@@no_name787-fs3yk you really don't know what you chose. and if you get your way, in couples of years, you'll regret your wish. luckily a majority of Americans disagrees with you.
@@vaustxv6241 This guy is probably a crappy chess player, because he can't see into the future at all. That's just an example of a small-minded person, that doesn't understand the dreams of a high-minded genius.
Yea because CO2 is currently cooling our planet as well... You must be fucking daft to think that CO2 in the atmosphere is making planets cool down. Read some articles about global warming mate!
lets just see.. there is no batman or ironman running around... so probably a supervillan ^^ because if a billionäre would become a superhero i guess it would be this geek. (and i mean geek in a good way ;))
Well do we have any heroes around at the moment? No. How about villains? Again, not really. Now.. What comes first, the hero of the villain. The villain does. Perhaps he is the first super villain. Master plan: Take humans to Mars. Well, he's never stated. Perhaps, the very poles he plans on nuking. And the order of those events.. well, how would a villain do it >:} !! haha
He couldn’t come up with a response. He did t want to say super hero because that wouldn’t be humble. Elon is a very humble guy, and it takes him some time to think. He’s also not the most socially witty person, although he is highly intelligent
I liked the way he answers the questions. Very humble and serious. He is using his wealth to save humanity using sustainable energy sources. my favorite millionaire.
the fact that he's so uncomfortable with people inflating him really speaks to his authenticity. he is not doing any of this for recognition, its not his ego that is invested in this. this is why he has been successful. he's doing it because he believes it is the thing to do. theres no "I'm so brave" or "I'm saving the world." its not about him. its never been about him. I have so much respect for this man.
There's a bunch of ego in him 😄 you obviously haven't read the book. The thing is he has the brains to justify his ego and he has worked his ass off to prove it.
You cannot be more wrong, he does everything he does only for recognition, and he steals the works of his engineers because he has the money but he doesn't work on the tesla betteries, on BFR etc like his engineers do. People like him have a sickness : they have a HUGE ego and wants to be loved, always all the time. Everything he does has only one goal : be loved. He always needs to make his engineers work harder to do incredible things, then tweet the result on Twitter to get all the recognition. Look how he looks, look at his smiling face : he looks nice to be loved, but deep inside he is a shark and a predator that will kill all the car competitors. Read his biography or read the story of tesla, he fired the real first engineer of tesla, Martin Eberhard because he had the money to do that and because his name was not high enough on the papers etc.. (btw I love elon and what he does, but you need to know the truth)
The way He answers awkward and direct question...Sir Elon knows when and where to insert catchy words that make the audience laugh but satisfied with his answer. He spoke Humble but direct..so vivid no pretending.Even if He gain more fame and powerful rich man in this modern times. But He did Help ordinary people easy to connect to other side of the world 🙏✌️♥️
Actually nuking the poles is the best way to terraform a planet, 1 thumb up Elon, you really nailed it, you forgot radiation and other issues but it's all a kids games isn't it?Nuking planets , leave earth, go to space when we have other priorities on the only planet that can provide us everything.Going to the Moon was one hell of an achievement in 1969, you have to love the cities, farms there, really useful, but Mars?Mars is the future!
Probably a joke he heard from one of the device designers, engineers, testers perhaps? Not a genius. He's smart and a good (or extremely lucky) businessman/capitalist.
@@Lite727 well no one is bruce wayne because they need to be at their physical peak and mental peak both at the same time. + He's way better than Luthor and Tony, he made the watchtower, the teleportation systems and what not + knows like 127 martial arts form.
@@BruDia ok Jesus Christ I didn’t say Leonardo DiCaprio, is the almighty Dark Knight, as he should and could ever be. That’s like saying Elon Musk doesn’t have a suit of armor that can do wheat ver he wants, or didn’t built an Avengers tower, malibu mansion, an iron legion, and measure dick size with the Mad Titan. That’s literally the same as saying Jeff Bezos doesn’t have a 12th level intellect and can solve the anti life equation and outwit the likes of Darkseid and Brainiac. Leonardo DiCaprio is a known humatarian, who participates in charity events, galas, and all these tabloids and gossip columns are always trying to keep up with his lady friends, he’s extremely classy and charismatic and charming and well respected. Bruce Wayne is Gotham’s favorite son for literally all of those reasons. Also this.... they both put up facade, a mask, they become something else. Only difference is Leo does it for a profession and Bruce does it for just because he feels he needs to. Your argument is extremely pretentious and your trying way too hard lmfao.
Expletive, climate slaves! Mt. St. Helens erupted and put literally 400% more crap in the atmosphere, than All of Mankind , up to date. Nobody says a word, but you turn on one light bulb , and you're killing the Earth, really?
On earth: "earth is too hot, we need to stop global warming" On mars: "we need to warm it up drastically" Patrick: "why dont we take some of earths warmth, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
+ermistan weren't they ? Im not in the US and I can see them fine .. If you really wanna watch badly, just use a proxy and go to the cbs website and watch full episodes ..
It's an old school joke. Colbert's late show crowd of leftist latte-sipping progressive snowflake hipsters didn't dare laugh out loud at it because a.) In PC circles that joke is "crude" and "insensitive", so if you find humour in it, you must be "crude" and "insensitive" yourself thus b.) you must self-censor and keep your true feelings to yourself or you may be singled out and cancelled by the woke mob.
Nothing against Elon, but his Joke delivery is kinda off. From what i have seen of him, he speaks in a calculated way, as if he is choosing every single word to simplify what he is thinking to communicate with an average Joe whos not to deep into Tech/Science. That way it kind of feels like he is always talking about serious Stuff, you won't even expect a random Joke thrown into it and can lead to something like a doubletake: "Aha, very interessting...what did he just mean with dropping?...Oh damn, he just made a Joke and I missed it." But with with a little more energy and pep in his Speech Pattern he would make a great Hank Scorpio
Richard68434 I gues by welfare-receiving you mean *More than 20% of the U.S. population receives public assistance* More than 50 million. *40.2 percent of SNAP recipients are white* Also drive by shooting n-word? I believe in the US you refer them as Cops? :D Have great day. *BLACK LIVES MATTER* Please dont use the N-word *You know that whole 600 year time period when White Europeans were buying and selling Black Africans as chattel?* All lives matter? True but the problem with this premise lies in what goes unaddressed in your line of thinking. Your brother in humanity. Yes i'm black get over it.
