5 lety +17

      People in bad movies being HOT is TIGHT

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 Před 5 lety +11

      That's the only tight thing about that movie.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

    "Catwoman is an extremely popular DC Comics character."
    "Oh, well I thought this was a thing we were making up."
    This movie finally makes sense!

    • @TheRhuen
      @TheRhuen Před 3 lety +31

      that would explain a lot.

    • @darthdestructor927
      @darthdestructor927 Před 3 lety +25

      @@TheRhuen oh disrespecting the creator of catwoman and then double downing by misquoting what he said about his origin of catwoman in the dvd special features is tight!!!

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr Před 3 lety +23

      @@darthdestructor927 being oddly specific is TIGHT

    • @VenEm
      @VenEm Před 3 lety +2

      No, still doesnt

    • @brandonh.8020
      @brandonh.8020 Před 3 lety +1

      😆💀

  • @mosespray4510
    @mosespray4510 Před 4 lety +2105

    "When hot girls don't know they're hot, that means we have a chance with them."
    "You clearly understand women just as well as I do, my man."
    -Every Teenage Dude

    • @NadDew
      @NadDew Před 3 lety +63

      The sad thing is hot women even if they know they're hot they have less men who ask them for a date because most men feel intimidate by them and think they don't have a chance.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly Před 3 lety +47

      @@NadDew Reminds me of maybe the most beautiful girl in my high school (2400 students), who was a nice person too, did not get asked to Homecoming. I think she started dating college guys.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Před 3 lety +65

      It takes a large high-powered fan blowing through your hair for a regular girl to become hot, and not everyone has one of those. Some girls may never know how hot they are until they walk up to a helicopter or get sucked into a jet engine.

    • @adenferguson2647
      @adenferguson2647 Před 2 lety +4

      Not really but alr

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 Před 2 lety +4

      Real men dont ask women about sex
      They take it from her with force ... but I guess you guys are too much of a soy boys to understand how real men act

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 Před 5 lety +2227

    Always admired Halle Berry for actually showing up to collect the Golden Raspberry for this movie.

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. Před 4 lety +249

      mikes5637 yeah and I respect she didn’t even attempt to defend the film she hated it much as we did.

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp Před 4 lety +112

      She's one of us people She's one of us

    • @somerandomguy6749
      @somerandomguy6749 Před 3 lety +56

      Why. She read the script. She worked on it. The only she could do to attempt to save her career was literally throw everyone under the bus. No one put a gun to her head to do this garbage movie.

    • @sohaibsanaan4139
      @sohaibsanaan4139 Před 3 lety +47

      With her Oscar too lol 😂😂😂

    • @user-nt6ts9pq5o
      @user-nt6ts9pq5o Před 3 lety +8

      Nobody else like because there is 420 likes

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli3254 Před 5 lety +1529

    "She's hot but doesn't know it"
    Every writer ever in comic books

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 Před 4 lety +35

      Neo Luthuli *in movies and *in books and *in everything

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza Před 4 lety +17

      Yeah, this was One Direction's philosophy, too:)

    • @adamhovey407
      @adamhovey407 Před 4 lety +17

      I have to say, that there legitimately are women like that. I know some of them, even had one as a girlfriend. However, it took forever before she became my girlfriend, so that doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance with them, is the video alleges. Although, the videos is comedy, so actually it makes sense that the people that made it would be idiots, because idiots are hilarious.

    • @Hunterfalke
      @Hunterfalke Před 4 lety +28

      r/menwritingwomen is a fun sub to visit sometimes.

    • @dreambuyer5723
      @dreambuyer5723 Před 4 lety +22

      "Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot." -Mary Jane Watson, first appearance

  • @UltromanTheTacoman
    @UltromanTheTacoman Před 4 lety +3509

    I'm a game developer, and I'm happy to let you all know that from now on, whenever I make a game with a cat in it for whatever reason, that cat is going to have the ability to teleport exactly once in its lifetime.
    EDIT: Our first game is now released! "The Magical Mixture Mill" has a cat that can teleport once per playthrough xD

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 Před 4 lety +293

      Oh to make it even better make a part at the VERY END of the game where they have to use that power to progress. So if they wasted it before hand they are screwed.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 Před 4 lety +336

      @@metazoxan2 dear god, who hurt you?

