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  • čas přidán 19. 10. 2022
  • And don't forget son, there is someone up above
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  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 Před rokem +4663

    and god said “let there be riffs” and there were riffs

    • @xarteonarts8446
      @xarteonarts8446 Před rokem +200

      And they were goooooood

    • @danielpassigmailcom
      @danielpassigmailcom Před rokem +83

      "and once He had finisshed with the Riffs, He sat down on the stone precipice, the Video being finished, and then smoked a blunt at the 4:20 " -- Mark

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před rokem +25

      And they were siiiiiiick as hell

    • @Platinums-World
      @Platinums-World Před rokem +21

      And he saw it was good

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 Před rokem +21

      Let there be roooooooock!!!
      * Thudding rock in the background*

  • @alexisbagacina6401
    @alexisbagacina6401 Před rokem +26342

    And on the third day he riffs towards to heaven

  • @davispider4564
    @davispider4564 Před 5 měsíci +684

    Roman soldier: Finally, Jesus is dead.
    Jesus 3 days later:

    • @TheSoldier1984
      @TheSoldier1984 Před měsícem +13

      Pilate and the Pharisees: ;-; ;-; ;-;

    • @Hectorien_
      @Hectorien_ Před dnem +2

      Satan himself didnt approve of this comment because it had 666 likes. Dont worry, I fixed it

  • @yoikatukoi4334
    @yoikatukoi4334 Před 4 měsíci +468

    "Explain this Atheists"

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 Před rokem +10537

    "Thou shall not kill"
    _As he asbolutely murders that guitar._

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před rokem +467

      He didn't just murder the guitar, he SHREDDED the guitar

    • @riceboybebop7018
      @riceboybebop7018 Před rokem +57

      Asbolutely

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Před rokem +190

      The testament Thou Shalt Not Kill also means to hurt someone physically or emotionally.
      The sick guitar riff is bringing the opposite of pain to everyone, and hence, no commandment broken

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 Před rokem +59

      @@irok1 ok but that guitar is on fire after that

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 Před rokem +23

      @@irok1 yikes that went miles zooming over your head

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 Před rokem +4841

    God is omnipotent, which means he is capable of doing literally anything. Therefore he could theoretically perform the Free Bird solo with no mistakes

    • @malamutekid8871
      @malamutekid8871 Před rokem +518

      it's canon bois

    • @fresh_dood
      @fresh_dood Před rokem +327

      perhaps Lynard Skynard came up with the solo through divine inspiration

    • @rupturedtides4831
      @rupturedtides4831 Před rokem +271

      And God spoke to the man, and the man created the holy tune that is Freebird

    • @MysteriousCowpoke
      @MysteriousCowpoke Před rokem +45

      Jesus was human, but God (different person) could have had that happen

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Před rokem +62

      @@MysteriousCowpoke Them's fighting words brother. (no seriously the topic of whether Jesus was divine or not was the source of a large amount of conflict in the early church)

  • @GreekV1nce
    @GreekV1nce Před 10 měsíci +2344

    As an Orthodox Christian I can confirm that this is not a sin or blasphemy but instead a historically important moment for our religion. Amen 🎸🙏☦️

    • @High-Honor-Gameplays
      @High-Honor-Gameplays Před 10 měsíci +16

      Why did you use this ☦️ instead of this✝️

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce Před 10 měsíci +83

      @@High-Honor-Gameplays ☦️This is the Orthodox cross
      ✝️This is the Catholic cross
      That's why

    • @High-Honor-Gameplays
      @High-Honor-Gameplays Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@GreekV1nce How am I supposed to know I'm not Christian, also what's orthodox.

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce Před 10 měsíci +77

      @@High-Honor-Gameplays That is a big question. Orthodox Christians and Catholics are both branches of Christianity. Orthodox Christians follow the Eastern Orthodox tradition, while Catholics are part of the Roman Catholic Church. Their main differences lie in their church hierarchy, theological beliefs, and practices. For instance, the Pope is the central figure in Catholicism, while the Orthodox Church operates with a conciliar model. Additionally, there are differences in their understanding of original sin, the role of saints, and the use of icons in worship. So an Orthodox Christian is a different type of Christian from a Catholic christian and their differences lie mostly in beliefs and practices

    • @High-Honor-Gameplays
      @High-Honor-Gameplays Před 10 měsíci +28

      @@GreekV1nce thanks for answering😃

  • @b6090
    @b6090 Před rokem +602

    I'm Christian, and I think it's safe to say Jesus absolutely nailed it.