Only a real hero will risk his life and risk going to jail to do make a meaningful contribution to humanity! We love his winning Spirit and commitment!
I'm very happy because I've been a fan of him for a long time. He's a real visionary that advances humanity to the future unlike other billionaires who are just business magnates who keep monopolizing other businesses.
Seeing how he put a giant lamp in the shape of the new Twitter logo pointing straight to a apartment complex's windows and that thing flashed like 5 times every 15 to 20 seconds, fired a disabled twitter worker and then mocked them, and some other crazy shits that he has done. Yeah, he might be a supervillain. At least he was forced to take down the X lamp.
Amazing how people fail to see whats going on here.. this man is a puppet of the so called "new world order", he is launching thousands of low altitude satellites beaming 5G at the earth, many people will die from this. Im not the only one saying this, I think people should listen to what David Icke has to say.
Alta Frecuencia. Yea because we should def believe a sports broadcaster turned conspiracy theorist that talks to “psychics” on the subject of science, over a literal genius of engineering. Seems legit.
Comments like these are stupud, it's for curiosity. It's like saying freetime and hobbies are stupid when we all should be saving our planet. What are you doing? What if earth decided to burst lava from it's core and we can do nothing about it? What if we got super virus on earth that kills almost everyone? Having 2 planets/more like a research center on mars, is not a bad idea it's a good idea.
+Homo Sapien He's just another corporate billionaire scamming people for profit. You are going to have very sad lives when you realize that he cares nothing about you.
@Peder Hansen Do you have the severe down? The man can run multiple companies, has incredible insight and literally has better rockets than nasa. If you can't appreciate the genius people of our era, you are either ignorant or stupid
It would honestly not surprise me if musk shows up in a couple years with a fully working lunar base, equipped with planetbusting lasers. Just because he wanted a side project on the weekends.
Elon Musk is one of the coolest men on the planet Earth that deserves greater respect and concurrently he's a man on whom I personally look up to. I won't be surprised if in 20 years he will ride on Mars surface in his brand new Tesla Model S2 Mars Edition) *Greetings from Russia!*
first thing to do is to stop all form of trade and seek the help of an expert to guide you through. Allot of ppl shy away from this thinking they could do it alone and end up blowing up their account.
+thegr8rambino Barely any. Thousands of nuclear bombs have been detonated on Earth along with one's far bigger than what would be used for this. @Taonas - Doing it at the poles is key for it will vaporize a lot of ice and throw that water vapor into the atmosphere and help warm the planet through the greenhouse effect.
+Taonas Most people fail to realize that the Earth stays warm mainly because most of it is molten and because it emits it's own radiation. You'd need a lot more than to simply warm the atmosphere and not much is known about Mars bellow the surface. Not only that, but there isn't enough water at the poles to do anything significant. Mars rotational speed, it's axis position, it's atmosphere, the sun etc. all come into affect. The entire concept of going to mars is just outlandish. NASA needs to throw more money into it's team of scientists working on Warp Drive. Otherwise we will never reach other planets that we have found that resemble Earth. One in particularly is nearly Earth like in every way imaginable so far. Rocky planet, looks like it has water, it orbits it's sun in the same Goldy Locks zone as Earth does. But it's about 500 light years away from us. Building faster ship engines is pointless, cause even if you could go the speed of light or near it, you'd still die and so would your children and their grand children and theirs and so on, on the way out to this planet. Kepler-186f is the name of this planet. And on a scale from 1 to 10 used by scientists to represent how Earth Like a planet is, 1 being Earth like, and 10 being not. Kepler-186f was rated at 0.88. This man isn't exactly as intelligent as many presume. Sure he's smart, but some of his ideas are just outlandish, and most of the work is obviously thought of and done by his engineers, not him. That's like the idiots who called Steve Jobs a genius. No, he was a shrewd business man who stole every single idea he ever produced and Apple has always been behind the curve with Technology. Anyone who has the slightest knowledge of the technological world knows this. It's brain dead hipsters with art majors who say otherwise.
@@boxingmmacars23 You are wrong many Nations used nuclear weapons but not in wars. So you are the person who wouldve killed millions of people by invading japan ? Dont lie you loser
Its actually a working theory from the scientists.its because we need a ton of energy at extreamly short time to free the carbon dioxide from the poles reserves of mars. But the problem is we need to fire a nuclear bimb at its surface at an estimate of every 20 minutes for a heck of years waaaaaay longer than a few decades or centuries.and would require millions of nukes.but there is an another problem than even though we warm it up where are we going to get the oxygen from and how to protect us from the killer radiation from the sun as ot has no ozone.
I wonder why he didnt make the port UNDER the car and it rises up into the port. I suspect the car can tell you when its exactly correctly over the port when you park.
For the record Russia never used nukes on people though had multiple opportunities. Mars has no magnetic field and will be bombarded by radiation from sun and cosmic rays.
@@pussioofamw2 he is already crazy by making huge contributions to modern society, and having that muxh success. He is only explaining the fast way and the slow way of warming mars, not saying which he would prefer.
HuDus Actually that’s exactly how you use it. He completely missed the entire joke. Wooooshing is missing a punchline or an entire joke. He missed an entire joke. He got wooooshed. Plain and simple. You also missed a joke by missing the woooosh, so could easily woooosh you, but since you think it’s “old”, I won’t.