    • @adamhovey407
      @adamhovey407 Před 4 lety +27

      I need to know if there are even cats in your video games, to know whether or not to believe you

    • @chrissawyer1484
      @chrissawyer1484 Před 4 lety +23

      @@metazoxan2
      Someone either played Ultima Underworld or knew someone who did.

    • @pilotandy_com
      @pilotandy_com Před 4 lety +95

      Is that once per lifetime? So like 9 times?

  • @shannonstone290
    @shannonstone290 Před 5 lety +2912

    You've ruined the suspension of disbelief for me. Now I watch a movie and see the protagonist solve a problem and hear your voice, "Super easy, barely an inconvenient" 😂🤣😘

  • @rizwangani2001
    @rizwangani2001 Před 5 lety +1733

    "I mean I asked around"
    "The mens washroom"
    "Under my breath"

  • @starsapphire2013
    @starsapphire2013 Před 5 lety +1360

    "One detective per city, if I understand correctly."
    "You don't!"

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger Před 4 lety +379

    Anyone who's ever owned a cat, knows that a cat's breath can wake *anyone* from the dead.

  • @amberg3893
    @amberg3893 Před 5 lety +1229

    "So, she reveals the health risks of the cream and the entire problem is solved by a few class action lawsuits?"
    "NO, she's just going to murder the head of the company as Catwoman."
    "And that solves the problem?"
    "It sure does"

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Před 4 lety +39

      Wouldn't the company keep on making the cream?

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant Před 4 lety +83

      Classic. I love how casually killing one person fixes most problems in films, even if those problems are endemic to huge organisations.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday Před 4 lety +19

      Also apparently the cream doesn't have the problem so I'm not sure why murder was necessary.

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 Před 4 lety +24

      @@CaptainDoomsday It also apparently makes you mildly super human if you keep taking it so I feel this would have military applications.... but no I guess random woman who have random reactions to it works too.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 4 lety +14

      It only fixes the problem if the head villain dies in a brutally horrific and unusual way. I never saw this crap so not sure if this murder would solve the problem.

  • @muhammadhanaffi4816
    @muhammadhanaffi4816 Před 5 lety +550

    "No this is fiction, we don't do research when we make fiction"

    • @JohanNDam
      @JohanNDam Před 5 lety +13

      Explains the Bible lol

    • @joshuakhushf7741
      @joshuakhushf7741 Před 5 lety +17

      @@JohanNDam edgy atheist kid strikes again!

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Před 5 lety +9

      @@JohanNDam
      If you take the Bible as fantasy, then as long as it sticks to its own rules, it's fine. For example, if in Catwoman it was established that marble is practically unbreakable (establishing a fantasy rule), then it wouldn't be a problem for the bad lady at the end to say that her skin is like marble. So, while it's good to do research when writing fiction, it's okay to bend the rules of reality a bit as long as you establish those rules in your story, like when Luke turns on a lightsaber for the first time early on in Star Wars, establishing that such a weapon is possible despite it realistically being impossible (as far as current science can tell us). That made it believable whenever a lightsaber was turned on and used in the film (in the Cantina and in the Obi-Wan/Vader duel).

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 5 lety

      Gabriel Story wise, Star Wars takes place in the distant past. And this is a further bending of reality, as we postulate that there’s a distant future that we live in.

    • @Simmlex
      @Simmlex Před 5 lety +2

      @@joshuakhushf7741 He is not wrong though.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 5 lety +1662

    She drowns, dies, and comes back to life after a magical cat pukes in her mouth? It sounds like a couple 10-year-old boys were playing a "superhero origin" version of MadLibs and this is what they came up with.

    • @V1ralB1ack
      @V1ralB1ack Před 3 lety +43

      @Alejandro Morales I bet a person smoking crack while taking hits of acid wouldn't even come up with that...

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 Před 3 lety +4

      11 year old*

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx Před 3 lety +29

      For the sake of accuracy, I'm pretty sure he said *burps* -- as in a breath of air -- not _pukes,_ which would be way more puerile. That should take your plot writers up to about 16 or 17-year-olds.

    • @owdy3973
      @owdy3973 Před 3 lety +12

      @@mystichdx so.........a drunk 16 year old?

    • @Cpost2010
      @Cpost2010 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeeeah superhero origin madlibs are tight

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 Před 3 lety +203

    I hate it when I'm playing basketball with my cat and she just starts teleporting all over the court

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 2 lety +15

      I thought they could only teleport once, but your cat is teleporting all over the court?