  • @blueswarm1259
    @blueswarm1259 Před rokem +2459

    The Romans have been quiet since this banger dropped.

  • @Scroll120
    @Scroll120 Před rokem +9467

    "I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."

    • @PatrickStar-mn7yn
      @PatrickStar-mn7yn Před rokem +1

      No not really. It's in fact their kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids

    • @untiecries9174
      @untiecries9174 Před rokem +265

      Descendants*

    • @arbell1935
      @arbell1935 Před rokem +181

      Nice back to the future reference

    • @RDIOHEAD_
      @RDIOHEAD_ Před rokem +49

      MARTY

    • @Evan-27
      @Evan-27 Před rokem +10

      Lmao

  • @Somekindaalivethingy
    @Somekindaalivethingy Před 8 měsíci +146

    Its so funny that he starts with "lord i cant change" like he's trying to say" i dont know how to die".

  • @TheSwissMuslim
    @TheSwissMuslim Před 4 měsíci +87

    The irony that my Buddhist friend recommended me this and i like to say that i am now a follower of Jesus.

  • @cc_spyros3962
    @cc_spyros3962 Před rokem +2769

    “He will never be playing free bird solo”
    Romans 3 days later: 😮

  • @justyouraveragehumanbeing7411

    Now THAT'S a religion I can get behind.

    • @techno6467
      @techno6467 Před rokem +74

      Amen

    • @istvankeri6688
      @istvankeri6688 Před rokem +45

      amen

    • @vpaul4374
      @vpaul4374 Před rokem +110

      Come forth my child and embrace the warmth of Rock N' Roll Religion and praise our lord, savior and father of all who rocks: Chuck Berry

    • @tylerwilson5769
      @tylerwilson5769 Před rokem +8

      A MAN BROTHER!

    • @temetomer
      @temetomer Před rokem +10

      amém amigos

  • @pot1tone
    @pot1tone Před 9 měsíci +44

    Jesus so holy he can play the whole solo on the same key of the fretboard

  • @mr_no0bthereal239
    @mr_no0bthereal239 Před 8 měsíci +50

    'jesus doesnt exist?'
    'then explain this!'

  • @TacticalAnthony
    @TacticalAnthony Před rokem +21893

    "But the Lord riffs at the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
    - Psalms 37:13

    • @luquedas6451
      @luquedas6451 Před rokem +94

      Dont say that

    • @SCRYMNSTR5
      @SCRYMNSTR5 Před rokem +605

      amen

    • @RepBit
      @RepBit Před rokem +464

      If this was how the bible was written I’d be like 🙏🙏

    • @Pastorpeter1
      @Pastorpeter1 Před rokem +40

      I wanna like this comment but it's perfect at 777

    • @brainrot293
      @brainrot293 Před rokem +40

      @@luquedas6451 why not its funny

  • @bennyputin8746
    @bennyputin8746 Před rokem +6110

    This is why AI generated content will never replace human creatifity

    • @Yanguell
      @Yanguell Před rokem +168

      You are right my friend

    • @dream_endless
      @dream_endless Před rokem +18

      Lol

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 Před rokem +424

      A.i will never be able to imitate shitposts as good as we can

    • @thebloo12
      @thebloo12 Před rokem +222

      @@darthmaul7434 yeah shitposts are only funny because of the human element

    • @pbandmayosandwich3208
      @pbandmayosandwich3208 Před rokem

      Not human creativity. Human stupidity

  • @slugwhale5586
    @slugwhale5586 Před 7 měsíci +31

    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, however, was that sick bass line that one time"

  • @angelixxdits
    @angelixxdits Před 8 měsíci +36

    *JESUS ABSOLUTELY SHREDDING FOR OUR SINS.‼️🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥💥💥‼️🔥🗣️*

  • @skoomaaddict6513
    @skoomaaddict6513 Před rokem +22133

    If this becomes canon I’m going back to church

    • @churchofdanielism5312
      @churchofdanielism5312 Před rokem +1149

      It’s canon in mine

    • @metelineblue294
      @metelineblue294 Před rokem +2072

      what season of the bible is this

    • @EmperorStew
      @EmperorStew Před rokem +180

      Same

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch Před rokem +801

      @@metelineblue294 season 1;16

    • @boneman9751
      @boneman9751 Před rokem +460

      @Professional Milker I understand how “freebird: a jesus story” seems to mess with the canon, but if you read the tie in novel “the book of Judas” is should clear it up a little bit.
      Hopefully once we get the “Budda v jesus: battle of heavenly proportions” crossover event, we’ll get more explanation and it’ll clear up some inconsistencies about the expanded Bible universe👍