Consistency is key, I've been trading with her for months now and I've made a lot of profits from her. Most of those traders who offers to give you 500% of whatever you invest might run off your hard earned money. Forex ain't that easy you know👂
I sometimes find it confusing to find a shortcut to my house & here is this guy who gives a solution for making Mars inhabitable! "Just drop thermonuclear weapons on the poles" I'm proud to be from the same species, although neurologically considerably less developed.
@@garettclement6671 No one, but in 2019, when Jeff Bezos started to actively criticize Elon Musk’s efforts and then tried to buy an automated car start-up to try and make Tesla go bankrupt, I got pissed. I mean, here is a man, worth over a 120 billion dollars actively attempting to destroy a man worth 19 billion dollars trying to make the world a better place. I started praying for Elon Musk to get richer than Jeff Bezos or at least be on par so that Jeff Bezos doesn’t use his higher wealth to crush Elon’s efforts. And here we are, a year and a few months later. I rejoiced so hard when he became came on par with Jeff Bezos
@@elthiccc He also has a power company, spaceship company, tunneling company, AI research company, neural interface company and soon an internet service company.
The way Elon talks is like he's from the future and he's trying not to say something that might disrupt the space time continuum.
Don't copy other people's comments
@Peder Hansen your such a jackass.
@Peder Hansen you're ignorant af😂👏
@Peder Hansen Why so salt?
Jealous?
He is eobard thawne as harrison wells
Mars: I am uninhabitable.
Elon: and I am Elon
**drops nuke**
Hmm yes just like when he forced an employee to stop someone saying bad things about elon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@theyellowbrad8168 That's a pretty solid one though
And I am inevitable
Amirus well ideally you would build it in space
Did he just drop a "don't drop the soap" joke
Yes he did! 🤣
4years old vid
Yeah he did! 💀💀💀
yes hahaha
oh I get it now thanks
Him: You're a super villian.
Elon Musk: Yeah.
No, he said yeah to "that's what a supervillain does"
A genius and an idiot in the same room.
@@Deontjie Well considering how he decided to join Trump, he become a supervilain alright.
@@JaeohnEspheras Rather Trump over woke Kamala Harris
@@no_name787-fs3yk you really don't know what you chose. and if you get your way, in couples of years, you'll regret your wish. luckily a majority of Americans disagrees with you.
"Dreams so high, you feel uncomfortable telling them to small minded people" true
uuuh thats absolutely true !
It's exactly what he's feeling right now
@Sid Light yes for sure..so lets stop evolveing as a species ....dude check the topics and knowledge , maybe then you gonna understand ...
@@vaustxv6241 This guy is probably a crappy chess player, because he can't see into the future at all. That's just an example of a small-minded person, that doesn't understand the dreams of a high-minded genius.
@@LaSneky saying the Adolf hitler by himself !!!
Elon musk doesn't want to go to mars, he wants to return home.
😂
bruh lol
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT HE TOLD THAT HE WILL UHHHH SORRY I FRGOT :0
(:(
He should bring some friends back
@@yuseisatouissuffering Oh no
Reporter: So, you are Elon Musk
Elon: Well, yeah
Audience: 👏👏👏👏
I like how you're just calling him a "reporter". Stephen Colbert who?
@@newsgetsold yeah who is he? What a random
@@newsgetsold lol well none Americans don't know American tv show hosts..
Lol 😂
@@mattyy101 thats a very idiotic thing to say, but oh well, youre American
A role model for those who believe in their Ideas.
yeah nuke the poles would help turn Mars into a very hospitable planet very fast, like snaping his fingers.
true
a ..double role model, dangerouschism
yup
lol
that is my absolute favorite elon musk quote. 'you have to drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles'. and the delivery was perfect too.
And the CO2 from the explosions is going to cool the planet, I guess...
*warm
The best is when he nods his head like "Yep, you heard it right, we're gonna have a blast - literally"
That quote is extremely badass.
Yea because CO2 is currently cooling our planet as well... You must be fucking daft to think that CO2 in the atmosphere is making planets cool down. Read some articles about global warming mate!
every time Elon speaks it looks like he’s having to translate binary code into English
"em..em...0101010..I mean...em..010101010..yeah.."
😂😂😂😂 Yeah
1010100 10101001 10010101010 101001100 1010100 110100 -> um yeah
😅
I like the way he talks 😁
Elon is so humble, he's very down to Mars..
Good one
noiceee
hahaha, good one!
🤣😂🤣😂down to Mars ... Epic
Good one hahahhaha
Elon Musk should appear more in comedy series. He s so good at not laughing when he cracks a joke.
It's easy to not laugh at your own jokes when they're not funny.
@@CarbonatedTurtleway funnier than Stephan Colbert
@@Happytarheel7 Why am I not surprised that the best you can come up with is basically "I know you are, but what am I?!"
Stephen: will you be a hero or a villain?
Elon: *Hesitates to Say anything*
just a guy with a wild west show
lets just see.. there is no batman or ironman running around... so probably a supervillan ^^ because if a billionäre would become a superhero i guess it would be this geek. (and i mean geek in a good way ;))
Well do we have any heroes around at the moment? No. How about villains? Again, not really.
Now.. What comes first, the hero of the villain. The villain does. Perhaps he is the first super villain.
Master plan: Take humans to Mars. Well, he's never stated. Perhaps, the very poles he plans on nuking. And the order of those events.. well, how would a villain do it >:} !! haha
@@yusufonepiece deep thoughts...
He couldn’t come up with a response. He did t want to say super hero because that wouldn’t be humble. Elon is a very humble guy, and it takes him some time to think. He’s also not the most socially witty person, although he is highly intelligent
"Drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles"
Poland : ah shit here we go again
XD
🤣
LOL YES!!
Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@osamabinladen824 please don't attack us again😂😂
Elon: The fast way is to drop nuclear weapons over the poles.
Poles: *O KURWA*
Kurwa mac xd
FRKN UNDERRATED COMMENT I AM DYING LOL
There should be a 'best comment award'.