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 Před 4 lety +774

    "Yeah he shoots webs, but he doesn't start eating flies and laying eggs"
    "He probably did those things off screen, the filmmakers just weren't brave enough to show it."

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 Před 4 lety +54

      Fun fact there is a spiderman from the spider verse that does take on ALL of the traits of a spider and in his case it was a pretty effed up one.
      He eats people, lays effs under their skin, and just becomes a complete monster.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco Před 4 lety +45

      @@metazoxan2 Irony there being that real spiders don't lay eggs under the skin of anything (they make little sacs of silk to keep their eggs safe in).

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Před 4 lety +38

      MCU should man themselves up and make Tom Holland do all these onscreen

    • @renegadedalek5528
      @renegadedalek5528 Před 4 lety +44

      "Do male spiders lay eggs?"
      "I don't know!"

    • @NYWallCrawler
      @NYWallCrawler Před 3 lety +6

      @@metazoxan2 yeah, he ate his uncle.

  • @davidm5707
    @davidm5707 Před 5 lety +966

    "What's an ancient Egyptian cat god doing in New York City?"
    "I don't know!"
    "Fair enough!"

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 5 lety +11

      (Probably stolen from an Egyptian museum or archaeological dig.)

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 Před 5 lety +12

      @@oldenweery7510 No, this is the real cat god; remember, he resuscitated her by breathing into her.

    • @SeaBreaux
      @SeaBreaux Před 4 lety +28

      David M question answered at 4:55
      The Cat God saved it’s one teleport for this film’s plot.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 4 lety +3

      Bast!!

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv Před 4 lety +5

      @@berengustav7714 bastet right?

  • @pixelatedbits4351
    @pixelatedbits4351 Před 5 lety +718

    "There's only like one detective per city, if I understand correctly."
    "You don't."
    LOL

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea Před 3 lety +327

    "Tight spaces are TIGHT"
    '"Yeah no, you're not wrong"
    Got me there ngl.

  • @dyveira
    @dyveira Před 2 lety +18

    "You don't do research when you write fiction"
    Hollywood definitely took that to heart.

  • @Rhamsody
    @Rhamsody Před 5 lety +516

    To Halle's credit, she accepted her Razzie for this movie.

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 Před 5 lety +46

      Didn't she also win a oscar for another movie that same year

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 5 lety +2

      How Alex Borstein took this role is beyond me! 🙄. I know it was pre Family Guy TBS-Fox success but damn you just knew this 🦃 would be a bad career move...

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 5 lety +14

      @@fairytailgirl123 she got the Oscar for Monsters Ball around 2003 about a year before Catwoman. Her 007 role helped get more notice too...

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 Před 5 lety +1

      @@DavidLLambertmobile oh ok. I thought it was the same year

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah. I doubt many people would've done that. Although if she was able to acknowledge how bad the movie would be, why did she make it? Was she desperate to pay off gambling debts?

  • @thomasc.5219
    @thomasc.5219 Před 5 lety +706

    Screen Rant: Can you continue to be the best series on CZcams?
    Ryan: Yeah, super easy barely a inconvenience.

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 Před 3 lety +11

    ‘A magical Egyptian cat burps in her mouth.’ I love that description of the scene 😂😂😂

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos Před 5 lety +261

    Exec. Ryan in the bathroom.
    "Anyone here knows of a good female writer?" He says under his breath.
    No answer.
    "I guess that's a no"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 lety +5

      That works

    • @julcaos
      @julcaos Před 3 lety +4

      @@LuisSierra42 Things that work are tight!

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 Před 3 lety +5

      Well it sounds like he tried

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 Před 3 lety +1

      Given movies recently , they ain't far from right on the money.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought the joke would be that there's no female writers in Hollywood because everyone in this universe is Ryan.

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 Před 5 lety +298

    Didn't Halle Barry accept her Razzie for Catwoman? Actually accepting your Razzie is tight.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 Před 5 lety +61

      Being able to accept one's failures with good grace and humor is the tightest!

    • @DreddPirateRoberts
      @DreddPirateRoberts Před 4 lety +31

      Of course!
      In fact, her acceptance speech was an homage to her Oscar acceptance speech.

    • @mannydavis7708
      @mannydavis7708 Před 4 lety +20

      "I want to thank Warner Bros. for casting me in this piece-of-sh--, god-awful movie."

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 4 lety +4

      Didn't Halle Berry get like $10 million to act in this shitfest?