  • @hackingtiktoks7091
    @hackingtiktoks7091 Před rokem +4512

    imagine we waited tons of years for him to come back and he just plays and shreds free bird while descending from heaven

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Před rokem +204

      How to make a helluva entrance part 1

    • @lordhendrickson8585
      @lordhendrickson8585 Před rokem +47

      @@yasininn76 what's part two?

    • @bobcatbix
      @bobcatbix Před rokem +142

      At 150 its the angel/demon army lining up and once the breakdown ends They charge across the field to clash in battle while jesus fights satan in a Guitar Hero Battle

    • @zilk3124
      @zilk3124 Před rokem +62

      that would be pretty badass

    • @PaltaStudioz
      @PaltaStudioz Před rokem +59

      Worth the wait

  • @bulletkingaming2808
    @bulletkingaming2808 Před 5 měsíci +39

    Jesus Christ has Rizzen.

  • @MaitlandJones
    @MaitlandJones Před 10 měsíci +106

    As a Christian, it does my soul good to see all our Christian brothers, Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant coming together to appreciate our lord and savior giving that guitar an absolutely righteous shredding. I definitely wanna see some more ecumenicism like this.

  • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
    @CreeperDude-cm1wv Před rokem +32827

    I'm Christian, and I'm sure our Lord and savior could shred some sick riffs

  • @oddperson8373
    @oddperson8373 Před rokem +4735

    Rest in peace, Gary Rossington the last original remaining band member of Lynyrd Skynyrd. You shall play the guitar alongside Jesus and your band members.

  • @rogaldorn9178
    @rogaldorn9178 Před 4 měsíci +77

    Just as it is stated in the Bible: "... And on the third day, Jesus will rise from the dead and by God, he will solo Freebird like an OG. And unfaithful will see the truth and will see the light of Jesus once more". Really inspiring.

  • @pkhtr
    @pkhtr Před 5 měsíci +18

    "Mom, I'm listening to Christian music"

  • @Garbage_garage64
    @Garbage_garage64 Před rokem +1180

    Me (God's drunkest driver) explaining to the officer that the speed limit does not apply when the solo from Free Bird is playing

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před rokem +51

      The speed limit doesn't apply when you're listening to some sick riffs, ESPECIALLY if it's Free Bird

    • @politzania4804
      @politzania4804 Před rokem +70

      "God why do you give me your strongest drinks?"
      "Cause your my drunkest driver"

    • @JazzKazoo0930
      @JazzKazoo0930 Před rokem +18

      That's true for any sick guitar solo, but you are morally obligated to drive as fast as possible when the free bird solo kicks in

    • @sisiyacallate16
      @sisiyacallate16 Před rokem +1

      666 likes....

    • @doomguy584
      @doomguy584 Před rokem

      I was unable to explain it to the oak tree my truck crashed into we got the hell outta there before cops and ems arrived

  • @butterchicken488
    @butterchicken488 Před rokem +2244

    40 days later, he said goodbye to his disciples and ascended whilst playing stairway to heaven.

  • @Sammywhatnow
    @Sammywhatnow Před 8 měsíci +73

    As a Christain guitar player I can confirm this is fire. (I think the bible forgot to Menton this part)

    • @rusticcloud3325
      @rusticcloud3325 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Might be true, since John 21:25 mentions that there are many things that Jesus did but was not written 😎

    • @mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056
      @mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056 Před 5 měsíci +2

      So the fire that burned Sodom and Gomorrah was just a teaser for Jesus's sick shredding skills?