And you sir, are a sir. 😂
Thermo nuclear
Elon : omaiwa mo shinderu
Poles : nani
Elon : drops nuclear weapons
I liked the way he answers the questions. Very humble and serious. He is using his wealth to save humanity using sustainable energy sources. my favorite millionaire.
Multi *billionare
Millionaire? Try richest man in the world. (Except maybe for Putin's hidden wealth)
Multi Billionaire.., as of 2022 his net worth is $300B lol cha Ching!
Right.... no!
You really think he's trying to save "humanity"? I doubt that
I've read somewhere that Elon have said: "I would like to die on mars. Just not on impact".
I hope his visions come true!
hahaha good one, you're saying you hope he dies, but trying to act like it is in a good way. Well I hope he lives !
He isn't doing that on purpose. Elon wishes to literally die on Mars, because it's his dream.
ETHAN BRADBERRY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
i was just messing around
It's an interview clip.
He said "I'd love to be born on Earth and die on Mars.
Just hopefully not at the point of impact."
TheNexan If loves to be born on earth, it means he isn't born on earth! He's freaking alien!
there is like a 10% chance elon kills everyone when he realises the world can't be saved and the only thing to do is restart
goes from Tony Stark to Thanos
ChuckTheDuck The 100
@@lmfao88xm Thanos×2
Blur Shady Elon Gauntlet
ChuckTheDuck Nah, Elon isn’t that dumb. Leave that to Mark Zuckerburg, AKA Lizardbot-3000
the fact that he's so uncomfortable with people inflating him really speaks to his authenticity. he is not doing any of this for recognition, its not his ego that is invested in this. this is why he has been successful. he's doing it because he believes it is the thing to do. theres no "I'm so brave" or "I'm saving the world." its not about him. its never been about him. I have so much respect for this man.
There's a bunch of ego in him 😄 you obviously haven't read the book. The thing is he has the brains to justify his ego and he has worked his ass off to prove it.
Hell yes!!!! Agreed! W jossk that is.
Part of it is he just wants to see what he envisions, in the real world and working.
josski32 he’s pretty shy
You cannot be more wrong, he does everything he does only for recognition, and he steals the works of his engineers because he has the money but he doesn't work on the tesla betteries, on BFR etc like his engineers do. People like him have a sickness : they have a HUGE ego and wants to be loved, always all the time. Everything he does has only one goal : be loved. He always needs to make his engineers work harder to do incredible things, then tweet the result on Twitter to get all the recognition. Look how he looks, look at his smiling face : he looks nice to be loved, but deep inside he is a shark and a predator that will kill all the car competitors. Read his biography or read the story of tesla, he fired the real first engineer of tesla, Martin Eberhard because he had the money to do that and because his name was not high enough on the papers etc.. (btw I love elon and what he does, but you need to know the truth)
The way He answers awkward and direct question...Sir Elon knows when and where to insert catchy words that make the audience laugh but satisfied with his answer. He spoke Humble but direct..so vivid no pretending.Even if He gain more fame and powerful rich man in this modern times. But He did Help ordinary people easy to connect to other side of the world 🙏✌️♥️
Stephen: "I have a Tesla"
Elon Musk: "Oh! you have a Tesla, I 'have' Tesla"
😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@@kjkbaybay he meant to say that he has Tesla meaning that he own it that's why he mentioned ( 'have' ) to highlight the sentance
@@koustavchakraborty3694 Oh
"you just have to warm it up"
Oh no worries we humans are good at this stuff
Zaid Habash underrated comment😂
@@wheeinswish3733 shut up kpop fans aren't funny
Zaid Habash
Climate change is warmer than the other side of the pillow..
@@wheeinswish3733 😂 wish I had a teacher like you
Yeah my fart is 60% of the reason our earth is like this now. It’s so toxic.
He might be an alien who is trying to go back to his home planet
PK 😆
I mean the Men In Black probably keep an eye on him specifically.
The man who fell to earth ,
maybe he wants to go to his ancestors home....i mean just like general zod teraforming the earth...elon teraforming the mars again...🤷🏻♂️😂
@@saurabhSingh-of2od 😂😂
You can see he was processing how to simplify his own understandings for an audience to digest lol. That is actually a tough skill.
He isn’t deeply thinking during those pauses. He’s awkward, autism.
Actually nuking the poles is the best way to terraform a planet, 1 thumb up Elon, you really nailed it, you forgot radiation and other issues but it's all a kids games isn't it?Nuking planets , leave earth, go to space when we have other priorities on the only planet that can provide us everything.Going to the Moon was one hell of an achievement in 1969, you have to love the cities, farms there, really useful, but Mars?Mars is the future!
@@falcaonet your comment has such level of stupidity i wont even start talking about gravity. Be well son
Lol WHAT 🤣☠️
Slurp him harder
Elon, odd as he is, always seems like he's holding back his weirdness
+Jon M It must feel strange for him being the most intelligent man in the room most of the time and have to tone it down and make jokes.
+Jon M Elon is secretly an alien in Human form trying to save humanity from extinction.
+roan33 +behereNow by first giving us a safer, fast, efficient way to pay/purchase online lol
+roan33 Arno Stark, lol
+Jon M I think he's trying to be really careful about what he says in the media
Less Elon. More Bog Monster. Thanks Steven 👍.
333 I know, right 🤔
Jenifer Mason you said “I know, right” but you still put a thinking emoji. What the actual fuck
Dr. Okra What’s wrong with that? Stop the pointless hate on CZcams
Dr. Okra 😂
333 lmao wtf “pointless hate”
Mars: i have a toxic atmosphere
Earth : we have a elon.
Underrated
@@jyom6039 lol yeah
We have 'AN' elon
Mars be like
*I’m not scared of anyone but....that guy... he scares me*
@@pavnith8039 lol
He is a genius . Cracked a perfect adult joke without even a single usual list of obvious words .