    • @looteverybody
      @looteverybody Před 4 lety +13

      "Don't you think going on stage to accept a razzie would be super difficult"
      "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @aardon2489
    @aardon2489 Před 5 lety +874

    I had truly forgotten how terrible this movie was.
    Thanks for that.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 5 lety +2

      Awful movies are tight

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 5 lety +1

      Better than Captain Marvel.

    • @curtisdunn2909
      @curtisdunn2909 Před 5 lety +7

      @@phatmantv Lol no don't be deluded.

    • @butcherboy2008
      @butcherboy2008 Před 5 lety +2

      You had forgotten. So, it is true what my mother told me. In the land of pain, the living envy the dead.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 5 lety

      Curtis Dunn Well if I find retconning a cool story for a gag erasing a decade of build up introducing a character so powerful they have to keep them off screen, w/ the emotional range of a plank, is worse than an original story of a popular Batman character, is being deluded...
      Guilty as charged Marvel apologist.

  • @NickPiers
    @NickPiers Před 5 lety +111

    "This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction."
    Writer here. Can confirm.

  • @Ronno4691
    @Ronno4691 Před 5 lety +413

    Halle Berry even turned up to collect her Razzie award for Catwoman!

    • @xinthebox
      @xinthebox Před 4 lety +59

      Which is iconic in my book she's an amazing actress.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 4 lety +24

      Makes you wonder what a movie sounds like before editing vs after editing... Could that footage ever have made a good film?

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 Před 4 lety +22

      Tragoudistros.MPH maybe some movies could be saved by editing but not this one. It's like it was designed to alienate comics fans and non-comics fans equally.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 Před 3 lety +14

      That always shows class.

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu Před 3 lety +1

      @@abduljah9355 Well, at least it was a fair movie then.

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 Před 5 lety +700

    Do a pitch meeting for “THE TRUMAN SHOW”
    Btw... “evil face creams” 😂😂 that got me

  • @dipanjanghosal1662
    @dipanjanghosal1662 Před 5 lety +294

    "Its like Spiderman. He gets bitten by spiders, he takes on the traits of a spider"..
    "Yeah but it's not like he starts eating insects or laying eggs"..
    "He probably did those offscreen."

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 5 lety +28

      The Spiderman film all true fans want to see.

    • @606danco
      @606danco Před 4 lety +5

      Did he not catch a fly in the amazing spiderman

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 4 lety +5

      @@606danco Wait.... oh dear, once again we all missed what we truly wanted!!!!

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 Před 5 lety +66

    "I think I saw that on Animal Planet"
    "What that cats can teleport once?"
    "Yeah" 😂😅

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 2 lety +1

      She doesn't teleport, she walks through the wall. As cats do. According to a book by Bob Heinlein.

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku Před 4 lety +72

    I thought the movie wasn't that bad when I first saw it. I was so innocent back then.

    • @marschalenders8449
      @marschalenders8449 Před 3 lety +2

      It's not when you get in the mindset that it's an alternate universe 😅

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap Před 3 lety

      I don't think it was bad just forgettable except if it wasn't for Halle Berry birthday catsuit.

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku Před 3 lety

      @@Thespeedrap I mean yeah, but even then, I would have liked a bot more substance.

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku Před 3 lety +1

      @@marschalenders8449 Mmm, eh? Maybe, but it's still odd.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Před 3 lety +1

      I liked the music, and I generally like cats so... I didn't have an awful time.

  • @OkayFillet
    @OkayFillet Před 5 lety +236

    "They grind up on each other as children cheer them on"

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 5 lety +12

      Yeah, YIKES!

    • @Obsidian1392
      @Obsidian1392 Před 5 lety +4

      made me lol

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 Před 5 lety +17

      Being sexually inappropriate is tight.

    • @Kyrielsh1
      @Kyrielsh1 Před 4 lety

      I think it verges on illegal...

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 2 lety

      What else are those children supposed to do?
      Chase the grown-ups from their court and reclaim the ball?

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps Před 5 lety +587

    Oh I thought we were making this up, so her name’s gonna be Patience Phillips 😂😂😂

    • @DrD0000M
      @DrD0000M Před 5 lety +19

      "PP" for short.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 5 lety +1

      I, too, watched the video.