  • @ImPointingAtU
    @ImPointingAtU Před 9 měsíci +34

    If the pope confirms that Jesus did a sick guitar solo of freebird I will convert

  • @williamaughenbaugh6886
    @williamaughenbaugh6886 Před rokem +4302

    "When they approached the resting place of Jesus, they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They had found the Lord standing tall, with light eminating from his fingertips. A sound so beautiful, the sins of the father and the son could be washed away could be heard from his lute. The women bowed their heads and the men banged their heads as he, the Lord, shredded his way to the heavenly light." ~ Luke 24

  • @Non---Existent
    @Non---Existent Před rokem +14160

    I have watched this three times
    Once for Jesus
    Once for the Father
    And once for the Holy Spirit

  • @jons9068
    @jons9068 Před 10 měsíci +210

    I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

    • @Lio_8S
      @Lio_8S Před 9 měsíci +8

      same bro

    • @HatKiddy
      @HatKiddy Před 9 měsíci

      Rel

    • @Altair_gg
      @Altair_gg Před 8 měsíci +6

      Кажется, у кого-то было очень много свободного времени

    • @HatKiddy
      @HatKiddy Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@Altair_gg idk what you said but rel

    • @tziirkq
      @tziirkq Před 8 měsíci +3

      Bro, literally the exact same for me, but I was rushing home before I crapped my pants instead.

  • @igiby1017
    @igiby1017 Před 11 měsíci +17

    Muslims: don't you dare draw our prophet!
    Christians:

  • @eugenepile7036
    @eugenepile7036 Před rokem +4246

    His guitar solo was too amazing he got nailed

    • @AbielAurelius
      @AbielAurelius Před rokem +226

      That is the most offensive yet most hilarious comment I have ever seen in my life

    • @zhyang1785
      @zhyang1785 Před rokem +267

      you can say he nailed it

    • @carldoria1680
      @carldoria1680 Před rokem +40

      Damn bro wtf😂😂

    • @mauricio3624
      @mauricio3624 Před rokem +16

      💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @929exrt3
      @929exrt3 Před rokem +9

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @architech02
    @architech02 Před rokem +1718

    This is honestly a good way to convince people to go to church

    • @justsimon.4995
      @justsimon.4995 Před rokem +118

      Been saying for years, if the church wants people to visit, they need a better soundtrack, and pyrotechnics

    • @user-zj8uc2hl5h
      @user-zj8uc2hl5h Před rokem +48

      @@justsimon.4995 Im atheist and even I would go to church if they started playing better songs.

    • @lukeboy8081
      @lukeboy8081 Před rokem +13

      Maners Maketh Men

    • @satansalley6526
      @satansalley6526 Před rokem +1

      😅

    • @V1_Ultrakiller
      @V1_Ultrakiller Před rokem +12

      @@user-zj8uc2hl5h If you believe in Christ as your saviour, you will get the opportunity to play sick covers of all of your favorite songs with him for eternity, GUARANTEED

  • @El_Gremlin8187
    @El_Gremlin8187 Před 5 měsíci +17

    I’m glad nobody is getting angry at this video for being “mocking towards religion” This is legitimately one of my favorite videos on youtube

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter Před 5 měsíci +1

      It seems a celebration, no?

    • @Duranie4Life
      @Duranie4Life Před 22 dny

      It’s not mocking at all, and I say this as a Christian myself. If it can bring people together, then isn’t it what He wants?

  • @Noone-hk1vf
    @Noone-hk1vf Před 10 měsíci +14

    On the first day on christmas, my true lord said to me “yo, check out this sick riff”

  • @SdN223
    @SdN223 Před rokem +1046

    there's something about jesus with an electric guitar that just feel so right. It's like it's what it always meant to be

  • @hexaquras9374
    @hexaquras9374 Před rokem +463

    lore accurate depiction of jesus

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. Před rokem

      Actually, there's a high probability that Jesus Christ, Son of God, was shredded.
      Ripped, chiseled, and considering his times were very physical.
      It is likely.

  • @cheezybirb7810
    @cheezybirb7810 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Guys, it's time

  • @kentuckyace1068
    @kentuckyace1068 Před 2 měsíci +9

    He is risen

  • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
    @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. Před rokem +716

    Fun fact : *This shit could be canon*

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. Před rokem +49

      In Heaven especially.

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid Před rokem +27

      @@Berd-Wasted. specifically written like a true portuguese/spanish speaker
      i need glasses lmao

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. Před rokem

      @@SpringDavid Try Don Bosco Institute of Makati.
      I'm not one of those cringy christian communities with agenda's behind them.

    • @trikin2203
      @trikin2203 Před rokem

      @@SpringDavid por que?? Xdd

    • @jakegrube9477
      @jakegrube9477 Před rokem +5

      well assuming god and by extension jesus exist outside the human idea of time then yea

  • @lordboombastic5946
    @lordboombastic5946 Před rokem +5258

    Me: Man i wish someone could save me from eternal damnation and a life surrounded by unforgiven sin!
    Jesus:

  • @hanslubeck7728
    @hanslubeck7728 Před rokem +12

    WE MAKIN IT OUT THE CAVE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @garrold7123
    @garrold7123 Před 10 dny +2

    I actually love the fact you spend time in move-editing him to make it look a little more realistic and not just loop it, thank you

    • @A-Brainless
      @A-Brainless Před 9 dny

      Edit? thats all real theres no edit or fake things you atheist.