Probably a joke he heard from one of the device designers, engineers, testers perhaps? Not a genius. He's smart and a good (or extremely lucky) businessman/capitalist.
i do it all the time, where's my genius certificate?? diiiiiickriiiiiiiider (hog rider voice)
@@peacekeepermoe we got the professional genius grader over here. Buddy you live in your moms basement how are you talking about genius..
@@peacekeepermoe
Then.. be the day, a cunner the one due cover the burden created by another, secure, and uphold intellectual property rights.
Yeah, you are also a genius. Wow.
Love Musk. He's so awkward and awesome.
+Harrison DuRant it's his genuineness that makes him so awesome
Sebastian Richardson Are you kidding?!?!? You're sexual picture makes me think you're being totally serious!! FREE IPHONES EVERYONE!! WOW!!
Harrison DuRant lolol
+Harrison DuRant Anne Hathaway is the hottest woman on the planet, currently.
TheMusketITuckedIt What does this have to do with anything?
I would feel stupid just being in his presence
Thats a shame
Hell I feel stupid listening to him
He will say fuck you 100 times before you can even respond.
Not even in his presence and yet I feel stupid everyday.
I already feel so stupud. not that I was intelligent before, but after Elon I... nothing. :D
Mars in 3050: the humans have destroyed the climate here!
Earth: first time?
Titan: Don't even think about it!
ThickDickDaddy 27 lol
@@NassimSYD 🤣
It's is already destroyed.
@@NassimSYD Humans: but plz do not stop our methane supply u sweet moon
Every time I think about mars, I think about a planet that ends after taking ten steps
what
@@The_Bread_Mann I mean like it’s short
😂😂😂😂
Elon musk: Tony Stark
Jeff Bezos: Lex Luthor
😂😂😂😂
Leonardo DiCaprio: Bruce Wayne
😂😂😂lex luthor
@@Lite727 well no one is bruce wayne because they need to be at their physical peak and mental peak both at the same time. + He's way better than Luthor and Tony, he made the watchtower, the teleportation systems and what not + knows like 127 martial arts form.
@@BruDia ok Jesus Christ I didn’t say Leonardo DiCaprio, is the almighty Dark Knight, as he should and could ever be. That’s like saying Elon Musk doesn’t have a suit of armor that can do wheat ver he wants, or didn’t built an Avengers tower, malibu mansion, an iron legion, and measure dick size with the Mad Titan. That’s literally the same as saying Jeff Bezos doesn’t have a 12th level intellect and can solve the anti life equation and outwit the likes of Darkseid and Brainiac. Leonardo DiCaprio is a known humatarian, who participates in charity events, galas, and all these tabloids and gossip columns are always trying to keep up with his lady friends, he’s extremely classy and charismatic and charming and well respected. Bruce Wayne is Gotham’s favorite son for literally all of those reasons. Also this.... they both put up facade, a mask, they become something else. Only difference is Leo does it for a profession and Bruce does it for just because he feels he needs to. Your argument is extremely pretentious and your trying way too hard lmfao.
“How would you warm mars up?”
The same way we are warming earth.
Factories, ICE cars, alot of gasoline. :D
Expletive, climate slaves! Mt. St. Helens erupted and put literally 400% more crap in the atmosphere, than All of Mankind , up to date. Nobody says a word, but you turn on one light bulb , and you're killing the Earth, really?
I believe that was “the slow way” 😂
@@undernetjack Good point
@@undernetjack ya but its not 1 man turning the light bulb right its 7 billion ppl.
What did the Poles do to him , I visited Poland once and they're friendly people
Mittron this jokes deserves more recognition
@@saidtrinidad814 Yes it does
@@saidtrinidad814 it is so sad for you to think that he would joke about such a serious threat towards poland i stand by your side! #freepoland
Ye but we are conflicted
Well done, sir.
Interviewer:-you know you are a supervillion
ELON:- yeah allright!
You’re a super villain. That’s what a super villain does.
Elon: yea...
That was alarming though!!
@@mukulsharma9317 He's just playing around ffs lol
Villians usually always think themselves as a villian while they say they're doing good for everyone
😂😂😂
John Barrowman: Oh really?!
On earth: "earth is too hot, we need to stop global warming"
On mars: "we need to warm it up drastically"
Patrick: "why dont we take some of earths warmth, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
You took the words straight out of my mouth
@@Superex100 lol
Cause that would be impossible?
Yeah just put it in your pocket and fly over to Mars real quick.
If they drop nukes on Mars instead of earth.. this memes pretty true
"You are a super villian, that's what a super villain does"
Elon- YEAH!!
*S U S*
sus in backwards is sus
@@abeljoseph1879 sus x2
@@abeljoseph1879 SUS
@@worldscar6422 sus?
“Looks a little wrong” noodle arm entering car 💀💀💀
*well i mean, he did meet tony stark.*
Tony Stark met Elon*
@@thisflyingpotato4227 YEAH, ELON MUSK IS THE BEST!!!
Tony Stark based his character off Elon.
@@Jimmy_Jones No 😂
@@mrlnxf8455 I meant Robert Downey Jr.
a genius billionaire just made a "dont drop the soap" joke about his own invention. elon musk you weird beautiful bastard
Thanks for enabling your videos to be viewed worldwide !!!!!!
+ermistan sarcasm ?
+ermistan weren't they ? Im not in the US and I can see them fine ..
If you really wanna watch badly, just use a proxy and go to the cbs website and watch full episodes ..
+
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i can watch it in The netherlands
He tried to warn us
"I''d recommend not dropping anything when you're near it" why was this joke so underrated, I died laughing lmao Elon's da guy
low hanging fruit :p
i didnt get the joke :((((((
It's an old school joke. Colbert's late show crowd of leftist latte-sipping progressive snowflake hipsters didn't dare laugh out loud at it because a.) In PC circles that joke is "crude" and "insensitive", so if you find humour in it, you must be "crude" and "insensitive" yourself thus b.) you must self-censor and keep your true feelings to yourself or you may be singled out and cancelled by the woke mob.