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 5 lety +6

      *Adam Badali* You'd be surprised how often Hollywood has changed people's names from the source material to their (usually retched) film.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 Před 5 lety +1

      Dimentive people usually quote what they think is the funniest part of the video in the comments, it's extremely common.

    • @user-zd2kl9yg4v
      @user-zd2kl9yg4v Před 5 lety +3

      @@jacobhoover1654 Doesn't it help author to see which jokes worked better, and the ones which don't get quoted fell flat?

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 Před 3 lety +130

    "...skin is like marble now."
    "Doesn't marble break pretty easily?"
    "I don't know."
    "You didn't look it up?"
    "No, this is fiction. You don't do research when you do fiction."
    Are you sure this isn't from the Twilight pitch meeting?

  • @dsl8123
    @dsl8123 Před 2 lety +18

    I really REALLY want to watch the reaction vids of the actual writers watching the pitch meetings of their own movies.

  • @tristanmarice01
    @tristanmarice01 Před 5 lety +570

    “Thats a good thing?”
    “Maybe, I do not know what I’m doing here.”
    😂😂
    Me in any situation ever

  • @thomashajicek2747
    @thomashajicek2747 Před 2 lety +11

    Halle Barry was cool enough to actually show up and accept the Razzie award.
    Class act

  • @danstegman9912
    @danstegman9912 Před 5 lety +28

    Suggestion for another pitch meeting... SPACE BALLS!

  • @TheOnlyBobE
    @TheOnlyBobE Před 5 lety +98

    "A magical Egyptian cat burps into her mouth"
    Actually, yeah, that happened. Huh, who knew.

  • @Joneth_Piptne
    @Joneth_Piptne Před 5 lety +559

    An Egyptian cat burps in her mouth...it had me dying 😂

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman Před 4 lety +12

      A MAGICAL Egyptian cat, no less xD

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 4 lety +13

      Was there any explanation of the backstory to that magical cat in the movie? Is that the only magical cat? That sounds like the most interesting part of the movie. Surely there was a lot of explanation of how that magical cat got its power and why it decided to burp in her mouth, right?

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII Před 4 lety +26

      if i understand this correctly, there is only one magical Egyptian cat per city

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 4 lety +3

      I have a magical American cat. It's really not that cool.

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh, Egyptian cat burps are tight!

  • @Soundwave1of9
    @Soundwave1of9 Před rokem +3

    "cat burps are tight!" is my new favourite. 👍

  • @erikvarela2045
    @erikvarela2045 Před 2 lety +4

    Man, I got so excited from watching this that I tried to get my cats to burp in my mouth so I could experience how tight it is, but all they did was scratch me and run away. I'll just have to try again once the bleeding stops.

  • @natashak1002
    @natashak1002 Před 5 lety +195

    “Oh, a VERY forgetful cat!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theotherthrone
    @theotherthrone Před 5 lety +229

    Me: It must be hard coming up with pitch meetings.
    RG: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
    Me: Oh really??
    RG: Yeah yeah yeah, I just take off my shorts and freestyle in front of a green screen.

  • @robe8388
    @robe8388 Před 5 lety +85

    I'd like to see pitches for some classic movies - Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz...

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Před 3 lety +2

      They thought about the stories a bit more in the old days. Pitch Meetings works on Action schlock because there's very little script development, the money is all spent on actor salaries and SFX

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels Před 3 lety +1

      "So 3 of the main characters have lived in Oz their whole life and none of them know about the deadly poppies?"
      "Sure seems like it, sir"
      "And why dont they know?"
      "Because"
      "That works"

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bornofpixels Are you saying you know the detail of every species of fauna where you live?

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels Před 3 lety +2

      @@gooble69 I mean I would know if there was a field full of a plant *literally called deadly poppies*

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Před 3 lety

      @@bornofpixels What if you're a scarecrow that has no brain?

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 Před 4 lety +47

    I just realised
    Comic catwoman
    - No powers
    - Skilled martial artist and thief
    - Fights against a Male antagonist
    Movie catwoman
    - Powers given by ancient feline spirits
    - originally weak and nerdy academic
    - Fights against a female antagonist
    Comic cheetah
    - Powers given by ancient feline spirits
    - Originally a weak nerd academic
    - Fights against a female antagonist
    Movie catwoman is way closer to cheetah than catwoman

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 2 lety +1

      The movie _Catwoman_ has nothing to do with the DC character at all. The name is just a coincidence.
      The DC character is a cat burglar, except female. Hence the name.
      The movie character is basically a Japanese cat girl.
      And the origin story seems based on that horrible remake of _Cat People_ that was only made as an elaborate excuse to show Natassja Kinski naked and tied up.