  • @Cesareas2401
    @Cesareas2401 Před rokem +3051

    Satan: Come with me, I can give you waifus, internet and a good life
    Jesus:

  • @SerialCommenter
    @SerialCommenter Před rokem +2687

    Being a christian, this is absolutely amazing. Now this is the power of Jesus right here.

  • @Jarbreak
    @Jarbreak Před 4 měsíci +4

    The Bible 2 really is enjoyable experience, I discovered this show since 0002, I did not regret any second of watching this, infact I didn't even blink once. I kept rewatching this for decades, no, centuries. This has to be one of my favourite show of all time. Recommended.

  • @SeigeGoat
    @SeigeGoat Před 7 měsíci +13

    As an atheist i do confirm that you got us, jesus is a talented person not only he can shred for our shinz (skating jesus meme) but also can hit the riff.

  • @vandam6057
    @vandam6057 Před rokem +936

    I was an atheist, but after seeing this I believe Jesus is the true lord and savior

  • @harshmisra970
    @harshmisra970 Před rokem +358

    He riffed for our sins.

  • @TwiggyShei
    @TwiggyShei Před 5 měsíci +100

    Matthew, Mark and Luke: let's make sure our versions of the gospel correspond with one another and don't include too much cosmic imagery
    John:

    • @spartacus936
      @spartacus936 Před 2 měsíci +4

      This is the best comment I've read in this comment section. LOL. 🤣

  • @Sandstorm___
    @Sandstorm___ Před 2 měsíci +8

    Happy Easter

  • @jimmyrobot3170
    @jimmyrobot3170 Před rokem +8664

    As a Christian myself, I can say with 100% honesty that Jesus playing the Free Bird is 69x better than any Christian rock song ever

    • @Ed-yv4rb
      @Ed-yv4rb Před rokem +291

      As an atheist, this is also better than normal rock

    • @Remembering1453
      @Remembering1453 Před rokem +34

      AGREE COMPLETLY

    • @paulinomendes8357
      @paulinomendes8357 Před rokem +44

      Have you tried Victor Borba? The man makes christian music and he is the author of none other than Bury The Light from DMC

    • @FieldMarshallWeeb
      @FieldMarshallWeeb Před rokem +60

      Amen, my brother in Christ. In the words of Hank Hill, "You're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock n' roll worse"

    • @flub3821
      @flub3821 Před rokem +10

      *666x better

  • @nathanalexander5598
    @nathanalexander5598 Před rokem +296

    "They hated Jesus cause he could play some sweet riffs"

  • @genioreal__
    @genioreal__ Před 4 měsíci +5

    the best thing i did this day was read the comments while listening to this.

  • @pecileraser5629
    @pecileraser5629 Před 6 hodinami

    Jesus, I didn't know he was chill like that.

  • @znerodarp5392
    @znerodarp5392 Před rokem +4904

    As a catholic, this ain't blasphemy. This is a masterpiece🎸✝️

    • @santaclause760
      @santaclause760 Před rokem +23

      Jesus did not have long hair, I know this because it would be a sin for a man to have long hair and Jesus was sinless. So it would be blasphemy to call this man with long hair Jesus

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +192

      @@santaclause760 Then why is every depiction of Jesus I see in every Church have him with long hair. Also why is it a sin to have long hair? Its not against the commandments or against hios teachings, and if it was a Jewish thing Jesus said himself that the pharisees had abondoned the spirit of the word of God and had the laws of men.

    • @Beelzeon
      @Beelzeon Před rokem +231

      @@mariustan9275 pretty sure he is saying that shit because he thinks its gay lmao

    • @DavidSantos-ix1hu
      @DavidSantos-ix1hu Před 11 měsíci +1

      Holy be thy father son and holy spirit 0f the sick ass lick

    • @FunFacts1212
      @FunFacts1212 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Beelzeonfun fact, ah, so he’s that type of Christian that hates gays to the bone.