Nothing against Elon, but his Joke delivery is kinda off. From what i have seen of him, he speaks in a calculated way, as if he is choosing every single word to simplify what he is thinking to communicate with an average Joe whos not to deep into Tech/Science. That way it kind of feels like he is always talking about serious Stuff, you won't even expect a random Joke thrown into it and can lead to something like a doubletake: "Aha, very interessting...what did he just mean with dropping?...Oh damn, he just made a Joke and I missed it."
But with with a little more energy and pep in his Speech Pattern he would make a great Hank Scorpio
I didn't get the joke..anyone plz explain
Elon Musk has got to be my favorite African American.
lol
hahaha what
Elon musk was born is south africa
You damn right
Richard68434 I gues by welfare-receiving you mean *More than 20% of the U.S. population receives public assistance* More than 50 million. *40.2 percent of SNAP recipients are white*
Also drive by shooting n-word? I believe in the US you refer them as Cops? :D Have great day. *BLACK LIVES MATTER*
Please dont use the N-word *You know that whole 600 year time period when White Europeans were buying and selling Black Africans as chattel?*
All lives matter? True but the problem with this premise lies in what goes unaddressed in your line of thinking.
Your brother in humanity. Yes i'm black get over it.
I think shows like Colbert are the villains.
He's not focusing on the conversation because his mind is focusing on building another business
Very true
Yes absolutely
His brain is way too powerful to stop :O
Ooh
The conversation is not worth focusing on for someone as smart as elon...its was anyway a conversation b/w a layman and a "science expert"...smh!
“You either die as a hero or live long enough to become the villain.”
He will become a villian
Said by Harvey Dent from The dark knight! awesome quote!
Eren Yeagaaa
@EXO Kai is my Michael Jackson Kai bad
Jungle book good
Ah. This aged very well.
What if Elon musk makes a real life iron man suit
He's the real iron man
*tesla bot*
He can but he won't because it's not useful. There's tesla bot
Then he will need the tony stark's moustache to complement his suit
Did you know that the real Iron Man suit would require more power than the whole nuclear power plant?
Only a real hero will risk his life and risk going to jail to do make a meaningful contribution to humanity! We love his winning Spirit and commitment!
Who is here after Elon just became the richest man on earth?
✋ʘ‿ʘ
Mee
I'm very happy because I've been a fan of him for a long time. He's a real visionary that advances humanity to the future unlike other billionaires who are just business magnates who keep monopolizing other businesses.
did he what?!
@@dij-rin4499 yes
Elon Musk is the real life version of Iron Man
The only thing is that he don't have the Iron Suit & he can't fly but other than that he's real Tony 🌟 k
You mean real life con artist
OR even more superior: Victor Von Doom
He also has cameo in iron man 2 :)
Well Iron Man is cool and Elon is crazy and weird
In Elon We Trust
In Elon we thrust *
Nice
In Musk We Thrust*
Rahul Patel ...
Haxorlols ...........
Seeing how he put a giant lamp in the shape of the new Twitter logo pointing straight to a apartment complex's windows and that thing flashed like 5 times every 15 to 20 seconds, fired a disabled twitter worker and then mocked them, and some other crazy shits that he has done. Yeah, he might be a supervillain. At least he was forced to take down the X lamp.
"I would recommend not dropping anything while near it"
1...2...3 ahh, he's caught on to it.
I had to think twice before accepting the fact that it's a sexual joke didn't expect it.... lol
I don't get it
@@Fear0537 of course you dont "gaming legend"
@@Fear0537 Like if you drop something, and bend over... You don't want a Tesla charging arm in your ass.
@@oscrrr4465 Or an octopus metal arm!
Musk is very human. The ordinary man, awkward from time to time, but a bright man with resources trying to do good. I have most respect for this man.
John Miller wat
"You are super villain"
Elon: Yea
But intention to do it... changes thing
And there is no super hero on world
maybeeeee mr musk has the best intentions, history is full of guys wth the best intentions how did that turn out, so far
Amazing how people fail to see whats going on here.. this man is a puppet of the so called "new world order", he is launching thousands of low altitude satellites beaming 5G at the earth, many people will die from this.
Im not the only one saying this, I think people should listen to what David Icke has to say.
there's a joker in a elon
Alta Frecuencia. Yea because we should def believe a sports broadcaster turned conspiracy theorist that talks to “psychics” on the subject of science, over a literal genius of engineering. Seems legit.
It's stupid how we need another planet for us, but we are destroying ours
Comments like these are stupud, it's for curiosity. It's like saying freetime and hobbies are stupid when we all should be saving our planet. What are you doing? What if earth decided to burst lava from it's core and we can do nothing about it? What if we got super virus on earth that kills almost everyone? Having 2 planets/more like a research center on mars, is not a bad idea it's a good idea.
@ElonMusk-ot7ye i humbly beg your pardon?
Elon Musk is my hero
Homo Sapien mine too. He is amazing.
+Homo Sapien He's just another corporate billionaire scamming people for profit. You are going to have very sad lives when you realize that he cares nothing about you.
Homo Sapien Sammmee
monokhem well said.
mine too
I like how Stephen interviews him, he makes him laugh, and teases. We all know Elon is socially awkward but it was an enjoyable interview :D
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I second to @Pinned Coinskid.. You need to update your car extended warranty
Yeah he's a little socially awkward but the host does a great job at making him feel comfortable. Kudos to him
@@slendydie1267 RIGHT,
COULD'NT AGREE MORE.
Elon is an easy go man. Very easy to interact with
"The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain." (c)
Legendary line, legendary show and legendary reference.
Elon is the only person I won't mind if he takes over the world.
Lenoard is that you?😂
@@theirregularjahad4090 I don't get it..... Enlighten me.
@@samuraijosh1595 it's something punisher said to dare devil, that he is one bad day away to become like him.
Hey Stephen, do you still own a Tesla?
It's so good to see Elon getting so excited when he talks about the stuff he loves and what he envisions.
