Zach Galifianakis and Zoe Saldana Enter The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | The New Yorker
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- Zoe Saldana and Zach Galifianakis team up to tackle our cartoon-caption contest.
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Group projects with the really pretry girl in school.
Zach: Just be cool, and funny
Kathlee7n w man that’s accurate AF
@John Barber this is why you're lonely...
@John Barber He's right tho lmao
i appreciate how seriously zach took this
i am 100% certain zach held back on this to be kind to zoe.
That´s with you do with a girl-friend. You hold back your mean. 😈
He's not on TV for his looks.
@@LoggyWD neither are you, but at least he’s on tv. Besides he’s a handsome dude.
Wdym by ‘held back’ ?
@@hahathatsgood not putting in your actual thoughts to let other person write the captions. Happened the same with will ferrel and John C. Reilly one
the one with the guitar and the daughter should have been "dad, not a fan"
I don't want no lullaby tonight dad, I beg you
My pick would be "helicopter parents"
I was thinking along the lines of "rocking you to sleep"
Dad- you're still not cool.
"okay, but who's Pete Townsend?"
"Your insurance only covers a third of the procedure."
👌
Ilsa Malsi HAHAHAHA
“Dad, this is weird” is my favourite
Dad, are you okay?
It was right there! "My andaconda don't want none unless you got funds hun"
5:11 - "Look, I've been hurt before..."
nice one!
Zach Galifianakis is really one of the funniest American actors in my opinion.
Setting the bar low :(
Beigeboi _77 who would you pick?
@@Fusdew Danny Devito
This guy has nothing on colin Quinn or dave atell
I love how she laughs
I do not
00:38 "I think you have separation anxiety"
masterful
Ding ding ding!
Bravo!
"I've heard of a split personality, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of being rocked to sleep, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of hair-raising television, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of wingnuts, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of going to a bar and chasing tail, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of date night, but this is ridiculous!"
"Rocked to sleep." That's the winner.
I love you hahahahaha
you good
Maybe date knight?
It feels like you wrote these angrily out of obligation, what kind of contracted superhero are you?
This segment is basically turning out to be a masterclass in how to write a joke - love it.
5:11 “My friends told me to bring protection on the first date.”
*wear protection
Ooh that good
4:34 "Yes, this is a tailored suit. Why do you ask?"
best
0:38 "We're going to have to do a few more tests."
I would've captioned the last one "Date knight."
I love that!
not baad
Love her laugh.
2:10 seems exactly like Zach's humour, I'm glad he cracked up at that one
0:38 “Nearly one third of men your age report having these symptoms.”
brilliant!
😂😂
The guitar one:
Who are you?
Painful watching a non comic try to keep up with a pro, Zach being super gracious
John Barber she is a famous actor
John Barber Are we supposed to know what people you're aware of? She played a major role in the highest grossing film of all time, so you'd be forgiven for being so above it all to know who she is.
I found it delightful watching Zach be so gracious.
For the plane one might I suggest “If I walk through the metal detector sideways, I’m going to Bangkok.”
The TV one: "When Hairy married Sally..."
4:08 “I swear, this job is making me go bananas.”
the last one could have been " A romantic Knight out"
"Date Knight" is also works😂
The cut up guy one:
We tried, but no one really knows how a vasectomy works.
Good one lol
Doctor’s diagnosis:
‘Well, they say bad news comes in threes..’
I like this just as much for Zoe's laughter, as I do the captions.
2:55 "See, Harold? I told you that Manscaping is all the craze now."
0:38 "So... what seems to be the problem?"
Frank, this isn't what I meant by a fancy knight out.
Her laugh is so charming.
Oh man, that Brody Stevens "tribute" smile @ the end by Zach slayed me . Gave me the howling fantods something fierce!
R.I.P. Steven Brody Stevens
Someone likes David Foster Wallace
"Pull yourself together Jeff, you're beside yourself..." Doctor/patient cartoon.
Lol these are hilarious!
2nd one: "I can see you are beside yourself,I'll give you a minute"
3rd one: "i'm trying to propel my career"
First picture: “I was told there would be buns”
0:36 I wish I was funny enough to come up with a head, shoulders, knees and toes joke
I wasn't sure at first, but I liked this one. Zach was great and Zoe was delightful.