  • @Mentelgen-1337
    @Mentelgen-1337 Před rokem +930

    4:20... damn son you really hit the right spot

  • @MrMultiB
    @MrMultiB Před 4 měsíci +7

    DokiBird Stream February 2024, colorized

  • @RedSiegfried
    @RedSiegfried Před 3 měsíci +5

    No matter who you are, where you are, or what you're doing, remember, Jesus loves YOU! And rock on!

  • @yellowgetbright
    @yellowgetbright Před rokem +753

    Jesus is the only entity that can play Stairway to Heaven for 10 hours straight in a guitar shop.

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry Před rokem +58

      Or while on the stairway itself

    • @Komican
      @Komican Před rokem +10

      Jesus be like “stairway to my house”

  • @prussianapples1489
    @prussianapples1489 Před rokem +3543

    -Comes out of tomb after a couple of years
    -rips the fattest of all rifts that humanity has been given
    -disappears
    -refuses to elaborate
    Edit: didn't expect the 1.8k likes, thanks!

    • @benadrylcabbagepatch2527
      @benadrylcabbagepatch2527 Před rokem +132

      Gigachad Jesus

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +156

      @@benadrylcabbagepatch2527 He sacrificed himself so other people could go to Heaven, even when those people insulted, tortured and killed him. Truly Gigachad

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps Před rokem +26

      Based God.

    • @maxfranceschelli1864
      @maxfranceschelli1864 Před rokem +78

      He came out of the tomb after 3 days, played this shit, and dissapeared like a chad

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Před rokem +6

      @@mariustan9275 Gigachad?DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?

  • @logancr1635
    @logancr1635 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Jesus's concerts used to be awesome

  • @tristanrow4951
    @tristanrow4951 Před 24 dny +1

    I'm impressed by the attention to detail here, choosing the specific bits of the clip to rewind and how fast to simulate the actual playing

  • @TheTorchOfGreatness
    @TheTorchOfGreatness Před rokem +1199

    Amen 🙏

  • @desupernoodle
    @desupernoodle Před rokem +432

    "My Lord, the Free Bird solo was playing so the sin doesn't count."

    • @keenan4536
      @keenan4536 Před rokem +3

      😂underated comment

    • @Rush-One
      @Rush-One Před rokem +31

      “To atone for your sins, you must play stairway to heaven and play some absolutely holy riffs”

    • @marcocoelho4943
      @marcocoelho4943 Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @randoms2222
    @randoms2222 Před 6 měsíci +5

    "he shredded for our sins, oh yea he shredded, yea it was good."

  • @agenzs
    @agenzs Před 6 měsíci +7

    This was truly, a godly performance

  • @andyshistorylessons8278
    @andyshistorylessons8278 Před rokem +1783

    As a Christian…I think…THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 Před rokem +586

    This bread is my Body, the wine is my Blood, this sick ass riff is the Freebird Solo. And God heard it and said it was good.

  • @Alt_F4.2
    @Alt_F4.2 Před 10 měsíci +8

    God: JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Jesus: Playing free bird

  • @SjsnebshHdhdhd
    @SjsnebshHdhdhd Před rokem +4

    "Oh god heal me with your sick ass riff"

  • @estebanatachaoarguedas6321
    @estebanatachaoarguedas6321 Před rokem +697

    "40 days in a desert was enough in order to master Faith and the Free Bird Solo" sounds like a legit biblical quote.

  • @CRaKCed_ceTAceAN
    @CRaKCed_ceTAceAN Před rokem +191

    Vertically Ascending Jesus

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox Před 3 měsíci +5

    As a Catholic Christian I can confirm this is what actually happened, trust me, I was there.

  • @shadowhunter791
    @shadowhunter791 Před 10 měsíci +5

    The only acceptable return of Jesus

  • @wutelgiwithagun8832
    @wutelgiwithagun8832 Před rokem +1417

    “Fear not the sinner, for there lies salvation in the light of God’s magnanimous rhythm, The drums of the holy spirit, and the riff of the Son.” - Book of Groove, 18:9-10

  • @edwuncleriii3798
    @edwuncleriii3798 Před rokem +165

    The shredder of Nazareth.

  • @SSystemm-ee5zr
    @SSystemm-ee5zr Před 8 měsíci +7

    Jesus playing free bird is so powerful, it made me ascend to heaven.

  • @gigibautista7770
    @gigibautista7770 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Happy Resurrection Sunday yall!

  • @lordwellington7220
    @lordwellington7220 Před rokem +1064

    The pick motion is on point. You did a real good job!!