    • @pablocastaner1933
      @pablocastaner1933 Před 2 lety +3

      @@davidwuhrer6704 naked and tied up, huh? That's kinsky.

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Před 8 dny +1

      ​@@pablocastaner1933I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mischake
    @mischake Před 5 lety +107

    But cats truly can teleport. Never had that moment where you're like "how the hell did you get on here the door was closed?"

    • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
      @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking Před 3 lety +10

      What if it's actually cats can walk through walls, as though they are on an alternative, ethereal plane?

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps Před 5 lety +211

    4:50 We’re just gonna have a scene where she casually teleports and never does it again 🤣😂

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 Před 3 lety +24

    "You don't do research when you write fiction." Hilariously profound, Mr. George. 😂

  • @lune78
    @lune78 Před 2 lety +3

    "Cat burps are tight!"
    One of the funniest uses of this catchphrase to date lol

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps Před 5 lety +124

    And then a magical Egyptian cat burps in to her mouth and then she turns in to cat woman 😂

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 5 lety +5

      Does the cat burp into her mouth underwater? This I got to see…

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 5 lety +3

      When my cat burps in my mouth I just want to vomit.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 Před 5 lety +4

      Was it a radioactive cat?

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 5 lety +5

      @@vikiai4241 Either that, or it was struck by lightning to give it special powers, which is another one of Hollywood's favorite scenarios.

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 Před 5 lety +100

    You guys totally understand women. Pitch 'Love Actually' already :)

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Před 3 lety +22

    Halle Berry's Razzie acceptance speech for this is a work of art.

  • @iamjavademon
    @iamjavademon Před měsícem +1

    Loved this movie as a teenager and watched it like a thousand times.

  • @rayflyers
    @rayflyers Před 5 lety +283

    Writing female characters is super easy, barely an inconvenience
    -not the writers of this movie

    • @elliotlucassimmons5138
      @elliotlucassimmons5138 Před 5 lety +13

      I feel like it WOULD be the writers of this movie. They didn't get it right, but they clearly thought they did.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk Před 5 lety +10

      Oh, no, I'm sure they found it super easy.
      They just work at cosmetics companies and talk about boys, right?
      And sometimes get mouth-to-mouth from the occasional ol' mystic Egyptian cat, y'know?

  • @davidnyaga7642
    @davidnyaga7642 Před 5 lety +203

    "There is only one detective per city if I understand correctly"
    That one floored me😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @papafreshly
    @papafreshly Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Oh it's not because it's ridiculous it's because the filmmakers were cowards?"
    That has me dying!😂😂😂

  • @sandavijithminirathnayake7033

    I was really thinking to ask do one from "The Room " (2004) and remembered the script writer , director , producer and lead role was the same person so it's TIGHT !

  • @verymuchcake6553
    @verymuchcake6553 Před 5 lety +562

    Super , easy and barely an inconvenience
    P.s cat burps are tight

    • @butthead9023
      @butthead9023 Před 5 lety +4

      Barely, super, and inconvenience an easy

    • @iLoveLeatherNYC
      @iLoveLeatherNYC Před 5 lety +2

      I love how they work this line into every screen rant...! Hysterical.

    • @Noah-kd6lq
      @Noah-kd6lq Před 5 lety +1

      Oh really?!

  • @therealmj0317
    @therealmj0317 Před 5 lety +163

    Pitch meetings every Saturday is TIGHT!

    • @adidas-dd4dt
      @adidas-dd4dt Před 5 lety +4

      Pitch meetings everyday would be tighter.

    • @mouseyboi2398
      @mouseyboi2398 Před 5 lety +1

      Isaac Patente pitch meetings every minute are the tightestER of them all

  • @borjinator
    @borjinator Před 4 lety +18

    “So she falls from a window and dies”
    “Well good!” Lol

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler Před 4 lety +14

    I wish cats could teleport, cause it's kind of a pain in the ass to bring them on long trips or move with them.

  • @antoinerouable8399
    @antoinerouable8399 Před 5 lety +100

    next a Fight Club pitch meeting, it would work so well with the concept of the guy talking to himself !