Yeah! And that glow in his face while talking about his ideas 😍 I'm sure he'll achieve it 👍
@@SatyeshKatragaddaSK Inshallah he'll achieve it
@Peder Hansen hes launched and created a spaceship.
@Peder Hansen and being a bitter person wont help,well ssying the fact that you csnt even spell ridiculous.
@Peder Hansen Do you have the severe down? The man can run multiple companies, has incredible insight and literally has better rockets than nasa. If you can't appreciate the genius people of our era, you are either ignorant or stupid
It would honestly not surprise me if musk shows up in a couple years with a fully working lunar base, equipped with planetbusting lasers. Just because he wanted a side project on the weekends.
The laser would be a deterrent to keep the same humans who ruin earth from doing the same thing on Mars
Bento i think hes weekends already busy af
We just need to build a portal that connects earth and mars then open it. so they can distribute the heat
Elon Musk is one of the coolest men on the planet Earth that deserves greater respect and concurrently he's a man on whom I personally look up to. I won't be surprised if in 20 years he will ride on Mars surface in his brand new Tesla Model S2 Mars Edition)
*Greetings from Russia!*
+Magic Wind 20 years, yea, not gonna happen even in a 100 years
+Magic Wind Elon will never set a foot on Mars. This is a plan to get all the idiots off Earth.
+Matija Zaoborni why not, human growth of knowledge and technology is exponential
+Elizabeth Schmidt By extension a day never goes by without you learning something new. It's not the technology, it's the content.
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2:30, I have not done a lot of research on terraforming Mars, but that was honestly not what I was expecting him to say, not even close >.
+Taonas It's probably true...blow the fuck out of mars and heat it up in the process lol
+Resolvehk14 and spread lots of radiation across it also lol
+thegr8rambino Barely any. Thousands of nuclear bombs have been detonated on Earth along with one's far bigger than what would be used for this.
@Taonas - Doing it at the poles is key for it will vaporize a lot of ice and throw that water vapor into the atmosphere and help warm the planet through the greenhouse effect.
+Taonas Total Recall did this. Remember the alien device.
+Taonas Most people fail to realize that the Earth stays warm mainly because most of it is molten and because it emits it's own radiation. You'd need a lot more than to simply warm the atmosphere and not much is known about Mars bellow the surface. Not only that, but there isn't enough water at the poles to do anything significant. Mars rotational speed, it's axis position, it's atmosphere, the sun etc. all come into affect.
The entire concept of going to mars is just outlandish.
NASA needs to throw more money into it's team of scientists working on Warp Drive. Otherwise we will never reach other planets that we have found that resemble Earth. One in particularly is nearly Earth like in every way imaginable so far. Rocky planet, looks like it has water, it orbits it's sun in the same Goldy Locks zone as Earth does. But it's about 500 light years away from us. Building faster ship engines is pointless, cause even if you could go the speed of light or near it, you'd still die and so would your children and their grand children and theirs and so on, on the way out to this planet.
Kepler-186f is the name of this planet. And on a scale from 1 to 10 used by scientists to represent how Earth Like a planet is, 1 being Earth like, and 10 being not. Kepler-186f was rated at 0.88.
This man isn't exactly as intelligent as many presume. Sure he's smart, but some of his ideas are just outlandish, and most of the work is obviously thought of and done by his engineers, not him. That's like the idiots who called Steve Jobs a genius. No, he was a shrewd business man who stole every single idea he ever produced and Apple has always been behind the curve with Technology. Anyone who has the slightest knowledge of the technological world knows this.
It's brain dead hipsters with art majors who say otherwise.
“how are we going to survive on Mars”
Elon: just warm it up
Few minutes later: Kaboom!
Yes Rico kaboom
Kowalski be like: noted
@@vk_7 🤣
yes big boom
underrated comment 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Reporter: Give me the fast way to heat up Mars
Elon: Drop thermonuclear weapons at the poles
Audience: *laughs*
Laden: *smiles from hell*
heaven*
Dark Matter OMFG 😂😂😂😂
Laden ? You means USA smiles from hell ... america is the only country who used nuclear weapons
@@boxingmmacars23 You are wrong many Nations used nuclear weapons but not in wars. So you are the person who wouldve killed millions of people by invading japan ? Dont lie you loser
Its actually a working theory from the scientists.its because we need a ton of energy at extreamly short time to free the carbon dioxide from the poles reserves of mars. But the problem is we need to fire a nuclear bimb at its surface at an estimate of every 20 minutes for a heck of years waaaaaay longer than a few decades or centuries.and would require millions of nukes.but there is an another problem than even though we warm it up where are we going to get the oxygen from and how to protect us from the killer radiation from the sun as ot has no ozone.
I wonder why he didnt make the port UNDER the car and it rises up into the port. I suspect the car can tell you when its exactly correctly over the port when you park.
steven: "Is that something that's gonna attack me in my sleep"
Elon: "well-its-i-"
The dude just proposed Nuking Mars....
there is a difference between nukes and thermonuclear bombs
Piotr Horak hey bud look it up, he has said this plan on many occasions and has said “nuke mars”!
No, he said the Poles, he means Poland, just like German Chaplin wanted to do.
He said there were 2 ways he had in mind. Colbert asked for the fast way, (usually short-lived success or a temporary solution).
@@iansmith3016 do you know the slow way? i am interrested
"The fast way is to drop thermonuclear weapons onto the poles." Putin agrees.
Now I want to know what the slow way is...
Guess recreating the global warming process that we have here on Earth. REleasing high amounts of greenhouse gases
its not like america did this two times ;)
Two times on human population centers. Hundreds more for tests and whatnot, along with what Russia has done.
For the record Russia never used nukes on people though had multiple opportunities. Mars has no magnetic field and will be bombarded by radiation from sun and cosmic rays.
"Oh he is a villqin alright...just not a super one"
"Elongated Muskrat"
Hehe
Malik big chungus
Watermelon musket
i was just about to make this fucking joke bro 😂
@@GamingBlake2002 underrated
"don't drop anything when you're near it" 😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂
Someone explain. I didn't get it.