  • @FuntimeAexo
    @FuntimeAexo Před rokem +764

    As a Christian I confirm, this is one of those miracles that the Bible forgot to mention

    • @izabelaswa85
      @izabelaswa85 Před 5 měsíci +3

      And it should!!!

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil Před 5 měsíci +12

      Tsk, John was slacking

    • @alexanderraudenbusch6510
      @alexanderraudenbusch6510 Před 3 měsíci +1

      originaly It stood in the bible, the catholic church just cencored it because no one would listen to church choirs anymore

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's getting to be that time of year again

  • @Declan_hamsandwich6
    @Declan_hamsandwich6 Před 6 měsíci +4

    For Communion, he gives out beer and peanuts

  • @i-ate-bread
    @i-ate-bread Před rokem +550

    Holy shit you synced it quite well

  • @jaovitinhow
    @jaovitinhow Před rokem +281

    jesus definately is the best guitar player ever

  • @LasagnaGarlicbreadtime
    @LasagnaGarlicbreadtime Před 5 měsíci +8

    As a Christian I can confirm u have made a masterpiece my sir combing my two favorite things rock and Jesus bless u good sir🫡

  • @RADZ4
    @RADZ4 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Jesus be performing different kinds of miracles

  • @Alan_The_Jaguar
    @Alan_The_Jaguar Před rokem +718

    this is so epic that the vatican has to make this cannon

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot Před rokem +65

      Shame the writers hate updating the lore

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 Před rokem +8

      They made a cannon?

    • @Crusade6539
      @Crusade6539 Před rokem +14

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 as someone who was raised Catholic the church has some weird stuff like purgatory, someone was probably high and came up with that because the evidence they point to it existing says absolutely nothing about purgatory existing and the church is going down hill and taking people with it

    • @Crusade6539
      @Crusade6539 Před rokem +14

      Pope even said even atheists can go to heaven which in the Bible says you absolutely have to believe in the resurrection of Jesus and accept him and possibly accept him by the ucerest.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 Před rokem +1

      @@Crusade6539 TELL ME ABOUT THEIR COOL CANNON, MAN!!!

  • @Noobixm-GGD
    @Noobixm-GGD Před rokem +434

    Plot twist: He actually had no idea how to play the guitar, and the whole solo was a miracle he did cause you know, being the son of God and all that

    • @YouDieLin
      @YouDieLin Před rokem +27

      So u're saying Lynyrd is the closest human that have Jesus' revelation?

    • @Noobixm-GGD
      @Noobixm-GGD Před rokem +18

      @@YouDieLin it’s a coincidence.

    • @Michael-Archonaeus
      @Michael-Archonaeus Před rokem +5

      Next time he should play Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +4

      @@Michael-Archonaeus No thats what he played on the 3 days he went through hell and he plays this as he resurrects and gives everyone the holy spirit.

    • @hikermrsblood1
      @hikermrsblood1 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Michael-Archonaeus he plays the last stand by sabaton whenever a Christian fights

  • @Cami-wd4rw
    @Cami-wd4rw Před 4 měsíci +4

    As a Roman Catholic i go to Church every Sunday just to wait for this miracle to happen.

  • @user-kv3ob3sq1i
    @user-kv3ob3sq1i Před 3 měsíci +2

    We need him now more then ever.

  • @jimmylepog5133
    @jimmylepog5133 Před rokem +358

    Out of joke, the bloody solo is magnificent

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Před rokem +16

      Out of joke, so is the love of Jesus Christ

    • @FauzanAlfansa
      @FauzanAlfansa Před rokem +1

      what joke?

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio Před rokem +231

    Honestly, I'd go to church a lot more often if every time, there was a dude dressed as Jesus that just came out on stage and shred the sickest riffs for 5 straight minutes.

    • @user-yt5mu3xh4o
      @user-yt5mu3xh4o Před 9 měsíci +38

      That's what heaven is dude

    • @TestECull
      @TestECull Před 5 měsíci +3

      Bring in some disciples with some proper talent. Period outfits. Blast some 'Tallica, Skynyrd, Zeppelin, etc. Rock out!

  • @wrats3333
    @wrats3333 Před 5 měsíci +3

    And on the 7th day he shreds

  • @KOROSENAI-MACH-20
    @KOROSENAI-MACH-20 Před 26 dny +1

    "God said let there be the freedom, and there it was." 😂😂😂