  • @fgstech4857
    @fgstech4857 Před 5 lety +112

    You don't do research when it's fiction!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @insomniacspillowfortarmy5776

    You just can not only watch one pitch meeting vid. It's literally and scientifically impossible to not binge watch them even with videos you've already seen.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 Před 3 lety +1

      I just fell down the Pitch meeting rabbit hole 🤣

  • @m..h.6344
    @m..h.6344 Před 3 lety +20

    Me at the beginning of the video: "I didn't know they made a Catwoman movie!"
    Me at the end of the video: "Oh... nevermind"

    • @arandil1
      @arandil1 Před 3 lety +2

      right.... they still haven’t.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 Před 3 lety

      Be glad you never watched it.

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Před 3 lety

      To be fair, the music is pretty good, especially at the very "emotional" moments.
      And there are cats.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 2 lety

      Haley doesn’t look to bad in her cat suit. So there’s that.

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev Před 5 lety +340

    "You don't do research when is fiction" - Every Holywood Writer

    • @jwal2
      @jwal2 Před 3 lety

      Zack Snyder when writing BvS

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 Před 3 lety

      @@jwal2 Snyder didn't write _BvS._ it was written by David S. Goyer and Chris Terriro.

    • @jwal2
      @jwal2 Před 3 lety

      @@cjkalandek996 Sorry about that

  • @JediMasterEzio
    @JediMasterEzio Před 5 lety +50

    A Face/Off Pitch Meeting would be pretty popular.
    Because switching faces is tight!

    • @JediMasterEzio
      @JediMasterEzio Před 5 lety +3

      Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @wanderinghistorian
      @wanderinghistorian Před 5 lety +1

      @Brian Cairns you mean the two characters who are exactly the same person?

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wanderinghistorian lol all they would have to do is switch the glasses around

  • @patpowers9210
    @patpowers9210 Před rokem +5

    "This is fiction. You don't do research when you write fiction!" Truer words were never said.

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair Před 2 lety +2

    I just lllove that the writer is basically mad but he draws the line at 150 cuts per 2 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @CheeksE-yi8mt
    @CheeksE-yi8mt Před 5 lety +82

    Tight spaces are TIGHT!! 😂😂😂 I was so glad you got on that terrible basket ball scene

  • @theotherthrone
    @theotherthrone Před 5 lety +121

    Please do a pitch meeting for Pulp Fiction!

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 Před 5 lety +6

      YES

    • @kevingoni8967
      @kevingoni8967 Před 5 lety +4

      Hell yeah

    • @dougschannel3806
      @dougschannel3806 Před 5 lety +1

      jacob sauce
      He’ll find a way. (If you watch over the video) There was actually nothing wrong with coraline if you noticed, he just talked about how weirdly spooky the movie is for a kids film

    • @theotherthrone
      @theotherthrone Před 5 lety

      @jacob sauce I think you misunderstand his point

    • @dougschannel3806
      @dougschannel3806 Před 5 lety

      The Other Throne Productions
      He definitely misunderstood.

  • @AdamTPersonette
    @AdamTPersonette Před 4 lety +24

    "Oh tight spaces are tight"
    "You're not wrong"

    • @CommonCommenter
      @CommonCommenter Před 4 lety +1

      AdamTPersonette I literally passed this comment at the same time he said it. 😂👏🏻

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 Před 4 lety +84

    -"I looked sround and there's just no female screenwriters in Hollywood. I asked around ... the mens washroom ... under my breath."
    Why do I feel producers legit do this lmfao

  • @badabingmike
    @badabingmike Před 5 lety +222

    No female screenwriters in Hollywood? You learn something new everyday...

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 Před 5 lety +310

    Ok so what's the plan about Catwoma-
    "B E W B S"
    As a cultuted man, I agree.

    • @toms6728
      @toms6728 Před 5 lety +6

      Shut up you have an anime profile lol
      Just kidding

    • @TheHaigisawsome
      @TheHaigisawsome Před 5 lety +4

      and CATNIP

    • @Fitsuuu
      @Fitsuuu Před 5 lety +10

      That's the thing, how do u get a premise of "attractive women in tight revealing outfits doing gymnastics" where the genre is teenage boys and STILL make a terrible movie. It doesn't seem possible...

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 Před 5 lety +10

      @@Fitsuuu : It's easy to make a _terrible_ movie under those circumstances; it's just hard to make an _unprofitable_ one. Although apparently they managed to do that too.