5:11 “This wasn’t how I anticipated my first ‘Knights of the Round Table’ meeting would go”
the "do you think they have a straw" one was my fav
Great. Now I have a crush on Zoe Saldana again
welcome to the club
the air plane one had me dyin
That jaguar one got me laughing so hard, gasping, clutching my chest, everything's going dark... I SEE THE BLACK MOUNTAIN....
wow, she's absolutely stunning
Zoe: “How do you spell propecia?”
Zack: *blows raspberry*
"I love watching TV with you, Hairy."
3:39 how about “Planes make me really uncomfortable.”
“No dad, I didn’t say I want your *Rock*”
the last one could've been "Game Of Thrones airs at 8"
"That's that new hair fall shampoo i was telling you about!" @2:25
The doctor one: It's probably just allergies.
"Well you're right again dear, chia seeds are a healthy snack"
1) Alright listen up you three, we gotta solve this case ASAP, office girls don't just disappear and go missing for no good reason.
2) I know the diagnosis is bad Mr Phillips, but you've got to pull yourself together !
3) You're in the wrong house "again", Mr Townsend.
4) Well if the Viagra works as good as their hair tonic, why not give it a try ?
5) Oh my, I don't suppose you could pay for my drink could you, I can't seem to find my wallet anywhere.
6) It's a Banana Daiquiri, I don't know why, but I just love these things !
7) I'm sorry, but when the girl at the agency said it'd be a cold dark night, I thought she was referring to the weather.
Moondawg.
the hair-growing part could be:
"Don't worry dear, they have a money-back guarantee. Just as promised here in the commercial."
First one: When I said eel sandwich I didn’t mean in between you 2 guys!
Whom should I send the bill to?
0:37 "so what seems to be the problem?"
Zoe has a cute personality.
I would have written:
0:11 "here sir our employee that we sent to the zoo"
2:20 "dad, okay you did rock music in your day, but you could let me sleep."
4:03 "I hope we don't care about my new dress."
5:49 I hope you find me a can opener for this stupid armor!
Snake one: guys don’t play with your anaconda this is a workplace
03:00 "SEE... I told you not to touch yourself"
5:15 At least Jane's blind date was noble
Watching w/grandma: Proof they say if you do that hair will grow there
4:30 + " Is the litter box over there?"
The one with dad playing guitar '' im just glad he didnt pick up drumming''
The 2nd one: "fre..re..ja..que..fre..re..ja..que..dor..mez..vouuus"
5:25 "I'm so no longer into the knights in shining armour look."
id love to know what the actual lines were
night at the round table? i didnt think you meant the restaurant!
Last one: "You're a nice lady, but you're just too old fashioned."
Oh Zoe, you're pretty...
The last one should've been "Do you like heavy metal?"
"I hope you're not going to try to talk me into jousting tonight."
When I said I was looking forward to this night...
I don't order cocktails because I already have one
2nd cartoon - "You want a fourth opinion??!!"
"dad it's bedtime"
@5:00 "...so i was skipping through the jungle.."
I got one, "Oh boy do I have a tale to tell you, just promise me you won't tattletell or you'll grow a tail" @4:08
"so then it's settled, you can have the sofa and I get the swing set"
Zach was good! Zoe... was uh... good at laughing.
The tail one should have been "This isn't what I meant when I wished I got more tail at the bar."
"yes, I know the gown can be difficult for some people"
You guys should totally get Matthew lilard and Frank Welker for this
But I thought your ad said 'I enjoy jesting and fair maidens.'
They have nice teamwork.
lady and knight...Knight: "What's a nice girl like you,doing with a knight like this?"
The dad with the guitar one “Another midlife crisis Dad”
Second one with the doctor
“I’m gonna guess you didn’t actually finish the whole bottle of pills like I told you to...”
The comments down below are much much better than the actors' captions.
What politics were at play to get Zoe on this segment?
0:38 "The good news is you don't have cancer."
Doctor: we ran out of lab rats before your appointment. Certainly you understand?
5:11
The woman says “When I asked to get a night off, this is not what I meant...”
0:38 "We'll run some tests."
2:29
How do you not say date knight
My therapist says I'm the most well-balanced patient see has ever treated but we're still working on my banana addiction.