@@Shivamg415 thanks!
@shivam .G. that’s not what he meant😂
Elon musk: we plan to heat up mars
Mars: *shivers*
😂😂
pardon the pun
I think mars must be ready to ask beg to Elon😄😄😄😄
That's why we need to heat up Mars.
what is the slowest way??
wait................................
Elon loves to talk about Mars. And i love it.
Mars is a shit-hole.
izy dizy more like people like to ask him about Mars
@@epion33 no u
The most Elon Musk thing ever
“Just drop nuclear weapons over the poles”
Thermonuclear*
The scary part it’s only getting the nuclear materials that’s the hard part and setting off the blast
His mentality is genius. The way people look at him like he’s crazy when he explains his projects and plans. No one has to understand but yourself.
Narrow minded people always thing genius are crazy! That's because the don't understand them. Elon is too good for this world!
@@pussioofamw2 someone who thinks outside of the box and understands things is not crazy just cause your brain can’t comprehend
@@paris7884 ahahahahah.... nuking a planet to terraform it is simply crazy and ridiculous
@@pussioofamw2 he is already crazy by making huge contributions to modern society, and having that muxh success. He is only explaining the fast way and the slow way of warming mars, not saying which he would prefer.
@@suisway5274 yes!
I really love that snake charger more than DogeCoin, I think Elon is the most cute architect 🖤
How long have you been a fan?
Only billionaire who’s worth remembering.
The ONE to remember, If you only had one to.
Ratan Tata remains top
@@warya3246 🔥🔥
Bill Gates is cool too but nowhere near Elon Musk so you are right
@Only CZcams BRUH
I'd choose Elon over Bill Gates any day. I mean so what if Elon comes from another solar system? He's really a cool alien.
Why not both? why are people always comparing eachother. Jesus...
Teh Zord r/woooosh
Both are hardworking intelligent men.
@@Cryozenix thats not how you use r/woooosh AND its getting super old now so just stop
HuDus Actually that’s exactly how you use it. He completely missed the entire joke. Wooooshing is missing a punchline or an entire joke. He missed an entire joke. He got wooooshed. Plain and simple. You also missed a joke by missing the woooosh, so could easily woooosh you, but since you think it’s “old”, I won’t.
Wish Colbert would shut up and let the man actually speak
I get embarrassed any time Colbert interviews an intelligent person.
Foreal
no doubt should have been washing Elons feet while he spoke
That’s not talk show hosts, that’s Joe Rogan
This is TV and they are on a timer , show hosts need to speed things along and smart people like to overexplain things which is bad for tv schedules.
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Elon is the only person I won't mind if he takes over the world.
edit: This aged well
Takes over the world to do what?
and terry crews
@@BingDwenDwen Make Earth better
@@shawnbechard3680 damn
@@shawnbechard3680 true
normal people: become hairy to bald
Elon musk: turns bald to hairy
Lol 😂😂
It is one of the reasons people think he might be an alien in disguise.
How???
i think he did hair transplant surgery
@@piyushthakur6160 obviously bro
Weird hearing his mix of South African and American accent! Its mostly American now but you can def hear some SA in there.
Chillo56 That’s what I sounds like too. Except it’s half UK instead of South Africa
That was back when Elon was a nice guy, now he's in full-blown super villain mode.
👌👌
He never was a nice guy, only pretended to be
I sometimes find it confusing to find a shortcut to my house & here is this guy who gives a solution for making Mars inhabitable! "Just drop thermonuclear weapons on the poles" I'm proud to be from the same species, although neurologically considerably less developed.
LOL
Habitable* not inhabitable. Inhabitable means not being able to live there xd
Musk hasn't given a solution, he's only developed a theory that could possibly help sustain human life on Mars.
This is what happened on skull island
your typo "inhabitable" is correct lol. but I'm sure he was joking -he wouldn't want to make mars a radioactive wasteland as well
"And you're a billionaire." Dude, he's oscillating between richest and second richest!
It was 5 years ago
@@padloper8289 Ik. Just mesmerized by how unpredictable life is! Who in 2015 would've thought Elon would be the richest person?
@@garettclement6671 No one, but in 2019, when Jeff Bezos started to actively criticize Elon Musk’s efforts and then tried to buy an automated car start-up to try and make Tesla go bankrupt, I got pissed. I mean, here is a man, worth over a 120 billion dollars actively attempting to destroy a man worth 19 billion dollars trying to make the world a better place. I started praying for Elon Musk to get richer than Jeff Bezos or at least be on par so that Jeff Bezos doesn’t use his higher wealth to crush Elon’s efforts. And here we are, a year and a few months later. I rejoiced so hard when he became came on par with Jeff Bezos
@@garettclement6671 literally everyone who knew what elon stood for lol
He kids will be the only drillionaires on Mars after people distroy the planet earth.
Elon: And I.... Am.... ElonMusk
**Snaps**
😭
Oh snap!
Mr Musk
I don't feel so good
D3DSTR1K3R *pushes the tesla key*
cybertruck is created
Fixing Mars?? sounds good, with fraction of the cost we could fix earth and maintain it.
This Elon guy sounds really intelligent. He should start some tech company.
Dude! Go research him
Bruh he literally trying to colonize mars and has a electric car company
How original of you
@@elthiccc He also has a power company, spaceship company, tunneling company, AI research company, neural interface company and soon an internet service company.
@@elthiccc That was the joke...
Elon: **Breathes**
Audience: 👏😃
1:25 It took Colbert a few seconds to get the joke
That's how good it is
I don't get it please explain I'm asian
@@hunteranimates3442 ^ that's for you ._.
Please explain me too
@@sussingh8495 stick goes in buttocks
Colbert is really slow, omg!
I hate how he's taking credit for other peoples work
He does that virtually 24/7
“This look a little wrong” HAD ME DEADDDD