    • @SiddharthBhatt24
      @SiddharthBhatt24 Před 5 lety

      this isn't honest trailers

  • @saculmoviereviews9200
    @saculmoviereviews9200 Před 3 lety +3

    The part about cat burps was TIGHT! IT WAS JUST PERFECT. IT WAS 😂😂😂.

  • @LetsPlayCrazy
    @LetsPlayCrazy Před 5 lety +15

    "Tight spaces are tight!"
    That was literally the most correct thing you ever said xD

  • @gurpreetsingh793
    @gurpreetsingh793 Před 5 lety +110

    "I don't think it would be hard to make a good comic adaptation - seems super easy and barely an inconvenience"
    Ryan: Actually super tough, almost an impossibility

  • @istrakyuketsuki2342
    @istrakyuketsuki2342 Před 5 lety +6

    4:38 the moment you've been waiting for

  • @PanzerShrek94
    @PanzerShrek94 Před rokem +1

    2:00
    was this script written by some kindergarten kids?
    "Hey kids how would you describe catwoman?"
    "Oh she must like milk,fish and hate dogs"
    "Perfect"

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před 4 lety +30

    "Cat burps are tight" is a phrase never said before this video, nor ever again.

  • @ButrzV2
    @ButrzV2 Před 5 lety +47

    "And thats gonna be a good thing?"
    "Maybe. I do not know what im doing here."
    Gold. I never tire of these pitch meetings.

  • @dirtydan9457
    @dirtydan9457 Před 5 lety +557

    FUN FACT: Halle Berry's friend at work is the actress that does the voice of Lois on Family Guy

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 Před 5 lety +46

      Good ol Alex Borstein, who was also on MadTV

    • @JamesHealeyTX
      @JamesHealeyTX Před 5 lety +20

      I know her as Susie from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

    • @angeliqueriou2660
      @angeliqueriou2660 Před 5 lety +5

      She also played Drella the harp player in Gilmore girls

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Před 4 lety +30

      @@njnjhjh8918 Good ol Miss Swan. He looka like a man.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 4 lety +4

      That makes Catwoman even shittier.

  • @theBushidoGhost
    @theBushidoGhost Před 5 lety +8

    OH! can you do a pitch meeting for Lilo and Stitch!?!👍😁 LOVE your pitch work!!

  • @greatmoney
    @greatmoney Před 5 lety +17

    I lost it at "Some magical Egyptian cat burps in her mouth..."

  • @jasonyu1887
    @jasonyu1887 Před 5 lety +27

    " So you are going to finally release the Snyder Cut for the fans?"
    "No Sir i won't "
    "Damn it"

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy Před 5 lety

      considering the last Snyder cut was Batman v Superman I'm... not excited about this concept what-so-ever and don't grasp why people are... It's marketing and will likely be just as bad as BvS.

  • @icabod3374
    @icabod3374 Před 5 lety +41

    There's a sentence I never expected to hear in my life, "Cat burps are TIGHT!"

    • @utility63
      @utility63 Před 5 lety +6

      Do you ever hear something and think "This may be the first time that this sentence has ever been spoken"?

  • @chaoticandrew5983
    @chaoticandrew5983 Před 3 lety +4

    "tight spaces are tight!"
    "you're not wrong!"

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 Před 2 lety

    “I asked…around the men’s washroom--under my breath.” 😂

  • @baizidahmedzidan170
    @baizidahmedzidan170 Před 5 lety +50

    "How did you get those footage ?"
    "Time travel"
    "That works"

  • @fedgaming9178
    @fedgaming9178 Před 5 lety +72

    Catwoman:I like milk
    Me: I don't know what to say
    I'm sorry

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 Před 5 lety

      @@meowfaceification It's actually bad for their digestions: gangway for the litter box---and hope they make it!

  • @adityasinghjadoun104
    @adityasinghjadoun104 Před 3 lety

    Me to youtube: - So u have a pitch meeting video for me
    CZcams: - Yes sir, I do

  • @courtney-ray
    @courtney-ray Před 3 lety +2

    “Well good” is one of the taglines I miss in the newer pitch meetings! 😂

  • @AC-eb7oo
    @AC-eb7oo Před 5 lety +29

    Do a pitch meeting for After Earth!!!!! That would be hilarious😂 The whole pitch meeting was probably filled with a lot of whoopsies

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 Před 5 lety +9

      "It's going to be hard to survive on Earth if everything on it has evolved to kill humans."
      "Actually it's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience."